Don't Be A Busta, CJ! #2

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @dbly1310
    @dbly1310 6 лет назад +340

    8:36 "we gotta get back to the hood, it's too crazy around here"
    no shit, sweet.

  • @tkracing5945
    @tkracing5945 6 лет назад +650

    2:27 :D i died "nice car smoke" xD *keep it valuable and keep it real* "EXPLODES"

  • @meiji9720
    @meiji9720 6 лет назад +579

    Logic:
    CJ’s friends/family shittalk him for have a bad driving skills.
    They tell him to drive everytime.

    • @reemar.official1824
      @reemar.official1824 5 лет назад +21

      just cj girlfriend on san fiero want to drive

    • @shockingnews_2023
      @shockingnews_2023 5 лет назад +4

      Niken Sadrsih which ones? Katie (medic) or Michelle (monster truck)?

    • @619Dika
      @619Dika 5 лет назад +1

      @@shockingnews_2023 michelle

    • @reddsan1169
      @reddsan1169 5 лет назад +9

      Maybe they want him to improve

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP 3 года назад +5

      _”He’s trippin’.”_ - Sweet

  • @pingatito
    @pingatito 6 лет назад +259

    2:13 this is why you shouldn't make madd dogg angry

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 3 года назад +72

    6:50 - Well done Carl, now leave... *uses fire extinguisher to make CJ fall off building*

  • @HoriaGeorge
    @HoriaGeorge 6 лет назад +246

    4:14
    *Alternaive scene*
    Ryder: Man whatchu doin'?
    Big Smoke: Carl get back here man, we outta here baby.
    *CJ enters the car*

  • @HarunoSoul
    @HarunoSoul 5 лет назад +69

    4:54 I like how Ryder is talking shit while CJ's beating the shit outta him. lol

  • @SuperMars51
    @SuperMars51 6 лет назад +224

    3:12 "I'm gangsta!" Fly's away and explodes.

    • @wiebeburuma8646
      @wiebeburuma8646 6 лет назад +8

      Freak Fortress 2 Gameplays XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @AbdulAhad0128
    @AbdulAhad0128 6 лет назад +357

    0:56 "Double Insane stunt bonus: $1819"

    • @fullreddotsight8300
      @fullreddotsight8300 5 лет назад +30

      1:24 ''Triple insane stunt bonus:$ 5881

    • @Cookie_dragon64
      @Cookie_dragon64 4 года назад +4

      @@fullreddotsight8300 if you fly away with an bike for the sky with some mods,you get so much money,one time i get 70000$

    • @spindoctor358
      @spindoctor358 4 года назад +6

      Then you wonder who's even paying you for all these crazy stunts

    • @katara4995
      @katara4995 4 года назад

      Spin Doctor 😂😂 I do

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад

      @@fullreddotsight8300 Quadra Insane Stunt Bonus: $69420
      lol im srry im srry

  • @2002kid
    @2002kid 5 лет назад +40

    5:04 *"No Respect For The Hood"*
    Indeed lmao

    • @Frinitive
      @Frinitive 4 года назад +3

      *I clean this shit*

    • @user_747
      @user_747 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TerribleTommyFAN
      @TerribleTommyFAN 7 месяцев назад +2

      looking through skinny CJ when you go something to eat.

  • @thenurimo
    @thenurimo 4 года назад +55

    7:35 Truth: can we swing by the hospital?
    CJ: yeah, you sick?
    Truth: no, I'm grilled.

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP Год назад +5

      Truth, but charcoaled.

    • @MinusTheRogue
      @MinusTheRogue 9 месяцев назад

      Truth: I’m cooked in more ways then one!

  • @haydarmufti4220
    @haydarmufti4220 6 лет назад +22

    2:33 "keep the value and keep it real" *Explosive*

  • @zostg.turret9881
    @zostg.turret9881 6 лет назад +272

    3:50 CJ: Relax
    Background: *Alota cars explodes*

    • @user-yq3hm6qj2v
      @user-yq3hm6qj2v 6 лет назад +13

      SansZed Gaming lol wtf is happening haha

    • @MrClock-po9ti
      @MrClock-po9ti 5 лет назад +2

      SansZed G.Turret their so oblivious 😂

  • @personalaccount7130
    @personalaccount7130 6 лет назад +78

    I love how the cutscene AI characters resort to violence when their acts are disrupted.

