@@randomdragon2589 Burn that place to the ground. I hate that place and Louisiana in general. And most everything south of 45 degrees north, come to think of it. I like the Pacific Northwest.
@@the404error7 I don't hate Cali for being Cali, it's just full of idiots and assholes. And I hate any weather that isn't 55 degrees and cloudy and any biome that isn't temperate rainforest.
-2296 -Post apocalypse -You're stalking the wastes with a pipe gun -Some mummy looking mf walks up to you and starts criticizing the gunsmithing of your firearm -What do?
@@timthetechpriest8876 Obviously you respectfully listen to, and learn from the wisdom of Zach, the Undead Mummy God of Gunsmithing. You then swear yourself to his service and preach his unholy word to the entirety of the wastes.
@@SqaurebearSqaurebear Man I can't imagine how pissed he was when he found that out. All those visits to his VA, all that wasted time on visits and buying non wheat products only to find out it was carbohydrates. And he discovered that on his own. Fucking medical health is so shit in the US.
@@thomasira6103 I see you've fallen for the classic "Chinese Body-Double posing as the real thing after they definitely didn't kill the real person" Trick.
@@dandare9055 Depends on the organs being harvested and if temporary measures are taken to keep the body running for future removal of other organs. The human body can last quite a while with no brain activity, the heart can be replaced with an artificial device so other organs don’t fail, same with the lungs which can be bypassed by just oxygenating the blood through a machine. Organs really start to fail once removed, and must be placed in another body within hours or days. Keeping a corpse just alive enough for organs to not fail is a possibility, and could increase the chances of organs being viable for transplant for far longer than immediate removal. It’s just way more costly and tedious to keep hundreds of pounds of flesh from deteriorating to keep a few organs running. If you want to be a bit unsettled and macabre, you can…remove all the unnecessary parts. Arms, legs, most of the head, shut all the arteries heading away from the torso. Most organs that are donated are in the torso anyway. Reduces costs and workload by at least 40%. The fewer injuries to the torso, the better. I’d imagine that quick removal of the intestines and digestive system would be wise, seeing as how the bacteria from the gut and acids in the stomach could decide to digest itself and then compromise the whole ‘body’ in short order. But now the conversation is even making me feel squeamish, so I’m going to stop on that note.
i love the thought of walking through a post-apocalyptic world and in the distance you hear two people screaming about guns going beef less and burials but because its the apocalypse you have no clue what any of it means
@@giovannicervantes2053 "wait you were in the fucking U.S. military? Like before the war?" "yeah im a ghoul idiot" "WHAT?" "yeah it turns out if you are a ghoul and you use moisturizer every day you look just like a regular person."
@@Thomas-fz9xw You're damn right! Them's pussy numbers. You gotta have at least ten specimens of each classification of firearm if you wanna be called an American.
I'm going to hire a bagpipe ensemble to perform "Freebird" for my funeral, and all of my worldly possessions will be divided up between anyone who stays for the whole thing. Then I'm going to have my body shot out of a cannon into the ocean while "Entrance of the Galdiators" plays on loudspeaker.
Also: fun fact about those "impossible whoppers," but they tested them for chemical balances recently and found that the impossible whopper has 18 million times the estrogen levels of a regular cheeseburger, which is a significant amount when compared to even a regular tofu or soyburger.
i want to be tied to a giant celing fan and when everyone walks in all they here is you spin me right round playing then the lights turn on and there i am spining on a giant fan i find the idea funny as hell i dont care what happens to my body after thow like you could throw my body in the dumpster behind a burgerking for all i care
Its more like Rain forest are cleared to make a profit off of farming in general and people will choose the most profitable crop. So as long as there is some sort of profitable crop they will still clear it.
"Is it normal to own 7 guns?" Mike, that's not many guns. Hunting shotgun, bird shotgun, bolt rifle, AR, CCW pistol, service pistol, revolver, and that's 7. That's not a collection, or excessive, that's literally one gun for each category of job you need a gun for, hunting and competition. I'm surprised Zach doesn't have more guns tbh.
C G I’ve got 4 skateboards ready to ride and I only plan to really put any practice into two forms this summer season. Some dudes just have five setups lying around that are all basically the same thing. Considering more people die playing with their skateboards (playing, stress that) I don’t find prolific gun ownership all that strange.
There's good bananas and bad bananas. The good bananas nearly went extinct and haven't been in the market for quite some time. All bananas are bad when they're green, but good bananas have the decency to actually taste like bananas while they're green. There is wild grass that's sweeter than the bananas that America has been getting for however many years it's been.
Actually, almonds are worse for the environment than cows are. The vast majority of almonds in the US are grown in the dry portions of California, which already struggles for water as it is. 2/3 of "agricultural land" is unsuitable for anything more than grass, either due to various issues, including terrain grade, rocks, and poor nutrients in the soil. If it's gotta be grass, might as well put cows on it to make use of that land and grass. Cows also consume a lot of plant matter that would otherwise be waste, like corn stalks and wheat husks. And the methane everyone worries about breaks down naturally in the atmosphere over time.
