That annoys me too.. it's like people in movies have literally zero ability to read body language and emotion.. to be fair I see this a lot in person to, where one person is clearly not interested in a conversation or topic or doing something.. and the other person is somehow completely oblivious to it... strange.
That's because getting away with an obviously absurd and poorly delivered lie is the payoff. It's what makes the scene funny. It's also what makes us as viewers accept how awful these people are at lying in the first place. It's a kind of unspoken law that says if people are this bad at lying in this universe, then the people they lie to must be EQUALLY as bad at detecting falsehoods. Unless the joke specifically involves showing how stupid a character is by having him or her spout a ridiculous lie (in which case the person being lied to isn't supposed to believe them), a preposterous attempt at deception must be accompanied by complete and utter credulity.
I think there should be a general one that: High School is not the most important thing ever and neither is college yet in movies it always seems like the only thing that matters in the universe.
My Name Actually I've only been out of school for 3 years. But anyway movies are made by adults and most teenagers know how dumb those movies come across. It's just insulting to people's intelligence.
Rowan J Coleman When I was in high school I thought that "insulting to intelligence" but if you think about it, it's quite a small chunk of the movies that are made. Teen movies are a genre, and I suppose they are gonna take place where teens normally hang out. If you think on the top movies in recent years, none of them were in high schools. Gravity, Selma, Avengers, Interstellar etc. for a small sample size. I think the blockbuster teen movie was a much bigger phenomenon in the 90s and 2000s
Rowan J Coleman Also I think there was something about teenagers having the most disposable income to blow on cinema tickets and thats why they'd go but now teenagers don't even really go to the cinema that much so I suppose it's shifting appropriately.
I'd have given anything to have the video ending with Daniel turning to the other guy and going 'honey, don't eat so fast,' then cut to credits. That would have been hilarious.
Sometimes, when I feel down, I come back and watch this video to see Dan dance with himself and remind myself that there's still some magic and joy in this world.
What about running in horror movies, where people fall down or stumble every 10 steps. Seriously, Stephen Hawking would have a batter chance of survival than these people.
I get that this usually doesn't happen, but when my father's best man went to give his speech at my parents wedding he (drunk off his ass) accidentally let it slip that my mother was pregnant with me. So yeah, that stuff does happen...when lots and lots of alcohol is involved.
This video FINALLY put into words everything I feel about movies and why I'm so picky about them. I can never properly explain what I mean when I say I don't like unrealistic movies, because I still like Sci-Fi and such. What I mean is I don't like movies that have unrealistic interactions between humans. Like what this video talks about. Thank you for understanding me.
OK, I heard this like three to ten other places first, so I don't know why I'm laying it on you since you barely mentioned it. Still, this is happening. Spouses can testify against one another. Testimonial privilege means that your spouse can refuse to testify against you, but they still can testify if they choose to. I've seen this in a surprising number of court shows. Spouse tries to testify, "objection, your honour, blah blah blah." Spouses can totally choose to testify against one another for incredibly obvious reasons. "Did your husband molest your daughter?" "Well, I really can't say...oh, yeah, he did."
Nah it's true. Spousal privilege isn't a universal thing, and can be waived for a number of reasons, including when one spouse harms the other and/or their children.
Here's one for you. You know that movie stereotype "there's no such thing as a perfect murder"?! Well it doesn't make any lick of sense. How would you know about it?!
+Plumpiglet New England is a collection of states ( Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont), and however much I'd like to make fun of Americans for being unoriginal I'm fairly sure it was named by the British
Prom? You mean that one "super important" dance where you have to pay to watch everybody dry hump to bad music for 5 hours after wasting money on that one fancy dress that you'll wear once ever, unless you're a guy in which case you'll waste the same amount of money on a rented tux and a wearable flower arrangement that will inevitably die in 20 hours?
Mr Brien I just wanted to say that it's a pleasure to see a person spotting details in the movies and displaying it (along with inner meaning) for all fans of cracked.Thank you and hope you keep up the noble work
its really weird how this guy looks really fit yet totally unfit at the same time. Like I can't tell it he is buff or chubby. I don't mean that as an insult, its just an observation.
