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  • Опубликовано: 30 июл 2019
  • Music:
    Grove Street Theme - GTA San Andreas
    Mods:
    Master Spark
    www.gtainside.com/en/sanandre...
    Carmageddon
    gamebanana.com/gamefiles/2977
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Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @Fritzv.D.
    @Fritzv.D. 5 лет назад +1211

    The Game:
    *_"Ah shit, here we go again. 5th time of destroying my game."_*

    • @Steven-xo8fl
      @Steven-xo8fl 5 лет назад +26

      Me on PS2: just casual player
      Me on PC: HESOYAM, BAGUVIX, UZUMYMW, SPEEDFREAK, AEZAKMI, IAVENJQ

    • @almamore5707
      @almamore5707 5 лет назад +5

      Ah shit , here ge go again...

    • @dr.noobking5003
      @dr.noobking5003 5 лет назад +2

      Worst place in the world

    • @gta5lorecarreviews36
      @gta5lorecarreviews36 5 лет назад +3

      Just Fritz nah more like 47377373737474747474747474746464642828 time

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 4 года назад

      Me*

  • @LeKushnir
    @LeKushnir 5 лет назад +1353

    5:44 the best heart attack ever

    • @luisomar7430
      @luisomar7430 4 года назад +87

      Sweet:Oh no my brother is dead... Wel Whatever who wants take something to eat?
      BS:I have 2 numb...
      Sweet:HELL NO

    • @0x00Fyou
      @0x00Fyou 4 года назад +21

      and his voice when he dies is priceless

    • @lisynda3447
      @lisynda3447 4 года назад +4

      eeeeiiiiii

    • @Gabriel4M0R-Y-4M1ST4D-tkm
      @Gabriel4M0R-Y-4M1ST4D-tkm 4 года назад +1

      Smooth death

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 4 года назад +6

      Light Yagami strikes again

  • @felixhightower851
    @felixhightower851 5 лет назад +338

    4:01
    "Hey Sweet you are right?" (Start kicking Sweet)

  • @beast55yearsago56
    @beast55yearsago56 5 лет назад +1101

    100 years later...
    The Game is still alive

    • @beast55yearsago56
      @beast55yearsago56 5 лет назад +8

      😶

    • @Steven-xo8fl
      @Steven-xo8fl 5 лет назад +44

      Delete GTA V change GTA SA remake and it becomes more alive

    • @beast55yearsago56
      @beast55yearsago56 5 лет назад +3

      @@Steven-xo8fl That will be awesome

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 5 лет назад

      @@Steven-xo8fl There's already a GTA SA remake you dumbass

    • @luayon
      @luayon 5 лет назад +1

      @@bmhater1283 really? r/woooosh

  • @BS23Designs
    @BS23Designs 5 лет назад +461

    1:46
    Gangster: "You up for a bounce?"
    Car: *flies*

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 5 лет назад +422

    4:37 that one cop is so famous. Everyone taking a picture of him.

    • @The__Interloper
      @The__Interloper 4 года назад +40

      Because hes the only survivor

    • @4storyboss
      @4storyboss 4 года назад +26

      it would look better if tenpenny was there, lol

    • @kostic_63
      @kostic_63 4 года назад +4

      @@4storyboss AGHAHAAHAHAHHA

    • @UselessAnirudh
      @UselessAnirudh 3 года назад +3

      @@4storyboss 😂😂😂

    • @bedoakgun
      @bedoakgun 3 года назад +3

      tempenny™

  • @maniago2309
    @maniago2309 4 года назад +105

    3:03 CJ fell so hard he died twice.

    • @korosan07
      @korosan07 4 года назад +6

      *Thrice

    • @korosan07
      @korosan07 3 года назад

      @Patra Romedhal wdym?

    • @SRTNN-p1t
      @SRTNN-p1t 3 года назад +2

      Nah he died 3 times

  • @Matrix717
    @Matrix717 5 лет назад +436

    4:15
    *Sweet:* It doesn't matter, man - you gotta get out of here. The cops gonna arrive any second.
    *CJ:* Nah, man I ain't-*BLEH*

    • @neopolitan21
      @neopolitan21 5 лет назад +42

      The cops arrived sooner than expected...

    • @Matrix717
      @Matrix717 5 лет назад +13

      But Sweet was dead.
      Ah shit here we go again...

