*25 episodes and two movies later* Gendo: Would it be too late to say I'm sorry? 'Yui': I'm not going to lose my head over it. Gendo: Oh thank goodness-- 'Yui': You, on the other hand...
Well Shinji, it was more of a fib. Technically, there is no bathroom in that mech. But theoretically, anywhere can be your bathroom if you are brave enough.
He is nice if you are nice to him. He is nice to his friend and co-conspirator, he cracks jokes with his daughter, he is generally a guy who likes to laugh. Except with Shinji. Shinji has this effect on people that they are never comfortable around him. Except that one gay angel who then killed himself.
The worst part is this isn’t too far off how the initial exchange went. Addendum: I’ve been informed that there are some of us in the class who don’t learn as quick, that’s okay, we gotta be patient and kind to learners of all speeds, it’s only fair. Sometimes RUclips comments require multiple layers of thought like this one apparently does so please I ask once again that we be patient with the slow learner among us.
I just finished watching both the two final episodes of the series and The End of Evangelion, and this short is the first thing I see in my recommended. Honestly, I kinda needed this.
@@baxoneo Not really annoying, tbf he has to experience trauma through multiple ways over and over again and still has the strength to keep fighting, if anything I consider him pretty courageous and strong for an emotionally messed up 14 year old. I related a lot to Shinji when I initially watched the show, I was really close in age to him at the time and could understand how crushed he’d feel from the weight of the world on him. I mean, in the literal first episode he feels his eye get shot out and gets fucked up by an angel.
Neon Genesis Evangelion nearly drove me to suicide. Seeing Shinji suffering is like seeing myself suffer, because at one point in time I was almost exactly like him, especially back in 10th grade when I was bullied to the brink of suicide. I simply cannot tolerate watching Eva. I felt forced to relive my trauma upon viewing it. I’m deathly afraid of it. Twice I had a nightmare where I saw myself as Shinji choking Asuka and starting the Third Impact. I’ve been struggling with this newfound depression ever since. I was obsessed with the series for over a year to try and outwit the isolation of the Coronavirus pandemic. It only increased the burden, and kept the memory of my friend’s recent suicide alive. Watching the End of Evangelion was like peering into a broken mirror, and I was viewing the hell I would’ve put myself through had things turned out differently, had I decided to give up living. It still haunts me to this day. Sometimes I hated myself because I failed to appreciate what so many have claimed to idolize, and I would beat myself further for failing to prause what they call praiseworthy, I forced myself to watch a show that reminded me of nothing but pain just so I wouldn’t be alone anymore, I was willing to sacrifice my individuality for some company amidst the isolation of the pandemic. I sought emotional refuge in the Evangelion fandom on social media, hoping they’d understand me and provide me with answers that would grant me peace of mind. Instead, they downplayed my trauma, going so far as to spread a rumor of my past to shame me of my mental illness, spiraling me deeper into depression, which I’ve been struggling with for over a year now. I just wanted Shinji to be happy, so this past self of mine can be laid to rest once more. I’m afraid to decouple myself from him after losing my friend to suicide, which Eva made me feel responsible for, especially when I saw Shinji kill Kaworu, of which I fail to understand how anyone can call it praiseworthy. Until then, I feel nothing else mattered. There’s a reason why I keep coming back to Evangelion; something that reminds me of nothing but pain. I want to prove to myself I’m not crazy for feeling this way, that Evangelion really did force me to relive my trauma, that my depression is not just a figment of my imagination or another anime plot point. I want to feel that my fear and resentment towards Eva is justified. But the fact I’m the only one I know in existence who’s been traumatized by an anime makes me feel like I really am crazy. But finally, with Evangelion 3.0+1.0 released, I can rest easy knowing that Shinji has finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel. Evangelion is finished, and I want it to remain that way. But if things hadn’t turned out that way, I wouldn’t be here today.
I don't know if this is a joke or not but I'm sure it's not despite you commented this on a meme short,i am sorry you had to went through this and the fact that the fandom used your personal problems against you instead of helping despite that i bet you aren't the only one who's related to shinji in a way is truly questionable, I don't know how to make you feel better but you should not give up, despite all your suffering you still kept fighting,just like shinji,and eventually you will find peace,perhaps you already found it ,stay safe my man :)
You want to hear something funny Technically Gendo was telling the *TRUTH* because Spoiler alert: that robot is in fact his mother and the cockpit is his mothers womb When you are a fetus when ever you have to use the bathroom you do that in your mothers womb and it *IS* in fact designed for that There actually IS in fact a built in bathroom in the form of the LCL fluid However most women's womb do not have Bluetooth
Spoilers: Only thing I liked about the new reboot version of the anime was that all the assholes died at the end, the good likeable ones survived, the pink girl (who I like a lot for some reason) goes with Shinji instead of the mean girl and the confusing girl, and they had a quick inflatable suits scene in the last movie.
