It doesn't happen as often as the net makes you think. It would happen even less if it would actually rebound on these girls and earn them equal punishment.
@@o-mangaming5042 boy do I wish that would actually happen and you’re probably right he probably doesn’t happen as often as people think it does, but the fact that it happens at all still pisses me off
33:45 -Made a false accusation -Man faces legal charges because of it -Admitted to false accusation -No consequences levied against the actual guilty party Don't tell me there isn't a gender bias in the legal system. This is the biggest reality Millenial and zoomer men are learning, yet people are trying to say it's just "toxic masculinity" or "misogyny"
Just play the same game but against tthem. A bunch of boys get togethet and accuse every single girl of that group one after another of having harrassed and hurt little kids
Was this actually a true story, though. It might be true, don't get me wrong. But I can also see how people make these kinds of stories up to cause outrage. And that's kinda fucked up, in my humble opinion lol.
It doesn't forget. That's why I keep the tags on my towels. Tag side is for head, shoulders, and arms (simply because of the way I wrap it around myself when drying off) and the non-tag side is for everything else. I have to share a bathroom with another dude, and my roommates have almost always been pretty nasty. So I have little confidence in the cleanliness of the shower floor. :/
I love how Alana just straight up asks chat guy questions with ZERO hesitation or filter. Makes me wonder if she had a family with mostly bros where nobody gave a sht about filtering lol
SnugAlarm is the bridge to understanding that men and women are actually more similar than we originally thought. Research is still ongoing into the extent of similarity though.
its like 80% similar in temperament on average, but it varies from person to person, so even though most men and women are about as aggressive/disagreeable as each other (a typical male trait that is also a good predictor for ending up in prison) that 20% difference means ALL of the most aggressive people are male. So really we are very similar but that small difference leads to huge outliers among the fringes.
@Daniel-lg8yo I don't know anything about the statistics of that, but most of the women I know personally are also the most aggressive people I know, personally. But honestly, I think there are other factors involved that are significantly more impactful on aggression than gender. Like the emotional state of the household they were raised in, consumption of certain drugs, and who they surround themselves with. I think of genetics generally as the last reason for someone's character unless it's a medical related issue.
She didnt though, she got it wrong. The other rule is you have to use the urinal furthest away from the in use urinal. So when she said theres two she was incorrect. Theres only one acceptable urinal, the one on the far right. If she was mulan she would have been sussed out in seconds 🤣
Still.. You don't want to wipe your bottom and then wipe your face. Even clean that is weird. I have found it very weird that women do the towel turban after wiping their bottom... That is borderline gross
The advantage to the old style urinals was that, if there were two guys equidistant from each other and a third guy came in, the first two could just shuffle sideways to make room (it was a single big thing rather than a bunch of seperate ones).
Ah, the old piss troughs, I remember those from dirtbike speedway events my Dad used to take me to. I'm pretty sure that's what they used to make Bud Light.
18:23 "I found this in the depths of your memories" I'm about 95% sure that's the exact wooden playground I played in as a kid. It burned down and was replaced with a worse one. I remember trying to use that weird rubber bridge as a trampoline. It was not very bouncy.
Did you grow up in Florida? Cause I swear I regularly went to this exact same park as a kid, lol. I guess this design was popular all over the place for such a seemingly niche thing to pop up and be so instantly recognized by so many people.
@@TechxGuyxJames I grew up in the Sacramento area. After looking into it a bit more, I can see some differences from what I remember, so it's not the same one. I wonder who was behind these though. It can't be a coincidence that they're all so similar.
Nah, it's fine so long as you're not closer to the other guy than you are to the wall. No need to jam yourself up against the wall if there's space not to.
@laurencefraser but you wanna be considerate to whoever else might come in. If you are up against the wall, then you can at least give some space for someone to come in without being crowded.
Well technically the answer is two because there are 2 safe ones available to use, but realistically it absolutely is only 1. Only one more person will fit on that wall since someone was inconsiderate enough to not use an end urinal.
Depends on how crowded the space is, but in this scenario, it looks like an mostly empty toilet, so ye.. Also no guy will ever pick the second from left. You always occupy the corners. Amateurs XD
Referred to medically as post-orgasmic pain syndrome (POPS), semen cramps characterize the painful response that some men encounter post-ejaculation. From a medical perspective, “sperm cramps” denotes a condition known as testicular pain or discomfort, typically emerging after ejaculation.
i have the other pain problem after ejaculation. sphincter doesn't close all the way so I get small backflow of semen into the urethra sphincter which then fools the bio-chemical trigger which tells me 'you have to piss and now'. And of course I don't but.. can't shake the feeling till you piss a few times and flush out the semen backflow. Longest time I thought I had some std... nope just a weak little sphincter up there. *sigh* Gotta love genetics.
When peeing in the toilet, it also depends if there is something solid to shoot. It is the enemy and the orbital laser cannon must annihlate the threat
33:45 this is genuinely one of the reason why guys don't instantly believe women when they say they're victims of AS. This shit happens all the time, and the consequences for women who lie about it are basically nonexistent
when it comes to the nearly identical color ones it doesnt matter to a guy because even if we notice it is a different shade, once one color is out of the picture they become the same color. we could choose one and if you wear the other, we will never ever know. you can switch between different shades of red lipstick every day for a month and we will think that its the same one everyday.
