I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear jqnq
Bro my sister told me to ‘get high up to see where i was’ because i was lost in minecraft and all i heard is ‘get high’ and i’m just like ‘BISH WHAT THE HECH I’M UNDERAGE’ but not out loud
Quackity:"What do you hate the most about BadBoyHalo?" Skeppy:" thats really hard i cant come up with many reasons.. i can try" Skeppy*says a whole damn book* 💀
Quackity: I'm sorry Badboyhalo and Skeppy but science says your not meant for each other Skephalo fans: Yeah, they also had multiple divorces one after another but they're still together.
quackity: just ended a 7 year relationship. someone: omg i’m so sorry! quackity: no, it wasn’t my relationship sapnap and karl: *arguing about who the chad is*
9:11 Hippie Quackity 11:32 : * music starts * “Sapnap : Karl's- Karl : people change like the tides in the ocean Sapnap : no shut up” 13:05 “I'm a cactus”
"Okay mr. Karl jacobs you have issues with you fiance sapnap" Meanwhile... "Are they dating? No we are both straight" MY CONFUSE HEART PLSSSS DONT PLAY WITH IT SO BAD😭
@@monggay You can still be hetero without having an interest in sex, we know that he has had at least two crushes on girls if he's not lying about them
Title: I ruined *every* love realationship on the dream smp Dream: *snickers behind mask* George: *smiles while sleeping* Tubbo and Ranboo feeling excluded because they’re marriage is platonic and they weren’t invited: |:(
@@liIysstuff girl...I don’t think they are dating irl cause the dream SMP LOVES inventing stories like they even write scripts and stuff. That must be for entertainment only :)
“we have developed the main problem in the relationship”
“it’s bad boy halo”
i am famous
And I'm not but idc what you say
ngl it seems about right
@@AxxLAfriku i aM fAmoUs
@@AxxLAfriku Bruh are u ok?
I love how quackity is jealous of every love relationship in the smp so he decides to ruin all of them
I feel bad that I laughed
I THOUGHT QUACKITY WAS WITH KARL SAPNAP?-
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear jqnq
Can’t be jealous if there is nothing to be jealous about
isnt quackity in a relationship with sapnap and karl xD
Bad was so unbothered at the fact him and skeppy “can never speak again” and he was just sat there like “I’m a cactus🕺”
well if he isnt bbh and he is a cactus, then he can talk to skeppy lol
Im the best Cactus
@@LordTangoII smOrT
@@LordTangoII A pErSoN wHo ThInKs HaS nOtHiNg To ThInK aBoUt
@@nabafz8323 well luckily it was a joke lol
"kaarl is an aaaassshooooleeee"
*"laaaanguaaageee"*
bbh is my fav 😭
Oh ooooo I’m
He's my fav too 😳✋
I made it 69 likes
I burst out laughing
It fit so we'll tho
Bad: “I’m too high”
Everybody: “Very poor choice of words”
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I spat my water 😂😂
6:38 is the time stamp
Bro my sister told me to ‘get high up to see where i was’ because i was lost in minecraft and all i heard is ‘get high’ and i’m just like ‘BISH WHAT THE HECH I’M UNDERAGE’ but not out loud
@@Janislikeinmeangirls lol-
“I can’t hear you, I’m way too high”
-BadBoyHalo 2021
I cannot tell you how close I was to death when I heard that 🤣
Here's the time stamp
6:37
highest in the room bbh epic travis scott moment fortnite
PUT THAT IN THE WHAT BADBOYHALO DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE COMPILATION LMFAO
WHAT
This is not breaking relationships, this is a nerd off.
It really is 😭✋🏻
Why are there like zero replies
@@Finn-yt2ph Ikr
Fr 😩✋
Bbh's quiet "language" when sapnap insulted Karl killed me💀😭
Bad & Skeppy: arguing about each other and actually getting a divorce
Karl & Sapnap: arguing about who's the chad
true love
Lol
Fr 😩🖐
Lol :p
@@moleculegirl they are arguing bout whos the chad, not dad
Quackity: I just ended a two year relationship
Person: omg I’m sorry! Are you okay?
