@@dianedavidson5283As far as I can tell it's them trying to satirize videos that are getting pretty popular of two girls sitting together talking in a similar tone and saying "names that we think sound pretty if they didn't mean what they do". I thought the original video was pretty interesting and cool to think about but that kinda mixed with the culture of rich people giving their kids really abnormal names that tend to not have much meaning behind them aside from how they sound or just for the fact the names would be rarely given to kids out of some sort of rebellion.
i’m so serious right now my parents named me story. i was almost audio. 😻😻 (edit: i really love my name i think it suits me but i was teased a lot when i was little for it)
This video randomly pops into my feed from time to time and every time she says the name "shitbag" I lose it laughing even though I know it's coming. The delivery on this video is just the greatest 😂
@@namelesscreatureoftheThen of course you could tell people that Ozzie is short for Ozwald, which is also short for Lee Harvey Oswald, the guy who shot JFK
When she said shitbag all I could think was the ep where Phoebe changed her name to princess consuela banana hammock 💀😭and mike said he would change his name to ✨crapbag✨😂😂
Okay, I don't really understand these names. Did you ever realize that these babies WILL grow up. Imagine this : 1 : Hi! Are you here for your interview? 2 : Yes, thank you for making time for me! 1 : Okay, before we begin, what is your name? 2 : Oh, yes! Shipbag! 1 : Excuse me? 2 : My name is Shipbag. 2 : Is there a problem with that? 1 : ...
Tbh, I like two names, but won't use them so my future child won't get bullied or have others having toruble pronouncing it. Ozahlia and Miranelle. Nicknames for Ozahlia could be Ozzy, lia, zally. Nicknames for Miranelle could be Mira, Rinny, Nellie, Mimi. A lot of nicknames to chose from
Ok, but if the meaning wasn't a condition which affects your poop,... "Diarrhea" would be the PERFECT name. Just imagine it, even the short name somehow sounds so beautifully.. "Rhia" I love it. ❤
I caught on when she said “husband” because she’s lesbian. I haven’t seen her videos in a while but I remembered that so I had to do a double take at the beginning. I honestly thought I had missed something important like an IVF that she had done.
What if you go a pharmacy and ask for medicine for Ozempic Mom: I'm here for Ozempic Pharmacist : okay, here you go(gives Ozempic) Mom: no I'm here for my kid Ozempic Pharmacist: get out
I dead named my child Khoralennna after the color coral. I was obsessed with the color when I was pregnant 🤷. They've since changes their name and are transgender. They made up their male name too 😂 so I dont think it was a bad thing to invent their dead name either. Apparently inventing names is okay with my bloodline. My other childs father wouldn't allow an unusual name so he has a common one... I nicnamed him instead of calling him by his birthname 😂.
Worker: “Hi whose the delivery for “ Shitbag: “ oh hi it’s for me” Worker: “ok what your name” Shitbag: “ oh it’s shitbag” Worker: “ ok wait WTF…….. 10 years later…….. srry so the name is shitbag 😅
The first thing that got in my mind when she said the baby name “Ozempic” I thought of the AD that goes like “Oh oh oh Ozempic you know” BAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Ozempic, known generically as semaglutide, was approved in 2017 by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for use in adults with type 2 diabetes. Ozempic is a weekly injection that helps lower blood sugar by helping the pancreas make more insulin
Before she said the first one I was like “but she said she was lesbian??”😭
I was so confused - was like did I miss a major life event - did I have too much wine at happy hour
She is it’s a skit
@@fixy_master6936yes we realize that now. We are talking about the first few seconds watching this video
Lmao same I was like damn we lost one
I thought you were American
Starting with shitbag was a smart move because then you know it’s satire and not an insane person
Actually needed this comment because I wasn’t sure.
Sammemememe@@dianedavidson5283
@@dianedavidson5283As far as I can tell it's them trying to satirize videos that are getting pretty popular of two girls sitting together talking in a similar tone and saying "names that we think sound pretty if they didn't mean what they do".
I thought the original video was pretty interesting and cool to think about but that kinda mixed with the culture of rich people giving their kids really abnormal names that tend to not have much meaning behind them aside from how they sound or just for the fact the names would be rarely given to kids out of some sort of rebellion.
