Captain Sauce: "what's wrong with you? I told you to punch the garbage." Guy: " I don't know the guy on that bike looked like trash to me whats the difference?"
Earth: *normal day* Meteor: *I'm about to end this man's whole career* Nuke: *_And I'll end both_* Black hole: *_oOoO0o0_** Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!?*
When you thought that the world was going to be destroyed because of the asteroid but suddenly the asteroid diverted to another place and you did all these things.
I'm having Deja-Vu. Is this a re-upload or am I going crazy? Maybe I watched someone else play it a long time ago? Maybe I should go plant an apple tree...
yo, if you do the math, this video has 21M views and the exchange rate from views to USD is 0.002 to 0.012 USD per view. So with some quick calculations he made at least $42,000 from this one video. Thats insane!!
Girlfriend: You didn’t take this test several times just to impress me, did you. Me: Yeah we should break up because NOTHING I DO SEEMS TO GET YOU TO BE HAPPY! NOT EVEN SACRIFICING MYSELF IS GOOD ENOUGH. HEY DOC! CAN YOU PUT THE GOGGLES BACK ON ME PLEASE?! I’M JUST GONNA GO KISS ALL OF THE WOMAN!
Captainsauce: I found have an idea of how to save everyone without killing. Captainsauce: kills a civilian civilian: how could this happen to me I made my mistakes got nowhere to run the night goes on as I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I Just Want To craze how could this happen to me
Captain: I've finally figured out a way to save the Earth without killing anyone! 2 seconds later... Captain: *kills someone* Everyone else: *surprised Pikachu face*
I was really surprised at the end of the game once you beat all the endings, it tells you which ones you finished first and analyzes your personality. I cleared both the murder levels first which told me "I believe a game is just a game".
The nephew is 5 years old sorry I commented that before I watched the video because I've seen playthroughs of this hilarious game before but that was a while back and I misremembered the age... Alright back to the video
“I think I found a way of saving the world with us and sacrificing anyone” -tries to punch the trashcan but punches a human right when he says it- ... DAMN IT!! Me: o ...pffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ive got more Meteor 60 Seconds coming soon! Be sure to know when by following me at twitter.com/TheCaptainSauce
Yeet
Oof
If you kiss all the men,
You get an achievement called “coming out”.
CaptainSauce
Nice my guy
I love how he felt bad for hitting the dog, but beat the kid without skipping a beat
Dogs are more loyal and precious than annoying kids
“Professionals have standards”
@@orionofrealms5997”boom headshot”
Looks like someones mad@@AndrewMorgan-in5kt
@@outerrings-c2zbe polite
"What about planting an apple tree?"
Me & him: *"what?"*
Ãl ëxïs I hate apples trees...
What about a nugget tree
The apple tree thing is from a Martin Luther quote. “If I knew the world would end tomorrow, I would still plant my apple tree.”
@@nuggetclone8406 did u kill nugget or u just a clone nugget made 😨
alex cj just a nugget clone
@@nuggetclone8406 ok but wheres Nugget i whant to eat.. i mean see him
I would spend the last 60 seconds in School because it would be like a year there
DaniloKING 2 lol big brain
@@urdada9151 Big Brainnn
Lol
Underrated comment, I lowkey agree
I wouldn't I would do something else
Super heros dont need capes, and neither does this one, thank you for making all of us happy, and cheering up our days.
His oc literally is a superhero with a cape...
Captain Sauce: "what's wrong with you? I told you to punch the garbage."
Guy: " I don't know the guy on that bike looked like trash to me whats the difference?"
LOL
Lol
LOL
Lol
LoL
CaptianSauce: *Punches child* Chuckle!
Also CaptainSauce: *Punches Dog* OMFG, I'M SOOOOO SORRY
Um, yes
There different, idc about a child i care about a cute doggo.
BlueMind031 *slowly draws out uno reverse card*
Conrad 306 autocorrects sucks
@@depression177 if ur talking about Minecraft then 👍👍👌👌👌👌
If your talking about real life then you need to see a therapist👎👎👎👎
Cap: we’re not gonna sacrifice anybody
Dude in the road: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
what about planting a tree?
@@Carla-xx3ju I
@@Carla-xx3ju GREETINGS CARLA. NUGGET HASNT SEEN THE CARLA FOR A WHILE.
