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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • i love how most of these are tina

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  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 2 года назад +4807

    Tina's monotone cadence to her voice really enhances her insults

    • @camilacastillo7855
      @camilacastillo7855 2 года назад

      She is actualy realy Savage

    • @artmoryoo
      @artmoryoo Год назад +95

      I feel like the personality in the delivery make the family's insults. they're always so hilarious and fitting

  • @themeanlesbeann
    @themeanlesbeann 2 года назад +2241

    "Jessica. Bland, boring Jessica. If she was a spice, she'd be flour." Hands down my favorite burn they've ever done.

    • @bexlaw3127
      @bexlaw3127 Год назад +8

      I'm sterling that one day 😂

    • @luxzord865
      @luxzord865 Год назад +97

      "And if she was a book, she would be TWO books"

    • @judedeluca4408
      @judedeluca4408 Год назад +11

      Oh yeah she is pretty boring

    • @miguelt6
      @miguelt6 Год назад +6

      And she turns out to be the funny one

    • @LeMeilleurr
      @LeMeilleurr Год назад

      @@judedeluca4408 iko and 😊😊😊j😊

  • @jennynayoungkim1544
    @jennynayoungkim1544 2 года назад +5252

    tina's comebacks are so sassy because she's normally so sweet so when she goes off, it's so funny

    • @asdfghjkl4187
      @asdfghjkl4187 2 года назад +322

      "Cause you're not blonde" "neither are you" THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

    • @jonathanrolle2046
      @jonathanrolle2046 2 года назад +159

      I like your hair it matches your teeth.🤣

    • @meevins
      @meevins Год назад +105

      she doesn't make them very often but when she does she makes sure it counts and i love that, an icon

    • @TheFlashzap
      @TheFlashzap Год назад +46

      She definitely has a vicious side that goes to her head in many ways

    • @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899
      @Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 Год назад +13

      She's a Belcher 😂😂

  • @izzymarie3976
    @izzymarie3976 Год назад +1265

    Tina saying "Neither are you" when Tammy says "Youre not blonde" KILLS ME every time. GET HER ASS, T.

    • @crterjd8154
      @crterjd8154 Год назад +27

      I swear, that one is so short yet so savage. I always quote it whenever I’m watching the lice episode simply because of how much I laugh after it!

    • @ISBuckley8
      @ISBuckley8 Год назад +17

      She was just so calm when she said it which made it a lot funnier

    • @smileyranter
      @smileyranter 9 месяцев назад +4

      for anyone wondering: 0:41

  • @justjennnnnna5715
    @justjennnnnna5715 2 года назад +3338

    tina’s comeback about tammy’s hair makes me laugh everytime

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 2 года назад +38

      It really did it for me

    • @gerbelle90
      @gerbelle90 Год назад +62

      i loved her comeback when they wore the same bracelet

    • @keyanawhitely7942
      @keyanawhitely7942 Год назад +8

      Hahaha

    • @bando-kun842
      @bando-kun842 Год назад +7

      The clown college jab took me out and re-awoke my asthma attacks from when I was a kid. 😭 😂

  • @Janexcalibur
    @Janexcalibur 2 года назад +1719

    One of my fave comebacks was by Linda: "That sign says 'No Running,' and you're running your mouth!"

    • @RosePetal27
      @RosePetal27 2 года назад +41

      That one really sent me

    • @zsuzsisz9263
      @zsuzsisz9263 7 месяцев назад +9

      It always makes me think of the no trash on the beach from Louise 5:38

  • @charandfriends554
    @charandfriends554 Год назад +1026

    Tina’s insults toward Tammy are literally the best especially “No, more like people who like people who’s hair is all the same color.” 💀 It literally ended me.

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 Год назад +4

      Agreed! But i was wondering, did you draw your profile picture?

    • @-valmetal-
      @-valmetal- Год назад +7

      and her face after😭

    • @elenavthorn
      @elenavthorn Год назад +11

      The best one for me is "the problem is that Wagstaff is a grade school, not a clown college" 😂

  • @tracebandit4847
    @tracebandit4847 2 года назад +2154

    “Before I saw it on you, I thought it was classy” A QUEEN

  • @okspaceman8126
    @okspaceman8126 Год назад +346

    Tina saying “wow it’s almost like music” is so funny to me because she’s not even trying to insult him

  • @petitepure7173
    @petitepure7173 Год назад +624

    "I owe you my life!" "No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed." IS SOOO GOOD AND UNDERRATED!!!!!!

