This movie emanates the feeling of a 4pm nap, then when you wake up at 7pm you can’t find your belongings and you’re all sweaty with no duvet covering you, and your family have disappeared.
@@MatthewNY94I think both are very out of pocket. I remember the first part of this movie was basically Junie stumbling through a game because, I guess he is not a gamer or something and when we reach this point, I laughed then and I laughed now. Same with Grandpa’s summary with his only con being ‘Physically Disabled’. It is funny and out of pocket to me because Grandpa is mentioned in this series as not just the best spy, but also the softest in the family. Plus, not even a few minutes after, Grandpa literally gets up from his chair and starts his badass moonwalk and moonjump. So I guess that “con” really didn’t matter lol 😂 But hey, just my thoughts. I think it is subjective or something.
I remember them explaining that him being disabled from the waist down meant his upper body strength and his brainpower doubled and thinking "yeah, that makes sense."
I remember when I was in school there was this girl who was wheelchair bound, and she was in my gym class. We would do pull-up competitions, and while I could do an entire 2 pull-ups, she did so many that they had to tell her to stop at the time limit. I remember thinking she was the coolest.
Don't forget the glasses explainer at the start! "Now, if your eyes get tired during the movie, take your glasses off, run to the concession stand, purchase an extra large popcorn, an extra large soda, run back to the theater, put your glasses back on and voila! _You just spent $37!"_
Ironically bringing Grandpa in was the best decision. His personal history with the main villain and him being the best agent in the Cortez family when he was in his prime made him a perfect companion. He also got his legs back in-game, so he wasn't limited at all
The scene where the Grandpa says he's okay going back to the real world where he won't be able to walk again as long as his grandson keeps looking at him with that same fascination and respect is so good tho
@@JB-tx5fm Unfortunately I loved Transformers as a kid and it's a shame to see what has happened to that franchise. Remade, reimagined, rehashed, rebooted, reruined. The toys used to be really well made. Now super cheap thin plastic but 10x the price.
@@JB-tx5fm The newer one was my first exposure to the franchise. After seeing it in theaters, with the Smell sheet thing, I begged my parents to get me the first 3 movies and they did. Good times as a kid.
I think they reference this in Machete Kills or Machete (2010). This movie came out first but I think they’re connected, funnily enough despite being for different audiences.
I remember watching Machete for the first time with my father and in the middle of the movie he goes: "Dear lord this man has the ugliest face of all time".
I love how everyone before Grandpa is complex in their benefits and flaws, but he is so in tune with himself that he’s basically the glass cannon of the group
I only ever knew my grandpa in a wheelchair and I remember the grandpa giving up the ability to walk in the game to go back to the real world for his grandson meant so much to me as a dumb kid.
That still means a bit to me, even now. The entire dynamic between him, and the villain in the 3rd act. It is the one interesting wrinkle of this movie.
So relating someone to a character that sacrifices that ability to walk for their grandson to your grandpa is ''dumb kid'' stuff? You're upside down, man.
@GeneralMikey5 thank you guys for the kind words. Just alot of people on the internet would be like that. You guys are real ones. Stuff like this in movies matter, especially when you're a kid.
@@EngineerMikey5 I mean... Congrats you got legs in VR but whats the bloody point. Jake had it better when he got legs in an alien body giving him faster speeds and making him taller. Plus pandora is nicer than dystopian earth, meanwhile grandpa has VR legs...
I mean jokes aside, both movies were created by absolute geniuses. The Godfather of blockbusters that gave us one of the greatest, JAWS but some also other greatest classic movies and the man that brought us one of the most precious artpieces to be treasured on Earth, the Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
I love how Spy Kids has like no subtlety at all. The very next scene after this Juni tells him who the main villain is and Pops already knows him and has apparently been hunting him for 30 years lmao
I’m very disabled and I remember seeing this scene and it giving me hope, even with how silly it is. They talked about how his upper body was very strong since he couldn’t use his legs, so they gave him new legs and he was super strong after. I remember thinking "woa… that’s like me." My legs are very weak, I can barely walk for 20 minutes, but my upper body is strong! I’ve almost knocked over my personal trainer many times, and that was before I even started really working on my arms. So this movie kinda made me appreciate my disabilities, and I’m grateful for that.
Fun fact the other ancient humans we competed with for survival were not in fact dumb. They were as smart as us and yet stronger, faster, and more durable. We drove them to the brink of extinction and then past it because we were forced to innovate and adapt to our weakness. Because we couldn't 1v1 a mammoth we had to invent game changing advantages.