@@coolmcgee p
Oooooooh
captain sauce: we are not going to sacrifice anyone
Kid in road: SKIBBIDY BOP MM DATA
He predicted SKIBIDI
Cap: Punches *kid in the face repeatedly*
Cap 2 seconds later: I JUST HIT A DOG IN THE FACE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
im very dissapointed in him
That kid could be the next Hitler. A doggo is never Hitler. Think about that! xD
False. Any of you could be the Next Hitler. Even a dog can be Hitler in an alternate Universe.
He's not wrong
Lord Shaggy the life of a doggy is as important as a kiddo’s life.
You kno, dem kiddos lead ur future.
The dude literally already spent like 5 minutes thinking about what to do and he somehow only had 60 seconds lol
I was thinking of that too lol
🅷🅸
@@Gan_. hi
Lmao
🐶🐕🐩🐺🐱🦁🦁🐈🐯🐅
7:05 He saved the meteor!
69 likes
@@arnoldinigov.pascual617 71 likes
@@nightthedracodonidosomeart2341 72
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@@nightthedracodonidosomeart2341 74 likes
2:08 its not illegal but neighbors complain about it so a lot of people dont do it
If you want the good ending with everyone is proud you just have to stand there and do nothing
Have you done that?
@@grahamscott7605 it's the good ending
What about the nephew
🤬😢
@@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274 The nephew is just like: f**k you uncle
Petition for captain sauce to defeat the enderdragon
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Old news. Anyone can beat it.
Why are you just trying to get likes?
Getting likes on a comment helps captainsauce to see it faster and higher
@@JaquaviousTam it doesn't
@@EthanGamerPro7 It might I don't know
Nobody;
Captiansauce: uses a dog the size of a golf cart to break into area 51,and uses a kids baseball bat to drop a nuke
Meteor: I'm about to end this world's whole career
Me fam I'll end his career by destroying it
bro you copied that other guy
@@roriplayz2844 shut up jesus christ
@@Xaitozz no u
@@kalcromwell3537 you dont understand roasts noob
Other endings
Stand still for 60 seconds
Kiss all the men
I can’t remember the rest
I was thinking about kissing all the men
Best one is doing nothing
I wonder what the girlfriend would think of kissing all the men?
GAYYYYYYYYYYY
I finished all the endings and I like the game
Earth: *normal day*
Meteor: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
Nuke: *_And I'll end both_*
Black hole: *_oOoO0o0_** Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!?*
Black whole: I'll destroy you all
𝐱𝐃
@bacon boi no salad Don't hate tho. They're maybe just starting to learn arts and stuff.
bacon boi no salad, no one asked for your opinion, keep it to yourself, if you have nothing kind to say then don’t say anything.
🏤🇹🇿🇹🇨🇸🇷
22:02 my teacher giving us a math quiz
LOL HAHAHAHA
Sauce I came back after MONTHS and I see your at 1.3 million subs Good Job man!
1.2
@@audreymai2773 No, it's definitely 1.3
N7
2.42
@@fredwessel1553 yes that’s what it’s at right now
10:48
The American school curriculum
19:02
Ignores the fact you are basically in a coma
I clicked faster than a Jack Rabbit jacked on caffeine thinking this was a 60 Seconds update.
Same
same
Sam-A-Tron same
Yeah same with me
I read that as jacked off.
Bloody hell
2:33 this is the truth
Punch: punch someone
Kiss: felt sorry for punching
6:30
Me: What is this, area 51?
CaptainSauce: What is this area 51?
Me: HOLY SH-
*Illuminati theme plays*
@@jesuschrist7254 lol
Dun dun DUN
CS: Could I Plant An Apple Tree?
Game: What About Planting An Apple Tree?
looks like the lored is here to save us all.
The world will end in 60 seconds.
Most people: kissing everybody.
Me: let’s see how many children I can traumatize with a tennis racket!
Wow
Lol, no. 1 way to spend ur life 👌.but u need more options like a baseball bat
XD
The ad on my phone perfectly timed up with captainsauce saying hold up
Was it
The nostalgia is crazy
Theory: The Girlfriend broke up with your character, married a random guy, and became the mother from Hidden My Game By Mom
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
XD
But that’s just a theory,
A GAME THEORY
@Daviderian Tchuigoua what?