Which is odd since it isn't that hard if there's a farm or slaughter house nearby. I mean there are recipes that include blood, so it isn't even that weird to do. Though a bucket full is a lot.
eclecticbibliophile Who could forget all the different times in Family Matters when visitors to the Winslow household demanded to see Carl and Harriet kiss as proof of their marriage.
For some reason, I have never seen the end of this episode. Daniel O'Business (I can call him that, we're close personal friends) dancing at his desk is the best thing on the internet ever. Come at me.
So if you are from England and live in England and someone asks you where you were and you don't want to tell them the truth a good answer is Not England?
Saying you were "In England" last night if you live in England is as ridiculous an answer as saying "On Earth" or "In our Universe". Even if you live in France, Germany, Italy, etc. and you WERE in England the night before...there's literally no doubt you would mention the city you were in since almost everyone would know the surrounding area, and even if it's a town that they don't know of, it would be very easy to follow it up with the geographical location (Country is still not necessary), such as "it's a small town just southwest of Canterbury".
Seriously had Daniel O'Brian dancing to that song in my head all day today. It was very entertaining but made me need to watch this episode just so he could have a break. I had to figure out which episode it was, so I binge watched them all. I may have to watch it on repeat for a while. That's my kinda OPCD.
In the It’s Always Sunny clip, Bruce knew they weren’t really dating and that they were “father and daughter”. He was trying to test how far they would go to keep up their ruse.
Dan, I just needed to say you are my fucking hero. You are so funny in every freaking video and that part with the dancing NEEDS to be a GIF. Keep being awesome !
... and you must be the guy that hated Mystery Science Theater for getting in the way of your quality cinematic entertainment, yea? It's okay, I understand that sitting whilst one has such a thick stick up their ass can be a real buzz kill.
TheStruggle IsReal haha. So you're comparing yourself to Mystery Space Theatre now? Your "zinger" isn't exactly comedic genius... genius. And why did you use whilst instead of while? Trying to sound smart, bro? Uncle Jesse and a poet
I can't even begin to tell you how happy that ending made me. Watching two DOB's busting some phat moves? Worth it's weight in bacon-covered gold Nutella-cats.
Dan, I totally stole all your dance moves. Totally got laid. You are my mentor and, dare I say, personal hero. Maybe my dad? Although that seems unlikely, as you probably couldn't reproduce at 1 (like, 60% sure). Now, your lost son, most likely near death by now, has a special request for a video entirely composed of dance lessons, as instructed by you. I love you, dad.
unless you live in England then you can say when someone asks you you can say France and when they ask you why you reply with "getting alcohol and cigarettes"
They really seemed in a relationship, 'cause the guy was more interested in his food. I can imagine my girl introducing me to someone, and I'd just keep eating.
Or you could get a pet tiger on the black market and starve it for a week and toss the body in the cage/pit, after you've drawn and quartered it. Unless, you're Rambo enough to let a hungry tiger roam freely in your house, even while you're sleeping. Anaconda's are cool too.
James Trotter Hmm....there was actually a Law and Order episode like that....someone froze a body, sneaked into a zoo, and dropped it into a tiger exhibit! :O
I need to see you dance like that every morning when I wake up, Daniel. That portion of the video will now play for me at 6am everyday. (Eastern time, of course). I need your dancing in my life. Thank you for that contribution to the world. Ellen D eat your heart out.
+Favilla Morty Some people like to scare themselves. The dumbest is when they know that a psycho-killer is loose and still go into the creepy house in the dead of night.
And should probably read the book first, the teens killed a live pig and kept it's blood to do that...plus the book was way better then the movie (as they always are) o and by the way if you couldn't tell i was agreeing with you...some of these people making comments must not know cracked very well
you miss the point about Carrie... it's not about she being angry and having something that's like a machine-gun rocket launcher in her hand. It's about she being frustrated and have got nothing to control the feat she can't contain the effects of stress.
puffolotti Guys, I'm not saying it was 'just a joke' in the movie, I'm saying that in this video it was just a joke when Dan was talking about it so people shouldn't take what he said about it being bought so seriously. :)
Drew Steele out of 429,275 people who watched it; the 5,888 people who liked it, and the 597 COMMENTS I doubt even a fraction of 2 percent don't get it. screw those guys.
