Ranboo bakes a cake (1 MILLION Subscriber special)
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- Опубликовано: 25 фев 2021
- YOUTOOZ!: youtooz.com/products/ranboo
Today in celebration i decided to bake an ENTIRE CAKE!
It went terribly, but it was fun.
I am LIVE on
/ ranboolive
I say dumb things
/ ranboosaysstuff
MERCH!:
streamlabs.com/ranboolive/mer...
DISCORD?!?!?!?!?!:
/ discord
Have an awesome day! 
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A enderman holds water, talks about witchcraft, wants to kill god, and talks abouts the sixteen hundreds. Weird, very weird
What's weird about that?
@@natecuzynot have you never played minecraft or realised that ranboo is younger than 400 years old?
@@theultimatebob9521 i mean how do you know ranboo isn't 400 years old?
Sorry, but wait, I HAVE VERY MUCH LIKES
Now i can get monetized
I feel like Ranboo the entire time could be summed up as:
"Yes, but actually no."
He kept saying things and then immediately going against what he said.
Why is this true? 😂😂
ran vs boo
yeah that's true. wait a minute, no it's not i just saw it!
@can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video none.
After almost 3 year's this is still by far my favorite ranboo video
same its 2023 and this is one of my favorite
Not even embarrassed to admit- SAME. ITS TOO FUNNY 😭
For real
dw man part 2s coming out 2024
Same
if you would have told me 2 years ago that this man created generation loss, one of the biggest horror streaming event ever and had amazing acting and even orchestrated a beautiful death scene i just. Wouldn't believe you this is not the same man
Tbh me neither
WAIT HE DID WHAT NOW!!!!!?????? 🫢😶😧😮😬🫢😶😧😮😬🫢😶😧😮😬🫢😶😧😮😬🫨🫨🫨🫨
"Because I'm a little goblin" he said, standing at the short height of 6 feet & 6 inches.
PLS
Ranboo is just a very tall little goblin with little goblin being his species. Dont height shame the man the other little goblins always picked on his height since they prided themselves in being smaller than everyone because they had some weird obsessions
he emits “small goblin” vibes, but the vibes are a L I E
@@beywheelzhater8930 oh, i- i'm so sorry, I was not aware of that tragic story. f in the chat 😥
@@nebula541 F
"somebody moved my M&M's and now I'm going to start KILLING" Thats the most relatable sentence to ever exist
now I will start arson
*william Afton tune starts playing*
@@imhidingvoldiesnose9541 It's been so long
No, no, people stealing popular Minecraft RUclipsrs' profile pictures is the most relatable thing to ever exist. And you should know, Arson.
@@bulgarianiraqimapping actually yes that’s very true
RANBOO BAKES A CAKE TWO COMES OUT TODAY 2 YEARS LATER
who else came here right after watching ranboo bakes a cake 2
Yeahhh
Me lol
Not me I'm just obsessed with this video
"Have not one, not two, not three."
"...."
"We have three cans of frosting."
I read this as soon as he said that...
*Coinsidence..? I THINK NOT.*
Lol
I know lmao
Hmmmm
Ranboo:
"Not one, not two, not three-"
*Looks back where the frosting was*
"We have three."
Holy crap your pfp is incredible
Hannah Banana yes it is
22 minutes and 208 likes
your profile pic is genuinely better then mine and i thought mine was perfect lmao
@@riley659 y e s
"it's half icing, half cake, and full abomination." this sentence perfectly describes humanity. how? i have no clue
Amen, I’m only picturing how funny it would be for someone to quote him where I would be like: “It’s half icing, half cake, and full abomination.”
-Ranboo 2020
“The next video is coming out next year. Just kidding.”
So uh…
"A million people decided to press the same button, so now I’m making a cake that can kill god.”
why is that sentence so powerful tho
Frr tho
Powerful???
“i’m a little goblin”
is literally 6’6
true
Yeeee
ranboo gets to be a goblin if he wants to
@Yeisha Gacha i am 4,11
@@goodbiss4026 i m 5 ' 6
Anyone else re watching this after the part two that just came out?