Ohhhhhhh
"If only the lady in the underwear didnt tempt me so much" 🤣🤣
Oh nice
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT ;-;
Sry
Only children play pretend they own a comment, you can post the same as someone else
Comment stealing is a stupid kid concept, you can't steal thought
@@ilikecows2827 Cows = DESTRUCTION
"I...I can *CONTROL* this!? Screw Earth! I'll just save myself" -Captain Sauce
😂
Uncontrollable boner has almost been solved
When you thought that the world was going to be destroyed because of the asteroid but suddenly the asteroid diverted to another place and you did all these things.
17:55 Captain sauce is now on the FBI watchlist
Doctor: **You have 1 minute left to live.**
Patient: Oh yeah?
**shoots himself**
Doctor: Correction, 2 seconds.
Edit: this was a year ago wth.
LOL
the fact that i laughed-
If everyone subscribed who watched this he would have a diamond RUclips play button
Can we take a moment to appreciate whoever edits Captian Sauce’s Videos
Yes👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The apple tree reference is attributed to Martin Luther: "if i knew that tomorrow the earth would be destroyed, i would plant an apple tree today".
Wgbbaga💨💨🧹🧹
The apple tree made me start thinking of the South Park song "Jackin it in San Diego" XD
I thought it had something to do with the fact that a cartoon nuke explosion looked like a tree.
Game is this
Why an apple tree?
I'm having Deja-Vu. Is this a re-upload or am I going crazy? Maybe I watched someone else play it a long time ago? Maybe I should go plant an apple tree...
Bro ME TOO and also REALLY the apple tree joke
Pippi the Poltergeist SAME
Same
He’s played this game before lol
i think mat played it
“I think I found a way to save the planet without killing anybody-“
*kills somebody by accident*
GOD DAMN IT
yo, if you do the math, this video has 21M views and the exchange rate from views to USD is 0.002 to 0.012 USD per view. So with some quick calculations he made at least $42,000 from this one video. Thats insane!!
I thought this was a life is a game video
@Tech Taco lol I bet you're not the only one
ZombieSerpent ye that’s why i clicked but i like this vid
Uncle: * breathes *
Nephew: omfg that's so deep
Lol
Ah yes, Meteor 60 Secon, my favorite game
(OOF THEY FIXED THE MISTAKE)
Harder
0:00: Introduction
0:13: Title Sequence
0:18: Introduction II
0:41: Ending I
5:56: Ending II
8:49: Ending III
11:59: Ending IV
15:17: Ending V
17:34: Ending VI
19:21: Ending VII
22:49: Conclusion
Were not gonna sacrifice anybody!
«punches random dude »
Me: classic Cap!
“ you have 60 seconds to do anything”
24 hours later)
“Breaking news 17000000 purges has occurred
Le what?
You have 60 seconds to do anything 24 HOURS LATER are you stupid 60 seconds 24 Hours
@@Carla-xx3ju Carla what are you doing here
Monty ??? what are you doing here monty go back to your game
24 hours later? What are you a moron?
The apple tree thing is from a Martin Luther quote. “If I knew the world would end tomorrow, I would still plant my apple tree.”
CaptainSauce:Without sacrificing anyone
*2 s e c o n d s l a t e r*
Cs: *punches someone on accident and kills them*
Him: "It's really not sinking into my super thick hair."
Josuke: "Oi, what'd you just say about my hair?"
Yes jojo for life
“I’m not trying to radicalize my young nephew!!” - CaptianSauce 2019
Someone copied ur comment
@@zTwig ya cause people can’t have the same idea!
7:35 lbecause I then dropped someone’s kid and took his bat”
Lmao
2:00 still makes me laugh to this day 😂😂😂
me too
Same lol
2:50 the kiss of life XD
8:22 That kid's definitely joining a cult.
10:39 that face he made when he destroyed the rocket just made me burst out laughing
XD
Girlfriend: You didn’t take this test several times just to impress me, did you.
Me: Yeah we should break up because NOTHING I DO SEEMS TO GET YOU TO BE HAPPY! NOT EVEN SACRIFICING MYSELF IS GOOD ENOUGH. HEY DOC! CAN YOU PUT THE GOGGLES BACK ON ME PLEASE?! I’M JUST GONNA GO KISS ALL OF THE WOMAN!