There's actually a scientific reason for it. On average: men have fewer nerves in our eyes dedicated to detecting and identifying colors, so it's like measuring two things of similar length with a ruler that doesn't have the 16ths of an inch (or only has the fifth millimeter) marked. You can tell that they're roughly the same size, but you can't really tell which is longer unless you hold them side by side. You could also explain it as us essentially having a "low contrast" filter on everything we see. This is also why "color blindness" is, essentially, unique to men. Even if a woman had the same level of deficiency in her nerves; it would only put her on par with the average man.
@@tylerdoss7644 to be fair; it’s actually a trade off. Colorblindness often comes with advantages like improved low-light vision, improved ability to see textures, and better spatial awareness.
@@XDarkEcho most i've ever done was like 10 in a row. i was a demon that night, utterly shameful behavior😣😞 the pain i felt in my D was something else though, absolutely not worth it at all. i was shooting nothing and feeling no pleasure, i really don't know what possessed me to keep going, i was just unnaturally horny for like no reason.
You can see a line where he most likely filled it with concrete. I wouldnt be surprised if the weights leaning on the bucket are there because the concrete wasnt enough of a counterweight
@@jasperzanovich2504no there aren't, there are 2 places where you won't be adjacent to the first person. But everyone knows that the only real option is the furthest away and in this case the far right
19:30 or in a different scenario, you’ve got the money and were going to pay, but she INSISTS on paying. So your only choice is to stand to the side, stand next to her, or stand next to her and hold her
yeah I wouldn't mind sharing space with a gorilla.. just don't look him in the eye and move if he wants to sit where you're sitting. They are pretty docile. It's chimps you have to really watch, they will literally rip your face off because they are pissed.
20:50 the water one is me. The only reason I don't drink the rest is because I was a picky little shit and didn't let society trick me into drinking something that tastes like shit for the first 100 times you drink it. Also cigaretes.
I'm a water/milk/juice guy myself. Don't trust my depressed ass with alcohol, not fond of energy drinks, and I have yet to find a tea or coffee blend that I can stand. People at work always leave the carafe on the burner and it chars and fills the room with burnt coffee smell, so I've just come to associate coffee with that scent and it really doesn't do it for me.
I don't like how alcoholic drinks taste, I don't like the idea of actively imparting my own senses and rationality, and my family has had a history of alcoholism. So I have the trifecta of abstaining from it.
Oh Alana.....Black Mamba can crawl faster than most people can run and have the nickname of "The 100 Step Snake" because if you're bitten, you'll feel the effects of the venom by the time you take 100 steps. You can hide from a gorilla, not a 10' long danger noodle😂
Ironically yellow pillows end up being the most fluffiest and coldest pillows you will ever exp. And all it takes is many stains from drool, oils, etc. lol
Random wumin: ¹"if men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid." Chads with memelord shxtpost energy: ²👹 ³"you're absolutely right." Also, Chads with memelord shxtpost energy: [spams iconic anime super attack gifs, 'women' character & txt:¹ men character:² men txt:³ women character: 'Aqua-chan existential horror face']
Not entirely, it attempted to address a serious and widespread issue but it mutated out of control as it was hijacked by people who wanted to be a part of something bigger to get back at people they felt wronged by or simply disliked. It became like the Early-Modern Witch Craze though not nearly so bad.
@@matthewrawlings1284 There are far more than just two offenders, they're simply the famous guys because of the nature of their industry and the fame of Weinstein's victims.
0:11 i literally have this exact thing with an organist at my church, he lets me play on the organ and we’ve never asked names 3:13 ew, having 2 towels? If you washed good it shouldn’t matter 6:40 BE AN ADDICT??? CHILDREN? 8:46 never got one never wanna know 13:27 im a guy but, you can tell that lavender on the left, IM KIDDING ik they are a different color tho, but finding stuff in pantrey/fridge, yall, def moms just snap things in 14:05 C5- lower B5, for lower sound profile 15:21 fu-, hit me hard there 15:54 OGB combined 16:38 STOP😭 19:49 too subjective, either or 21:43 i cant stop dying, the reaction is priceless 22:38 HE GAINED WILL? 32:09 Men being responsible???
For the toilet coordinates sometimes my shaft gets stuck to my balls which causes the aim to be on the seat or on the floor which is always infuriating
31:18 Oh my god of all maps to show, Need for Speed Underground 2?! The nostalgia is real, whoever made that one is a chad. (It's the one on the top right, and the most memorable part for me was the little double hump on the top left of the map; I drove a Miata and it felt like I could gain minutes on the AI geting those corners right XD)
10:59 No, he's correct. There are two options, but only one of them can be used. As soon as one is chosen, the available choices become zero. That means that in reality only one is actually available. You can prove this by considering if two guys entered at the same time. Only one of them could use a space.
Number 4 is the correct choice. Here's my reasoning: If 5 is picked, the next man has to make an awkward decision on which man he needs to stand next to. If 4 is chosen, urinal 3 becomes neutral territory, if he so chooses. Leaving only options 1 and 5 to consider.
@@lostwoodsstudios8270 The correct choice is the urinal on the far right, the furthest from the active urinal. Future participants dont factor into the equation
there are still two to use, until one is used. so your argument is moot. You're speaking 'after one is chosen' and that wasn't the question. The question is, how many choices does the first man have' and yes he has two.. the second man will have zero options but that wasn't the issue.
