Tonight on Bottom Gear
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2020
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Original audio by Jixaw: • bottom gear
Tonight on Bottom Gear
Jeremy Clarkson drives a silent electric car
Richard Hammond uses a toilet
James May commits arson
Welcome to Bottom Gear lads
This is a parody of the BBC series Top Gear 
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Ok all,
I just wanted to say thanks for the views. I did not expect to get this many. More coming soon.
yes
A surprise to be sure,
But a welcome one
So when are you doing your collab with Podel?
Epic
Why didnt you credit jixraw
"Slough on fire again" lmfao
Literally when is it ever not lmfao
It was literally on fire two days ago 😂 i live there, i should know 😂
We've got sirens going off in my area of slough almost every day
@@coitusergosum2447 i saw people taking a shit in town yesterday, we really live in a messy town 😂
@@uy12341 yeah, well that's Slough on a good day
0/10 show's budget exceeded ¥23
Spent £2999 over budget because hammond broke the toilet
*HAMMOND!!*
@@basicallystupid9008 fookin hammock
HAMMOND YOU IMPOSTEROUS IDIOT!
pvzzled snuff sum exhuast fumaes, mmmem peterol noice.
When you realized that this masterpiece of a show only has a budget of 23 yen.
It's funny how they have the budget of 17 pence but still manage to drive supercars all day
23 yen plus the bose sponsorship
actually they got their equipment for 2 quid
Will it exceed 23 yen?
Hammond broke the fokkin toilet so its exceeded...
>Be me
>Sees title
>decides to say cock
>begin laughing uncontrollably.
Shut up jams
@@eeeee7934 Jeremy I have to write divorce papers today I don’t know what to do next please help me I can’t go o-
@@ren4issance-754 we do not hav petroleum hmalet
B'om gear
I like your funny arrows 4chan man
*Tonight, on Slightly to the left gear: I stick my head where it shouldn't be, Hammond rediscovers Nazi Germany, and James launches a Molson Canadian bottle at Mach 2*
Tonight, on North Gear;
I sell military secrets to Al Queda for 10 kg of crystal meth, Hammond clogs the Burger King restroom 3 times in a row, and James threatens an entire cinema theater with a matchbox
@@ruphite9521 This afternoon, on Southwest gear, I sell my right testicle for an Arby's sandwich, Hammond Torches an IKEA, and james gets electrocuted by a computer mouse.
Tonight, on Z axis gear: I lose my tesco clubcard in a Bosnian alleway, Hammon becomes the director of the incredibles 6, and James triggers the fall of rome 476 BCE
@@Bcso591 This morning, on *E* Gear, I get possessed by the devil himself, Hammond Loses his wedding ring at a McDonalds, and James Resurrects Joseph Stalin.
Tonight on definitely not right gear: I take a shit in an open window toilet, Hammond gets high on meth on the top of a mountain, and James and I execute operation Barbarossa...
Hammond throwing a toilet through that window felt aesthetically pleasing for some reason
Same with the silent electric car
And james commits arson hhhhhhhhhhh
made my scalp tingle
"I drive a silent electric car"
*Seats in the passenger seat*
Disappointed it was a left-hand drive van
Its an early model with pedal steering for the left foot
Cahrr
We of course, they're british 🙄
(Joke)
I did not know that electric cars drift automatically.
"Slough on fire again"
Hey that's a place near me
There's a row going on down near slough
Sorry to hear that
Sorry for your loss.
@@Aethelos not much of a loss to be honest
Nothing of value was lost 🔥
In the masterfully crafted van scene, I love how Jeremy isn't even in the driver's seat.
he drives it with mind control
electric autopilot
He drives it with his genius which generates gravity
he drove that Vauxhall Signum from the back seat in one episode, passenger seat driving is no big deal for Jezza
He's bri'ish.
"Slough on fire again"
*And nothing of value was lost*
Forest fire of unknown cause kills 2000 orphans. Well atleast nothing of value was lost.
I absolutely lost it on “James commits arson”😂😂😂
If you haven't seen the original trilogy of Bottom Gear you're missing out bad, go looking for it
@@Ferrari255GTO I’ve seen them and they are genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on RUclips lol
@@Oddlookingbloke alright i had to check.
