1942 Vintage German Ration Scho-Ka-Kola Chocolate MRE Taste Testing Review

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @equinsuocha1213
    @equinsuocha1213 5 лет назад +3046

    “Hey man, you got anymore of that uhh, German chocolate?”

  • @RaxanRaven
    @RaxanRaven 6 лет назад +6907

    'Eats chocolate meant to boost soldiers'
    few seconds later
    'Shakes like crazy'

    • @cylentkills
      @cylentkills 5 лет назад +210

      And pooping like from exlax

    • @djesm1t
      @djesm1t 5 лет назад +15

      Haha so true!

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 5 лет назад +592

      Next he'll be getting a sudden urge to invade Poland.

    • @lettuce3696
      @lettuce3696 5 лет назад +20

      And then faints

    • @lettuce3696
      @lettuce3696 5 лет назад +16

      The Raddest Chad hahahahahaha

  • @alejogonzalezpedrana3839
    @alejogonzalezpedrana3839 5 лет назад +95

    7:47 it's soo gooood...
    lol the dramatic look and the way he says it 😆

  • @Legitpenguins99
    @Legitpenguins99 4 года назад +88

    I juzt remembered my grandpa has a unopened pack of Japanese ciggarettes that his dad got from some Japanese soldiers in WW2

    • @LosBerkos
      @LosBerkos 4 года назад +8

      "Got from"?

    • @Mining4Lithium
      @Mining4Lithium 4 года назад +14

      @@LosBerkos got them from dead or captured soldiers

    • @bolnazmob9665
      @bolnazmob9665 4 года назад +9

      @@Mining4Lithium
      It was a "gift"

    • @antony9956
      @antony9956 3 года назад +11

      He just... Relocated them for... Reasons of strategic importance.

    • @zacharyellison4189
      @zacharyellison4189 3 года назад

      Them things would be worth something

  • @RoseDeDax
    @RoseDeDax 4 года назад +1

    Just imagining a German soldier screaming.
    “THERE IS SOME GOOD SHIT IN MY CHOCOLATE WOOOO!!!”

  • @infin1ty850
    @infin1ty850 7 лет назад +14

    holy crap, I've bought chocolate that's only a few months old that has more oxidation than that.

  • @Olds_Gold
    @Olds_Gold 10 месяцев назад +2

    What's coating your throat is called " the drip" 😂

  • @nosleep6829
    @nosleep6829 5 лет назад +1

    dude your hands were shaking crazy at the beginning of the video

  • @survivingchicago5797
    @survivingchicago5797 6 лет назад +4599

    After the chocolate and cigarettes.... he stayed up the rest of the night changing the oil in the car and painting the house....

    • @ohger1
      @ohger1 5 лет назад +265

      ...meanwhile, his wife - noticing his manic energy, ran for cover...

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 5 лет назад +109

      Then he called all of his ex-girlfriends and threw his car keys out the window.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 5 лет назад +155

      Well, the Nazis did invent a chocolate infused with meth called "Pervitin."

    • @erichbreckoff3405
      @erichbreckoff3405 5 лет назад +87

      @@BigPuddin Pervitin is pretty much meth

    • @crazyj-od6pd
      @crazyj-od6pd 5 лет назад +5

      Right lmfao

  • @michaelballspenis2723
    @michaelballspenis2723 4 года назад +732

    “Honey come to bed”
    “One minute babe in smoking a 78 year old German cigarette”

    • @LosBerkos
      @LosBerkos 4 года назад

      @megawoolf 13 '

    • @ጭስዋሪማና
      @ጭስዋሪማና 3 года назад

      @@LosBerkos no hes already got the apostacy in his profile pic

  • @raptorbadger3131
    @raptorbadger3131 7 лет назад +5547

    "Man this chocolate is great but there's something about it that i-"
    *starts speaking German and marching*

    • @vertigoanna
      @vertigoanna 6 лет назад +96

      Raptor Badger
      oh man...you made me laugh 😂😂😂

    • @iosant
      @iosant 6 лет назад +120

      This product is still in production, i bout 2 of them from german benzinery market yesturday in my trip through germany. Price is 3.9 euros per pice, the can looks slide diferent but the chocolate is still the same model

    • @johncameron8730
      @johncameron8730 6 лет назад +76

      Almost snorted my coke

    • @TheBanatter
      @TheBanatter 6 лет назад +42

      Travis Woods
      Are you trolling? How old are you? What was the point behind your subjective comment?

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 6 лет назад +16

      soooo....you had a line ready...straw in hand....

  • @alala5559
    @alala5559 5 лет назад +3575

    8:20 "This might be the best chocolate I've ever had"
    *Stares into nothingness and has flashbacks of WW2*

  • @grumpychef1539
    @grumpychef1539 6 лет назад +3042

    *Wife yells
    Honey, are you smoking nazi cigarettes again?

  • @ryandtibbetts2962
    @ryandtibbetts2962 4 года назад +1298

    Steve eats the chocolate...
    Steve: "I have lost the ability to blink."

  • @Dethcloxy
    @Dethcloxy 7 лет назад +2832

    "Let's get this onto a mini tray here."
    *very faint "Nice" can be heard*
    This man is a national treasure.

    • @masterjeaf96
      @masterjeaf96 7 лет назад +74

      Dethcloxy literally just came searching for this comment

    • @wesleythoman9873
      @wesleythoman9873 7 лет назад +84

      I'm so happy I wasn't the only one who appreciated the "nice".

    • @elbob099
      @elbob099 7 лет назад +24

      Wesley Thoman think most of us do lol and the "mmkay" "mmkay nice"

    • @vincentbeausejour4520
      @vincentbeausejour4520 7 лет назад +27

      Was scared that he wouldn't say it for a moment, was not dissapointed

    • @lucidjackson8291
      @lucidjackson8291 7 лет назад +2

      Lmfao

  • @norcaldeemichaels
    @norcaldeemichaels 5 лет назад +468

    “I don’t know what it is about this chocolate, I just wanna...I just wanna keep smelling it”

  • @durt214
    @durt214 3 года назад +740

    Wow, I used to love these when my electrician grandfather gave these out in Argentina.