10:27 If there is a guy at the 2nd urinal from the left, the proper thing to do is take the one on the far right, then look back at the third guy behind you, and declare "checkmate".
First one is accurate as hell, just say "dude" in the direction of the person you want to talk to and you'll get a response every time. I also put food away in the pot I cooked it in.
10:40 Hey Alana. Let me explain the logic behind that. Usually we expect 4 and 5 to be available to use. But if we pick the one furthermost to the right (5), there is a chance someone picks the one left of us (4). Causing us to be stuck very close to another dude until we are done. So someone should pick nr 2, then nr 4, keeping 1, 3 and 5 empty.
I get it's a meme, but no normal guy takes the time to think about this. It's pretty simple. Don't pick a urinal next to another guy if you can help it, but don't get bent out of shape if there's no non-adjacent urinals available. Do your business, and be on your way.
Explaining how I deal with emotions is hard to explain. When I was a teenager I saw feelings as an obstacle I have to get over and move on, no matter how big it is. However, this resulted in me getting disensitized to a large degree but I quickly fixed that by simply being polite and/or respectful. People that get to me are my sister and mother because they know what buttons to push (my father does too, but he does not do it because he has similar buttons and he sympathizes with me), but people that want to be in my personal life in spite of me acting cold, cynical and distant (I have an avoidant personality) never left my life or told me they regret knowing me. I have a cold way of showing that I care. Like, you feel tired and had a bad day, but you have to iron your clothes the next day, and dont feel like eating anything when you wake up or it is your turn to take out the trash, do the dishes. You will find all that done the next day, breakfast done (bountiful, to be well fed, that makes you feel better). You wont hear from me encouraging words or give you a hug, but I will lift as much burden that does not involve feelings as possible. All the girls I have met find this a major turn off but this is a double edged sword. This tells me that they are spoiled and never had to take care of themselves, never had to use a washing machine, iron clothes, do chores (generally), and do no realize how good it feels to have someone do them in your stead when you feel down, or to have your apartment/house in order and clean. These are little things that, as a whole, make you feel better in the long run. Its a thing you dont realize you have untill it is gone.
Nope, there is only 1 urinal available to use because proper etiquette is to be as far as possible from the other guy. Even if he technically broke etiquette first by not choosing an end cap. Basically goes end caps first, middle if desperate, then death by urinary tract infection before using the others.
33:44 something similar happened to me in Elementary- I was seen as (and to a lesser extent was) a weird kid so either people stayed away from me or only interacted with me as a joke (besides a small group of friends) and so when ppl did involve me I played it up sometimes and got into goofy "scary" characters especially in games like tag- one day a group of girls came up to me at recess and told me to "chase them". Obviously feeling awkward at such a strange request I didn't and continued whatever I was doing and tried to ignore them and their threats to "tell the teachers on me" for what I had no clue. 'round 15 minutes later one of the teachers watching over recess lead me back into the building where I had to wait for the guidance counselor to arrive. Found out they apparently claimed I "threatened to harm them and touch them". Thankfully even tho the counselor didn't believe me she took me to the principle which was a cool guy I had some repour with. After talking for a bit he eventually believed me and let me off with a warning but papers were still sent to my mom about the entire situation and I got suspended for the rest of the day until she could come pick me up, but never rlly heard about it again after that. What did suck is I later had to sit alone next to one of the girls through out middle school in health class of all things.
11:30 "guys fridges look like this and they don't see an issue." Nope. Milk, eggs, beer, and energy drink. That's exactly what's in mine right now! and it's cheap.
3:06 My logic stands superior. After your shower, you are clean. Your body is clean. Your towel should also be clean. If it is not, you didn't shower and are lying to yourself. In short, one towel is good.
1:21 - As a guy, I can confirm that this IS illegal-IF there are no divider walls. If the urinals are separated by divider walls, you’re good; just don’t look over the top of them.
20:47 I'm between all of em...since I drink coffe in the Morning before the work,then drink some energy during the break,to keep me going,then water for the rest of the day and on off days a cold beer or two,because I kinda like having something to relax with after a whole week of work,without gettin' much drunk,since the small buzz is enough to just make me kinda happy while listening to music so I can continue working the next week,since I basically work 5 days a week from 9-5 with only Sundays being guaranteed,whilst the 6th day's always changing,depending on the people needed😂❤
After awhile up to 30% of a pillow's weight can be made up of dust mites and dead skin cells. Old bed pillows eventually yellow due to a build-up of moisture from sweat, oil, drool, wet hair and even skincare products. Dust mites are heavy, damn.
26:38 Cue Neil Patrick Harris: That was a _bad move_ Sherbotsky. I probably woulda done it just to have it happen, got dumped the next day, and been like, "worth it." xD
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It pisses me off to no end, when women accuse a guy falsely of sexual assault, and then ruin his life just because they can
It also sets a shitty standard for women who actually get sexually assaulted
Unfortunately society might reach a point where false allegations become real because the accused will be treated as guilty either way.
It doesn't happen as often as the net makes you think. It would happen even less if it would actually rebound on these girls and earn them equal punishment.
@@o-mangaming5042 boy do I wish that would actually happen and you’re probably right he probably doesn’t happen as often as people think it does, but the fact that it happens at all still pisses me off
@@sailaway30 Agreed.
