The Splatoon 3 Direct In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024

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  • @lanielazer5449
    @lanielazer5449 2 года назад +1782

    The fact that you didn’t take the easy bait of making a Frye forehead joke 👏👏👏

    • @johnnyneutron1530
      @johnnyneutron1530 2 года назад +69

      Fivehead*

    • @red_nocturnes_ink
      @red_nocturnes_ink 2 года назад +53

      apparently thats disrespectful to the culture they were based on-

    • @copeman4306
      @copeman4306 2 года назад +5

      Oh you mean the apartments?

    • @macoud12
      @macoud12 2 года назад +46

      @@johnnyneutron1530 Pearl was 5Head. Frye has the 6Head

    • @Just_Skyla
      @Just_Skyla 2 года назад +1

      Exactly my thoughts

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 2 года назад +873

    I can’t believe how much they revealed in the direct. I could write a whole essay about it

  • @discodragon9441
    @discodragon9441 2 года назад +276

    Nintendo really just invalidated all of ninjala by adding a sword.
    I’m here for it.

    • @Ske1et0n45
      @Ske1et0n45 2 года назад +34

      fully forgot ninjala existed

    • @lyra7209
      @lyra7209 2 года назад +7

      What is Ninjala?

    • @iiokrammii693
      @iiokrammii693 2 года назад +9

      Failboat moment

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 2 года назад +3

      @@iiokrammii693 Word. I honestly feel like him and GG are the only people who gave a shit about Ninjala.

    • @vulgaryegg7358
      @vulgaryegg7358 2 года назад

      Straight up violated

  • @bloomerangplays6669
    @bloomerangplays6669 2 года назад +705

    1:25 exactly what I was thinking, if only the Splatana was twice as big as it originally is, then it'd be accurate to Seph.

    • @BlazingJ972
      @BlazingJ972 2 года назад +32

      My mind immediately went to Metal Gear Rising.

    • @Valken985
      @Valken985 2 года назад +13

      @@BlazingJ972MEMORIES BROKEN

    • @redbelmontoficial2537
      @redbelmontoficial2537 2 года назад +2

      🗡😈

    • @mkhcfire9684
      @mkhcfire9684 2 года назад +9

      We're only seeing the vanilla version of it here, there very well might be a super huge one

    • @ratlord8331
      @ratlord8331 2 года назад +5

      It looks like it's gonna be a long range version of the ink brush

  • @trulyunknowable
    @trulyunknowable 2 года назад +611

    I laughed way too hard at the three houses joke

    • @danielsantiago1598
      @danielsantiago1598 2 года назад +15

      Me too

    • @zanevineyard6596
      @zanevineyard6596 2 года назад +15

      Me too, that was really great 😂

    • @gaminggeckos4388
      @gaminggeckos4388 2 года назад +23

      Splatoon 3 (Houses)

    • @lyra7209
      @lyra7209 2 года назад +18

      I already want that to be the next Splatfest, Who’s with me!

    • @gaminggeckos4388
      @gaminggeckos4388 2 года назад +16

      @@lyra7209 Nah, it’s OBVIOUSLY gotta start off with Pokémon starters

  • @Calamibee
    @Calamibee 2 года назад +335

    I’m gonna main the splatana and name myself Sephiroth when I get good at it

    • @NonaryNathan999
      @NonaryNathan999 2 года назад +11

      Insert MGR character

    • @hackman4351
      @hackman4351 2 года назад +29

      me with splatkatana: "I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROACHING,PROVOOOKING"

    • @BunnaBean
      @BunnaBean 2 года назад +4

      i await you in battle then XD

    • @heehoo3685
      @heehoo3685 2 года назад +5

      im gonna be cloud. splatana duels are gonna be so cool

  • @MrNight78
    @MrNight78 2 года назад +586

    Splatana seems like an attack focused weapon, not inking. Like chargers.
    Did i mention i hate chargers.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 года назад +75

      As a charger main: we love you too :)

    • @sassysarssam8794
      @sassysarssam8794 2 года назад +26

      - roller main

    • @poppylilith
      @poppylilith 2 года назад +6

      :'D I needed this, thank you

    • @pokemon_trainer_isaiah
      @pokemon_trainer_isaiah 2 года назад +9

      @@pokaay3163 yes we fellow Charger mains love them

    • @It_sSophiaUwU
      @It_sSophiaUwU 2 года назад +11

      I swear, it's almost like chargers go out of their way to target rollers, especially dynamos

  • @alphafire2617
    @alphafire2617 2 года назад +140

    I just realized that they foreshadowed the rock paper scissors splatfest match at 1:53😱😱