I once heard your remains can actually be pressed into a vinyl record. So I think if anything I want to make a bunch of recordings of myself doing covers of songs I like and then being made into my own album
Fun fact: Dairy farming has a way more negligible impact on environmental damage because unlike raising cattle for butchering you need way less cows to keep up with demand. Not that they actually produce to meet demand... The meat industry massively over-produces and gets government subsidies to make their products way cheaper and easier to sell and so-on and so-forth.
I know this is a year late. But if people went beefless, what do we do about the massive amount of cows that are already there? Do we just... Kill them and leave them there? I mean we just went beefless so we ain't eating them. Are we gona feed them to other animals? Then we would have to start up another line of products for teh animals that just ate said meat. Or are we just gona let them roam free and hopefully something eats them? I've always wondered about that. And at the end of the day, I think we should focus more on taking down tobacco farms cause holy hell they have no positive impact on the world at all at the end of the day to my understanding other than making sure some assholes die younger than me and that's if no drunken driver decides to drive over me AGAIN.
@@SleeprunnerInc Its not a zero sum game on eliminating wasteful farming. The people who profit from it like to pretend it is to keep people in deadlock bickering over what is or isn't more important to eliminate. The best thing to do with already existing beef industry is to do a final harvest then shut it down. At least that's my reckoning. Beef as a thing doesn't even need to be shut down completely really, massively scaled back even would be a good option, the problems with beef production are amplified immensely by the industrialization of it. Small scale farms could theoretically operate just fine with negligible impact, it would change beef from being a global over-produced product that's incredible destructive and wasteful to a localized delicacy in regions that can fit beef farms. Kind of how things were before the industrialization of meat. There's plenty of options to change how we view and make meat that don't need to be horrifically unsustainable.
@@SleeprunnerInc Prices will go up regardless under the capitalist mode of production because the price of everything inflates incrementally to maximize profits for owners.
@@QuestionableObject Indeed. But it will rocket up exponentially before settling down and then going up again slowly. It's artificial inflation for the sake of ''artifical rarity''.
My buddy technically has an armory. He has 300ish guns ranging from damn near every make and model from .22 to .50 bmg. 7 guns is not a big deal lol, just enjoy them man.
Zacks method behind the madness of gun purchases is so true. I remember in one month i bought a Commander 1911, a Mossberg 500A, and a Ruger Mini 30 with the same $500 by finding out the commander 1911 jammed quite a lot, the Mossberg felt gritty, and i still have the Mini-30 since it is actually a really good coyote rifle out in my rural neck of the Mojave
6:29 - This hits different, knowing he did actually get a diagnosis of Celiac Disease and has to be completely gluten-free now. Also, lactose intolerance, but he just uses Lactaid for that.
It’s always a good laugh watching them around the time these were posted and coming back current day to see how much funnier is it now cause how right they were purposely & accidentally
Yeah, seven guns in America is still considered a hobbyist or beginner gun owner in most non-urban areas. Seven guns means you have maybe one for most situations and circumstances, and ask any prepper, two is one and one is none. You need backups, and sometimes a backup for the backup. That normally means 15-20 guns just for the normal stuff - hunting, home defense, personal carry, wilderness defense, close range defense, conceal carry, open carry, crowd control, breach, offensive measure. There are a few very nice guns that cover several of these fields and more that I know I’ve missed. Still, you want firearms that will complement and support the needs of the gun owner. Seven guns is a nice start. ‘Murica.
As per the question: "If somebody thought that [seven] was an excessive amount of guns, would they be wrong?" That's an absolute yes, they are wrong. To barely cover all the shooting sports you require a rifle, carbine, shotgun, centerfire handgun, rimfire rifle and rimfire handgun. For Cowboy Action sports that requires at minimum an additional handgun. The more types of shooting sports one engages in the more firearms that may be required. Seven is barely scratching the surface. That's like telling a golfer they have too many clubs. "Can't you just use like, two or three? It's not like you can swing all five of those at once!"
I always find this disingenuous because there are things that are not almonds that are milk alternatives. What about oat milk? Rice milk? Soy milk? When really most of the people who make this argument have no interest in drinking any non-dairy milk anyway.
Did you ask for no bun or a gluten free bun? It's really not at all unusual to have someone get a sandwich with no bun, it happens at least once a week
You are very weird and possibly considered insane/a felon to countries outside the USA (well there are exceptions, but those are mostly hunter/farmer/competition people)
The only bad part about being an organ donor is that slight chance that you might survive suddenly lowers because they're like "eh he lived enough put him down give his kidney to suzy or whatever"
"free hong kong" "yeah free hong kong!" "...its not a joke free hong kong china" "yeah do it china" "fuck the Chinese government" ahhhh mike and zach, reminding me why I love you guys so much
The talks about burials reminds me of Diogenes The Cynic, (lot of great stories about him, particularly his interactions with Plato, Socrates, and Alexander The Great. Diogenes didn't give a crap) When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body. When asked if he minded this, he said,“Not at all, as long as you provide me with a stick to chase the creatures away!” When asked how he could use the stick since he would lack awareness, he replied “If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?”
Mike: 7 guns is a lot how many guns does the average person own Me: looks at my 20 guns knowing that I just ordered another rifle, I'm ordering more today lol
13:00 I mean, my buddy’s father had a collection around 50, with the oldest being an assortment of wheellocks, matchlocks, and flintlocks some of which were restored and others were original condition.