I just love the fact that Robert Rodriguez decided that they were the SAME character. I mean, he could have just said something like "oh, these are just movies in this world, and Uncle Machete plays the main character". But no, those violent, splatter action movies are canonically in the same universe as SPY KIDS
Robert Rodriguez created the character in the 90s, but since he couldn't make the movie back then, he just made a family friendly version of him in Spy Kids. I bet that watching Machete with the notion that: A) It's a Spy Kids spin-off B) Machete was meant to come out first, so SPY KIDS would have been the spin-off Changes how you see these movies@@UchihaKat
@@NIDELLANEUM Family Friendly version in Spy kids (early 2000s), then another cameo in Planet terror (2007) and then finally machete in 2010 - Danny Trejo and Robert Rodriguez are genius for that (They missed out on from dusk til dawn tho - charlie could've been machetes first appearance)
The Spy Kids series was great as a kid, but even better when watching as an adult. Steve Buscemi goes so hard in the 2nd film: "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"
FR, what is it with these movies just out of nowhere having the most profound, mature quotes in existence? Like in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, the villain, Mr Electric, does he same thing: "For every man that dreams up the electric lightbulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb". Why are quotes so true coming from movies like these?!
I have a cousin who had a brain injury that led to him needing a wheelchair and an app that could play prerecorded soundbites instead of talking on his own. One of the soundbites used to be this line to introduce himself, both to introduce the fact he was studying for a PhD and to help put people at ease with humor. Love the guy.
I had a patient who had a “voice box” from laryngeal cancer. He used to introduce himself, in his robot voice, saying, “hello 🤖 Do not fear. I am not a robot. I am only part robot. I use my robot powers for good.” It was hilarious and very on-point for how most of my cancer patients (and I, a cancer ass-kicker) behave.
Later in the scene juni loses an hour of “real time” on his timer. In the game it feels quick but probs in the real world it was an hour process to get grandpa and make him do the whole process of going in the game like juni
That "face only a mother could love" bit just reminds me of when Danny Trejo's actual mother passed away during the filming of Muppets Most Wanted. Steve Whitmire gave his condolences in-character as Kermit and Danny started bawling his eyes out.
That's heartwarming and everything, but I can't help but burst out laughing at the thought of Kermit the Frog giving condolences for your lost love ones
That's what made Juni such a great agent. That decision right there. He identified a location-related opportunity that defied the only flaw in this asset so he immediately knew that in this particular scenario he was significantly more valuable than others.
Early 2000s were just on another level of creativity and energy in their movies. They have such an amazing vibe that only people who grew up watching can understand fr it’s like we lived in the era of both going outside and having no technology to growing up into the rise of mainstream technology
I'd say give 4 a go as well, it's the worst one in general but by god the villains backstory is so damn sad and messed up. Kind makes you root for him after it's revealed.
I thought the out of pocket part was him saying, "we can no longer be of assistance" and Juny hitting him with "What assistance???" Bruh ive been doing this all by myself
10+ years ago one of my older cousins trolled me into believing they were transformers but in human form and that the grandpa was Optimus and Juni was Bumblebee 💀
It seems a least a few people when they were kids thought those in wheelchairs were transformers and some even thought they were transformers that broke halfway through.
People say this was the worst of the 3 films but I love them all equally! CGI maybe doesn't hold up quite so well these days but still a great trilogy (I don't count any more movies past this one) and it has hilarious moments.
Look, I kinda get where you’re coming from, but… I really don’t think this is in any way rude, insulting, or “out of pocket”. It’s a simple fact that he doesn’t have the use of his legs normally, and since the game world beaks you in as you are in reality, it’s something he’d have to contend with in the game world too. And I’m struggling to think of what nicer way you could describe that besides “Physically Disabled”, besides “Handicapped” or “Unable to Use Legs”. It’s not an insult or demeaning. It’s a real fact that must be acknowledged.
@@bearcubninjait’s only funny if you think that the words physically disabled are funny. because he honestly uses that voice for every word he’s saying lol
@@cosmic-snips i dont know man the way he drew out the words a bit, gave a pause in between, and trailed his voice off at the end makes it a bit funnier than the rest in my opinion but if you don't agree I can see your point
If I were a kid in his situation, I'd be too impulsive to choose someone useful. "You can bring in any one person from the outsi-" "David Bowie." "We didn't finish expla-" "I don't see the starman anywhere get to summoning."