  • @Dynashu
    @Dynashu 2 года назад +132

    Forgot that moment when everyone cries because missles are back

  • @thecjgameworld4013
    @thecjgameworld4013 2 года назад +281

    Did everyone in the Inkopolis also think of Spamton's Big Shot theme when they said a salmonid's name was Big Shot. I certainly did and sung the theme immediately

    • @kaizhann
      @kaizhann 2 года назад +19

      whenever i hear the words "big shot" it's like i get possessed and immediately sing big shot without a thought

    • @NaddleSchidaddle
      @NaddleSchidaddle 2 года назад +11

      OH THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

  • @megaman87.
    @megaman87. 2 года назад +372

    Watch as swords become x tier weapons, and the dodge mechanic broken, then being patched…

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 2 года назад +36

      Test fire is gonna look like elden ring

    • @Flame756
      @Flame756 2 года назад +4

      @@dylndaviln3091 TRUUUUE

    • @aaronsweitzer4483
      @aaronsweitzer4483 2 года назад +7

      The shark might be good too looking at the detonation speed

    • @That_Scubs
      @That_Scubs 2 года назад +2

      @@aaronsweitzer4483 might be because you can squid roll away

    • @aaronsweitzer4483
      @aaronsweitzer4483 2 года назад +1

      @@That_Scubs good point

  • @ashlight6107
    @ashlight6107 2 года назад +92

    3:42
    As someone who played Deltarune Chapter 2 I knew this was gonna happen.

    • @lilarayne
      @lilarayne 2 года назад +16

      NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A

    • @Yozhi2
      @Yozhi2 2 года назад +7

      BIG BIG BIG BIG

    • @themushroomyeast6080
      @themushroomyeast6080 2 года назад +7

      BIG SHOT

    • @SLA_64_101
      @SLA_64_101 2 года назад +1

      NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]
      BE A BIG
      BE A BIG
      YIDRUBC%

  • @joenormal1854
    @joenormal1854 2 года назад +146

    I think the splatana is a really cool reference to the second boss of splat 2

  • @Char_0205
    @Char_0205 2 года назад +96

    2:49 literally me:
    But it's better than nothing

    • @gloves6807
      @gloves6807 2 года назад +3

      I don’t mind it lockers are good enough for me

  • @LanieMae
    @LanieMae 2 года назад +66

    4:20 dude the Octo expansion was amazing I have high hopes for this one

    • @alexanderdahms4001
      @alexanderdahms4001 2 года назад +1

      Yeah miking octo exspaion and normal story mode

    • @Octowoman2419
      @Octowoman2419 2 года назад

      the best part will be pearl and marina being in the dlc. the silhouettes show them when they announced the dlc! :)

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy 2 года назад +44

    4:37 I really hope this is going to be one of the splatfest themes ^^
    Team Blue Lions all the way

  • @redbelmontoficial2537
    @redbelmontoficial2537 2 года назад +67

    3:20 if my yugi oh fanboy young brother sees this, he's clearly gonna love splatoon

  • @teofil9346
    @teofil9346 2 года назад +13

    4:26 I occasionally hear this sound effect on random videos and it suprises me every time when I reckognize it

  • @madjester9844
    @madjester9844 2 года назад +9

    I love how you just added the anarchy rainbow splatfest sequence with no additional jokes

  • @greyscale4196
    @greyscale4196 2 года назад +36

    Big man dancing made me happy today

  • @CATLOAFMAN
    @CATLOAFMAN 2 года назад +146

    this had me laughing WAY TO HARD

  • @SilentGlaceon94
    @SilentGlaceon94 2 года назад +28

    When I first saw the splatana, my first thought was "Long sword mains would love this..."

    • @WLYLL
      @WLYLL 2 года назад +2

      Still waiting for dual blades

    • @diegoaravena423
      @diegoaravena423 2 года назад

      @@WLYLL and switchaxe

  • @Kurameno
    @Kurameno 2 года назад +9

    The three houses part absolutely destroyed me

  • @yoyocheese
    @yoyocheese 2 года назад +20

    The water one where the platforms move up and down is gonna be the hardest map

    • @TheColonel2112
      @TheColonel2112 2 года назад +2

      You mean mahi? The best map of all time?