Cracked up again on CRACKED(while not actually smoking crack or any use of crack rock or cocaine)! Anywhat: Daniel you my friend are a true comic genius in a world full of comic failure, mainly for the intellect u distinguish while succesfully pulling off that "average joe"(or daniel) formula. Its why CRACKED is way ahead of the pack,dominating in its path while showcasing a variety of personalities,categories,intellectual education, and social news for blissful entertainment at its best! Btw, I loved that ending,I could literally watch 2 Daniels freestyle dancing to something because of well....nothing! Bravo~
Coal Henrington Nope, nobody really questions why you need something when you're buying it unless it's obviously suspicious like buying matches when you're buying a heap of lighter fluid and cans of gasoline. Buying a gallon of pigs blood wouldn't be unheard of and if they ask what you need it for, family reunion, relatives are coming in from [insert foreign country] and say you need it for recipes. Simple as that.
Well yeah, but how else would you end that phrase? And denying the pig blood is denying a few pig blood related jokes later down the line. Sure, its technically a falsehood, but its for the greater good.
His fake wedding speech sounds like something Ron Swanson would legitimately give at a wedding he is forced to give a speech at
I think the "dan dan-cing with dan to Ol' Dirty Bastard" should be the official outro to literally EVERY episode.
Agreed
agreed
Please replace 'episode' with 'video on RUclips'.
The D.O.B. is not a person. The D.O.B. is a being of pure light and energy.
I concur.
LIBERTYorD34TH
Actually the lying thing isn't the worst part it's someone believing the lie after they screwed it up that much.
That annoys me too.. it's like people in movies have literally zero ability to read body language and emotion.. to be fair I see this a lot in person to, where one person is clearly not interested in a conversation or topic or doing something.. and the other person is somehow completely oblivious to it... strange.
I figured it was a myth because I haven't experienced this bad of lying from anyone not even my teenage son.
Chrys Perdue - Yea lying doesn't seem to come as bad as it does in various movies lol.
That's because getting away with an obviously absurd and poorly delivered lie is the payoff. It's what makes the scene funny.
It's also what makes us as viewers accept how awful these people are at lying in the first place.
It's a kind of unspoken law that says if people are this bad at lying in this universe, then the people they lie to must be EQUALLY as bad at detecting falsehoods.
Unless the joke specifically involves showing how stupid a character is by having him or her spout a ridiculous lie (in which case the person being lied to isn't supposed to believe them), a preposterous attempt at deception must be accompanied by complete and utter credulity.
James Daniels - Very good comment. Makes sense to me! interesting stuff.
"Finding the prettiest dress or the fliest top hat OR BOTH IF YOU'RE JUST THE RADEST!!" I love this
I think there should be a general one that: High School is not the most important thing ever and neither is college yet in movies it always seems like the only thing that matters in the universe.
Rowan J Coleman at that age, it is, because one hasnt experienced much else yet. its been a while since you've been in school, eh?
My Name Actually I've only been out of school for 3 years. But anyway movies are made by adults and most teenagers know how dumb those movies come across. It's just insulting to people's intelligence.
Rowan J Coleman When I was in high school I thought that "insulting to intelligence" but if you think about it, it's quite a small chunk of the movies that are made. Teen movies are a genre, and I suppose they are gonna take place where teens normally hang out. If you think on the top movies in recent years, none of them were in high schools. Gravity, Selma, Avengers, Interstellar etc. for a small sample size. I think the blockbuster teen movie was a much bigger phenomenon in the 90s and 2000s
Rowan J Coleman Also I think there was something about teenagers having the most disposable income to blow on cinema tickets and thats why they'd go but now teenagers don't even really go to the cinema that much so I suppose it's shifting appropriately.
Rowan J Coleman What movies are you watching?
"where were you?"
"not england"
"oh cool"
Oh Cool, but that just tells me where you weren't, not where you were.
jirodyne I believe that was his point 😀
I feel it would lead to a lot more questions if you in fact live in England. I shall try this the next time another human talks to my face.
i can't use that
Daniel O'brien is surprisingly a good dancer while seated
I'd have given anything to have the video ending with Daniel turning to the other guy and going 'honey, don't eat so fast,' then cut to credits.
That would have been hilarious.
