The Rings of Power Season 2 looks EPIC!
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- The Lord of the Rings returns! Amazon's The Rings of Power looks like another masterpiece for Jeff Bezos and the one lady to rule them all. Season 2 shows women can do it, too.
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I won’t be watching this show. But I look forward to all the RUclips critics ripping it a new one. So far, so good.
I will at least click play on each episode to encourage Amazon to waste more money on this show in order to provide more content to the RUclips critics ripping on the show. It's not like they're getting more money from me anyway, I already have an Amazon account for shipping and Audible.🤣
Same.
Right there with ya
This is how woke entertainment is meant to be enjoyed.
they'll feast on this show like mantises
“Somehow… Sauron returned.”
- Commander Galadriel
Breathtaking! 11/10!
I died lol
I hear Palpatine is going to make an appearance
Somehow Galadriel found Sauron... in the middle of the Ocean
Frikkin loved that 👍😂
Elven coast guard skills!
I think the lack of inclusion and diversity in Jackson's Lord of the Rings was the main reason that it was such a box office bomb. Oh wait...
I take it like I did the prequel to Wizard of Oz:
The diversity was first. Then came the all-white characters.
Implying there was a mass-genocide somewhere in between.
@@chriswhite3692the minute you add minorities, you destroy your product. Nobody wants to be reminded of them when they just want to escape them in the first place
Hard no for me I fell asleep twice trying to watch episode 3 that's as far as I got....
Imagine how much more successful it would’ve been if the hobbits identified as dwarves
Exactly! It also explains why it did not win any Academy Awards. Oh, wait...
Still can't believe there's a season 2.
I can't believe that somewhere, somehow, a board meeting showed that at least 1 billion dollars were spent to NOT MAKE PROFIT, and they want to try it again...
And SOMEHOW no one lost their jobs and they do it again ... how 🤣🤣🤣
Cant wait for Season 3 !
@@lexnight8345 Yeah it's ..Yeah ^^
well yeah people uses Amazon for shopping no wonder they still have budget 😂
i hope this season will cost 2 billions in making =)
"This shot is straight fire, perhaps the only thing straight in Rings of Power"
Best line in the video
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Tolkien is turning in his grave....
... meanwhile Amazon and Disney still hard at work turning gold into turds.
He has his wife Edith with him for comfort
Tolkien is looking like a 7-11 hot dog turning over that grill and someone left it on ludacris speed.
his son predicted it.
Yez yez like a model on a cat walk lol
I love it when Sauron said "if you love it then you should've put a ring on it"
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"Robin hood aint got nothing on Robin from the hood" Burst 😂
My favorite moment in season one was when Galadriel said:
"I AM. . . the rings of power" and then proceeded to girl boss all over the place
(Also when Dumbledore told us that Darth vader was a witch, was absolute cinema 10/10)
All earthquakes now originate from Tolkien spinning at mach 10 in his grave 🤣
Measured since 2001
I'm genuinely looking forward to S2 of the Rings of Power just for more of these videos. Comedy gold.
Will it match the acoshyte? They're gonna have to go some
I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed hearing you say, “GAH- LAH-DREE-EHL!”
I have to say… critiques are more fun to watch than the shows themselves.
That’s different…
If you wouldve told me that 15 years ago I just wouldn't believe. How can watching somebody talk abt the show be a better experience? Would be like the guy who always plays the movie with the directors commentary turned on. Oh how things have changed.
@@sojalemmi1515 "How can watching somebody talk abt the show be a better experience?"
If the show is complete cr@p, that should not be surprising.
We'll love it when Macho Man Galadriel grabs a Balrog by the horns, lifting it off the ground and tossing it into a chasm. "Ain't no flame of Udûn hot enough to handle the Madness! Oh yeah!"
yasss
Oh yeah, Sauron! You think you're the big bad in Middle-earth, brother? Well, let me tell you something, the Macho Man Galadriel is here to lay the smackdown on your dark tower! You may have your ring of power, but I've got the madness, and it's running wild! So step into the ring, Sauron, and feel the fury of the Macho Man! Ooh yeah! 💪🌋✨
Oh yeah, brother! Sauron's never faced anything like the power of the Macho Man Galadriel! The Madness is here to light up Mordor like never before! Feel the wrath, Sauron! Ooh yeah!
where the fuck were you galadriel during lotr.
