Bob Arno, world's fastest-fingered pickpocket

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @darwn977
    @darwn977 10 лет назад +487

    Bob stole most of the pixels in this video.

    • @kaptinkrunch47
      @kaptinkrunch47 10 лет назад +11

      uploaded in 07 (good quality back then)

    • @sheikhhamad5809
      @sheikhhamad5809 10 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @MagicGate814
      @MagicGate814 4 года назад

      oh my goodness. hahaha

    • @Toopa88
      @Toopa88 4 года назад

      @@kaptinkrunch47 No, that wasn't good quality back then.

    • @srenarthur6400
      @srenarthur6400 4 года назад

      the only comment ever that has actually made me laugh out loud

  • @DopestKnives
    @DopestKnives 9 лет назад +508

    Bob Arno took the resolution out of this video.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye 12 лет назад +83

    Yeah he's on the right side of the law as far as you're concerned. I bet he steals all the time but no one notices because he's just THAT good

  • @Kronos0999
    @Kronos0999 8 лет назад +201

    Guy's so good, he stole the video resolution.

    • @couchpotato2128
      @couchpotato2128 8 лет назад +1

      ...

    • @rainbowpotato7842
      @rainbowpotato7842 8 лет назад +1

      Sess is a great day ss and the es ethe ss and the other day and the

    • @Holdington
      @Holdington 5 лет назад +1

      If someone's already done the joke, why do you do it to? Read the fucking comments before posting what you think is original.

  • @_CE53
    @_CE53 8 лет назад +153

    *family dinner*
    Mother Arno: Bob, pass the mashed potatoes.
    Bob: DO YOU WANT THIS WATCH, OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
    Mother Arno: The potatoes will be fine, sweetie.
    Bob: THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALREADY THERE, IN YOUR READING GLASSES
    *glasses appear in potatoes*
    Mother Arno: Bob, please.
    Bob: AH, A PLEASE? LIKE OUR CAT, WHICH IS NOW IN YOUR LEFT POCKET?
    Mother Arno: It's not-
    Bob: YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT YOUR WALLET IS NO LONGER THERE!
    Mother Arno: Ugh...

  • @johnnyclaessens9813
    @johnnyclaessens9813 9 лет назад +71

    He could even steal 3/4 of my screen, and turn it black...... wow

  • @dipsyteletubbie802
    @dipsyteletubbie802 8 лет назад +73

    Imagine you're talking to Bob Arno and when you leave you notice you are suddenly only wearing underwear

  • @Maxthekillbot
    @Maxthekillbot 9 лет назад +56

    Bob Arno reached through my screen and stole my watch.

  • @afro4640
    @afro4640 8 лет назад +10

    Holy shit! Bob Arno just stole 6 minutes of my fucking life!

  • @christopherandhobbes9846
    @christopherandhobbes9846 9 лет назад +41

    I lost my phone while watching this video, I'm spooked

    • @NightOwlGames
      @NightOwlGames 8 лет назад +4

      you made me look for mine dam it lol

  • @SpazTheGamer
    @SpazTheGamer 9 лет назад +177

    who ever uploaded this needs to know about video resolution

    • @rihards496
      @rihards496 9 лет назад +10

      +SpaztheGamer Bro 2007 if you didnt notice

    • @safourgardpa5459
      @safourgardpa5459 8 лет назад +2

      +KoivuTheHab I'm pretty sure that was the best resolution available on RUclips back in 2007.

    • @flufanga
      @flufanga 8 лет назад +1

      +SpaztheGamer Agreed. Potentially interesting, but unwatchable. Jerky ADHD editing, crappy audio, goofy voice over.

    • @JrKikis
      @JrKikis 8 лет назад +6

      It's not about the resolution, it's the aspect ratio.

    • @samuelele
      @samuelele 8 лет назад

      +MeetMyBlades arno stole the copyright

  • @powerliftingteen8129
    @powerliftingteen8129 8 лет назад +33

  • @jasonshi4312
    @jasonshi4312 9 лет назад +25

    watch out he might steal the comments

  • @Bjorngrim74
    @Bjorngrim74 12 лет назад +1

    This guy is so good you can't even see which pixel he's in.

