Therapist: “So when did all your issues start?” Dream: “Well, it all started when I was looked up in prison by two children and tortured by my past therapist for information about a book that can revive people from the dead.”
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RUclips videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear %@
@@AxxLAfriku Oh, we don't "hate you" because "you're living the best life" but rather you're the worst liar ever and that you're self advertising, dear %@
@Lunar Doge u can call bottom the person takes *MUFFIN* inside in a gay relationship. or if the couple doesnt have *MUFFINS* (lesbian) u can say that non dominant person is the bottom.
I love how Ranboo and Puffy were just watching, not in the call, no context, just watching them roleplay Dream's Denny's story with no audio or context
@n4turee so basically when Quackity announced the whole language translation mod is gonna be in the QSMP when it comes out, Dream said that he was gonna do it on his SMP a day after. Quackity isn’t talking to Dream and I don’t think he mentioned it ever when Dream tried reaching out. I don’t know what’s gonna happen next and I’m don’t want to take sides bc I love them both but that’s what I heard what happened
Hmmm.. -Dream says the person sounded like quackity -Quackity says he remembered it better than dream even though he was SUPPOSEDLY not there -Quackity accidentally says that he stole it ..... *QUACKITY WAS THE BIKER*
He wasn't in the call, so he started narrating what he thought they were doing. It was very funny. Here's a link: ruclips.net/video/5U28p_tbEak/видео.html
6:38 BBH:"AAAAA- Kill Him Not Me" Quackity:"THATS A 7 YEAR OLD CHI-CHILD YOUR TELLING ME IF YOU WORKED AT A DENNYS AND A BIKER CAME IN YOY WOULD SAY KILL HIM NOT ME-" BBH:"OH OH OH I Thought It Was The Other Day!" Gotta Love Bad And Quackity Man
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9:43:
Dream: "You can just say he's a bottom--"
Quackity: *epic wheeze*
I love how George just doesn’t react lol-
George didnt deny it though-
XD
@@nicolesweet4515 he’s probably not gonna be like “omg im not a bottom” even if he wasnt lmfao
@@claudia3043 True XD
@@cookiecat7759 It was cut out - George said "Why'd you say that?" The stream was hilarious and Quackity almost fell from his chair from laughing
My favorite lines
"What f**k did we hire security for?"
"Stop hiding your a grown a** man now."
"that's incredible!" "THAT WAS A FELONY"
“Kill him but leave me alone!”
" You can just say that he's a bottom "
"THATS MY BIKE WHO THE F**K STOLE MY BIKE WAS IT YOU? YOU STUPID"
"shut up i remember it better than you"
7:31
Quackity: "where's your mum and dad?"
Dream: "t-they died.."
Technoblade: *sharpens his sword*
_wheeze_
DREAM START RUNNING
Yeahhhhhhhhhh
wdym i dont get it
@@sayii_hona techno has this *extreme hate* for orphans. so…
Techno hate orphans but he doesn't hate his parents and normally dream and techno is almost the same age right?
“You can’t keep killing the biKER, that’s not what haPPENED”
Dream: *“actually-“*
“You can just say he’s a bottom that’s fine”
*WHEEZE INTENSIFIES*
dnf intensifies
FR
Time stamppp
@@Mythic_SNC 9:43
Your welcome 😌
@@sairasalahuddin9858 ty ^^
"you killed the biker?!"
"thats incredible "
....
"thats a felony!"
6:05 ur welcome
it's his inner law student
HE WAS IMPRESSED BY SOME FELONY-
We saw the video..
Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURè :)
I want them back together so bad
Therapist: “So when did all your issues start?”
Dream: “Well, it all started when I was looked up in prison by two children and tortured by my past therapist for information about a book that can revive people from the dead.”
9:29 ‘what you gonna do? fight me?’
- last words of georgenotfound
Haha
I remember the meme "Are you gonna hit me?"
Quackity: “You gotta make the biking noises.”