@@dianedavidson5283 you'd think someone would be dumb enough to name there kid shit bag 💀
@@hypnopompicfool985yeah she’s a comedy channel lol
“Oh that’s cute who’s it for?”
“Shitbag”
I laughed so hard at this 💀
Same 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
So true
😂😂
"Aww she is so cute, what is her name? "
"✨Shitbag✨"
Aww that fits her so well! ❤
skin but with a y
✨skyn✨
even better:
skynne.
Or you could spell it like an English speaker in the 600s A.D.: ✨Scẏnne✨
Now we're getting somewhere 🔥😂@@imranmazzarulli5293
@@hello._.beck. what about
Esqynne 💅
@@hello._.beck.Squinne
I work in childcare and it is not even funny how accurate this is. So many millennial-given names...I just can't.
Worked in childcare for a straight year. Literally wtf
i’m so serious right now my parents named me story. i was almost audio. 😻😻 (edit: i really love my name i think it suits me but i was teased a lot when i was little for it)
@@storason wow. For the record if you don’t like your name you should be able to change it legally eventually if you haven’t already!
@@storasonstory... 💀
@storason dang, even Fable or Symphony would have been better than either of those.
“But my husband thought that was a little too…✨gay✨”
“Your kid is adorable, what’s her name?”
“Shitbag”
😳😊
But like... Imagine "morphine" as a name. IT WOULD E BEAUTIFUL BUT... LIKE...
No literally there is a drag queen named Morphine and it works so well
love dion baby!
Morphine McGreggor Morpheus Morbin Time Jr., you put down your father’s glass boat jar!
@@j_0anna”morphine like the drug… but no relation!”
calling her morb for short 💖
I can’t with the pouring of the Diet Coke 💀
Diet Coke would make such a great baby name
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment lollll like that was such a crazy pour 😭
Gurl, shitbag is so fricking cute for a girl😊
What charming names, I may have to steal the name “Shitbag” for my own little one!😂
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock is definitely in my top 5️⃣
NOOOOO 😂
Crap bag is also a good one
Ahhh, I found the person of culture. Lol
Lol that's from friends!!
Friends reference! Love it! ❤
I work in a hospital and people be naming their kids , maybelline, L’oreal, Gucci, Royalty, Beyonce, Trader Joe, etc
Knew a kid named Diamond and Diva
Nooooo stop 😂
I would be so devastated to be named a brand.
@@Kenny_died779 my friends little sister is diamond, shes crystal, and the older sister is emerald lol
My 20 year old niece is named after a vengeance demon from buffy the vampire slayer
"hi whats ur name??"
"Shitbag..."
"W-what?"
"Yeah...✨ShIt BaG✨
Aw shitbag sounds so cutee☺️😊
HOW DID YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE FOR THE FIRST ONE?!?! 😂
Fr
😂
“Who’s that gift for?”
“It’s for Skin” 😭😭😭
Silence Of The Lambs ahh ahh comment
SHE DIDNT POOR THE WHOLE BOTTLE 😤
U can choose
Renne
Eile
Emma
Maddie
Hope
Lyssy
Maanvitha
Bell
Harper
Bro brought a whole fandom with “Ozzy“💀
REAL
REAL😭
Ozymandias ofc
Asmodeus* 👍
From ✨Helluva Boss✨
Lmao! "Shitbag" I screamed 😂😂😂😂
YOU THOUGHT WE WOULDNT NOTICE THE COKE SPILLING, BUT I DID
This video randomly pops into my feed from time to time and every time she says the name "shitbag" I lose it laughing even though I know it's coming. The delivery on this video is just the greatest 😂
this impression IS SO GOOD the voice is perfect
It’s giving Abby from Matt & Abby 😅
"Wanna be friends?"
"Sure"
"What's ur name?"
"OH my name is shitbag"
"..."
"ooh a party invitation"
"Shitbag's First Birthday"
The fact that your husband gendered "Shitbag" really makes me question if he is right for you 😔
WE GETTING BULLIED WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
Nah but then lil Shitbag goes to the playground and their comeback is "My own parents call me shitbag, do you think you can do worse? I'm not scared."