Honestly with these campfire stories and whatnot I just imagine these guys having wildly different backgrounds and actually being the apocalypse and talking about this
Mike going on about Zach owning 7 guns. Meanwhile I got 16, most are hunting rifles. Some my dad got in trade for tree work. Others he got because he was chasing the magnum caliber itch. He wasn't even that hardcore into guns, he just got tired of chasing elk after a 400 yard shot
I'm a year late to the party as I started watching through all your guys' videos a few weeks ago after stumbling upon them in my recommended. Love your content. Came to comments to share that my AR-15 is named Clarence.
I kinda wonder if Mike ever find out that the beef industry produces less impact on the environment in a year than india or china does in a day? Like. I respect being willing to make a sacrifice for something he believes in, but I kinda wonder if he's ever actually looked in to the actual impact it has.
"Get Almond Milk." "Get Almond Milk." This reminds me of that meme about God throwing a hissy fit over the fact that humans created Almond Milk when there's.... 8? Types of milk to choose from.
When I stopped eating pork my intestinal issues went away. Had liquid shits every day for three years, that quit literally the week I stopped eating pork. Worth a shot Zach.
Average American owns 1-2 firearms. About half of Americans don’t own a firearm at all. That means the other half of Americans are carrying the slack of their unarmed brothers and sisters. Seeing as gun ownership is on a scale, makes sense that there would be a LOT of gun owners with one to two guns. A smaller group would have three to six, a smaller group than that would be in the seven to twelve range, then you’d have the … enthusiastic gun owners with small armories. That’s how I’ve seen it personally, and my experience might not match the actual data. I can only really speak on what I’ve seen. Seven guns is not common, but it’s also not rare. Somewhere in the middle of the uncommon category for gun owners.
mike: do you think its normal for people to have 7 guns? me, laughing nervously, thinking about the 30 firearms in my closet: ha ha nooooo thats ridiculous!
Honestly, I feel like restricting your diet to make "less impact" is a dumb reason because there's already WAY too many people eating meat for it to ACTUALLY make a difference.
Pretty much, yeah. I mean whatever makes mike comfortable with his life, more power to him, but in terms of straight logic? It's pointless. Like let's just say that there are one million people in America and that of them 200,000 decide to stop eating beef or dairy of any kind. This is way lowballing it but, for the sake of keeping the numbers understandable -- let's just say this is the case. That's one fifth of the population swearing off any kind of produce from cows. Let's say that the rest of the population then is mostly ambivalent and don't overly-consume, but don't go out of their way to avoid it. Let's further say that this proportionally shrinks back the "Cow Production" of the USA, this realistically wouldn't be the case, but if it were then *even so* it would not matter because the rest of the world would not follow suit. Like most negative emissions that affect the climate, the problem mostly exists in countries with next to no climate regulations. No matter what anyone in America does on a large or small scale at this juncture, the impact will be next to nothing.
Exactly these problems require national level solutions. The idea that it's up to the individual to solve these problems is a myth made up by corporations that profit from environmentally unfriendly practices.
Hey, if you get to see this Mike (yeah, sorry Zach, no question for you), did you happen to see a roadhog player named Shaunofwar? Also happy 100k! Enjoy it!
Oyster Mushrooms are amazing sauteed with just a little bit of olive oil and salt. They don't taste anything like the button Mushrooms you get at Walmart, but you have to pay a lot more because they're almost exclusively artisanal.
mike sounds like a perfect boyfriend since he eats simple foods but the fact he doesnt like fish is a pretty big deal breaker. I also don't think i could support a partner that eats crayons and glue
Ugh, same. Unfortunately, I learned from a lawyer that such a wish would not be granted. Disney owns the rights to their airspace. Also, it’s a massive biological threat to the area - even if it’s closed at the time. Sorry to rain on your parade, but just wanted you to know that it’s highly illegal and no group will do this for you. It’s just dismissed and your remains will be disposed of in a more…mundane manner.
Look into beef ranchers that practice regenerative agriculture. it's basically using cows to till and fertilize an area that will be used for crop land the following year. like literally millenia old science of crop rotation. Fallow > Feed > Seed > repeat.
I'm an organ donor. But it's just to see if I can take over somebody's body from beyond the grave.
You're gonna pull a DIO?
@@lordofshades9852 Yes. But with multiple people at the same time if it's at all possible.
@@veinvalance7240 oh,so more like *The Radiance* from hollow knight?
@@veinvalance7240 wait but if you fully take control over them does that mean you could do it over and over again.
@@seanfinch7856 asking the important questions here
"If you can burn down any-"
*FORT POLK!*
From what I've heard yes.
@@randomdragon2589 Burn that place to the ground. I hate that place and Louisiana in general. And most everything south of 45 degrees north, come to think of it. I like the Pacific Northwest.
@@jamesharding3459 can we burn California and Florida off of the US border?
@@the404error7 I don't hate Cali for being Cali, it's just full of idiots and assholes. And I hate any weather that isn't 55 degrees and cloudy and any biome that isn't temperate rainforest.
@@the404error7 california doing it on its own
There is a company called holysmoke that can take your ashes and load them into shotgun shells.
Oh that's awesome
Heck yeah send my shells to the army I want to get some beyond the grave kills
*_thats what I call beyond the grave_*
I made a dead human with a dead human
Now that new dead human will go on to make another dead human.