I wanna know what the hell Grandpa was thinking when he suddenly, and with no prior warning, got zapped into a video game world where he got the use of his legs back lmao
That line that Grandpa says when he chooses to chase a butterfly rather than help his grandson ("Don't wait for me, Juni") is legit the only line I remember from the whole movie, and it is because I get the urge to quote it quite often in life, but know that no one will get the reference. :(
The only thing I never understood about this series and considering this series, that says a lot. Why the fuck would Donavan keep trying to take over the world in the sequel when he's literally banging Selma Hayek? Beavis and Butthead are finally scoring and that's not even enough for their voice actor.
I love how in this world u can do things like teleport yourself to a video game or bring something from the virtual world to real life and yet no one could ever do something about grandpa’s legs
Okay RUclips you win. I tried Don't recommend channel about 3 times and this video still pops up on my Recommendeds. Finally watched it, now leave me alone!
The part in spy kids 3 at the end where they start showing the family coming to help and then when they show grandpa he says something vaguely heroic and badass and zooms off in his rocket propelled wheelchair
Knowing them as a family member isn't the same as knowing all their strengths and weaknesses at a glance, especially as he's been doing stuff that's not that for a decent amount of time by this point. He's basically saying "I'm still in game mode, remind me please."
@@unclefiend3087no, in the movie they *literally* have a huge extended family- that's the whole ending sequence. Like a dozen in-character celebrity cameos.
Since no one seems to have noticed, I'll just say that I love how they say the grandpa (played by Ricardo Montalban) has "superior intelect" and "cons (khans): in a wheelchair." It's such a subtle Trek reference and I love it.
Legendary series. So legendary, I hope to never rewatch it because if I do, I know it's going to show me that these movies were utter trash and my childhood was a lie 💀
This movie emanates the feeling of a 4pm nap, then when you wake up at 7pm you can’t find your belongings and you’re all sweaty with no duvet covering you, and your family have disappeared.
How did blud got pinned 5 hours ago?
@@beetlebg3759 I have no idea 😂
this comment is strikingly accurate
@@scammi right? I’m not sure if it’s just me but when I was a kid I was always paranoid they’d gone on holiday or out for dinner without me lmfao
@@Alex-ug9wx yeah then i’d run around the house looking for everyone
"We can no longer be of assistance."
" _What assistance?_ " love that line.
For real tho
That line seemed more out of pocket than the actual line they were talking about
@@MatthewNY94I think both are very out of pocket. I remember the first part of this movie was basically Junie stumbling through a game because, I guess he is not a gamer or something and when we reach this point, I laughed then and I laughed now.
Same with Grandpa’s summary with his only con being ‘Physically Disabled’. It is funny and out of pocket to me because Grandpa is mentioned in this series as not just the best spy, but also the softest in the family. Plus, not even a few minutes after, Grandpa literally gets up from his chair and starts his badass moonwalk and moonjump. So I guess that “con” really didn’t matter lol 😂
But hey, just my thoughts. I think it is subjective or something.
"Our work here is done."
"But you didn't do anything."
This is what needs to be submitted to any Customer Support "How did we do" survey.
I remember them explaining that him being disabled from the waist down meant his upper body strength and his brainpower doubled and thinking "yeah, that makes sense."
The Charles Xavier syndrome
Charles was ripped
At least I am not alone in that :D
I remember when I was in school there was this girl who was wheelchair bound, and she was in my gym class. We would do pull-up competitions, and while I could do an entire 2 pull-ups, she did so many that they had to tell her to stop at the time limit. I remember thinking she was the coolest.
@@kimamato5196 nice l would think that she was a badass too
This movie came with 3D glasses which is the most 2000s thing ever.
Right??😂
I remember when Spy Kids 4 came out in 4D!! They gave you those little scratch and sniffs along with the glasses
Don't forget the glasses explainer at the start! "Now, if your eyes get tired during the movie, take your glasses off, run to the concession stand, purchase an extra large popcorn, an extra large soda, run back to the theater, put your glasses back on and voila! _You just spent $37!"_
you realize itll be the 2000s for another thousand years?
@@TRVPHAUSfalse
Ironically bringing Grandpa in was the best decision. His personal history with the main villain and him being the best agent in the Cortez family when he was in his prime made him a perfect companion. He also got his legs back in-game, so he wasn't limited at all
Unfortunately he has a butterfly fetish 🥺
Super wholesome moment tbh
Yep definitely superior intellect. Reminds me of the emperor's seeds
@funnyusetname
He was the original moth pussy enjoyer.
@@nuclearpuggSEEDS?! 🥵
The scene where the Grandpa says he's okay going back to the real world where he won't be able to walk again as long as his grandson keeps looking at him with that same fascination and respect is so good tho
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over had no right to make me that emotional about a grandchild-grandparent relationship, but it did
I watched this movie last like 13 years ago and I *still* think about that line
I rewatched it in February 2023 and can’t believe that I forgot about that scene.