Love the Osborne reference for ozempic
Honestly hear me out! Ozzie for a girl is really cute😢 like you don't hear it too often.
Ik it’s adorable
@@namelesscreatureoftheThen of course you could tell people that Ozzie is short for Ozwald, which is also short for Lee Harvey Oswald, the guy who shot JFK
In school: Hi shitbag
class: PRINCEPLE
"What was a cute name you wanted to name your kid?"
"Shitbag💅"
When she said shitbag all I could think was the ep where Phoebe changed her name to princess consuela banana hammock 💀😭and mike said he would change his name to ✨crapbag✨😂😂
it is mike
Sorry I had to Correct
Haha yes. It was Mike tho! ❤
@@BrecklynMatteson-dx9ez so sorry I'll correct it I had written mike but ig it got autocorrected 😭😭🫶
First name Crap, last name Bag.
Shyth-ead is a good one.
My aunt knew someone who named their daughter shithead pronounced that way 😢
@@StarBoundAngel omg, no....oh, that poor kid.
@@drowningnixis Well, I imagine they ended up changing their name 😂 I would.
@@StarBoundAngel Is that legal? 😭
Guys this is obviously satire how are you not getting this?
The fact that I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or real tells me exactly what's wrong with the world.
I am ROLLLLING 😂😂😂 with the damn notebook😂😂😂
I need more
Also, my hormone-addled brain was pumping out batshit crazy names in my second pregnancy, so I turned over naming her to my husband.
What was your best crazy name?
It's so hard 😂
@@TiktokBurnedMyCrops I was dead set on Artemesia Peregrine, and I knew deep down that that ain't right
Okay, I don't really understand these names. Did you ever realize that these babies WILL grow up. Imagine this :
1 : Hi! Are you here for your interview?
2 : Yes, thank you for making time for me!
1 : Okay, before we begin, what is your name?
2 : Oh, yes! Shipbag!
1 : Excuse me?
2 : My name is Shipbag.
2 : Is there a problem with that?
1 : ...
YALL THE WHOLE POINT IS SHE MAKEIN FROUNT OF PEOPLE WHO DO THIS!!
GRAMMY IS MISSING
From the moment she spilled the soda I knew it was game on 😂
Born comedian! Too creative with these skits. So glad you share. Your videos always make my day!
Tbh, I like two names, but won't use them so my future child won't get bullied or have others having toruble pronouncing it.
Ozahlia and Miranelle.
Nicknames for Ozahlia could be Ozzy, lia, zally.
Nicknames for Miranelle could be Mira, Rinny, Nellie, Mimi.
A lot of nicknames to chose from
Nurse-"What are you going to name your baby?"
Her-"Shitbag💅☆🌸" 💀💀💀
Its you spilling the devils juice all over the handle for me. Chaos begetting chaos 😂
Ok, but if the meaning wasn't a condition which affects your poop,... "Diarrhea" would be the PERFECT name. Just imagine it, even the short name somehow sounds so beautifully.. "Rhia" I love it. ❤
💀
Someone send this to someone who dosent understand English and say its perfect baby names
You: “shitbag”
My brain: “💀 is she fr💀💀💀”
the soda getting on her thumb while shes smiling sent me XD
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AFTER SHE SAID THE FIRST NAME
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING FR 😭💀
I caught on when she said “husband” because she’s lesbian. I haven’t seen her videos in a while but I remembered that so I had to do a double take at the beginning. I honestly thought I had missed something important like an IVF that she had done.
Meroana would be such a cute name
"the first one was ✨ ShItBaG ✨"
"I loved this one"
oh my goodness I see these kinds of videos all the time, you are a fantastic impersonator! I love your videos :)
omggg skin sounds so cute!!! Little baby skin
ur pfp is really cool
All I can think is Fore-skin so yeah…yeah my brain totally went there
What if you go a pharmacy and ask for medicine for Ozempic
Mom: I'm here for Ozempic
Pharmacist : okay, here you go(gives Ozempic)
Mom: no I'm here for my kid Ozempic
Pharmacist: get out
That one vine…
“Shithead?”
“It’s SHI-THEED.”