  • @prodkilo-kf9mk
    @prodkilo-kf9mk 8 лет назад +27

    lmao he got that skyrim pickpocket level 100

    • @samuelele
      @samuelele 8 лет назад +1

      I was hoping for that comment so badly

    • @samuelele
      @samuelele 8 лет назад +1

      Actually I never thought it was possible to steal someones clothes while they're wearing it - now playing skyrim as bob arno. :D

  • @luisserru863
    @luisserru863 9 лет назад +3

    Bob scares me. He has really changed. Bob The Builder has changed alot!

  • @CapperCritic
    @CapperCritic 8 лет назад +4

    all pickpocketing is is keeping your mind off of involuntary actions by speaking rapidly or forming conversation. Your brain is so focused on computing with verbal action rather than multitasking with the physical

  • @jiweep
    @jiweep 8 лет назад +3

    I didn't even notice I was watching the video in a tiny box until it was over

    • @luisbad07
      @luisbad07 8 лет назад

      lol me either... I noticed until I read your comment

  • @nitevibe9886
    @nitevibe9886 9 лет назад +50

    I checked my pockets after watching this

  • @SongSteel
    @SongSteel 2 года назад +1

    Insane how all the youtube comments are from 5+ years ago. I am not aware how I stumbled upon this gem of a video in 2022, but I have uncovered a rare piece of internet history. Jacksepticeye and the other commenters will likely never come back to this video ever, so I am left alone in this vast emptiness, thinking about the 14+ years ago when this video was uploaded.

  • @dawgalova
    @dawgalova 8 лет назад +14

    Legend has it that he can even steal the end of your se

    • @mego7389
      @mego7389 8 лет назад +1

      Damn he stole mi

    • @dawgalova
      @dawgalova 8 лет назад +6

      When will this madman sto

    • @zaephou2843
      @zaephou2843 8 лет назад +1

      Oh for fucks sa

    • @mego7389
      @mego7389 8 лет назад +2

      Bob, pleas

    • @zaephou2843
      @zaephou2843 8 лет назад +1

      I made this sentence unstealab

  • @TheSunIsMyDestroyer
    @TheSunIsMyDestroyer 12 лет назад +2

    "Europe's Prince of Thieves" he earned that one

  • @dipsyteletubbie802
    @dipsyteletubbie802 8 лет назад +27

    Isn't it like a bit suspicious when he just kind of almost hugs you when he is about to pickpocket? I mean, why would a stranger get so close lol

    • @druidmeats
      @druidmeats 8 лет назад +41

      Europeans

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 8 лет назад +6

      Just the French. The average distance between two Finns during a conversation is half a mile.

    • @dipsyteletubbie802
      @dipsyteletubbie802 8 лет назад +1

      Logan Bourque
      I'm european aswell

    • @aljosap8445
      @aljosap8445 4 года назад +1

      I belive charisma and speech has as much to do as fast fingers itself. He approaches so fast and friendly thst you dont have time to think and he is already far away when you realize what happened.

    • @JessRansdellSmith
      @JessRansdellSmith 3 года назад +1

      You have to remember the beginning of the video. Street pickpockets aren't this brazen because they don't want you to remember who they are. Guys like Bob and Apollo are being showy because it's entertainment, not their way of life.
      Honestly, I kind of think this way is better. Anyone can take something from someone unaware. But when the person is like, "I'm going to steal from you. See if you can catch me" and still proceeds to take like 5 things...he's good. lol

  • @nUmBskulLL
    @nUmBskulLL 2 года назад +1

    Fastest fingers in the world....... And the women love him

  • @FlutterCrafter
    @FlutterCrafter 10 лет назад +25

    Pickpocket lvl 100

    • @dude5857236
      @dude5857236 9 лет назад +1

      +Flutter Crafter Trimmed skillcape right there.

  • @stefanfrunza1697
    @stefanfrunza1697 8 лет назад +1

    Legend says he tried tinder once, but he swiped through the whole app and no one noticed...