33:45
-Made a false accusation
-Man faces legal charges because of it
-Admitted to false accusation
-No consequences levied against the actual guilty party
Don't tell me there isn't a gender bias in the legal system. This is the biggest reality Millenial and zoomer men are learning, yet people are trying to say it's just "toxic masculinity" or "misogyny"
No shit there's a gender bias in legal matters. Look at custody battles.
@@hippiedude2232 oh trust me, I'm very much aware
Just play the same game but against tthem. A bunch of boys get togethet and accuse every single girl of that group one after another of having harrassed and hurt little kids
Men need to permanently silence said accusers until the rest learn
Was this actually a true story, though. It might be true, don't get me wrong. But I can also see how people make these kinds of stories up to cause outrage. And that's kinda fucked up, in my humble opinion lol.
SmugAlana: That assumes that the towel has sentience.
Sentient Towels: Ah man, I'm so high right now, I forgot if I wiped butt or face.
" I didn't know chickens wore suspenders..." 😂
“Towelie, you’re the worst character ever”
“I know…”
Towlie: am i joke to you?
It doesn't forget. That's why I keep the tags on my towels. Tag side is for head, shoulders, and arms (simply because of the way I wrap it around myself when drying off) and the non-tag side is for everything else. I have to share a bathroom with another dude, and my roommates have almost always been pretty nasty. So I have little confidence in the cleanliness of the shower floor. :/
But isn't the whole point of taking a shower that your face and butt will be equally clean?
I love how Alana just straight up asks chat guy questions with ZERO hesitation or filter. Makes me wonder if she had a family with mostly bros where nobody gave a sht about filtering lol
One of the other videos she said she has an older brother and dad
SnugAlarm is the bridge to understanding that men and women are actually more similar than we originally thought. Research is still ongoing into the extent of similarity though.
Alana/Dadvocate collab when
@@ClokworkGremlin Unironically want to see that. Or Alana reacting to her tips. Would make for good content since the Dadvocate is funny.
its like 80% similar in temperament on average, but it varies from person to person, so even though most men and women are about as aggressive/disagreeable as each other (a typical male trait that is also a good predictor for ending up in prison) that 20% difference means ALL of the most aggressive people are male. So really we are very similar but that small difference leads to huge outliers among the fringes.
@@wherethetatosat Reacting to a Dadvocate video seems fairly easy to arrange.
@Daniel-lg8yo I don't know anything about the statistics of that, but most of the women I know personally are also the most aggressive people I know, personally.
But honestly, I think there are other factors involved that are significantly more impactful on aggression than gender. Like the emotional state of the household they were raised in, consumption of certain drugs, and who they surround themselves with. I think of genetics generally as the last reason for someone's character unless it's a medical related issue.
Who else here thinks being a guy is awesome 🙋
Yeah, but I wish I could wear cute clothes without looking ridiculous. Girls get the lion’s share of fashion.
There are times when I'm proud of being a guy because I'm able to have good times.
But there are times when I regret it.
Lmfao
Eh. Being a guy is only good if you're at least average looking and neurotypical. If not, I'd rather not be born tbh.
TUTEL
I felt like a proud father watching Alana understand men's urinal etiquette.
She didnt though, she got it wrong. The other rule is you have to use the urinal furthest away from the in use urinal. So when she said theres two she was incorrect. Theres only one acceptable urinal, the one on the far right. If she was mulan she would have been sussed out in seconds 🤣
@@charg1nmalaz0r51 im a guy and I didn't know that second rule
There's an imposter among us @@SirNobleIZH
Alana working out the pringles can and sponges in her mind is the funniest thing Ive seen all week!!😂😂😂
I thought he was making a cool gun to go pew pew 😔
I thought he was making a DIY 'robot' hand
@@gary_something_else6417it might not pew, but it’s definitely going to shoot
I laughed so hard I got light headed.
I still don't get it.
3:10: I mean you just showered. You are clean. So why would it matter?
Are towels supposed to go "clunk?"
Your towel will judge you
Still.. You don't want to wipe your bottom and then wipe your face. Even clean that is weird. I have found it very weird that women do the towel turban after wiping their bottom... That is borderline gross
@@thefonz8373 They generally use separate towels for hair and body.
I have to use a shared bathroom, I have little confidence in the cleanliness of my shower floor.
“Why do you have a serial killer dog, I mean dog, I mean puppy” Alana.exe stopped fckin working god damn
Never did make it to 'doll'
The advantage to the old style urinals was that, if there were two guys equidistant from each other and a third guy came in, the first two could just shuffle sideways to make room (it was a single big thing rather than a bunch of seperate ones).
Ah, the old piss troughs, I remember those from dirtbike speedway events my Dad used to take me to.
I'm pretty sure that's what they used to make Bud Light.
I've never seen a piss trough that wasn't a nasty cesspool. Then again, I've only seen them in army latrines...
@@therogueadmiralEh, unless it has a source of water flowing toward the drain, they're nasty
@@therogueadmiral The ones we had in school were always fine.
Had those in my middle and high school. We always kept the flush valve 1/4 open to let a trickle flow.
0:17 Alana, the point here is that you _used_ to do this, whereas we men still _continue_ to do it.
Now women do other very questionable shit
My sister still does it and she's a high school senior. She and I do most everything together so I've had some influence for sure.
