Nobody being sober enough to give you the right amount of money and also expecting you to know where to buy a jetski at 1am is really the night clerk experience
How much CaptainSauce has made the jobs: 24,364,159,293 How much customers pay in store clerk: 1 How much customers pay in auto mechanic: 0 How much CaptainSause could have made the office by cooking the books: 1,000,000,000 How much CaptainSauce has made from working at all of these places: 0
i love how in 2016 when this game launched we had super flat pannels, but in 2050(when the game takes place) they all have crt's(exept for the clerec monitor)
4:06 - 6:08 I love how the green bot ordered: A single popsicle for Parent bot for the basement A supersized hot and steamy gadgets (we can all assume what lies inside the pages) And tries to buy what i can assume is a cd or tape of “Now that’s what i call pleasing audio Vol. 596.” …It sounds to me that the bot found a new and very kinky bot friend really fast or some sweet home Alabama stuff is going to go down in that basement when the bot goes home XD
0:52 “Oh yeah, _‘Slushy-Mart, 24 Hours’…_ We are _so_ getting robbed again.” *TweakBot starts talking right on cue* 15:55 “Thirteen thousand dollar discount please. Come on, pay up. I know you’ve got it. Any day now. Can you not hear me through those sunglasses, kid? I said thirteen thousand dollars!”
you should play a game called close your eyes its a horror game its pretty cool i just wanted to let you know its a horror game so you dont just go in blind in the game i thought it was actually pretty cool
Cap: “THEY ONLY PAY A DOLLAR!!”
Job Bot: “this is literally a SIMULATION”
Yeah that's what I've been saying to my laptop all day.
Yep if they give the actual moeny the store going to full of moeny.sorry if spelled it wrong.i am indo bad at english.nobody will look this too
@@ArethaAnimate its fine but i understood, basically if the customer bots payed real money the shop would be full of money.
@@m3ll44🎉😅
Temp Bot
Nobody being sober enough to give you the right amount of money and also expecting you to know where to buy a jetski at 1am is really the night clerk experience
How much CaptainSauce has made the jobs: 24,364,159,293
How much customers pay in store clerk: 1
How much customers pay in auto mechanic: 0
How much CaptainSause could have made the office by cooking the books: 1,000,000,000
How much CaptainSauce has made from working at all of these places: 0
"Well I'd love to keep exploiting all this free labor, but that's all i got for ya, Human. Not bad, not bad at all."
"One dollar? You're short like ... Ten grand."
Bills in a nutshell
What dose everyone mean here?
@ENNARD gooood coo
Lol
@@saadiyared4724 does*
I love how he's a terrible employee to all of the other bots instead of granny bot.
andytheshark respect your elders
Javier Maciel agreed
We could never do anything to granny bot she's to nice
Respect chur elders
@@kittykatgamer7653 no shit thanks kittykat gamer76
Grandma Bot: ooh sonny, I would like a copy of yesterday’s newspaper and some prune juice
Cap: Here, take 8 million dollars
Lol
Lol 2
Lol 3
Lol 4
--lol 5-- that was cute :)
I love how he gets madder and madder as the video progresses until day.
Accurate
15:56
I Find It Funny How The Second He Sees It, He Just Hammers It On The Scanner
literally giggled like a maniac when i saw that
Favourite thing about captain sauce: Intro that does not get annoying, always makes me laugh and thats it.
Granny bot: could I get a lottery ticket
Captain Sauce: I’m about to fund this whole women’s career
YAY
she doesnt have a career she is retired
r/whoooooosh
@@antiachromatic whats da fuccing woosh about? Your woooshed!
You feel that? Thats called failure and ypu better getTused to it!
Mad Frickin' Hank r/confidentlyincorrect
In this world, $1 can get you literally anything.
The Silent Antagonist even $10k dollars worth XD
so $1 is inf money in that world?
In caps world being granny bot gives you everything you need/wanted for free
Jonathyn Thornton Yeah pretty much just get a nickel and steal infinite lottery tickets
I would bye an oculus quest
i love how in 2016 when this game launched we had super flat pannels, but in 2050(when the game takes place) they all have crt's(exept for the clerec monitor)
How did it go from him playing job simulator to talking about peppermint butt wipes
You shouldn't be questioning this stuff at this point
Hi
@@assassinmaster3419 yeah-
@@kaylebhoystrich823 HI 👋
@@kaylebhoystrich823 Yesyes Yes YesYesYes Yes yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YesYes Yes Yes Yes YesYes YesYesYes
“I’ve always wanted to take a bite out of job bot”
Well *that* isn’t sexual
*i hope it isn’t*
I hope he was delicious? (°>°)
Redd Nish mmm some nice cheese
O_O O-O
i mean, i dont think he ment it like that. all those coffee and cumstains must make job bot a bit coffee flavoured and a bit chewy, right?
