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  • @blanksymortimer4088
    @blanksymortimer4088 7 лет назад +1614

    Tie clip really brings a new angle to the show

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 7 лет назад +16

      Blanksy Mortimer still a better love story then Twilight

    • @crojonphoenix
      @crojonphoenix 7 лет назад +58

      it really ties it together.

    • @Reinlisa1
      @Reinlisa1 7 лет назад

      no, just no

    • @moominbum
      @moominbum 7 лет назад +12

      he could use a lozenge though

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet 7 лет назад +27

      Math Nerd says that it's parallel to the ground, and therefore provides zero angle to the show.
      I'll show myself out.

  • @Concherto
    @Concherto 7 лет назад +376

    That's a kick ass tie clip though.

    • @philipgeorge1253
      @philipgeorge1253 7 лет назад +10

      all i can see is the tie clip

    • @bedtimeat8
      @bedtimeat8 7 лет назад +11

      fuck yeah, dan is killing it

    • @joss5150
      @joss5150 7 лет назад +1

      though what?

    • @TelemachusScone
      @TelemachusScone 7 лет назад +41

      What!?!?!? That tie clip sucks! It totally distracted me throughout the entire video! I wish we were back to the old videos where he didn't have that stupid tie clip. That thing is the worst and has ruined what was once a good show. And did you here how it strained his voice there towards the end? He should have gone with the bolo tie

    • @z8ph0d
      @z8ph0d 7 лет назад +28

      Came for the video, stayed for the tie clip

  • @lizardladder1118
    @lizardladder1118 7 лет назад +245

    Somebody get that large boy a lemon tea and a blankey, he sounds sick.

  • @DaWoWzer
    @DaWoWzer 7 лет назад +639

    They need to make this show more often, this and after hours are the only reason i come to this channel

    • @bluemech8178
      @bluemech8178 7 лет назад +3

      what about that escort thing?

    • @marcwittkowski5146
      @marcwittkowski5146 7 лет назад +6

      Yes! Escort Mission is an amazing format.

    • @prettyhatemachine203
      @prettyhatemachine203 7 лет назад +3

      Swain is getting distractingly fat. It's hard to watch

    • @Rufina72
      @Rufina72 7 лет назад +14

      The Honest Adds are really funny too, I just watched them all the last days!! :D

    • @mattock7
      @mattock7 7 лет назад +31

      Yes; OPCD, After Hours, and Honest Ads.
      Does Cracked do anything else?
      No?
      Didn't think so.

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 7 лет назад +505

    Damn that is a nice tie clip. Nice job Daniel! Good tie clip. Makes all the difference in a video. Without it there would have just been a tie clip shaped void in my soul that wouldn't have never been filled.

    • @Reemybear
      @Reemybear 7 лет назад +5

      i know tie clip for the win

    • @Crazzzzzzzziesandus
      @Crazzzzzzzziesandus 7 лет назад +36

      DAMN Daniel back at it again with the tie clip

    • @JavierFernandez01
      @JavierFernandez01 7 лет назад +2

      Isagail Carshuen yea, but the tie is too puffy for it. it's like a poofy tie clamp now.

    • @folbfolb
      @folbfolb 7 лет назад +2

      damn daniel

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 7 лет назад +167

    Prince doesn't necessarily mean monarch. He could be like a nephew or cousin or younger brother to the guy people are paying taxes to the whole time. Course that just brings up the question of where that guy is.

    • @williamtimonen6814
      @williamtimonen6814 7 лет назад +6

      floooooooooooooooood His name may just be Prince?

    • @myanimeworld149
      @myanimeworld149 7 лет назад +13

      His name is Adam. The story is a french story, in the original Beauty and The Beast have a lot of loopholes like "what kind of prince is he?" so I assume Disney did not bother with it as well. (they also excluded Belle's two jealous sisters, jealous they don't get to date a rich prince)

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 7 лет назад +16

      He could even be an artist formerly known as prince

    • @MaricaAmbrosius
      @MaricaAmbrosius 7 лет назад +2

      floooooooooooooooood You have to be prince OF something, like Wales, or Gascony. And though Charles, William, and Harry aren't political rulers, in the eighteenth century, they would have been.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 7 лет назад +5

      Alia Dictionary definition of Prince has the following.
      *the son of a monarch.
      *a close male relative of a monarch, especially a son's son.
      *a male royal ruler of a small state, actually, nominally, or originally subject to a king or emperor.
      So you're right on like one count but I'm still pretty sure the son of a king at the very least is known as a prince even before they're given any territory to rule. Like you still call a baby a prince even if they're not ruling Wales. Or to give some kind of other Disney example, Ana from Frozen is called a princess but there's absolutely no indication she's specifically princess of anything in particular considering she spent her life in just one castle.

  • @Ell3m3nta1
    @Ell3m3nta1 7 лет назад +266

    Poor James Marsden. Hot enough to be a leading man who gets the girl but somehow has been type casted as the guy who Never gets the girl.

    • @EmonEconomist
      @EmonEconomist 7 лет назад +25

      He gets the girl in 27 Dresses!