And thus, the cycle begins.
"Bury me in linen cloth"
So that one day he can rise again as a draugr and harass local adventurers.
Add the armored helmet and a greatsword to be a Draugr Overlord
Stuff my body with bread and gravy just for the psychological factor.
Why not return as a revenant because of unfinished business at Fort Polk?
-2296
-Post apocalypse
-You're stalking the wastes with a pipe gun
-Some mummy looking mf walks up to you and starts criticizing the gunsmithing of your firearm
-What do?
@@timthetechpriest8876 Obviously you respectfully listen to, and learn from the wisdom of Zach, the Undead Mummy God of Gunsmithing. You then swear yourself to his service and preach his unholy word to the entirety of the wastes.
Zach: *Talking*
Mike: Oh, hol' up a moment, things are in need of being shot at.
its legion mike coming to play
PROBABLY DIDN'T WORK!
its not a good campfire story without some sporadic shooting.
"My sister has celiac disease"
"I have a weird stomach problem"
As it turns out, he has celiac disease
As it turns out he infact did not
As it turns out his body can't handle carbonation
His body is weird
@@SqaurebearSqaurebear Man I can't imagine how pissed he was when he found that out. All those visits to his VA, all that wasted time on visits and buying non wheat products only to find out it was carbohydrates. And he discovered that on his own. Fucking medical health is so shit in the US.
He was too happy eating pizza to be angry if I remember.
It's very saddening to hear about Zach and Mike's mysterious deaths a few days from now that had nothing to do with the Chinese government.
Suicide via gunshot to the back of the head, truly a tragic way to go
@@Spar_kie classic suicide, after shooting themselves in the head they stabbed themselves 29 times and tossed themselves in a river.
For the greater good....
@@Spar_kie with a .45 and 9mm
@@thomasira6103 I see you've fallen for the classic "Chinese Body-Double posing as the real thing after they definitely didn't kill the real person" Trick.
"Take my organs and burn me alive" - My goodness.. that's a real challenge. Since how the F are you still alive without any of your organs?!
Well it'd take at least a 1 minute before you pass out from blood loss/oxygen depravation. So if you had quick enough surgeon it could work.
@@SWARVB Maybe... but I think body would be way past shock value it's capable of surviving before shutdown.
We do have our limits... sadly :(
@@dandare9055
Depends on the organs being harvested and if temporary measures are taken to keep the body running for future removal of other organs. The human body can last quite a while with no brain activity, the heart can be replaced with an artificial device so other organs don’t fail, same with the lungs which can be bypassed by just oxygenating the blood through a machine. Organs really start to fail once removed, and must be placed in another body within hours or days. Keeping a corpse just alive enough for organs to not fail is a possibility, and could increase the chances of organs being viable for transplant for far longer than immediate removal. It’s just way more costly and tedious to keep hundreds of pounds of flesh from deteriorating to keep a few organs running.
If you want to be a bit unsettled and macabre, you can…remove all the unnecessary parts. Arms, legs, most of the head, shut all the arteries heading away from the torso. Most organs that are donated are in the torso anyway. Reduces costs and workload by at least 40%. The fewer injuries to the torso, the better. I’d imagine that quick removal of the intestines and digestive system would be wise, seeing as how the bacteria from the gut and acids in the stomach could decide to digest itself and then compromise the whole ‘body’ in short order.
But now the conversation is even making me feel squeamish, so I’m going to stop on that note.
I know this is pretty old but what if you lie on the funeral pyre first, then have the organs removed and immediately be set in fire
i love the thought of walking through a post-apocalyptic world and in the distance you hear two people screaming about guns going beef less and burials but because its the apocalypse you have no clue what any of it means
I like to think that mike and zach are just very very well kept ghouls
@@giovannicervantes2053 "wait you were in the fucking U.S. military? Like before the war?"
"yeah im a ghoul idiot"
"WHAT?"
"yeah it turns out if you are a ghoul and you use moisturizer every day you look just like a regular person."
@@literallyglados "I ate so many MREs that my body became literally incapable of decomposing, just like the shit I held in for 2 weeks straight."
"Degenerates like you belong on a cross." -Disgruntled Passerby
@@Malikyte13 dont eat the mre gum
in the words of danny de vito: "when i die just throw me in the trash"
Indeed
Throw my body over the city wall with a large stick to fend off the wild animals.
Want a stick
Make a podcast already, cause this is perfect.
I would love to hear a podcast from these guys
They could use the same name "Campfire Stories"
I would listen it for sure
@@rexivivi b
I mean their fallout series is essentially a podcast with a different name.
Zach: "Is it normal to own 7 guns"
Everyone, who not lives in the USA: "UHHH..."
*Everyone who doesn't live in the USA
Meanwhile, the Americans: "Gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers!"
@@Thomas-fz9xw You're damn right! Them's pussy numbers. You gotta have at least ten specimens of each classification of firearm if you wanna be called an American.
@@austinkersey2445 and you have to have a 1911
@@Sethbot-sv1gk Right on the fuckin' money!
I'm going to hire a bagpipe ensemble to perform "Freebird" for my funeral, and all of my worldly possessions will be divided up between anyone who stays for the whole thing. Then I'm going to have my body shot out of a cannon into the ocean while "Entrance of the Galdiators" plays on loudspeaker.