Then again, I was pretty young. I wasn’t even double digits yet.
These bad movies had no right to be that good
@@Nano12123how are they bad?
The whole spy kids franchise somehow perfectly emulates what it feels like to be a kid role playing with toys with your friends
That's because Robert Rodriguez had his young kids direct these movies
Except for that newer one they made. Hate that everything from our childhoods is just getting remade for even younger age groups.
@@JB-tx5fm
Unfortunately I loved Transformers as a kid and it's a shame to see what has happened to that franchise.
Remade, reimagined, rehashed, rebooted, reruined.
The toys used to be really well made.
Now super cheap thin plastic but 10x the price.
@MaulerMyers I never got into transformers on TV, but oh goodness those toys were amazing!
@@JB-tx5fm The newer one was my first exposure to the franchise. After seeing it in theaters, with the Smell sheet thing, I begged my parents to get me the first 3 movies and they did. Good times as a kid.
Machete's con being "A face only his mother could love" 😭 bruh
Shit had me dyin 💀
I think they reference this in Machete Kills or Machete (2010). This movie came out first but I think they’re connected, funnily enough despite being for different audiences.
@@mystics1ay3r17They are, its definitely the same Machete
I remember watching Machete for the first time with my father and in the middle of the movie he goes:
"Dear lord this man has the ugliest face of all time".
Also Jessica Alba, but that's spinoff territory.
I love how everyone before Grandpa is complex in their benefits and flaws, but he is so in tune with himself that he’s basically the glass cannon of the group
The guy that happy wheels based their death defying wheelchair guy off of
@@princetchalla2441I miss that game 😭
Machete's flaw is diss on his face
Min-maxing
Glass cannon? So he can dish it out but can’t take it?
I only ever knew my grandpa in a wheelchair and I remember the grandpa giving up the ability to walk in the game to go back to the real world for his grandson meant so much to me as a dumb kid.
That still means a bit to me, even now.
The entire dynamic between him, and the villain in the 3rd act. It is the one interesting wrinkle of this movie.
So relating someone to a character that sacrifices that ability to walk for their grandson to your grandpa is ''dumb kid'' stuff? You're upside down, man.
"Dumb kid" with a good heart
@GeneralMikey5 thank you guys for the kind words. Just alot of people on the internet would be like that. You guys are real ones. Stuff like this in movies matter, especially when you're a kid.
@@EngineerMikey5 I mean... Congrats you got legs in VR but whats the bloody point. Jake had it better when he got legs in an alien body giving him faster speeds and making him taller. Plus pandora is nicer than dystopian earth, meanwhile grandpa has VR legs...
Ah yes, Ready player one was such a good movie
Yeah…Great movie…
Kill me now, please.
This isn’t even ready player one…
@@thatcardiologist3874congrats, you got the joke!
@@Werehex No, I don’t get it
I mean jokes aside, both movies were created by absolute geniuses. The Godfather of blockbusters that gave us one of the greatest, JAWS but some also other greatest classic movies and the man that brought us one of the most precious artpieces to be treasured on Earth, the Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
0:05 "We can no longer be of assistance."
"What assistance?"
Damn, the SALT in that delivery. That went over my head as a kid
Dude the delivery and facial expressions too 😂
That line was more outta pocket than the actual one they’re talking about
Honestly iconic
I love how Spy Kids has like no subtlety at all.
The very next scene after this Juni tells him who the main villain is and Pops already knows him and has apparently been hunting him for 30 years lmao
Well, isn't that convenient haha.
Yeah, and it was freaking Sylvester Stallone!!!
This movie was wild from start to finish, man
"I know writer who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
@@EknashikWait, is this a real quote? XD
@@gorgityes, I was watching a video on how to write subtext and they pulled up a clip from the person who said it 😂
I once had a roommate who said "I loved Spy Kids. Of course, I only *really* watched Game Over. But I watched it 20+ times."
Not gonna lie that’s pretty much me..🤣
I have Cartoon Network to thank for that.
The 2nd was great, and the first one is kinda weak, but that scene with microwavable McDonalds was iconic for me
@@smith7602 Fr XD
what was their deal with showing that movie so much
@Ricardo50493 interesting for me, I say it's the other way around regarding the depth of emotional scene with one having the greatest, 3 felt rush
I’m very disabled and I remember seeing this scene and it giving me hope, even with how silly it is. They talked about how his upper body was very strong since he couldn’t use his legs, so they gave him new legs and he was super strong after. I remember thinking "woa… that’s like me." My legs are very weak, I can barely walk for 20 minutes, but my upper body is strong! I’ve almost knocked over my personal trainer many times, and that was before I even started really working on my arms. So this movie kinda made me appreciate my disabilities, and I’m grateful for that.