Can you do the meme that says Gendo: Where were you Misato? Misato: Just doing stuff Shinji: I'm stuff Misato: WTF Shinjo no dont tell them! Gendo: Haha Misato you've been banging my underage son. You've been a bad girl Asuka: Misato & Shinji have been doing WHAT?!
after watching it the "oh my god its everywhere" makes much more sense and its so much worse the pod hes in is filled with a liquid that he can breathe meaning hes breathing in his own piss
shinji getes paralyzed by the piss accident and gets assblasted by the angel. in recovery, he then has a half-episode existential crisis where he remembers a time when he was younger when he also pissed himself and proceeds to pout and hate himself for doing it again at an older age, despite the fact he was misled into thinking there was a toilet. misato finally admits to shinji that she rarely uses the bathroom while drunk and pisses herself on a regular basis. it gives shinji the momentary courage to fight. then you can flip heads or tails whether he actually wins the fight or not.
“Oh my god it’s everywhere”
Shinji after going to the hospital
Always dropping his ice cream everywhere🙄
@@Serrot304 over Asuka*
@@Burn_Angel and kaworu
Bro I can't 💀
Oh boy
"These bastards were full of shit"
And so is the mech now, shinji.
Well, that's his mother so...
@@deathserpent9747 yui gettin filled up 😳😳😳
COME ON I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS COMMENT 💀
** Cockpit Janitor looks at maintenance team with sadness in his eyes. **
@@mr.jitterspam9552 VRO,
Considering that the LCL replaces regular oxygen inside the pilot capsules, Shinji’s gonna straight up drink or breathe in his own piss lol
Piss? Think of the floating turd!
Oh my god.
This is the true horror of Eva
@@meatykyun5981 please no I don’t want to
@@meatykyun5981 I actually thought of the floating turd, you monster.
"This is gonna be the best day ev-"
*Hospital scene*
💀
plottwist asuka was awake the whole time, she's a total freak
Isn't that the best day ever?
"Prank him shinji"
@@tvgaming2132
NOOOOOO!!!!
"Get in your mom, Shinji"
NO. NOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh sweet home alabama
Does mom have a bathroom?
😂😂😂
I can't tell if this is a separate Alabama joke or if his mom is the robot
Is this what evagelion looks like to people that never saw it?
Isn't that what it is? That one get in the robot meme?
Yes.
yes guy shitting in robot is canon for me
Yes
What you mean, I saw it and this is 100% accurate. 👌
“this is gonna be the best day of my life”
oh you fool…
Thankfully he did not have to wait very long
Maybe he’s into getting his skull cracked?
Given the rest we see of Shinji's life, the sad part is I'm not entirely sure he's *wrong* there...
Anta baka?
*hospital scene*
"Does it have Bluetooth" lol
Tbh if I could listen to music and fight demonic titan angles inside a giant robot I would get in too
@@plantdemon2137 jam'n to the banger opening
I think it has teeth if that's what they're asking
@@Sleepy_Cabbage more like red teeth
Likely does, considering Eva takes place in the 2010's.
“Oh god it’s everywhere” that was the best line out of it
dunno, the “AHHHH” was pretty good too
it's been a while since I laughed this hard
🏥
@@GunaMask NOOOOOOOOO
Shinji probably would drink his own piss🙃
Shinji: Those bastards were full of shit
Gendo: Not as full of shit as your mom
Shinji That doesn't even make sense
Gendo: [Uncontrolable laughter]
OH 💀
Underrated.
Took me a sec to realize it
*25 episodes and two movies later*
Gendo: Would it be too late to say I'm sorry?
'Yui': I'm not going to lose my head over it.
Gendo: Oh thank goodness--
'Yui': You, on the other hand...
@@theoddronin1 💀
Ayo look who fell asleep first
Asuka in a coma*
Prank 'em shinji
Ay yooo!
PLZ DONT💀
Underrated
@@bait5257 Okay Chris Hansen, but I likes ta call ya Chris Handsome
Dont remind me please it was a nightmare seing the second ending
I mean Shinji _was_ a teenager
*end of Evangelion flashbacks*
@@barbugia123 DONT YOU FKING DARE REMEMBER THAT
@@usurpererenyeagar4587 DISGUSTING
As someone who's never seen Evangelion, what happens in the ending
@@IgnisWings I know that but what's the ending specifically?
