you should do the attack on titan challenge. have the winged gloves those swords that just cut heads in half, and you are tiny and they are huge. like so the captain will see this.
To this day I love watching your videos, especially your vr videos and I really wish you would put the headset back on Thank you for making my bad days great 💛
Gorn is awesome, love your series Have you thought of playing house party again? It's been significantly changed and now has player workshop story lines. I miss patrick and Frank going at it lol Love ya captain
Have fun with this: Play Gorn in custom mode (custom options) Make yourself huge (max height) Get yourself whatever hand buff you want Make the fighters as tiny as possible Make the fighters bigheaded (if possible)
2:30: They made the walls just high enough. Me: * flies out of bounds * Yep. Just high enough. (Seriously though, I gave accidentally flown out of bounds once.)
I bet Patroclus would have something to say about Achilles’ second weakness. 😉😂 (Greek myth humor. I love it so much, but I’m so bad at it. Lol) Anyway, I love watching you just screw around with this game. The combinations feel endless. Like just combining flying with things like the grappling hook would be interesting. And I loved that tiny, adorable, jaw stretching badger. How something so crazy can look so cute is beyond me. Lol
13:00 imagine being the archer in this situation, seeing a half crab half metal human hybrid and see your arrow get pulled out of their hand without it doing anything.
i have this game on my oculus quest 2 and i love setting the damage scale to a small amount and cutting off both legs and arms and watching them hopelessly flop on the ground in a desperate attempt to hurt me :D
So what your saying is... if I’m about to go into the shower I just have to punch my face to get undressed.. wow! Thanks for the tip! (Warning:do not try that)
captain sauce: your tiny toothpick arrows do nothing i feel no pain....................................... me:speechless. ................................ midget fighter oh CRAP
you should do the attack on titan challenge. have the winged gloves those swords that just cut heads in half, and you are tiny and they are huge. like so the captain will see this.
BRUHH AMIZING IDEA
Wish I could like but I’m not going to ruin it btw nice 👌
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Date of post: Mar 26, 2019
Current Date: Jan 11, 2021
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Hmmm...
Why is this guy Garfield
How do you get the winged gloves??
"So we're just gonna prepare...and...TAKE OFFF"....his head
He is trying his best here
Bruh the 18 secs ago got me..
I love sauce holding up a guy and explaining astrophysics while the guy swings wildly
I loved that to 4 years ago
Yes
I love how captainsauce put it as only champions but the game sends out the naked dude I guess he's a champion
To this day I love watching your videos, especially your vr videos and I really wish you would put the headset back on
Thank you for making my bad days great 💛
“What did I teach you in space school Timmy? KEEP YOUR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS”
“And that’s not a METAPHOR!”
This is why you can’t come to any raves timmy
5:40 with the power of flex tape will give all helmets that nice seal bond
No, it's Soldier from TF2.
And THIS is why you need to go to school.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHA
@@wellifailed392 MAGGOTS!
Just so you know I KILLED THIS MAN IN HEAD
CaptainSauceDr: How do you feel from one to pretzel?
Gorn Gladiator: Like a concussion and a half
Correction its medicalsauce but ok
Good meme tho
more like crumbs
Gladiator: Like, i dunno, a broken arm and a mace?
“Your tiny tooth pick arrows don’t scare me little man, I feel no pain now bow to your knew CRaB GoD”
Captainsause
15:06 YOU'RE FIGHTING MY BROTHERS YOU SHALL PAY
😂
Your gorn videos keep me entertained. Please continue sir sauce.
All of his videos keep me entertained
Hey I called him cap u cant call him sir stop it
Agreed
Nice, you did the whole "are you not entertained" meme.
Little Grape SAME!
"Would u want to fight 100 Duck sized Tanks or would u rather fight a DANK sized Duck"
-Captain Sauce 2019
Esentially 100 manned glocks
Dank
Tank duck
That’s one DANK duck.
He said dank instead of tank
100 duck sized tanks please.
3:40
He got suplexed so hard he became the prettiest ballerina
2nd prettiest
The prettiest is the one with the lock on his face and the bfh (big f*cking hammer)
At 8:45 I full out smashed my head on the wall while laughing.
13:01 your tiny toothpick arrows don’t scare me little man I feel no pain now bow before your new crab god *that made me laugh lol)
14:06 lol I was dying but coughing after lololol
SkullXenator 679 you make no sense but cap dose I love his videos
3:23 that crack tho
Apollo 20 taking off, free candy included with every astronaut
😂😂😂
Agreed!