I’m cryinggg why is the rhythm so on point 🤣
Hear me out “Juvenile” for a girl. SERIOUSLY SOUNDS SO PRETTY 🤩 if it wasn't for the meaning I would use it. You could call her Juvi for short!
Juvenile, I don’t know if she had juvenile in prison
You’d be better off going with Juno
“Hi, what’s your name?”
“Shitbag”
I cant get over the liquid you spilled. You kept a straight face, I’m so impressed. 😮
There’s a kid at my school and his name is “a-vibe”
Well at least they can make a nickname out of it and beg the teacher and everyone else to use it when they're older 🥲
✨️ItS GiViNG KiM KaRdAsHiAn ✨️
This is the best video I’ve ever seen
The fact almost named her baby
💩bag is crazy
She’s like let’s name our baby
✨✨💩BaG✨✨
how she did say these with a straight face😂
Her-"these are baby names we will not be choosing"
Me after hearing the names-"OOOHHH HELL NAWWW
if you think ‘Shitbag’ is too masculine, then opt for the female equivalent, ✨Fleabag✨
"Hey,let's be friends"
"Sure,what's your name"
"My name is hazel.whats yours?"
"My name is shitbag"
Me still in shik shak shok
I want more!!! This was hilarious!!!
So creative ❤✨ also 1st!!!! I love you and ur vids sm❤
“Who’s the president for?”
“oh is for skin”
“…oh”
“Hello, Floccinaucinihilipilification!”
I dead named my child Khoralennna after the color coral. I was obsessed with the color when I was pregnant 🤷. They've since changes their name and are transgender. They made up their male name too 😂 so I dont think it was a bad thing to invent their dead name either. Apparently inventing names is okay with my bloodline. My other childs father wouldn't allow an unusual name so he has a common one... I nicnamed him instead of calling him by his birthname 😂.
Khoralenna sounds like a disease. I'd change that shit too. I hope this is a joke 😭
at first i was like “but isn’t she lesbian~”
I know she just didn’t say “shitbag”🤣🤣 them kids at school gon be like “hey shit bag how your day “ and the Ozempic,
✨Shitbag✨ got me rolling on the floor
I love the name chlamydia for a baby girl. It's just such a beautiful name. I would call my baby Lydia for short.
I’m not sure about you guys but “Fentanyl” is the cutest name ever!! 💕💕💕
Not the bottle of coke in the Stanley cup 😭😭😭
Her being so serious while saying ✨shitbag✨
I AM DEAD ☠️☠️🤣🤣
Deceased 😂😂
How to get your children bullied in school 101
I know a couple that just had a baby and the baby’s initials were almost kkk😭😭
Ozembic sounds like a lotion brand for old people 😂😂
Worker: “Hi whose the delivery for “
Shitbag: “ oh hi it’s for me”
Worker: “ok what your name”
Shitbag: “ oh it’s shitbag”
Worker: “ ok wait WTF……..
10 years later…….. srry so the name is shitbag 😅
who names their kid skin.. teacher: "the answer is FOUR, skin" the class would be laughing so much
I'm sorry but the first one caught me off guard 😂
✨shitbag✨ we LOVED this one but it was a little to macsuline
The first thing that got in my mind when she said the baby name “Ozempic” I thought of the AD that goes like “Oh oh oh Ozempic you know” BAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Ozempic, known generically as semaglutide, was approved in 2017 by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for use in adults with type 2 diabetes. Ozempic is a weekly injection that helps lower blood sugar by helping the pancreas make more insulin
The girl:ok so the first name is *shitbag*
Me:👁️👄👁️
And the way parents like these had to most exotic name ideas but then ended up choosing the most basic and unoriginal name 😭
People:shitbag is such a cute name i love it😜❤️
Me:🤔
You mean 💩🛍️
That is literally the only thing i can think when i hear this name💀
"Oh that's so beautiful! who's it for?"
"For skin"
I feel personally attacked, my first name being Ellen 😂😂
The way she spills the coke😂😂😂
bro Ozzy Osborne is short for Ozempic Osborne 🤯🤯🤯
yall, its fucking satire.
"So the first one was shitbag"
"Skin"