    • @alstone4253
      @alstone4253 7 лет назад +22

      Yeah but he was like her silver medal

    • @reneesjewelerydesign
      @reneesjewelerydesign 7 лет назад +6

      Makaflockaflame he got the girl in sugar and spice

    • @monstalova
      @monstalova 6 лет назад +3

      He's gay anyway

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 6 лет назад +3

      He gets the girl in disturbing behavior

  • @toasega
    @toasega 7 лет назад +185

    So James Marsden is the Sean Bean of movie romances, then?

  • @jordanr.2120
    @jordanr.2120 7 лет назад +491

    I think Dan is going through reverse puberty. His voice seems higher.

    • @VergilPrime
      @VergilPrime 7 лет назад +37

      Joop A.R. he got da flu.

    • @Lucy-ng7cw
      @Lucy-ng7cw 7 лет назад +33

      He just sounds sick

    • @bigtimeleafsfan
      @bigtimeleafsfan 7 лет назад +126

      It's the tie Clip...

    • @gabechat2
      @gabechat2 7 лет назад +15

      I hate how the majority kinda killed this joke.

  • @InLohmansTerms
    @InLohmansTerms 4 года назад +34

    (Echoing throughout the empty void in my heart where CRACKED used to reign supreme)
    "Hello?!?"
    "Is anyone here?"
    "Deeny O'Beenie?!?"

  • @staceysilverman6338
    @staceysilverman6338 6 лет назад +70

    While we're on about loose ends in movies, one of the biggest ones I've ever seen was never mentioned, remember the Wizard of Oz? Anyone ever wonder what Toto's fate is gonna be? The whole middle was just a dream sequence apparently, but the whole original conflict, the very entire reason Dorothy ran away in first place, the whole "miss gultch is going to destroy her precious dog"... Completely forgotten, the " wicked witch" may be dead, but nothing and nowhere does it ever imply that her "real life" counterpart is, and there's no reason to think she won't just come back, and try to have him put down again, as Dorothy first suspected she would. A dream is a dream, but the reality is left unresolved and undealt with.

    • @johnmcclure40
      @johnmcclure40 5 лет назад +8

      Well, she was riding her bike when a tornado came along. She might well be dead.

    • @newname34695
      @newname34695 5 лет назад +14

      Ooh but what if mrs gultch is dead? The wicked witchs death in oz could be a parallel to mrs gultch dying in the tornado

    • @agoldentattoo5046
      @agoldentattoo5046 4 года назад +5

      @@newname34695 maybe the house landed on her and Dorothy saw it before being knocked out and thats how she coped.

    • @dianewood2430
      @dianewood2430 4 года назад

      Was it a dream in the book 📖 ❓

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs Год назад +3

      @@dianewood2430 No.

  • @manuel-ocho7671
    @manuel-ocho7671 7 лет назад +59

    Consider this an official signature on any petition to get Rosario Dawson on OPCD

  • @shadowwwwwwwwwww
    @shadowwwwwwwwwww 7 лет назад +124

    sssssssssshit now i ship daniel o'brien with rosario dawson.

  • @themightysven
    @themightysven 7 лет назад +181

    it's like everyone in California has the same horrible throat disease at the same time, did they all make out with each other?

    • @vincentrather1010
      @vincentrather1010 7 лет назад +47

      themightysven we did, I was there. It was fun. Taylor swift uses too much tongue.

    • @XPthis
      @XPthis 7 лет назад +2

      if so. I was probably asleep at the time. cus I still got the disease

    • @ripptorn9
      @ripptorn9 7 лет назад +6

      Captain Tripps is going around.

    • @ZincAddict
      @ZincAddict 7 лет назад +31

      It's because they don't have water

    • @maxjohnson4043
      @maxjohnson4043 7 лет назад +3

      Vincent Rather yeah, and it just got dirty once we got the central valley

  • @torazely
    @torazely 7 лет назад +376

    considering Beauty and the Beast takes place pre-French Revolution...pretty sure they die.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 6 лет назад +24

      No, it's DISNEY. They all live happily ever after. No one ever dies..... except:
      Snow White's Parents
      Pinnochio
      Cinderella's Parents
      Maleficent
      Bambi's Mom
      Ariel 's mom
      Ursula
      Mufasa
      Scar
      Jafar
      To name a few.

    • @wendyleeconnelly2939
      @wendyleeconnelly2939 6 лет назад +11

      And Gaston

    • @squaredup1800
      @squaredup1800 5 лет назад +3

      That's a good thing, though, isn't it?

    • @kaywar0698
      @kaywar0698 5 лет назад +8

      Thinking about that actually made me think a lot more like
      Was that whole movie a symbol or could be looked at as such? What if it was the witch who cursed the beast to look bad, making a king a president, who was actually representing the people? Damn. Thinking about it all of Beauty and The Beast could be looked at like a huge, dark propaganda film in an alternate universe where the french revolution worked for a little while but then failed.

    • @evanjohnson1299
      @evanjohnson1299 5 лет назад +7

      @@MrParkerman6S The entire Hun army, Chinese army, and several villages along the way. Conservative number 30,000 crap Mulan is dark.

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul 6 лет назад +25

    So after seeing the live action "Beauty and the Beast", the Enchantress cast a curse that had the villagers forget they had a ruler who lived far away from the village, but it also made them forget about their family members who worked at the castle! As for Gaston, he left Maurice to the wolves after denying Belle's hand in marriage (But he manages to escape) so you really don't like him after that.