  • @ads4641
    @ads4641 6 лет назад +1324

    Steve has to be one of the nicest most interesting guys on YT. He is calm, thoughtful, insanely adventurous and full of informative historical info. Thanks!

    • @ahsanvirk130
      @ahsanvirk130 5 лет назад +36

      A treasure trove of information

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 года назад +10

      Full of historical meal, and many of them is expired

    • @karmamcgowan8675
      @karmamcgowan8675 4 года назад +1

      Adrian Sca Ik right

    • @GioPotatoes
      @GioPotatoes 4 года назад +13

      And he drugged himself with methamphetamine chocolate.

    • @GioPotatoes
      @GioPotatoes 3 года назад

      @MrBrenman 21 uh, yes? Nearly all german rations on the eastern front had methamphetamine

  • @slpwlkr73
    @slpwlkr73 5 лет назад +3677

    53% dark chocolate, 47% cocaine... “I can’t stop smelling it!” 😂

    • @trollmastermike52845
      @trollmastermike52845 5 лет назад +4

      lol

    • @suntzu4691
      @suntzu4691 5 лет назад +201

      Plus 200mg of caffeine in that bar alone.

    • @liamt2798
      @liamt2798 5 лет назад +427

      The Nazi soldiers were given methamphetamine pills called Pervitin they looked like candy. There's definitely something in that chocolate

    • @wicked313diesel
      @wicked313diesel 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @grizzlyaddams3606
      @grizzlyaddams3606 5 лет назад +71

      @@liamt2798 That stuff is still rife in the Czech Republic. Something like 5% of the population there is hopelessly addicted.

  • @stinkfun
    @stinkfun 5 лет назад +2171

    I opened up a can of tuna the other day and actually said "Nice Hiss". My wife was like, what?

    • @adamjohnsrud1840
      @adamjohnsrud1840 5 лет назад +113

      Every time i lift that tab on a beer ive found myself saying nice hiss

    • @cozyapustaja8249
      @cozyapustaja8249 5 лет назад +62

      I’d be careful around hissing cans

    • @jaysunten
      @jaysunten 5 лет назад +15

      David Roberts - I did that just today with a can of chicken!!!!

    • @m.r.heppener8659
      @m.r.heppener8659 5 лет назад +8

      Tuna of death - always wear your mask

    • @MichaelsExplorations
      @MichaelsExplorations 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @SFVYachtClub
    @SFVYachtClub 3 года назад +74

    "This chocolate tastes great! I just wish I could gets these spiders out from under my skin..."

  • @Paul-zt3dw
    @Paul-zt3dw 5 лет назад +2610

    “It’s the caffeine that’ll keep you up all night”
    Steve, I think it’s the amphetamine that’ll keep you up more

    • @topkek5164
      @topkek5164 5 лет назад +255

      There is no meth in Schokakola. You mean Panzerschokolade or Pervitin. Looks different. :)

    • @headinthecloudsagain1735
      @headinthecloudsagain1735 5 лет назад +80

      topkek pervitin is meth

    • @plumpstery5199
      @plumpstery5199 5 лет назад +61

      @@topkek5164 pervitine is meth lol

    • @Tolgakanal
      @Tolgakanal 4 года назад +108

      @@topkek5164 There is no Pervitin in modern Schokakola but in the old ones like here there is

    • @saltymcginger2027
      @saltymcginger2027 4 года назад +15

      @@Tolgakanal wait... then that means...

  • @Magnificoooooo
    @Magnificoooooo 7 лет назад +665

    its 5am and I'm watching a guy eat chocolate from WW2

    • @Gibblets411
      @Gibblets411 6 лет назад +14

      6am a year later. Great channel.

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 6 лет назад +9

      not just any chocolate. nazi chocolate!

    • @Hotdog_pimpin
      @Hotdog_pimpin 6 лет назад +2

      Y’all still watching this video ?

    • @maydonkyovoy968
      @maydonkyovoy968 6 лет назад +2

      5:13am here ;)

    • @djth2641
      @djth2641 6 лет назад +4

      Welcome to the Steve1989 community

  • @SuperTelecom
    @SuperTelecom 6 лет назад +125

    I know people have a laugh at Steves admittedly hilarious shaking when he's opening rations but in cases like this it's completely understandable. The number of remaining Nazi German rations surviving to this day in edable/smokable condition must be absolutely miniscule. Love ya Steve, never change.

  • @BigGrease1
    @BigGrease1 4 года назад +169

    >eats german chocolate
    >starts holding his cigarette like a german
    oh no

  • @gambino9129
    @gambino9129 5 лет назад +1162

    Steve has eaten more history then my school teaches in a year.

    • @___Nobody__
      @___Nobody__ 3 года назад +24

      Judging by that grammar I agree with you

    • @gambino9129
      @gambino9129 3 года назад +18

      @@___Nobody__ yes grammatical errors exist, big surprise

    • @anthonygarcia5375
      @anthonygarcia5375 3 года назад +4

      @@___Nobody__ rude but hilarious lol

    • @yert1832
      @yert1832 3 года назад +3

      @@___Nobody__ he just messed up an a with an e but funny nonetheless

  • @БернардоГалкер
    @БернардоГалкер 5 лет назад +709

    He spent all night putting food on trays and saying "Nice!" afterwards

  • @javimb92
    @javimb92 6 лет назад +474

    Lol
    Stranger: “steve what are you doing for living?”
    Steve: “i eat food that is 80 years old”

    • @DJ_Bonebraker
      @DJ_Bonebraker 5 лет назад +11

      ..."Then I smoke 75 year old cigarettes when I'm done."