That wouldve been amazing
Sometimes, when I feel down, I come back and watch this video to see Dan dance with himself and remind myself that there's still some magic and joy in this world.
6:45 commenting so you come on back
What about running in horror movies, where people fall down or stumble every 10 steps. Seriously, Stephen Hawking would have a batter chance of survival than these people.
Lmfao
That's in the sequel video!
I get that this usually doesn't happen, but when my father's best man went to give his speech at my parents wedding he (drunk off his ass) accidentally let it slip that my mother was pregnant with me. So yeah, that stuff does happen...when lots and lots of alcohol is involved.
You must have been one happy fetus
Its true, the only time those secrets come out in real life is when people are smashed lol.
Straight outta The Office. Michael Scott letting it slip that Pam was pregnant with Jim's baby at the wedding.
Did you silently eat salad on camera for 5 minutes just for that bit? That must have been a really weird shoot.
Watching Daniel and Daniel dance is my favorite video clip ever.
This video FINALLY put into words everything I feel about movies and why I'm so picky about them. I can never properly explain what I mean when I say I don't like unrealistic movies, because I still like Sci-Fi and such. What I mean is I don't like movies that have unrealistic interactions between humans. Like what this video talks about. Thank you for understanding me.
Why do I have such a crush on this guy?
Did you not see those dance moves? How could you not crush on him?
keep that ending as the outro i haven't giggled like that in a while
OK, I heard this like three to ten other places first, so I don't know why I'm laying it on you since you barely mentioned it. Still, this is happening. Spouses can testify against one another. Testimonial privilege means that your spouse can refuse to testify against you, but they still can testify if they choose to.
I've seen this in a surprising number of court shows. Spouse tries to testify, "objection, your honour, blah blah blah." Spouses can totally choose to testify against one another for incredibly obvious reasons. "Did your husband molest your daughter?" "Well, I really can't say...oh, yeah, he did."
+Gina Szanboti Maybe you're from different places and the law's different? idk..
Nah it's true. Spousal privilege isn't a universal thing, and can be waived for a number of reasons, including when one spouse harms the other and/or their children.
I have been waiting for over a year. Which Scooby Doo character is most like a buzzfeed quiz?
Here's one for you. You know that movie stereotype "there's no such thing as a perfect murder"?! Well it doesn't make any lick of sense. How would you know about it?!
I have huge amounts of pig blood but noone to hate. What should I do?
Ask /b/.
Bathe in it and absorb its lifeforce!
HellChuggapri1
That only works with goat blood (and diet coke)... duh!
Drace90
You're not trying hard enough! Just use Odegra!
*****
I can't possibly drink it.... anymore.
If I were to use the "Not in England lie" people would be more curious as I live there.
+Terry Wood You could be from new england
Does anybody who says just England ever mean New England?
Never. I'm saying people could mistake your accent
+Steven Adams Is new England a state or something + why can't Americans make original place names.
+Plumpiglet New England is a collection of states ( Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont), and however much I'd like to make fun of Americans for being unoriginal I'm fairly sure it was named by the British
Prom? You mean that one "super important" dance where you have to pay to watch everybody dry hump to bad music for 5 hours after wasting money on that one fancy dress that you'll wear once ever, unless you're a guy in which case you'll waste the same amount of money on a rented tux and a wearable flower arrangement that will inevitably die in 20 hours?
Omg someone else understands!!!
is that a American thing, to rent a tuxedo i mean. Never done it myself and never seen any country that does it.
I guess it Is an american thing
Papercut337
I've heard it's an American thing.
i never went to prom and my brother just wore jeans and one of those fake tux shirts to his
And even if they do demand you kiss, unless your siblings, is it horrible thing that you kiss for them???? WHY ARE THEY SO HESITANT TO!? JUST DO IT!
+Eden Kaufman I know, nobody finds kissing a big deal anymore, it's not like they have to have sex
If I remember correctly the kids in Carrie went out and killed a pig to get the blood, they didn't buy it.
But what did they Carrie it around in?
How big was the pig?!
Diditallforthexp Badum tss!
lol I didn't watch the whole video but.
I FORGOT ;(;
Hi......?
That ending is the best
Dancing Dan's was awesome
-'s-
+TheRonster9319 Totes. Song at the end??