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs Год назад +2

      Enchantress has a point, after seeing the live action 'Beauty and the Beast', I'd feel like casting some kind of curse of forgetfulness too. Not sure how she managed to see it though.

  • @mazingdaddid
    @mazingdaddid 7 лет назад +280

    so.... are we going to skip over the fact that the kid was like.... 7 when the witch cursed him???? so the fact that he didn't let her in want rude, it's what every 7 year old is told to do when a stranger comes to the door!!!

  • @LilAnnThrax
    @LilAnnThrax 7 лет назад +274

    Oh Daniel. Why must you exist in a world where we will never meet, fall in love and be awkward together?

    • @akshaymathur5665
      @akshaymathur5665 7 лет назад +34

      Which universe are you in, hotstuff?
      (This empties my daily quota of cheesy one-liners)

    • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
      @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 7 лет назад +4

      TheAnnie Canvas ~ Bc, fuck you, that's why!

    • @jacobrobertdesio9265
      @jacobrobertdesio9265 6 лет назад +3

      I only eat Brains, Dummy 🤐

    • @trentwilson7507
      @trentwilson7507 5 лет назад +1

      @@ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 that was certainly hateful.

    • @JohnWTolbert
      @JohnWTolbert 5 лет назад +2

      @@trentwilson7507 it was a cinemasins reference

  • @zrahabi
    @zrahabi 7 лет назад +19

    The frame you paused The Beast eating soup on was the most wonderful thing I've seen all day thank you

  • @gabechat2
    @gabechat2 7 лет назад +27

    I genuinely felt remorse for daniel at the end when he was like "be nice in the comments" lol ok Dan. Great episode buddy :)

  • @theloniousswope2814
    @theloniousswope2814 7 лет назад +57

    Hope you get better soon, Daniel. Best wishes

    • @theloniousswope2814
      @theloniousswope2814 7 лет назад +18

      Though to be fair this was probably recorded a month ago which means DOB has been RIP for weeks

  • @kpopaddict9563
    @kpopaddict9563 6 лет назад +20

    "These women hate being murdered" I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  •  7 лет назад +23

    The fact that they cast a Christopher Reeve lookalike in that recent Superman remake is a testament to how good the original Richard Donner movies were. (Plural: I include _Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut_ not the two Sulkin sequels.)

  • @Catmum1998
    @Catmum1998 7 лет назад +141

    I'm waiting for that Pinocchio sequel

    • @jony4real
      @jony4real 7 лет назад +19

      With all the reboots going around they'll probably get to Pinocchio soon :-)

    • @rockstarsharma53
      @rockstarsharma53 7 лет назад

      Jessica Francis it's been 77 years since the original classic was released so I highly doubt it

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 6 лет назад +1

      80 years later

    • @paarahful
      @paarahful 5 лет назад

      @@pacoramon9468 nah very soon, disney wants to make everything a sequel and live action cuz money, you'll see

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 4 месяца назад

      @@rockstarsharma53 Disney did sequels with 50 year gaps between movies.

  • @christopherworley5944
    @christopherworley5944 7 лет назад +298

    if Seth Rogan and Shia Labeouf had a baby I imagine it would look almost exactly like this guy. just me?

    • @Yzyenthusiast
      @Yzyenthusiast 7 лет назад +1

      Christopher Worley lol

    • @Hi5ghosted
      @Hi5ghosted 7 лет назад +29

      WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE THAT? Now I can't unsee it!

    • @martinmireles6762
      @martinmireles6762 7 лет назад +5

      Christopher Worley LMAO

    • @kyndall1333
      @kyndall1333 7 лет назад +4

      Christopher Worley duuuude that fucked me up now

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 6 лет назад

      Christopher Worley
      Clones?

  • @joyl.6025
    @joyl.6025 7 лет назад +285

    am i the only person in love with Dan?

    • @8balls122
      @8balls122 7 лет назад +12

      no

    • @strawwagen
      @strawwagen 7 лет назад

      yes*

    • @strawwagen
      @strawwagen 7 лет назад

      peter burczyk someone has anger issues...

    • @strawwagen
      @strawwagen 7 лет назад +1

      sure you are kiddo

    • @8balls122
      @8balls122 7 лет назад +9

      Bottleman 10120 I'm gonna toast your toast with a toaster...

  • @purelitenite
    @purelitenite 7 лет назад +62

    those donkey's scarred me as a child... I guess that is what you were going for

    • @garrus7529
      @garrus7529 7 лет назад +4

      Dude I saw the live version when I was a kid. I had nightmares and couldn't drink water for a while.

    • @southernoregoncatmom6519
      @southernoregoncatmom6519 6 лет назад

      purelitenite-pretty freaky!

    • @Wingo537
      @Wingo537 6 лет назад +1

      purelitenite it's pretty much a metaphor for a pedophile ring

  • @abdramaqueen15
    @abdramaqueen15 7 лет назад +27

    So Beauty and the Beast is a prequel to the French Revolution?

  • @marcellXcatalyst
    @marcellXcatalyst 7 лет назад +84

    is everyone on RUclips sick lately?