Yep
YESSSS
I am
Yessir
The fact he has a calm voice the whole video
Ranboo: "I'm a little goblin"
Also Ranboo: *is 6'6*
That part was my fav - honestly me
THATS WHAT I SAID
Im the tallest in my friend group and also refer to myself as a little goblin, a man can dream
@@lifenolonger AYEEEE
@@Crash_- Mans write a whole paragraph, anyways that sure is an interesting situation
"not one"
"not two"
"not three"
"..."
"we have three cans of frosting"
counting with ranboo be like:
maybe the mods were right when they mediashared the addition videos
Pikachu
Rewatching this, preparing myself for Ranboo Bakes a Cake 2
Who else is here rewatching to watch how much Ranboo grew 🥹
"We have not ONE, not TWO, not THREE...."
* realize that there is only 3 *
"We have three "
One of my favorite parts
snapking
y are u just quoting him?
@@jonesyfish7517 they’re quoting what they liked, this is a comment section bro 🤨
yes i also watched the video
"There is not one bad thing that is a powder......there is one bad thing that is a powder"
🤣
Lmao
Finally I saw a video that was posted within the last hour
Drugs
Dirt
Drugs
..dried dog poo thats been blended to dust.
God damn. Over 2 years. This was the first ranboo video i watched, and now the rebrand is today. I'm so fucking proud of you king. It amazes me how far you've come since this. Came out (twice), eye revealed, got rid of the gloves, won mcc, made generation loss, and honestly theres so much more that youve done since then. We love you so much dude, and we are incredibly proud of you
Anyone else here right after ranboo bakes a cake 2
Me 🙋
As a Wise man once said: “a million people pressed the same button so now I’m making a cake that can kill god”
-Ranboo the art of baking
This comment is underrated
@@cheeserat2020 agreed
a
-Ranboo (Mr. Steady hands), the art of baking
I told my mom that he said that and she started laughing.
Imagine his parents seeing this. "Honey what is our son doing?" "I don't know but it's making mone- HOW THE HELL DID HE FIND THE M&MS?" "HE DID WHAT NOW?"
You’re assuming ranboo’s not just a half enderman half ssnjsn orphan
1/3 enderman, 1/3 human, 1/3 ghast and full abomination
im talking about the cake bc he put his heart and soul into that thing
he gave up his soul making this video
The how the hell did he find the m&ms hits different, and that all I’m saying
@@charlottestevens4184 yes
I made it 300 likes- wait someone liked nvm
Edit 1: Now it’s at 302
I'm binging all of the baking videos in preparation for tomorrow
Same
"WHERE ARE THEY who moved them who moved my children? Somebody moved my M&M's and now im going to start killing" always gets me 😂
I feel like Ranboo was at the end of making the cake was like:
"Start making it, had a mental breakdown half way into it.... von apetit!"
Well, mental breakdowns *are* kinda his brand.
@@teaartist6455 You’re not wrong.
Mood
Bon, right? Or is this a joke I don't get? Or have I been spelling it wrong for two years of French class? h e l p ;-;
@@glue6679 pretty sure it is bon
Everyone: Whisk
Ranboo: The Stir Stick
And from now on we shall call it The Stir Stick.
@@LaraGroll uh no
@@LaraGroll *Y e s*
the stir stick sounds better
i was literally repeating to myself “that’s a whisk”
It's so cool yet so strange to look back and see ranboo wearing their sunglasses
The rebrand was really cool! Ive decided to come back to watch all the old baking videos and its so cool to see how much they have grown and changed and im so excited for Ranboo baked a cake 2!!! Thank you Ranboo!!!
what I find amazing is Ranboo's family members tried hiding the m&ms in a bottom cabinet because they knew above the fridge wouldn't work with a 6'6 goblin
Trueee
6’7 now 😭😭
@@ArixCupio WHAT!? Are you joking? Bruh you better be joking rn💀
@@Liv-xq2lk nope 😭😭😭
@@ArixCupio oh god... man's is going to be taller than the Empire State Building at this rate😭
you know ranboo is losing it when he starts quoting spy kids.
WHERE TELL ME WHERE
@@Roo-tabaga 4:57 :]
THAT WAS A SPY KIDS REFERENCE?!?
Yup, from the second Spy Kids movie lol
THATS SPY KIDS!?
