Imagine being me, looking forward to this for weeks. Finding the perfect video. Remembering a funny cow video I saw on Discord and diggit it up. Managing to get in the first 64. Waiting patiently for your video. And what do I see in the second matchup? The same fucking cow but Coney liked that one slightly more. This is my Joker moment.
It was interesting watching live cause I’m used to the curated RUclips videos of good submissions for stuff like react wars and not witnessing Coney’s anger at bad submissions
When his chat doesn't listen to him and submits things that are the opposite of what he said to submit aintnoway. That poor albino bear being shipped back and forth because it kept on getting mistaken as a polar bear LOL. Deserves to win for that sad but very funny story.
Unfortunately, it's a fake story. The bear we see at the end was a circus bear that was kept in a small cage for many years. That's why he was so stunted. Thankfully, he was eventually rescued and given a proper enclosure to live with plenty of space, which is what we see at the end.
The alleged original story is a lot more depressing. iirc Joey was a circus bear that lived in a tiny cage, hence the noticeable hunchback, which thankfully was moved to a zoo.
Fun fact! Some of the white bears shown in the Joey video aren’t polar bears or albino! They’re a kind of brown bear called a Kermode which occasionally are born with white fur. Even though the effect is similar, it’s much more common than albanism, and is a totally different genetic mechanism.
Also, the sleepy, disheveled bear at the start is Chada! She’s a Himalayan Brown bear and I believe her coloration is due to her age and potentially the poor conditions she lived in while she was a circus bear (she’s been rescued now and is living in a shelter in Ukraine).
This format is weird because unlike the music ones once you watch the video once its less funny, I think having the contestants send in multiple videos to beat each other with humor would be a better way to gauge who i funnier. great video overall I like coney most of the time :)
If anyone can help, I’m trying to find the video at 13:19 with little luck, since fsr there’s no watermark and I can’t string the right words together to find it. Would appreciate any help if anyone knows the title
Joey the bear and the beavers gave me the best idea ever. Send beavers to Antarctica so they can build a huge ass dam that blocks the water from rising the global sea levels. How has no one ever thoughts of this before?!
The bear waking up is a completely different bear, one named Chada, and she is adorable and so cute (she loves to splash water); she is taken care of by White Rock Bear Shelter.
gonna be honest as someone who "watched the wholething!" more of this... if not react wars... i like it a lot. its like a yearly time capsule of memes.
React wars was what i looked forward to on your channel. I realize what happened, I just stopped coming by, but I think i was just waiting to see a react wars thumbnail in my recommended.
I refuse to believe anyone with a working brain actually believes the joey polar bear story to be real, the parachuting beaver thing is way funnier because it actually turned out to be a good idea
When one reaction series dies, another arises
reactboros
Facts
OMG ARISE LIKE SOLO LEVELING!!!
@4546Bean ARISE?
The Coney Phoenix
Imagine being me, looking forward to this for weeks. Finding the perfect video. Remembering a funny cow video I saw on Discord and diggit it up. Managing to get in the first 64. Waiting patiently for your video. And what do I see in the second matchup? The same fucking cow but Coney liked that one slightly more. This is my Joker moment.
LMAOOOO
You gotta enter the next one
That's *bullshit*
even MY pet crow would get mad at that
@@martrewski7321 AAAH
It was interesting watching live cause I’m used to the curated RUclips videos of good submissions for stuff like react wars and not witnessing Coney’s anger at bad submissions
Coney im almost certain cancelled last react wars with an episode left cause of how bad the submissions were
Wait can you give more context?
@Pikaclev Same I need a VOD link
@@dylansetright3359 if i remember right, he said he was gonna extend the season an extra episode but the last stream was so bad he said fuck that
@@daveytoowavey he called it the penultimate episode of the season at the start of the stream. Then never did the actual last episode
When his chat doesn't listen to him and submits things that are the opposite of what he said to submit aintnoway.
That poor albino bear being shipped back and forth because it kept on getting mistaken as a polar bear LOL.
Deserves to win for that sad but very funny story.