    • @ItsKardamin
      @ItsKardamin 7 лет назад +5

      marcellXcatalyst well it's starting that season

    • @morscoronam3779
      @morscoronam3779 7 лет назад +2

      I got a sore throat yesterday morning, it just took a day to reach Daniel.

    • @marcellXcatalyst
      @marcellXcatalyst 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah but they take different times between recording and uploading, depending on how long they take to edit. It seems odd that so many youtubers are sick at the same time.

    • @morscoronam3779
      @morscoronam3779 7 лет назад

      I'm aware that my case of sore throat isn't what was transferred to Daniel 😜 Unless he's working in Missouri...

    • @marcellXcatalyst
      @marcellXcatalyst 7 лет назад

      I was actually replying to CocoaAndTea.

  • @grimthane
    @grimthane 7 лет назад +31

    It's probably a long-shot, but I'm gonna guess polonium poisoning.

  • @evarose2999
    @evarose2999 7 лет назад +53

    The Prince was probably a lesser consort's son and or at most the third son; meaning he's not crown prince, more likely a fief lord, but do to his young age they may have put him in a noble estate instead which would still mean the king and queen rule that land. So if he becomes handsome his family will more then likely announce him as royalty to which the town belle lived in would begin being favored. I have ample writing time and little social life.....

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman 5 лет назад +5

      ...due to...
      Sorry, just being pedantic.

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 7 лет назад +119

    Am I watching Chris Pratt doing an impression of Anchorman?

  • @erikw.s.5209
    @erikw.s.5209 7 лет назад +94

    James Marsden gets dumped in every movie he's in. lol.

    • @CHUCKLONG131
      @CHUCKLONG131 7 лет назад +4

      Watch Straw Dogs

    • @grail68
      @grail68 7 лет назад +7

      Erik aka Trash I need to see a movie where he saves Sean Bean's life then marries him. What's that American expression about birds and stones?

    • @erikw.s.5209
      @erikw.s.5209 7 лет назад +7

      grail68
      while Brad Pitt dies of starvation in the backgound (because normally he's eating all the time)

    • @annbe1l
      @annbe1l 7 лет назад +4

      27 dresses? But yeah, the guy has bad luck. Even though he's pretty good looking.

    • @sachyriel
      @sachyriel 7 лет назад +2

      James Marsden was Cyclops in Xmen, but when Patrick Stewart said good bye I had to wonder if one episode of Star Trek TNG saw a white Geordi.

  • @scripwriter3304
    @scripwriter3304 7 лет назад +5

    man that tie clip really holds the whole thing together. im glad you went with that. good job.

  • @mmem4264
    @mmem4264 Год назад +2

    That Pinocchio loose end always bothered me. Pretty bummed the live action version didn't fix it or even acknowledge it. Man, I miss this show.

  • @jimmyknocks
    @jimmyknocks 7 лет назад +1

    I've missed this series! Glad you're back.

  • @silvercomet6782
    @silvercomet6782 7 лет назад +48

    At least comic book Superman knows how to raise a kid.

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 7 лет назад +12

      "This tie you got me for Father's Day is terrible, Jimmy. I'll have to destroy it to teach you a lesson." Yep. :P

    • @silvercomet6782
      @silvercomet6782 7 лет назад +10

      i meant in the current comics

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 7 лет назад +9

      Oh! Yeah, that's way different. I totally forgot he's got that goin' on these days.

    • @silvercomet6782
      @silvercomet6782 7 лет назад +1

      yeah

    • @samrobacker346
      @samrobacker346 7 лет назад +1

      Silver comet What about Superboy? he just left him for his parents, after years or ignoring him.

  • @BananaBlub17
    @BananaBlub17 7 лет назад +79

    In what world is Superman Returns better than Man of Steel?

    • @GrahamDayFortressofGeek
      @GrahamDayFortressofGeek 7 лет назад +5

      BananaBlub17 agreed, I like Returns but MOS and BVS are miles better. but then again that's just my opinion

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 7 лет назад +17

      BananaBlub17 it's better because at least it's a cheerful and hopeful movie unlike the depressing mess BVS and MOS

    • @thekrakenexperiment280
      @thekrakenexperiment280 7 лет назад +39

      The real world.

    • @morhboct3
      @morhboct3 7 лет назад +15

      not every goddamn comic book movie has to be a cheerful happy ending piece of shit MOS was way better in Returns the big climatic fight is superman lifting a rock WoW

    • @humanmale02
      @humanmale02 7 лет назад +11

      This world. I don't have the time tonight to rant about Man of Steel as it's just hit midnight as I type this, but I will say that Superman Returns didn't have the plot holes, inconsistencies, nor did it miss the entire point of the character and why you'd make a movie based on them in the first place (apart from, we want money and Superman is a recognized brand).

  • @LouTubeVlogs
    @LouTubeVlogs 7 лет назад +6

    I am so glad this is back!! It's the whole reason I am subscribed to this channel!

  • @kernalphage
    @kernalphage 7 лет назад +3

    OPCD (and the diner one) is basically the reason I subscribe to Cracked. Glad to have you back.