+Feint shimmy shimmy ya by O'l Dirty Bastard
+TheRonster9319 I like to think of it as Dueling Danjos
I enjoyed it too
That salad looked really good
~ love the intro ". . Its Me . . . t-t-that guy I am" . . .
"Literally anywhere that isn't weird" I about fell over laughing.
Mr Brien I just wanted to say that it's a pleasure to see a person spotting details in the movies and displaying it (along with inner meaning) for all fans of cracked.Thank you and hope you keep up the noble work
I....I really wanted to see Dan kiss himself...
What's the use of rule 34 if no one follows it?
I demand a 4 minute video of Daniel eating a Salad. or something good
UnderGrowth I'm with you on that demand, as long as he's dancing while he eats the salad!
UnderGrowth pie is good
That's not a salad. The food was colored in post I think. 2 years late but whatever.
LMAO! The ending was the best!
its really weird how this guy looks really fit yet totally unfit at the same time. Like I can't tell it he is buff or chubby. I don't mean that as an insult, its just an observation.
hes buffy
spacedudejr The pop-culture slayer!
I know what you mean, but I think he's buff.
I think the proper description is cuddly bear. i.e. Buff, with a little bit of chub, or as the person above said, Buffy.
normal reaction^
They didn't buy pigs blood, they literally went out and killed a couple of pigs. Traumatising book.
Which is odd since it isn't that hard if there's a farm or slaughter house nearby. I mean there are recipes that include blood, so it isn't even that weird to do. Though a bucket full is a lot.
Sploogmaster2 And remember, these were particularly cruel and vicious kids. Getting the blood by personally slaughtering a pig is in character.
at at thing
AT AT thing
STAR WARS
Watchdog Goon Noticed it too. Did not want to become the type of guy who would obsess about it...(looks dead at Dan O'Brien)
+Watchdog Goon I figured someone would point out the typo but I didn't realize someone would point it out so perfectly.
"hire me to speak at all your things... america!"
best line ever. lol
This was the best cracked video in a while..... I might even say that they were slightly better than recent After Hours episodes
lol at the shimmy at the end :D
as an englishman can i hire you for my wedding
I looked through as many comments as I could find before saying this, but...
Did anyone else notice the "Speaking at at thing" at 3:12 ?
I meant 3:11, sorry
+Jaded Wolf Thanks for correcting yourself. I couldn't find it.
+Jaded Wolf Unrelated, but I like your fursona. I'm pretty sure I've said that before, though, so whatevs.
+Jaded Wolf Unrelated, but I like your fursona. I'm pretty sure I've said that before, though, so whatevs.
Sir Fur erm, hi! Again.. I think.
Fucking... yes. That self-duo at the end was probably one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
Also running away from someone without falling down.
The kissing to prove you're a couple thing is a weird idea. I don't think I've ever seen this in a movie. Guess I'm watching the right movies.
WalterLiddy It's more of a TV than movie thing
eclecticbibliophile Who could forget all the different times in Family Matters when visitors to the Winslow household demanded to see Carl and Harriet kiss as proof of their marriage.
Without a goatee, how are to know which DOB is evil?
D.O.B. mean date of birth, what else ?
For some reason, I have never seen the end of this episode. Daniel O'Business (I can call him that, we're close personal friends) dancing at his desk is the best thing on the internet ever. Come at me.
So if you are from England and live in England and someone asks you where you were and you don't want to tell them the truth a good answer is Not England?
Of course
O.K. this is getting frustrating as hell! I have been searching Google maps for hours and I still can't find "Not England"!
Matthew Aubry That's so weird...I was just there last weekend.
Saying you were "In England" last night if you live in England is as ridiculous an answer as saying "On Earth" or "In our Universe". Even if you live in France, Germany, Italy, etc. and you WERE in England the night before...there's literally no doubt you would mention the city you were in since almost everyone would know the surrounding area, and even if it's a town that they don't know of, it would be very easy to follow it up with the geographical location (Country is still not necessary), such as "it's a small town just southwest of Canterbury".
bigmattman2005 wow.
