Golden Girls The Best Of Sarcastic Dorothy

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025

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  • @datathug
    @datathug 8 лет назад +2320

    "No, Rose..."
    the beginnings of a Dorothy Roast. 🔥

  • @cindytucker3065
    @cindytucker3065 8 лет назад +3101

    So sad that Betty White is the only actress still with us.
    Great cast.

    • @TheHadesShade
      @TheHadesShade 8 лет назад +176

      Indeed sad, but they didn't die that young, and Betty White is already 95.

    • @africa2204
      @africa2204 7 лет назад +17

      Cindy Tucker
      Yeah

    • @pigramgregory2
      @pigramgregory2 6 лет назад +64

      The only 1 still standing. Betty White. 96 year's old & the oldest 1 out of all of them

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 6 лет назад +27

      To think she is the oldest

    • @SoulSearch11110
      @SoulSearch11110 6 лет назад +5

      That's because she didn't know anything.

  • @BulletAgario
    @BulletAgario 5 лет назад +1949

    Whenever Dorothy says “no rose,” I already start laughing 😂

  • @loodiamexican
    @loodiamexican 5 лет назад +551

    ROSE: If the Egyptians built the pyramids, we can certainly move a toilet.
    DOROTHY: Fine. Get me 20,000 Hebrews and I’ll have it outta here in no time.

    • @tambrosia
      @tambrosia 4 года назад +19

      I luved that line.....Bravo

    • @redabales8828
      @redabales8828 3 года назад +6

      Im shocked she wasnt called a racist for saying that! But then again Bea was Hebrew.

    • @CitizenScorpio
      @CitizenScorpio 3 года назад +1

      @@redabales8828 what?

    • @madwestboy
      @madwestboy 3 года назад

      *no rose*

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 3 года назад +10

      @@redabales8828 It's not racist, it's a reference to the Bible story of Moses where hebrews were supposedly slaves in Egypt

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 3 года назад +103

    Rose: "Can I ask a dumb question?"
    Dorothy: "Better than anyone I know."

  • @Nevadrama1
    @Nevadrama1 8 лет назад +1299

    Dorothy is my favorite Golden Girl.

  • @gregallsmagic
    @gregallsmagic 7 лет назад +780

    Blanche - “Have you found her yet?”
    Dorothy - “Yes Blanche, about half an hour ago, but I’ve hidden her again, so you can find her.”

  • @popland1977
    @popland1977 7 лет назад +3174

    She knew exactly how long to hold a pause to enhance the humour, a slight facial gesture could pack such a comedic punch and that iconic voice just added an extra special tone to her lines. She took what the writers gave her and launched it into the stratosphere. A truly remarkable sitcom actress. RIP the iconic Bea Arthor

  • @TrumpetMAB
    @TrumpetMAB 5 лет назад +1331

    I wish they'd have included Dorothy telling Stan, "Go hug a land mine."

    • @geraldwarren6438
      @geraldwarren6438 4 года назад +53

      YES! THAT LINE IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

    • @deniserapano8988
      @deniserapano8988 4 года назад +62

      Lol. Or the episode where stan called dorothy sweetheart and she said ok barfbag

    • @basiccodingwithadam8125
      @basiccodingwithadam8125 4 года назад +11

      That’s a great line!

    • @janetlieb2507
      @janetlieb2507 4 года назад +23

      Loved when DOROHY. Slammed door on stan!❤

    • @annalisamarie235
      @annalisamarie235 4 года назад +24

      My favorite line from her is "my feet have wings, barfbag." And blew a kiss, straight savage

  • @chantalrichard6595
    @chantalrichard6595 5 лет назад +456

    Dorothy was the best at making remarks with a staight face.

    • @hi-xf7cj
      @hi-xf7cj 4 года назад +12

      She used some of the same expressions on Maude.

    • @gezzarandom
      @gezzarandom 3 года назад +9

      The perfect deadpan snarker 😂

  • @amnesiacwhaleshark2413
    @amnesiacwhaleshark2413 8 лет назад +1587

    "Why would she need a kidney?"
    "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!!!"

    • @Lilcisco87
      @Lilcisco87 8 лет назад +24

      lucka bolnar LMFAO hahahahaah 😂

    • @jasonwaterson4983
      @jasonwaterson4983 7 лет назад +3

      Funny

    • @gusalthorp6138
      @gusalthorp6138 7 лет назад +7

      I'm hysterically crying

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 6 лет назад +5

      lucka bolnar Rose where it'd turn out dorothy
      Dorothy on the home shopping network 😂😂😂

    • @7MonarC
      @7MonarC 6 лет назад +5

      Dorothy hasn't even freaked out at Rose but you can hear the audience started to laugh a little in anticipation!