  • @gamepopper101
    @gamepopper101 7 лет назад +25

    I always thought in Beauty and the Beast the kingdom was still ruled by the Beast's parents, and the Prince was presumed dead after being turned into a beast. I'm assuming each member of a royal family has some authority, but being a Prince does mean there is a parent or an older sibling in charge of the monarchy.
    Plus being presume dead is probably why not many people visit the castle, and there might be quite a few people who worked for the Royal Family who went to the place and never returned...

    • @colonelclank2422
      @colonelclank2422 7 лет назад +1

      There are several places where the Prince is the head of state, Monaco, Leichtenstein, and Andora are the major examples.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 7 лет назад +10

      It's feasible. Royalty never have just one castle and they don't just preside over one nondescript town. They all probably skived off to another one and left the deformed prince to rot. But I don't think the original story or any Disney canon really talks about him having living relatives, mainly because they don't care about logistics and how a place was being governed during the prince's cursed interim.
      Given we only see one town out of the entire kingdom, it's entirely possible that he has living relatives off in other parts of the country doing their sovereign thing. After he became cured, he'll likely reconnect with them. Who knows.

    • @bloodywanker49
      @bloodywanker49 7 лет назад +3

      I could have sworn I read somewhere that the Beast/Prince is an orphan by the time the witch comes a long. It would make sense since a kid with no parents and whose only guardians are also his servants (who he could get rid of whenever, because ya know...prince) would grow up to be a bit of a brat by the time the witch gets him.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 7 лет назад +4

      I doubt an orphan royal would grow up to be spoiled. Most people don't understand the sheer gravity of responsibility and near military upbringing it entails. Especially in his case, he wouldn't have ruled until he was an adult, with a regent lord running the kingdom in his stead and his childhood spent rigidly training him to rule once he's old enough to accept the responsibility.
      Spoiled royals were usually those brought up in a lofty setting, the siblings of the heir apparent, as the firstborn in line to rule would grow up a strict lifestyle, while the other princes and princesses would have more liberties and freedoms, since they wouldn't truly be expected to rule.
      If Beast was a second or so child, his vain and vapid behavior would make a lot more sense. Think of the current British monarchy, with Princes William and Harry; William is very staunch, prim and proper, while Harry is more "free spirited".

    • @Halloweenman33
      @Halloweenman33 7 лет назад +3

      Aside from living in the castle, he doesn't actually seem to rule anything. Maybe prince is more of an artifact title and his family is no longer in charge, which would explain why everybody seem to have forgotten that the castle even exists.

  • @jeanaaa2869
    @jeanaaa2869 7 лет назад +15

    6:11 revolt "after all this is France"

  • @ghostnike901
    @ghostnike901 7 лет назад +6

    I've watched this video 32 times just to see that tie clip. Nice one cracked

  • @slugfiller
    @slugfiller 7 лет назад +10

    I thought the implication in Pinocchio is that the stage coach magician IS justice. That delinquent kids were being served their due. Pinocchio basically gets away with a jailbreak there, and promptly repents his actions.
    Also, The Man Of Steel wasn't nearly as bad as Superman Returns. Not by a long shot. At least he won on his own power and heritage, and not due to Lex Luthor's made-up girlfriend ex-machina.

    • @danielkorladis7869
      @danielkorladis7869 7 лет назад +8

      Man, that's fucked up. Be kind of a pain in the ass as a kid, and get turned into a donkey and sold as a result? Hell, Pinocchio didn't even do anything that bad to get himself in that situation. If that's all the bad behavior it takes to get marked as a "bad kid" and sold into a short life of donkey-slavery, the world of Pinocchio is a dystopia of horrific proportions.

    • @slugfiller
      @slugfiller 7 лет назад +8

      Daniel Brownson
      Well, it is set in the same time period as Oliver Twist...

    • @danielkorladis7869
      @danielkorladis7869 7 лет назад +1

      *****
      Okay, good point.

    • @DarqueChocoholic
      @DarqueChocoholic 7 лет назад +3

      Daniel Brownson Most classical fairy tales are dystopias of horrific proportions. Little Red Ridding Hood just went the wrong path, Hansel & Gretel were abandoned for no reason, etc.

    • @danielkorladis7869
      @danielkorladis7869 7 лет назад +1

      DarqueChocoholic True. Good point.

  • @djquinn4825
    @djquinn4825 7 лет назад +11

    There was a book called "The Beast Within: A Tale of Beauty's Prince" that came out after Beauty and the Beast that, while I don't know if Disney considers it "officially" canon, explains the backstory of Prince Adam (The Beast). He was apparently well known and liked within the town, even being a good friend of Gaston's. However when he found out the woman he was betrothed to named Circe was actually a farmer, he dismissed her even though he had originally been attracted to her physical beauty. When she returns disguised as a beggar woman, the Prince showed no mercy towards her wish to forgive him, and so she and her three sisters cursed him with the spell that would turn him into a monster. Soon, the Prince's fear gets the better of him and he decides to marry a princess named Tulip in hopes of loving her. Unfortunately, as the castle begins to endure more phenomenons, he becomes infuriated and throws Tulip out when he believes she has deceived him into thinking she loved him. Eventually, his transformation finishes and with it the dissipation of memories of his past life as he slowly descends into an animalistic mindset. When he does meet Belle, however, he comes to love her. The sisters attempt to prevent the Beast from breaking the spell by manipulating the arrival of Gaston and the mob, and nearly the Beast's death. However, Circe brings the Beast to life and restores him to human form, allowing the Prince to live happily with Belle.

