Translation for english folks: "Enemies are approaching from the east!" "Target is at the north" "Enemy is at the northern-" "Enemy is at the southwest!" "Enemy target is at the west!" "The enemy is ahead!" "They're trying to outflank us!" "The enemy is moving in an open area!" "They want to outflank us!" "Enemy's-" *bf dies*
You know, just the other day I was wondering, "Does BF hear Ruv singing the way we hear it? Or does he just hear him intensely swearing in Russian?" Not even a day later I find this.
@@KAMPANIAY_ASHOTKINA_PLITKA знаешь, недавно думал "слышит-ли bf рува так же, как слышим его мы? Или он слышит как кто-то материться по-русски?" не прошло и дня, я встретил это
ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ С ВОСТОКА!!!!!!! ЦЕЛЬ НА СЕВЕРЕ! ПРОТИВНИК НА СЕВЕРО... ЗАМЕЧЕН ПРОТИВНИК НА ЮГО-ЗАПАДЕ! ВРАЖЕСКАЯ ЦЕЛЬ НА ЗАПАДЕ! ПРОТИВНИК ВПЕРЕДИ! ОНИ ПЫТАЮТЬСЯ ОБОЙТИ НАС С ФЛАНГА! ПРОТИВНИК ДВИЖЕТЬСЯ ПО ОТКРЫТОЙ МЕСТНОСТИ! ОНИ ХОТЯТ ОБОЙТИ НАС!!!!!!!!
No one: Teachers: That one Russian teacher which has a long lesson and only got 10 minutes till class is over: ruv The whole entire class trying to keep up knowing they will failed the whole Russian lesson: boyfriend
Translate : -The enemies are coming from east! -Target at the north! -ENEMY AT THE NORTH -Enemy spotted in the southwest -Enemy target in the west -Enemy is ahead! -THEY ARE TRYING TO BYPASS US WITH THE FLANGE! -ENEMY MOVES IN OPEN AREA! -THEY WANT TO BYPASS US! -ENE... *boyfriend got blue-balled*
Translation: "Enemies are coming from the east! Target in the north, enemy in the north! Enemy spotted in the southwest, enemy's target in the west!!! ENEMY AHEAD! THEY ARE TRYING TO BYPASS US FROM THE FLANGE !!! ENEMY MOVES IN OPEN AREA! THEY WANT TO BYPASS US!"
Story: Ruv was in fact a retired soviet soldier and this is just one of many times where he has a random PTSD attack after remembering his participation during the Cold War. That's why he is talking with himself and BF just watches, confused.
@@cash-casino8941 Yeah, ikr, that's the first thing that it came to my mind when I saw him for the first time. That serious look on his face and the way he acts really fits him to be a soldier.
ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ С ВОСТОКА! ЦЕЛЬ НА СЕВЕРЕ! ПРОТИВНИК НА СЕВЕРО... ЗАМЕЧЕН ПРОТИВНИК НА ЮГО-ЗАПАДЕ! ВРАЖЕСКАЯ ЦЕЛЬ НА ЗАПАДЕ! ПРОТИВНИК ВПЕРЕДИ! ОНИ ПЫТАЮТЬСЯ ОБОЙТИ НАС С ФЛАНГА! ПРОТИВНИК ДВИЖЕТЬСЯ ПО ОТКРЫТОЙ МЕСТНОСТИ! ОНИ ХОТЯТ ОБОЙТИ НАС!!!!!!!!
@@IlDottore_SecondHarbingermean = ENEMIES COME FROM THE EAST! GOAL IN THE NORTH! ENEMY IN THE NORTH ... Opponent spotted in the southwest! ENEMY TARGET IN THE WEST! ENEMY AHEAD! THEY ARE TRYING TO BYPASS US WITH THE FLANGE! Opponent MOVE IN OPEN AREA! THEY WANT TO BYPASS US !!!!!!!
Russian voice: The enemies are behind! They're trying to flank! They're coming from the east! Video author: Oh yes, he's obviously shouting Russian jokes right now
Comrade Ruv do be remembering his days in Soviet union, he's even giving out the commands that Comrade Commissars would give. But the most important thing he remembers is: ''NOT ONE STEP BACK, COMRADES!''