Yoo, you should totally play that game where you hit the training bag and see what score you get
@@invertebrado shit... I was going to say the "Wolfenstein" reboot so they could kill Nazis in a wheelchair... but that honestly makes more sense.
Fun fact the other ancient humans we competed with for survival were not in fact dumb. They were as smart as us and yet stronger, faster, and more durable.
We drove them to the brink of extinction and then past it because we were forced to innovate and adapt to our weakness. Because we couldn't 1v1 a mammoth we had to invent game changing advantages.
@@Neoprenesiren WOW thats HECKIN amazing! anymore fun facts!?
@@NeoprenesirenAlso by interbreeding with them. Eurasians have the most Neanderthal DNA of all living groups today
Machete being in this canonically is one of my favorite movie trivias lol.
I just love the fact that Robert Rodriguez decided that they were the SAME character. I mean, he could have just said something like "oh, these are just movies in this world, and Uncle Machete plays the main character". But no, those violent, splatter action movies are canonically in the same universe as SPY KIDS
Didn't he actually ORIGINATE in the first spy kids? Like I distinctly remember my mind being blown by that fact.
Robert Rodriguez created the character in the 90s, but since he couldn't make the movie back then, he just made a family friendly version of him in Spy Kids. I bet that watching Machete with the notion that:
A) It's a Spy Kids spin-off
B) Machete was meant to come out first, so SPY KIDS would have been the spin-off
Changes how you see these movies@@UchihaKat
@@NIDELLANEUM Family Friendly version in Spy kids (early 2000s), then another cameo in Planet terror (2007) and then finally machete in 2010 - Danny Trejo and Robert Rodriguez are genius for that (They missed out on from dusk til dawn tho - charlie could've been machetes first appearance)
which also technically means this movie takes place in the Tarantino Cinematic Universe.
The Spy Kids series was great as a kid, but even better when watching as an adult.
Steve Buscemi goes so hard in the 2nd film: "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"
It’s crazy one of the coldest quotes I’ve ever heard comes from a Spy Kids movie 😂
I love the first two movies so much
FR, what is it with these movies just out of nowhere having the most profound, mature quotes in existence? Like in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, the villain, Mr Electric, does he same thing: "For every man that dreams up the electric lightbulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb". Why are quotes so true coming from movies like these?!
Wait that is actually an insane quote, that's crazy😂 @@titanbombomega
@@titanbombomega Oppenheimer: *Sweats profusely*
Sylvester Stallone yelling about your grandpa being disabled gotta be the outta pocket quote in question
The con for Isidore Cortez is cruel
What was it? I can’t see well
@@bobbymichaels7629 you'll have to pause it just right, but it says "a face only a mother can love"
@@matthewmoore6641to be honest I never noticed that till I saw your comment 🤣
I think that was a reference to some of his other roles.
Nahhh that’s wild😂
I love how almost every line spoken in this scene could qualify for that title
Wow, for his dads file it said "Unreliable, Forgetful, Worry Wart, Nervous, May crack under pressure" that is brutal
Also Machete has a description that says "A face only his mother could love" ouch man
The cons of the parents connect with the cons of the kids in the first movie
🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙
I still laugh when I think of Isadore's side job being butchering people in Mexico. Spy kids are the goat
Machete is Canon to the Spy Kids Universe After all
@@jojijoestar7233 Could you imagine if Juni picked him instead of Grandpa? Let alone in a video game universe?!
@@jojijoestar7233 Technically they both take place in alternate timelines lol
Remember when Juni starred in the first machete movie as an adopted white kid gangster ???
- Labcoats: "Okay, Judy, we can no longer be of assistance."
- Judy: "What assistance?"
What a burn! 😂
Juni
@@collinrobbinop lacks a few brain cells
Judy 💀
I really hope this is a bot
it's juni
I have a cousin who had a brain injury that led to him needing a wheelchair and an app that could play prerecorded soundbites instead of talking on his own. One of the soundbites used to be this line to introduce himself, both to introduce the fact he was studying for a PhD and to help put people at ease with humor. Love the guy.
That is really cool. Thank you for sharing that 👍
he sounds like a legend
Literal gigachad behavior
Incredible
I had a patient who had a “voice box” from laryngeal cancer. He used to introduce himself, in his robot voice, saying, “hello 🤖 Do not fear. I am not a robot. I am only part robot. I use my robot powers for good.” It was hilarious and very on-point for how most of my cancer patients (and I, a cancer ass-kicker) behave.