    • @startrap7839
      @startrap7839 4 года назад +16

      And sweet simpely walks away

    • @UwUTeevee
      @UwUTeevee 3 года назад +2

      @@startrap7839 lmao

  • @keremtuna5306
    @keremtuna5306 5 лет назад +522

    1:47
    + You up for a bounce, homie?
    -Nah, I'm here to fly
    (After few seconds, the landscape of Los Santos as Birdseye)

    • @ShrabanisMoments
      @ShrabanisMoments 5 лет назад +5

      @@ralzvyFYI It's Los Santos. Hope you ain't blind.

    • @ccassette
      @ccassette 5 лет назад +1

      @@ShrabanisMoments bruh thats las venturas, sure you didn't lose your contact lenses?

    • @maya7479
      @maya7479 5 лет назад +4

      it's los santos, you can see a highway and skate park

    • @ccassette
      @ccassette 5 лет назад +1

      @@maya7479 damn I was wrong. Its true. Guess I forgot to wear my contact lenses today..

    • @gpxjimmy
      @gpxjimmy 5 лет назад +1

      1:49 insane stunt bonus $128 🤣

  • @hafizhalidzulfiqar895
    @hafizhalidzulfiqar895 5 лет назад +755

    2:57
    CJ's heart.exe Has Stopped Working

    • @HDestroyer787
      @HDestroyer787 5 лет назад +59

      Do you want to report this error to Microsoft?

    • @JionMac
      @JionMac 5 лет назад +12

      Literally Passed the mission

    • @ysni8287
      @ysni8287 5 лет назад +28

      His heart stopped when he saw all that money.

    • @Matrix717
      @Matrix717 5 лет назад +2

      I'm 200 🎸

    • @sansy243
      @sansy243 5 лет назад +3

      @@ysni8287 yep

  • @Kaguinn
    @Kaguinn 5 лет назад +378

    5:44 dont step on lego

    • @adly.prastya
      @adly.prastya 4 года назад +3

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @igab.
      @igab. 4 года назад

      This was the moment when he knew, he f*cked up.

    • @a.jlewissonicski5278
      @a.jlewissonicski5278 3 года назад +1

      Cyaranth 2:07 Next time on Dragon Ball Z. CJ stepped on a LEGO and cause a Kamehameha on the civilians

  • @nikitozz
    @nikitozz 5 лет назад +73

    3:41 When used Extra Dip

  • @Steven-xo8fl
    @Steven-xo8fl 5 лет назад +1803

    Press F for player playing SA without cheat

  • @ngchuqian9916
    @ngchuqian9916 5 лет назад +331

    Cj: Eh, Sweet man, you alright? You been hit!
    (Start stomping Sweet)

  • @user-on2bv9dq9j
    @user-on2bv9dq9j 5 лет назад +189

    1:03
    Gang: Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!
    Cj: i think we have more important issues to contend with

    • @Ronnie_GT1000
      @Ronnie_GT1000 5 лет назад +11

      We gotta get back to the hood man, its too crazy around here!

    • @hakkai5819
      @hakkai5819 4 года назад +1

      We gotta get back to the back

  • @neopolitan21
    @neopolitan21 5 лет назад +128

    1:03
    How the streets look on Black Friday

  • @medamine2436
    @medamine2436 5 лет назад +321

    2:47 everybody split up we'll meet at the hospital later

    • @jimmy1395
      @jimmy1395 4 года назад +22

      More like at the heaven.

    • @Agent-ik1ui
      @Agent-ik1ui 4 года назад +2

      @@jimmy1395 😁😁

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 4 года назад +4

      @@jimmy1395 heaven? Nah

    • @Hafris33
      @Hafris33 3 года назад

      They literally split up everywhere😂

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 3 года назад

      @@somefries3101 hell?

  • @2002kid
    @2002kid 5 лет назад +440

    0:27
    CJ, Gimme a ride?
    Alright smoke let's go, see y'all later
    **Car dissapears into the 7th universe*

  • @kennystewart7901
    @kennystewart7901 5 лет назад +112

    5:45 Sweet: Shit. CJ died. Let's split up, guys.

  • @brzak9556
    @brzak9556 4 года назад +64

    0:37 "hey that... " BOOMMM!!!

  • @GrandOvertureLaughter
    @GrandOvertureLaughter 3 года назад +28

    6:30 when you’re so angry you literally explode

  • @ruuuub
    @ruuuub 5 лет назад +249

    5:44 Heart Attack in a nutshell

  • @mantistyle3282
    @mantistyle3282 5 лет назад +95

    2:17 brain exe stopped working

  • @alinek2289
    @alinek2289 4 года назад +243

    2:57 When you're skydiving and suddendly remember you're scared of heights

    • @santiagosoto77
      @santiagosoto77 4 года назад +7

      Acrophobia*

    • @naximuwu
      @naximuwu 4 года назад +2

      Is this the blessed comment ?