Well Shinji, it was more of a fib. Technically, there is no bathroom in that mech. But theoretically, anywhere can be your bathroom if you are brave enough.
or dumb enough
Kaworu speech
@@FishbedMyBeloved He would say some shit like that, wouldn’t he?
Indian logic
@@xavierrivera3407 Of course he would. Dude probably grew up in the woods.
"Besides, there's a built-in bathroom in the robot."
There was no built-in bathroom in the robot.
"there was in fact, no toilet built into the robot"
You can (not) shit
"also it's not a robot"
“Anywhere is a bathroom if you’re brave enough”
"and those bastards were indeed full if shit"
That's not the only time Gendo lied. I think him lying about a built in bathroom is the last thing Shinji would care about.
I think you are wrong
right, but then it wouldnt be funny
Technically, he just used his mom as a bathroom.
Father of the year
"I'm not getting in the robot, Mr. White!"
GET IN THIS ROBOT THAT IS ACTUALLY YOUR MOM SHINJI
Shinjer,we have to cook LCLer or Adamer Fringer us all Killer.
Shinji, you asked me if I was in the meth business, or the money business… Neither. I’m in the robot business.
Get in the robot Jesse. We have to carry out human instrumentality, Jesse.
Jesse, Jesse, shut the hell up and get in the methbot. We need to defeat the Salamanca angels, Jesse.
“Yes, Shinji get in the angel, robot, mom, human creature”
this needs a 4 hour review on youtube
Why "Shinji's One Condition" is a Happy Ending.
Spike Spencer should react to it
Commander Ikari is never this nice. He doesn't say "non negotiable" he says "Do it now or get out"
He is nice if you are nice to him. He is nice to his friend and co-conspirator, he cracks jokes with his daughter, he is generally a guy who likes to laugh.
Except with Shinji. Shinji has this effect on people that they are never comfortable around him. Except that one gay angel who then killed himself.
@@davidwuhrer6704 this was a joke right?
@@gavriloprincip9634 No.
No way you're here too
@@davidwuhrer6704 Did you watch...
...an entirely different anime?
POV: *You joined the military.*
noooo there's no phonk gigachad Balkan gains edits!!!
I can imagine Yui screeching over what Gendo said about built-in toilet
*Cut to Eva 01 turning Gendo into a dead crewmate in the movie*
Damn, Shinji just pissed in his mom
I hate that… I hate that so much….
And then Misato felt horrible for sending that picture to Shinji.
What picture
@@justsomedude1593 :D
@@justsomedude1593 Ah you fool
The picture of her legs
Find a girl who looks at you like Misato looks at an unsupervised minor
"Bathroom!"
"What?"
"I need to use the bathroom.."
"(Sigh) It's down the hall!"
why not immediately urinate / defecate in the Genaku flooded in the cooler liquid?
Or, "Just go over the side of the bridge."
“Those Bastards were full of shit.”
So is the robot
The worst part is this isn’t too far off how the initial exchange went.
Addendum: I’ve been informed that there are some of us in the class who don’t learn as quick, that’s okay, we gotta be patient and kind to learners of all speeds, it’s only fair. Sometimes RUclips comments require multiple layers of thought like this one apparently does so please I ask once again that we be patient with the slow learner among us.
Not true at all. He had to be shown Rei being seriously injured to get in the robot.
@@henrynelson9301 Top 10 moments when a joke flew over someone’s Head. Starting at Number 1 : Henry Nelson...
@@therealmr.incredible3179 well what is the joke
@@henrynelson9301 "The worst part is this isn't too far off how the initial exchange went"
@@henrynelson9301 🤓🤓🤓
Evangelion: the good beginning
I just finished watching both the two final episodes of the series and The End of Evangelion, and this short is the first thing I see in my recommended. Honestly, I kinda needed this.
You should watch the Rebuild of Evangelion movies. They're a reboot with an altered timeline and better than the original anime.
The rebuild has the best ending, watch it to cure the depression watching the first 2
Shinji kinda sounds like meowth
"Those bastards were full of shit!"
And so it the robot, Shinji
I like this version of Shinji more than the actual one
I'm not joking
The Casey Mongillo one?
You really should be, lol.
I mean the other one came on girl in a coma
Dude shinji is a annoying mf for most of the show
@@baxoneo Not really annoying, tbf he has to experience trauma through multiple ways over and over again and still has the strength to keep fighting, if anything I consider him pretty courageous and strong for an emotionally messed up 14 year old. I related a lot to Shinji when I initially watched the show, I was really close in age to him at the time and could understand how crushed he’d feel from the weight of the world on him. I mean, in the literal first episode he feels his eye get shot out and gets fucked up by an angel.