Русские уже захватили этот комментарий, не парься брат :> Изменено: ХРЕНАСЕ, полторы тысячи лайков! никогда столько не набирал :D Изменено 2: Ничего себе!)))) А до двух с половиной тысяч добьем?))) ИзМеНеНо 3: Вы там поаккуратнее, а то мы походу популярный коммент создали.
@@everythinghurts6982 Enemies coming from the east. Target on the north. Enemy on the north, enemy spotted on the south-west. Enemy target on the west. The enemy is in front, they are trying to outflank us. The enemy is moving in an open area. They want to bypass us. Ene- "Bf is blueballed". Aka Ruv have a flashbacks from some russian war.
i can imagine being in any public place or just my room and he just bursts in the door, yelling at me holding up and pointing to an object he's mad about- ;w;
Ruv:You pushed alot of buttons while I was away ha? Boyfriend: *B* *O* *P* Ruv:"And I took that personaly". 5 seconds later..... *RUSSIAN BAS MACHINE INTENSIFIES*
Ruv: *cant handle bf's impossible rap* Ruv: I'VE HAD ENOUGH! Ruv: *speaks russian in angry way* BF: Uh, sir? What are you saying? BF: *gets blueballed cuz of too much russian*
Игры
Voice chat : *exist*
That one russian kid :
Он истину глаголит
Ну да согласен
_пожалуй, буду солидарен_
черт побери..
@@spencer1869 Цдуддулщ
Man just wanted to go to the bathroom,but instead he gets yelled by a russian.
Poor boyfriend :
lmao lmao lmao
Lol
Pls-
XDDD I CANT STOP LAUGHING OK NOW I NEED A BATHROOM
Translation for english folks:
"Enemies are approaching from the east!"
"Target is at the north"
"Enemy is at the northern-"
"Enemy is at the southwest!"
"Enemy target is at the west!"
"The enemy is ahead!"
"They're trying to outflank us!"
"The enemy is moving in an open area!"
"They want to outflank us!"
"Enemy's-" *bf dies*
Ruv's having war flashbacks-
@@jamillatorres7226 vietnam flashbacks
Me, russian: ha lol
Ah yes war flash backs
You russian??
People understanding russian:"he's trying to warn us, they are coming"
Everyone else:"haha, angry russian noises"
@@kory21 What is he saying?
@@foxyleoeng5859 "The're trying to surround us from west!" and more of that.
I am Russian , and i understand , what he said
@Awa sadaqat You know Russian language or you Russian ?
I’m a tiny tiny bit Russian, I have no idea what he is saying
You know, just the other day I was wondering,
"Does BF hear Ruv singing the way we hear it? Or does he just hear him intensely swearing in Russian?"
Not even a day later I find this.
What the bf hears: * mad Russian man *
What we hear: * Russian bass *
организуйте перевод
@@KAMPANIAY_ASHOTKINA_PLITKA знаешь, недавно думал "слышит-ли bf рува так же, как слышим его мы? Или он слышит как кто-то материться по-русски?" не прошло и дня, я встретил это
@Emanuel Nelson ты
@Emanuel Nelson you me?
What Russians hear: *normal russian talking*
What english people hear:
А что
ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ С ВОСТОКА!!!!!!! ЦЕЛЬ НА СЕВЕРЕ! ПРОТИВНИК НА СЕВЕРО... ЗАМЕЧЕН ПРОТИВНИК НА ЮГО-ЗАПАДЕ! ВРАЖЕСКАЯ ЦЕЛЬ НА ЗАПАДЕ! ПРОТИВНИК ВПЕРЕДИ! ОНИ ПЫТАЮТЬСЯ ОБОЙТИ НАС С ФЛАНГА! ПРОТИВНИК ДВИЖЕТЬСЯ ПО ОТКРЫТОЙ МЕСТНОСТИ! ОНИ ХОТЯТ ОБОЙТИ НАС!!!!!!!!
