Ranboo:"And we also have a-" *proceeds to slap the grill* Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill" *Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*
The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it. Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh
*Ranboo “so you see the green light just came on which means I probably shouldn’t have put the burger in until the green light came on, but I don’t wait for things to tell me that it’s “safe” or “ok” to do because I’m American”*
Best Ranboo cooking lines: - Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul* - This is America. We use ketchup. - I really want to add the cinnamon roll -Two times the cheese, two times the disease
They should make a cooking show called: *Does He Know What He’s Doing?* And the first line should always be: *no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*
Before: 112 likes **refresh** *289 likes* Now 419 likes .. 562 likes 632 likes ok it’s still going but I don’t think I will be able to keep track of how much likes this is gaining sheesh
my ass keeps coming back to this because i discovered Ranboo about 4 or 3 years ago and yet they're the funniest fucking person I've ever seen. Keep making videos, they're awesome!!
I don't know, having a 6'7" American man with every facial feature hidden behind a mask and sunglasses aim a nerf gun at me while yelling and cooking a hamburger poorly would be more scary
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease.” “We have to prep the buns alright because it’s not a truly American thing unless the buns are toasted, I mean, have you seen the beaches?!… BeCaUsE TaNnInG” - Ranboo 2021
Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill" *Slowly removed hand Me:" WTF "
oh no not uncut burger buns omg and proper cheese and not processed junk i can't believe this wait no and no guns to people with a room temperature iq how will i survive
ranboo looks like a person who just found out that he needed to tell the presentation, and has no idea what's the presentation about, but somehow he still managed to be confident
i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american
![Blox Fruits Dragon Rework Update [Full Stream]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqDAp8udhm0/mqdefault.jpg)
“That still looks like it has plastic on it”
That means it’s good American cheese
It’s better if it is made of plastic
@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American
I-
True authentic American cheese
I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.
“So my friend won’t die”
2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murcia
Ikr😂😂
ranboo moment
"isn't this absolutely terrib- I'm so glad I'm not gonna eat this oh TUBBO!"
lol
ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own”
also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself*
the scissors: am i THAT bad
Imagine the knifes feelings
The knife hurts the body but the spatula hurts the soul
I was a comment about that
“I can feel my cholesterol rising”
*that’s how you know it’s certified American food*
exactly
Ranboo: **Brings out gun**
Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"
Yep
It's never american if it don't had gun
Or school
thats true-
if there were no guns in america would it still be america >_>?
So we have:
“GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY”
“GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE”
and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”
Harry Styles?🤣🤣
That man now owns the house- ._.
At this point it’s just “GET OUT”
Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”
@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.
Ranboo:"And we also have a-"
*proceeds to slap the grill*
Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill"
*Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*
“I can already feel my cholesterol rising”
Yep this is definitely American food
Ranboo:"You know your country"
Tubbo:"Yes"
Ranboo: "it sucks"
Tubbo: "oh"
LMFOA
What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁
I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~
It’s all fun and games until Ranboo deep fries a Twinkie and sells it to the local Starbucks under the alias of Florida Man
I understood and didn't understand that at the same time
Why do I see you one almost every video?!
HOLY SHIT YOUVE FIGURED IT OUT,,, COULD THE REASON RANBOO IS SO POWERFUL BE BECAUSE HE IS ALSO FLORIDA MAN
What does this even mean?
Ah like the deep fried Mars Bars we sell in chippies in Scotland
Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the-
Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*
those phases made no sense but also made sense at the same time
So its American?
The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it.
Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh
that's called being american
pee pee in the maccy chee chee
only americans can understand
“I probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill.”
He says, putting his whole hand on the grill again
Yeeeeeeeeeeah
🎶he’s just a bit of a fixer upper🎶
I literally just went into the comments to say that, but like yeah
@@penguinprincess8056🎶 he's got a couple of flaws🎶
*smacks hand on grill*
Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.”