Get in the cobra gunship, Shinji! Charlie will be on top of us any minute now!
I love that having a bathroom in the robot sounds ridiculous when there's a Gundam series that actually does it.
His dad really said “get in your mom”
Giggity.
He made a bigger mess than the 3rd impact.
"Oh my god it's everywhere"
The fact that the EVA's entry plug is full of liquid makes this implication even horrifying
Get in the Eva or get out
The Eva is kinda bustin😏
So is Shinji at the hospital
@@cornnflaekk675 💀
Its his mom technically
“THOSE BASTARDS WERE FULL OF SHIT!”
so is the robot.
Neon Genesis Evangelion nearly drove me to suicide.
Seeing Shinji suffering is like seeing myself suffer, because at one point in time I was almost exactly like him, especially back in 10th grade when I was bullied to the brink of suicide. I simply cannot tolerate watching Eva. I felt forced to relive my trauma upon viewing it. I’m deathly afraid of it. Twice I had a nightmare where I saw myself as Shinji choking Asuka and starting the Third Impact. I’ve been struggling with this newfound depression ever since.
I was obsessed with the series for over a year to try and outwit the isolation of the Coronavirus pandemic. It only increased the burden, and kept the memory of my friend’s recent suicide alive.
Watching the End of Evangelion was like peering into a broken mirror, and I was viewing the hell I would’ve put myself through had things turned out differently, had I decided to give up living. It still haunts me to this day.
Sometimes I hated myself because I failed to appreciate what so many have claimed to idolize, and I would beat myself further for failing to prause what they call praiseworthy, I forced myself to watch a show that reminded me of nothing but pain just so I wouldn’t be alone anymore, I was willing to sacrifice my individuality for some company amidst the isolation of the pandemic.
I sought emotional refuge in the Evangelion fandom on social media, hoping they’d understand me and provide me with answers that would grant me peace of mind. Instead, they downplayed my trauma, going so far as to spread a rumor of my past to shame me of my mental illness, spiraling me deeper into depression, which I’ve been struggling with for over a year now.
I just wanted Shinji to be happy, so this past self of mine can be laid to rest once more. I’m afraid to decouple myself from him after losing my friend to suicide, which Eva made me feel responsible for, especially when I saw Shinji kill Kaworu, of which I fail to understand how anyone can call it praiseworthy. Until then, I feel nothing else mattered.
There’s a reason why I keep coming back to Evangelion; something that reminds me of nothing but pain.
I want to prove to myself I’m not crazy for feeling this way, that Evangelion really did force me to relive my trauma, that my depression is not just a figment of my imagination or another anime plot point. I want to feel that my fear and resentment towards Eva is justified.
But the fact I’m the only one I know in existence who’s been traumatized by an anime makes me feel like I really am crazy.
But finally, with Evangelion 3.0+1.0 released, I can rest easy knowing that Shinji has finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel. Evangelion is finished, and I want it to remain that way.
But if things hadn’t turned out that way, I wouldn’t be here today.
I don't know if this is a joke or not but I'm sure it's not despite you commented this on a meme short,i am sorry you had to went through this and the fact that the fandom used your personal problems against you instead of helping despite that i bet you aren't the only one who's related to shinji in a way is truly questionable, I don't know how to make you feel better but you should not give up, despite all your suffering you still kept fighting,just like shinji,and eventually you will find peace,perhaps you already found it ,stay safe my man :)
oh, it's a floater.
Gendo could have made his son get in there faster if he said it had free Wi-Fi.
"Prank him Shinji"
*clapping intensifies*
*"AYO AYO PAUSE PAUSE!"*
Literally the meme that made me watch Neon Genesis: Evangelion
He should of used the Eva then instead of locking the doors in the hospital...
I’m so glad I finally watched Evangelion…
Is what I said before watching The End of Evangelion
After that I felt like I saw things no human should ever see. It was based on outdated psychology and everything, so ultimately it had little point.
Spoilers alert for Evangelion
Shinji shat in his mom.
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
this must be why the eva went awol
@@linkly9272 I'd also go AWOL if I find out that my own son shat in me.
Cowardice.
You want to hear something funny
Technically Gendo was telling the *TRUTH* because
Spoiler alert: that robot is in fact his mother
and the cockpit is his mothers womb
When you are a fetus when ever you have to
use the bathroom you do that in your mothers womb and it *IS* in fact designed for that
There actually IS in fact a built in bathroom in the form of the LCL fluid
However most women's womb do not have Bluetooth
Bluetooth bathroom
everywhere is a bathroom if you believe in yourself
As this is how it happened. And the robot went bezerk.