  • @Samwyse616
    @Samwyse616 9 лет назад +4

    im so high i thought it was kevin kline acting for half of it...

  • @tdd2427
    @tdd2427 8 лет назад +1

    This guy is so good he stole my interest in this video halfway through

  • @theshadow3438
    @theshadow3438 9 лет назад +5

    I duct taped my watch to my wrist after watching this.

    • @deco6405
      @deco6405 9 лет назад +17

      ThEsHaDoW343 he will steal you arm

    • @Gebohhh
      @Gebohhh 9 лет назад

      Decolan lma

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie 12 лет назад +2

    If only I could always be that witty, thanks for the lols :'D

  • @MikeSPx24bj9
    @MikeSPx24bj9 9 лет назад +3

    why is this video small & stuck in the top L corner?

    • @Cloudey
      @Cloudey 9 лет назад

      its something to do with the formatting of certain old videos that were changed to be like this with a youtube update a few years ago.

    • @Lolcontract
      @Lolcontract 9 лет назад +7

      Bob Arno stole the bottom and right side of the video.

  • @pondorbox
    @pondorbox 11 лет назад +2

    This guy is amazing !!

  • @stephenharlow4064
    @stephenharlow4064 9 лет назад +5

    he reached through my screen and steal my

  • @Incognitus7
    @Incognitus7 11 лет назад +2

    I love how the World's fastest pickpocket fights crime.

  • @shawnjarman9860
    @shawnjarman9860 3 года назад +3

    I’d love to have this talent, and then just steal back stuff actually thieves stole, give back to rightfully owners, and then try and see the reaction to the thieves when they realize they don’t have anything

  • @Lolp821
    @Lolp821 12 лет назад +1

    Yeah I do. I've visited a lot of places in my life, seen a lot of people getting pickpocketed, never ever been a victim because of those points.

  • @jameswayton2340
    @jameswayton2340 8 лет назад +7

    How the fuck can you not know someone steals your glasses while having them on. : X

    • @matttheshark
      @matttheshark 8 лет назад +13

      +Dougy doug He wasn't wearing them, they were in his shirt pocket.

    • @jameswayton2340
      @jameswayton2340 8 лет назад

      matttheshark ah indeed.

  • @MrDakiller99
    @MrDakiller99 12 лет назад +1

    Its people like this guy who we need as cops

  • @spaceurchin114
    @spaceurchin114 9 лет назад +4

    I was gonna write a clever sex joke, but everyone who left a comment already did that.

  • @Dirtybird284
    @Dirtybird284 12 лет назад +1

    This guy could make a fortune if he did this at the Grammy's or Emmy awards with a ton of celebrities wearing expensive watches and bracelets

  • @SirCraigie
    @SirCraigie 8 лет назад +5

    I would sub to you but Bob Arno stole the subscribe button

  • @OuchPictures
    @OuchPictures 12 лет назад +2

    omg that's awesome. And he's Swedish too. I wanna learn that.

    • @seanc9507
      @seanc9507 4 года назад +1

      Looking for a pickpocket partner? Lol 😉

  • @CrashDunning
    @CrashDunning 8 лет назад +6

    How do they not see him awkwardly feeling them up? I can see him doing everything.

    • @spectrum6474
      @spectrum6474 8 лет назад +8

      that's the point. he feels up your leg do you don't notice the tie sliding out from under your collar

  • @yinkaadelola7374
    @yinkaadelola7374 12 лет назад +1

    this dude is a BOSS

  • @tornadostar6345
    @tornadostar6345 8 лет назад +8

    He should play Osu. If you know what I mean.

  • @JustaDeck
    @JustaDeck 12 лет назад +1

    As Angelo said from Naples, he had the perfect moves of pickpocketing but he don't have the heart to steal.

  • @veoozo
    @veoozo 10 лет назад +4

    Just imagine 1v1ing this guy in CoD

  • @mRatomiCBoI98
    @mRatomiCBoI98 12 лет назад +1

    Its funny i come from Sweden and u have anger management problems just a question did ur mom tell u that or did u get beat up to get it ?