  • @iloveadeafboy17
    @iloveadeafboy17 2 года назад +640

    Tina: Consistent on her feelings about bottle blondes. Will even go after her own mother about it

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 2 года назад +553

    Tina keeps coming for Tammy’s hair 😂

  • @CreativeSoul27
    @CreativeSoul27 2 года назад +935

    I love that despite the almost constant roasting of each other, the Belchers are also constantly shown to have a very strong bond. They truly love each other despite their flaws and shortcomings. They're comfortable enough to poke fun at one another knowing it's never serious attempts to hurt any feelings. (Roasting OTHER people, tho? That's a whole different story, lol.) Bob's Burgers always does its comedy so well.

    • @brandywinebridget
      @brandywinebridget Год назад +1

      f r o m t h e w o m b t o t h e t o m b

    • @budle89
      @budle89 Год назад +5

      I think the term is banter? Not sure if it's an English word outside UK. I'm not native to English speaking country.

    • @CreativeSoul27
      @CreativeSoul27 Год назад +7

      @@budle89 Yes! Banter is exactly the right term.

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 Год назад +2

      And to think that never would have been possible if Bouchard and Dauterive hadn’t listened to the network’s note

    • @CreativeSoul27
      @CreativeSoul27 Год назад

      @@tahraethestoryteller6079 Wait, so Fox wanted them to banter and roast each other?

  • @ladydelphini
    @ladydelphini 2 года назад +275

    "I like your hair it matches your teeth" 🤣🤣

  • @swordsmanfabian18
    @swordsmanfabian18 Год назад +470

    For as academically mediocre as the Belcher kids are, they're very witty, more so than even their parents. Louise is capable of some truly scathing sarcasm, and Gene's playful banter can easily put folks off balance, but man, when Tina decides to 'Go There' she does not mess around, she goes straight for the windpipe.

  • @SpamSide_B
    @SpamSide_B Год назад +187

    When this show first started I thought Tina was just gonna be "the weird girl" that everyone dunked on. Hearing her comebacks and roasts have been both a surprise and a delight!

    • @xspain9907
      @xspain9907 Год назад +20

      Shes no meg griffin which is nice

    • @mannyoftheeast3318
      @mannyoftheeast3318 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@xspain9907megs treatment makes me feel uncomfortable, I've seen I'm not the only one.

    • @espeon871
      @espeon871 4 месяца назад +6

      @@mannyoftheeast3318 i love how bob's burgers revolutionised adult cartoons somewhat by just having characters and being more hearty and kind to its characters. Kind of like that its like an all ages cartoon just with cusses and more range of topics

  • @Th4t_guy_
    @Th4t_guy_ Год назад +243

    Louise's absolute leveling of Tammy at the beach is still one of my all time favorite lines

    • @astridbyfield2167
      @astridbyfield2167 Год назад +18

      I really enjoyed that part. Serves her right for picking on Tina.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 8 месяцев назад

      Her name is Trash. 😂😂

  • @lovelyjanemanzanares14
    @lovelyjanemanzanares14 Год назад +306

    Living for Tina insulting Tammy 😭😭 she hates that girl with passion 🔥

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 Год назад +27

      Well Tammy started it

    • @sammiepatty4863
      @sammiepatty4863 Год назад +13

      @@the-nina-beans88 yeah, anyone that's willing to blackmail for their 'own' sake is bad news

    • @the-nina-beans88
      @the-nina-beans88 Год назад +1

      @@sammiepatty4863 finger points to Tammy

    • @sammiepatty4863
      @sammiepatty4863 Год назад +1

      @@the-nina-beans88 exactly 💯

    • @ISBuckley8
      @ISBuckley8 Год назад +8

      I love that Tina doesn’t take crap from her and Louise doesn’t either

  • @jessicabk465
    @jessicabk465 2 года назад +465

    Tina clapping back at Tammy about her hair will ALWAYS be amazing!! xD

  • @pleek5504
    @pleek5504 2 года назад +486

    Can't believe you didn't include Linda's "well that sign says no running and you're running your mouth" comeback.