Also: fun fact about those "impossible whoppers," but they tested them for chemical balances recently and found that the impossible whopper has 18 million times the estrogen levels of a regular cheeseburger, which is a significant amount when compared to even a regular tofu or soyburger.
Just go for the gonzo funeral the same funeral that Hunter s Thompson had
@@chesterstevens8870 SOYBOYS!
i want to be tied to a giant celing fan and when everyone walks in all they here is you spin me right round playing then the lights turn on and there i am spining on a giant fan i find the idea funny as hell i dont care what happens to my body after thow like you could throw my body in the dumpster behind a burgerking for all i care
@@chesterstevens8870 18 million times basically nothing is still basically nothing
I love how mike just walks out of frame and kills stuff while Zach rambles on and on
The rain forests are also being cleared for soy beans.
soybeans meant for chinese consumption
Actually there are lots of sustainable soy bean growers
Its more like Rain forest are cleared to make a profit off of farming in general and people will choose the most profitable crop. So as long as there is some sort of profitable crop they will still clear it.
@@guppy719 hopefully soon we'll have verticle growth gardens to grow crops vertically like a sky scrapper to lessen the clearing of forests
@@guppy719 There's also a lot of land that can't be used for proper farming and is actually perfect for grazing area
You had the best oppritunity to name this episode “Burials, Beefless, and Bullets”
"Is it normal to own 7 guns?"
Mike, that's not many guns. Hunting shotgun, bird shotgun, bolt rifle, AR, CCW pistol, service pistol, revolver, and that's 7. That's not a collection, or excessive, that's literally one gun for each category of job you need a gun for, hunting and competition. I'm surprised Zach doesn't have more guns tbh.
C G I’ve got 4 skateboards ready to ride and I only plan to really put any practice into two forms this summer season. Some dudes just have five setups lying around that are all basically the same thing.
Considering more people die playing with their skateboards (playing, stress that) I don’t find prolific gun ownership all that strange.
What job does the revolver do that a normal pistol can't?
@@bigballsmcgee8681 Magnum pistol - useful for wild animal defense when normal calibers won't be, specifically against boar or bear.
@@cgunugc Man now i want a gun
@@bigballsmcgee8681 like 80% of my hunting is with a pistol probably 90% of that are revolvers
“Bananas aren’t good, don’t eat bananas.”
*How dare you insult the very core of my midnight snacks-*
There's good bananas and bad bananas. The good bananas nearly went extinct and haven't been in the market for quite some time.
All bananas are bad when they're green, but good bananas have the decency to actually taste like bananas while they're green.
There is wild grass that's sweeter than the bananas that America has been getting for however many years it's been.
If I die when I go to the Marines, I want my grave to just say " Press F to pay respects. "
Make sure your gravestone has an F button too
Mine is gonna be a QR code to the rickroll video
@@highspy6851 imma just smash that tombstone. /s
@@highspy6851 You're an evil genius
I want someone to make a mod in fallout new vegas where its just these two by a fire with the campfire stories audio.
Working on it!
@@randomtommy5606 you still working?
@@lx4079 It got took down sadly
@@randomtommy5606 oh no what happened, was it again ToS somehow?
@@lx4079 it said that I had used copyrighted assets and audio, and that for some reason it was against ToS and Something else
The fact that I'm actually from Hong Kong is very amusing
I shared this with a friend who lives in Hong Kong 😂
China owns you now
How does it feel to be brainwashed
Hong Kong number 1, China number 4
so, I heard things got worse after the new stopped covering it, any truth to that? (I'm also Ryan, btw)
Actually, almonds are worse for the environment than cows are. The vast majority of almonds in the US are grown in the dry portions of California, which already struggles for water as it is. 2/3 of "agricultural land" is unsuitable for anything more than grass, either due to various issues, including terrain grade, rocks, and poor nutrients in the soil. If it's gotta be grass, might as well put cows on it to make use of that land and grass. Cows also consume a lot of plant matter that would otherwise be waste, like corn stalks and wheat husks. And the methane everyone worries about breaks down naturally in the atmosphere over time.
Zack: Get almond milk, Almond milk tastes better and and its exactly the same.
Me: WHERE THE HELL IS THE NIPPLE ON AN ALMOND?!
There is not, the name comes of the milk is almond flavoured.
I think they toss the almonds in batches of water and after a time I think they compress them and something after that makes almond milk
@@jackhammertwo1 Christ guys, take a joke
@@Drahsa This is not a joking matter.
Almond milk taste horrible
I once heard your remains can actually be pressed into a vinyl record. So I think if anything I want to make a bunch of recordings of myself doing covers of songs I like and then being made into my own album
Zach and Mike were later found dead hanging from bedsheets in their respective homes with the chinese government claiming no involvement
But China, we didn't even suspect you in the first pla-
"WE DIDN'T DO IT, WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! NOW SHUT UP OR YOU'RE NEXT!"
Fun fact: Dairy farming has a way more negligible impact on environmental damage because unlike raising cattle for butchering you need way less cows to keep up with demand. Not that they actually produce to meet demand... The meat industry massively over-produces and gets government subsidies to make their products way cheaper and easier to sell and so-on and so-forth.