**proceeds to smack grill again**
i was say something abt that-
ranboo moment
He just kept his hand one it.
@Gabs he did it more than twise
Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!”
Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!”
Me: “god help me”
Me every time be like:
This is any and every Ranboo video.
@@Spinginging yep-
@@Idk_lol.5 LMAO
Dude picked up a hot dog straight off the grill.
He really said: “I feel no pain”
The Americans had 200 years of evolution they don’t feel heat they have grilled to much
@@caspertheghost3803 we have power you cant even imagine
@@caspertheghost3803 Africans: 😏
(i’m african please spare me)
My dad does the same thing. He’s like it’s a waste of dishes lol
he probably has a grill that doesn't conduct heat onto skin, yet does onto food. They exist (google it), Or maybe not.
Ranboo: Posts after 4 months
Society: *Everybody liked that*
@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point
"You know your country?"
"..yeah?"
"IT SUCKS"
- RanbooLive, 2021
Finally found the comment
he just reenacted the American revolution
@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋
@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)
@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞
*Ranboo “so you see the green light just came on which means I probably shouldn’t have put the burger in until the green light came on, but I don’t wait for things to tell me that it’s “safe” or “ok” to do because I’m American”*
“how is it”
“it tastes like a lot of calories”
*”good”*
Just like American food is supposed to
sheeeesh 🦭
Wow... Poor burger
Thats American food for you.
Accurate
“I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old
My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50
@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then
LMAO
except Ranboo's shirt has corgis on it
Good at being tall, good at being a chef, good at being a plushy.. bUiLt DiFfErEnT
Fiizy?
yes
Fax
Hi fiizy
Built long
“I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter
"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease"
-ranboo trying to kill a friend
Facts
THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH
578 likes O_o
“We’re just going to leave it up to God, like most things in America these days”
😮 SKETCH!
"Where's the seasoning?"
"Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."
Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs...
I'm not American but yeah
me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀
and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_
Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country
As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country
“Am I breaking any laws by doing this?”
And that I by say, yes.
Best Ranboo cooking lines:
- Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul*
- This is America. We use ketchup.
- I really want to add the cinnamon roll
-Two times the cheese, two times the disease
Yes 🧠
Yesh haha lol
Don’t forget:
“I really want to add the bag of spaghetti… no”
or the classic:
**slap** **slap** P A N
*smacks grill*
“I probably shouldn’t have smacked the grill” (something like that)
*proceeds to put hand on grill again*
I did this too just before you 😃
The way tubbo got scared when ranboo was telling him that his country sucks
I KNOWW, Tubbos little "AH!" Was so cute :D
i was your 1000 like
Time stamp?
@@ocparadise5464 watch the video lol
SUKS SUCKS SUCK OH
Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns
"Two times the cheese, two times the disease."
- Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)
lol 😂
Woo
such an inspirational quote :')
Y E S
_WOO!_
“We’re making American food.”
*just makes hot dogs and hamburgers*
That sounds about right
Totally yep totally
Me: 👍🤤👍
My siblings: 🚪🏃🏃🏃🏃♀️
My mom: 👀
Step dad: 😂👏
He forgot to deep fry it
@@StormCloudLuvid what am I looking at
Germany: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
Ranboo before: i want to make a cake that can kill god!
Ranboo in this episode: *I've became a god apologist.*
They should make a cooking show called:
*Does He Know What He’s Doing?*
And the first line should always be:
*no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*
lmao
"We're just gonna leave it up to god like most Americans these days"
I- that is so brutally true.
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
current subs 10053
@@ceegeetee bruh
*Most* not all.
-Atheist who thinks the “I-“ has no grammatical reasoning of being there in that sentence at all
“Now let’s get our taste tester.”
“TUBBO!”
*“What the [****] is going on?”*
😂
Lol
timemark pleaseee :)
@@clopaz1940 5:05
Bad language
i like how he talks with his hands
first comment at a verified person poggg
second comment at a verified person pog
wHaTs Up ChEcKmArK?
