Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2021
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I am in the UK now, so I decided to make the most American food possible to feel more at home. Subscribe for more amazing American meals.
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I say dumb things
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Развлечения
“So my friend won’t die”
2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murcia
Ikr😂😂
ranboo moment
“That still looks like it has plastic on it”
That means it’s good American cheese
It’s better if it is made of plastic
@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American
I-
True authentic American cheese
I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.
Ranboo: *just upset that the buns aren’t pre cut* one second *walks to tubbo* HEY
Tubbo: *screams* what
Ranboo: you know your country?
Tubbo: yea…
Ranboo: IT SUCKS
Tubbo: oh-
We watched the video too 😑
Best line ever😂
I could not stop laughing at that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣
as an american this is horrifyingly accurate
i know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
How can this comment be any wrong?
As an American I find this mildly offensive, I would expect nothing less from King Boober
Yes yes I love a good double cheeseburger
Ranboo:"You know your country"
Tubbo:"Yes"
Ranboo: "it sucks"
Tubbo: "oh"
LMFOA
What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁
I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~
“how is it”
“it tastes like a lot of calories”
*”good”*
Just like American food is supposed to
sheeeesh 🦭
That's the taste of America food
Wow... Poor burger
Thats American food for you.
ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own”
also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself*
the scissors: am i THAT bad
Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!”
Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!”
Me: “god help me”
Me every time be like:
This is any and every Ranboo video.
@@I-defeted-Europe-in-1346 yep-
@@D-day_danny LMAO
"You know your country?"
"..yeah?"
"IT SUCKS"
- RanbooLive, 2021
Finally found the comment
he just reenacted the American revolution
@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋
@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)
@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞
“I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old
My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50
@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then
Ranboo: “He doesn’t like cheese on his cheeseburger” also ranboo: *puts two slices of cheese on the cheeseburger*
It was for him to eat not tubbo
Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the-
Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*
“Now let’s get our taste tester.”
“TUBBO!”
*“What the [****] is going on?”*
😂
Lol
timemark pleaseee :)
@@clopaz1940 5:05
Bad language
*smacks hand on grill*
Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.”
**proceeds to smack grill again**
i was say something abt that-
ranboo moment
He just kept his hand one it.
@Gabs he did it more than twise
8:01 that made me laugh so hard 💀
for me 9:39
It keeps getting me
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease. WOO!”
- Ranboo, July 16, 2021
“I can feel my cholesterol rising”
*that’s how you know it’s certified American food*
exactly
Ranboo: **Brings out gun**
Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"
Yep
It's never american if it don't had gun
Or school
thats true-
@@addisynvaske6598 omg XD
“I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter
Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like
Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"
I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD
Ranboo: Posts after 4 months
Society: *Everybody liked that*
@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point
“HEY”
“AAH!”
“You know your country?”
“Yeah..?”
“It SUCKS”
-*Beeduo 2021* @5:49
ah
Before: 112 likes
**refresh**
*289 likes*
Now 419 likes
..
562 likes
632 likes
ok it’s still going but I don’t think I will be able to keep track of how much likes this is gaining sheesh
Omg
i think your comment will be popular
I live here and I agree with Ranboo.
They should make a cooking show called:
*Does He Know What He’s Doing?*
And the first line should always be:
*no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*
lmao
8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula
So we have:
“GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY”
“GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE”
and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”
Harry Styles?🤣🤣
That man now owns the house- ._.
At this point it’s just “GET OUT”
Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”
@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.
Dude picked up a hot dog straight off the grill.
He really said: “I feel no pain”
The Americans had 200 years of evolution they don’t feel heat they have grilled to much
@@caspertheghost3803 we have power you cant even imagine
@@caspertheghost3803 Africans: 😏
(i’m african please spare me)
My dad does the same thing. He’s like it’s a waste of dishes lol
he probably has a grill that doesn't conduct heat onto skin, yet does onto food. They exist (google it), Or maybe not.
Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns
Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀
"Two times the cheese, two times the disease."
- Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)
lol 😂
Woo
such an inspirational quote :')
Y E S
_WOO!_
“2x the cheese”
“2x the disease”
Literally died on that one lmao
I hadn’t watched that part in the video yet and I screamed ‘THE CHEESE THE CHEESE THE DISEASE THE DISEASE’ 💃
Lmao
Holy shit why so many like tysm
Likes*
have we met before LemOnGrease?
Ranboo:"And we also have a-"
*proceeds to slap the grill*
Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill"
*Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*
"I probably shouldn't put my had on this"
Puts hand on it again
"Where's the seasoning?"
"Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."
Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs...
I'm not American but yeah
me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀
and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_
Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country
As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country
“God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.
Fr tho
not he wont, he *cant*
Ye
Lmao
+ destroyed his grave with dogburger
13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where*
Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT!
and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol
"I really hope that this is cooked, because if it's not my friend will DIE."
~Ranboo
Steps to making a ranboo vid:
-sarcasm
-extreme hand gesturing
-hair comb every 3 seconds
-dad jokes
You forgot the dad jokes 😔😔
You gotta love that hair comb
@@Avaiguess ah yes lemma add
Yis
I just spent about 20 minutes looking for this comment for absolutely no reason :D
Woo!
Best Ranboo cooking lines:
- Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul*
- This is America. We use ketchup.
- I really want to add the cinnamon roll
-Two times the cheese, two times the disease
Yes 🧠
Yesh haha lol
Don’t forget:
“I really want to add the bag of spaghetti… no”
Ranboo: "I might have to fight you!
Hotdog be like: "sure, I came in peace"
Tubbo: dying
Ranboo: Nice
"Tubbo, taste this" **hands burger**
"This tastes like a lot of calories.."
*_Okay, this is definitely american food._*
Yea
If it tastes like a lot of calories, you're doing something right
Oh yeah definitely
Yup that's the American way
Brazilian food probably has a lot more calories, it's hard to understand
"isn't this absolutely terrib- I'm so glad I'm not gonna eat this oh TUBBO!"
then tubbo only eats the choclate
ranboo: EAT THE BURGER NVM LEAVE Alright nothing happns bye
lol
Ranboo:TUBBO
(Tubbo appears out of nowhere)
Ranboo slowely turns towards him
Ranboo: for you 😊
“Sometimes in life things look burnt. Ya know what I say? Cook it more, babeyy!” -Ranboo, 2021
**shoots nerf gun**
*“GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”*
*“OUT”*
- Ranboo, 2021
@Coco lmao I was gonna say that
Ah yes, the words of any American mother that's cooking
Why did i think of harry styles -
NEW KITCHEN GUN, SPARKLES LIKE NEW
All 7 billion people: "One apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
That one guy called Ranboo/b: "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease WHOO"
Lol
Doctor a day keeps the apple away
it's the WHOO for me /pos
WHOO
Me at 3 am finding the cheese in the fridge XD
Ranboo has the best quotes in history tbh.
“ no seasoning, just KETCHUP! “ -😂❤ I thought he was going to say salt😢
Tubbo-"MAKE ME!"
*shoots with nerf gun*
Ranboo-"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN."
The way tubbo got scared when ranboo was telling him that his country sucks
I KNOWW, Tubbos little "AH!" Was so cute :D
i was your 1000 like
Time stamp?
@@ocparadise5464 watch the video lol
SUKS SUCKS SUCK OH
"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease"
-ranboo trying to kill a friend
Facts
THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH
578 likes O_o
Ranboo: “Hey!”
Me: “Yeah?”
Ranboo: “You know your country?”
Me: “Yes.”
Ranboo: “It Sucks!”
Me: “Agreed.”
“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease.”
-Ranboo, 2021
“We’re making American food.”
*just makes hot dogs and hamburgers*
That sounds about right
Totally yep totally
Me: 👍🤤👍
My siblings: 🚪🏃🏃🏃🏃♀️
My mom: 👀
Step dad: 😂👏
He forgot to deep fry it
@@StormCloudLuvid what am I looking at
Germany: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
“I probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill.”