I know this is a year late.
But if people went beefless, what do we do about the massive amount of cows that are already there?
Do we just... Kill them and leave them there?
I mean we just went beefless so we ain't eating them.
Are we gona feed them to other animals? Then we would have to start up another line of products for teh animals that just ate said meat.
Or are we just gona let them roam free and hopefully something eats them?
I've always wondered about that.
And at the end of the day, I think we should focus more on taking down tobacco farms cause holy hell they have no positive impact on the world at all at the end of the day to my understanding other than making sure some assholes die younger than me and that's if no drunken driver decides to drive over me AGAIN.
@@SleeprunnerInc Its not a zero sum game on eliminating wasteful farming. The people who profit from it like to pretend it is to keep people in deadlock bickering over what is or isn't more important to eliminate.
The best thing to do with already existing beef industry is to do a final harvest then shut it down. At least that's my reckoning.
Beef as a thing doesn't even need to be shut down completely really, massively scaled back even would be a good option, the problems with beef production are amplified immensely by the industrialization of it. Small scale farms could theoretically operate just fine with negligible impact, it would change beef from being a global over-produced product that's incredible destructive and wasteful to a localized delicacy in regions that can fit beef farms. Kind of how things were before the industrialization of meat.
There's plenty of options to change how we view and make meat that don't need to be horrifically unsustainable.
@@QuestionableObject Indeed.
Personally, scaling it down would be much better.
I think the biggest hit would be the pricing of meat.
@@SleeprunnerInc Prices will go up regardless under the capitalist mode of production because the price of everything inflates incrementally to maximize profits for owners.
@@QuestionableObject Indeed.
But it will rocket up exponentially before settling down and then going up again slowly.
It's artificial inflation for the sake of ''artifical rarity''.
My buddy technically has an armory. He has 300ish guns ranging from damn near every make and model from .22 to .50 bmg. 7 guns is not a big deal lol, just enjoy them man.
Good man he is
Holy mother of based!
Grew up with about 20~ guns in my house and didn't know it wasn't normal
is it demo ranch
That's exactly why I'm gonna be set during the apocalypse. A major gun company is headquartered right down the interstate from where I live.
Zacks method behind the madness of gun purchases is so true. I remember in one month i bought a Commander 1911, a Mossberg 500A, and a Ruger Mini 30 with the same $500 by finding out the commander 1911 jammed quite a lot, the Mossberg felt gritty, and i still have the Mini-30 since it is actually a really good coyote rifle out in my rural neck of the Mojave
Bro mike I haven’t watched you since last decade
*insert laughter and clapping*
Commit stub toe
Miraak Champion of Hermaeus Mora no
6:29 - This hits different, knowing he did actually get a diagnosis of Celiac Disease and has to be completely gluten-free now. Also, lactose intolerance, but he just uses Lactaid for that.
It’s always a good laugh watching them around the time these were posted and coming back current day to see how much funnier is it now cause how right they were purposely & accidentally
Can we just talk about how they said that one of Mike's goals for 2019 was to hit 100k subs but the first day of 2020, they have 100k subs
Mike: that’s a lot of guns Zach: not really Mike: yes it is Me: with 2 safes full of guns... mmmmmmmmmmerica
Yeah, seven guns in America is still considered a hobbyist or beginner gun owner in most non-urban areas. Seven guns means you have maybe one for most situations and circumstances, and ask any prepper, two is one and one is none. You need backups, and sometimes a backup for the backup. That normally means 15-20 guns just for the normal stuff - hunting, home defense, personal carry, wilderness defense, close range defense, conceal carry, open carry, crowd control, breach, offensive measure. There are a few very nice guns that cover several of these fields and more that I know I’ve missed. Still, you want firearms that will complement and support the needs of the gun owner.
Seven guns is a nice start.
‘Murica.
MMMMMMMMERICA
Not enough guns
@@Blaze_Azizora never enough guns
First video of the year, it's a campfire one. Yes! Story time
2:06 love how mike walks off shooting then pauses to "mmhmm"
I’m so sad to hear about the mysterious ‘suicides’ of Zach and Mike a few days from now.
But seriously, free Hong Kong.
As per the question: "If somebody thought that [seven] was an excessive amount of guns, would they be wrong?" That's an absolute yes, they are wrong.
To barely cover all the shooting sports you require a rifle, carbine, shotgun, centerfire handgun, rimfire rifle and rimfire handgun. For Cowboy Action sports that requires at minimum an additional handgun. The more types of shooting sports one engages in the more firearms that may be required. Seven is barely scratching the surface.
That's like telling a golfer they have too many clubs. "Can't you just use like, two or three? It's not like you can swing all five of those at once!"
You just talk while Mike sprays into the night.
The ending is incredibly based. Love watching these because it’s like a mini podcast with best friends
next Fallout New Vegas mod: the chinese government with their stealth suits gonna hunt mike and zack down
I like the thought that these two are just two wonderers/drifters in Fallout New Vegas who just talk about their life prior to the nukes
"cows have a big impact on the environment"
"just drink almond milk"
bruh
Completely unaware of the ridiculous amount of freshwater irrigation for one of the lowest yielding crops on earth.