Must have been reruns of Rings of power so she let the weak and pathetic MEN handle Sauron and shit.
And when the Madness is done running wild! I'll snap into a SlimGim-li. OH YEAH!
If this season Galadriel doesn't break every swimming reccord in existence and even those not yet even conceived of, we'll know this was made by true mysoginists.
The king of sarcastic movie reviews is back. 😂
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!" and "All shall love me and despair!"
These studios should totally start using your videos to describe how great their productions are!
this is peak poetry
"Man, woman, or They."
Hahahahha 😂😂😂
Our fierce queen takes Tolkien's sausage fest of a story and injects it with a mega-dose of feminist badassery. Watching Galadriel shatter the chains of Middle-earth's oppressive capitalist heteropatriarchy will have you screaming "YASS KWEEN!" so loud, Sauron will quake in his toxic masculinity.
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I cannot put into words how much i LOVE your delivery, it's PERFECT!! Lol
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We are lucky we have the Movies. Just like Star Wars.
Rings of Power took Tolkien’s garbage and made a masterpiece
I didn’t think it was possible, but Amazon turned garbage into gold
😂😂😂😂
Exquisite sarcasm.
How long until the obligatory "Cutting her hair with a sword scene"
Seems a very popular "Casting off the feminine shackles" scene these days.
i just want guyladriel to hook up with a bunch of space lesbians and start chanting "the power of maaaanyyyyyy"
Dude! Somebody has to do it! It would be epic! Should we add the Charmed Reboot too?? This could epic. I might even include a scene from CAOS where the witches use the power of birth pangs to send the Princes of Hell to hell! The woman that plays Eowin plays a lesbian witch leader… this could be pure mayhem!
King of the Orcs is still Brian Scary...🤣😂I'm dead...
The trailer is missing the scene were Sauron accidently walks in and sees Galadriel peeing standing up and falls in love.
Omfg the part about the "not" worms had me on the ground laughing my Freaking ass off😂
Oh ya!!! Im excited!!! I cant wait to see more subteranian dwarves with sun protective mutations,murderous hobbits,elvish allegories for western slavery,longboats that hold entire armies and can teleport like a time lords tardis,swords that turn on volcanos like a water faucet,women with the strength of ten men,world reknowned master smiths who have no idea how alloys work,dark lords with teenage angst,stupid lines like "the sea is always right because a stone can only look down" and my personal favorite of all....the chainmail hoodies. XD
Oh my lord, the tasmanian devil
He (wig)gles his way inside your mind
Oh this TV series will ascend to a new level of high art! It shall be like a painting by Vincent Van Gogh, a Shakespearean play, the poems of Robert Frost and Walk Whitman, and the complete music catalogue of Michael Jackson all wrapped up into just one show! We common people are not even worthy to watch it! Thank you, Amazon, for gifting us with this masterpiece! Alas, I cannot contain myself.
Walk Whitman - the inventor of the walkman? 😉
This show should be called. Billion dollars Blunder.
As epic as the dump i created yesterday.
I don't usually laugh because of video's but holy damm, this was so fucking funny. You got my sub and like sir/they/them whatever you are ;p
Looking at this trailer, I'm not entirely sure the show's producers understood the backlash to Season I. Also, Robin from the 'Hood 😂👍🏻🏹
I will be organizing a protest of this show outside of Amazon Studios with fellow Tolkien Society members if anyone cares to join.
What about it do you object to?
@@aFoxyFox. The complete disregard and disrespect to Tolkiens work. The characters especially Giladial how they ruined her character.
That chick really has Gwyneth Paltrow vibes.
I don’t understand why Amazon thinks Tolkiens work was ‘sexist’… it presented these physically strong, brave men as normal people with hearts that can sympathise and cry and be vulnerable. And that’s not even mentioning the hair 🧝♂️
Hilarious marrer. lol. This really made my day.
One of the worst crimes of this show is how the portray Tar-Míriel. Still salty about that one, especially because she was described as ''fairer than silver or ivory or pearls''.
I have a feel that best thing about season 2 will be this video.
Season 2 Sauron strikes me as a slightly less manly version of Angela from the office.
At least this time they learned their lesson and waited till THOTD ends
28 dislikes from "modern fans" desperate for validation.
Robin from the Hood 😂😂
Move over Bible, this is the greatest story ever told!