  • @SunGawdRa
    @SunGawdRa 7 лет назад +5

    Man, I know I should comment on the topic, but I just can't get that tie clip out of my head. It's so mesmerizing.

  • @ethanmurray5001
    @ethanmurray5001 7 лет назад +3

    "The internet moves at the speed of now."
    -Daneil O'brian
    best quote.

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen 4 года назад +3

    The official conclusion to that Superman story from Arrowverse's Crisis on Infinite Earths is that Joker gases The Daily Planet and kills everyone but Superman. Superman says repeatedly that he has lost everything and has no family so apparently he never raised that kid. He mentions him by name but we never see him and we never hear about Superman needing to take care of him instead of saving the world. The entire multiverse ends and never once does he check on his kid. That kid is either dead or evil.

    • @masoncampbell8140
      @masoncampbell8140 2 года назад

      The "kid" would be 18 or 19 years old at that point, perfectly capable of taking care of himself, probably busy attending Met U or CCU, also as there were infinite universes we don't know if that was the same universe of the movie or just a variant of it where things went horribly wrong, like earth 2 where half of them were evil.

    • @MakeVarahHappen
      @MakeVarahHappen 2 года назад +1

      @@masoncampbell8140 the whole point of that cameo and name drop is that it's the same universe as Superman Returns. Also I don't care how old my kid is I'm checking in on him when the universe dies.

    • @masoncampbell8140
      @masoncampbell8140 2 года назад

      @@MakeVarahHappen Maybe he did we just didn't see him do it. I realize it's the same universe but it still could be a variant of that universe as we have to assume there were also multiple variations of that universe the same way there was of earth 1 and of Smallville's universe. There is also the issue that we have to take that whole cameo (and the Smallville one) with a grain of salt as them all being in the same multiverse opens up a worm hole of inconsistencies. So to me it was a cute cameo but that's it.

  • @metasense7032
    @metasense7032 7 лет назад +38

    Amazing tie clip.
    Tie not sucks though.

    • @wikisome
      @wikisome 7 лет назад +6

      I don't want to be that guy but "tie knot"...there is a 'k' there, or you are complimenting the tie in which I agree it does not suck.

    • @metasense7032
      @metasense7032 7 лет назад

      Word Play.
      word play.

  • @JulianimeIsAmazing
    @JulianimeIsAmazing 7 лет назад +15

    Darn it, Dan! You're so sweet and charming! I can't subscribe to the channel any more than I already am, though! But it's really, sincerely thoughtful towards your fans to have come in and recorded, very clearly sick. I don't think I can be as nice as you deserve in the comments, but OPCD is one of my favorite Cracked shows, so of course I at least liked the episode.

  • @totallynameless8861
    @totallynameless8861 7 лет назад +4

    You know Daniel, you can just say the word "rape". The Death Proof thing. It's rape. And trafficking. No need to dance around it. And no need to "give it" to a movie you ripped apart.

  • @LuckyFoxKnits
    @LuckyFoxKnits 7 лет назад +1

    I love this video, you are so funny! You made my day, and made me laugh when I was feeling kind of down. Your production value is awesome as well. I have over 10 years of film making experience, and so I can appreciate how nice your videos really are and how much work goes into one of these productions. You actually got me to follow your channel, and that is something I almost never do.

  • @mooxim
    @mooxim 7 лет назад +6

    Get well soon Dan! I love this show. Thank you for soldiering on.

  • @vincentdefiore7037
    @vincentdefiore7037 7 лет назад +13

    The only one I disagree with is that Superman Returns (2005) is the best superman movie of the last 10 years?!?

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 7 лет назад +10

      Probably not. There's billions of people on the internet, hundreds of millions of whom have access to the internet and Hollywood blockbusters. There's likely a few thousand or so who readily share your exact opinion.
      Personally, they all suck equally. Returns was campy, while Snyder's movies are over inflated nonsense with no substance.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 7 лет назад +10

      Least awful.

    • @1slayer959
      @1slayer959 7 лет назад

      +Michael Eno yeah they do suck. the problem is that hes basically an op guy with no fighting skills.

    • @vincentdefiore7037
      @vincentdefiore7037 7 лет назад +4

      #1Slayer I happened to enjoy the man of steel (2013) much more than SR

    • @saltyk9869
      @saltyk9869 7 лет назад +2

      Just because you enjoy MoS doesn't mean that it isn't awful. I mean I enjoy plenty of bad movies. That's why MST3K is so great.

  • @jackjack232
    @jackjack232 7 лет назад +1

    this and after hours are my favorite cracked videos by far

  • @vampman87
    @vampman87 7 лет назад +14

    About Beauty and the Beast... there's a Christmas movie that starts off a year after the events of the original movie, and Belle and the Prince are married. The Prince is said to be a kind and generous prince, loved by all the people in the land. Of course, there is one giant plot hole... 11 years have passed since the Prince got turned into a Beast (apparently the rose took 10 years to wilt away completely) yet everyone under the Prince's employment look like they haven't aged a day, and the adults were never told about the enchantment... AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT! You'd think the families of the servants working for the Prince wonder what happened to their husbands/wives/fathers/mothers/siblings/adult children for 10 years, You wouldn't expect every single relative and friend of every single servant working for the Prince to be living with the servants in some sort of isolated commune.