*do you want a sip o this loighta fluid?*
Today on Bottom Gear, I drive a FV4011 Centurion Mk. 5/2 tank, Hammond uses a BGM-71 TOW anti-tank guided missile launched from an M3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting Vehicle tracked armoured reconnaissance vehicle to beat his opponent at chess and James upgrades his shopping trolley to safely shop at a Tesco Express in the dangerous area that is South London at 3:00 a.m.
Nice
Now, make the Bradley a Maus and i’m set to watch lmao
Ok wehraboo
@@Westernmarylandrwyoffcialyt wut
How did you know great wizard
Tonight, on 87 degrees on the X axis, Jeremy Clarkson drives the newest Tesla supercar, Richard Hammond dies from malaria in the Congo, and James May launches multiple ICBMs at Moscow, Paris, Berlin, and London
Tonight on reverse gear, Jeremy Clarkson gets addicted to factorio, Richard Hammond buys out ecotechprom, and James May takes a piss on his grandfather's grave
tonight on inverted gear
james commits a hate crime and goes to prison for evading 71 taxes for the last 12 years, but escapes after committing homicide on everyone in the prison using a reasonably priced car and a M4A1 obtained from the prison armory.
hammond discovers toads taste gud
I start a race war between the US and malaysia
Tonight on Vertical gear
I get electrocuted trying to plug a butt plug inside an extension chord
James is arrested for the possession of 695 GB of Loli h3ntai
And Hamster is killed in a suicide bombing in Iraq
Tonight on juxtapositional gear,
I start WW3 by being a necrophile
Hammond buys 10 Samsung Galaxy A11's but accidentally burns them all in a field, yielding in a lithium fire
And James just
Tonight on Switch Gear, I put an ancient curse on a Lamborghini, Hammond blew up Hogwarts with a Ford Anglia, and James toured the shadow realm with a Dacia Sandero
0:12 I love how he already breaks character
tonight on neutral gear
richard eats a rice with a fork
james reads a book on the chimney
and i say bastard many times
Next day on TV:
Richard is executed for such a crime against humanity
Did someone say chimney?
tonight on top queer, I blow up what remains of the byzantine empire, richard uses an icbm in a chess match, and james launches a tank traveling at mach five into the british museum and then gets convicted of arson.
Everytime i hear the intro i get nostalgia. Like make me cry.
This hit me really hard
Yeah, i live bottomgear too
@@oi4986 same
It's sad 3 gnomes took over the show and ruined it
I didn’t grow up with it at all but I did grow up with mythbusters so when I hear the top gear theme it feels nostalgic
Lyrics:
*WHEEEEEEEEZE*
Welcome to Bottom Gear mates *hehehehehe*
Today on Bottom Gear I -drive a silent el-electric car-
Hammond uses a _fookin toilet_
And James commits 𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷
yes, my *fookin* toilet
Corey Donnan oekd
*Bo’om gear
How the fuck did you use a different font for arson?
Yes
Legend says when Jeremy was born, his mother only heard him scream “HAMMOOOOOOND” without crying.
California wildfires weren't caused by global warming
IT WAS JAMES
They werent global warming, it's the fear of global warming which means they arent properly managing their foliage. Couple that with a certain breed of tree from australia, that when it reaches maturity has an extremely flammable sap gifted and planted in california as a diplomatic action, and coming to maturity say around... this year. Don't blindly nod to global warming, amd actual look at what is positive for the environment.
@@jackson14431 gender reveal
F**kin' hammock
@@lukkruk6904 No it fire make Jams
@GioHoe Joestar Well it's a lesson in an alternate reality anyways, best to just read it as a poor attempt at humor and move on with your day.
Dear Bosnian Ape Society,
I cannot thank you enough. The creation of this video has lead to me discovering the show Top Gear, and eventually The Grand Tour, two shows we all now know and love. I likely never would have discovered these masterpieces if not for this masterpiece right here.
can i have the toilet?
£9999 quid
23.99¥
i'll do you one better:
1 dead rat
take it -or leave it- _tAKE IT_
*TAKE IT*
@@indecisivecountdooku1340 I'll buy it for a dead bat
It's the rat of the sky
@@BosnianApeSociety aight
*Tonight on toot geag, I drink the forbidden juice from the women's bathroom, Hammond kidnaps Thai schoolgirls and sells them in Columbia for Colgate, and James learns to fly by overdosing on LSD*
The only real way to learn to fly
@@louiesatterwhite3885 Its how to discover the way to simply miss the ground
Noo not the forbidden juice!!