Quackity: I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship
☠️📸
This is so underrated
LMAO
LMAOOO
LMAOOOOO UNDERRATED
Bad and Skeppy:
Having a real conversation
Karl and Sap:
*_ARGUING WHO THE CHAD IS_*
and they still managed to make the relationship work lmfao they got me wheezing
Am I a chad 🇹🇩?
Don’t be shy put some more :)
'There was once a duck'
Me who ships Karlnap and Karlnapity:
Quackity is the kind of person to see a messy relationship and say "is anyone gonna ruin that further?" And not wait for an answer.
I love how Bad was still like "lANGUAGE!!!!" the ENTIRE time while fighting w/ Skeppy-
yessss
Lung wage
And he swears like a tom
Tom (tommyinnit)
Quackity is such a great therapist, he traumatised Dream about the bike incident and ruined so many relationships.
'I wouldn't be surprised if you have more problems than before we started'
Best therapist. Would hire 20/20.
Therapist duck
Yup
Bruh only 20 minutes and ur alreadu the top comment-
quackity is that type in the friend group to offer relationship advice but also be single and ruin relationships for the hell of it.
I feel like that would be me.
That’s me
I'M LITERALLY IN T H A T SITUATION. I'VE B E E N IN THAT SITUATION. BUT THEN THEY COME TO ME.
thats me lol
Sounds like me tbh 😂😂
The next session will consist of George, Dream, Ranboo and Tubbo.
It better
First complain from dream of gogy would be
He aCtS Like A 13 yrs old 🤣😂🙄😕😐😒🤣
OMFG YES
Yes
I'd rather say ranboo and Tommyinnit
Quackity:"What do you hate the most about BadBoyHalo?"
Skeppy:" thats really hard i cant come up with many reasons.. i can try"
Skeppy*says a whole damn book* 💀
LMAO FR
FR DOE LMAO
That was the joke lol 😂
@Incubator_ I mean.. not really
@Incubator_ Wut?
Karl and Sapnap: fighting to see who's the chad in their relationship
Quackity, their fiance: Ah yes *content*
Ehem, ✨CONTENT✨
✨Content✨
✨ LeL✨
all 3 people above me are unfunny
This guy above me is very very correct
“I’m Sorry bad but your relationship has gone down the shitter”
“Im a cactus :)”
IM SORRY YOU HAD ME WHEEZING-
THE SHITTER
12:47
This went from 'couples therapy' to 'who is more of a chad' really fast
Quackity is just too fine, he steals everyone’s man.
Ikr
That’s why Twitter verified him 😎
Not me agreeing
Quackity said u guys didnt realized
Whenever your hungry, just remember there is a pineapple like me to eat
-pineapple
“I can’t hear you, I’m way too high”
"I'm a cactus"
-BadBoyHalo 2021
“Drink cactus juice! It’ll quench ya, it’s the quenchiest!”
1k likes 2 comments
@@mccormick2085 Wow o-0
1.2k likes, and 5 comments
@@-aphxqrodite-2781 1.4K likes 6 comments
bad ; *"i'm a cactus"*
quackity ; *"jesus christ he's gone wild"*
lmao
“ Karl is an assh*le ♫ “
“ Languaaage ♫ “
I adore BBH
fr
FRRR XDDD
SAPNAP GOT HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT HE WAS LOOKING FOR THE DEMON SLAYER MANGA WHAT A LEGEND
IKR!!!!
IKR
Ikr 😌✋🏽👏🏽
EXACTLY
A man of culture
Quackity: I'm sorry Badboyhalo and Skeppy but science says your not meant for each other
Skephalo fans: Yeah, they also had multiple divorces one after another but they're still together.