Does it come with free weapons?
@@thedecapitator3952 no only crab claws and melted butter.
@@Silver-Synthesis and a winged glove
12:27 new best definition of Achilles
3:54 "nothing but scrambled eggs left upstairs" is the 2nd best line
When the wizard uses enlarge on the simic hybrid: 0:00
who agrees captain sauce the best boiiiiiii!!!!
Is spelled boy not boi
@@hatgirl9992 seriosly?
I noe rite?
ME🍅
captain sauce is the best youtuber
fav line “your tiny tooth pick arrow don’t scare me a little man I feel no pain no bowel before you’re crap God”😂😂🤣
Crap god 💀
𝐋𝐨𝐥
6:31 AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
14:06
Badger: I don't feel so good....
Then the Badger Vanish with no dust
I do not like u
@@joeblack5942 why you hate me i didn't even want a like
Captain sauce: YOUR TINY TOOTH PICK ARROWS DO NOT HARM ME LITTLE MAN I FEEL NO PAIN NOW BOW TO YOUR NEW CRAB GOD!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
!!!!!!!???
P
Liam Wright before
I heard crap god
10:14 "What if I just do a little bit Of This! OHOOOOOKAYYY... Hi!"
3:38
Burter:wait is he going for the...
Jeice:PILE DRIVER,PILE DRIVER
tfs joke
Ha
14:08
Captainsauce: Where did your pet go?
Also captain sauce: "slaps" WHERE DID HE GO I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE BRING HIM BACK
big fat ?sjdjcb offoofffofifofo oõõœf I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE “
He ate the badger
0:06 me when fighting against enimies in easy mode
I love how he has beat the game and still has a way to have fun
That's how I feel too lol
8:21 this happened because the weapon he was holding sliced him in half
Thanks alf
i did not know that gg
“Weird Olympic Skier” I died 😂
I’d love to see more Gorn content now that you’re back. This popped up on my recommended page and I had a great time rewatching this.
13:02
Even Davy Jones dares not to challenge captain crabsauce
Job bot*becomes enemy*
Cap:you just lost your body privileges.
Job bot:this seems very GORE
Gorn is awesome, love your series
Have you thought of playing house party again? It's been significantly changed and now has player workshop story lines. I miss patrick and Frank going at it lol
Love ya captain
13:00 is when I’m playing laser tag/paint balling with my friends.
"One dank sized duck" captainsauce 2019
secret x tank not dank
@@masterfish4343 no he said dank i know he meant to say tank but he said dank
secret x orb
Have fun with this:
Play Gorn in custom mode (custom options)
Make yourself huge (max height)
Get yourself whatever hand buff you want
Make the fighters as tiny as possible
Make the fighters bigheaded (if possible)
Ummm, your end is a lot better than what it did to my phone screen!!!
captainsauce: in a scale of 1 to 10 how do rate your pain
challenger: infinite
*11teen
Eternal
Nothing
Pretzel
Yes
2:42 I wonder if I can hit Jeremy to the gorn
Me: THAT’S MY NAME!
R/madlads
@@Loooooma r/DedBois
“Cause we have huh uh huh?”
I died inside from that
Some days I think it can't get any better than a video comes out
What a block captain sause
Yes captain sauce,you use a can opener to open a beer
Or a black hole
2:30: They made the walls just high enough.
Me: * flies out of bounds * Yep. Just high enough.
(Seriously though, I gave accidentally flown out of bounds once.)
Same I went outta bounds too
13:00 is the best 😂
11:22 captainSauce showing his inner Canadian
i bought a vr headset because of these kind of vids they made me want to get this game and many more ty for these vr CaptainSauce
0:00 when my little brother shoots his toy bow and arrow at me
lol
Bow before the new krap gods
I bet Patroclus would have something to say about Achilles’ second weakness. 😉😂 (Greek myth humor. I love it so much, but I’m so bad at it. Lol)
Anyway, I love watching you just screw around with this game. The combinations feel endless. Like just combining flying with things like the grappling hook would be interesting. And I loved that tiny, adorable, jaw stretching badger. How something so crazy can look so cute is beyond me. Lol
Leave it to sauce to catch a bagger like a badass 4:46
Matrix?
@@charlynatillo7240 yes
I WHACH THIS EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The "walking tumor" looks like the titanic twist from Scooby-Doo
1 to pretzel that's probably a better scale.