Dream: *ERRRRRRR*
dream go brrr
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RUclips videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear %@
dream go BRRRRRR
@@AxxLAfriku Oh, we don't "hate you" because "you're living the best life" but rather you're the worst liar ever and that you're self advertising, dear %@
b
“YOU KILLED THE BIKER?!”
“THATS INCREDIBLE”
“THATS A FELONY!”
(6:12)
Dream was acting so helpless up until 5:40 the he just got all *👹AGGRESSIVE👹*
“You can just say he’s a bottom thats fine”
✨
time stamp 9:40
@@mattybstan2734 9:43
Dont read my Profile Picture :)
*Fanfiction flashbacks*
Dream: "You can just say he's a bottom, that's fine."
Quackity: *DIES*
9:43
@Isabella Olsson 9:43
@Lunar Doge a place where its called bottom
@Lunar Doge u can call bottom the person takes *MUFFIN* inside in a gay relationship. or if the couple doesnt have *MUFFINS* (lesbian) u can say that non dominant person is the bottom.
@Uršulė Platūkytė They were probably innocent and now they are probably telling their parents what seggs is
"Let me have a look at the menu"
"GeorgeNotFound joined the game"
*I'M SORRY, WHAT THE F--*
George IS the menu
7:18 if anyone wants to know :)
@@pineapples_w_cheese5339 now that just weird
Dream: Denny’s Trauma
George: Color Blind
Quackity: Active Therapist
BBH: LaNGuaUgE
Captain Puffy: 😎
Ranboo: 👁👄👁
I love how Ranboo and Puffy were just watching, not in the call, no context, just watching them roleplay Dream's Denny's story with no audio or context
Ranboo was narrating all of it, search it up it’s hilarious
FR
@@julishsav9967 give link im too lazy
@@miwitistic oh- uhm one sec-
@@julishsav9967 it's been not one second, but a whole day, where are u?
Quackity: “Where’s your parents?”
Dream: “They died.”
Techno: “Its free real-estate!”
Underrated comment
Wait if dreams parents died he's a......
Orphan.....
@@MakesTomfoolery *ORPHAN OBLITERATER ACTIVATED*
Then who the fuck talks to tommyinnit?
Oh i think its a voice changer
@op what
11:02 just noticed that ranboo is sneaking around in the background here lol
“You killed the biker?!”
“That’s incredible :0...
That’s a felony :D”
I can’t tell if Quackity is a worse acting coach or therapist.
Lmao I think both
HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LICENCE
@@mhadzsamodio3362 FR. THIS MAN IS IMPERSONATING A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL
@@may.k222 THAT'S ILLEGAL
Him rn: this man doesn't have much trauma. Time to give him more
"Let's get cobblestone"
*goes to Tommy's house*
P E R F E C T
When he come back and says how mother fucker stoled my sex partner
i was just gonna say this lmao
@@titanicf0g lol
:(
I feel like everybody goes in his house when they need something lol
Dream: i was a young boy and me and my family were at denneys 1:21
Quacklity: no your were a alone at dennys is that current
Dream: yes 3:38
Quackity: *Having a Couple Theraphy Andy being the BEST friend EVER*
Me: *Seeing Ranboo at the background*
😂😂😂
It went from “I’ll be your therapist” to “I’ll be the reason you need a therapist”
LMAO
YES 😂😂
OF COURSE!
IT'S QUACKITY!
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT LOL!
no offense btw
Golden
Classic Quackity.
7:05 he was so in character he didn't say language!
Yea
Impossible.
Lol
no he didint say cus he wasn’t live
9:48 RANBOO IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE
👁️👄👁️
Miss them
Quakity: “where’s your mom and dad”
Dream: “they died..”
Technoblade: “do i hear orphan?”