Lol
Facts 😌
BadBoyHalo: I'm a cactus
Facts
Facts
Dream and George to Quackity: you can interrupt, but you can't break us up.
K P O P
Their relationship is too strong 🛐✨
😐
dynamite by kpop
yes.
9:39 "gotta go fast" (Skeppy)
Anyone else noticed that quackity almost said "guys please" but stopped himself.
When is that?
@savi I know I was there in the premiere lol. Everyone was spamming E
@@forgetmenot_404 8:24
@@ech0.840 not the premiere, the live stream
does anyone know the title of the og stream??
"I was looking for vol. 11 of demon slayer for 3 hrs"
Me: sounds legit
BAHAHA I FELT THAT
I can relate
Relatable to another level
YES😤👌
I would do the same
Sapnap: "🎶Karl is an azzhole🎶"
Bad: *"Language"*
2:57 my favorite part
Quackity be like: Just ended a relationship. Feeling good.
QUACKED BY QUACKITY
QUACKITY BEING QUACKTY
Xd!!
"Who can turn on their webcams?"
"Not me"
"I cant"
"Mine's broken"
"Yea mine's broken too"
XD IT'S A ONLINE CLASS
@@goodtoastly lmao i was gonna say that
mine too..
sounds like school
FR ITS LIKE AN ONLINE CLASS
Jokes aside that Rat editing on 3:37 was slick not gonna lie.
MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIKE QUACKITY HES HILARIOUS
agreed
BBH: *says he’s high*
Quackity: bAd bOy hAlO dOeS dRugS
Drogas la menté drogas la mente
@@auroradtomas7311LAS DROGAS LAS DROGAS LA MENTE LAS DROGAS
DRUGÁS
DROGAS
Yep lmao
“I can’t hear you, I’m way too high”
-BadBoyHalo
Hi patches
Patches…?
Lol
Patches?
𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕
LMAO WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY
“Guys please” BUT THEN REMEMBERED
time stamp?
@@lilasuhak8286 8:24
lol the instant regret on his face😂
What happened?
I love how BBH just ignored the fact that him and skeppy are dating
lol 🤣✋
quackity: just ended a 7 year relationship.
someone: omg i’m so sorry!
quackity: no, it wasn’t my relationship
sapnap and karl: *arguing about who the chad is*
u just copied una's comment.Una's comment was 2 months ago and yours is 2 weeks
@@chelseathackston6830 no sorry ): i don’t know where her comment is. i comment this on loads of videos
@@g4acie116 oh its okay.sorry if i was being a bit aggresive!have a nice day
And it's his finances too
Isn't it kinda his relationship because their fiances?
So now we need a Dream and George couple therapy part 2 and a Tommy and Tubbo best friend therapy
no tubbo and Ranboo
@@mckennakuhman9875 bruh they really need marriage counselling
@@mckennakuhman9875 I would say *also* Tubbo and Ranboo
or niki and puffy if thats still on
sam and ponk as well...
every couple on the SMP really aint doin very well
9:23
LMAO ALDKAKSKA
Sapnap: kaaAarl~ is an asShooOleE
BBH: lAngUagE~~
Haha
Haha
Nice PFP 😎
LMAO
ur pfp tho 😩
11:27 Sapnap singing and spinning is so funny
Can we just admire how determined sapnap is when it comes to demon slayer volume 11-
Ikr
i need that determination. im still on episode 7.
@@serotoninaddict8849 I read the manga and its very sad
@@_2_2_24 oh i already know what happens
i read the fandom pages
it is indeed very sad
Karl and sap saying who’s not a chad but just more and more proving how much of a geek they are
4:57 BAD SAYING LANGUAGE IN THR MIDDLE OF THEM TALKING HAS ME DEAD-
Love your name and pfp btw lol
and while theyre singing
Wayyy too dedicated to saying that lmao
Uraraka! Hiii!