  • @handsomefrog0195
    @handsomefrog0195 6 лет назад +157

    8:55 CJ: Nice car Smoke!
    *CJ Burns the car*

    • @sizoduke
      @sizoduke 5 лет назад +10

      nice car-smoke!

    • @Su7fyan
      @Su7fyan 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад +2

      "You know me you burned it, pay it valuable, and pay it real with a money"

  • @itsmepraveennair5289
    @itsmepraveennair5289 5 лет назад +154

    4:54 fight scene ryder n CJ is truely hilarious.

    • @extreamzgaming1557
      @extreamzgaming1557 5 лет назад +26

      Cj:*punches Ryder* Ryder:shit I told you he was crazy

  • @Javier-pj5xz
    @Javier-pj5xz 6 лет назад +46

    12:33
    CJ: "OK, we're here"
    Car: *NOPE*

  • @primozpotocnik1423
    @primozpotocnik1423 6 лет назад +209

    12:34 "Okay, we here" ... guess not xD

  • @reelinginthelights
    @reelinginthelights 6 лет назад +427

    3:16 "Hey, I'll stay with Jeffrey. I mean- *WASTED* "

  • @AlexMappingHD
    @AlexMappingHD 6 лет назад +106

    8:38 *a lot of cars* "IS TOO CRAZY AROUND HERE"

  • @Alexandre-hk4jq
    @Alexandre-hk4jq 6 лет назад +356

    1:08 The truck is crying

  • @kingvector1198
    @kingvector1198 5 лет назад +38

    1:43 - When the mission is easy and finished, but you manage to fail it. "Awww, this fool!"

  • @SendaiKun
    @SendaiKun 6 лет назад +376

    4:10 "All unit rock n roll" Died by explosion

  • @whyzelindonto413
    @whyzelindonto413 6 лет назад +159

    4:55 BFF'S 4ever

  • @YEgar97
    @YEgar97 6 лет назад +144

    2:28
    CJ : Nice Car Smoke
    *Punch Big Smoke's Car, Bounces away and BOOM..!

  • @liljerry6103
    @liljerry6103 6 лет назад +200

    6:35 Damn Ryder killed the pizza guy with the power of number nine

  • @countspatula649
    @countspatula649 6 лет назад +20

    11:41 "Come on carl get the fuck in"
    *Slams him while he was coming to get in, then gets him out from car*
    "COME ON CARL GET THE FUCK IN"

  • @Roxasora123
    @Roxasora123 6 лет назад +184

    11:35 that invisible chair lol

    • @snggaming275
      @snggaming275 5 лет назад +6

      Yes glich cheat activated

    • @alexcrawford5350
      @alexcrawford5350 5 лет назад +5

      Roxasora123: COME ON, CARL, GET THE F**K IN!

    • @zulnaidirosli1
      @zulnaidirosli1 3 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @ALEC-0126
      @ALEC-0126 3 года назад +5

      Truths on drugs... His hallucinations have transcend beyond just hallucinations.... He's unlocked the power to conjure up invisible objects

    • @tylermatthew349
      @tylermatthew349 3 года назад +3

      11:34 I can’t stop laughing because of him riding invisible ride 🤣😂😅

  • @rydernigga9996
    @rydernigga9996 6 лет назад +246

    2:58 pause

    • @g8anlong
      @g8anlong 6 лет назад +36

      Rip ugly teeth dude.

    • @akidamasu3128
      @akidamasu3128 6 лет назад +37

      Top 10 moment taken before disaster

    • @WarKlutch
      @WarKlutch 5 лет назад +9

      Still the scariest NPC in GTA history

    • @carmenjuarez1034
      @carmenjuarez1034 5 лет назад +9

      @@elvergalarga3908 :v El cabeza de rodilla xd

    • @elvergalarga3908
      @elvergalarga3908 5 лет назад +5

      @@carmenjuarez1034 Jajajajaja

  • @rodrigoc9402
    @rodrigoc9402 3 года назад +24

    6:49 well done, Carl, now leave *spray fire extinguisher*

  • @Kaledrone
    @Kaledrone 6 лет назад +43

    We shall rob a bank...
    But we don't have any weapons....
    Don't worry, we have our chickens...

  • @Soccer_lover986
    @Soccer_lover986 4 года назад +20

    2:29 “Nice car smoke”
    *super punches it and destroys it*

  • @YoshiyaMakina
    @YoshiyaMakina 6 лет назад +40

    *cj punches ryder*
    Ryder: man you jacked up!