    • @suaydadaud1133
      @suaydadaud1133 3 года назад +1

      @@naximuwu no is not you "a number 9 number 6 extra tip a number 7 2 25 one with cheese and a Large soda"

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 3 года назад

      @@suaydadaud1133 r/ihadastroke

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 3 года назад

      @@suaydadaud1133 also its
      “I’ll have two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese and a large soda.”

  • @yurichan6557
    @yurichan6557 5 лет назад +249

    5:33
    CJ: Nice car, Smoke
    *Open the key*
    *EXPLODE*

  • @beast55yearsago56
    @beast55yearsago56 5 лет назад +142

    This game never dies

    • @vilasdewoolkar1268
      @vilasdewoolkar1268 4 года назад +5

      But cj does

    • @BruhMoment93_
      @BruhMoment93_ 3 года назад +1

      @@vilasdewoolkar1268 everyone dies in GTA San Andreas

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 3 года назад +1

      @@BruhMoment93_ not everyone they are just old

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 3 года назад +1

      @@BruhMoment93_ gta sa take place in 1992

  • @faulpaley6273
    @faulpaley6273 5 лет назад +25

    5:16 "This place will be a walk in the park"
    They said...

  • @owens.
    @owens. 5 лет назад +147

    3:20 *Big Smoke:* “Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I’ve missed having you around, baby.”
    *CJ:* “Thanks, man. I wished Sweet thought like that.”
    *explodes*

    • @NorthTexasNewYork
      @NorthTexasNewYork 5 месяцев назад

      I think this were there final words before suicide 💀

  • @Puppetflip
    @Puppetflip 5 лет назад +53

    5:06 That's why CJ is the most gangsta person alive

  • @Koronuru
    @Koronuru 5 лет назад +81

    4:46 such a beautiful view.

  • @BS23Designs
    @BS23Designs 5 лет назад +139

    Where's Carl's *oof* in the intro..??

    • @hfz6384
      @hfz6384 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah miss that shit

    • @NPCLIVESMATTER723
      @NPCLIVESMATTER723 5 лет назад +6

      Ughh!!
      Aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Prodigalfur
    @Prodigalfur 5 лет назад +117

    1:17 when you've just heard McDonalds are giving away free cheese burgers

  • @ExtremeRidersJodhpur
    @ExtremeRidersJodhpur 4 года назад +43

    4:37 *Lol....* *Cop* *became* *celebrity!*

  • @AemonTH
    @AemonTH 5 лет назад +21

    0:31 sweet angry big smoke

  • @---kd2sv
    @---kd2sv 5 лет назад +39

    2:46
    We'll meet up later
    *Explosion*
    Meet up at heaven

  • @Exotio_
    @Exotio_ 5 лет назад +33

    Big smoke: *DEAD*
    Also big smoke: *AH MY CAR MAN*

  • @farhanesyaardhana1347
    @farhanesyaardhana1347 5 лет назад +310

    04:44 GTA 5 Michael mission reference

  • @hanifraihan15
    @hanifraihan15 5 лет назад +93

    1:07 It's Make Me Laugh Hard 😂😂

  • @saberly6030
    @saberly6030 5 лет назад +96

    2:52 when you want a sky diving, but you forget you have acrophobia and heart attack disease
    Then you get payed 20000 buck by god
    But get a curse to death twice, and *Still Alive*

  • @2002kid
    @2002kid 5 лет назад +18

    1:07 *"We gotta get back to the hood man its to crazy around here"*

  • @ForeverGamer95
    @ForeverGamer95 4 года назад +29

    4:55
    I'm feeling a little exposed here!
    -
    -
    *Wasted*

  • @isaacster5027
    @isaacster5027 5 лет назад +10

    4:22 you decked out now dawg

  • @AnggaTangerang
    @AnggaTangerang 5 лет назад +53

    Triple Wasted
    *Mission Passed*

  • @furkanozcelik5053
    @furkanozcelik5053 5 лет назад +67

    2:46
    ryder is right everybody split up and we'll meet up in heaven

  • @piratehunter1926
    @piratehunter1926 5 лет назад +17

    4:03
    Hitting sweet with his feet
    "Eh , sweet man , you alright ? You been hurt"
    Thats how cj makes sure sweet is okay or not