Seriously had Daniel O'Brian dancing to that song in my head all day today. It was very entertaining but made me need to watch this episode just so he could have a break. I had to figure out which episode it was, so I binge watched them all. I may have to watch it on repeat for a while. That's my kinda OPCD.
The dancing at the end is splendid!
The end is so epic, didn't expected that. shimmy shimmy ya!
why is Sunny from Girl's Generation the prom queen
....I was just wondering the same thing.
Oh good someone else noticed her, I thought I was crazy
In the It’s Always Sunny clip, Bruce knew they weren’t really dating and that they were “father and daughter”. He was trying to test how far they would go to keep up their ruse.
No wonder sand bags have always sexually aroused me.
Kid and a Squid now Their ability to be used as ballistic protection alone gives me a raging hard on. Fuck yeah, Sand bags!
Dan,
I just needed to say you are my fucking hero.
You are so funny in every freaking video and that part with the dancing NEEDS to be a GIF. Keep being awesome !
"It's me! That guy... I am."
Yeah, we just watched the same thing you did.
Oh so you heard it too! That's so cool.
+TheStruggle IsReal Not as cool as quoting the first line from RUclips videos. You're the Uncle Jesse of the comments section
... and you must be the guy that hated Mystery Science Theater for
getting in the way of your quality cinematic entertainment, yea? It's
okay, I understand that sitting whilst one has such a thick
stick up their ass can be a real buzz kill.
TheStruggle IsReal haha. So you're comparing yourself to Mystery Space Theatre now? Your "zinger" isn't exactly comedic genius... genius.
And why did you use whilst instead of while? Trying to sound smart, bro? Uncle Jesse and a poet
Come back and make more videos! Cracked needs to come back with more stuff!
Watching two Dan's dance was pretty magical
I can't even begin to tell you how happy that ending made me. Watching two DOB's busting some phat moves? Worth it's weight in bacon-covered gold Nutella-cats.
Dan, I totally stole all your dance moves. Totally got laid. You are my mentor and, dare I say, personal hero. Maybe my dad? Although that seems unlikely, as you probably couldn't reproduce at 1 (like, 60% sure).
Now, your lost son, most likely near death by now, has a special request for a video entirely composed of dance lessons, as instructed by you.
I love you, dad.
Thank you for playing ODB at the end of your video. That just made my day, besides being alive.
unless you live in England
then you can say when someone asks you you can say France
and when they ask you why you reply with "getting alcohol and cigarettes"
Your wristwatch and his salad was all the proof we needed that you two may, in fact, be a perfect match for one another.
I love Danny, many laughs. Thank you
"Hello internet, It's me, that guy I am." Great opening. lol
They really seemed in a relationship, 'cause the guy was more interested in his food. I can imagine my girl introducing me to someone, and I'd just keep eating.
Can we have Dan and his life partner DOB dance together in everything now? That was seriously so much fun.
They make hiding a body look so hard in movies! All you actually need is some ammonia, apple cider, a barrel........
*****
You worry me.
*****
Well, I guess you could say that this mystery is
*puts on glasses*
well brewed.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pandy Monium lol
Or you could get a pet tiger on the black market and starve it for a week and toss the body in the cage/pit, after you've drawn and quartered it. Unless, you're Rambo enough to let a hungry tiger roam freely in your house, even while you're sleeping. Anaconda's are cool too.
James Trotter Hmm....there was actually a Law and Order episode like that....someone froze a body, sneaked into a zoo, and dropped it into a tiger exhibit! :O
I might actually raise some legitimate questions if two identical people claim to be in a relationship...
How do I go about hiring Dan to speak at my things?
I watched 10 videos from this channel and the end dance is now making me a subscriber xD
Ermahgawd the end was soo great!
This is the most insightful channel I've subscribed to since vsauce
I'm terrible at lying, and in anything more complicated than a fib I turn into a movie character.
Well, uh, you see, um, I-uh, I'm actually pretty ba-good! At, um, ah, lying, you see.
That dance scene at the end was just superb
Daniel O'Brien is such a lil hottie! so freakin cute!
Yeah, this bothered me too: most of the time, for small stuff, I find lying to be incredibly easy. And I'm not even a very social person.
"Speaking at at thing?" what does that mean?