@@wastrelperv I know that "high school senior" sounds mature, but it's really not. She's still a child.
It wasn't a nerf god gave nutting a cooldown so that men would not spontaneously die of dehydration as soon as they hit puberty.
Person: “Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?”
Me: *Listening to Godsmack because Truth just started playing*
"It's not that deep!!!"
Me: "That's what she said. Hahaha!"
18:23 "I found this in the depths of your memories"
I'm about 95% sure that's the exact wooden playground I played in as a kid. It burned down and was replaced with a worse one.
I remember trying to use that weird rubber bridge as a trampoline. It was not very bouncy.
I've seen a park like just with out the rubber thing
Did you grow up in Florida? Cause I swear I regularly went to this exact same park as a kid, lol. I guess this design was popular all over the place for such a seemingly niche thing to pop up and be so instantly recognized by so many people.
@@TechxGuyxJames one is in michigan
You too?
@@TechxGuyxJames I grew up in the Sacramento area. After looking into it a bit more, I can see some differences from what I remember, so it's not the same one.
I wonder who was behind these though. It can't be a coincidence that they're all so similar.
For the urinal math question the answer is 1 because If there is someone else at the urinals you have to go to the one furthest away. Maximum space
Nah, it's fine so long as you're not closer to the other guy than you are to the wall. No need to jam yourself up against the wall if there's space not to.
@laurencefraser but you wanna be considerate to whoever else might come in. If you are up against the wall, then you can at least give some space for someone to come in without being crowded.
@@laurencefraser It's not jamming yourself against the wall, its reducing the odds the third person is next to me.
Well technically the answer is two because there are 2 safe ones available to use, but realistically it absolutely is only 1. Only one more person will fit on that wall since someone was inconsiderate enough to not use an end urinal.
Depends on how crowded the space is, but in this scenario, it looks like an mostly empty toilet, so ye.. Also no guy will ever pick the second from left. You always occupy the corners. Amateurs XD
Referred to medically as post-orgasmic pain syndrome (POPS), semen cramps characterize the painful response that some men encounter post-ejaculation. From a medical perspective, “sperm cramps” denotes a condition known as testicular pain or discomfort, typically emerging after ejaculation.
i have the other pain problem after ejaculation.
sphincter doesn't close all the way so I get small backflow of semen into the urethra sphincter which then fools the bio-chemical trigger which tells me 'you have to piss and now'. And of course I don't but.. can't shake the feeling till you piss a few times and flush out the semen backflow. Longest time I thought I had some std... nope just a weak little sphincter up there. *sigh* Gotta love genetics.
When peeing in the toilet, it also depends if there is something solid to shoot. It is the enemy and the orbital laser cannon must annihlate the threat
Especially a bug I threw in there.
@@wastrelperv I learned by throwing a single Cheerio in the toilet and aiming for it as a toddler, I have great aim as an adult!
@@JustChillin-el9wt Commendable but raining disdain upon bugs teaches a young man patriotic values. I'm doing my part.
@@wastrelperv Be the future Starship Trooper you were meant to be and hose those bugs down!🫡
Post-nut Dizziness is the best thing in the world. Its like you suddenly become drunk from gooning
33:45 this is genuinely one of the reason why guys don't instantly believe women when they say they're victims of AS. This shit happens all the time, and the consequences for women who lie about it are basically nonexistent
Idk why… but I’m addicted to the little gremlin beginning noise with the matching foxo dancing
Ditto, it's something to do with the softness of her voice matching the pitch of the song😂
It’s a fun little song from ffxiv!
It's called Pa-Paya. FFXIV OST PA-PAYA on youtube.
I can't get over the absolute cuteness of the ears.
21:35 The moment of realization is priceless!
Yes
When I was 8 or 9, I found a stick of bamboo in my basement and pretended it was a sword. Sometimes the best toys are the ones you don’t have to buy.
21:15 It took her WAY longer than I expected :V
21:35 Moment of realization. LMAO
It took me few moments too.😅😅
I never understood why you wouldn't just order an onahole online. Is that not a thing in the US?
@@jasperzanovich2504they are, but thats what they do in prison
@@jasperzanovich2504 A lot of them are afraid that someone will see their order history or bring the box to them when it arrives.
when it comes to the nearly identical color ones it doesnt matter to a guy because even if we notice it is a different shade, once one color is out of the picture they become the same color. we could choose one and if you wear the other, we will never ever know. you can switch between different shades of red lipstick every day for a month and we will think that its the same one everyday.
There's actually a scientific reason for it. On average: men have fewer nerves in our eyes dedicated to detecting and identifying colors, so it's like measuring two things of similar length with a ruler that doesn't have the 16ths of an inch (or only has the fifth millimeter) marked. You can tell that they're roughly the same size, but you can't really tell which is longer unless you hold them side by side. You could also explain it as us essentially having a "low contrast" filter on everything we see.
This is also why "color blindness" is, essentially, unique to men. Even if a woman had the same level of deficiency in her nerves; it would only put her on par with the average man.
@rolandswift4311 man it really does suck being a guy
@@tylerdoss7644 to be fair; it’s actually a trade off.
Colorblindness often comes with advantages like improved low-light vision, improved ability to see textures, and better spatial awareness.
"You don't have a ball towel?!?" She says...
No.