👁👄👁
Hello verified person! ;w;
Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like
Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"
I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD
“I’m so happy I’m not eating this. OH TUBBOO”
*top 10 moments before disaster*
ranboo talking about how he shouldn’t have put his hand on the grill: *puts hand back on the grill*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
That's pretty epic bruh
Not gonna lie i was screaming blacktop at the screen when he was trying to label the parts of the grill
@@jckitkat4499 I could've sworn it was a skillet
agree
Alternate title: Ranboo’s third attempt at killing/disappointing God by making weird food.
By “baking” weird food 😭✌️
So true
True-
Disappointing God with Ranboo! 3rd edition, *American*
Food that can kill God: American edition
8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula
Ranboo: Hamburger is an American food
Germany: *"I guess i'll just die"*
The city of Hamburg doesn’t exist
@@ninlog sus
@@Zanitat mogus
@@anuragneelam8527 amogus
@@ninlog I didn't even consider that could have been sarcasm and was baffled
“HEY”
“AAH!”
“You know your country?”
“Yeah..?”
“It SUCKS”
-*Beeduo 2021* @5:49
ah
Before: 112 likes
**refresh**
*289 likes*
Now 419 likes
..
562 likes
632 likes
ok it’s still going but I don’t think I will be able to keep track of how much likes this is gaining sheesh
Omg
i think your comment will be popular
I live here and I agree with Ranboo.
“Two times the cheese,
Two times the disease”
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
WAIT IM GETTING A PAPER ok I wrote it down um now what?
@@ghost_shivers5276 *now summon your inner life form that has been trapped in you for so long.*
🗒🖋
@@Crinlask *accidental summons Satan* uh help?
@@ghost_shivers5276 summons a cheese burger 🙂➡️🍔😅
my ass keeps coming back to this because i discovered Ranboo about 4 or 3 years ago and yet they're the funniest fucking person I've ever seen. Keep making videos, they're awesome!!
''I shouldn't have put my hand on the grill''
_proceeds to place his hand to the grill again_
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHA
@@lolbit_lm3082 ha
@@lolbit_lm3082
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
okay im done😁.
Haha so funny
Ranboo: "Except my shirt has corgis on it."
Me: " I like this man even more..."
Yeees i love corgis
Yes! 100th like:)
Heck yess
100% I thought he said Orbeez until I saw this comment, and now this makes a lot more sense
Aphmau needs here
"Where's the seasoning"
"This is America, here's KETCHUP"
LMAO
Facts tho
That's the white people- Black people fr fr use hot sauce and barbecue if we use a sauce. We use it even if we have seasoning on our food of course.
@@baldsatoru5231 I’m white and use excessive sauces and seasoning :(. Am I a disappointment or am I special?
Who needs seasoning we got KETCHUP
@@baldsatoru5231 I am white and I use the same things lol
13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where*
Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT!
and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol
I don't know, having a 6'7" American man with every facial feature hidden behind a mask and sunglasses aim a nerf gun at me while yelling and cooking a hamburger poorly would be more scary
Nobody-
Ranboo- “I’m dressed like someone in their mid fifties who has completely given up on life.”
No,no,no,no.... There are corgis
UwU
but it has corgis on it
@@Katiescones 33 secs ago
The divorced dad look
“just leave it up to god… like most things in america these days” BEST LINE BAHAHAAH
“Probably shouldn’t have put my full hand on the grill that was not a smart idea” *says while his full hand is on grill*
Ikr
Lol
Multiple times lmao
LMaO 😂
Lol
Ikr LOLLL
Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease.”