  • @PurpledaisyShasta
    @PurpledaisyShasta 2 года назад +402

    I loved when Tammy encouraged Tina to give better comebacks

  • @EdgedShadow
    @EdgedShadow 2 года назад +223

    Louise gets all the credit, but Tina is the lowkey MVP of snark.

  • @k.mswain2228
    @k.mswain2228 Год назад +111

    “Wow, it’s almost like music” is so subtle but hilarious

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer Год назад +251

    I find it funny that most of these roast are from the kids to Bob, but they're the first to defend their dad when he gets roasted by other people.

    • @BennyFan19981
      @BennyFan19981 Год назад +49

      It's not a right, it's a PRIVILEGE

  • @dommvignali774
    @dommvignali774 Год назад +79

    "It wasn't totally dumb, just mostly stupid."
    "Just like you Tammy."
    🔥

  • @KayleeFarnes
    @KayleeFarnes 2 года назад +286

    I'll forever love the lice episode when Tina calls out Tammy for not being a real blonde. It's so quick but makes me laugh every time.

  • @hedgehod6437
    @hedgehod6437 Год назад +63

    Gene being surprised Tammy isn't someone's mom has a special place in my heart
    Would love a part 2!

  • @JaqenHghar.
    @JaqenHghar. Год назад +79

    "It's um, well you made it"
    Tina has the best burns

  • @elijahlivingston9477
    @elijahlivingston9477 Год назад +71

    "What was Tina really going to chose: the broken down reck with the dead eyes or a fake shark"
    "Awww"
    "Did you like that Mom?"
    "Yeahh" ❤❤❤

  • @wiriwiri1668
    @wiriwiri1668 Год назад +80

    Tina's roasts against Tammys hair dye are very spot on. I work with teens and they really be going after each other

  • @MrSircharles05
    @MrSircharles05 2 года назад +246

    Damn, Bob's kids are savage!

  • @emsa32
    @emsa32 Год назад +54

    3:50 the way she says: why? It's mr frond kills me 🤣🤣

  • @ISBuckley8
    @ISBuckley8 Год назад +27

    I do kinda love that even though Louise is usually the first to mock her father, he's also by far the person she respects and trusts the most

  • @famemosterrrrr
    @famemosterrrrr 2 года назад +93

    Louise:And also says not trash on the beach Tammy so what are we gonna do here?
    Jocelyn: *oh my god it does says that*

    • @astridbyfield2167
      @astridbyfield2167 Год назад +7

      It seems as if Jocelyn's response really adds to the insult 😆 🤣

  • @crazyphan18
    @crazyphan18 2 года назад +109

    I love the edit at 3:50. “Why? it’s Mr. Frond!….How much cursed you can get?” When I first heard it I was looking away and thought it was one clip, it wasn’t till I went back did I realize it was two different clips! A bonus Louise Roast!!

  • @BrotherYarmoth
    @BrotherYarmoth Год назад +33

    "Hey Matt, you're grandpa called. It's you"
    "OOHHHHH!!!"
    "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @salsavillo
    @salsavillo 2 года назад +122

    0:45 Bruh I cant stop replaying it😂
    5:46 love this one as well😂

  • @delena4evertvd267
    @delena4evertvd267 Год назад +80

    i will love this show till the end of time. it’s ACTUALLY funny. clever jokes that genuinely make you laugh, without constant, harsh swearing, without making fun of someone or a group and without being so inappropriate that you feel violated.

  • @bingusbongus1656
    @bingusbongus1656 Год назад +29

    "I like your hair, it matches your teeth."
    Damn.

  • @Oofy
    @Oofy Год назад +42

    2:48 the way tammy's reaction just cuts off makes it so much better

  • @darwinaguilero3175
    @darwinaguilero3175 Год назад +33

    I love how much Tina resents Tammy, she deserves it so much.

  • @Revtheory941
    @Revtheory941 3 месяца назад +2

    Tammy coaching Tina through trash talk is actually adorable. Makss Tammy almost relatable

  • @ede9177
    @ede9177 2 года назад +67

    Somehow, the ones where they apologize for taking it too far are just so funny to me.