*Lul*
@@nnisaxv ty
4:52
Karl and Sapnap arguing, Sapnap: hey a$$hole
BadBoyHalo: Language
Sapnap: *Drives 3 hours around town just to find the 11th volume of demon slayer*
Me: I have gained a higher level of respect for you
Same-
yes same
Same
Same
me too lol
Quackity doesn’t even realize how many people he’s saving during quarantine
Edit: We all love you quackity, thank you for making our lives better
fr
fr
Facts (I accidentally disliked your comment 💀)
true
mhm
no one:
karls first sentence: "IM SAPNAP I DROVE AROUND LOOKING FOR MANGA ALL DAY"
11:08
The way Quackity be playing the guitar-
Noice 👌
F to those whose relationship got broken.
F ✌️
dream, george, skeppy, bad:
we needed that
F
F 🤧
f
To the person who said “Sapnap is a weeb” in premiere chat, agreed.
Same
same luv 😍
Agree
Ah yes, three replies 😌
@@heaven_ly wdym, it’s five
DID NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THE ROSES BEING THROWN AT KARL WHILE HE WAS SINGING
I DID
Omg ikr why is no one talking abt this
i saw it
Skeppy: i cant really come up with reasons
Also skeppy: ah yes so * many reasons *
The 13 dislikes are from the couples whose relationships Quackity broke.
Edit: 214 dislikes in less then 8 hours... Alt accs.
12
@@katrinamarun5629 28
31 OR MA6BE THE SHIPS
oh, there's a three-some there
@@somepotato8702 76 now OMG
live chat is just chilling while singing "Your new boyfriend"
i love how he didn't include dream and george cause he wouldn't have been able to break them up anyway
edit: of course this is a joke
Dream is always showing up whenever someone talks to his Gogy, Bi Q said it himself several times lol
@@mane53017 thats true he even exposed him 😂
Simp
@@Kiki_Wi_ they do. r u gonna get mad ab it?
@@dallyinghualian aren't dream and fundy married?
I feel like Quackity really broke BBH's and Skeppy's relationship 💀🙌
Quackity: “Bad and Rat are about to fall into a volcano, Skeppy who are you saving?”
Skeppy: “Bad”
Bad: “Awwww”
Karl: *And I’m punting Rat*
Lol
Timestamp?
Im like 666
@@aasepidgeon ayeeeee
3:23 -ish
Why is no one talking about how amazing karl's high school experience must have been?
the fact he didn't break up dream and George makes my day
Y e s
Because Dream And George Aren't There.
@@Achilleseverfree it translates y e s to and it is
@@epiciris7247 w o t
@@Achilleseverfree I mean it let's me translate it on Google Translate
10:42 idk why but i laughed so hard for this one-
“Iiiiiiis an asshoooole” “laaangueaggggggge” lol best park
Agree
Lololol
Agree
9:32
no one:
LITERALLY NO ONE:
quackity wearing a button up shirt and basketball shorts:
honestly i would do that
@@rainystormy6128 Please don't, wearing button up shirts and basketball shorts should be a crime agains humanity
Pov: you’re early and chat is spamming 69 and singing Your New Boyfriend, and I’m shamelessly singing along
Indeed.
True
Yep
yep
And E
We need more Quackity judge- PLSSSS
9:11 Hippie Quackity
11:32 : * music starts *
“Sapnap : Karl's-
Karl : people change like the tides in the ocean
Sapnap : no shut up”
13:05 “I'm a cactus”
Love these time stamps
Also wanted to share this
5:12 : DOS! DOS!
aT lEAst i ThINk, oR AM i DeAD wRonG?-
Quackity is like my dad, he breaks every relationship. Including his relationship with my mom.