  • @shahalkalady7440
    @shahalkalady7440 4 года назад +24

    1:07 "Sweet's dialogue suits very well
    1:06 "Big Smoke talking while he is dead
    1:46 so sad that he didn't finish his words
    3:22 thanks Carl for destroying sweet's car
    5:07 nice car: the car exploded

    • @CoTMOTShow
      @CoTMOTShow 11 месяцев назад

      Car became god

  • @Galang1897
    @Galang1897 4 года назад +34

    1:08 It's *TOO CRAZY AROUND HERE*

  • @BS23Designs
    @BS23Designs 5 лет назад +21

    *"AYYY DAT"*
    - Big Smoke's last words

  • @ohyeah9044
    @ohyeah9044 5 лет назад +39

    *0:30** YOU SCARED ME! 😂😂😂*

  • @eliaos1452
    @eliaos1452 5 лет назад +31

    5:15 -
    Cars speeding and flying through the streets, hitting everyone and everything in their path...
    Catalina: *This place will be a walk in the park!*

  • @rosetteberalde9076
    @rosetteberalde9076 5 лет назад +34

    Another mission passed
    With wasted (same time)
    2:58

  • @khooliyana9851
    @khooliyana9851 4 года назад +16

    I love the part of the gun shooting rainbow at 2:10 part

  • @ajlavzambodzsimi
    @ajlavzambodzsimi 5 лет назад +24

    Ryder:
    ,,Same old Axorb, using the same cheats..."

  • @dbly1310
    @dbly1310 5 лет назад +77

    0:30
    Cj: see ya'll later
    .
    .
    .
    Smoke: Ayat! *boom*

    • @sami6063
      @sami6063 5 лет назад +1

      Hoya gora te songer you Nani ! Boooom

    • @MichaelZartas
      @MichaelZartas 3 года назад +1

      big smoke was saying "hey that", not "ayat"

  • @AndrewMarcio
    @AndrewMarcio 5 лет назад +15

    1:26 When the WW3 break out and you can't hide.

  • @igab.
    @igab. 4 года назад +8

    5:44 - This was the moment when he knew, he f*cked up.

  • @KumonoIseki
    @KumonoIseki 4 года назад +12

    1:51 i laughed so hard in that part

  • @damirimamagic5064
    @damirimamagic5064 5 лет назад +10

    I freaking love this so much. GTA SA mods and parodies are the best.

  • @woven6721
    @woven6721 4 года назад +9

    1:46
    "You up for a bounce?" **gets bounced**

  • @sanlorenzo7896
    @sanlorenzo7896 5 лет назад +14

    Ah yes, the ultimate sequel to:
    Wasted
    Mission Passed
    Respect
    Thanks for the vid!

  • @imandrew5997
    @imandrew5997 3 года назад +9

    3:47 Tenpenny: You work fast nigga
    CJ: No i just got of the plane
    The Cutsecenes are so cursed

  • @mohamed_dz_neo
    @mohamed_dz_neo 3 года назад +9

    5:25
    *CJ is History

  • @muhammadrivaldieaza5025
    @muhammadrivaldieaza5025 5 лет назад +118

    GTA 3 = 2001
    GTA SA = 1992
    GTA Vice City = 1986
    GTA Vice City Stories = 1984
    GTA Liberty City Stories = 1995-1998
    GTA 5 = 2013
    GTA 4 = 2008
    Edit = GTA 4
    GTA 6 = 20xx

    • @hendriwiguna6708
      @hendriwiguna6708 5 лет назад +13

      So, GTA 6 will be a crossover game with Mega Man?

    • @heatniX
      @heatniX 5 лет назад +8

      @@hendriwiguna6708 In the year 20XX, a dude named [GTA 6 Protagonist name] came to vice city to expand his bussiness as a liquor store/gun shop owner, but the competition was feares as the 8 right-hand masters of the town kingpin were an obstacle to his bussiness, so he sets his journey of being the new ruled king of VICE CITY and eliminating the 8 right-hand masters!
      Fight, [GTA 6 Protagonist]!
      For Everlasting FUCKING PEACE & QUIET ON YOUR BUSSINESS!

    • @frankcastle4547
      @frankcastle4547 5 лет назад +2

      Gta 6 1977

    • @frankcastle4547
      @frankcastle4547 5 лет назад +1

      @@heatniX gta vc will never happen out of 1980s

    • @heatniX
      @heatniX 5 лет назад

      @@frankcastle4547 r/woosh

  • @aldrinaureus7255
    @aldrinaureus7255 4 года назад +6

    6:24 when you are the owner of the casino and got lost in your own casino.