Her question implies that women have pussy towels. We have learnt more useless information today.
I mean, I do. It just happens to also be my face towel.
@@ClokworkGremlin Exactly. I just showered. I am Clean and scrubbed. My face is probably dirtier than my balls.
Yall, showering with just 1 towel?
@@bryantprak7129 Yea?
Sperm cramps is most definitely a real thing lmao. We're not supposed to "pop" off multiple times in a short amount of time. It sucks lmao
Oh is THAT what the term for that is?
I thought that was just the punishment for ignoring your nut cooldown. Refractory Periods are a thing.
Pain is just weakness leaving the body
I mean...I'm usually good after 1-2 times, but if I'm really feeling the heat I'll go for a 3rd time, but that's it lol.
@@XDarkEcho most i've ever done was like 10 in a row. i was a demon that night, utterly shameful behavior😣😞 the pain i felt in my D was something else though, absolutely not worth it at all. i was shooting nothing and feeling no pleasure, i really don't know what possessed me to keep going, i was just unnaturally horny for like no reason.
@@oscardalmatiner8724 - marines
14:33 YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!
E5 makes water shoot at you. you have to aim to E2 or E3
It absolutely does not
@@TheReaverOfDarknessLack of pressure in urine flow? Not for me
@@arin2815 maybe I just have more water than that in my toilet
F8. I like to make a little whirlpool 😀
the only thing wrong with the home depot set up is that it doesn't seem to have a stable enough base, but that's an easy enough fix
Might be glued together with wood glue...or he may have poured them in concrete and let it harden first
@@numba1gear yeah I was thinking he did the concrete thing. I'm just thinking that with the weights it could still get a bit top heavy
You can see a line where he most likely filled it with concrete. I wouldnt be surprised if the weights leaning on the bucket are there because the concrete wasnt enough of a counterweight
The funny thing about that toilet chart thing, they failed to calculate whether it's a single stream double stream for the crazy triple stream😅
i had the triple stream after a night of drinking.. I think I rubbed one off not sure.. then the wakeup, morning after hangover piss.. was just epic.
Never pee directly into the water, WAYYYY to loud... have to hit the silencer portion of the bowl.
8:28. its guaranteed that the guy who put the green weights next to the bed mumbled to himself with pride... "ha, it's a race car"
answer to the question 10:40 is 1. iff you use urinal number 4 then number 5 is unusable, same if you use number 5 then number 4 is unnusable.
There are still two options for the second person.
THe question needs to be asked better.
@@jasperzanovich2504no there aren't, there are 2 places where you won't be adjacent to the first person. But everyone knows that the only real option is the furthest away and in this case the far right
19:30 or in a different scenario, you’ve got the money and were going to pay, but she INSISTS on paying. So your only choice is to stand to the side, stand next to her, or stand next to her and hold her
21:35
When woman learns she can be replaced with a Pringles can.
21:32 that pause before she realized. Gold!
I see the issue with the room, he's missing a spotter. Unless he doesn't care if his neck gets crushed.
For those who don't know, a 12KG cheese wheel costs between 160-250 bucks
The one guy probably also thinks that they can't get pregnant on top because gravity would pull the swimers down
24:30 the gorilla, if hes mad its over quick, if not I return to monke
but it's easy not to piss off one of those. Just move if he wants you to move and don't stare at him. He'll be happy eating leaves.
Women who suck at comunication are a pain indeed.
Worse would be pee in his urinal.
Gorilla is kind of passive unless you don't appear submissive.
yeah I wouldn't mind sharing space with a gorilla.. just don't look him in the eye and move if he wants to sit where you're sitting. They are pretty docile. It's chimps you have to really watch, they will literally rip your face off because they are pissed.
I mean the question is valid. If the gorilla isn't particularly pissed at you, he'd just roam the mall really confused and hang out there for a while.
Sperm cramps are real, there like a period, It ruins the best part of your day.
Not all guys have the debuff. Some of us can just keep going, no time in between.
lies
20:50 the water one is me. The only reason I don't drink the rest is because I was a picky little shit and didn't let society trick me into drinking something that tastes like shit for the first 100 times you drink it. Also cigaretes.
I'm a water/milk/juice guy myself. Don't trust my depressed ass with alcohol, not fond of energy drinks, and I have yet to find a tea or coffee blend that I can stand. People at work always leave the carafe on the burner and it chars and fills the room with burnt coffee smell, so I've just come to associate coffee with that scent and it really doesn't do it for me.
I don't like how alcoholic drinks taste, I don't like the idea of actively imparting my own senses and rationality, and my family has had a history of alcoholism.
So I have the trifecta of abstaining from it.
Oh Alana.....Black Mamba can crawl faster than most people can run and have the nickname of "The 100 Step Snake" because if you're bitten, you'll feel the effects of the venom by the time you take 100 steps. You can hide from a gorilla, not a 10' long danger noodle😂
Hide from one of the most intelligent animals on the planet?
Female neuvilette isn't real she can't hurt you
Female neuvilette:
20:34 Ha, not me. I drink nothing but Dr. Pepper.
Because I have enough heart problems to drink energy drinks and too much coffee makes my tummy hort
Ironically yellow pillows end up being the most fluffiest and coldest pillows you will ever exp.
And all it takes is many stains from drool, oils, etc. lol
Random wumin: ¹"if men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid."