    • @sleepy_koko
      @sleepy_koko 2 года назад +1

      @@TheColonel2112 I literally cheered when I saw it returning

  • @wonderfulweirdone9654
    @wonderfulweirdone9654 2 года назад +5

    I knew it wouldn’t take long for someone to do the big shot thing 😂

  • @Mr.Roboto_
    @Mr.Roboto_ 2 года назад +7

    1:36 "dispenser going up"

    • @mistysurge491
      @mistysurge491 2 года назад

      DO DO DOOOOOOOOO
      DOO DO DOOOOOOOOO
      DA DA DUHHHHHHH
      DUH DUH DAAA DAAA DUHHHH

  • @cc2255tt
    @cc2255tt 2 года назад +9

    The Sephiroth joke was 10/10 especially since me and my friend joke with me already being him with the carbon roller.
    Also Three Houses and the leaders is what I saw too.

  • @pikmin369
    @pikmin369 2 года назад +23

    Finally. No overused unfunny corny forehead joke 🙏🙏🙏

  • @queenkitty2198
    @queenkitty2198 2 года назад +61

    4:38 I should have expected that Also I had the same thought in my head

  • @possessedcheese
    @possessedcheese 2 года назад +8

    I still can’t believe that Murch actually… got older. Like they didn’t just replace him.

  • @ryandunham3951
    @ryandunham3951 2 года назад +10

    How many of you will bet that there is a duel-wielding variant of the splatanas?

  • @colefry2683
    @colefry2683 2 года назад +4

    1:14 almost every hardmode melee sword in terraria be like

  • @IanAnimatesBagels
    @IanAnimatesBagels 2 года назад +20

    I've cracked it:
    Agents 1 and 2 are Callie and Marie
    Agent 3 is now the protagonist of this game since the old agent 3 was promoted to captain
    Agent 4 is Splatoon 2's protagonist
    Agents 5, 6, and 7 are going to be Frye, Shiver, and Big Man
    And agent 8 is the octo expansion protagonist

    • @jedijazzygamer5369
      @jedijazzygamer5369 2 года назад +6

      Wait you may be onto something here-

    • @alphaamoeba
      @alphaamoeba 2 года назад +1

      Agent 8 is the number 8 as an abbreviation of their test subject code (10,008)

    • @IanAnimatesBagels
      @IanAnimatesBagels 2 года назад +3

      @@alphaamoeba I know, it just feels unsatisfying to be missing 5, 6, and 7

  • @JohnDoe-dd7ne
    @JohnDoe-dd7ne 2 года назад +4

    Splatana in Turf War: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
    Splatana in any other non-Turf War mode: "One Sword Style: Rapid Slash!"

  • @bamr1318
    @bamr1318 2 года назад +2

    1:53
    That's honestly genius that never crossed my mind :0

  • @dolphin550
    @dolphin550 2 года назад +14

    I am glad this tells as much information as analysis videos. Ngl, this is pretty great!

  • @wellokthen3834
    @wellokthen3834 2 года назад +7

    The fe3h thing caught me so off guard i never thought about that-

  • @RedWoomy
    @RedWoomy 2 года назад +7

    Woah, did you just NOT make fun of Frye for her forehead?
    Instant subscribe button press

  • @ashehyssop
    @ashehyssop 2 года назад +6

    i cannot express my excitement for this game

  • @AUWRECKU
    @AUWRECKU 2 года назад +7

    *WE ALL KNOW WHERE MOST OF THE PLAYER BASE WILL GO ON THE TEAMS*
    *BIG MAN HANDS DOWN*

  • @klabelia9454
    @klabelia9454 2 года назад +3

    The fire emblem reference made me physically smile

  • @gordon3002
    @gordon3002 2 года назад +9

    3:47 Fat Perfect Chaos

  • @ainhoa.9265
    @ainhoa.9265 2 года назад +4

    1:44 oh wowie now we can do jumping jacks

  • @woomywoomywoomy5417
    @woomywoomywoomy5417 2 года назад +22

    Did anybody else think of that in the direct 3:42

  • @heardofrvb
    @heardofrvb 2 года назад +6

    I was hoping for a Travis Touchdown joke since the Splatana looks like the Bloodberry.

  • @ladypeachbuns5080
    @ladypeachbuns5080 2 года назад +1

    I like it how the end is in-edited so we can enjoy the epic music

  • @massgunner4152
    @massgunner4152 2 года назад +18

    How you dare compare eldergard to the mortal god that is big man?

  • @Camphreneas
    @Camphreneas 2 года назад +4

    I swear, the Sephiroth meme is going to inspire the modding community to immediately mod the Splatana Wiper as Sephiroth’s masamune when the game releases XD
    Not only that, but also mod Sephiroth as inkling with a long Splatana Wiper as a smash mod, or vise versa.