  • @FabalociousDee
    @FabalociousDee 9 лет назад +2797

    Why can't we have another TV show about old women that DIDN'T seem utterly contrived? I love this show.

    • @Krana-rt2yy
      @Krana-rt2yy 9 лет назад +237

      Because we have to have shows now about people with big butts who became famous for sex tapes and all have sisters with names that begin with K and have a step dad that's now a step mom

    • @squeakybeak7832
      @squeakybeak7832 9 лет назад +60

      +Fabalocious Dee Hot in Cleveland (TV Land) - it's pretty good and closer to GG as anything I've ever seen.

    • @FabalociousDee
      @FabalociousDee 9 лет назад +10

      Krissie Is that the one with Jane Leeves?

    • @Krana-rt2yy
      @Krana-rt2yy 9 лет назад +18

      +Fabalocious Dee yes. betty white is on that too.

    • @FabalociousDee
      @FabalociousDee 9 лет назад +10

      I'm down with that.

  • @ajayacosta9775
    @ajayacosta9775 6 лет назад +1207

    Blanche:"we brought dinner"
    Rose:"What'd u get?"
    Dorothy: holds the pizza*
    "A BUCKET OF CHICKEN" LMAOOOO

    • @thomasgilliam7764
      @thomasgilliam7764 5 лет назад +89

      Right! "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy! " 😂😂

    • @FrankWolenczak
      @FrankWolenczak 5 лет назад +44

      @@thomasgilliam7764 I did that to my roommate..he just looked at me before flipping me the bird and on the spot I countered with "Sorry, but from the fact your girl needs a vibrator to bring her home tells me you're bad in the sack so what makes you think you can satisfy me?" His girlfriend was there and milk snorted out her nose as she busted out laughing at that

    • @thomasgilliam7764
      @thomasgilliam7764 5 лет назад +11

      @@FrankWolenczak 😂😂😅😭 good one! 👍

    • @alexeykerstein5939
      @alexeykerstein5939 5 лет назад

      Ajay Acosta فتيتانتننزنت

    • @marcorenfroe773
      @marcorenfroe773 5 лет назад +1

      Wow I was reading this and that's the exact episode that came up, I hollered, lmaooooooo!

  • @iamyourangel777
    @iamyourangel777 5 лет назад +1572

    “Why would she need a kidney-“
    “TO FEED THE CAT ROSE”
    Iconic Dorothy 😂😂😂😂

  • @TangoSierra888
    @TangoSierra888 5 лет назад +262

    “No, Rose....” You always knew a burn was coming when you heard that 😂

  • @wxclim8
    @wxclim8 8 лет назад +689

    "Was that a plumber?"
    "No, Ma, it was a little girl selling Girl Scout toilets."

  • @starrychica82
    @starrychica82 8 лет назад +563

    Realizing I've grown up to become Dorothy. :D
    I'm kind of proud of this

    • @capcom23
      @capcom23 8 лет назад +38

      stay true to yourself and be you ;-)

    • @FelisTerras
      @FelisTerras 7 лет назад +11

      Ohh, lucky you! I wanted to become her too, when I was a kid...didn't work out, though. But you rock it, hon!

    • @IsaacB1702
      @IsaacB1702 7 лет назад +3

      Same 😂👏

    • @kathleenmacellis751
      @kathleenmacellis751 7 лет назад +2

      Now that I'm up in years , My kids always call me Rose.

    • @ataurusqueenofzion916
      @ataurusqueenofzion916 7 лет назад

      starrychica82 You must be a very miserable person with few friends.

  • @loveinspired7
    @loveinspired7 8 лет назад +2101

    BLANCHE: "Have you found her?"
    DOROTHY: "Yes, Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I've hidden her again so that YOU could find her."
    LMAOOOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Lubbylove89
    @Lubbylove89 6 лет назад +273

    "It turned up 3 days later."
    "Where'd it turn up, Dorothy?" lmao

  • @twistednerve444
    @twistednerve444 6 лет назад +219

    You already know when Dorothy starts her sentence with, “No, Rose...” or “No, Blanche...” she’s about to tear someone a new one. 🤣🤣

  • @lwsandrws
    @lwsandrws 8 лет назад +454

    Bea Arthur is BRILLIANT!

    • @wturner777
      @wturner777 8 лет назад +8

      Was.

    • @omarrodriguez1914
      @omarrodriguez1914 8 лет назад

      omaraAomqr the Omar Omar Omar Omar Omar Omar Omar Omar Omar Omar Omar

    • @omarrodriguez1914
      @omarrodriguez1914 8 лет назад

      the Omar idea that do you Omar I have to do with it and other OMARAAOMQR O

  • @jazzymoni7750
    @jazzymoni7750 8 лет назад +773

    "In what, Blanche....dog years??" Classic!!