    • @plushluigi7417
      @plushluigi7417 Год назад

      Sometimes food that's over 120 years old

  • @justinrichard4190
    @justinrichard4190 7 лет назад +1563

    Show us your entire collection/ house tour.

  • @HomerJay1983
    @HomerJay1983 6 лет назад +868

    Hi, im from Germany and love your channel :) I just want you to know that we can still buy the Scho-ka-kola - even in the round Metal Tins - today, at most of our Gas Stations. Keep up your fantastic work and greetings from Munich, Germany :)

    • @0TurnAround0
      @0TurnAround0 6 лет назад +43

      Echt? Hab die noch nie gesehen. Gibts die bei Rewe oder so?

    • @Amarandwolf
      @Amarandwolf 6 лет назад +37

      Die gibt es wie HomerJay sagte an Tankstellen, sind eig für LKW Fahrer als Kaffee-Ersatz gedacht.

    • @marvi6477
      @marvi6477 6 лет назад +3

      @@0TurnAround0 Kannst du auch bei ASMC bestellen.

    • @aronkovacs1386
      @aronkovacs1386 6 лет назад +10

      HomerJay1983 how much is it normally in Euros? I see them online and they seem expensive

    • @blazinpuffs
      @blazinpuffs 6 лет назад +1

      Hey babe!

  • @iamjacksfists6550
    @iamjacksfists6550 7 лет назад +685

    I love it how he genuinely loves this stuff so much he shakes out of excitement. This is true passion.👏

    • @TJ-bg4fw
      @TJ-bg4fw 7 лет назад +110

      Meatbeat Boogie Amphetamines in the chocolate....

    • @smellofpissoffu
      @smellofpissoffu 7 лет назад +27

      Opening doors in the house , nice hiss , mmm no hiss.

    • @davidhutton4817
      @davidhutton4817 6 лет назад +24

      Queen of sass oh i see, that’s why he’s was shaking before he ate the chocolate...

    • @kevind2409
      @kevind2409 6 лет назад +17

      nah thats that "I just ate century old chocolate and my body is in shock" shake

    • @guesswho8093
      @guesswho8093 6 лет назад +3

      I think the shakes were from gym supplements u can tell he works out by his hands

  • @k-trashradio5163
    @k-trashradio5163 2 года назад +313

    To date this is the only only time Steve has tried German ww2 era rations

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Год назад +33

      Well to be fair German rations weren't like American rations. They weren't meant for long term storage and Soldier's were only allowed to eat them with permission from their platoon CO if they didn't have immediate access to their field kitchen.

    • @dolphin265
      @dolphin265 Год назад

      Bc every other meal was a tube of pervatin

    • @teejin669
      @teejin669 Год назад +20

      ​@rc59191 and the Germans did not have a surplus of rations so they were mostly consumed im guessing.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Год назад +25

      @@teejin669 yep that too I remember by the end of World War I the German Wehrmacht was down to eating almost nothing but turnip soup and turnip bread or even sawdust bread. Can't imagine the results were much different in World War II especially since they were being hit on two fronts plus no way to bring in food supplies from their overseas allies.

    • @donovanyoung1220
      @donovanyoung1220 11 месяцев назад

      the food shortages were surprisingly not as bad during the 2nd world war for Germany, but the thing about German rations where they based their idea on field kitchens and homemade short-term rations. So, they would have never withstood the stains of time, as they were either consumed, or just disappeared.@@rc59191

  • @TheSergio1021
    @TheSergio1021 5 лет назад +180

    So excited, he's literally vibrating

    • @cavejohnson4306
      @cavejohnson4306 4 года назад +55

      That might be the meth in the chocolate

    • @SienjorQueso
      @SienjorQueso 3 года назад +24

      @@cavejohnson4306 I know its a year ago but no there is no meth in there, only caffeine this is not the german pervitin enhanced chocolate. Just in case it wasn't a joke you were makng

  • @uptonosstle1859
    @uptonosstle1859 6 лет назад +734

    You’re like the awesome older brother of Reviewbrah, who smokes Nazi cigarettes and eats 3rd Reich chocolate. Thank you for your videos.

    • @Hedvigu
      @Hedvigu 6 лет назад +7

      I totally agree!

    • @adamsmith8660
      @adamsmith8660 6 лет назад +7

      Upton Osstle haha that's hilariously accurate

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 6 лет назад +1

      who the hell would be review bruh

    • @tadounia01
      @tadounia01 6 лет назад +14

      The cigarettes are turkish.

    • @joharakiri
      @joharakiri 6 лет назад +28

      Guten Tag everyone! Dies ist running on empty... Drittes Reich review!

  • @kevinparks5220
    @kevinparks5220 7 лет назад +186

    Loved the mini nice after the mini tray was used...

    • @SuperKyle309
      @SuperKyle309 7 лет назад +17

      Kevin Parks glad I'm not the only one who got a kick outa that too.

    • @nothingshocking
      @nothingshocking 7 лет назад

      That was great!

    • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
      @the_real_Kurt_Yarish 7 лет назад +3

      Kevin Parks Just about to comment that myself!

    • @LalebKuke
      @LalebKuke 7 лет назад +1

      I think it's Steve's nervous little tick😂

  • @BananaLizard
    @BananaLizard 5 лет назад +276

    GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S FINEST!!

  • @carlruf9037
    @carlruf9037 6 лет назад +382

    I think the reason you may be picking up leather scents in those items is because most Germans soldiers used leather webbing, cartridge boxes, and other storage gear while the allies used cotton and synthetics for their gear. The chocolate and cigs would pick up the leather tannin and natural odor of the materials if they were stored in them for a period of time. I think Band of Brothers (book) mentioned that Earl McClung could "smell" the presence of Germans, esp. in damp weather. It was all the leather accoutrements the Germans donned or sported.