Some would call it the Greatest Story Never Told
Wow this got me so excited that i will put on the LOTR for the 100th time and forgot that i ever heard about rings of power
The Lord of the Rings is a book.
"One for the Stunning Lady on her Brave Throne."
There. I fixed it for you, Tolkien.
"...uh, technical issue... looks like I've got House of the Dragon on... wait... hold on a second... this is Sauron with a wet shave and the hair of Taylor Swift..." lol, had me rolling with this line!
Here we go again. Guess Amazon has never heard doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is a form of insanity.
The Sea-son 2 would seem to be right
Doctor Who is going to turn up and help Galadriel defeat Voldemort, who's teamed up with the acolyte.
I love RUclips for channels like this :)
Finally, Tolkien fit for a modern audience.
6:45 Ohhhh the sassiness :'D
Thanks, Simon Tolkien! RoP is a what if Tolkien hadn't been an English Catholic, war veteran and philologist, but a 40 y/o he/him fan of Flintstones, the MCU and Breaking Bad with the autocorrect turned on.
The Rings of Power: without the power of JRR Tolkien, but the truth to power of Simon Tolkien…
@@thewokecritic Rings of Power was basically Hollywood + Peter Jackson
Sauron wants to rule the Middle Earth but he is not aware that Galadriel rules all earth, water and air.
Galadriel to Sauron: Do you identify yourself as Saurom?
Him: No, i identify myself as Elrond.
Shw: Nah... That'll be fine.
The Rings Of Power of manyyyyyyyyy
Some would say you cannot add to perfection-yet somehow they did
the way these parodies are going, we are on our way to getting a Rang of Powah Abridged series & I can't wait 😂
The one time i've been happy to have been click baited, take your sub sir
Cannot wait for this masterful stroke of cinematic genius.
I hate the show and consider it non cannon. But as a fan of finding silver lining, the one thing I appreciate about it is how it’s United the community in theory crafting, speculation, lore discussion, etc.
“One word: woman.” 😂 My favourite line!
I really enjoyed the first season! I know it is not a popular opinion, but I really liked it.
So I am looking forward for season 2 ! Can’t wait actually 😊
If there were more black Numenoreans(see what i did there) they would have immediately caught Sauron lacking wearing that cheap wig..
your channel is the best thing to come out of TRoP 😂
I do wonder if I will like this season if I take a moderate amount of shrooms while I watch it?
Honestly, a small dose of shrooms makes TV so much better to watch.
Taylor Sauron!! 😂😂😂
Five stars isn't enough. Ten stars at least!
This is the first of your videos I've watched in a while, and my man, you're getting so good at the satire! "An opening shot worthy of a desktop", gold. I love the rhyme, the Santa/Sauron comparison, just fantastic. You're a one of a kind channel. Keep it up!
I've never seen a more impressive ironic review, I love these videos
The power of one! The power of two! The power of mannnnyyyyyyy rings.
That title made me bust out laughing 😂😂
top top show said no one ever
Rop 2: Annatar Boogaloo
"...and whatever thisisum" xD
Fk another big battle set at night.
Oh no! Not again!
Omg the Carpenters reference. This man wins everything from here on out
8:06 scene from Krull
I didn't believe anybody could be this non-stop funny, and I was waiting for the video, and rhymes to get less funny, but you sir are a whole circus worth of funny!
Sub well earned sir! 🎉❤
This new trailer actually looks half decent I can't wait to see how they mess it up
brilliant video and that Robin Hood bit made me laugh so loud the neighbours would have heard it
Humanity has been through many bizarre, barbaric epochs, but nothing like today!
To be fair, "Black Orcs are so 2001" is a bit rich when the shot at 3:41 literally has a white Orc in it.
Bro the trailer is at 571K dislikes to 103K likes. Doesn't that tell you something?
You're a hero, sir, never stop performing God's work 🙏😇🙏
My girl Galadriel!
Your teams writing and editing skills are 💯 🔥
LOL Amazing Video!!!!
They gave us the meat ........ and I became vegan
It’s sad that tv shows have been ruined so much that I look forward to the RUclips reviews more than the actual show.
"Robin from the hood"
I look forward to your videos more than any other.
So we are essentially watching this to see if they manage to surpass the acolyte in terms of low quality?
I wonder what Bezos is thinking when he watches House of the Dragon..