    • @thykingdomcomethywillbedon9359
      @thykingdomcomethywillbedon9359 7 лет назад +3

      Jazzy Moni yesssssss

    • @CMT1995
      @CMT1995 7 лет назад +8

      "Don't worry, Rose. Maybe Mary Poppins has an Italian cousin."

    • @cas6356
      @cas6356 6 лет назад +3

      One of my fave lines🤣

    • @yennygarzon9585
      @yennygarzon9585 6 лет назад +8

      Jazzy Moni I used that one on someone recently, she won’t talk to me anymore... not sure why I thought it was funny 😆

    • @catlovermarty
      @catlovermarty 6 лет назад +1

      A classic!

  • @jhengleone
    @jhengleone 7 лет назад +591

    It's because of this video of dorothy's sarcasm why I became curious to watch The Golden Girls 2 weeks ago. Now, I am on its 4th Season lol. My Mother is curious why I am watching an 80's TV sitcom, I answered: "It's better than all of the TV sitcoms nowadays put together."

    • @bqkmg2037
      @bqkmg2037 5 лет назад +4

      @Kefou Kefak WRONG answer!!! There were alot good shows from the 80s IDIOT!!! Your plain st8 up stupid and boring .

    • @XV_AFRO
      @XV_AFRO 5 лет назад +15

      You gotta admit, these shows from the 1990s and 80s are more meaningful than the TV shows we get nowadays.

    • @bqkmg2037
      @bqkmg2037 5 лет назад +1

      @Kefou Kefak I GOT ALOT GOING ON IN MY LIFE!!! INSTEAD OF SPREADING NEGATIVE SHIT OR HATE LIKE YOU ...DUDE YOUR A LONELY LOSER I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU..hahaha....BYE FELICIA.

    • @averystrangeghostlysquid7637
      @averystrangeghostlysquid7637 5 лет назад +2

      Ben Rayonez You might as well have slapped a sign onto your chest stating “I’m a hypocrite”.

    • @bqkmg2037
      @bqkmg2037 5 лет назад

      @@averystrangeghostlysquid7637 I got a better one for YOU?....why don't I just slap you instead..😁😄😅

  • @FreedomWriter3
    @FreedomWriter3 5 лет назад +225

    "How do they know it's Spanish?"
    "Because it wears a little Sombrero, Rose."
    Lmfaooo I aspire to be this level of sarcastic. Dorothy is a Savage Queen. 😂😂

  • @j2forew974
    @j2forew974 6 лет назад +344

    “His cappuccino maker” Did NOT realize how dirty that was till recently

  • @joeyconvery2055
    @joeyconvery2055 8 лет назад +506

    Have you ever given a eulogy?
    You mean at a funeral?
    No Rose, at a pie eating contest.😀😀

    • @reasy1978
      @reasy1978 7 лет назад +3

      LOL

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 6 лет назад +4

      Joey Convery they replaced me
      Rose: with what
      Dorothy: a hand puppet rose 😂😂

    • @geliep
      @geliep 6 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 6 лет назад +3

      Still one of my favorite one-liners! 😂

    • @asill.6668
      @asill.6668 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @mermaidtingzzz
    @mermaidtingzzz 8 лет назад +303

    "Why would she need a kidney---"
    "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bea Arthur was one of a kind!

    • @febash1702
      @febash1702 6 лет назад

      Ari Elle 😂😂😂😂

    • @Letsmarchishere
      @Letsmarchishere 5 лет назад

      This is the funniest!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @briw8562
      @briw8562 5 лет назад

      Exactly lol

  • @fireflye8732
    @fireflye8732 8 лет назад +651

    Rose: *brings in tea* shall I set this down somewhere?
    Dorothy: no Rose, go to the corner and make a stand!

    • @mikex3578
      @mikex3578 8 лет назад +5

      I was just going to comment on that...hilarious!! :-) :-)

    • @violinplayer101
      @violinplayer101 8 лет назад +5

      That's my favorite one XD

    • @kirabennett6973
      @kirabennett6973 8 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josephlejeune885
      @josephlejeune885 8 лет назад +6

      FireFlye87 love that one.

    • @tinyg7780
      @tinyg7780 7 лет назад +1

      lol I was dying when I heard that one 😂

  • @strawberrymoon2290
    @strawberrymoon2290 3 года назад +94

    I love how she always paused and gave that derisive look before delivering her punchlines. She made being savage looked cool and badass even before it became a popular slang term.