Uh oh
He just speedrun orphan
Oh god
pahahahhahhahah i cant even
OH S-
When your therapist is so good, they know your trauma better than you
JSDKNJEWSD
omg 🤣😆😂
Imagine when your therapist was the one who did your trauma
Yup
@@jobtungol6226 XD
10:41 i like how bad and ranboo are just watching this go down
10:54 i love this part
it's somehow funnier knowing that during all this, TommyInnit is doing a minecraft depression roleplay on the other side of the server
WAIT I FORGOT THAT HAHA
Oh
LMAO REALLY
omg LMAOO
HAHAHHAHAHA
5:45
Therapist/actor Quackity: You gotta make the biking noises.
Dre: *becomes a sick cow*
😂
🤣
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BIKE
@@Nyllas omg i love ur pfp
HELP I CANT HELP WHAT- 😭👏
That’s incredible! that’s a felony!
Quackity: *literally exists*
Dream: hides under the table
I love how George was just staying close to dream the whole time. BUT THE DENNYS RECREATION WAS HILARIOUS
“dreamsmp’s official therapist” aka possibly the most profitable job opportunity rn
It would be funny if he has a therapist and he was talking about his speed run controversy
you just single handily roasted everyone in the dream smp
Tubbo did too early
He makes your traumatic moments seem so small by recreating even more traumatic moments
@@caleb9274 tubbo was a therapist before anyone needed proper therapy lmao
Dream when with tommy: "I hate you tommy Imma exile you you son of a b*** gimme that disc"
Dream with Quackity: "I look so thicc with this skin"
I mean he do be looking like that
i feel like quackity and dream just create this type of chaotic energy that makes both of them twice as funny lmao
666 likes
So lucky lol
@@memerfarm4184 dream exiled tommy from the dream smp wdym
@Astrxz quakity just caused many canon divorces
When George screamed at Dream equipping his armor lol
That was funny
This hurts to watch now 😢
@n4turee you know just with the “drama” or not talking and stuff
@n4turee so basically when Quackity announced the whole language translation mod is gonna be in the QSMP when it comes out, Dream said that he was gonna do it on his SMP a day after. Quackity isn’t talking to Dream and I don’t think he mentioned it ever when Dream tried reaching out. I don’t know what’s gonna happen next and I’m don’t want to take sides bc I love them both but that’s what I heard what happened
Quackity stream:
Meanwhile Ranboo’s stream: *narrating everything that is happening but is completely wrong*
I came from ranboo hahahah
Which VOD was that?
@@jackmcqueen1279 idk. Just look up “Ranboo narrating” and it’ll be there
“dreamnotfound i mean dream minecraft”
meanwhile, tommy's stream: whats up guys this is day 48 of exile. i cried a little less then yesterday, we're making progress
the man who stole the bike will forever live in dream’s head.
yeah
he gotta pay his rent
No dream stabbed him didnt you watch the video
@@jebacpenis he shot him with a gun
i wish i was the man who stole the bike
11:40 IM SORRY BUT THE “HE SAID HE WAS GONNA SHOW SKEPPY HIS MUFFINS” MADE ME WHEEZE 😵💫
The fact that they are trying to make The Owner of the SMP face his fear is just in a way heart warming
Oh, is this the stream where Dream calls George a bottom?
oh yes it is
ok
Yes-
''You can just call him a bottom it's fine''
New definition of huntress
Nice pfp
This is the stream where Dream calls George bottom, best Christmas present ever
Ikr!
Isn't this the stream where dream talks about going under a Denny's table after a window breaks?
@@NotdamiandeenderAnyMore its also that stream
agreed
fr
3:17 the "bitch you read?" Has me weak 😭🤣
7:57 GEORGE JUST POP OUT OF NOWHERE I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
10:48 Bad comes out of a hole saying “Language” is the cutest
LOOK AT THE LIKES LMAO
O not anymore
guys i hear BBH under my floor
George: what you gonna do, fight me?🙄
Dream: *puts on amour*
George: oh frick 👁👄👁
here before famous
time stamp??
@@annilali8702 9:28 !!!