😂😂😂
That's how Erich Hartmann and Rotte Kampflieger became Aces
I was not prepared for James committing arson.
Neither was Slough.
Clearly you have not seen Top Gear
@@someopinion I've been watching Top Gear since the cool wall was a thing my guy
Tonight on Bottom Gear, Richard helps Nazi war criminals escape to Argentina, James forces a pregnant woman to smoke and I get run over by a combine harvester
‘Slough on fire again’
Good.
The Kingdom's hearth.
What I've gathered is that Slough is the England of England.
So... Slough is the California of England? Okay.
@@banyanclark3524 there isn't really a comparison tbh, it's more of just a bad town in england
How does this have less than 1k views? It deserves way more this is bloody amazing
@@deadlybasilisk74 true but this dude also animated it so he put effort into it and I think that effort deserves more views
What do u mean? It's got 21k
@@Hey_Im_Cable oh shit it had a lot less views 2 weeks ago. I'm happy that the creator has more views
Innit
Now it's got 34K
If this is the future of British humor I welcome it
Agreed
"The human brain is very complex"
The human brain:
The human brain: *commits arson*
tonight on bottom gear mates
i stole a lawnmower to cut down some ery arson
richard crashes the new lamborghini corsa into the queen's palace
and james makes a fake vw golf made out of syanide
Today on a gear that has been projected with an initial velocity with horizontal and vertical components in the ratio of 1:3 in the upwards direction:
Jeremy Clarkson overclocks his vehicle’s engine and decimates the living estate of a family of 5 while breaking the sound barrier in the process, Richard Hammond defies the laws of physics and projectile motion using a detached toilet from his next door neighbours’ bathroom he broke into last night using a shovel, and James Bay decides to endanger the living environment of Slough by committing perilous acts of arson, which engulfs the habitats of many local animals and leaving a few people in critical condition from the massive flames produced in the explosion.
All of this and more... on Verbose Gear.
bro i was laughing the entire time i read this XD
As a pyromaniac, I approve of James’s actions.
I like how Clarkson driving on the left side even though the Van is right handed, because he is British
bri'ish
Ok
I replying to myself
bri'esh
Before I saw top gear, I thought this meme was exaggerated. After seeing the show... this could be an actual episode
Top gear intro plays:
RUclips subtitles: *posh laughing*
Ｊａｍｅｓ ｃｏｍｍｉｔｓ ａｒｓｏｎ
I've watched this 10 times and still can't figure out why it makes me cackle like a madman
0:26 its a boy!
Oop now he is ash.
I think it would be a girl
Intersex!
Jeremy was in the passenger seat, a mailbox was driving the silent electric car.
Slough on fire again.
Pretty much.
Tonight on Neutral Gear: Hammond discovers that Africa is a country, James reloads a shotgun, and I drive a Toyota Prius into a lake
james discovered the vast majority of the roblox playerbase
i shit you not every time i play roblox i take 200 psychic damage from having to witness the unleashed stupidity of a bunch of children, to be fair it IS a kids game but still
I've heard that in Africa, every 60 secconds, a minute passes
Tonight on Low Gear. Me and James are going to commit war crimes in Syria to provoke another Russian involvement to start ww3. Meanwhile Richard drinks hydroflouric acid from the sink
He doesn't use the shotgun, he just reloads it.
"James commit arson"
*nahh, it's just a gender reveal party*
It’s a girl
@@Radiosilenced James commits*, I know it sounds weird cos James sounds like plural haha
@@123playwright I just realized that the comment had a typo until you corrected it
@@Radiosilenced Its a fire!
Tunoight on the stick in the down position, I discover the most painful body part to place in a car’s running muffler, Richard launches himself into orbit using a car bought for three pence, and James.
James what?
I absolutely lost it when James committed arson 😂
That posh laugh really hit me
when bottom gear is normal and top gear isn't, that's when you know you've hit a new low
'Slough on fire again' oh my god
I love how Jeremy is on the passenger seat of the van with no driver
"Slough on fire again" really got me 🤣
" Tonight on Bottom Gear *I drive a silent electric car** " Love the accent
Honestly, sounds like something they would do.