  • @ohyesitsyouagain
    @ohyesitsyouagain 5 лет назад +102

    “No Blanche, she’s upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke” 😂😂😂 I love Dorothy so much

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 6 лет назад +558

    "With a man?!"
    "No Blanche, with a Venus fly trap!"
    Oh my gosh. XD

    • @amransom26
      @amransom26 5 лет назад +11

      I read that just as that scene played 😂

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @SouthernSass94
      @SouthernSass94 4 года назад +4

      My favourite!

    • @SouthernSass94
      @SouthernSass94 4 года назад +3

      My favourite thing

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 4 года назад +9

      I use this kind of sarcasm with my husband when he asks me an obvious question

  • @agentseacow1189
    @agentseacow1189 8 лет назад +496

    "Did you find her"
    "Yes Blanche bout 1/2 hour ago but I've hidden her again so you can find her" xx

    • @capcom23
      @capcom23 8 лет назад +2

      love it

    • @sunshinejividen2832
      @sunshinejividen2832 8 лет назад +1

      @ agentseacow 11 ..... That episode kills me every time, lmao. One of my favorites !!

    • @Stuey2008
      @Stuey2008 8 лет назад

      Which episode is that from?

    • @9itowl
      @9itowl 8 лет назад +20

      Stuart-John Leamy-- Sophia gets a hernia and has to have surgery. After the surgery, the hospital loses her and that's when Dorothy and Blanche go looking for her.

    • @tootler23
      @tootler23 7 лет назад +4

      Stuart-John Leamy "Once, in St. Olaf."

  • @tee85
    @tee85 8 лет назад +1298

    Dorothy " He put my engagement ring in the bottom of the glass... It turned up day's later!
    Rose "Where'd it turn up Dorothy"?
    Dorothy "On the home shopping network rose"
    lmao!

    • @kirabennett6973
      @kirabennett6973 8 лет назад +5

      Tee Mee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelguarasci
      @michaelguarasci 8 лет назад +2

      Tee Mee what did Dorothy mean when she said it turned up 3 days later, what turned up.... she talking about the ring Stanley gave her just curious
      When Rose asked where did it turn up... did it turn up in the same place 3 days later or did the ring ended up on her finger within 3 days :$

    • @margaretbrown5836
      @margaretbrown5836 8 лет назад +32

      Michael Guarasci She pooped it out 3 days later.

    • @Roxylevac75
      @Roxylevac75 8 лет назад +3

      ewwwhh true though lol

    • @fresh_baked_jake78
      @fresh_baked_jake78 8 лет назад +23

      "On the home shopping network"

  • @PittsburghSportsFan43
    @PittsburghSportsFan43 5 лет назад +166

    I always love Blanche's reaction to the engagement ring story.

    • @noctusowl
      @noctusowl 4 года назад +27

      Rue laughed here, not Blanche. And i got the feeling Betty and Bea improvised the next two lines. The scene seems to have been kept on first go judging by the audience reaction.

  • @geraldwarren6438
    @geraldwarren6438 5 лет назад +187

    "Why does she need a kidney?"
    "TO FEED THE CAT ROSE!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonnvoxx5208
    @jonnvoxx5208 8 лет назад +170

    'You will always be my sisters, always'

    • @Smuley_ROA
      @Smuley_ROA 8 лет назад +21

      awwwwwww so much pain, breaks my heart, watching that always makes me wanna cry :(

    • @Red_Beard13496
      @Red_Beard13496 7 лет назад +12

      Jonn Voxx • Very emotional scene. I feel like that just wasn't for the show. That came from the heart.

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 7 лет назад +2

      it ended so sad😭😭😭

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 6 лет назад

      Jonn Voxx • the ending part me cry so much

    • @rebeccagonzalez9806
      @rebeccagonzalez9806 6 лет назад +3

      What happened? Why she was crying?

  • @VideoMenu
    @VideoMenu 8 лет назад +441

    I like how she says "No Rose, [and then the punchline]" in a very flat way so many times. Then suddenly it's "No Rose [THE PUNCHLINE!]"

    • @Goofy16girl787
      @Goofy16girl787 8 лет назад +12

      "TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!" x-D

    • @mariahyde6
      @mariahyde6 8 лет назад +2

      VideoMenu yasss 😂😂😂😂 same aff

    • @mariahyde6
      @mariahyde6 8 лет назад +2

      Goofy16girl787 yasss 😂😂😂

    • @melissacampbell7584
      @melissacampbell7584 8 лет назад +12

      Dorothy was my favorite golden virl

    • @alexakl6445
      @alexakl6445 8 лет назад +21

      And you know Rose probably took Dorothy's sarcastic comments seriously and literally. lol

  • @saychase
    @saychase 6 лет назад +453

    "What did you get?"
    *Holds pizza box* " a bucket of chicken"

    • @suzannecoole4674
      @suzannecoole4674 5 лет назад +10

      best line ever love it

    • @isaiahharrell4159
      @isaiahharrell4159 5 лет назад +24

      @@suzannecoole4674 "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy..."