It’s funny because he doesn’t even attack Dream while he’s putting on his armor, he just runs away. 😂
👁️👄👁️
"Kill him but leave me alone."
-*bbh*
Dream: Thats not what happened!
Big Q: *ignores*
Big Q: Thats not how it happened!
Dream: *ignores*
"I wasn't assaulted quackity, that's not what happened"
"you dont even remember it, i remember it better than you"
I DIEDDD DDLFAFH
I laughed so hard at that part 😂
Don't read my name
Lol Don't
same
XD
“I DIEDDD DDLFAFH”
Nigga speak English
We do not speak Twitter k?
@@hamad9068 LMAO
George: “What are u gonna do? Fight me?”
Dream: I’m about to end this mans whole career
George: what are you gonna do, fight me?
Dream: *doesn't say a single word and suits up*
George: "chuckles" I'm in danger...
@@qwertydavid8070 lol true
Random comment on quackity channel pathetic say it in dreams cids
Ur grammar is good
@@peeano2519 thx lol
Quackity - “I am going to be the dream smp’s therapist.”
Also Quackity - *comes by everyday to make dreams life hell.*
When your therapist needs a therapist, you know you're in good hands.
"you actually killed the biker?!"
"that's incredible"
"that's a felony"
"you are the worst"
6:10
“That’s incredible!”
“That’s a felony! :D”
@@space_b0oi171 Exactly! Goes from a positive statement to- omg that's a FELONY!!!!
@@wallie1152 XD
@@space_b0oi171 : D
OH YEAH
Hmmm..
-Dream says the person sounded like quackity
-Quackity says he remembered it better than dream even though he was SUPPOSEDLY not there
-Quackity accidentally says that he stole it
.....
*QUACKITY WAS THE BIKER*
the plot twist
@@thethe4643 they know that..they were joking
@@r4nb009 dream got mugged by a 4yr old lmao
@@thethe4643 r/wooosh
@@thethe4643 woooosh
Going back to this video like its my toxic ex 😞
Stahp
12:04
“Bad?”
“ W H A T ? “
😂😂😂😂
"You can just say hes a bottom"
*chokes on air* EXCUSE ME WHAT
hahahhah I did the SAME thing
9:42
the gae is strong here
Quackity: "I DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE A SCARY BIKER!"
Also him being shirtless and going to a random kid that doesn't even know him
12:17 bad saying freedom is hilarious sounding
Quackity: “You are going to grow up to be a thief”
THE MAN TOLD THE FUTURE
if you don’t know what happened then watch the Dream SMP Finale
:O
699 😎
4:50
"HEY THATS THE GUY WHO STOLE MY BIKE-"
Dream: **immediately goes under the table**
4:50
4:50
4:50
4:50
4:50
"I'm a 7 year old kid, why are you asking me?" PLEASE THAT'S SUCH A MOOD HOW TF IS THIS CLIP NOT IN A COMPILATION 😭
I love silent duo
as a psychology major in my 4th year of college, i can confirm that he surpasses a professional therapist
Don't read my name
Lol Don't
thought i was about to be rickrolled
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture3943 k
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture3943 ok! :D
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture3943 ok
Lmao did nobody else noticed that Ranboo at 10:10 just came out of nowhere and just started looking at them in the middle of their therapy
He wasn't in the call, so he started narrating what he thought they were doing. It was very funny. Here's a link: ruclips.net/video/5U28p_tbEak/видео.html
@@fe_hann thx lol
@@dem0n._.vr1 you’re welcome
FR
YES I WAS DYING
Dream: I’m fine
Also Dream: *gets under the table if someone says hi*
11:33 George just winging BBH here bless
Alternate title: *Quackity reviving Dream’s traumatic Denny’s experience*
It turned from 2 bikers having an argument outside of a Dennys to Dream getting shot
It really went from witness to experience
@@kemma_ ikrruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html
The way dream said "I'm eating" is the cutest thing ever😂
Timestamp?