    • @ddt0889
      @ddt0889 5 лет назад +42

      Turkish tobacco itself has some leathery and woody notes while smoking it also. I like it in pipe tobacco blends.

    • @z.h.a.t8964
      @z.h.a.t8964 2 года назад +3

      Wow.

  • @mrstylezz5381
    @mrstylezz5381 5 лет назад +371

    Tastes and smells like leather boots..
    15 minutes later he starts marching to Erika..

  • @tpowell453
    @tpowell453 7 лет назад +356

    Right after this video, Steve invaded Poland. He's OK now. Once the chocolate wore off he mellowed out and stopped the attack. LOL

    • @johnmartin4639
      @johnmartin4639 7 лет назад +6

      Ima SuperPerson well first he'd have to have 58000 fellow countrymen oppressed then massacred in bromberg and pomerania

    • @BravoSixGoingDark
      @BravoSixGoingDark 7 лет назад

      Lmao!

    • @thorsten8790
      @thorsten8790 6 лет назад +2

      How is he biased, he just stated historical facts, are you denying the suffering und unjustice germany went trough, partially thanks to poland?
      And what "nazi" youtubers is he subscribing to

  • @wesleystein8149
    @wesleystein8149 3 года назад +254

    Steve: Eats Shoka-Kola... "This might be the best chocolate I've ever had"...That's the meth 😂
    30 min. Later: Hands Shake
    1 Hour Later: Invades Poland

    • @antonious4132
      @antonious4132 3 года назад +5

      30 seconds later :
      Beard and mustache shrinks and hair turns into a comb over

    • @skycurtiss8658
      @skycurtiss8658 3 года назад +2

      2 hours later invades France

  • @diehard2705
    @diehard2705 6 лет назад +517

    I think my favorite part is how hard you’re shaking, because it shows how excited and in awe you are during filming

    • @STP_Fantasma
      @STP_Fantasma 6 лет назад +92

      Diehard 270 Lol nah he’s tweaking

    • @rotomblack8389
      @rotomblack8389 6 лет назад +99

      he ate the first chocolate wheel before filming

    • @giannihuertas9910
      @giannihuertas9910 6 лет назад +62

      Hell, I’d be shaking if I was opening a pack of nazi cigarettes

    • @geographyinaction7814
      @geographyinaction7814 5 лет назад +45

      It's the 510 grams of caffeine in the chocolate he just ate....

    • @suzyqualcast6269
      @suzyqualcast6269 5 лет назад +8

      Lucky fella - s'all the Dexy's he pulled out the US pilots survival kit!

  • @jonothedudeguy
    @jonothedudeguy 6 лет назад +474

    *gets high off the speed they put in the chocolate*

  • @kalebcartier5474
    @kalebcartier5474 6 лет назад +256

    This brand of cigarettes actually existed until 2016, it was discontinued due to its primary customers, WW2 veterans either passing away or Quitting smoking. It was never popular among the youths of Germany due to it being Turkish tobacco, (American Tobacco is preferred in Germany) These cigarettes were popular in WW2 due to Turkish tobacco being all they could acquire. I've actually read about Wehrmacht soldiers finding a French warehouse full of Cigarettes and that they rationed out the American cigarettes to Officers, while the standard infantry man would have to smoke these.

    • @rollipollirock
      @rollipollirock 5 лет назад +5

      2:19 “Nice Hiss”

    • @hayro252
      @hayro252 3 года назад +17

      Didn't know German vets preferred Turk smokes. Those ain't even being made in Turkey anymore.

  • @Voidward
    @Voidward 5 лет назад +201

    Bro, opening those cigs, it's pretty clear you've had way too much caffeine.

    • @mattias_gren
      @mattias_gren 4 года назад +30

      Stan V meth meth meth meth

    • @ShojoBakunyu
      @ShojoBakunyu 4 года назад +8

      "Caffeine"... 😜😜😜

    • @tobim5574
      @tobim5574 4 года назад +10

      @@ShojoBakunyu There is no meth in Chokacola. Just caffeine.

    • @Nyctophiliac.
      @Nyctophiliac. 4 года назад +17

      @@tobim5574 they put stimulants in the chocolate back in WW2

    • @Idontwantahandle6669
      @Idontwantahandle6669 4 года назад +9

      @@tobim5574 these are the special ones made for German soldiers.

  • @Schmats1
    @Schmats1 5 лет назад +147

    Imagine going up to a ww2 german veteran and offering him one of those smokes lol

    • @SwedishEmpire1700
      @SwedishEmpire1700 4 года назад +30

      There would be memories, and tears and then you sing "Erika" together

    • @cavejohnson4306
      @cavejohnson4306 4 года назад +28

      Heyyy, you wouldn’t have any of the _methchocolate_ would you?

    • @JamesScott-f2l
      @JamesScott-f2l 14 дней назад

      We call those nazis where I'm from

  • @whatbrettdid
    @whatbrettdid 7 лет назад +95

    I don't know how I found this channel, but fuck me it is compelling.

  • @gemmaevans2013
    @gemmaevans2013 7 лет назад +236

    Steve please be alive 😢

    • @trh6483
      @trh6483 7 лет назад +34

      gemmaevans2013 why u worring? he'll eat safe things.

    • @giovannisilvagnoli6
      @giovannisilvagnoli6 7 лет назад +15

      gemmaevans2013 those old ass foods are catching up to him, his hands are staring to shake more

    • @poopexcavator3674
      @poopexcavator3674 7 лет назад +2

      Giova_the_beast lol what, that makes no sense

    • @coltenmeyer2775
      @coltenmeyer2775 7 лет назад +65

      He always shakes when he opens something extremly rare like both of these items. Try to get your hands on authentic nazi smokes and chocolates and youd be quite excited as well

    • @tpowell453
      @tpowell453 7 лет назад +9

      That's 'cause this candy had more than caffeine in it. lol

  • @mclovin6039
    @mclovin6039 5 лет назад +335

    The moment you see Steve get addicted to nazi chocolate 🍫 🤣😂

  • @mikezbr
    @mikezbr 5 лет назад +680

    "can't put my finger on it" = amphetamines...lol

    • @texasdeeslinglead2401
      @texasdeeslinglead2401 4 года назад +3

      That would have been hilarious .