  • @mattmoves5920
    @mattmoves5920 8 лет назад +3

    Not so hard to spot a pickpocket in Barcelona, they all belong to the same ethnic group.

  • @Sffker
    @Sffker 12 лет назад +1

    It doesn't matter, he still gets it done without the person even knowing that his intention was to steal something from their person.

  • @samuelele
    @samuelele 8 лет назад +3

    In his native sweden ... Please guys he's from switzerland and people who don't know the difference between sweden and switzerland, we also know the difference between texas and tennessee so go to school again.

  • @ChildofGod11011
    @ChildofGod11011 9 лет назад

    If I ever met him in Skyrim, his pickpocket level would be over 9000.

  • @mckayman24
    @mckayman24 8 лет назад +3

    my mother and father says that if this comment hit 1 thousand likes they would quit smoking

  • @gerrysanch
    @gerrysanch 10 лет назад +1

    The ladies love him.

  • @adamstewart7856
    @adamstewart7856 9 лет назад +3

    Fastest fingers in the world? Look up "Osu Players"

  • @MrBearyMcBearface
    @MrBearyMcBearface 9 лет назад +2

    Good luck getting stuff out of my pockets. I myself have a problem getting stuff out of my pockets :D

  • @Shaddowdragonz
    @Shaddowdragonz 12 лет назад +1

    I have a friend who is a terrible pickpocket, but somehow he is an amazing reverse-pickpocket, and when I say that, I mean he can put crap IN your pockets and bags. He once was carrying a sweater, a wooden toy sword, and a few books, and he put them all in my bag withough me noticing.

  • @willsuh1389
    @willsuh1389 10 лет назад +45

    if he was a black guy, hed be rotting in prison right now

    • @dovahkiinstormblade3531
      @dovahkiinstormblade3531 10 лет назад +5

      are you implying that a black pickpocket would use that for personal gain rather than use his talent for the good of humanity (like aiding the justice system)?
      that's racist

    • @willsuh1389
      @willsuh1389 10 лет назад +5

      Sasuke Uchiha Are you fucking stupid? Do you have reading comprehension skill of 3rd grader? This white guy also was a street pickpocket, but he probably got a slap on the wrist and was allowed to redeem himself because hes white. If he was black, he wouldve gotten lengthy prison sentence and never gotten a second chance.

    • @dovahkiinstormblade3531
      @dovahkiinstormblade3531 10 лет назад +1

      you said a BLACK guy would get imprisoned, and not a white guy, youre racist.

    • @2faced545
      @2faced545 10 лет назад +5

      Ignorant racist. Why do you have to bring race into it?...

    • @Venatus96
      @Venatus96 9 лет назад +1

      Will Suh ya since black people never get a slap on the wrist *cough* O.J Simpson *cough*

  • @Antimatter1337
    @Antimatter1337 9 лет назад +1

    He should try to steal back something from one of those pickpocketers without them noticing :)

  • @soadfan1306
    @soadfan1306 12 лет назад +1

    There are videos of him on stage -_- check

  • @irishkod
    @irishkod 12 лет назад +1

    its about 30% finger skill and 70% intimidation and mind control

  • @fl333r
    @fl333r 12 лет назад

    Man... I wish there was a job like his :)
    Take me as your apprentice Bob Arno!

  • @somethingneeddoing021
    @somethingneeddoing021 11 лет назад +1

    Welcome to the internet.

  • @awhatzable
    @awhatzable 11 лет назад

    how did he pull the tie out when its tide around the neck ?

  • @MrAlice
    @MrAlice 12 лет назад +1

    He tried pickpocketing for real in a documentary, and unfortunately found out he was terrible at it :) He's still one of the best, but didnt have the heart and soul to be a criminal, even when intending to return the items.

  • @SpeakinTheDream
    @SpeakinTheDream 12 лет назад

    how are the ties being taken off without undoing the knott? 4:48

  • @mRatomiCBoI98
    @mRatomiCBoI98 12 лет назад +1

    Swedish viking with pocket picking skill 100 Swedish Skyrim irl!