@@ussliberty109 yeah, not only that but it takes a lot of almonds to make milk.
@Zach cash you dont need to repeat yourself, and we've all seen the joke
Cows take more water than almonds for the equivalent amount of milk.
If you care that much there are alternatives like oat that take less water.
I always find this disingenuous because there are things that are not almonds that are milk alternatives. What about oat milk? Rice milk? Soy milk? When really most of the people who make this argument have no interest in drinking any non-dairy milk anyway.
“Is seven guns excessive?” Looks around house at 63 guns “Well I don’t think so”
bro save some for the rest of us!
@@notgray88
Nah dude or dudette, no need - just start buying up your own! Best time to get armed was ten years ago - second best time is now!!
@@nicholashernandez4611 Oh trust me I already have quite a few. Not in the double digits, but I'm sure it will be eventually.
Unless they're all working, that's just a large display collection.
@@nullpoint3346 They all get exercised and maintained, even the real old ones.
I feel for Zach’s sister, I got called a hipster in a McDonalds
Did you ask for no bun or a gluten free bun? It's really not at all unusual to have someone get a sandwich with no bun, it happens at least once a week
@@edibleramen gluten free
Guess what, Zach *also* has celiac's! It just took him forever and a half to find out, somehow.
"Do you think it's normal to own seven guns?"
Me, owning 4 handguns, 2 rifles, and 2 shotguns: I feel personally attacked.
You are very weird and possibly considered insane/a felon to countries outside the USA (well there are exceptions, but those are mostly hunter/farmer/competition people)
Mike: SeVeN gUnS IS tOo MaNy GuNs.
Demolition ranch:( slowly slinks away)
The only bad part about being an organ donor is that slight chance that you might survive suddenly lowers because they're like "eh he lived enough put him down give his kidney to suzy or whatever"
“Bananas are bad”
Me: mutated bananas or regular
Yes.
2:04 The SECOND he says Iraq bro has flashbacks and starts shooting at stuff off camera. Priceless
"free hong kong"
"yeah free hong kong!"
"...its not a joke free hong kong china"
"yeah do it china"
"fuck the Chinese government"
ahhhh mike and zach, reminding me why I love you guys so much
The talks about burials reminds me of Diogenes The Cynic, (lot of great stories about him, particularly his interactions with Plato, Socrates, and Alexander The Great. Diogenes didn't give a crap)
When asked how he wished to be buried,
he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall
so wild animals could feast on his body.
When asked if he minded this,
he said,“Not at all, as long as you provide me
with a stick to chase the creatures away!”
When asked how he could use the stick
since he would lack awareness,
he replied “If I lack awareness,
then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?”
I own several guns. My father has many, many more than Zack. Yay for responsible gun owners.
Mike: 7 guns is a lot how many guns does the average person own
Me: looks at my 20 guns knowing that I just ordered another rifle, I'm ordering more today lol
First video of 2020.
Zach: "What kind of burial do you want?"
Amazing coming back to this episode knowing that Zach's stomach issues are not from Celiac Disease, but from the constant carbonated energy drinks
"I don't wanna eat cow because of the environmental impact"
"have you ever had shark"
Zach sorry to tell you that's also pretty bad
13:00 I mean, my buddy’s father had a collection around 50, with the oldest being an assortment of wheellocks, matchlocks, and flintlocks some of which were restored and others were original condition.
“Why don’t you eat fish?” “Why would I eat fish?” Best thing I’ve heard all day
The average gun owner owns 1 or 2 guns, the average gun enthusiasts owns 15. Zachs pushing rookie numbers.
Happy New Year!!!!! Mike and Zach. And remember don't donated your organs while alive.
Honestly with these campfire stories and whatnot I just imagine these guys having wildly different backgrounds and actually being the apocalypse and talking about this
Mike going on about Zach owning 7 guns. Meanwhile I got 16, most are hunting rifles. Some my dad got in trade for tree work. Others he got because he was chasing the magnum caliber itch.
He wasn't even that hardcore into guns, he just got tired of chasing elk after a 400 yard shot
What do you count as a hunting rifle? Honestly I'd use anything in a full rifle cartridge for hunting. Though, 7.62×54R for deer seems kinda much...
When your an organ doner your the type of video game enemy that drops loot when you die.
6:17 Nah forget that, give me a cold glass of whole milk. Almond milk is not even close.
Ya know I found ya'll through your rant on guns. And now, like 2 hours of content down just playing in the background. I love you two... lolol
100k on the new year
Congrats fellas, it's been one hell of a ride
"Do you think it's normal for a man to own seven guns?"
We have around 20 or so
When I feel like my time is coming I'm going to climb up a mountain and let myself die from exposure.
I'm a year late to the party as I started watching through all your guys' videos a few weeks ago after stumbling upon them in my recommended. Love your content.
Came to comments to share that my AR-15 is named Clarence.
Wait...
Zach trash talked a corn product.
Oh god!
I kinda wonder if Mike ever find out that the beef industry produces less impact on the environment in a year than india or china does in a day? Like. I respect being willing to make a sacrifice for something he believes in, but I kinda wonder if he's ever actually looked in to the actual impact it has.
now I wanna see TF2 gameplay... DAMMIT, YOU HAD TO MAKE THE REFERENCE
Love how mike starts walking away and shooting mid conversation and Zach just keeps goin
"Get Almond Milk."