“Those basters were full of shit” And so was he
This OVA did everything better than the original by far
Dude I actually laughed so fucking hard at the ending lol I cant
Shinji you have to crank that Soulja boy
Well it's in the same style as: if there's a bathroom in the horror you can comfortably shit yourself at least.
"Oh my God! It's everywhere!" Ironically this is also what Shinji said after he, ahem "visited" Asuka in the hospital.
The last part caught me off guard
"Those bastards were full of shit!"
Bro i laughed so hard i spat my drink
I mean that’s how his father really treated him tho
I like how it cuts so fast, it makes it more realistic lmao
I WASNT EXPECTING THAT ENDING I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CEREAL LOL
I give 50/50 chance to really be a bathroom in the robot.
Just when I thought Shinji’s dad couldn’t get any worse.
Finally a good fucking eva meme and not the usual hospital bs
Why is abe loncoln forcing a kid into a giant robot?
So thats why its yellow inside the capsule
"Oh my god, it's everywhere! AA-" not the first time he said that
“I’m getting paid for this, right?” 🤑
Tbh...I love you
Oh SHIT! What up tsmugi-chan!? 😝😝 mind if your daddy let's me borrow some money's 🥵🥵🥵🥵🤨🤯🤨🤯🤯😭🤯☠🥵
The universe is my maiden.
"Does it have Bluetooth?"
Wait...That wasn't your *First* question?!
You should've started with that!
Its like a dbz abridged and i love it
Yeah, abridged parodies are the best.
so it wasn't LCL...
YOU DID SHINJI DAMN BAD
Captured Shinji’s absolute spinelessness perfectly
4Kids Dub: Get in the Robot Shinji! Your Father loves you Shinji!
why gendo sounds like walter white lol
Shinji, we need to cook
Shinji, the 2nd impact has took away your mom and half rest of the world. Let's cook meth
Hey better dialogue then in the actual show.
Its a giant robot.
Chicks dig giant robots.
“It’s full of shit”
Spoilers:
Only thing I liked about the new reboot version of the anime was that all the assholes died at the end, the good likeable ones survived, the pink girl (who I like a lot for some reason) goes with Shinji instead of the mean girl and the confusing girl, and they had a quick inflatable suits scene in the last movie.
To anyone reading this. Yeah I was spoiled too. Welcome to the club
I liked the ending of 3.00+ 1 but besides that I kinda sucks
@beta wave well yes but actually no
@beta wave rei dies out of nowhere every day
yeah but are we gonna talk about that animated part of Asuka forcefeeding Shinji?
why is it so smooth…
Can you do the meme that says
Gendo: Where were you Misato?
Misato: Just doing stuff
Shinji: I'm stuff
Misato: WTF Shinjo no dont tell them!
Gendo: Haha Misato you've been banging my underage son. You've been a bad girl
Asuka: Misato & Shinji have been doing WHAT?!
what
The bathroom isn't in the eva, the eva is the bathroom. LOL
after watching it the "oh my god its everywhere" makes much more sense and its so much worse
the pod hes in is filled with a liquid that he can breathe meaning hes breathing in his own piss
shinji getes paralyzed by the piss accident and gets assblasted by the angel. in recovery, he then has a half-episode existential crisis where he remembers a time when he was younger when he also pissed himself and proceeds to pout and hate himself for doing it again at an older age, despite the fact he was misled into thinking there was a toilet.
misato finally admits to shinji that she rarely uses the bathroom while drunk and pisses herself on a regular basis. it gives shinji the momentary courage to fight. then you can flip heads or tails whether he actually wins the fight or not.
I never watched neon genesis and I genuinely thought that the dude on the Lil window was postal dude
What's worser,shinji shittin and pissin in his mom or shinji "pranking" asuka in the hospital
Go shinji get in the robot! Your dad loves you get in the robot !
evangelion but nothing goes wrong
This is what happens when you watch to much Shinji crank that Souija boy
Lmao this gives off major YGOTAS vibes
I already like this Shinji more than the real one
I think every giant mecha has a de facto bathroom in it if youre stressed enough.
They weren't lying, he just didn't realise the seat had a built in toilet!
I don’t blame him. A bathroom, and a good one at that, is fucking awesome! Imagine all the pleasant shits you can take!
and he breathes LCL too so that's a taste Shinji'll never get rid of lmao
I would also be convinced as soon as i hear that there's a toilet
The voice acting is on point 😂
Shinji, Crank that Soulja Boy
I like how the lcl makes it to where he’s technically breathing in his own piss like a fish
If this was the dialogue then evangelion would have been completely different XD