I still choose to believe that the robot’s delivery of “CONS” is a subtle reference to how Grandpa was also Kahn in Star Trek.
And the “Superior intellect”
"KHAAAAAAAN!"
I'm learning so much here 😅
It was.
Never even thought about it until you said it
I'm just really confused at how they send them in? It took a whole rocket chair process for Juni but here they beam in Grandpa like Star Trek.
Hahahah😂
It's because shut up
Later in the scene juni loses an hour of “real time” on his timer. In the game it feels quick but probs in the real world it was an hour process to get grandpa and make him do the whole process of going in the game like juni
To be fair, his grandpa was from Star Trek.
listen, i love this movie, but nothing in this movie makes any sense if you think about it for more than 1 second
I remember my grandpa taking me to see this movie, he fell asleep but he must have thought what are movies coming to lol
Haha😂
Bro I watched this when I was half asleep at like 3 in the morning tf
Bro thought he was dreaming 😭
glad to see this finally popped up in my recommended @@EggboyYT
@@EggboyYTWrong Robert Rodriguez bad-CGI children's movie.
@@Chiggerare you referring to Shark Boy and Lava Girl?😂
@@EggboyYT Absolutely.
Valentine Cortez: Has superior intellect
Also Valentine Cortez: Unable to catch a butterfly for the first half of the movie.
hey he said intellect not reflexes
@@beebfajeejy and yet he chose to be doing so for the rest of the film
@theternal And it lead to him reaching the last level so he was probably cooking
“We can no longer be of assistance”
“What assistance?” 💀💀💀💀💀
"Did somebody ring the Dingster?", lives in my head rent free 😂
same
My god, early-mid 2000s nostalgia is flooding baackkk.
That "face only a mother could love" bit just reminds me of when Danny Trejo's actual mother passed away during the filming of Muppets Most Wanted. Steve Whitmire gave his condolences in-character as Kermit and Danny started bawling his eyes out.
No. That's fine. I didn't need my heart today anyway😭
That's heartwarming and everything, but I can't help but burst out laughing at the thought of Kermit the Frog giving condolences for your lost love ones
"Kermit D. Frog here, sorry your mom croaked!"
underrated comment @@JasonGrimes-dm8fg
@@JasonGrimes-dm8fg You nearly killed me with this.
This is a Star Trek reference. No doubt about it.
"I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
That's what made Juni such a great agent. That decision right there. He identified a location-related opportunity that defied the only flaw in this asset so he immediately knew that in this particular scenario he was significantly more valuable than others.
Thanks for reminding me he chose his lovely grandpa over Machete 😂😂😂
Also that Stallone Narrator Voice is… *chef kiss*
Grandpa was the best 😂
Grandpa was played by Ricardo Montalban. Montalban was the original Khan in Star Trek. Machete is great but Juni still made a solid choice! 😉
@@Mallen151 Montalban Khan is THE OG! Not that fucking garbage 2013 one with that very fugly British actor!
it really is
used to watch this movie to calm down after nightmares. watching this movie now is a fever dream to the max
Early 2000s were just on another level of creativity and energy in their movies. They have such an amazing vibe that only people who grew up watching can understand fr it’s like we lived in the era of both going outside and having no technology to growing up into the rise of mainstream technology
its crazy how accurate this is
It's so funny reading this. I loathed the movies of that era and kept watching older movies.
The beginning of the end 😢
@@ChronicMetamorphosisyou’re an anomaly
@@SirQuantization No, he has good taste
Gregorio: Atheletic, knows karate
Isidor: knows Karate
He knows it but he’s not very good 😂
That is like a master politician having dementia and forgetting it all
@@ryanhollstein4164 Lol, sounds kind of similar to our president right now, too bad he wasn't a master at anything even in his prime.
@@guitarsandcars2586 that was halfway what i was aiming at because American politics are a joke right now
@@ryanhollstein4164So Biden?
@@rodimussupreme2329 yep
As a physically disabled person, I’m about to send this to everyone I know
Imagine if he brought in Machete
I think I need to rewatch Spy Kids. Something tells I'm gonna enjoy it a lot more than when I was a kid.
I'd say give 4 a go as well, it's the worst one in general but by god the villains backstory is so damn sad and messed up. Kind makes you root for him after it's revealed.