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @MarkMcNeel13
      @MarkMcNeel13 4 года назад +5

      Suzanne Coole No she's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke 😂😂 Cheesecake Rose? Let's taste it and find out 😂😂😂😂

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 4 года назад

      @@MarkMcNeel13 😂

  • @zen.6734
    @zen.6734 4 года назад +82

    "On the Home Shopping Network, Rose."

    • @margaretbrown5836
      @margaretbrown5836 8 месяцев назад +2

      I FELL OUT!! 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Beenfrank15
      @Beenfrank15 Месяц назад

      @@margaretbrown5836that’s my favorite part lol

  • @kheirfrancis22
    @kheirfrancis22 5 лет назад +245

    Rose: Should I set this down someplace?
    Dorothy: no rose, go to the corner and open a stand!
    🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @maridepp53
    @maridepp53 9 лет назад +90

    Bea Arthur's timing and delivery were impeccable.

  • @viastephtop
    @viastephtop 8 лет назад +360

    "With a man?!" "No with a venus flytrap" LMFAO

  • @tigerkay9393
    @tigerkay9393 8 лет назад +279

    I think I am going to end up like Dorothy when I'm old.

    • @XenaAmazon
      @XenaAmazon 8 лет назад +17

      TigerKay93 I'm already her lol

    • @howtubeable
      @howtubeable 8 лет назад +21

      No, I'm already Dorothy. When I'm truly OLD, I will be SOPHIA, the Wise One! Such is Life.

    • @janinewetzler5037
      @janinewetzler5037 6 лет назад +2

      Why wait, lol !!

    • @AllusernamesgoneFUCK
      @AllusernamesgoneFUCK 5 лет назад +2

      Im 60% Dorothy, 30% Blanche, and 10% Rose

    • @dereksmithjr4970
      @dereksmithjr4970 5 лет назад

      Then you will be the funniest woman alive

  • @missmaomi28
    @missmaomi28 3 года назад +60

    “Dirk’s nearly 5 years younger than I am”
    “In what Blanche, dog years?”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @glittahgurl1169
    @glittahgurl1169 6 лет назад +101

    I never realized until now that when she left the house for the final time that she looked into the camera as a quick goodbye to everyone in the audience watching the finale

  • @davidmxo617
    @davidmxo617 8 лет назад +162

    "Why would she need a kidney?"
    "TO FEED THE CAT ROSE!!!" 😂😂 we love you Bea, RIP ❤️

  • @LeeLooface
    @LeeLooface 9 лет назад +879

    I aspire to be Dorothy.

    • @ShawnieEllis
      @ShawnieEllis 9 лет назад +43

      she is definitely goals.

    • @marsiimel
      @marsiimel 9 лет назад +25

      +Shawnie Ellis older women goals :3
      Senior squad goals

    • @georgieorgy5589
      @georgieorgy5589 9 лет назад +3

      +Marlayne Melendez lolz

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 9 лет назад +13

      You aspire to be a divorced post-menopausal substitute teacher with a razor blade wit and lives with her mother?!

    • @LeeLooface
      @LeeLooface 9 лет назад +22

      shadow king13 You only see the dark side, my friend.

  • @unclealand
    @unclealand 8 лет назад +144

    I didn't just watch and enjoy Bea Arthur. I STUDIED HER! I've never seen such timing and delivery in my life.

    • @DesertRainReads
      @DesertRainReads 6 лет назад +5

      Indeed, she was one of the finest actresses and comediennes of all frigging time. Her delivery, her iconic, gravelly voice, the one-liners and straight up savage sarcasm and disses as Dorothy, my God she was amazing. I miss her, when she passed? We lost an icon.

    • @asill.6668
      @asill.6668 5 лет назад

      @@DesertRainReads She passed in April 2009...

  • @amm6569
    @amm6569 5 лет назад +155

    "No, it was a little girl selling Girl Scouts toilets" 😂😂😂

  • @W4zzle
    @W4zzle 4 года назад +92

    Dorothy is just a mood and i love her

  • @nickl.4168
    @nickl.4168 8 лет назад +412

    The part with the orange juice killed me 😂😂😂

    • @rybrand9211
      @rybrand9211 8 лет назад +50

      Nick Lullo the way Dorothy gives the OJ a couple extra shakes to get every drop is hysterical.

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 6 лет назад +1

      Same here 😂

    • @cricketlee4278
      @cricketlee4278 5 лет назад +1

      Nick Lullo
      Right? 😂😭

    • @venussoldier92
      @venussoldier92 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao....that was a petty move she did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MegPank
      @MegPank 5 лет назад +2

      @@venussoldier92Venussoldier92, it was peak pettiness, but I love it!