Dad please come back.
i have to......DADDY HOME HOME FOR SURE (somebody finish it)
Same
um 😃
Oh damn
Uh.🙂
Quackity: We will save these relationships
Title: Breaking every relationship
Content: Half and half
True
quakitys reactions were the best part of the video
WHAT MAKES THIS FUNNIER IS THAT QUACKITY STUDIES LAW LMAOOO
I want to see Dream and Fundy next please. Dream owes all of us an explanation.
*flower flashbacks*
Yes
Yes
and I want George in the background!
@@amelialalllalala3914 George would just be laughing-
Plot twist: Karl was naked for the rest of the video quackity just edited him some clothes
LE GASP-
I laughed so hard during this video 😂 lets just appreciate what quackity does for us
No one : ..
Bad: *I can’t hear you I’m high-*
Edit:HOLY COW TYSM FOR 243 LIKES THIS IS THE MOST I EVER HAD-
Quackity is so great at realationships that he even ruins them
11:33
"Karl's- "
*karl walk pass sapnap*
"People change"
AWWW QUACKITYS SNEEZE😭😭 12:09
AAAAAWWWWWWWW
Aguh-
"Okay mr. Karl jacobs you have issues with you fiance sapnap"
Meanwhile...
"Are they dating? No we are both straight"
MY CONFUSE HEART PLSSSS DONT PLAY WITH IT SO BAD😭
they are both straight and are just best friends but in the dsmp storyline they are engaged along with quackity! so its just in the roleplay
@@monggay Karl is heterosexual he said it.
@@owalakoalq i thought he said somewhere that he was ace spec though? close to it but not asexual
@@monggay You can still be hetero without having an interest in sex, we know that he has had at least two crushes on girls if he's not lying about them
@@picklepantsgamer yeah but thats romantic attraction not sexual
Title: I ruined *every* love realationship on the dream smp
Dream: *snickers behind mask*
George: *smiles while sleeping*
Tubbo and Ranboo feeling excluded because they’re marriage is platonic and they weren’t invited: |:(
I mean, it's only for the bills tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@BlackRose-xr1yn I don't know.. You might be right but I'm still not sure if they're actually dating or not.. Like, for real
@@liIysstuff they're not, they are both straight
@@liIysstuff girl...I don’t think they are dating irl cause the dream SMP LOVES inventing stories like they even write scripts and stuff. That must be for entertainment only :)
9:26
Sapnap: kArL, hE iS aN a**HoLe
BadBoyHalo in the background of the song: LaNgUaGe
i love it how when sapnap was singing and said a$$hole bad joined in and went language
The dynamic between karl, quackity and sapnap is amazing
Sapnap has his priorities straight he knows when he need to get the next demon slayer book
yup
Shippers are sweating when they saw this
when sap started "rapping" i started crying-
Badboyhalo: “I can’t hear you I’m way too high”
Everyone else: Oooooo
Quackity: OHHHHHAHAHAHAOOHAHAH
Omg guys tysm for all the likes lol
That “I’m a cactus” had me on the floor-
13:05
Lmao
Sapnap: "yea, but i wanna find it in person"
Me: "i can understand u"
Quackity finishing Skeppy and Bad's relationship
Bad:
*I'M A CACTUS*
The best part was Sapnap driving 3 hours for a manga XD
“ *Im a cactus* “ 🌵🕺🥵
*Jesus Christ now he’s gone crazy -*
oh hey, my name is Cactus
when quackity said "sapnap, karl and me,, married" i literally wheezed at the top of my lungs 😭😭
First he helped dream with the Denny’s incident, and now this? This man is a life saver!
Quackity could never break up dream and George, that’s why they aren’t in this video
turns out he can’t break karl and snapnaps either cuz he’s apart of the relationship
They’re next.
Or because George didn’t come cause he was SLEEPING
Uh-
@@delia4699 yeah because the george bed lore-
Alternative title: Quackity being a third party and
Ruining Relationships in the Dream SMP
9:00 I love this “ I can’t hear u I’m high! “
quakity:ruined relationship
skepy and bad:peace was never an option