Unfortunately, it's a fake story. The bear we see at the end was a circus bear that was kept in a small cage for many years. That's why he was so stunted. Thankfully, he was eventually rescued and given a proper enclosure to live with plenty of space, which is what we see at the end.
Yeah I did some research cause the story felt weird. It's definitely fake.
Watching Joey the Albino Bear this stream had me in fucking tears. It's apparently a fake story but man what a great video
Im not sure if I'm happy or sad that it's fake. Like it would be really funny if it's true but so incredibly sad for Joey.
Fake or not the sheer audacity of the idea is so funny that paired with the video of it waking up from hibernation it DOESN'T matter
The alleged original story is a lot more depressing. iirc Joey was a circus bear that lived in a tiny cage, hence the noticeable hunchback, which thankfully was moved to a zoo.
"Even in times of peace, we still need funny movies to watch"
Couldn't have said it better myself Coney
one thing to make this series better would be to link to all the videos in the video in the description just so we can go to the original creator!
Tbf all the titles are th3re so it can't be that hard to search
homestuck
@@illfordit would still be a great addition. Sometimes you can search the exact title and RUclips still won’t show you the video
@@SlurpyTheDogplus a lot of them could be unlisted so linking them is def the best option
@@h__8792 Morgan Freeman True Emote
Fun fact! Some of the white bears shown in the Joey video aren’t polar bears or albino!
They’re a kind of brown bear called a Kermode which occasionally are born with white fur. Even though the effect is similar, it’s much more common than albanism, and is a totally different genetic mechanism.
Also, the sleepy, disheveled bear at the start is Chada!
She’s a Himalayan Brown bear and I believe her coloration is due to her age and potentially the poor conditions she lived in while she was a circus bear (she’s been rescued now and is living in a shelter in Ukraine).
Kermodes are black bears
@ You’re right! That was a mistake on my part. Thanks for the correction!
The habitful sponsorship expired and Coney was just so ashamed he did away with ratings as a whole.
I am convinced Coney will break into hysterical laughter at any loud or silly noise regardless of whether the content is actually funny.
Holy shit, the Comedy Bracket Tourney! The CBT!
The glasses guy's ult: "You wanna know what made me wear these glasses??" *takes glasses off and laserbeams you*
This is like the lovechild between React Wars and Wheel Champ and I'm all for it.
The best thing about the Anthony Hopkins one is the aspect ratio randomly changing mid-scene
This format is weird because unlike the music ones once you watch the video once its less funny, I think having the contestants send in multiple videos to beat each other with humor would be a better way to gauge who i funnier. great video overall I like coney most of the time :)
I still would’ve won I have so many locked and loaded lol
@@lukemagnotta7338lol
If anyone can help, I’m trying to find the video at 13:19 with little luck, since fsr there’s no watermark and I can’t string the right words together to find it. Would appreciate any help if anyone knows the title
Can’t believe this is the first time Coney’s seen sugar gay
10:11 I’m not even mad he called it a shiny I’m mad I didn’t think of it like that until now
React Wars III: The New Generation. Can't wait for next year when we get React Wars III: Second Impact
The most unrealistic part of that shaq video was that he made the free throw.
Joey doesn't even really look like a polar bear at all, the face shape is all different and he's not built like a polar bear either!
delightful outro, appreciate the effort, thanks
Aww Bruce made me realize how sweet cows are. They are like big weird dogs
9:50 lowkey crazy 😭
Looking forward to the future where we have enough react series to put them in their own battle royale
I’m ngl I watched this live and im shocked it got turned into a video lmao
My favourite segment was at 4:30 I literally couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂
hoopology was a great cameo, one of the best on this channel
Joey the bear and the beavers gave me the best idea ever. Send beavers to Antarctica so they can build a huge ass dam that blocks the water from rising the global sea levels.
How has no one ever thoughts of this before?!
The grand finals winner made me laugh for a solid 5 min
Haven't watched the video yet but the funniest video ever is simply "nakat mythra rant"
It's so good
Died didn’t he?
@DRANKWORLD ??
@alexemp6201 oh wrong one. Meant to reply to a post about what really happened to the polar bear. Sorry 😂
13:30 winter soldier ult
....ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
@ …AGAIN!