"Get Almond Milk."
This reminds me of that meme about God throwing a hissy fit over the fact that humans created Almond Milk when there's.... 8? Types of milk to choose from.
Also.
"I can't eat cheese pizza."
*Stares in Margherita*
Wolf Mann Margarita pizza is fucking disgusting.
@@EyeSky420 No u.
D O L P H I N
i wish these two had a podcast they have a nice chemistry.
Having to be gluten free, I understand Zach's frustration with everything having gluten in it
Damn, I salute you for going beefless, cause I sure as hell can’t get off of beef.
Zach would be a perfect arms dealer for my terraria world
When I stopped eating pork my intestinal issues went away. Had liquid shits every day for three years, that quit literally the week I stopped eating pork. Worth a shot Zach.
“the average gun owner owns like 3-2 guns”
me who owns more than 20 ;)
Average American owns 1-2 firearms. About half of Americans don’t own a firearm at all. That means the other half of Americans are carrying the slack of their unarmed brothers and sisters. Seeing as gun ownership is on a scale, makes sense that there would be a LOT of gun owners with one to two guns. A smaller group would have three to six, a smaller group than that would be in the seven to twelve range, then you’d have the … enthusiastic gun owners with small armories. That’s how I’ve seen it personally, and my experience might not match the actual data. I can only really speak on what I’ve seen. Seven guns is not common, but it’s also not rare. Somewhere in the middle of the uncommon category for gun owners.
@@nicholashernandez4611 interesting
I wonder if Mike still speaks fake spanish. These videos are hilarious and i'm glad I found out about the misadventures in the army about these two.
Cremate me and launch my body in a retrograde to earth's orbital location, and drop me into the goddamn sun.
I watched all of these already I need more of these.
mike: do you think its normal for people to have 7 guns?
me, laughing nervously, thinking about the 30 firearms in my closet: ha ha nooooo thats ridiculous!
Zach would probably love the Springfield Hellion, AKA, the VHS-2.
10:08 What's wrong with naners, they're delicious when made into pudding or put into ice cream
Zach telling a story, mike casually fighting random enemies
Later that day Zach and Mike committed suicide by 3 shots in the head each at the same time
Ah the classic suicide by two gunshots to the back of the head
oh the poor spring child, if they looked into it more, they are cutting and burning the rain forest to also expand field land, not just for cattle.
Honestly, I feel like restricting your diet to make "less impact" is a dumb reason because there's already WAY too many people eating meat for it to ACTUALLY make a difference.
Pretty much, yeah. I mean whatever makes mike comfortable with his life, more power to him, but in terms of straight logic? It's pointless. Like let's just say that there are one million people in America and that of them 200,000 decide to stop eating beef or dairy of any kind. This is way lowballing it but, for the sake of keeping the numbers understandable -- let's just say this is the case. That's one fifth of the population swearing off any kind of produce from cows. Let's say that the rest of the population then is mostly ambivalent and don't overly-consume, but don't go out of their way to avoid it.
Let's further say that this proportionally shrinks back the "Cow Production" of the USA, this realistically wouldn't be the case, but if it were then *even so* it would not matter because the rest of the world would not follow suit. Like most negative emissions that affect the climate, the problem mostly exists in countries with next to no climate regulations. No matter what anyone in America does on a large or small scale at this juncture, the impact will be next to nothing.
Exactly these problems require national level solutions. The idea that it's up to the individual to solve these problems is a myth made up by corporations that profit from environmentally unfriendly practices.
Zach saying he has 7 guns.
Me and the other gun nut: ya gotta bump them numbers up those are rookie numbers.
Hey, if you get to see this Mike (yeah, sorry Zach, no question for you), did you happen to see a roadhog player named Shaunofwar?
Also happy 100k! Enjoy it!
"The average gun owner probably owns like two or three guns."
Meanwhile, I have around thirty and am looking to get a few more.
I plan to be buried at spring loaded coffin
"Bury me shallow, I'll be back"
Oyster Mushrooms are amazing sauteed with just a little bit of olive oil and salt. They don't taste anything like the button Mushrooms you get at Walmart, but you have to pay a lot more because they're almost exclusively artisanal.
I'm gonna eat twice as much beef to make up for this
There are people who will press your ashes into a gem. I think I'll go that route, so that someone gets a haunted gem out of it.
mike sounds like a perfect boyfriend since he eats simple foods but the fact he doesnt like fish is a pretty big deal breaker. I also don't think i could support a partner that eats crayons and glue
every video I watch on this channel is better than the previous one. Got Dayum
I want to be scattered at Disneyland.
I also do not want to be cremated.
Ugh, same. Unfortunately, I learned from a lawyer that such a wish would not be granted. Disney owns the rights to their airspace. Also, it’s a massive biological threat to the area - even if it’s closed at the time. Sorry to rain on your parade, but just wanted you to know that it’s highly illegal and no group will do this for you. It’s just dismissed and your remains will be disposed of in a more…mundane manner.
Look into beef ranchers that practice regenerative agriculture.
it's basically using cows to till and fertilize an area that will be used for crop land the following year.
like literally millenia old science of crop rotation. Fallow > Feed > Seed > repeat.