17:33 here comes granny bot
Micah bell thanks
Wyatt Woellhof why
TheTurtle YT have u seen red dead redemption 2?
I like your pic! 😁
CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING TWICE😂😂😂😂😂😂
18:41
At 16:10 he got me laughing so hard when the lady shows the discount
17:25
Thanks.
Gabriel Dilen thanks
Thanks
Gabriel Dilen thanks.
thanks
This guy is a madlad! He has no string attached to his controllers to his arms!
Who’s rewatching after he’s back
that would be me
Yuh
@ yooooooooooooooooo
Me.
You just gotta love how sweet cap is to granny 😊
It’s so nice seeing Cap sneak 16 million to Granny Bot :)
I think when that bot said, "This is a test!" was a test voice file that somehow made it's way into the game oh lord
What time was that
I want to know
The rawring dog who is a peinile system
5:27
@@mariaciccarelli3390 thanks
Oof
I absolutely adore Granny Bot 😭💖💖💖😭
Cap: Is Job Bot famous?? *looks at tweek bot* Cap: Are you famous??
I love how cheesed he gets when they only give 1 $
I like how he keeps on scanning the money when it tells him to put it into the register
Can I get 100+ likes?
@@tuckermunro5806 no
it's pretty sweet how sauce helped the grandma to earn 8 million dollars
It's really nice that you gave granny bot gave $16 million
5:06 "no one want normal hot and steamy gadgets you want GIGANTIC hot and steamy gadgets" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You have to give credit to cap. He wanted to make a virtual grandmother a millionaire
Yeah
Underneath the play cartridge slot, there is a big bunch of settings like moon gravity and stuff.
Ill check them out sooner than later for sure.
good job sandwich
Also underneath the lever there is a cupboard and inside there are settings like short mode. 😺
Hot and steamy gadgets is basically like robot nudity
Robot porno
vrom
EVERY SINGLE VIDEEEEOOOOOO
Kerrigan Wilson playbot magazine
Kerrigan Wilson that’s the joke
"you want a little half and half?"
Todoroki..?
🤣 ➖〰️➖
My theory is that granny bot has immunity to captain sauce’s shenanigans.
SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
I love how they say important things differently. Also, it's based off a IRL future? Job? Archive building.
I really thought I was watching a grey still plays video until he came close to the camera 😅 woops
“Everybody leaves with something better.” Yep sure buddy sure we do
4:06 - 6:08
I love how the green bot ordered:
A single popsicle for Parent bot for the basement
A supersized hot and steamy gadgets (we can all assume what lies inside the pages)
And tries to buy what i can assume is a cd or tape of
“Now that’s what i call pleasing audio Vol. 596.”
…It sounds to me that the bot found a new and very kinky bot friend really fast or some sweet home Alabama stuff is going to go down in that basement when the bot goes home XD
0:52 “Oh yeah, _‘Slushy-Mart, 24 Hours’…_ We are _so_ getting robbed again.”
*TweakBot starts talking right on cue*
15:55
“Thirteen thousand dollar discount please. Come on, pay up. I know you’ve got it. Any day now. Can you not hear me through those sunglasses, kid? I said thirteen thousand dollars!”
I’m so glad he went back there and have Granny bot win😊
Especially after (accidentally) sending her to jail😬
Granny Bot is best character
No.
It is the stupid energy guy that wants the display full of energy drinks.
Boo Grannybot
True
She is so sweet!
CaptinSause: i'll have to burry you in the back yard and take your lottery tickets tonight!
Granny bot: oh what a kind young human you are
😂
😵😵😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵😵😵😂😂
"COME ON GRANNY BOT"
Granny bot:comes in*
"What can i get for ya love?'
21:02.5 “Peppermint butt wipes, guys. My life is never gonna be the same!
0:40 Who noticed the TweakBot's battery being very low?
Captainsauce: wow you really are dead inside.
Me: yep he is.
I know
Ok why does his job simulator have more features then mine!? 😂
Update the game
Game updated
Your job iaint with robots
mods
It’s editing on the video
Let's be honest we all love granny bot.
Yes yes we do
Am I the only one coming back to his old vr videos 4 years later
Dude these are so hilarious you need to make more of these!