    • @icantthinkofaname15
      @icantthinkofaname15 4 года назад +1

      @Tim Allen he would have said it's caffeine

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 3 года назад +11

      @@texasdeeslinglead2401 nah it’s not a joke, that chocolate is actually filled with meth

    • @SienjorQueso
      @SienjorQueso 3 года назад +6

      @@floo1465 its not, I don't know why the whole comment section seems to be making this claim/joke the german pervitin enhanced chocolate is something wholly different

    • @collecter3456
      @collecter3456 3 года назад +3

      @@floo1465 It's kola nut not meth.

  • @willpugh8865
    @willpugh8865 7 лет назад +55

    i wish ANYTHING interested me as much as MRE's interest this dude, hes so happy

  • @AtomicPeacenik
    @AtomicPeacenik 7 лет назад +1394

    Wow, your content is getting better and better.

  • @316nicolez
    @316nicolez 4 года назад +117

    “God forbid I ever have kids” I love Steve 😂👌🏼

  • @JusayinGamin
    @JusayinGamin 6 лет назад +523

    Eats 76 year old chocolate and hands get real jittery 😬
    Something bitter that I can’t put my finger on... yikes

    • @twowheelsclubseals
      @twowheelsclubseals 6 лет назад +196

      Nazi amphetamines

    • @antfrid7572
      @antfrid7572 6 лет назад +57

      Pervitin

    • @punkccorpse
      @punkccorpse 5 лет назад +16

      @@antfrid7572 Bervitin :DD

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 лет назад +56

      When he said it was used for performance enhancing and had kola in the name I instantly assumed it had cocaine in it.

    • @davidwood5568
      @davidwood5568 5 лет назад +24

      It is cocaine

  • @sheriffofnottingham9810
    @sheriffofnottingham9810 6 лет назад +558

    "The Delta Dresden Factory...wonder of they're still around?" Cut scene to Feb 1945 allied bombers carpet bombing Dresden to a fiery mess.

    • @trymrep7326
      @trymrep7326 5 лет назад +13

      Wonder if its still around, or maybe a square......

    • @TheJomeister
      @TheJomeister 5 лет назад +100

      true... most underrated war crime

    • @Monaghan
      @Monaghan 5 лет назад +35

      Apparently the building that produced these cigarettes is still standing. Currently an office building.

    • @Peter1Europe
      @Peter1Europe 5 лет назад +16

      213 German civilians got stuck to death in melted chocolate that night.

    • @ThatCamel104
      @ThatCamel104 5 лет назад +20

      @@TheJomeister Aw, c'mon, we were just trying to make sure the Germans were warm in the winter.

  • @johnniebee4328
    @johnniebee4328 5 лет назад +618

    "thirst provoking dryness" - obviously you just ate meth chocolate

    • @mansurtxafapapaias3517
      @mansurtxafapapaias3517 3 года назад +1

      keep it cold for the next time

    • @angeldust971
      @angeldust971 3 года назад +13

      It has no meth in it

    • @ricky6608
      @ricky6608 2 года назад +2

      @@angeldust971 Yeah cause the nazis wouldn’t lie on labels right?

  • @justicar5
    @justicar5 5 лет назад +71

    *eats two pieces of Scho-ka-kola * can't sleep for 3 days..

  • @jjodoin05
    @jjodoin05 7 лет назад +285

    "This might be the best chocolate that I've ever had" *looks longing into the distance* *continues eating*

    • @raver4lyfe16
      @raver4lyfe16 6 лет назад +17

      Nothing beats 70 year old chocolate and ciggeretes lol goes to show how much better things where made back then shit today you can barley eat after 2 weeks yet this has lasted over 70 years

    • @whysosyria1
      @whysosyria1 6 лет назад +11

      As they said on the simpsons, Germany is the land of chocolate

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 6 лет назад

      Matt1991 Actually I think its because it was aged, not sure, but I doubt new ration chocolate would be that good straight out of the box.

    • @balls8013
      @balls8013 6 лет назад +14

      It has meth in it

    • @wailnshred
      @wailnshred 6 лет назад +1

      I think Vitamultin was the secret ingredient to German chocolate back then. lol

  • @CommunistSpyware
    @CommunistSpyware 6 лет назад +744

    It smells like invanding Poland

  • @herrkollege5707
    @herrkollege5707 5 лет назад +191

    The video is a bit older, but I just saw it now by coincidence. I live in Dresden. The building of the former Delta cigarette factory stood until 1990, but was then demolished. Today, there is an office complex on the site. Today there is only the F6 cigarette factory in Dresden, a daughter of Philip Morris. They almost only produce tobacco for home-turning.
    On the topic Scho-ka-kola: I tried both versions today (Dark and milk). Other today's chocolates, I find by far tastier. :-) Did you also try the current chocolate? What is the difference to the historical version? Visually has changed little. No logo in the middle.
    Thanks and bye.

    • @abrunosON
      @abrunosON 4 года назад +13

      That leather smell he's referring is probably amphetamines like hundreds pointed out.

  • @BigDHomeVideo
    @BigDHomeVideo 4 года назад +31

    Friend: "So what did you do today?"
    Me: "I watched a dude on RUclips smoke a 75 year old Cigarette, he said it tasted like a boot"
    Friend: ...