  • @TheRandomVile
    @TheRandomVile 4 года назад +5

    1:08 damn Ballas got away from all that

  • @deandejan
    @deandejan 5 лет назад +8

    5:35 man this is so funny

  • @infraredbones7493
    @infraredbones7493 3 года назад +5

    "All we have to do - was play the normal game CJ!"

  • @amcpacerfan4422
    @amcpacerfan4422 5 лет назад +10

    1:09 it’s too crazy round here. This fits in perfectly with the messed up cutscene 😂😂

  • @MrGrimm-gy1mu
    @MrGrimm-gy1mu 4 года назад +9

    4:52
    I think CJ has been transformed into an atom and he got melted under that crate lol

  • @loganwolv3393
    @loganwolv3393 5 лет назад +29

    Smoke: "Hey that..." *car explodes*

  • @danielfanbro7505
    @danielfanbro7505 5 лет назад +2

    Nicely done Comrade and this game is still fun to play ;)

  • @skimaskman
    @skimaskman 5 лет назад +4

    You've outdone yourself ax, laughed at almost every scene in this vid.

  • @Revar21x
    @Revar21x 5 лет назад +6

    The “insane stunt bonus” gets me every time

  • @zxcskrrrrt
    @zxcskrrrrt 4 года назад +3

    1:46 LOL 😂😂

  • @YOMARTINPRODUCTIONS
    @YOMARTINPRODUCTIONS 4 года назад +2

    Omg these videos make me laugh so much

  • @shesh_
    @shesh_ 5 лет назад

    Best present for my bday, thanks!

  • @taxnabro2446
    @taxnabro2446 5 лет назад +4

    " It's too crazy around here " I felt that

  • @GeneralJavier2007
    @GeneralJavier2007 4 года назад +3

    1:07 rip sweet

  • @nergvinergvi7353
    @nergvinergvi7353 4 года назад

    This video is so funny i can't stop laughing I subscribed you

  • @runawaycat4594
    @runawaycat4594 4 года назад +2

    5:06 "Nice car, Smoke!" *Blows it back to the stone age*

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Год назад +3

    6:04 Wasted, with a full healthbar.

  • @Snoweagle0
    @Snoweagle0 4 года назад +6

    4:45 how the hell he got there?! O_O

    • @aurra7756
      @aurra7756 4 года назад

      Its called glitching

    • @Snoweagle0
      @Snoweagle0 3 года назад

      @@aurra7756 ik, but i was looking for an ironic answer :/

  • @pushgame8275
    @pushgame8275 5 лет назад

    ООО да, я давно ждал новой наркомании

  • @derheissel
    @derheissel 5 лет назад +1

    Excelent! More videos Like this, please!

  • @yas5489
    @yas5489 5 лет назад +8

    4:09 adult content

  • @superprro2423
    @superprro2423 4 года назад +4

    when I try to buy something with my mom on a black friday 5:14

  • @UltraUltimate90
    @UltraUltimate90 4 года назад +1

    Everytime I am sad or feeling down, I watch one of these videos and laugh my butt off

  • @lafist7223
    @lafist7223 5 лет назад

    this goes to my favorite videos playlist

  • @justinwalker6898
    @justinwalker6898 4 года назад +6

    3:55 Look At That Hud

  • @Marcelelias11
    @Marcelelias11 5 лет назад +5

    I never thought I'd see CJ using the Master Spark... wonder how he learned it.

  • @carlosmanuellmv5058
    @carlosmanuellmv5058 5 лет назад

    Que bueno video amigo v:

  • @Genesis25hotg25
    @Genesis25hotg25 4 года назад

    Another quality youtube channel

  • @The__Interloper
    @The__Interloper 4 года назад +5

    5:44 me walking with my family before I trip and die

  • @Alucard_BR
    @Alucard_BR 5 лет назад +8

    3:08 ohhhh

  • @yes-xw4wz
    @yes-xw4wz 4 года назад +4

    Smoke: “AY DON’-“
    *car explodes*

  • @syn_lukiego_
    @syn_lukiego_ 5 лет назад +1

    MY FAVOURITE PLAYLIST

  • @ChickenWings103
    @ChickenWings103 4 года назад +4

    5:13
    "This place will be a walk in the park!"
    *dies*

  • @MrParagsawale
    @MrParagsawale 4 года назад +4

    2:58 Whoa! That's the first time we die and mission passes!

  • @Kitami98
    @Kitami98 5 лет назад

    i really enjoy this XD

  • @fitrodabro4785
    @fitrodabro4785 3 года назад

    I laugh so much. So much disasters. Keep make more of this vids.