  • @samuelsanchez8590
    @samuelsanchez8590 8 лет назад +84

    "Oh I'm so nervous. Have you ever given an eulogy before?"
    "You mean at a funeral?"
    "No Rose at a PIE EATING CONTEST!!!"
    That one for me is always the biggest laugh I get

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 9 лет назад +112

    The Golden Girls had one of the few final episodes that I can absolutely zero flaws with. It was the perfect ending for a spectacular show.

    • @Bahia82
      @Bahia82 9 лет назад +3

      Wow never saw the last episode

    • @Barbe
      @Barbe 9 лет назад +15

      +Tobias Christopher The final one made me cry at the end, dammit. Was like losing a relative to damn distance. v.v

    • @ShawnieEllis
      @ShawnieEllis 9 лет назад +3

      +Barbe absolutely! Its hilarious and heartfelt.

    • @MrSebboxxx
      @MrSebboxxx 9 лет назад +11

      +Tobias Christopher The last episode is the only one I can not look again - I have just seen it one time and I was crying ...

    • @Barbe
      @Barbe 9 лет назад +1

      Sebastian Wendel That, I understand.

  • @CessNiMimi
    @CessNiMimi 5 лет назад +105

    Dorothy is a gem in my books. These ladies were the best.

  • @jasonhurd4379
    @jasonhurd4379 5 лет назад +51

    I love how Dorothy empties every last drop of OJ into her glass before telling Rose there's none left.

  • @blondiesaband
    @blondiesaband 8 лет назад +239

    "I don't know Rose, maybe Mary Poppins has an Italian cousin"

  • @SaintsGames92
    @SaintsGames92 9 лет назад +90

    Dorothy: No, Rose...
    You know she's going to say something sarcastic when she starts with that haha

  • @mastergranger343
    @mastergranger343 7 лет назад +91

    Bea Arthur was a legend God rest her soul.

  • @poeticjalen7773
    @poeticjalen7773 5 лет назад +49

    These where all good sarcastic roast but “CONDOMS ROSE CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!” Will always be my favorite quote from Dorothy.

  • @matthartleyjr9180
    @matthartleyjr9180 6 лет назад +177

    Stan: "I heard Sophia was discharged from the hospital"
    Dorothy "No I haven't taken her out the trunk of the car yet"

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 9 лет назад +212

    Rose: Ooh, but I did learn that Baked Alaska can actually be cooked locally!
    Dorothy: Rose, I have an even bigger scoop for you. Mars Bars are made right here on Earth.
    LMAO!

    • @claudiamaria5602
      @claudiamaria5602 9 лет назад +1

      ahahah kkkkk

    • @Sirtater-z1
      @Sirtater-z1 7 лет назад

      khfan4life365 😂😂😂😂😂 i fucking died 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phoenixnyc
    @phoenixnyc 8 лет назад +192

    My favorite moments were usually when she was chewing Sophia out..."Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!!!!!"

    • @milovela
      @milovela 7 лет назад +13

      phoenixnyc or you cancerous little prune 😂😂😂

    • @Jeng4280
      @Jeng4280 7 лет назад

      phoenixnyc yes!!

    • @teresalee467
      @teresalee467 6 лет назад +2

      V Velas I loved when she said ( go to he'll ma) after the jeperdy try outs. My fav.

    • @lucieloves2000
      @lucieloves2000 6 лет назад +6

      Shady Pines, Ma. LMAO

    • @katg9507
      @katg9507 5 лет назад +1

      lucieloves2000 THE HOME!!

  • @smartguy458
    @smartguy458 8 лет назад +52

    These moments just proves that if you ask a stupid question, you can expect someone like Dorothy to make fun of you by giving you a stupid answer.

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo 6 лет назад +54

    Betty White is underrated, she sets up most of these lines

  • @alextepe4309
    @alextepe4309 5 лет назад +26

    Bea Arthur was the comedic glue that held the four of them together. And when she left, the retooled “golden palace” only lasted a season, underscoring her importance.

  • @angelbeats71
    @angelbeats71 7 лет назад +444

    Rose: "Do we have any orange juice left?"
    Dorothy: Takes pitcher and pours the rest of orange juice*
    "No, we're all out." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YorkshireNutte
    @YorkshireNutte 8 лет назад +546

    "Have you heard of Dirty Dancing?"
    "Well of course, it was in that movie!"
    "Which movie?"
    "Lawrence of Arabia..."

  • @vanessamogollon2919
    @vanessamogollon2919 9 лет назад +183

    I love the golden girls. They always make me happy :-)

    • @77roushie
      @77roushie 9 лет назад +2

      me too!

    • @ArmyGF88
      @ArmyGF88 8 лет назад +5

      Me too! I just love them!