  • @noelcrawford6874
    @noelcrawford6874 5 лет назад +526

    You've probably eaten the last meal of someone who killed someone whose last meal you also had. But 70 years ago

  • @PetesBuilds
    @PetesBuilds 6 лет назад +617

    This could so easily be a very successful Netflix series.

  • @kennystalker1
    @kennystalker1 7 лет назад +431

    Panzerschokolade got him shaking like the speed is kicking in xD lol

    • @ilikecheesesoupNEW
      @ilikecheesesoupNEW 7 лет назад

      kennystalker1 I

    • @michaelmeier7224
      @michaelmeier7224 7 лет назад +16

      This is NOT "Panzerschokolade".

    • @bavarianbenko8544
      @bavarianbenko8544 7 лет назад +6

      kennystalker1 panzerschokolade has nothing to do with chocolate so that you aware.Perpentin...wich is the formula of MDMA ...they gave it rhat nickname

    • @m81632
      @m81632 7 лет назад +15

      andy benko It's was called Pervitin, and it was amphetamine, not MDMA.

    • @biteursknbiteurskn
      @biteursknbiteurskn 6 лет назад +2

      MDMA is chemically related but a very different drug

  • @Zer0Skateboard
    @Zer0Skateboard 4 года назад +22

    This is oddly enough blocked im Germany. I needed to use a proxy to watch this.

    • @cma1thews
      @cma1thews 3 года назад +5

      all nazi imagery is illegal there so it makes sense imo

    • @anthonygarcia5375
      @anthonygarcia5375 3 года назад +5

      By my count it has a ss soldier and 2 swastikas one on the tax stamp and one on the chocolate it's sad that your censored fellow mre historian at least you don't live in china

  • @ouTPhaze
    @ouTPhaze 7 лет назад +191

    Is steve ok? He hasn't posted in 3 weeks!

    • @DUGEHIMSELF
      @DUGEHIMSELF 7 лет назад +5

      Chase Cagle I was just wondering the same thing. I look forward to these videos every week or two. We're worried about you Steve!

    • @jaysagen6738
      @jaysagen6738 7 лет назад +4

      Chase Cagle He has been very quite.

    • @bawtawbawt9439
      @bawtawbawt9439 7 лет назад +6

      He died yesterday from a cardiac arrest.

    • @shanetheclassic
      @shanetheclassic 7 лет назад +8

      he's alive he just posted a video

    • @samuelburningham5266
      @samuelburningham5266 7 лет назад +8

      Chase Cagle he is shaking so much...

  • @zakur0hako
    @zakur0hako 5 лет назад +361

    speed and cigs. killer combo

    • @johno9008
      @johno9008 5 лет назад +22

      zakur0hako literally

    • @tonybloodloss
      @tonybloodloss 3 года назад +7

      Breakfast of a champ

    • @DingaLingu
      @DingaLingu 8 месяцев назад

      Only 12 in a pack would probably help with the usual side effects

  • @SadCheetah
    @SadCheetah 5 лет назад +329

    WHEEZE
    from the wiki: "Prior to, and during, WWII Scho-Ka-Kola contained Pervitin (methamphetamine)"

    • @kingenfuuken
      @kingenfuuken 5 лет назад +35

      Where did you read that? The wiki says they were just chocolate laced with coffee.

    • @khaak2390
      @khaak2390 5 лет назад +20

      Sure
      Scho-Ka-Kola is a German brand of bitter-sweet dark chocolate consumed for its strong caffeine and kola nut mix. The chocolates have a caffeine content of about 0.2 percent, which is derived from the cocoa content of 58 percent and the addition of 2.6 percent roast coffee and 1.6 percent kola nut. The chocolate is divided into wedges held in a round metal canister. The red-and-white container design and recipe have changed very little since the original launch in 1936.
      Literally, from the Wiki

    • @dillonguffey1036
      @dillonguffey1036 4 года назад +4

      Luckily it isn't what you would call a shelf stable molecule

  • @PunchesCouches
    @PunchesCouches 4 года назад +23

    "i thought i was going to have just one piece but it's so good" 10 seconds later "iss schnell die ganze schokolade!"

  • @sphilbin60
    @sphilbin60 7 лет назад +65

    Hey Steve, I've never clicked on a video so fast haha
    Glad to see a couple new videos! They're such a treat for me

    • @slayaishere125
      @slayaishere125 7 лет назад +16

      2 videos one day!!!!! hell yeah Steve

    • @ryanmcdonough6179
      @ryanmcdonough6179 7 лет назад +2

      Shane Philbin same here haha, always love to watch these!

  • @JoseARomo-qv5fk
    @JoseARomo-qv5fk 6 лет назад +38

    I know a lot of people may not be all too happy with the fact that you actually open and consume these super rare items, but I'm actually glad you do it. The immense majority of the few people that get these things, would never even consider opening them. If you didn't open and try the rations on camera, most of us would never even see them

  • @alexisorozco9101
    @alexisorozco9101 7 лет назад +276

    Am i the only one that finds his videos very satisfying?

    • @Prince_Sharming
      @Prince_Sharming 7 лет назад +51

      Of course not. He wouldn't have 270K subs.

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 7 лет назад +22

      it's cause he looooooves everything. Such a positive guy.

    • @jordangallant8656
      @jordangallant8656 7 лет назад

      Locke he got almost 400 k now lol

    • @gregkerr725
      @gregkerr725 7 лет назад +1

      They're excellent........high quality for sure..........very nice.

    • @LairdDeimos
      @LairdDeimos 7 лет назад +13

      Would you say they're ... nice?

  • @lanceschaerer6875
    @lanceschaerer6875 3 года назад +10

    Either Steve is super excited about that deadly piece of history he just opened oooooorrrrrrr the schokocola has taken over cuz boss youre shakin like a leaf in a storm!

  • @marundiir4241
    @marundiir4241 7 лет назад +17

    Erm...buddy? You were really shaky in this video. And it has been 2 weeks since this last video uploaded...
    Are you alright?