  • @notfreeman6809
    @notfreeman6809 6 лет назад +24

    Truth: ...No man we're good
    *Car Explodes*
    Truth: I think...

  • @kaelinvoker3043
    @kaelinvoker3043 5 лет назад +34

    4:57 sparring with Ryder 😂

  • @fallingvibes
    @fallingvibes 5 лет назад +81

    7:33
    *car explodes*
    No man, we're good, i think.

  •  4 года назад +17

    11:42
    *pushes CJ out of the car*
    - Come on CJ, get in the car.

    • @aneshkumar4513
      @aneshkumar4513 2 года назад +2

      Truth dares him by telling him to get in the car so that he gets thrown away after getting punched in his face

    • @aneshkumar4513
      @aneshkumar4513 2 года назад +2

      It will be better if that was a low clearance car so that he gets kicked as kicking is not available in normal NPCs melee attack

  • @RhaveRonabio
    @RhaveRonabio 6 лет назад +67

    5:36 ALL YOU GONNA DO IS NOT TO KICK ME, CJ

  • @Claude11Speed
    @Claude11Speed 6 лет назад +27

    My favorite is 3:46 when Turismos is blowing up in front of Greenwood and Ryder says "I don't like this mane"

  • @xxxmagosxxx3127
    @xxxmagosxxx3127 5 лет назад +24

    6:36 wtf rider😂😂😂

  • @jmemarlin
    @jmemarlin 6 лет назад +90

    6:36
    *"We closed, go away"*
    Commites suicide

  • @rizkytegar8141
    @rizkytegar8141 6 лет назад +73

    6:16 wtf?!!this guy is shooted by minigun but he's immortal and keep service the customer :v

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 5 лет назад +5

      @@somefries3101 nah more like has a heart attack

    • @UwUTeevee
      @UwUTeevee 3 года назад +4

      *seconds later..* we’re closed go away *splat* *oOugh*

    • @Lagger625
      @Lagger625 3 года назад +1

      @@UwUTeevee JAJAJAJAJAJAJ I died with that one

    • @aneshkumar4513
      @aneshkumar4513 2 года назад +1

      Also CJ eats his own minigun

  • @Winabagel23
    @Winabagel23 6 лет назад +8

    11:52 *Rips CJ out of the car*
    "C'mon, Carl! Get the fuck in!"

  • @TheBlackoutBoi
    @TheBlackoutBoi 3 года назад +5

    2:27 Smoke: You know me, It's muy cut! *Keep it value and keep it real!* *(CAR EXPLODES)*
    Funniest Timing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SOUNDWAVE98
    @SOUNDWAVE98 6 лет назад +17

    1:03 *AUTOBOTS.. ROLL OUT.*
    Truck: WREWWREWREWREWRE

  • @abak359
    @abak359 5 лет назад +17

    2:07 real homie right there!

  • @Aeterez8678
    @Aeterez8678 5 лет назад +14

    4:14 Cj left sweet behind nice scene

  • @ckkrzuwwhotchi1465
    @ckkrzuwwhotchi1465 4 года назад +9

    2:18 i laughed so hard at this part . OMG!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @arbytaufik5944
    @arbytaufik5944 4 года назад +8

    9:20
    Normal Car :
    > Start engine
    > Shift the gear
    > Drive
    GTA SA car :
    > Drive and start the engine

  • @itsshalevfromtaxidashcamer9390
    @itsshalevfromtaxidashcamer9390 4 года назад +19

    6:36 Pizza worker: We're closed, go away!
    *Dead*

    • @leojuniomh
      @leojuniomh 4 года назад

      Tradução estamos fechando vai embora dead

    • @Frinitive
      @Frinitive 4 года назад

      *We're died! Go away!*

    • @user_747
      @user_747 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @patrekkk
    @patrekkk 6 лет назад +105

    10:43 i cant stop laughing 😹😹😹

  • @MinusTheRogue
    @MinusTheRogue 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ryder just casually talking while CJ is stomping him to oblivion😂😂

  • @realtimeblog
    @realtimeblog 6 лет назад +15

    11:49
    The Truth: Come on, Carl, get the fuck in.
    (Truth's dropping CJ from the car)
    CJ: Why?