He says, putting his whole hand on the grill again
Yeeeeeeeeeeah
🎶he’s just a bit of a fixer upper🎶
Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill
Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill
Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill"
*Slowly removed hand
Me:" WTF "
Ranboo: I shouldn’t have put my hand on the top of a grill
Also Them: *puts their hand on the grill*
“Two times the cheese,
Two times the disease”
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
WAIT IM GETTING A PAPER ok I wrote it down um now what?
@@ghost_shivers5276 *now summon your inner life form that has been trapped in you for so long.*
🗒🖋
@@Crinlask *accidental summons Satan* uh help?
@@ghost_shivers5276 summons a cheese burger 🙂➡️🍔😅
"Where's the seasoning"
"This is America, here's KETCHUP"
LMAO
Facts tho
That's the white people- Black people fr fr use hot sauce and barbecue if we use a sauce. We use it even if we have seasoning on our food of course.
@@baldsatoru5231 I’m white and use excessive sauces and seasoning :(. Am I a disappointment or am I special?
Who needs seasoning we got KETCHUP
@@baldsatoru5231 I am white and I use the same things lol
Me: “As an American, the only thing that can make this more American is if you have a gun-”
*Ranboo pulls out a gun*
Me:” Well there ya go!”
Ranboo: “We don’t wanna go max American, okay?”
Europeans: “….that scares us.”
Americans: *”It should.”*
Going max American is just him adding bacon and an egg
@Ems! You forgot the extra 10,000 calories and bucketload of grease
Me an american: is there really a difference other than calories though? It's food, it tastes good, it has high calories, I will eat it
@@tcmmxgo Americans be like “if it’s not poison and it’s edible, I will eat it”
@@shadow_fox773 I beg to differ, poison is **edible**
*If you have medics on constant standby or if you have no will to live*
"you know your country"
"Yeah?"
"It sucks"
"Oh-"
Im going to die 😭✋
I just love that, and im used to the pre-cut buns, so I feel him
Lol
I didn't realise buns were precut anywhere
oh no not uncut burger buns omg and proper cheese and not processed junk i can't believe this wait no and no guns to people with a room temperature iq how will i survive
@@WinstonChurchill208 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✋
"Hey! you know your country?"
"Yeah"
"IT SUCKS"
"oh" i died laughing now
2 years ago today I ordered the Youtooz plush, its been about year since I’ve had it lmao but it is definitely one of my favorite plush’s, love ya ran you’re a great content creator
Ranboo: Hamburger is an American food
Germany: *"I guess i'll just die"*
The city of Hamburg doesn’t exist
@@ninlog sus
@@Zanitat mogus
@@anuragneelam8527 amogus
@@ninlog I didn't even consider that could have been sarcasm and was baffled
Nobody-
Ranboo- “I’m dressed like someone in their mid fifties who has completely given up on life.”
No,no,no,no.... There are corgis
UwU
but it has corgis on it
@@Katiescones103 33 secs ago
The divorced dad look
Ranboo: 2 TIME THE CHEESE 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!
*dancy dancy dance* WOO!
This is literally the third video I watched of Ranboo and I already subbed
“Did y’all see that?”
Spoken like a true American
I hate you
I'm the 69th like
Couldn’t have said it better
@@Callmeperson. Another true American
@@Callmeperson. hi biz|-|
Alternate title: Ranboo’s third attempt at killing/disappointing God by making weird food.
By “baking” weird food 😭✌️
So true
True-
Disappointing God with Ranboo! 3rd edition, *American*
Food that can kill God: American edition
ranboo "its moving on its own! did you see that?!"
also ranboo " I may have to fight you!"
This is the funniest video ever 😂. It made my day 😊. Thanks Ranboo ❤
“Seasoning??PFFFFFFTTTTTT”
The truest thing I’ve ever heard an American say
We do season our foods dude- '-'
@@thrivingtunes as an American I would like to disprove your statement
My mom is American but the rest of my family is German and like she seasons the food so idk
@@cornflakes8358 as another american, i do season my food
Im glad I'm not the only one who puts chips in their lol
Ranboo: You know your country?
Tubbo: Yea?
Ranboo: It sucks
I died rip me
Lol
I'll call a necromancer
Good old american food is all ranboo likes to cook 🍕
Call an ambulance.