  • @xraenon1664
    @xraenon1664 2 года назад +2

    I never thought of Three Houses with the three Splatfest teams, but it makes so much sense.
    also, Three Houses music X Splatoon music would be too powerful for this reality

  • @DaRealBiggieChez
    @DaRealBiggieChez 2 года назад +16

    Two words...
    BIG 👏 MAN 👏

    • @SliceJosiah
      @SliceJosiah 2 года назад +2

      Big Man! *Cute music intensifies*

    • @DaRealBiggieChez
      @DaRealBiggieChez 2 года назад +2

      I'm team scissors purely to support Big Man

  • @shadowslime3640
    @shadowslime3640 2 года назад +1

    The sound effect for the Slammin Lid gave me Lythero flashbacks

  • @Sevyn11__
    @Sevyn11__ 2 года назад +4

    Whoever doesn’t choose big man has no soul

  • @blockmanhatecommentguy6280
    @blockmanhatecommentguy6280 2 года назад +1

    “Shiver or Frye I can’t decide cuz they both make me wanna die”

  • @z_vantablack0149
    @z_vantablack0149 Год назад +1

    I love how you made the King Salmonid Scream bloody murder

  • @n_otdoingthisanymore.
    @n_otdoingthisanymore. 2 года назад +3

    Splatoon: Bangs
    Splatoon: 2: Egghead for the forehead
    Splatoon 3: Massive Forehead
    Splatoon 4: Megamind forehead

    • @koiyune
      @koiyune 6 месяцев назад

      splatoon 4: probably a cohock

  • @sussyniman4561
    @sussyniman4561 2 года назад +5

    5:15 i have always loved splatoon music but this...oh my god im hyped for da game for real i already preordered

    • @Keychan64
      @Keychan64 2 года назад

      Can I borrow 50$m

  • @isaacperry8266
    @isaacperry8266 2 года назад +2

    Next splatfest:Pokèmon red, blue and yellow or the three houses from three houses

  • @The_Artist_Official
    @The_Artist_Official 2 года назад +16

    Watch as mods rename “Splatsville” to “SUSville”

    • @SliceJosiah
      @SliceJosiah 2 года назад

      GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @GrimoireIsGrimm
    @GrimoireIsGrimm 2 года назад +2

    When one winged Angel comes on:
    Sephiroth made it in to smash…
    Now he’s here in the splatlands

  • @shieldtale9322
    @shieldtale9322 2 года назад +2

    Oh they could totally do three houses for a future splatfest theme

  • @Fangun2056
    @Fangun2056 2 года назад +1

    Literally everyone in the live stream was like
    "SPAMTON"

  • @BellxNostalgia
    @BellxNostalgia 2 года назад +1

    “Next the big shot”
    *big shot intensifies*
    I couldn’t stop laughing xDD

  • @poppylilith
    @poppylilith 2 года назад +8

    I'm excited to try all the new weapons! I'm glad all the Splat 2 weapons are coming back, though - the E-Liter 4k and the Gootuber were my faves :)

  • @cherry__Soda
    @cherry__Soda Год назад +2

    Frye is a vampire squid explains her large forehead and sharp teeth

  • @OmegaM3TE0R
    @OmegaM3TE0R 2 года назад +1

    3:21 "This is D.D.M.'s strongest monster! I dimension the dice! Emerge, Orgoth the Relentless"

  • @TwiceTheKraken
    @TwiceTheKraken 2 года назад +6

    Guys, we have to be scared of the old Carbon Roller mains. When they'll see the Splatana, they'll turn themselves into the most destructive weapon ever created. (Trust me, it was not good to have a Carbon Roller main in Clam Blitz.)

  • @CnDpops
    @CnDpops 2 года назад +1

    Nah,
    The Reefslider: I’m David Hasslehoff.

  • @jeremycolfer6829
    @jeremycolfer6829 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe that they didn't make a single frye forehead joke

  • @ojthemonsterartist7046
    @ojthemonsterartist7046 2 года назад +1

    I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be quoting “Hello, my name is Bruce” every time I use the Reefslider now because of 1:47

  • @CommandantLennon
    @CommandantLennon 2 года назад +1

    Not to mention the splatana stamper which is literally just a wh40k chainsword.

  • @J-UHHMMM
    @J-UHHMMM Год назад +2

    3:42 NEXT THE [BIG SHOT]

  • @aidanlong1221
    @aidanlong1221 2 года назад +22

    Once I've mastered, the Splatana weapon, I'll be changing my name to Vergil. Why? because I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!