  • @ReallyRealTime
    @ReallyRealTime 5 лет назад +10

    3:16 Cj: hey I’ll stick with Jeff i mea-
    CJ: *dies/gets wasted instantly*

  • @my.angel_hikari
    @my.angel_hikari 6 лет назад +124

    3:17 I stick with Jeffrey, I mean.....

    • @ilyonym
      @ilyonym 5 лет назад +10

      WASTED
      *_MISSION FAILED_*

    • @genza8980
      @genza8980 5 лет назад +2

      LoL

    • @skylander2518
      @skylander2518 3 года назад

      )))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • @my.angel_hikari
      @my.angel_hikari 3 года назад

      @@skylander2518 it's was 2 years ago dude!

    • @skylander2518
      @skylander2518 3 года назад

      @@my.angel_hikari yea i saw but i found this now.That part was legendary)).The clip came in my recc list and yea

  • @norrkopingman
    @norrkopingman 5 лет назад +31

    12:33 "Okay, we're here."
    *Flies away at mach 3.*

  • @RedTyphoon
    @RedTyphoon 5 лет назад +15

    4:14 after this scene, CJ joins Ryder and Big Smoke. Different universe timeline.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 6 лет назад +7

    11:41 “COME ON CARL, GET THE F*CK IN” 11:54 “Do you know what a s-“ (Truth pulls CJ out of the car) “COME ON CARL, GET THE F*CK IN”

  • @ryanmr1683
    @ryanmr1683 6 лет назад +12

    3:44 Yeah I wouldn’t like dozens of cars exploding right in front of my eyes either....man.

  • @birdc50
    @birdc50 6 лет назад +74

    5:41 "no respect for the hood"

  • @raivólogo
    @raivólogo 6 лет назад +73

    2:13 2:41 3:25 *"The Turismo Attack."*
    7:55 *"The day that Glendale went crazy."*

    • @octanedemon5548
      @octanedemon5548 5 лет назад

      What hapens then you launch gran turismo)

    • @trisha9858
      @trisha9858 4 года назад

      The tursimo car attack

  • @zevito7465
    @zevito7465 Год назад +7

    From the past until now, this Gta san andreas game is still funny and hilarious, especially when the cutscenes are made like this 😂

  • @AlexMappingHD
    @AlexMappingHD 6 лет назад +45

    9:50 Hey! Jethro! *spawn a lot of cars* Hop in man!

  • @piratehunter1926
    @piratehunter1926 6 лет назад +130

    7:57 wiggle wiggle

  • @dherendrasrevastva6880
    @dherendrasrevastva6880 5 лет назад +12

    Ryder beating and telling him about pizza stacks 5:15 lol

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 6 лет назад +61

    11:34
    Speed 0,25x
    Watch on Mr Truth.
    *CRAZY FROG MUSIC*

  • @whyzelindonto413
    @whyzelindonto413 6 лет назад +59

    2:18 many racers HHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

  • @elegy5554
    @elegy5554 6 лет назад +136

    13:34 CJ is being bullied

  • @kai1803
    @kai1803 6 лет назад +40

    5:37: Fool Rider

  • @MrZahsome
    @MrZahsome 3 года назад +4

    5:35 had me fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jxrie
    @Jxrie 5 лет назад +8

    3:50 “relax” 😂

  • @itsmepraveennair5289
    @itsmepraveennair5289 5 лет назад +9

    4:57 when CJ punch Ryder..what a funny fight

  • @YokArtikLBJ
    @YokArtikLBJ 5 лет назад +9

    7:33 *Car explodes*
    Truth: “No man we’re good”

  • @user-rb4ob2mr8k
    @user-rb4ob2mr8k 6 лет назад +11

    2:42 GTA. Exe has stopped working

  • @Catalina._
    @Catalina._ 5 лет назад +4

    8:37 "Man it's too crazy around here"

  • @georgedragos9828
    @georgedragos9828 4 года назад +8

    4:20 CJ is living hid brother lol

  • @whyzelindonto413
    @whyzelindonto413 6 лет назад +81

    6:37 hmmmmm..... nice gun?