No, this is not normal Russian speech
He speaks very quickly and loudly
I won't be able to repeat everything he said as quickly
(I'm from Russia)
@@yurkatv1337 O
@@z-oo-m-i3768 Noice (Same I'm from Russia)
No one:
Teachers:
That one Russian teacher which has a long lesson and only got 10 minutes till class is over: ruv
The whole entire class trying to keep up knowing they will failed the whole Russian lesson: boyfriend
that is, you learn Russian and we English?
If you seen Ruv anywhere let me know please
ХАВХХХАХВХВХАХХВХФХАВХЫ
Ruv: *yelling*
GF: bro u mad at me?
Bf: I give up
You dalbayb
Your Wrong Bc Your English And Ruv Isn't Even Yelling
Boyfriend:WHAT I DO?!?
Ruv: *Russian screaming intensified*
Girlfriend:(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Т
༎ຶ
╥﹏╥
@@girlfriendfnf4113 hi
🤣
I make a smallest mistake.
My russian stepfather:
Your stepfather talk about enemies around when you do mistakes?
@@koliaYT Only when i was born
@@Carlosgonzalez-ez1jd so when u was born he played CS-GO or what?
@@LOKIIcopy ХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХ ЭТО ПРЕКРАСНО
@@smethingreal1138 АААА ПАНИМАЮ
Ruv: Slowly turns Red with a small hammer and sickle on his four head
Translate :
-The enemies are coming from east!
-Target at the north!
-ENEMY AT THE NORTH
-Enemy spotted in the southwest
-Enemy target in the west
-Enemy is ahead!
-THEY ARE TRYING TO BYPASS US WITH THE FLANGE!
-ENEMY MOVES IN OPEN AREA!
-THEY WANT TO BYPASS US!
-ENE...
*boyfriend got blue-balled*
ВРАГ НА ЗАПАДЕ!!!!!
УДОЛИ
ОНИ ХОТЯТ ОБОЙТИ НАС!!!!!!
Ты псих.../ You're crazy...
@@raynmetal8245 "You are crazy" означает ты безумен, "Ты псих" будет "You are psycho"
Translation:
"Enemies are coming from the east! Target in the north, enemy in the north! Enemy spotted in the southwest, enemy's target in the west!!! ENEMY AHEAD! THEY ARE TRYING TO BYPASS US FROM THE FLANGE !!! ENEMY MOVES IN OPEN AREA! THEY WANT TO BYPASS US!"
I cannot understand Russian but it's funny
*break*
Thank you for this translation
He’s reliving his war days in a past life
*now let’s put it in RUclips subtitles*
sarv: transforms into some sort of inhuman guardian thing
ruv: *blyat*
Идеальное произношение чистого русского мата
@@lirush3390 блиат.
@@aaa-bv1rj блюат
Ну хотя-бы сундуки на месте... ДА ТЫ ЧЁ. БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ#Ь
Oof-
Russians i cant understand qwq
Story: Ruv was in fact a retired soviet soldier and this is just one of many times where he has a random PTSD attack after remembering his participation during the Cold War. That's why he is talking with himself and BF just watches, confused.
Holy hell that’s really convincing
@@cash-casino8941 Yeah, ikr, that's the first thing that it came to my mind when I saw him for the first time. That serious look on his face and the way he acts really fits him to be a soldier.
@@GogettaSSJ404 ikr
.
No, it's Flippy.
He did say that he was gonna make this “as painful as possible”
There would be a russian comment raid. *Trust me*
🌟Д А🌟
Дыа
Да Россия
Ты прав, Западный Шпион!
Конечно, а что хотел?)
BF: hey, can I use the toilet?
Ruv:
dont ruv Its RUS
Rus
Its amogos
Turns out he shitted his pants while ruv shakes the world shouldve let them used the bathroom
Ruv is telling him that the bathroom is closed because of some guy
Ruvyzvat: *is screaming bcuz of enemies that are coming from everywhere*
People who don't understand Russian: *''Haha angry russian man''*
Meanwhile Ruv:*War flashbacks *
me being one of the only russian person in the chat
Ruv: *russian screaming*
Bf: *misses 200 times*
Gf: *T__T*
Girlfriend being absolutely terrified about this fits so well-
It's because ruv's movement triggers the lightning effect.