Captain sauce 2019
captain sauce killed thanos in endgame
Tanner Bedortha captainsauce is thanos because he’s so powerful
13:47 if he can do that to thanos he wouldn't stand a chance.
@@Wicix1 he killed thanos so he became thanos
So it wasn't ant man in his butthole!!! It was Captain Sauce beating him till he breaks into just his torso 😅
you just spoiled endgame for me, thanks.
7:37 it looks like he's danceing
WELCOME BACK TO PORN
13:00 imagine being the archer in this situation, seeing a half crab half metal human hybrid and see your arrow get pulled out of their hand without it doing anything.
I think I'd just stare at the sun and shoot a fully drawn arrow directly up
All fists vs tiny champions
Throwing knives: am I a joke to you
Grappling gun and Wolverine claws = Dark Claw
You mean dank claw
8:40 Finally, you can taste those candy bones
Man did the Irish jig into the spikes
CaptainSauce:BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW CRAP GOD
Me:WUT
Did he say crab or crap
"Would you rather fight one duck sized tank or one dank sized duck"
-captainsauce 2019
Donna Martin the dank duck
C H O N K
6:44 pathfinder mains in a nutshell
That intro was actually perfect...
Tracey Jacobsen yes
Conner yep Yop yip
Seeing cap wear that Atari shirt makes me want to mention how the Co-founder of Atari, Nolan Bushnell, was the founder of Chuck e cheese.
It may be one small step for man but one giant step for crabs
Is it weird how I laughed at the term “walking tumor”
When he jumping around I think I laughed more than I should have
The berserker part was like that Indiana jones scene with that guy with the armor
God every time the "let's just disarm ourselves" bit rolls around, I get reminded of how much sauce is like Deadpool.
Yo your so funny i love your videos your my favrouite youtuber ever
The fnaf vr game is coming out next month, YOU BETTER PLAY IT
S1LV3R SH4D0W NOOOOOOOO! (I hate jump scares)
Agreed
YESSSSSSSS
@@anubisx6460 just close your eyes and take it off
Click watch video
"I it's like trying to open a bottle of beer when you don't have a can opener" wait what
Wat
Wauauauauuat
Wut
Oi
Vff
I am tripping
I shall bow before my new crab God please don't hurt me
“ oh oh that’s not a nipple come on now “ 13:32
When you wake up to waffles for breakfast: 3:45 Also at 8:42 did anyone see the heart on his claw that a warrior accidentally took off for him?
8:58 Imagine that but not with candy mode on
lol
“His armor is impregnable” CaptainSauce
Its pregnant
Wise words
Ferb I know what we are doing today
Lol
14:01 best weapon in gorn
3:48 when you are drunk and you see a “monster” 😂😂😂😂
0:44
Captainsauce: globgogabgalab
Captions: glove collab collabs
0:00
When your short friend tries to mock you
Yes.but god
Undertaker throat grabs in the beginning. Anyone else love Undertaker?
Taker or tale
İ hate him
cap : so we keep on finding simbols around
me : cap those simbols mean captainsauce is the best
Lol yes!
Well yes but actually no
Captain Crab God
9:53 "whats sorta fly mode? Isnt that just falling?" (Next scene)
"I know how to make a toothpick fly into somebodys eye sockets"
There is a update it's a good update it is a legendary cat
Yes a good update good update should play of course it’s good it’s good
What’s the name of the game?
Cat cat CAT
Battle cats is the name it's good. Very Good
Yes very good game is very good I love good game very yes
12:17 Impregnable armor.
What is the gladiators said:
"''Tis but a flesh wound"
You said is
‘‘Tis but a scratch
3:41 he did a full on RKO
i have this game on my oculus quest 2 and i love setting the damage scale to a small amount and cutting off both legs and arms and watching them hopelessly flop on the ground in a desperate attempt to hurt me :D
I love when you make videos if you could could you make two videos a day if BTW you choose captain sauce
I believe he works a regular job as well. Since RUclips doesn't pay much anymore cause they suck
@@americandee7721 i think so too
15:00 I love this part
I'd rather fight the dank sized duck
If I beat him hard enough it'll just undress him- captain sauce
So what your saying is... if I’m about to go into the shower I just have to punch my face to get undressed.. wow! Thanks for the tip! (Warning:do not try that)
@@commenteee7291 yeah... I slammed my head on the sink. It didn't work
uwu
captain sauce: your tiny toothpick arrows do nothing i feel no pain....................................... me:speechless. ................................ midget fighter oh CRAP
This is the second father of RUclips
Preach brother