    • @thatrandomweeb
      @thatrandomweeb 2 года назад

      PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

    • @ugitsukino4382
      @ugitsukino4382 2 года назад

      IM THE RECLAIMER OF MY NAMEEEEEEE

    • @pizzatime9261
      @pizzatime9261 2 года назад

      THE INKSTORM THAT IS APPROACHING

    • @ZLongHead
      @ZLongHead 2 года назад

      I mean, the Splatana is very cool looking but I might still use the Octobrush.
      Although, when I do use it in turf war or any game mode... just know that,
      *THERE WILL BE BLOOD- SHED!*

  • @Kraken-ub7qd
    @Kraken-ub7qd 2 года назад +1

    FIRE AMBLEM 3 HOUS- oh wait it’s just a splatoon splatfest

  • @knines6279
    @knines6279 2 года назад +5

    The fact that Big man now exists m and that splatfests are no longer going to be ruled by simps who always vote for one idol. Now the memers are going to vote for Big man instead.

  • @Miss_Weird
    @Miss_Weird 2 года назад +1

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE NEW SPLATFEST SONG? I ABSOULOUTELY LOVE IT!!!

  • @toblondon2002
    @toblondon2002 2 года назад +4

    This is the perfect, true, meant-for-the-soul direct, well done Yoshi ❤️

  • @squidin9347
    @squidin9347 2 года назад +2

    That Three Houses bit caught me by surprise bro, good stuff.

  • @thevoid4151
    @thevoid4151 2 года назад +5

    Time to become a sword user

  • @u-topic4795
    @u-topic4795 2 года назад +1

    Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]

  • @1wiz1
    @1wiz1 2 года назад +3

    Splatana reminds me Ninjala mostly but also Dante from Dmc and travis from no more heroes

  • @monkeychief1904
    @monkeychief1904 2 года назад +2

    Expected a meme but this is genuinely a decent recap of the direct

  • @jakobsiejak2472
    @jakobsiejak2472 2 года назад +2

    The Fire Emblem reference, i laugh so hard, nice one 🤝🫶🏻

  • @RUBENDASNIFA
    @RUBENDASNIFA 2 года назад +1

    the fire emblem refrence i never notist

  • @tytothetoetaker9788
    @tytothetoetaker9788 2 года назад +1

    if you look closely you notice that the forehead gets larger with each new instalment

  • @thelambking
    @thelambking 2 года назад +1

    The deep cut joke made me DIE 😂😂😂

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne 2 года назад +2

    Can't wait to play Splatoon 3 Houses.

  • @balladesan7232
    @balladesan7232 Год назад +1

    A month later and the lockers are full of Moyais, Big Man has the biggest fanbase and people have already played hundreds of hours

  • @NeoPolitoad
    @NeoPolitoad 2 года назад +1

    Scissors might win the popularity vote

  • @slurpjonesysimp5390
    @slurpjonesysimp5390 2 года назад +7

    With all these nutshell videos going around, its become really clear to me that the Splatoon community really likes nuts.

  • @Lmb_kun
    @Lmb_kun 2 года назад +2

    I knew I wasn't the only one who thought about fire emblem three houses!

  • @walternunez4118
    @walternunez4118 2 года назад +2

    God, I simp so hard for manta ray Edelgard

  • @TheSoulkeeper26
    @TheSoulkeeper26 2 года назад +12

    LETS GO MAHI MAHI RESORT IS BACK
    Also imma become a anime sword fighter

  • @jondoe8350
    @jondoe8350 2 года назад +1

    I can believe they added the big guy himself jschlatt

  • @alexadams4358
    @alexadams4358 2 года назад +1

    3:20 I knew you would do that.

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 2 года назад +5

    Nothing wrong with large scale paid DLC
    As long as it’s _GOOD_

    • @novinovi-
      @novinovi- 2 года назад

      Well octo expansion was better than the base game so I have high hopes

  • @HunteeGorillaz
    @HunteeGorillaz 2 года назад +1

    I like the part where big man was like "OBGLOBOBOBOBOBOBOBLOBGOBGOBBLOB"

  • @jesusflores3070
    @jesusflores3070 2 года назад +2

    I Stan big guy as wifu

  • @CatzZz4
    @CatzZz4 2 года назад +1

    Imagine if they actually do a fire emblem three houses splatfest. That would be amazing.

  • @Coco-hq6ns
    @Coco-hq6ns 2 года назад +4

    Maid Soulkeeper sent me.

  • @Kurocathere
    @Kurocathere 2 года назад +1

    I wanted APARTMENTS SO BAD