Just came back from the ranbrand stream a while ago and I only wanted to say that I’m so proud from how much they’ve changed and grown, happy for you ran!
Rewatching this after the new one :)
Ranboo: "starts recording"
Camera: Aight imma head out
Audio: Aight imma head out
Microphone: Aight imma head out
*camera left the game*
*audio left the game*
*microphone left the game*
@@taylorcapone2908 Ranboo has died trying to escape Ranboo
Yes
“Not one”
“Not two”
“Not three”
*small wait* “THREE CANS OF FROSTING”
Lmao
My friends call me small and I got severely confused because of that
@@Anonymous-kt7udme
Ranboo: Witchcraft is probably everywhere, u know what, thats alright as long as they help us make tastier cakes
Also Ranboo: This is not supposed to be a good cake, this is supposed to be a cake that can kill GOD
I'm currently baking a cake, and decided to follow this video for instructions- I DOESN'T LOOK POISONOUS, DW! Just remember to ADD the eggs...
Edit: It was great- THANKS RANBOO, FOR YOUR AMAZING TUTORIAL! /hj
remember this
OKAY BUT HIS VOICE THO- EVERYTHING HE SAYS JUST SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING
Your profile picture concerns me
@@bananabro1010 *g o o d*
@@kibblesnackz uhhhhhhhhh
Your PFP is what I fortunately don’t have because I do not like extra weight on my chest, plus I’m genderfluid so I prefer the freedom to be able to look like a boy or a they/them without needing to bind
@@tsutomumybeloved7411 I'm Nonbinary
“we have not one, not two, not three...”
“three tubs of frosting”
*CONFUSED NOISES*
I have decide I want my arteries to just become... _i c i n g !_
Ik!!!!!😂🤷🤦♂️
3.2 tubs
@@harryhc7869 what? *COMFUSED NOISES*
@@mayaglaser5990 CONFUSED NOISES learn to spell
Two years and this is still funny
Ah my favorite line 2:51 me and my friends say this line and a ton other lines from ranboo and we instantly know. 😂
"this is supposed to be a cake that can kill god"
technoblade: *nervous sweating*
Poor techno
What about dreamXD?
@@theblinkingbrownie4654 and foolish
“There is not one bad thing that is a powder, ever.” ......
“There is one bad thing”
powdered snow, gotta hate it >:(
well i mean if you count -
cocaine...
Sniffy dust
C O C A I N A
"im a little goblin" smiles in 6'6
i love the part where he goes like" not 1, not 2 ,not 3... WE have 3 icings". The most funniest thing i have ever heard in this video. LITERALLY
“Because I’m a little goblin.” Ranboo, that is an understatement, you are huge monster, you flipping 6’6” enderboy.
One can mentally be a little goblin while being a literal giant
he is a little goblin in the enderman body. never asked to be a tree poor guy
@VICTORIA HERNANDEZ MADRIGAL I'M SORRY WHAT
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY , HE DOESNT LOOK 6'6 LIKE IS THE DOOR JUST EXTRA LOG BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM LOOK 6'
*i though the 6’6 thing was a joke*
“Is this a good idea?” “Probably not.”
“Do I care?” “No.”
Me, when I eat 3 slices of cake and 2 scoops of ice-cream:
Also, 69 likes, ayyyyyy.
Hotel? Trivago
@@kingmalachi1212 Me? Questioning life
@@kingmalachi1212 Me? Trying to keep my sanity.
"Y'know, don't run with scissors, except when ya do-"
-Ranboo
yes my favorite cooking chanel
"Not one"
"Not two"
"Not three'
"..."
"We have 3 cans of frosting"
his counting skills is immeasurable.
Yes they are
lol
He got mathematic
thats me when i talk about my friends
mans spitting out math equations
“We have our cake here, it looks, um-“
“-diseased.”
I was just scrolling through the comments for watching and I find THIS this and then automatically I'm at that part... What is my life???
"to say the least"
Dude i lost it there
Dude!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 IKR!!!
Btw nice profile pic
Part two comes out TODAYYYYYYY
Ranboo is the type of guy that when the teacher gives him homework and says name the shapes he will REALLY name them actual names instead of their correct names.
"I need to stop playing Minecraft"
Everyone: NO
FR
Bruh fr 😂
What is fr?