Tonight on fourteen missing children, James gets charged with conspiracy to murder the pope, Richard commits war crimes in Uganda, and Jeremy time travels back to 1918 to experience the Spanish flu epidemic first hand
"James commits arson", I think I might tatoo this onto my chest
"Slough on fire again"
I can only hope
Dude this is legit amazing. So happy you made this.
Sad because Top Gear intro plays
Laughed from the 3D footage and funny imitation
Sad again because it cuts to the studio
10/10 video mate, was a rollercoaster
that car was so silent he didn't hear the house comming
Song: Jessica by the Allman Brothers
That intro music is iconic af
Jeremy driving the "silent electric car" (Ford Transit - I'm guessing there wasn't an available model of "Geoff?") from the passenger seat into a house actually has preccident. He once tried to drive a car from the back seat ... and crashed. Not sure I've seen Hammond throw a toilet, but of the three he seems the most likely to do so. James committing arson and setting Slough on fire again - I suppose it's possible if Jeremy happens to be in Slough.
Slough on fire again lmaoo
"..and James commits arson..........twat"
Lmao! XD
Tonight: we make an electric "car" out of duct tape and super glue
I subbed because you have a funny name. Now I see you also have funny memes. It was more than worth it
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
I remember watching Top Gear as a toddler when I still lived in England. I would browse through the channel catalog and see it every now and then. I was there for the car stuff, not the talk show stuff.
great, now you have to recreate the full video. this shit is too perfect
Goddamn i've watched so much Xavier: Renegade Angel that I thought this was another clip from that show
Yes! Love your channel!
Tonight on Second Gear:
Hammond plays Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing while the rest of us compete with Gordon Ramsey in Guy’s Grocery Games.
*Tonight on Bottom Gear: We attempt to offend a random ethnic group but accidently complement them!*
0:14 the best show that breaks laws of physics
Bottom gear is my new favorite bootleg.
> Slough on fire again
No firefighter bothered to show up
Tonight on slightly more than middle gear, I build a 2-phase heat seeking missile in my mom's basement, Hammond launches a toilet at Mach 2, and James restarts the cold war by stealing all the cheese in Russia.
How can Slough be fire again if it always is
TONIGHT (on reverse gear)
Richard buys some tall boots...
Clarkson turns everyone into jelly...
...and James eats everybody!
im glad yall recognise the top trio as the legitimate top gear
This is great!!! Do more also I hope James gets a big head in the next ep
XD
“A silently electric cahrr” 😂😂😂
I love ur edits
the mix of two things I love so dearly yet never taught I wanted this much
Your name is perfectly captures my home town
My dude you cant repost the live action video while leaving the rest out
This will never get old
Oh I love this episode! This is the one where they all huff exhaust fumes
Tonight on Slanted Gear
I honk incessantly at bicycles
Hammond robs a gas station
And James moves to America to exercise his Second Amendment rights
SLOUGH ON FIRE AGAIN LMFAOOOO
Love this episode
Bottom Gear videos got to be the greatest parody that not even time can defeat
"Today on bottom gear: I drive a silent electric car, Hammond uses a focking toilet and James commits arson hhhhhhhhhhhhhh he hehe he he."
Full episode when?
I finally got my wish for someone to animate jixaw's content. Thanks!
"Slough on fire again" That's where I live lmao
A boomerang toilet? Is that what I saw?
Tonight, on "What Gear?"
I get lost in Sainburys, Hammond stabs someone for being Foreign, and James waits in a Queue for Wa'er.
The Stig drowns Children in Tea....
And Boris Johnson (Our Special Guest) is "Crumpeted" after refusing to acknowledge the one Argentine Citizen stepping foot on the Falklands.
Tonight, on 276° gear
I engine swapped an electric car to further pollute southern london
Hammond detonates all Serbian military equipment over the presence of a toilet seat
And James commits vehicular manslaughter with 2008 honda civic
this had to be the most accurate top gear meme ive ever fucking seen.
this is the best video on youtube
Toenight on bottomless ger:
Hammong crashes his car 63 times, gains 931363nanometers of hight.
Jams says cock 68743326th time, loses his hair due to diarrhea.
And I offend at least 9808 people while eating a nice warm steak.