...AGAIN!
Uuhh-GAIN
As a British person ive seen Bruno for like 6 years now so seeing someone first time feels so weird now 😭
I liked the video so much! I sure am happy to be engaging with this creator in the comments section
Bro picked the world's saddest video as winner of his funniest video bracket AINTNOWAY
Shaq hitting both ft was the most unrealistic part of that vid
8:38 this shit a gabber beat
The Joey one was bear racism
The bear waking up is a completely different bear, one named Chada, and she is adorable and so cute (she loves to splash water); she is taken care of by White Rock Bear Shelter.
gonna be honest as someone who "watched the wholething!" more of this... if not react wars... i like it a lot. its like a yearly time capsule of memes.
WHAT coney has clay toad outro! Nice :')
The absolute funniest thing about this video being posted now is that Sergio Perez JUST got fired. Perfect timing there.
This stream was ASS ass, chatters are no longer funny smh
Does anyone know where the full vod for this video is?
I fact checked the polar bear story and I regret it, sometimes it's funnier to just believe bs
Love this!
yet another banger coney video.
React wars was what i looked forward to on your channel. I realize what happened, I just stopped coming by, but I think i was just waiting to see a react wars thumbnail in my recommended.
Coney of duty: React ops 6
Anybody know where I can find the VOD for this?
There are no wars, yet I must react
reacting is so back :')
FELLAS
The children cry out for modern bloodsport! WOO!
17:01 i know when I'm beat, that shit was fucking gold
Idk how this guy tolerates Bruce lol
I'll miss habitful 5s and "it's a 3"
the stream that finally killed react wars
31 views in a minute, bro rose up
Oh my god the albino bear story. Amazing
WE’RE SO BACK
Whats the name of the opening music???
Sergio Perez is a meme himself.
Although I'm very upset the Draymond Green highlights didn't at least make top 8, I have to say it was a good top 4
There goes my baby
bro did not a single professional see the bear? brown bears arent even shaped like polar bears wtf
I hate to be the one to tell you this but the whole Joey thing didn’t actually happen, it’s just a joke.
@ thank god
Least realistic thing in the basketball vid is Shaq sinking both frees
Gold not making it into this video is so sad
Did he edit out the Sugar Gay video? I watched it a few days ago and I feel like he showed the whole interaction, but now it’s not there
11:00, oh lord
Bruce appreciation post
I literally just found the video I was going to submit to React Wars and now I, RUclips viewer, find out it’s dead…
That’s it MODS send coney to the North Pole.
react wars 2: electric boogaloo
As a spooning Big Man I say CHIAOTZU SWEEP
Close enough, welcome back react wars
Why did the kid that Chuck Taylor scared look like pre pubescent Rowley
I really want to know how he felt about Hi Baby Girl
You'll never top react wars format. Wheelchamp and react royale are pale imitations.
RIP React Wars
Joey the bear is (luckily) just a fake
The Joey story is made up from whole cloth if anyone's curious. None of it happened whatsoever, it just started as a joke video
Good movie coney
8:52
Ngl, I'm amazed it went from "Huh, booba" into LMAO😂😂😂
holy shit 9:43 took me out
1:32 btw Sergio Perez was just fired from Red Bull’s F1 team cause he just sucks ass. He was great for PR tho, Mexican fans loved him
I’m gonna crumb
I just cookied.
DIRECTOR COGGER?
man i liked it
I refuse to believe anyone with a working brain actually believes the joey polar bear story to be real, the parachuting beaver thing is way funnier because it actually turned out to be a good idea
8:40 yeezus ass noise
Is Kirby Voice Acting in this Video?
Please Submit Kirby Voice Acting but real by JC Players
im so sad that joey's story is fake
Wait a minute, this isn't Wheelchamp
Trust me this react content is different
Poor Joey
My goat chuck taylor
Joey POV: m.ruclips.net/video/H_sJXNWG_bc/видео.html
Free my boy Vince you menace
fortnite OG making EVERYONE get back into battle royales goddamn
Someone's gotta submit potion seller soundtrack. Please someone who tunes into the streams submit it