    • @kureaz
      @kureaz 5 лет назад

      @Dawid Garus new loop whole. Then want happens to all the relationships that have formed in the 11yrs. People have remarried children have grown up with other parents or orphans. What happens there. Oh buy the way my husband is back goodbye current husband who I probably have kids with. Ah no those servenats are not just slotting back where they left of

  • @justsignmeup911
    @justsignmeup911 7 лет назад +24

    Did Dan lose some weight and get a cold?

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 7 лет назад +30

      justsignmeup911 no he got a cold and lost weight

    • @yuvibitter
      @yuvibitter 7 лет назад +54

      Also tie clip

    • @ruthielalastor2209
      @ruthielalastor2209 7 лет назад +1

      justsignmeup911 I'm really digging the raspy, virus voice.

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 7 лет назад +5

    Please never again make us wait this long for another OPCD video. Although I will say you are killin' it with that tie clip homie.

  • @VernHestandIII
    @VernHestandIII 7 лет назад

    Great to have you back, Daniel!

  • @UnknownGunslinger
    @UnknownGunslinger 7 лет назад +55

    Wow, your voice really gave up there in the end.

    • @simsamtimtam
      @simsamtimtam 5 лет назад +2

      Ivo Sotirov i think its weirdly... Cute???

  • @pieniaurinko
    @pieniaurinko 7 лет назад +4

    Oooh yeah, you rock that tie clip!
    Anyway, I like the OPC vids! Hope you feel better soon!

  • @TripleDaddy
    @TripleDaddy 7 лет назад +5

    Yeah, Prince Beast and Belle are going to have a bad time when the French Revolution rolls through.

  • @MegaRudeBoy69
    @MegaRudeBoy69 5 лет назад +4

    Even with a frog in is throat, Dan manages to entertain.... i miss him on Cracked.

  • @RoxasXIII
    @RoxasXIII 7 лет назад

    Daniel O'Brian is the best! Thank you for making these even when you are sick! And I'd buy a shirt that says "Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder" that would tell everyone around me that my priorities are on point :) (seriously, where do I get the shirt???)

  • @Sn0wShepherd
    @Sn0wShepherd 7 лет назад +9

    *makes Dan some home made chicken soup and reminds him of the film 400 Days starring every super hero and super villain in recent films*

  • @CalLadyQED
    @CalLadyQED 7 лет назад +8

    Get some rest and feel better, Dan.

  • @Not-an-Alien
    @Not-an-Alien 3 года назад

    That tie clip is awesome! Subscribed!

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 7 лет назад +5

    wait- the superman movie daniel describes he wants to see is the plot to starwars

  • @S1xxGamingOfficial
    @S1xxGamingOfficial 7 лет назад +6

    I've missed this series. It is my favorite on the channel.

  • @CaptainBooch
    @CaptainBooch 7 лет назад +7

    On the off chance I end up fathering a child, I'll give the mom the first name. The middle name will be Hammercock.

    • @CaptainBooch
      @CaptainBooch 7 лет назад +8

      Also, I think the world is ready for Agents of Cracked to get its reboot. What is JJ Abrams up to?

  • @decaytale
    @decaytale 7 лет назад

    well, that tie clip did the trick, i love this even more now. good job!

  • @uglygirldoes2420
    @uglygirldoes2420 7 лет назад

    Glad this is back. Best thing on Cracked. That sort of rhymed. I'm not sure what Dan is sick with but if I had to guess...Laryngitis.

  • @DrLipkin
    @DrLipkin 7 лет назад +5

    Beauty and the Beast takes a different light when you realize it's pre French Revolution. Those two are fucked.

  • @PeterWDawson
    @PeterWDawson 7 лет назад +19

    I really liked All-Star Superman.

    • @evie7047
      @evie7047 7 лет назад

      h

    • @GuardianOwl
      @GuardianOwl 7 лет назад +1

      I also liked Superman Vs. the Elite

    • @AtopLeap
      @AtopLeap 7 лет назад

      I hated it. People complain about the Jesus imagery in Man of Steel, but All-Star Superman is basically Jesus.

    • @PeterWDawson
      @PeterWDawson 7 лет назад +1

      Dantius
      Moses, not Jesus, don't mix your religious symbolism.

    • @AtopLeap
      @AtopLeap 7 лет назад +1

      PeterWDawson Jesus was perfect. The fans want Superman to be perfect. Superman in the classic comics is perfect. So he is basically Jesus.

  • @riotxxx
    @riotxxx 7 лет назад

    Loving that tie clip! It was everything I was hoping for and more during the hiatus.

  • @McDicksRocksSocks
    @McDicksRocksSocks 7 лет назад +2

    This was hilarious and amazing! I almost pissed myself at the Beauty and the Beast shit. Holy cow, I love the way Cracked looks at things

  • @liberkhaos5978
    @liberkhaos5978 7 лет назад +5

    We appreciate Dan! It had been too long!