  • @Kruezoraxe
    @Kruezoraxe 12 лет назад +1

    The crazy thing is that Arno admits that he is nothing compared to professional thieves. How scary is that?

  • @Piemuncher24
    @Piemuncher24 12 лет назад

    You've cracked the case Mr Holmes

  • @AwesomeAaron87
    @AwesomeAaron87 12 лет назад +1

    I wear tight clothes, nobody can pickpocket without me realizing it. I feel everything, I also don't let anyone touch me.

  • @googlebleh
    @googlebleh 12 лет назад +1

    Anyone else read "The Hitchhiker" by Roald Dahl?

  • @thetrav2100
    @thetrav2100 12 лет назад

    who shadows the shadower?

  • @no69ob
    @no69ob 12 лет назад

    does anyone know what show this is?

  • @thewhiteboysamurai
    @thewhiteboysamurai 12 лет назад

    @RatchetXJ0 Is this your hymen mam?

  • @apalepeks2000
    @apalepeks2000 12 лет назад

    oh i remember this was my favourite tv show.

  • @Mymusik721
    @Mymusik721 12 лет назад +1

    His wife must love him.

  • @RedDuke42
    @RedDuke42 11 лет назад +1

    His wife must be happy...

  • @DevilMayROFL1
    @DevilMayROFL1 12 лет назад

    Pickpocketing level: Over 9000!

  • @PlanetRockJesus
    @PlanetRockJesus 12 лет назад

    You're the kind of person that makes youtube unacceptable to young people.

  • @mixmacpro
    @mixmacpro 12 лет назад

    i love reading these intense novels about two people fighting

  • @zahirkhan6326
    @zahirkhan6326 Год назад

    I m watching this in 2023 .time is going faster than his fingers 😂😂

  • @CrestDriven
    @CrestDriven 12 лет назад

    how did you press enter?

  • @RenoEmbree
    @RenoEmbree 11 лет назад +1

    This guy is a legend!

  • @Gueyzyn
    @Gueyzyn 4 года назад

    Y’all complaining about a video’s resolution when it was made 13 years ago

  • @Fermion.
    @Fermion. 12 лет назад

    I took off NoScript just to give you a thumbs up. Hilarious!

  • @clatoforeverandever
    @clatoforeverandever 11 лет назад

    how could you press post without a mouse?

  • @Anaris84
    @Anaris84 12 лет назад

    You sir, are priceless.

  • @xgoreeedonx
    @xgoreeedonx 12 лет назад

    Pickpocket's probably the first skill he maxed out in Skyrim.

  • @Eljonno
    @Eljonno 12 лет назад

    there needs to be a Bob Arno: Pro Pickpocketer videogame.

  • @Slayerblade50
    @Slayerblade50 12 лет назад

    This guy has 100 pickpocketing skill IRL.

  • @BIGBOY10395
    @BIGBOY10395 12 лет назад +1

    i bet ladies love him !:P

  • @GeneralCheezyPr0ductionz
    @GeneralCheezyPr0ductionz 12 лет назад

    In the momment you took to watch this video he took your wallet, time, virginity, and he still had time to stop for ice cream

  • @kfentd1
    @kfentd1 12 лет назад

    here, we have our new leader of the thieves guild

  • @gam3zrolf
    @gam3zrolf 12 лет назад

    how his computer still on without power?

  • @B0SSNINE
    @B0SSNINE 12 лет назад

    How tall is he??

  • @purpiemedia
    @purpiemedia 12 лет назад

    how'd u click post?

  • @ferideeryilmazz
    @ferideeryilmazz 12 лет назад

    what is the name of the guy in the beginning

  • @stevens5541
    @stevens5541 5 лет назад +1

    I bet he got a happy wife with those fingers.

  • @bendova3373
    @bendova3373 11 лет назад

    was laying in bed watching this, somehow ended up on the floor.

  • @grahamvandyke1283
    @grahamvandyke1283 12 лет назад +1

    If you think about it, he was very lucky to get the wallet back! At least he still had his ID and cards, etc.