  • @natalieblackie2878
    @natalieblackie2878 2 года назад +54

    Tina: I owe you my life
    Gene: No thanks I've seen you life and I'm not impressed.😂😂😁😁😆😆

  • @rhyswhite7659
    @rhyswhite7659 Год назад +13

    "Hey, Tammy? Inside voice, kay?? Brian really needs his sleep and you sound kinda like a toy that needs new batteries,," takes me out every time 😂😂

    • @Viking_Luchador
      @Viking_Luchador 2 месяца назад

      Later, Tammy & Jocelyn come back with "boyfriends" Louise's age

  • @RedTed_Indentation45
    @RedTed_Indentation45 Год назад +46

    I forgot how unforgiving Tina can be 😂😂😂

  • @CloudySkkye
    @CloudySkkye 2 года назад +202

    Tina the sassy girl boss

  • @Aliensuperstar2004
    @Aliensuperstar2004 Год назад +21

    Tina coming after Tammy’s hair is so funny

  • @aliahduiker7998
    @aliahduiker7998 Год назад +26

    So we all agree Tina’s insults are the best

  • @nomu5353
    @nomu5353 2 года назад +41

    I genuinely hope we can get an episode of us in Tina’s head to hear what she thinks she actually sounds like 😂❤

  • @9tailsleo06morfin4
    @9tailsleo06morfin4 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love the mega stick which is the log, were Tina just says "would you like a suggestion where to stick this log"😂

  • @randomasshumanbeing2078
    @randomasshumanbeing2078 Год назад +19

    I love how creative these all are

  • @justjoannak
    @justjoannak Год назад +7

    Tina's backhanded insults are my fave. Also when Louise called Tammy trash, that moment was *ICONIC!*

  • @spacecl0d201
    @spacecl0d201 Год назад +30

    “I’m yawning at your awning!” Took me out for no reason whatsoever

  • @CJ-wr7wq
    @CJ-wr7wq Год назад +29

    This definitely needs a part 2. There's loads you missed that are great 😂
    (one of my favourites from season 1 episode 6 was when Bob told Jimmy "if you want a bag of hair so bad, why don't you pick it out of the food you serve?")

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Год назад +17

    “If she were a spice she’d be flour” is something that needs to go down in history

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 Год назад +6

    “The names Frond. James Frond. I’ve got a license to counsel.”
    “Double O so sad.” Louise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jae6630
    @jae6630 Год назад +32

    7:28 this one had me dead 😭😭

  • @patriciasmith3875
    @patriciasmith3875 2 года назад +87

    I like louise roasts/insults/comebacks

  • @nikkifri1150
    @nikkifri1150 Год назад +32

    Linda has a lot of good one-liners against Jimmy Pesto when he heckles Bob. My favorites is "Oh, put a fettuccine in your in-betweeny!" Or the cannoli one 😆 She's really good at comebacks and puns

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 2 года назад +55

    “Well, not really since you’re not blonde.”
    “Neither are you.”
    Oh!!! Buuuuurrrrn!

  • @alaskawashington
    @alaskawashington 6 месяцев назад +3

    one of my favorite lines from this show in general is when Tina aggressively catches Jimmy Jr’s eye and goes “your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it” kills me every time

  • @jesc8827
    @jesc8827 Год назад +21

    You left off Tina’s iconic “You’re a body odor store with Burgers”

  • @poutinemcflurry3544
    @poutinemcflurry3544 Год назад +9

    Tina is VICIOUS when it comes to Tammy and I LOVE IT

  • @nicolexlove16
    @nicolexlove16 Год назад +9

    Don’t forget Millie’s “no this is a finger” to frond in the finger loose episode 🤣
    My fav will always be the trash on the beach 😂

  • @jackamatic63
    @jackamatic63 2 года назад +44

    I never realized how actually smart Tina is

  • @lassoroot
    @lassoroot Год назад +18

    6:33 It's cute to see a rare moment of Louise actually seeming affected by her dad going "Louise :/"

  • @mermaidmoongoddess
    @mermaidmoongoddess 2 года назад +40

    double o-so-sad is the best frond insult

  • @justinmyers7587
    @justinmyers7587 5 месяцев назад +3

    Gene is funny, Louise have the most intensity, but Tina is tge best Because she creative, straightforward, and just perfect with the execution.