  • @anshravindramishra2053
    @anshravindramishra2053 7 лет назад +17

    Watching a Cracked video after months, still dumb.

  • @scifigamingmom6439
    @scifigamingmom6439 7 лет назад

    I hope you were able to get some rest and are feeling better, and if not, I hope Cracked lets you rest over the weekend. Feel better soon!

  • @PaxPixie
    @PaxPixie 7 лет назад

    This really gave me a good laugh. Great video. Loved it.

  • @ThereAre4Lights
    @ThereAre4Lights 7 лет назад +7

    goddamn I've been waiting for opcd for fucking ever. it's about damn time!!!!! sew good.

  • @capzthequailguy
    @capzthequailguy 7 лет назад +3

    brilliant episode again you should try do a episode on how anime & superhero movie are the same :)

  • @nayandusoruth2468
    @nayandusoruth2468 6 лет назад +1

    Fun fact about beauty and the beast, if you look at the details of the narrative detailing the prince, you find out he was cursed when he was a ten ish years old child, turning away a creepy old woman away like all children are taught to do... the channel film theory went into some depth with it.

  • @vladbisceanu
    @vladbisceanu 7 лет назад

    This guy is the most fun I've seen on youtube in a long time.

  • @godbear2930
    @godbear2930 7 лет назад +4

    I subscribed to this channel just cause of that tie clip.

  • @PencilSticks
    @PencilSticks 7 лет назад +72

    Dan's losing his voice.

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 7 лет назад +20

      it's fall man people get sick

    • @asielsmith6007
      @asielsmith6007 7 лет назад +8

      actually it's ursalas new bargain deal, You get raspy voice and two human feet for the price of one ( legs not included ).

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 5 лет назад

      Man, Dan's really lost his voice now, huh?

  • @ultimadrago
    @ultimadrago 7 лет назад

    Thanks for recording sick, Dan!

  • @stephhoule16
    @stephhoule16 7 лет назад

    We missed you! Awesome video as always. Anyone who talks as much as you do is bound to lose his voice from time to time (takes one to know one). Take care of your voice!

  • @TheInselaffen
    @TheInselaffen 7 лет назад +4

    Is Dan sick? DON'T DIE DANIEL!

  • @shells12121
    @shells12121 7 лет назад +25

    I can't be the only one who noticed that his voice is different it's not just me right

  • @jadeydeveron8684
    @jadeydeveron8684 7 лет назад

    You guys are lovely. Keep on, keeping on:)

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 6 месяцев назад

    It's almost 2024 and I'm rewatching this playlist for the unknownth time. That's staying power.

  • @oop6365
    @oop6365 7 лет назад +3

    Great vid! I actually want the superman movie though😂😁

  • @Quimbyrbg
    @Quimbyrbg 7 лет назад +4

    Did they fuck up the Superman poster?
    "Sommer"? What's Sommer?

    • @dylansullivan380
      @dylansullivan380 7 лет назад +5

      Quimbyrbg summer in german?

    • @dylansullivan380
      @dylansullivan380 7 лет назад +4

      Quimbyrbg lol I'm guessing they accidentally chose a german Superman poster for the Clipart

    • @vernemeton
      @vernemeton 7 лет назад

      yeah, that's def a german poster. see the german url... :D

  • @MtMan-kb1qc
    @MtMan-kb1qc 7 лет назад +1

    Dan your the only reason i still watch you guys.
    and that awesome tie clip

  • @FranciscoMinguez
    @FranciscoMinguez 7 лет назад

    I like that tie clip! Keep up the good work guys

  • @budemawa411
    @budemawa411 7 лет назад +5

    I'm sorry but if you think Superman Returns is better than Man of Steel you have problems

  • @SuperKing604
    @SuperKing604 7 лет назад +8

    Theres no loose end with Superman returns it seems he'll be apart of the kids life from afar, eventually cyclops and lois will break up I guess and the kid will find out supes is his real father. What u described as to what could happen was bryan singers rough idea for a sequel.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 7 лет назад +1

      SuperKing604 So, cyclops would just be okay with superman being in his supposed sons life. I'm thinking jilted cyclops becomes the villain, and he also knows superman's secret weakness. Plus he can raise his son to hate superman.

    • @gabrielramirez7557
      @gabrielramirez7557 7 лет назад

      I assumed from the ending the kid had been made aware of this fact. If not from his sudden Superpowers then from Superman's whispering on his ear or his monologue at the end.

    • @irosencrantz4931
      @irosencrantz4931 7 лет назад

      I would totally watch that Superman movie Dan proposed. He better write that thing up and get that bank from it, if only to buy some cold medicine.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 7 лет назад

      I Rosencrantz Exactly, it sounds like a good movie. His kid having most of his powers, not having a weakness to Kryptonite, and being a mad/angsty/goth teenager from a middle class white family.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 7 лет назад

      Yeah, it's really only a loose end because the movie never became a franchise. It'd be like if "Iron Man" had bombed in theaters and the whole scene with Nick Fury in his house was a gigantic false start.

  • @campfiretales5780
    @campfiretales5780 7 лет назад

    OPCD is my favorite cracked show I am glad its back I hope the make them more frequently in the future.

  • @jaymay9867
    @jaymay9867 6 лет назад

    Keep it up Dan, these are great.