@@shimaduu for real :)
Bro I JUST FOUND SOMETHING... If you go to the youtooz link ( in the desc. ) , Just scroll to the bottom and read the last line lmao ... Its about Ranboo and it contains the word ( LMANBURG )
“Somebody moved my M&Ms and now I’m going to start killing”
- Ranboo, 2021
2021*
its 2021 my guy
@@shuiovini lmao ikr
Thank you for correcting me about the year, but I still feel like I’m in 2020
i would say the same thing, but with my favorite candy/food. xD
How many people came here after watching part 2?
This ranboo guy is so cool, I sure do hope he doesn't get his head smashed in a black box in front of thousands of viewers soon 🥰🥰
My friend: Hey do you know Ranboo
Me: Ranboo? Who’s that I only know....Mr StEaDy hAnDs
.....
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA YEEEESSSS
"I need to stop playing Minecraft"
That hit harder than Mexican Dream.
69 likes noice
Nothing will ever hit harder than Mexican Dream.
Wha-
Lmaoo
Wot
“Some one moved my M&Ms! Now I’m going to start killing”
😂
Almost 3 years ago, and this video has 1 million likes. You go, King👌
"WHERE ARE THEY"
"Who moved them"
"Who moved my children"
"Somebody moved"
"My M&Ms"
"And now im going to start"
*"KILLING"*
-Ranboo 2021-02-26
"I'm will find them." That line could be applied to candy like he intended it to. Or to his roomates.
I have my death note with me. just tell me the names.
Something a wise man once said
haha 696 likes
@@voidastro4873 either way it works
America be like: “fun fact, OIL”
Lmaoo
It's free real estate
_now subscribe to ranboo_
@@LavenBisc I aMmM
"We have our tools like this..um....*Silence" -Ranboo
When I first watched this when it came out, I had only just started watching ranboo so I didn't know much about him and I also didn't know how old he was. I think because of his voice and how tall he is and the fact that we can't see his face, I just assumed he was in his twenties. So I was genuenly shocked when I realized how young ranboo actually is 😂
Ranboo:
“Not one, Not two, Not three-“
*Realizes there is only 3*
“We have three-“
@Jonathan Martin yea i was expecting like 10-20 reply’s
Nobody:
Me When I’m Tired: “We have not one, not two not three... We have three”
@Jonathan Martin this comment stays in 4 but 600 likes
If someone ask how many braincells I have:
Cake
Drugs: *exist*
Ranboo: “there’s has not been a single bad thing that is a powder.”
*oh wait-*
Ground powder can make tnt
Resulting in a r s o n
idk why but i was thinking of asbestos.
@@Version_Object thanks for the tip
I was thinking of rat poison lol
@@mayabarkley7510 lol
"Is this a good idea? Probably not. Do I care? No." - the subtext in literally everything Ranboo does
“Someone moved my candy and now I will start killing” … me and my anger issues
"There isn't a single bad thing that isn't a powder."
Me: **flashbacks to Mexican Dream**
🤣🤣
I came across this right when watching this part
my discord is mexican dream
"there isn't a single bad thing that is a powder."
Me: *flashbacks to my friends trying to snort pixie stix powder*
*"You want some happy powder, man?"*
One of the funniest things about Ranboo is that his voice is so expressive that he does not really need facial expressions.
YES
Yeah hahahaha
So true
99 likes pls don't ruin it
Fr ( 100th like)
I shall forever call a whisk a stir stick/stirry boy
also that powder joke twas funny
"WHere are they, who moved them, who moved my children. Somebody moved my m&ms and now im going to start KILLING"
yes, very relatable. you move my snacks and you die
also "Is this a good idea, probly not. Do i care, no" is my motto for life now
lol. "not one, not two, not three..... we have three things of iceing"
He's played too mych minecraft to the point he doesn't know what a whisk is
The stir stick
I dub thee the stir stick!