@George Washington stfu Washington
-ranboo “ am I breaking any laws while this??😅” -me “ YESSSSSS😰”
12:12 "BuN's ArE nice AnD toSted"
“We’re just going to leave it up to God, like most things in America these days”
😮 SKETCH!
If anyone is wondering, he said America/american 33 times. Yes. I counted.
Legend
That’s about twice every minute
Wooow thx
@@user-fh3gr4jt2q more than
o7 thank you for your service
You made me laugh from the falling on the floor in the beginning to the end 😭🤣✋ you are awsome and I love your videos!
"My cholesterol is rising"
" *That's a number you want up* "
I CANT BRO 💀
"Get out of my kitchen"
He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.
ranboos kitchen now
with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his
Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises
The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha
*Colonisation be like*
JUST CAME BACK HERE TO SAY THAT MY TEACHER TOLD MY CLASS THAT EACH STUDENT WILL MAKE A POSTER WITH THEIR FAVOURITE QUOTES AND FACTS ABOUT US. I ADDED "2 TIMES THE CHEESE, 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!" TO MY POSTER AND I'M PROUD.
Heh nice Micha :) my favorite Ranboo quote is “if the crown fits, wear it” 👑
9:40
Ranboo: 2 times the cheese
2times the disease
WOO
Ah yes, the three stages of the universe:
American
*American*
‘Merican.
My teacher says it like that- he isn’t even trying at this point mate
Yes.
Then you have MURICA FUCK YE
Merica
𝙻𝚘𝚕
ranboo talking about how he shouldn’t have put his hand on the grill: *puts hand back on the grill*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
That's pretty epic bruh
Not gonna lie i was screaming blacktop at the screen when he was trying to label the parts of the grill
@@jckitkat4499 I could've sworn it was a skillet
agree
im super scared of thuderstorms/ storms in general. thank you so much for these videos as a distraction.
"this is america, ya know what your getting? K E T C H U P"
ranboo looks like a person who just found out that he needed to tell the presentation, and has no idea what's the presentation about, but somehow he still managed to be confident
fact
500 likes??
Lol
very true
Woah
Y’all Gordon Ramsay could NEVER win against this guy
True
I cried when he didn’t mop up that beef fat with the buns
0/10 not American enough
PERIODT
True😣🖐️
Ikr 😩👌
“I really hope this is cooked cuz if it’s not then my friend will die” -Ranboo 🤣
Bro why is this soo accurate
And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT
“American food doesn’t have to be smart”
The *shade*
But it’s true
He's right though, it often isn't
As an American myself, I agree.
“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease” LMFAO NOW THATS A QUOTE
XD
IT GOT ME WHEN HE DID THE LIL DANCY DANCE AFTER 😭
IKR
When i read it ranboo literally said it-
That’s going in the quote book!
Ranboo: That looks burnt
Carrys on cooking it
Ranboo- oh that was not a good idea to put my hand on the grill
Also ranboo- proceads to do it again and again
“Probably shouldn’t have put my full hand on the grill that was not a smart idea” *says while his full hand is on grill*
Ikr
Lol
Multiple times lmao
LMaO 😂
Lol
Ikr LOLLL
"I have blood, that's for sure"
Sounds like something someone with no blood would say, that's mighty s u s of you sir
"I have bones
This is my brain bone"
"i shouldn't have pit my full hand on that, that was... Not a good idea-"
*Continues to put full hand on the pan*
I can't stop watching your videos🤣 and the amount of times I laugh at each video is just... Just too much... 💀🤣
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease.”
“We have to prep the buns alright because it’s not a truly American thing unless the buns are toasted, I mean, have you seen the beaches?!… BeCaUsE TaNnInG”
- Ranboo 2021
@AP1063 0
ysvvbj
So true
"American food isn't necessarily the food itself, but it's how you create it and how just absolutely trashy it can get."
-Ranboo, July 16, 2021.
Well he’s not wrong😆
It’s about the 👌👌vibes👌👌
can confirm as an american
Isn't it the 17th tho-?
“America food essentially isn’t food
It’s plastic with flavour”