Chads with memelord shxtpost energy: ²👹 ³"you're absolutely right."
Also, Chads with memelord shxtpost energy:
[spams iconic anime super attack gifs, 'women' character & txt:¹ men character:² men txt:³ women character: 'Aqua-chan existential horror face']
I'm 40% coffee, 40% water, 21% Beer
22:32 is like the first time ive ever heard this dude genuinely angry. Based
Matt Haig: Let's not man up, let's not tough it out
Memes guy: Walk it off
“MeToo” was a mistake to allow to take root.
Not entirely, it attempted to address a serious and widespread issue but it mutated out of control as it was hijacked by people who wanted to be a part of something bigger to get back at people they felt wronged by or simply disliked. It became like the Early-Modern Witch Craze though not nearly so bad.
With the exception of Harvy Weinstein and Bill Cosby I agree.
It's like feminism. It's a good principle, started with a great intention. But certain people turned those things into twisted parodies of themselves.
@@Mediados except feminism comes out of transgressive 19th century occultism and proto-communist thought...
MeToo was much more legitimate at the root
@@matthewrawlings1284 There are far more than just two offenders, they're simply the famous guys because of the nature of their industry and the fame of Weinstein's victims.
The pillow gets yellow because of sebum, the oily substance that protects your skin from drying out. Not old drool xD
True homies pee holding hands
Go a step further beyond. Ghost Buster with your favorite boy friend.
Knights of the Round Urinal.
@cutedoggo5710
Dude that's too close. Maximum urinal width brother.
Are you even bros if you don’t aim assist the homies?
@@DemonicafroJB the only one to spit facts here, if you dont hold your homie pp whole he pees you are not a real one.
10:59 she knows lads we're in trouble
6:00 that's why they are so miserable and want you to join them to be miserable too lol
Misery loves company, after all.
0:11 i literally have this exact thing with an organist at my church, he lets me play on the organ and we’ve never asked names
3:13 ew, having 2 towels? If you washed good it shouldn’t matter
6:40 BE AN ADDICT??? CHILDREN?
8:46 never got one never wanna know
13:27 im a guy but, you can tell that lavender on the left, IM KIDDING ik they are a different color tho, but finding stuff in pantrey/fridge, yall, def moms just snap things in
14:05 C5- lower B5, for lower sound profile
15:21 fu-, hit me hard there
15:54 OGB combined
16:38 STOP😭
19:49 too subjective, either or
21:43 i cant stop dying, the reaction is priceless
22:38 HE GAINED WILL?
32:09 Men being responsible???
For the toilet coordinates sometimes my shaft gets stuck to my balls which causes the aim to be on the seat or on the floor which is always infuriating
or it forks into two or three streams that go in wildly different directions
"I need to reach that tree before that car or I'll die." LMFAOOOOOOOOO The random shit we think in our heads while doing mundane things.
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31:18 Oh my god of all maps to show, Need for Speed Underground 2?! The nostalgia is real, whoever made that one is a chad. (It's the one on the top right, and the most memorable part for me was the little double hump on the top left of the map; I drove a Miata and it felt like I could gain minutes on the AI geting those corners right XD)
Men be like hey guys i guess that's it
27:18
Pierced my heart...there actually people out there I could fall in love with again.
(Not trying to hit on you, I mean it totally respectful
10:59 No, he's correct. There are two options, but only one of them can be used. As soon as one is chosen, the available choices become zero. That means that in reality only one is actually available. You can prove this by considering if two guys entered at the same time. Only one of them could use a space.
Number 4 is the correct choice. Here's my reasoning: If 5 is picked, the next man has to make an awkward decision on which man he needs to stand next to. If 4 is chosen, urinal 3 becomes neutral territory, if he so chooses. Leaving only options 1 and 5 to consider.
@@lostwoodsstudios8270 The correct choice is the urinal on the far right, the furthest from the active urinal. Future participants dont factor into the equation
there are still two to use, until one is used. so your argument is moot. You're speaking 'after one is chosen' and that wasn't the question. The question is, how many choices does the first man have' and yes he has two.. the second man will have zero options but that wasn't the issue.
Omg that pringles can got me LOL. I was just sitting here like "Wait... wait for it!"
HAYA PAPAYA ALANA 🇷🇺
Slava Ukraini
10:27 If there is a guy at the 2nd urinal from the left, the proper thing to do is take the one on the far right, then look back at the third guy behind you, and declare "checkmate".
1:15 sadly yes
First one is accurate as hell, just say "dude" in the direction of the person you want to talk to and you'll get a response every time.
I also put food away in the pot I cooked it in.
10:40 Hey Alana. Let me explain the logic behind that. Usually we expect 4 and 5 to be available to use. But if we pick the one furthermost to the right (5), there is a chance someone picks the one left of us (4). Causing us to be stuck very close to another dude until we are done. So someone should pick nr 2, then nr 4, keeping 1, 3 and 5 empty.
I get it's a meme, but no normal guy takes the time to think about this. It's pretty simple. Don't pick a urinal next to another guy if you can help it, but don't get bent out of shape if there's no non-adjacent urinals available. Do your business, and be on your way.
Actually, it’s better if they use urinals 1,3,and 5.
@@Verasoul I do though
@@Verasoul When you get some creepy guy going to the booth right beside you and taking a look at your d**k you will think about this stuff a bit more.