@@zombieoutbreakprodthose are the best kind of villains
nah i rewatched 3 when i was 23 and still loved it
@@BogusLettuceOP never said they wouldn't enjoy it
If you slow down you can see Machete's con is " A face only a mother could love" 💀😭
I thought the out of pocket part was him saying, "we can no longer be of assistance" and Juny hitting him with "What assistance???" Bruh ive been doing this all by myself
10+ years ago one of my older cousins trolled me into believing they were transformers but in human form and that the grandpa was Optimus and Juni was Bumblebee 💀
That’s wild 😭
bro what 💀🗿
???? XDDDDD
It seems a least a few people when they were kids thought those in wheelchairs were transformers and some even thought they were transformers that broke halfway through.
It’s hard to believe that Machete got his start in a family friendly movie series.
This movie really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Which movie is this?
@@LomuHabanaSpy Kids 3!
@@EggboyYT thanks man! Gonna check it out when I am super baked or drunk.
Shows up, chases butterfly, doesn't elaborate, bounds away
the cast in this movie is actually insane
‘We can no longer be of assistance.’
‘What assistance?’
Tell me you’re pissed with your guide without telling me you’re pissed with your guide.
Saying 'physically disabled' is not out of pocket at all? Its just information.
The fact that Sylvester Stallone is in this movie series makes this movie enjoyable.
The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that
People say this was the worst of the 3 films but I love them all equally! CGI maybe doesn't hold up quite so well these days but still a great trilogy (I don't count any more movies past this one) and it has hilarious moments.
The old CGI has a certain charm to it!
I do agree! I honestly thing modern CGI is overdone. Maybe it's just me tho@@EggboyYT
CONS!
*PHYSICALLY DISABLED!*
Sounding a bit too enthusiastic there.
Look, I kinda get where you’re coming from, but…
I really don’t think this is in any way rude, insulting, or “out of pocket”. It’s a simple fact that he doesn’t have the use of his legs normally, and since the game world beaks you in as you are in reality, it’s something he’d have to contend with in the game world too. And I’m struggling to think of what nicer way you could describe that besides “Physically Disabled”, besides “Handicapped” or “Unable to Use Legs”. It’s not an insult or demeaning. It’s a real fact that must be acknowledged.
its said in a funny way thats really it
@@bearcubninjait’s only funny if you think that the words physically disabled are funny. because he honestly uses that voice for every word he’s saying lol
@@cosmic-snips i dont know man the way he drew out the words a bit, gave a pause in between, and trailed his voice off at the end makes it a bit funnier than the rest in my opinion but if you don't agree I can see your point
@@cosmic-snipsThe point of the scene is that all the descriptions are humoristic.
The "physically disabled" is just the punchline of the joke.
I totally agree 100%
Selma with ponytails got me bricked didn’t know she was chill like that
Bro😭
@@EggboyYTNo no hes got a point
I wonder who decided that as a costume choice?
wdym bricked?
If I were a kid in his situation, I'd be too impulsive to choose someone useful.
"You can bring in any one person from the outsi-" "David Bowie." "We didn't finish expla-" "I don't see the starman anywhere get to summoning."
I feel that 😂😂
As goofy as the movie is and as trippy as the CGI is in this movie, still a classic in my heart
That Shatner-style delivery! 🤣 "Khan's...physically disabled..."
Not sure if you meant it as part of the joke, but they said "cons," not "Khan's." lol
I think "His energy force doubling back again" from being in a wheelchair is actually crazier
“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!” -Rick Sanchez
I wanna know what the hell Grandpa was thinking when he suddenly, and with no prior warning, got zapped into a video game world where he got the use of his legs back lmao
"A face only his mother could love"... DAM
I remembered watching this movie like a thousand times back when I was a kid.
I honestly forgot Rambo is the bad guy in this movie.
He isn't a bad guy lol watch in the end of the movie
He does act as the main antagonist for the most part, but yes, like most Spy Kids villains, he has a change of heart at the end.@@LuzNoceda4162
he is the antagonist @@LuzNoceda4162
@@LuzNoceda4162 The entire plot is that Juni has to stop him from completely enslaving the minds of the world's children. How is he not a bad guy?
@@Elipson52008 well he reveal he was a best friend of Junis uncle and it was just a test
Pros: Superior Intellect
Khans: Physically Disabled
So today I learned the Machete from Spy Kids is the same as the one from the Machete films lmao
That line that Grandpa says when he chooses to chase a butterfly rather than help his grandson ("Don't wait for me, Juni") is legit the only line I remember from the whole movie, and it is because I get the urge to quote it quite often in life, but know that no one will get the reference. :(
😢
Holy shit, do I need to rewatch Spykids as an Adultt?