    • @bawtawbawt9439
      @bawtawbawt9439 7 лет назад +1

      He died yesterday from a cardiac arrest.

  • @Perkelenaattori
    @Perkelenaattori 6 лет назад +231

    The modern Schokakola is 58% and the old one was 52%. I would bet the missing 6% was amphetamines/pervitin. :p

    • @kallianz
      @kallianz 6 лет назад +76

      Amphetamines weren't served in food, they were only found in pill form and were very rarerly issued at the start of the war and then abandoned. You can't run an army of junkies. This Nazis on meth bullshit is completely made up propaganda and used as an excuse of early war blunders made by the Allies.

    • @derwahrheit1814
      @derwahrheit1814 6 лет назад +28

      Kalli its not bullshit, read the book in german called : der totale rausch - drogen im 3. reich.

    • @dirkwichmann2225
      @dirkwichmann2225 6 лет назад +17

      Jep.... they worked with crack cocaine and other drugs .... to have fast ,wake and non scared troops.....

    • @juliogonzo2718
      @juliogonzo2718 6 лет назад +25

      @@kallianz usaf still gives amphetamines to pilots on long missions. I don't think they are junkies. This is not a new thing and did happen in wwii. What is better, a serviceman that is awake and has his wits about him and on drugs, or one who is not on drugs, and is fatigued and not thinking clearly?

    • @PabloAugustus
      @PabloAugustus 6 лет назад +2

      dailytalk.ch/wp-content/uploads/bilder/2013/12/Panzerschokolade.jpg

  • @billt7283
    @billt7283 6 лет назад +40

    Dude how do you afford this stuff? I know the cost of some of these items and I don’t think people fully appreciate it

    • @TheCityChamp3
      @TheCityChamp3 6 лет назад +3

      ww2 colorizer these high view videos pay pretty well

  • @ray_sattler
    @ray_sattler 2 года назад +53

    As a german, i envy you very much. Would love to try that Shokakola, cause the one you can buy here in germany now is my favorite chocolate. The one difference i noticed is, that you don't need to break the one you can by now, cause the pieces are already seperated. Greetings from Bavaria mate and take care :)

    • @Spaxcore
      @Spaxcore Год назад +2

      From what I can find online, I don't think the recipe has really changed that much since they started. I think there's more cocao in it now because it's not as scarce as it was during the war. But it's pretty much the same process to make it.

    • @SantaClaus-kk8zr
      @SantaClaus-kk8zr Год назад +6

      @@Spaxcore Well, also it doesn't have amphetamines anymore, which this one does lmao

    • @happysue82
      @happysue82 Год назад

      @@SantaClaus-kk8zr It does not and it never did, it's myth that is spread by people who have no clue unfortunately. The only stimulant it contained and still contains is caffeine.

    • @anonymeroverlord
      @anonymeroverlord 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@SantaClaus-kk8zr This one doens't have it either, Pervitin itself was called Panzerschokolade, there are no primary sources that suggest it was ever mixed with regular chocolate

  • @gustavoolivares7263
    @gustavoolivares7263 6 лет назад +58

    This is where your those cigarettes were made. The factory has a fairly interesting history and design. It was originally built by Jewish entrepreneur Hugo Zietz between 1907 and 09. He sold it 15 years later. Not sure if growing Nazi movement had anything to do with that. It stopped manufacturing cigarettes in 1953. Today its an office building. www.yenidze.eu/en/yenidze/

  • @justin_k9215
    @justin_k9215 7 лет назад +36

    He describes the chocolate like my neighbor describes his panty collection.

    • @naetchboy
      @naetchboy 7 лет назад

      I read this right as I was hearing this 4:46 lmao

    • @USNVA11
      @USNVA11 7 лет назад

      I totally get it. I feel the same way about my coveted used girls bicycle seat collection .... 😉

  • @Nonii-92
    @Nonii-92 7 лет назад +60

    Judging by your hand shaking, you also tried some WW2 German Pervitin tablets lol

  • @Agonyrate
    @Agonyrate 3 месяца назад +6

    for anyone curious, Scho-Ka-Kola is still made to this day, you can buy boxes of it online.

  • @wagwanpengting9782
    @wagwanpengting9782 7 лет назад +19

    We live steve, like if you agree

  • @JANKOLLPLAYZFX
    @JANKOLLPLAYZFX 7 лет назад +52

    you can still buy this choclate today in Germany. Actually, my Grandfather always keeps one package in his Car

    • @DarkNanakiMusic
      @DarkNanakiMusic 7 лет назад +1

      In welchen Geschäften gibt es die Schokolade zu kaufen? Hab sowas vorher noch nie gesehen.

    • @jotuwe6091
      @jotuwe6091 7 лет назад +3

      An fast jeder Tankstelle/Supermarkt

    • @cmdrashnak3525
      @cmdrashnak3525 7 лет назад +3

      In vielen Supermärketen an der Kasse, notfalls über Amazon (als Zartbitter oder Vollmilch)

    • @DarkNanakiMusic
      @DarkNanakiMusic 7 лет назад

      Na gut. Danke euch beiden für die Info. :)

    • @TheKnaeckebrot
      @TheKnaeckebrot 7 лет назад

      hab letztens bei Markant eins gekauft, aber ich weiß nicht obs den Laden bei dir in der Nähe gibt :/

  • @yaheardsound1
    @yaheardsound1 4 года назад +24

    i love when he eats this stuff... he gets shaky and amped up... hilarious

  • @SCB1990
    @SCB1990 6 лет назад +113

    I love how Steve even tried to describe what sort of wood he believed the chocolate was kept in. Love you Steve

  • @PayrollTips
    @PayrollTips 6 лет назад +187

    Steve is the Bob Ross of MRE reviews LOL

    • @wullymc1
      @wullymc1 5 лет назад +2

      For the 1000th time!