@@mathildelanglois3258 7:28
7:26
@@mathildelanglois3258 7:26 !!!
@@idontsleep4133 ???
6:04 😂😂 the way dream shifted to sell the 7 year old kid illusion
6:38
BBH:"AAAAA- Kill Him Not Me"
Quackity:"THATS A 7 YEAR OLD CHI-CHILD YOUR TELLING ME IF YOU WORKED AT A DENNYS AND A BIKER CAME IN YOY WOULD SAY KILL HIM NOT ME-"
BBH:"OH OH OH I Thought It Was The Other Day!" Gotta Love Bad And Quackity Man
This stream was so funny I- I think it’s one of my favorites.
I wholeheartedly agree.
What was the stream called? Or what vod is it?
@@CloudyCupid ruclips.net/video/se3KIXnbeO8/видео.html
@@CloudyCupid Dream SMP but i’m a therapist
this one and the KSI one are my faves
Dream: “THATS MY BIKE! WHO THE F**K STOLE MY BIKE” HAD MEKSUSKKD 😂
Ah yes, MEKSUSKKD. I hate when Dream has MEKSUSKKD.
S U S
Mek S U S
Wat
Quackity: "So i've hear that you have so many built up issues within you. Is that correct, did I hear that right?"
Dream: "Who told you that?"
Ranboo and bad: in the back just there for the drama. Big Q: the therapist. Dream and George: the clients of couples therapy
Dream: my parents said “GET UNDER THE TABLE!”
*later*
Quackity: YOU WERE ALONE AT THE DENNY’S!
Yeah they got rid of them in the story, like how they changed most of it to make it easier. That kinda was the joke lol
Dream: "No your not roleplaying as my parent"
Quackity: "hello son"
Me: *dying*
I love when he went from "that's incredible" to "that's a felony"
6:39 you can hear the manhunt music in the background and it makes this so much funnier
everyone: *therapy*
ranboo: “OH IM DREAM”
YOu caN't kEep KIlLinG tHe bIKeR
Ranboo is way to funny as a narrator that was fucking hilarious
Is it a bad thing that my local Denny’s is in front of a target
Yes
hide under a table rn
@@mojitoess Yeah and make sure there are no bikers around
I’m pretty sure mine is too but I’ve never been to a Denny’s
we don't have a target or a denny's where i live, it's very sad.
10:08 I love how ranboo is just there
That's incredible, that's a felony has to be one of my favorite quotes from this stream
George: " What r u gonna do? Kill me?"
Dream: *puts on armour*
The most meanest words I’ve ever heard from Badboyhalo
“AHHH! Kill him but leave me alone!”
6:37 wow Bad
and “GIVE ME THE MONEY OR YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE”
@@evie2408 he’s acting 🤨
@@czyberkay I know?? I was kidding
@@evie2408 well don’t mention it then bc that “joke” is horrible…
@@czyberkay well then we have different senses of humor, I laugh at things very easily so I found my comment funny
comfort video
Lmao this was the time Ranboo was voice acting all of them while he wasn't in the VC 😂😂😂
7:04 *the fact that bad didn’t reply with “language” triggers me*
The fact that he says "that would be me" makes it dagerously funny 🤣
"You're gonna grow up to be a thief." a couple months later... "Those are MY discs!"
Them acting while captain puffy and ranboo watching is a whole mood HAHHAHAA
11:34
SKEPHALO CONFIRMED-
I'm sorry-
alternate title: quackity ignores his patients and creates his own situation slightly similar to their problems
Don't read my name xD
Lol
Yeah, basically lmao
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture3943 ok
When the people in the live chat are spamming “e”, you just gotta adapt to chill in the comments.
True ngl
hell yeah
now it’s Q :)
e
True
Here after all the beef
I miss loud duo💔
if this isn't incredibly funny you're lying
VOUCH
''WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIKE?!''
VOUCH
VOUCH
VOUCH