Fun fact: girlfriend is not scared of ruv, ruv’s voice is just too loud which causes an earthquake and his mic was also off
What makes it better is that he sounds like he's actually singing
ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ С ВОСТОКА! ЦЕЛЬ НА СЕВЕРЕ! ПРОТИВНИК НА СЕВЕРО... ЗАМЕЧЕН ПРОТИВНИК НА ЮГО-ЗАПАДЕ! ВРАЖЕСКАЯ ЦЕЛЬ НА ЗАПАДЕ! ПРОТИВНИК ВПЕРЕДИ! ОНИ ПЫТАЮТЬСЯ ОБОЙТИ НАС С ФЛАНГА! ПРОТИВНИК ДВИЖЕТЬСЯ ПО ОТКРЫТОЙ МЕСТНОСТИ! ОНИ ХОТЯТ ОБОЙТИ НАС!!!!!!!!
@@yurkatv1337 what
@@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger lyrics
@@IlDottore_SecondHarbingermean = ENEMIES COME FROM THE EAST! GOAL IN THE NORTH! ENEMY IN THE NORTH ...
Opponent spotted in the southwest!
ENEMY TARGET IN THE WEST! ENEMY AHEAD! THEY ARE TRYING TO BYPASS US WITH THE FLANGE! Opponent MOVE IN OPEN AREA! THEY WANT TO BYPASS US !!!!!!!
@@nugget4759 ah thank you i understand now!
Alternate title : ruv gets war flashbacks
Thank you that one person
hahhahahahah
Moral of the story
Never ask for the bathroom
Достижение: Вы Призвали Русских
Ага, позвали и призвали )
Точно
Секретное достижение: вы призвали Англ.
Русские тут что хотел >:^ 👉
Мы русские визде
he's literally telling where the enemies are lol
Да
Lol 😂
@@scarlettusagi yes?
@@PocketZoneModerator??
from your pfp you're my new fav channel
Иностраннцы : Оооо, там кто-то кричит значит злой! Пойду в ролик вставлю)!
Тем временам русские : 😂😂😂
Реально😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ С ВОСТОКА
Рил
Рув наконец то выявил свою правдивую форму)))) / Ruv finally revealed his real form)))) .
Ага
@@nikiprofi1010 Абоба
Ruv has PTSD from his time in the Russian army and screams about being surrounded by enemies
Oh no........
Imagine if Ruv fought in WW2
That's not really true but you can make it like that! He's just really a criminal that was born on the streets or something.
@@sukoriii He may have had experiences akin to being in the Russian army lol
@@generaljim3283 *E N E M I E S C O M I N G F R O M T H E E A S T .*
Russian voice: The enemies are behind! They're trying to flank! They're coming from the east!
Video author: Oh yes, he's obviously shouting Russian jokes right now
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
My Christmas list when I was younger:
I understand russian, he’s talking about enemies coming in from everywhere. Bf has bigger problems now😭🤚
вы учите русский?
ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ С ВОСТОКА!!!!!
замечен противник на севере
ОНИ ХОТЯТ ОБОЙТИ НАС
ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ С ВОСТОКА ЦЕЛЬ ОБНАРУЖЕНА
ОНИ ПЫТАЮТСЯ ОБОЙТИ НАС С ФЛАНГА
ПРОТИВНИК ДВИЖЕТСЯ ПО ОТКРЫТОЙ МЕСТОНСТИ!!!
0:04 when you learned to speak russian in a duolingo session and want to rage at someone but don't want them to understand
**my parents fighting when I’m trying to sleep**
there your parents are attacked from the east
Comrade Ruv do be remembering his days in Soviet union, he's even giving out the commands that Comrade Commissars would give. But the most important thing he remembers is: ''NOT ONE STEP BACK, COMRADES!''
Ruv telling bf how much he hated this job while Sarv wont understand
Actually, sarv understand because she lived like 1000 years in the Earth so she can understand every idiom
Bf: I just want to use the bathroom
Ruv: *No*
Также русский: Это чо Вторая Мировая?