“We have to prep the buns alright because it’s not a truly American thing unless the buns are toasted, I mean, have you seen the beaches?!… BeCaUsE TaNnInG”
- Ranboo 2021
@AP1063 0
ysvvbj
So true
Steps to making a ranboo vid:
-sarcasm
-extreme hand gesturing
-hair comb every 3 seconds
-dad jokes
You forgot the dad jokes 😔😔
You gotta love that hair comb
@@Avaiguess ah yes lemma add
Yis
I just spent about 20 minutes looking for this comment for absolutely no reason :D
Woo!
Normal person: Hey, you cant just have a gun outside. Someone can get hurt!
Ranboo: Its okay, Im American.
@George Washington but it's 2021 so...
@George Washington OML YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT’S LIKE KEEP MAKING THESE JOKES PLEASE
Yes so true
@George Washington but he’s not
“i can feel my cholesterol rising”
“ *that’s a number you want up* “
“i should not have put my whole hand on the grill” *puts whole hand on grill again
And like 4 times
"the kitchen is really small"
"no,he's just *big* "
Both
Facts
both actually 😭
SO TRUEEE
He’s just tall
“I really hope
This is cooked
Cos if it’s not
My friend with *die* ”
Such a motivational jingle
I'd pay for that line to become a full song
Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill
Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill
Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill"
*Slowly removed hand
Me:" WTF "
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease- WOO”
I will forever live by this
IM CRYING CAUSE IM FROM WISCONSIN AND WERE JUST KNOWN FOR CHEESE LMFAOOO
@@marymoran994 LMAO-
“American food doesn’t have to be smart”
The *shade*
But it’s true
He's right though, it often isn't
As an American myself, I agree.
Ranboo: You know your country?
Tubbo: Yea?
Ranboo: It sucks
I died rip me
Lol
I'll call a necromancer
Good old american food is all ranboo likes to cook 🍕
Call an ambulance.
@George Washington stfu Washington
I have decided. Ranboo is my spirit animal.
Ah yes the motto of every American "chef"
"That's cooked enough :)"
"It tastes like a lot of calories."
*Yup, that's America in a nutshell*
All 7 billion people: "One apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
That one guy called Ranboo/b: "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease WHOO"
Lol
Doctor a day keeps the apple away
it's the WHOO for me /pos
WHOO
Me at 3 am finding the cheese in the fridge XD
Ranboo has the best quotes in history tbh.
Bro why is this soo accurate
And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT
Everyone else: Where is the seasoning?
Ranboo: *Laughs in American*
✨ Ketchup ✨ or if you are in the East of America then ✨ Mustard ✨
I’m American and literally just take the hotdog out of the pack and microwave it throw some ketchup and mustard on and boom my dinner
This is incredibly relatable
As an American I love spices on my food
@@REVLZM no
-shoots gun-
"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN"
spoken like a true american.
harry styles = ranboo CONFIRMED ?????
GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY sorry- just reminded me of that-
@@m1rr0rr hello my harry styles fansss
"you know your country"
"Yeah?"
"It sucks"
"Oh-"
Im going to die 😭✋
I just love that, and im used to the pre-cut buns, so I feel him
Lol
I didn't realise buns were precut anywhere
oh no not uncut burger buns omg and proper cheese and not processed junk i can't believe this wait no and no guns to people with a room temperature iq how will i survive
@@WinstonChurchill208 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✋
“Sometimes in life things look burnt. Ya know what I say? Cook it more, babeyy!” -Ranboo, 2021
“God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.
Fr tho
not he wont, he *cant*
Ye
Lmao
+ destroyed his grave with dogburger
“So now it’s time for phase three”
*literally shoots us*
Well, this is definitely American…
bahhahahahahahahahqa
I'm kinda sad that he didn't deep fry anything
only missed the depp frying of something
@@lucatan6985 I legit thought Phase 3 was just gonna be deep frying the entire burger after putting it in instant batter
“2x the cheese”
“2x the disease”
Literally died on that one lmao
I hadn’t watched that part in the video yet and I screamed ‘THE CHEESE THE CHEESE THE DISEASE THE DISEASE’ 💃
Lmao
Holy shit why so many like tysm
Likes*
have we met before LemOnGrease?