  • @movinitlikedat45
    @movinitlikedat45 5 лет назад +181

    DOROTHY: "Hi, Rose."
    BLANCHE: "We brought dinner."
    ROSE: "What'd you get?"
    (Dorothy holding a very obvious pizza box)
    DOROTHY: "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy."

  • @reetjain953
    @reetjain953 4 года назад +37

    "to feed the cat rose" is one of Dorthy's best comebacks

  • @mieshalashay
    @mieshalashay 8 лет назад +121

    Her sarcasm is so detailed 😂😂 I love it

  • @111SweetP
    @111SweetP 8 лет назад +174

    "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy."

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 8 лет назад +137

    I can only hope to become this savage someday.

  • @krhub79
    @krhub79 6 лет назад +50

    All four ladies were brilliant! But Dorothy was always my favorite. I've seen every episode many times & still LOL.

  • @breenoele3532
    @breenoele3532 5 лет назад +56

    The orange juice scene is epic to me she was so good at being sarcastically funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @nikgeo8690
    @nikgeo8690 6 лет назад +182

    punchlines that always crack me up:
    1. To feed the cat Rose!
    2. No Rose, at a pie eating contest!
    3. No Rose, i'm developing pictures from the maggelan space program

    • @mayra.daniela
      @mayra.daniela 4 года назад +7

      Great lines just made me laugh allot

    • @horrorsleastfavoritefinalg9718
      @horrorsleastfavoritefinalg9718 3 года назад +5

      I love the one where rose asks about dorothy's grandmother and dorothy says "she colonized life on venus rose"

  • @kishentiran2424
    @kishentiran2424 8 лет назад +35

    Whenever Dorothy says "no Rose..." i started to burst out in laughter. XD

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale 7 лет назад +224

    "at a funeral?" "No, at a pie eating contest." I'm dead omg

  • @lalitasharma4087
    @lalitasharma4087 4 года назад +16

    This is the video that introduced me to the golden girls for the first time ever about an year ago.
    And now I'm a die hard fan.

  • @Itss_AlexOmg
    @Itss_AlexOmg 4 года назад +8

    I'm a very young fellow, but I've grown to love this show.

  • @willturnerfanAWE
    @willturnerfanAWE 7 лет назад +250

    Anyone else notice that about 95% if not more of the sarcasm was directed at Rose LOL

    • @camh6328
      @camh6328 6 лет назад +34

      willturnerfanAWE you have to admit Rose brought it on herself. However I do like rose, even if she is a big air head

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 4 года назад +14

      Because Rose’s character was the dumb one. She asked obvious questions.

    • @patrickgogan3517
      @patrickgogan3517 4 года назад +7

      Thats the joke of the series

    • @justcat6042
      @justcat6042 4 года назад +27

      Dorothy's sarcasm works best for rose while Sophia's roast works best for Blanche

    • @kendallrivers1119
      @kendallrivers1119 3 года назад +6

      @@justcat6042 that's very true. Those pairings were the absolute perfect foils for the other.

  • @alexgreen1559
    @alexgreen1559 7 лет назад +134

    I just love Rose’s “I still don’t understand but I don’t dare question you again” look each time Dorothy puts her down with that fantastic wit. Both superb actresses.

  • @KirbyEatsCake123
    @KirbyEatsCake123 8 лет назад +263

    if she ever says no, prepare to feel like an idiot

    • @YourFavoriteTwinzz
      @YourFavoriteTwinzz 8 лет назад +6

      Lol seriously though !

    • @scooter19501
      @scooter19501 8 лет назад +28

      Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂" go to the corner and open a stand" one was funny

    • @beccagowan2761
      @beccagowan2761 8 лет назад +3

      I totally agree

  • @janetlieb2507
    @janetlieb2507 4 года назад +51

    Beatrice arthur is brilliant as dorothy!

  • @anthonymeans9702
    @anthonymeans9702 6 лет назад +22

    Bea always had the best one liners.The magic that made both Maude and Golden Girls such hits.

  • @alyssahenson9757
    @alyssahenson9757 8 лет назад +139

    Dorothy and Sophia are my favorites

    • @taylinpayne4552
      @taylinpayne4552 8 лет назад +13

      Alyssa Henson right they were soo funny

  • @sonofabeach9310
    @sonofabeach9310 6 лет назад +160

    -Cheesecake Rose?
    -Let's taste it and find out...
    Even Dorothy couldn't come up with a punchline to this utter stupidity...

    • @dionlindsay2
      @dionlindsay2 5 лет назад +22

      Ah, no. That's one of the few times Rose got some sarcasm in for herself. It's as clever as any of Dorothy's barbs.