Alt title:
Ruv yelling at you for 20 seconds
Лол, озвучка про обход противника с фланга у нас теперь считается бомбежём
просто не зная перевод звучит агрессивно хаха
Ахахахаххаахахххаххах
Ряльно, аха.
@Decearing Apple yeah it was
аааа атакуууууй!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruv: *Talks about enemies coming from everywhere*
Bf: *O O F*
Нужно было назвать видео:
How the german army tried survive and take moscov.
When the KGB has surrounded the Church
Ruv is just trying to warn BF of the impending threat, enemies approaching from all sides
ОНИ ПЫТАЮТСЯ НАС ОБОЙТИ С ФЛАНГА
За ссср
ЗА РУССКИХ!!!
Yes
ЗАМЕЧЕН ПРОТИВНИК НА ЮГО ЗАПОДЕ
*МЕМНЫЙ КОММЕНТАРИЙ*
Русские уже захватили этот комментарий, не парься брат :>
Изменено: ХРЕНАСЕ, полторы тысячи лайков! никогда столько не набирал :D
Изменено 2: Ничего себе!)))) А до двух с половиной тысяч добьем?)))
ИзМеНеНо 3: Вы там поаккуратнее, а то мы походу популярный коммент создали.
Согл 😈😈😈😈😈
Чивоооо б****?
Ага)
Ура
Братан всë нАрмально
Ясно как прикалываются англичане XDDDD
даааа, теперь мы знаем о них по больше👍🏻
Is it just me or does that ruv's hat looks like something a russian would wear
It is lol
Breaking news: Russian man yells at pro rapper about enemies and shakes the church
Shake the earth*
@@voidy1612 Shake the universe*
Nah, that's Ruv when he's fighting for the Motherland!
0:13
"Zavodila"
Boyfriend:oh I was just looking for the-
Ruv:angry Russian noises
That how I talk when Sarv spills my morning coffee.
lol 😂
Thats true ruv.
blyat lol
help me I'm getting shouted by a Russian man-
Wow, but am with your son in my house rn👍
Ahhh yes
The blyat moment
I’m sure Boris would approuve
Blyat is Fuck in russian language
LIFE WITCH THIS
@@fairy-alcoholic9799 yes
did ya know that BLYAT is swear?
You knew that blyat is hard swear word?
I'm from Ukraine and I know Russian language. And I know many swear words:
Pidoras
Pizdez
Huy
Yebat
Suka
I'm lazy to write all swear words
RuV: saying the Spanish language bf: why RuV why I'm losing control of singing
The Soviet Union: falls
Russians when they’re refused food:
That uneasy feeling that you are a russian and understand EVERYTHING that Ruv said.
what did he say
@@everythinghurts6982 Enemies coming from the east. Target on the north. Enemy on the north, enemy spotted on the south-west. Enemy target on the west. The enemy is in front, they are trying to outflank us. The enemy is moving in an open area. They want to bypass us. Ene- "Bf is blueballed". Aka Ruv have a flashbacks from some russian war.
@@justsimon3114 epic, ty
@@everythinghurts6982 Heh. you're welcome. :D
@Farkhonda Naimi Lol, you're welcome. :D
Me: tries speak russian properly
That one russian kid telling i’m doing it wrong:
That one sideways pole at the start: 👁️🗨️👄👁️🗨️
“Time to go full on Soviet Union mode.”
0:03 ВРАГИ ПОДХОДЯТ, С ВОСТОКА. ЦЕЛЬ НА СЕВЕРЕ
То чувство, когда знаешь перевод паралельно смотря, как Руф давит пацана потоком слов 😅
О даа, странный текст, очень странный
I like how in the thumbnail, he's wearing a hat on top of another hat
no one :
pillar : floating
Bakugou Katsuki in a Nutshell if he were Russian and were fighting with Deku during Two Heroes:
Lmao true
Никто:
Абсолютно никто:
Моя школа на перемене перед физ-рой.