Captainsauce: I found have an idea of how to save everyone without killing. Captainsauce: kills a civilian civilian: how could this happen to me I made my mistakes got nowhere to run the night goes on as I'm fading away I'm sick of this life I Just Want To craze how could this happen to me
Him: how do I save this kid from being a lunatic
Me: literally laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Captain Sauce:I think I figured out a way to save the world without sacrificing anybody.
*immediately kills someone*
Lmao 😂🤣😂
Tried to hit the trash can but instead the person
Lmaooooooooooo🤣😂🤣
Hello cap you may not see this but you were my childhood literally like i watched your videos when i was just a child anyway good videos cap
CaptainSauce: This is the best mobile game i've ever played. Me: What about Battle Cats?
First person to ever relate to me
1:41
Josuke: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR
He kind of look like him a little
No one:
Literally no one:
Meteor:
7 BILLION KILL STREAK YEAH!!!!!!
me on call duty
Nuke: nope my kills
The nephew was the best part of this 😂😂😂
Also 21:21 best video game ending by far
The girlfriend is the psychopath all along. Well virtual girlfriend.
lol psychopath
Guy:Does one thing
Nephew, years later: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
22:06 JI HYUN USED GIGA IMPACT ITS SUPER DEADLY
Your never gonna stop the kid from being a lunatic. 0>0
MORE AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY whenever that is
Captain: I've finally figured out a way to save the Earth without killing anyone!
2 seconds later...
Captain: *kills someone*
Everyone else: *surprised Pikachu face*
0:38 i keep rewatching it😆😆and i keep dying over and over again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should do absolutely nothing if you do another meteor 60 seconds, you might get another ending
I picked something up from this video, never let your 5yr old nephew/son/daughter see you save the world OR kill a lot of ppl
Captain Sauce: Save the planet with out hurting anybody!
Also him: * kills man *
Okay when the girl was chasing him I laughed so hard😂😂😂😆
20 years later... the nephew became a ww2 kamikaze
That dose not make sense
Your girlfriend loves you, your mom’s proud, and your nephew...he’s disappointed. But better than the maniac he truly is
I Love Captain Sauce Because He’s Very Funny
0:01 ME:🤣
U gay. Yyyyyyyyy
13:38
Cap: Your death will not be in vein brave Scientist
Guard:bruh I died so you can get the nuclear reactor
I was really surprised at the end of the game once you beat all the endings, it tells you which ones you finished first and analyzes your personality. I cleared both the murder levels first which told me "I believe a game is just a game".
The fate of the world is now in the hands of Captain Sauce.
Guy gets run over by a car.
Nevermind We're doomed.
IF YOU DO NOTHING you get the best results
lol
Lol
Lol
Pump With A Gun
16:52 This made me subscribe, and I subbed today
the nephew's uncle is a good uncle he trained his son to kill everybody when he grew up he is greater than the other uncles
So it's the Matrix on crack...
No it crack on Matrix
This is the perfect thumbnail for this
7:00
Me: instead of Captain sauce saving everybody he saved the meteorite
I swear cap has played this before..
Maybe I’m just dreaming.
wait what this is a new video? i thought it was the old one? am i tripping out?
WAITTHIS IS NEW
I had the same feeling and went searching but didn't found any old videos..
I love how the cousin always has TNT
To make the nephew not go "crazy" you just have to do nothing.....
Technically he was already crazy
@@hoobadoobamaster8551 he really was 😂🤣😂 he's just waiting for any excuse to murder someone and he's like 4
Lmao
The nephew is 5 years old sorry I commented that before I watched the video because I've seen playthroughs of this hilarious game before but that was a while back and I misremembered the age... Alright back to the video
7:50 where you surprised you actually destroyed the earth b4 it's time? 🤣🤣🤣
5:17 Yes I am aware of the effect I have on women
Exactly
@@ZacEditzyes but still not
My last 60 sec is to pry and tell my family I love them
Since you could escape solo try to escape with a woman chasing you angrily or try to escape with the dog following you
You played this before not that I am complaining love you CAPTAINSAUSE ❤️
“I think I found a way of saving the world with us and sacrificing anyone” -tries to punch the trashcan but punches a human right when he says it- ... DAMN IT!!
Me: o ...pffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If this happened irl, I would just stand there and smile like a legend
19:16 Be a coward!!😂🤣Lol
"just don't kill people"
“We can control the ship! ,screw earth we’re getting outta here!” 😂
1:48 OI JOSUKE (look at the guys hair)
We love you, Captain Sauce!