8:01 “I slap my weenie on the… grill”
I haven’t found a single person to talk about that and it’s killing me 😂
"Get out of my kitchen"
He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.
ranboos kitchen now
with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his
Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises
The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha
*Colonisation be like*
“I should not have put my full hand on the top of the grill”
_he says as he does it again_
Haha
This is funny
“It’s moving on its own”
**flashbacks to the spatula incident**
WHEN WAS THE SPATULA INCIDENT???
@@sickcicada6693 the spatula incident happened during ranboo’s “Cooking Simulator” stream
*“And here we have the possessed spatula in it's natural habitat!!”*
Just in case anyone wanted to see this
Ranboo: HEY!!
Tubbo: AH!!
Ranboo: You know your country?
Tubbo: ....yeah?
Ranboo: it SUCKS!!
Tubbo: oh...
“Breaking god’s laws” but Ranboo you killed god with a cake remember? You can break their laws!
I was thinking the same actually XD
ranboo looks like a person who just found out that he needed to tell the presentation, and has no idea what's the presentation about, but somehow he still managed to be confident
fact
500 likes??
Lol
very true
Woah
"America, it is certainly a place"
Words we should all live by.
yes.
Yea
yes
Yes
Yep
5:37 -ranboo “th- th- the buns don’t come pre cu- cut?!? hang on… HEY YOU KNOW YOUR COUNTRY tubbo- YeA ranboo- IT SUCKS 🤣
“Did y’all see that?”
Spoken like a true American
I hate you
I'm the 69th like
Couldn’t have said it better
@@Callmeperson. Another true American
@@Callmeperson. hi biz|-|
In my university we call the American diet “SAD” (stands for Standard American Diet) lol
@StrangeBeing521 …eh true
Not me that thought your sad😓
Sad diet
Omg I need to use thissss it’s perfect lmao
Fair enough haha
"Flat boi"
and this is my comfort streamer i have no regrets.
Me eather
Yup
same
Same no regrets
Same
9:40 ''2 times the cheese 2 times the disease woo''
Wow Ranboo you are good at being a YouTooz and a chef and being a YouTooz
hello harvey tapl
:O
Tapl
ranboo supremacy am i right
Hello TapL
“there is no seasoning, just ketchup” NO CAUSE HES NOT WRONG
yes.
MAYO
@@miskinfamily3089 yes
WHAT ABOUT MAYO THAT SHIT LOOKED SO DRY WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES IR CHOOPED ONIONS ANYTHING
@@ddilfgetterfr Excuse me? Many people like mayonnaise, and here you go insulting it? That fucked up, man..
*slams hand on counter*
*plays ranboo saying in the phase theee most American voice you can hear* 𝔸𝕄𝔼ℝ𝕀ℂ𝔸ℕ
No, 𝓐𝓜𝓔𝓡𝓘𝓒𝓐𝓝
Only real Americans can say it correctly
1:45 a little before he says it
1:47 just before he says it
2:27 "That wasn't the smartest thing to do. I shouldnt have put my full hand on the grill" *As he does it again.*
"I can already feel my cholesterol rising"
Good. That's the *point.*
he's like a power ranger. no face expressions so he expresses himself by moving his arms and body WAY to much.
How do we know he's not a power ranger
@@tachyontwo we don’t
@@tachyontwo have you ever seen a power ranger and Ranboo in the same room? exactly
@@tachyontwo have you ever seen ranjiggler and a power ranger in the same room
@@cheerio7179 nono he's definitely a power ranger
Tubbo: I can feel my cholesterol rising
Me: That's America for you
i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american
Literally "Welcome to America"
Ranboo:TUBBO
(Tubbo appears out of nowhere)
Ranboo slowely turns towards him
Ranboo: for you 😊