  • @giamiramontes5639
    @giamiramontes5639 2 года назад +50

    Luv this show for these lil quips and puns

  • @Aeunax123
    @Aeunax123 Год назад +10

    “Why? It’s Mr. Frond”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @xkakashi01
    @xkakashi01 Год назад +6

    Linda, "Button it you seventh inning bitch...." the way she trailed off so her children wouldn't hear her talk that way is amazing

  • @kofunshota_rose7820
    @kofunshota_rose7820 Год назад +6

    “I owe you my life!”
    “No, thanks…. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.”

  • @Kateca2000
    @Kateca2000 Год назад +2

    “Double oh so sad” will always be one of my favorites

  • @leiladebees5384
    @leiladebees5384 Год назад +16

    These are gold. A really good compilation playing off this one would be Bob getting Casually Roasted by his kids, but it might have to be a series.

  • @hearts4mikey
    @hearts4mikey Год назад +26

    "How old is Dumbledore?" 😭

  • @jarrellmckenna2988
    @jarrellmckenna2988 2 года назад +12

    A broken down wreck with dead eyes or a fake shark “ Damn Kelso would love this video

    • @ruejanea
      @ruejanea 2 года назад +1

      So would Red

  • @ICEICEBABY_
    @ICEICEBABY_ Год назад +8

    People who make these types of videos are my people I love all of these shows

  • @sarahmcdonald4787
    @sarahmcdonald4787 Год назад +7

    "the only problem is that wagstaff is a grade school, not a clown college" i died💀

  • @jademcl4727
    @jademcl4727 Год назад +11

    "I like your hair, it matches your teeth." Oh my GOOOD

  • @alinw-n7t
    @alinw-n7t 5 месяцев назад +1

    Louise is brave, chaotic but she's also such a sweetheart if you look close enough. I love that about her. ❤

  • @tower_of_roses
    @tower_of_roses 2 месяца назад +5

    "Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was classy" was fucking savage damn Tina

  • @SeventhGod77
    @SeventhGod77 9 месяцев назад +2

    I gotta love how Bob catches strays and just goes “mm”. Like you’re not wrong, but you didn’t have to say it.

  • @mackenziebunch152
    @mackenziebunch152 Год назад +12

    "its the largest member of the rodent family"
    "-after gene"

  • @raecona9885
    @raecona9885 7 месяцев назад +2

    tina saying “i like your hair, it matches your teeth” to her MOM 😭

    • @loveshack_ems
      @loveshack_ems 2 месяца назад +1

      I’d be DEAD if I tried to pull that 😭

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Год назад +27

    No wonder Bob looks always depressed, his whole family insults him

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Год назад +7

    Tammy: you're not blonde
    Tina: Neither Are You
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @maromalul9134
    @maromalul9134 Год назад +9

    Tina & Linda have the best burns ever - Savageness runs in the family LMFAO

  • @jakeybake14
    @jakeybake14 Год назад +3

    I just love videos like this that swing wildly from too quiet to too loud. My favorite

  • @anxiousbean1685
    @anxiousbean1685 Год назад +7

    “WOULD YOU LIKE A SUGGESTION WHERE TO STICK THIS LOG”
    “TINA!”
    “YOU HEARD ME.” 😂😂

  • @NattyBabesBudgets
    @NattyBabesBudgets Год назад +8

    “ I mean, why do you think I wear these shoes?”
    “Because you don’t care what you look like?” lmaoooo that would hurt my feelings so bad

  • @bando-kun842
    @bando-kun842 Год назад +6

    Angry unhinged Tina is ironically more terrifying than Louise at any level, and I don’t think anyone can see that… feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Год назад +12

    They may burn eachother but it's done with love

  • @avevee9708
    @avevee9708 Год назад +5

    Most of these are so simple, yet they zing so hard

  • @baconhair7393
    @baconhair7393 Год назад +15

    Tina is literally AFTER tammys roots

  • @animesubya
    @animesubya Месяц назад +2

    Tina's comebacks to Tammy are my favorite 😂

  • @henri3637
    @henri3637 Год назад +2

    "It also says 'no trash on the beach' Tammy sooooo what are we gonna do?"

  • @jessiierae
    @jessiierae Год назад +9

    It also says no trash on the beach tammy is by far my favourite insult 🤣

  • @jeroncollado
    @jeroncollado Год назад +5

    tina’s comeback at 1:20 will make me laugh forever

  • @thuslydude
    @thuslydude 6 месяцев назад +1

    2:29 has me rolling because it’s funny seeing Tina and Tammy kiiiinda getting along