  • @fakename503
    @fakename503 3 года назад +3

    11:38
    *Starts wondering if Jewish people have ever held back his success.*

  • @IanHimself28
    @IanHimself28 7 лет назад +14

    That caffeine shake is intense haha

  • @DaveM245
    @DaveM245 5 лет назад +68

    Am I the only one that went to E-bay and ordered some Scho-Ka-Kola ?

    • @AdLin2023
      @AdLin2023 5 лет назад +12

      Yes

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 4 года назад +4

      I went to Amazon

    • @babushkablyattv2751
      @babushkablyattv2751 4 года назад +2

      Me too, but they are out of stock

    • @RM19061
      @RM19061 3 года назад

      How was your experience with the chocolate? Is it really like pre workout?

    • @DaveM245
      @DaveM245 3 года назад +1

      @@RM19061 It was nice, different than I am used to, but no rush of energy.

  • @Ollelmvg
    @Ollelmvg 5 лет назад +42

    13:10 "I wonder if they are still around?", finds out they are and buys 50 packs

  • @grizzlystain1180
    @grizzlystain1180 7 лет назад +93

    dude you're so funny, "not like ceder, more like oak." gold

  • @emibirla
    @emibirla 7 лет назад +37

    no hiss..

  • @caseydarrah
    @caseydarrah 4 года назад +50

    9:00- when the 300mg of caffeine kicks in. I agree on the weirdness of the old German stuff. I'm a coin collector, and I've a few prewar and wartime German marks I've found here and there. The wartime ones with the swastika give a bit of a chill. I keep them simply because of demand- I figure I have them as a collector piece. Someone else might want them for the ideology.

    • @caseydarrah
      @caseydarrah 3 года назад +2

      @Penguiins Ark It's what that symbol represents. I've seen people march under that banner in the US in 2020, and it simply is a reminder of what that can mean.

    • @josephmcbride1239
      @josephmcbride1239 2 года назад

      I have quite a few myself, none of them pre war though.

  • @YourGamingPill
    @YourGamingPill 6 лет назад +990

    Man, every time i look at a German made item, i know it will last, they truely have a high regard for making stuff that lasts, when Im considering a purchase of anything, i always check if there is a German company who makes it, their shit will always last.

    • @saab9251
      @saab9251 6 лет назад +80

      Except automobiles, horrifyingly poor engineering

    • @skraminc
      @skraminc 6 лет назад +68

      amazing engineering but the damn germans produce automobiles like they're works of art i.e. they shouldn't be used because they're so meticulously made one little short ruins the entire thing.

    • @doppelori
      @doppelori 6 лет назад +15

      YourGamingPill my friends have a couple of WW2 Luftwaffe plates which are still in perfect condition, no modern plate can survive that long without a single dent.

    • @erwinderdoofe
      @erwinderdoofe 6 лет назад +50

      as a mechanic from germany, I will give you the following advice: German cars used to be good but shitty mems is right (sadly...). Go and buy a car from japan or korea. If you dont buy the cheapest shit from there you cant get more reliable and cheap to fix

    • @rtasvadum24
      @rtasvadum24 6 лет назад +4

      Wish u could say that about H&K now a days lol

  • @valentinusaurelius2259
    @valentinusaurelius2259 7 лет назад +13

    So how tweeked did you get after all that?

  • @terrandroid
    @terrandroid 7 лет назад +31

    steve, where are you my main man! I hope you are alright.its been almost a month since last review

    • @Sw8ng
      @Sw8ng 7 лет назад +1

      SmoKingPackRaT He's still active on MREInfo, plus, last time he was gone for 2 months.

    • @terrandroid
      @terrandroid 7 лет назад +1

      Sean oh no! another month!

  • @observantpolymath
    @observantpolymath 2 года назад +15

    I notice that your hands only shake when you open and observe the packages. Do you really get that excited? I admire that you are that invested in what you do.

    • @salwilk558
      @salwilk558 Год назад +1

      It’s very rare and expensive, i think he does these when he can’t sleep sometimes or something lol . He was extremely excited , one of the cooler things he can eat .

    • @salwilk558
      @salwilk558 Год назад +1

      It’s very rare and expensive, i think he does these when he can’t sleep sometimes or something lol . He was extremely excited , one of the cooler things he can eat .

  • @Sciesdraspsp
    @Sciesdraspsp 7 лет назад +16

    Never seen you this shaky haha

  • @dave623
    @dave623 6 лет назад +157

    Someone needs to get him a WWII vintage Zippo to use on these vids with the cigarettes, and/or the German equivalent. Plus a cold beer from 1944.

    • @MrProfezzor
      @MrProfezzor 6 лет назад +8

      Dave A "Sturmfeuerzeug". Greetings from germany.

    • @BananaRama1312
      @BananaRama1312 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrProfezzor sturmfeuerzeuge sind komplett anders als zippos du trottel

  • @Amariek731
    @Amariek731 7 лет назад +227

    SHO-CO-COCAINE

    • @damianskiii4728
      @damianskiii4728 7 лет назад +9

      Athina marie
      scho-ko-kokain

    • @ahmetcakar1907
      @ahmetcakar1907 7 лет назад +10

      Athina marie SHU-TTH-EFUCK-UP

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 6 лет назад +4

      Peruvian marching powder.

    • @lucabrasi5716
      @lucabrasi5716 6 лет назад +1

      He sure is loving the chocolate lmao it’s “bitter” talking bout the bitter coke how it’s the best chocolate he’s ever had

    • @Killerkeister
      @Killerkeister 6 лет назад +3

      Metalpocalypse?

  • @lorenzotaylor1
    @lorenzotaylor1 4 года назад +6

    Steve's hands shaking in Anticipation opening that pack of cigarettes, reminds me of when I used to open PS2 games after finessing my parents to buy me a new game.