    • @samueldavid1757
      @samueldavid1757 6 лет назад +1

      Whyzel Indonto and he's eating it😂😂😂

    • @elvergalarga3908
      @elvergalarga3908 6 лет назад +1

      @@samueldavid1757 He means that the pizza man has a ryder gun lol

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 5 лет назад +1

      RYDER NIGGA

  • @alinek2289
    @alinek2289 6 лет назад +7

    "Carl get back in, man! We outta here, baby."
    * Carl agrees and ditches Sweet *

  • @gedeseptian704
    @gedeseptian704 6 лет назад +57

    9:30 24 hours please

  • @jonathanb1
    @jonathanb1 5 лет назад +2

    Why can't I stop laughing at these vids?😂😂😂😂

  • @Haijetski
    @Haijetski 3 года назад +10

    3:28 i lost my sides ROFLMAO

  • @adarshraj6081
    @adarshraj6081 3 года назад +7

    13:34 Sweet and Smoke tag teaming CJ 😂😂

  • @CLOWNBOT00
    @CLOWNBOT00 4 года назад +3

    3:49 "I don't like this man! Look at all them other Family Grove... They used to have full health!" 😁

  • @jcalmz9639
    @jcalmz9639 6 лет назад +6

    I'm laughing so hard with all your videos hahahahahahaha the best channel I found 😂😂😂😂

  • @Hoggaththegreat
    @Hoggaththegreat 6 лет назад +44

    0:48 that black bar is indonesian words

    • @Axorb
      @Axorb  6 лет назад +6

      It's actually: F*****g, Press F10 to cancel. or Press F10 to f**k the place up.

    • @Hoggaththegreat
      @Hoggaththegreat 6 лет назад +2

      Axorb oh

    • @reemar.official1824
      @reemar.official1824 5 лет назад +1

      you from indonesian?

    • @mbaihaqi30
      @mbaihaqi30 5 лет назад +2

      Well, I didn't see a thing. How would you presumed that's "Indonesian"?

    • @burnout_renita
      @burnout_renita 4 года назад

      @@reemar.official1824 maling foto nostalgic gamer

  • @virf8221
    @virf8221 5 лет назад +8

    5:27 STRAIGHT BUSTA CJ

  • @MarinMen-h5b
    @MarinMen-h5b 2 года назад +1

    Omg i laught so hard at these clips please make more🤣

  • @piratehunter1926
    @piratehunter1926 6 лет назад +110

    0:32 hahahahahaha

  • @1308HK
    @1308HK 6 лет назад +3

    4:23 I ain't leaving my brother!* Getting in the car*

  • @ALEC-0126
    @ALEC-0126 3 года назад +5

    13:06 I think what he meant to say is "No, I'm dead!"

  • @regency-3023
    @regency-3023 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ik im 5 years late but 9:00 where there’s smoke there’s fire.

  • @viligamesbg6971
    @viligamesbg6971 6 лет назад +236

    3:27 is my favore moment and 4:08

    • @VillegasCar
      @VillegasCar 6 лет назад +11

      couldnt stop laughing xD

    • @Ridiona
      @Ridiona 6 лет назад +14

      viligames bg 4:08
      Cops:all units rock n roll
      *gets blown up by super cars*
      Me:guess like u guys already did got rock n rolled

    • @skimaskman
      @skimaskman 6 лет назад +2

      *M a s s d e s t r u c t i o n*

    • @Three.5
      @Three.5 6 лет назад

      viligames bg a

    • @papavinnie356
      @papavinnie356 6 лет назад

      Me too. LOL. xd

  • @walkinginmanaus3967
    @walkinginmanaus3967 5 лет назад +4

    6:38, Ryder weapon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lolcudo
    @lolcudo 6 лет назад +10

    0:30 le dice que sea discreto y lo primero que hace es chocarlo :v
    2:13 Oh shit!

  • @GojiraZibirus
    @GojiraZibirus Год назад +4

    4:35
    Zero following cj hits me

  • @mateusbrbrbr6578
    @mateusbrbrbr6578 5 лет назад +10

    1:34 uhuhuuu

  • @imathieukilleri4203
    @imathieukilleri4203 4 года назад +3

    1:03 i love this balancing truck

  • @cloroxhammer3289
    @cloroxhammer3289 6 лет назад +3

    Smoke: "You know me, it's not cut. Keep the value in it, keep it real."
    CJ: *sends the car into the stratosphere*

  • @axostierIV
    @axostierIV 5 лет назад +1

    Zero: All batteries commence *FIRE*
    CJ: Run away, save yourself
    😂😂😂

  • @typhoon8711
    @typhoon8711 2 года назад +1

    4:09 the feeling when Michael Bay makes a new movie 😂😂😂😂😂