I need to see you dance like that every morning when I wake up, Daniel. That portion of the video will now play for me at 6am everyday. (Eastern time, of course). I need your dancing in my life. Thank you for that contribution to the world. Ellen D eat your heart out.
KISS YOURSELF!!! KISS HIM!!!!!!!!!
Best outro to anything, ever.
What about people who live in England? "Where were you last week?' "Umm...England?"
Jack Pica SCOTLAND
That little dance sequence just made my whole 2015
horror movies: *trips over every god damn thing*
real life: FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
+Favilla Morty Some people like to scare themselves. The dumbest is when they know that a psycho-killer is loose and still go into the creepy house in the dead of night.
***** But every horror and slasher movie has at least one character that stupid.
+zemorph42 I would go in the house if it was dark and creepy but I wouldn't go if I knew there was a killer on the loose
I miss Cracked so much!!
The new guy who now owns(?) Cracked got Roger back. You know, the Honest Ads guy.
People need to calm the hell down about the pigs blood. It was just a joke.
And should probably read the book first, the teens killed a live pig and kept it's blood to do that...plus the book was way better then the movie (as they always are) o and by the way if you couldn't tell i was agreeing with you...some of these people making comments must not know cracked very well
how do u get pigs blood if not by killing a pig??
you miss the point about Carrie...
it's not about she being angry and having something that's like a machine-gun rocket launcher in her hand.
It's about she being frustrated and have got nothing to control the feat she can't contain the effects of stress.
puffolotti Guys, I'm not saying it was 'just a joke' in the movie, I'm saying that in this video it was just a joke when Dan was talking about it so people shouldn't take what he said about it being bought so seriously. :)
Drew Steele out of 429,275 people who watched it; the 5,888 people who liked it, and the 597 COMMENTS I doubt even a fraction of 2 percent don't get it. screw those guys.
Unlike most other youtube shows, you guys have mad good chromakey (green screen, whatever) effects. We don't have Jaundiced Dan here.
Sunny is prom Queen? Someone get the Editor, NOW~!
He, or indeed She, has been Ousted!
I like that when the music starts, suit Dan is tapping his finger along with the piano.
I "liked" it because of the ending......didn't see that coming :-)
Cracked up again on CRACKED(while not actually smoking crack or any use of crack rock or cocaine)! Anywhat: Daniel you my friend are a true comic genius in a world full of comic failure, mainly for the intellect u distinguish while succesfully pulling off that "average joe"(or daniel) formula. Its why CRACKED is way ahead of the pack,dominating in its path while showcasing a variety of personalities,categories,intellectual education, and social news for blissful entertainment at its best! Btw, I loved that ending,I could literally watch 2 Daniels freestyle dancing to something because of well....nothing! Bravo~
I don't think the pig blood was sold to the teenagers.....
Ooooh that ending!
you can buy pigs blood, just look up what foods involves blood and say you are making that
aboutashow Yeah. From a live pig lol.
Don't you have to be 21 for that?
Coal Henrington
Nope, nobody really questions why you need something when you're buying it unless it's obviously suspicious like buying matches when you're buying a heap of lighter fluid and cans of gasoline. Buying a gallon of pigs blood wouldn't be unheard of and if they ask what you need it for, family reunion, relatives are coming in from [insert foreign country] and say you need it for recipes. Simple as that.
Dual Dan O'Brian's dancing to Shimmy Shimmy Ya, priceless!!!!!!
That outro tho
I want expecting that ending at all....youre twin dance made me laugh so hard, that was great! ^_^
I wish I could like this 50 times
3:06 Misspelled "a"
Speaking at A thing.
not Speaking at AT thing.
LMFAOOOO
is that Sunny from SNSD? @2:40 ?
I know right! I swear it's her!
I was looking for this comment lmao.
Dan dancing to ODB is my favourite thing ever on the internet!
2:20 Have you seen Carrie? No one bought the blood. The teenagers snuck in to a pig farm at night and slit the throat of a pig to get it.
Well yeah, but how else would you end that phrase? And denying the pig blood is denying a few pig blood related jokes later down the line. Sure, its technically a falsehood, but its for the greater good.
They did WHAT!??
That's... er.... that's not... better.
I think that may be the worst dancing I've ever seen; love it.
Also, love this series. One of the best, for sure.