@@Mr._Pancakes Pro-tip: if possible, just use a stall. It becomes a non-issue since there's walls between everyone anyway.
Explaining how I deal with emotions is hard to explain.
When I was a teenager I saw feelings as an obstacle I have to get over and move on, no matter how big it is. However, this resulted in me getting disensitized to a large degree but I quickly fixed that by simply being polite and/or respectful. People that get to me are my sister and mother because they know what buttons to push (my father does too, but he does not do it because he has similar buttons and he sympathizes with me), but people that want to be in my personal life in spite of me acting cold, cynical and distant (I have an avoidant personality) never left my life or told me they regret knowing me. I have a cold way of showing that I care. Like, you feel tired and had a bad day, but you have to iron your clothes the next day, and dont feel like eating anything when you wake up or it is your turn to take out the trash, do the dishes. You will find all that done the next day, breakfast done (bountiful, to be well fed, that makes you feel better). You wont hear from me encouraging words or give you a hug, but I will lift as much burden that does not involve feelings as possible.
All the girls I have met find this a major turn off but this is a double edged sword. This tells me that they are spoiled and never had to take care of themselves, never had to use a washing machine, iron clothes, do chores (generally), and do no realize how good it feels to have someone do them in your stead when you feel down, or to have your apartment/house in order and clean. These are little things that, as a whole, make you feel better in the long run. Its a thing you dont realize you have untill it is gone.
Nope, there is only 1 urinal available to use because proper etiquette is to be as far as possible from the other guy.
Even if he technically broke etiquette first by not choosing an end cap.
Basically goes end caps first, middle if desperate, then death by urinary tract infection before using the others.
I love the fact that her reactions are mostly just being quiet and aware, be it upset or surprised.
Smug First
the correct way to drink Canada Dry.. is while on a pogo stick!
18:22 omg what have you done!!! Why have you unlocked this?!!! The memories!!
33:44 something similar happened to me in Elementary- I was seen as (and to a lesser extent was) a weird kid so either people stayed away from me or only interacted with me as a joke (besides a small group of friends) and so when ppl did involve me I played it up sometimes and got into goofy "scary" characters especially in games like tag- one day a group of girls came up to me at recess and told me to "chase them". Obviously feeling awkward at such a strange request I didn't and continued whatever I was doing and tried to ignore them and their threats to "tell the teachers on me" for what I had no clue. 'round 15 minutes later one of the teachers watching over recess lead me back into the building where I had to wait for the guidance counselor to arrive. Found out they apparently claimed I "threatened to harm them and touch them". Thankfully even tho the counselor didn't believe me she took me to the principle which was a cool guy I had some repour with. After talking for a bit he eventually believed me and let me off with a warning but papers were still sent to my mom about the entire situation and I got suspended for the rest of the day until she could come pick me up, but never rlly heard about it again after that. What did suck is I later had to sit alone next to one of the girls through out middle school in health class of all things.
6:45 - Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers!
I don't know why, but I'm absolutely into that intro/outro. It's just damn cute☺️
I feel like I connected to Smug on a deeper level when she said "2" 😭
and the right answer in 3
The first time I watched the sparkle in water video. I ended up watching it 50 times again.😂😂😂😂😂
11:30 "guys fridges look like this and they don't see an issue."
Nope. Milk, eggs, beer, and energy drink. That's exactly what's in mine right now! and it's cheap.
Thank you. Watching your videos has been helping to cheer me up each day during a pretty rough time right now.
3:06
My logic stands superior. After your shower, you are clean. Your body is clean. Your towel should also be clean. If it is not, you didn't shower and are lying to yourself.
In short, one towel is good.
1:21 - As a guy, I can confirm that this IS illegal-IF there are no divider walls. If the urinals are separated by divider walls, you’re good; just don’t look over the top of them.
That video games - makeup comment was ice cold and I love it
20:47
I'm between all of em...since I drink coffe in the Morning before the work,then drink some energy during the break,to keep me going,then water for the rest of the day and on off days a cold beer or two,because I kinda like having something to relax with after a whole week of work,without gettin' much drunk,since the small buzz is enough to just make me kinda happy while listening to music so I can continue working the next week,since I basically work 5 days a week from 9-5 with only Sundays being guaranteed,whilst the 6th day's always changing,depending on the people needed😂❤
That wooden playground castle is part of me that i forgot existed
After awhile up to 30% of a pillow's weight can be made up of dust mites and dead skin cells. Old bed pillows eventually yellow due to a build-up of moisture from sweat, oil, drool, wet hair and even skincare products. Dust mites are heavy, damn.
8.45 i wish that were true in my case... When fake scenarios keep me up i just have to wait until exhaution sets in.
Whenever I make spaghetti, I always put the entire pot in the fridge. No use getting even more dishes dirty while putting it away
9:27
Dog (means doll) I mean puppy (means puppet)
Shit's hilarious!
10:21
1 is left. The one on the very right. Because once the other guy leaves if you’re still there there’s two open spaces instead of 1.
20:41 i dont know about the other stuff but i know there is a whole subcategory on beer one, and its not just about alcoholic beverages.
26:38 Cue Neil Patrick Harris: That was a _bad move_ Sherbotsky.
I probably woulda done it just to have it happen, got dumped the next day, and been like, "worth it." xD