*proceeds to call it stirry boi*
the entire time i was shouting "WHISK" at the screen. Like i paused it and shouted for a good 2 minutes
So true
Yes
Am I the only one that liked when he said “Don’t run with scissors... except when you do” idk why I liked that so much but I did
ye lol
I literally was just checking if I was the only one and uber the first comment I see... scarily convenient
@@Jack-xj9ux ME TOO!😂
Nah I liked when he said it will kill god
😆
"ya know dont run with scissors except for when you do" had me dying
Ranboo is the type of character who is cool but socially isolates himself even though he’s cool
I'm the type of character who is socially isolated because I'm not cool ;D
Ranboo is just so cool and epic that he must isolate himself in fear of other people trying to overtake his coolness
what '-'
He isolates himself because he’s too cool for society
I'm a witch I clicked the like button on this comment it became 1.1k
Are we not going to talk about how Ranboo’s family had to actually hide the m’m’s from him?
Who wouldnt
You mean m&m's right
they tried to prevent something but it didnt work
Ranboo is secretly Wilbur 👁👄👁
I love this video sm
Probably also cause it came out on my birthday-
DUDE I STILL WATCH THIS AND IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY DUDE I LOVE IT
"We have one,
not two,
not THREE,"
**pause**
"We have THREE cans of frosting!"
This man is comedy gold
The maddest lad
I almost wanted him to pretend to grab an imaginary can of icing like he was on autopilot and say "not four" then continue like nothing happened
@@fyre_hazaard6083 PLEASE
Yes-
@@wilburfoot dear god i didnt see your pfp before
RANBOO WE NEED THE CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD 2.0, IT DIDNT WORK
Ranboo’s secretly a world class chef. He is Gordon Ramsey in disguise
But nice
Honestly you're probably right
If he doesn’t know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich then he is Gordon Ramsay
amen
Yes
Ranboo: There is not a single powder that is bad
Me: coca-
I L O V E the "field of hopes and dreams" in the background. it fits perfectly
Me an actual chef: "Did he just quote Spy kids when he said 'God stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he has created' ?"
i recognised it from that one tumblr post
wait im p sure it was in a tumblr post? idk
@@chaosinthekitchen3351 Nope it's from Spy kids: the island of lost dreams
@@sweetscheme and you just know the exact movie it came from like your some spy kids connoisseur
@@drake.2639 I am a connoisseur of many references
“I’m a _little_ goblin!”
How tall are the people in your house if your are _little_ Mr. 6’6 enderboi?
5 minutes and first like
That is a good point, maybe they average 7ft??
This reminds me of the "IM A WIDDLE GOBLIN" animation
Loool legitimatly, Ranboo has said his other family members are only average height and he was just the toll boi exception
yes.
"There are no bad things that are a powder!" *Awkward pause* "Ok there is one bad thing that is a powd-"
This is so chaotic and I am here for it
No One :
Ranboo : being a little gremlin when people hide M&M from him.
Haha.. Sameeee
Im not aloud to eat anything past 2pm (unless its dinner) because of my addiction to sour candies and chocolates.. I'm not okay.
A gremlin 6'7 tall is just a monster
That’s cool and all, BUT YOU DIDNT TAKE A BITE. TAKE A BITE RANBOO. TAKE A BITE.
he said its a cake to kill god so if he ate it he will die bc he's not a god or is he plot twist OF A LIFE TIME OMG
He will die if he eats it. He is god.
It's better if he doesn't eat so he can survive to taste something even worse he will probably create. =)
The Cake is for God, not for Ranboo
yes! take a bite by getting your mask off and reveling your mouth and nose!!! bottom part of face reveal???
Gordon Ramsay Should hire him as a professional cheff
PART 2 IS CONFIRMED, ITS TAKING PLACE TOMORROW BE HYPED
“Don’t run with scissors unless you do.”-Ranboo
"Except for when they don't"
2nd lol
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Ranboo: A small spoon, a medium spoon, and a biG spoon
And you can’t forget the stirring stick
@@IRegertThisSoMuch or the spatulas, this things, bowls, and the thing that he threw
Ranboo: "I completely forgot to preheat the oven"
Me: you and i are gonna get along
Ranboo: theres nothing bad in in bags
Me: ok cocain is good then
"but because im a little goblin"
*Is literally the tallest member in the Dream SMP*
Wilbur soot?!?!?
@Gabby Your local Oreo ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wilbur
@@thesushilover1608 Wilbur is 6’5 and this hell of an enderman is 6’6
LOL WHAT