Ахах
𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚖𝚎
Poetico
@@SVHDPlays You ok?
@@AngelHernandez-rg2vm De fato
Ruv having war flashbacks be like-
boyfriend the hole time: yo ruv chill chill
(Meanwhile in COD)
Me: We're losing,what do we do now??
*My russian friend having a panic attack:*
Good One AnneMermaid X)
Yes
Same 😂
Bf: pisses off ruv
Ruv: * screaming in Russian intensifies *
gacha player
@@f4tal_ so what are you going to do about it
@@BigGuyGarou When did I said I was gonna do about it?
@@f4tal_ sorry usually people hate me for playing Gacha when it’s the players that are cringey not the game and it fricking pisses me off
Are not gonna talk about the floating Pilar on the on ceiling
He is so mad that he made the pillar float on the side
I know Russian and I love this
бро я люблю тебя
@@KAMPANIAY_ASHOTKINA_PLITKA oh shit here we go again
@@LOKIIcopy АХАХАХХАХХАХА
Ok.
*Russian joined to chat*
Да да я русский
и я!
хоть один но я укр
nice
ну сдрасте, не ожидал тебя тут
@@arsenyboykonotpopyliyr и я
i can imagine being in any public place or just my room and he just bursts in the door, yelling at me holding up and pointing to an object he's mad about- ;w;
Круто, когда понимаешь прикол
You don't need to show this, this is how I feel when playing Zavodila
Мне так нравится, что все моментально решили, что Рув - русский
Не все, поэтому
За всех не базарь
Лол а разве не так? Вроде автор мода говорил это
Вообще то так и есть, он русский
Так он русский. На название песни достаточно глянуть, чтобы понять. Хотя, скорее не русский, а из СНГ
@Salinguí Plays exactly . FOR THE MOTHERLAND !
Ruv: my friend who talks about the owl house 24/7
Boyfriend: me
Inaccurate, he would’ve turned on his mic and exploded the whole universe
as a russian i can confirm that wild ruvs in fact do that when they're mad
Да.. Да....
Uh oh.
Really Grazy!
ТУТ все честно, без транслятора.
Omg lol
oh shit
That one russian kid when someone calls him gay in zoom calls:
he's trying to warn bf and gf that enemies are coming
boyfriend: *rapping about how he just REALLY has to piss*
ruv: *angry russian screaming*
gf: *does not need to use the bathroom anymore*
Тем временем иностранцы : чё сдесь происходит ._.
Иностранцы слышат что-то типа аикшщкцазикшщпиткузщокапзшавжрьчюелщиббиьекщзгтащшзомпекщодькдлоащгд
@@P0L1T3 пхпхп, рили, но текст конечно странный
@@P0L1T3 ага
@@lirush3390 согласен
Прикол
Ruv:You pushed alot of buttons while I was away ha?
Boyfriend: *B* *O* *P*
Ruv:"And I took that personaly".
5 seconds later.....
*RUSSIAN BAS MACHINE INTENSIFIES*
i legit thought it was gonna be a run ruv cover lol
Ruv: I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
Pov: You let Ruv in the PS4 party
In a nutshell: ENEMIES
A Discord Server: has Gaming Voice Channel
That one russian kid:
Ruv:*Saying random words*
Bf's mind:What have I done to myself?
Me: *on microphone*
that russian kid when I steal from him cheaps at 1973 years:
Прежставьте, ведь американцам придётся всё это перевести что бы полностью понять шутку
Какую шутку, автор ниче не понял и просто запостил русские крики, и не знал как это переводится
Ты забыл о субтитрах?
brasilians too, kkkkk;-;
Нет
I love how ruv said "bruh" at the end
Ruv: *cant handle bf's impossible rap*
Ruv: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
Ruv: *speaks russian in angry way*
BF: Uh, sir? What are you saying?
BF: *gets blueballed cuz of too much russian*
“When Ruv is mad”
Me: Hard bass russian adidas
He’s so mad he even made the pillar levitate
Ruv Just wanted To Relax,But Instead,He was Bothered by Keith..
i couldnt stop laguing when ruv was cursing at BF at Russian