    • @machete777-l9g
      @machete777-l9g 3 года назад +1

      Woosh

    • @christinab.2864
      @christinab.2864 3 года назад

      Actually she did she didn’t say anything so how. That’s the best burn if you asked me

  • @bubblinbrownsugar616
    @bubblinbrownsugar616 8 лет назад +375

    Rose: Hi Dorothy! Cooking?
    Dorothy: No Rose I'm developing pictures from the Magellan space probe.
    First time I heard that I died! 😂 😂 😂

    • @capcom23
      @capcom23 8 лет назад +6

      who revived you?

    • @danielrobinson9270
      @danielrobinson9270 8 лет назад +8

      LMAOF!!! Hilarious!

    • @diytom3448
      @diytom3448 8 лет назад +14

      probably one of her best lines

    • @carolinewilson2069
      @carolinewilson2069 7 лет назад +1

      Love Dorothy's comment to Rose after Dorothy and Blanche came into the kitchen. Blanche said we bought dinner. Rose replied what did you get when Dorothy is carrying that Pizza box. Dorothy replies A bucket of fried chicken.

    • @deondrej.jackson8129
      @deondrej.jackson8129 7 лет назад

      Me tooooo

  • @tequisapage4732
    @tequisapage4732 5 лет назад +17

    I love Dorothy ❤️ R.I.P Bea Arthur. And she was BEAUTIFUL in her younger years

  • @MarissaBollywood
    @MarissaBollywood 5 лет назад +161

    Rose: “well how do they know it Spanish”?
    Dorothy: “Because it wears a little sombrero Rose”!

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 9 лет назад +32

    "A bucket of chicken" :D That's my favourite because it's visual as well as verbal.

  • @jazzsolocup3291
    @jazzsolocup3291 8 лет назад +151

    Stan: I need to talk to Sophia, is she here?
    Dorothy: No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet..
    lmfao

  • @BatVader
    @BatVader 8 лет назад +73

    Dorothy is my spirit animal

  • @ibazulic
    @ibazulic Год назад +3

    "Yes, Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I have hidden her again so you can find her."
    rhe way this was delivered is pure genius.

  • @catlovermarty
    @catlovermarty 4 года назад +9

    "In what, Blanche? Dog years?" Probably my favorite Dorothy line!

  • @Sonicisbadazz
    @Sonicisbadazz 9 лет назад +63

    I've never really seen this show, but watching Dorothy's sarcasm is enough to make me a fan already. That, and Rose seems to be a lovably clueless woman. :)

    • @TheChildfreeCurlyGirl
      @TheChildfreeCurlyGirl 9 лет назад +22

      +Sonicisbadazz You simply must see an entire episode...but I must warn you, its addictive!!!

    • @MamaRini89
      @MamaRini89 8 лет назад +4

      So true! I wanted to watch just one episode to see if I'll like it and now I'm almost done with first season!

    • @reasy1978
      @reasy1978 7 лет назад

      Wow. I hope you've watched it since you posted this. Hilarious lol.

  • @TONII_SNOW
    @TONII_SNOW 9 лет назад +246

    DOROTHY.....TO FEED THE CAT ROSE😭😭😭😭

    • @lawrencehurst46
      @lawrencehurst46 9 лет назад +4

      +Courtneylynn Schonberg That was in my opinion the best line of the whole series...hahahahaha!!!!

    • @TONII_SNOW
      @TONII_SNOW 9 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @melanin2196
      @melanin2196 7 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TONII_SNOW
      @TONII_SNOW 6 лет назад

      @@lawrencehurst46 yes lol

  • @kynslieb6740
    @kynslieb6740 8 лет назад +97

    Rose- "what's under the sheets"
    Darthy- "his cappuccino maker"

    • @capcom23
      @capcom23 8 лет назад +6

      Darthy who?

    • @emorlanzo
      @emorlanzo 6 лет назад

      Love that one!

    • @cwj144
      @cwj144 6 лет назад

      Kynslie B. I love that scene

    • @kheirfrancis22
      @kheirfrancis22 6 лет назад

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @erichanson426
      @erichanson426 5 лет назад

      To be fair, when I first watched this with my grandmother at 8 years old, I didn't get under the sheets either.

  • @kendallrivers1119
    @kendallrivers1119 3 года назад +18

    Rose was the absolute perfect foil for Dorothy. With their complete opposite personalities and Rose's naivete giving the brilliantly sarcastic Dorothy great openings for sarcasm, they're a match made in comedy heaven.

  • @partyguy101ify
    @partyguy101ify 5 лет назад +50

    "No, Rose. Go to the corner, and open a stand."
    You can tell that Bea Arthur was having a bad day with Betty White given their working relationship behind the scenes. It makes the dynamic between Rose and Dorothy authentic.