“what can i get for you love?”
that’s cute
15:58 I couldn't stop laughing
Me to lol
Me too. LOL.
17:07 the manager is tempbot
17:09 the manager is job bot
The fishes have my brain
When granny bot wins lottery vs when people win lottery.
" peppermint butt wipes guys!!!" xD love the vid cap another great one
I wanted to say "you should smell my asshole" but felt DSC might not like that.
Ur pic is hottttt phone number please?
CaptainSauce hahaha butt
@@iamjman0864 what 😟😭
@@prettyiestsnakealive just ignore him he is just a simp
the irony of someone who doesn't shave getting sponsored by a shaving company.
I shave plenty, just not my face.
CaptainSauce 👌
I'm a kid and I get it and I wish I didn’t!
the muted boi he’s not talking about shaving his you know what he means like his chest legs arms
@@roadsigncheems1566 you can’t know for sure
13:59 😂😂😂 i am dying 😂😂😂😂
I think job bot is the owner of a company that basically donates employees to shops. I guess that’s why he’s famous.
"Peppermint butt wipes guys, my life will never be the same!"
- Cappy
19:52 : that's heart warming.☺️☺️
I swear, it’s like he had a script with how funny he was
4:48 lol btw I love your RUclips channel
Wow $16 million imagine how much robot cats she can buy
I love how it's just any bot he is just terrible to them but granny bot its just:aw you want your lottery card ok I can get you that
When he said “Kobe” that hit hard
Alex Kartalis yah ik
Ha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rip
gmo T.V y are u laughing :I
@@AwArr0 No it's sad but I was remembering the good times
Here from 2024 lol. still a good vid tho
3:14 XD did u hear what the bot said XD
Wtf
Plz except this friend tank
robots: can i get a hot dog
captain sauce : no but u can have an oversized hat
Oh la la. Granny bot looking really good today
15:55 the evolution of mii's
3:30 I don’t know why I laughed so hard
16:28 did he just scan a dollar bill?
I love that at 7:38 he said “here you go,you not want a half of Twinkie?”
13:27 be like “das da kinda ting she was lookin for 🎶 🎵”
You look alot like my trombone teacher. Btw, awesome video!
“Earn that money human!” “Same time tomorrow night?”
-Is Cap a stripper?-
Senator Lemonsnout It's possible xD
Senator Lemonsnout haha
Senator Lemonsnout *_-I wouldn't be sure-_*
Senator Lemonsnout what
How do you cross things off?
13:40 he means sub. the sandwich
Ron was a day for a little too late to get to ework rhuufuf
Mate u made that a year after he did
And you were also a year late
you should try charging a costomer with all the items in the store and see how much it would cost them
Bot: hmmm this hat feels a little big hmmmm
Captin sauce: that looks pretty big
17:20 the good part
Wait if you keep getting promoted could you get promoted to manager and get a possible Easter egg? Idk
UMM DID U KNOW THAT ALL THE CUSTOMERS DONT PAY FULL PRICE
nightbladegaming lol 😂
he already mentioned that(i do not know how to spell)
Yep
Expect granny bot, she pays a check
When a dollar bill can equal 10 grand, it only makes sense that an 18.2 million dollar lottery ticket is with a stick of ram
I love mixing all the flavors when I get my self a drink
12:30 LOL
5:34 there was a blue tab thing we're u get the next thing
17:33
You're welcome.
Tbh i like watching the full video ;-;
-no-
c i e l same
Thanks so much
Sick growtopia picture
I love how he loves granny bot
1:39 I love how when he says I’m not paying for this it just stops firing
0:02 there’s a safe on this map?
Always been
Put a dollar in the safe
Cap:peppermint butt wipes,my life is never gonna be the same.
Captain sauce”Kobe” Me sobbing hysterically
6:18 i didn't understand this joke as a kid now i am 14 and disappointed in myself for knowing what he's going to do in that bathroom
you should play a game called close your eyes its a horror game its pretty cool i just wanted to let you know its a horror game so you dont just go in blind in the game i thought it was actually pretty cool
Wait what plz explain
AV plays its a surreal horror game where if you close your eyes you see different things
so i can see free stufff
yes
Granny bot got all the money 😎
Hi
She got a new stick of ram!
17:34 is when the video starts thank me later
No the video starts at 00:00 lmao did you not know that
@@simplylemonade9056 are you mentally slow? That’s not what they meant
I’m so glad sauce managed to help the granny win the lottery I remember that when I played the game the granny didn’t get it and I always felt sad...
I've never loved dollar shave club more than in this video