Cuz it sounds like I need to rewatch this as an adult. 😨
How do you not remember "I'm the guy", that line changed my life
They never would have gotten away with a line like that nowadays
Can’t beat “Somehow Palpatine returned”.
Considering the context that is one of the worst quotes ever😂
The only thing I never understood about this series and considering this series, that says a lot. Why the fuck would Donavan keep trying to take over the world in the sequel when he's literally banging Selma Hayek? Beavis and Butthead are finally scoring and that's not even enough for their voice actor.
Seeing Spy Kids 3D in theaters was the pinnacle of going to the movies
I love how in this world u can do things like teleport yourself to a video game or bring something from the virtual world to real life and yet no one could ever do something about grandpa’s legs
As good of a pick as Grandpa ended up being, imagine if he decided to bring Uncle Machete. Based on his other movies, it would have been a massacre.
Machete would pick himself as the best player and strongest player during that one fight, and he'd emerge the victor.
Spy Kids was dope af as a kid
hearing sylvester stallone say “ᴘʜʏsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴅɪsᴀʙʟᴇᴅ” in that voice is incredible
I loved these movies as a kid, absolute trip watching them again now.
That moment when Hank Hill/Beavis/Butthead/Boomhauer is assisting you on a secret mission in a video game
"Bring in Dad" "I'm sorry, you do not have enough film budget credits for this cameo. Choose another player"
This clip gives me SO MUCH nostalgia for the movie in general! We watched it at my grandma's house and played with our Bionicles!!
How was this out of pocket? He WAS physically disabled...
Is that Salma Hayek with pigtails???
The fact that goddamn Machete is part of the Spy Kids universe is wild.
Where do you think the character originated?
@@MorganKing95 I was under the impression he was from that pseudo-real trailer in Grindhouse.
Okay RUclips you win. I tried Don't recommend channel about 3 times and this video still pops up on my Recommendeds. Finally watched it, now leave me alone!
Hahaha🤣
0:24 - "A face only his mother could love"
You didn't have to do him that bad
When your Grandpa is Khan, you go with Grandpa.
The part in spy kids 3 at the end where they start showing the family coming to help and then when they show grandpa he says something vaguely heroic and badass and zooms off in his rocket propelled wheelchair
We need another sequel “spy adults”
Yes, followed by “spy grandparents”
@@EggboyYT "spy corpse... just because they're dead, doesn't mean shit"
Spy carbon
There is spy kids 4 and it was awful 😢
And spy kids 5 will be released in a few days
@@flepaflopaflipajust looked that up, didn’t know a new movie was coming out! I wonder if it’s like a reboot or has connections to the original series
Montalbon is one of the reasons why i love that movie, their relationship and his story bring me to tears every time
“We can no longer be of assistance”
“What assistance?”
- me with nearly every group project
The fact that Danny Trejo's character cons is "a face only his mother could love" had me dead xd
I know it’s pros and cons but it’s funny to hear it as: KHAN’S physically disabled 😂😂😂
Like thanks a lot Captain Kirk 🤧😭
Honestly this whole franchise is strange, but I've loved every moment of it.
0:19 It cracks me up that Juni asked "the family files". Doesn't he know his own family?
Never thought about it like that 😂
They‘re not white, so they got a huge extended family lol
@@BelBelle468 Found the American
Knowing them as a family member isn't the same as knowing all their strengths and weaknesses at a glance, especially as he's been doing stuff that's not that for a decent amount of time by this point.
He's basically saying "I'm still in game mode, remind me please."
@@unclefiend3087no, in the movie they *literally* have a huge extended family- that's the whole ending sequence. Like a dozen in-character celebrity cameos.
Since no one seems to have noticed, I'll just say that I love how they say the grandpa (played by Ricardo Montalban) has "superior intelect" and "cons (khans): in a wheelchair."
It's such a subtle Trek reference and I love it.
*raises hand* I noticed
Can I ask, what's the wild quote that this video is about? The one in the title. I don't hear anything special.
@@ayebraineit's the Physically disabled one not that wild really
"physically disabled"
Zoomers: OMG SO OUT OF POCKET
The fact he became one of the most broken players there once he got his legs
I wonder how busted grandpa was when he was younger
I still say SUPERIOR INTELLECT every now and then
That’s awesome😂
*me watching half asleep*
“Cons: physically disabled”
*help why did that catch em off guard and cause i started dying*
I would say being disabled is definitely a con
Legendary series. So legendary, I hope to never rewatch it because if I do, I know it's going to show me that these movies were utter trash and my childhood was a lie 💀
If you do, don’t go in with high expectations 😂
@@EggboyYT don't worry, my expectations couldn't be any lower 😂