Some Asian Pilot 1st off you’re basically saying that people with no education at all only work at discord although computer engineers work there. 2nd off discord is a REAL job. Just because a job requires a computer for working doesn’t mean it’s not a real job.
teddibear oh they said that they wouldn’t work at discord because they have an education and would rather work at some Air Force for the military and basically said that Discord is not a real job
Discord: Here are 35 reasons why you should work with us! Me, a 14 year old with no intention of getting a job in the software industry: hmmmm...... interesting.
So,.. ..is this a transient false utopian YT Vid of The occupy IT[ForAwhile] & (YetToBe~.. UnEmployed\//\\\Yet-Again?), according To; (•/ Bls Dot Gov/PariEnronStats •/ Aflac Dot Co_/PostEnronStats&Pay_Outs) 🙃
Discord isn't just a place you work but it isn't just a group of people meeting up to do stuff. It's a mix of both of them. I can't really work in Discord because I live in a different country but it actually looks like a good job.
for some reason i believe this video is just a way to get you in. while they actually abuse their workers and make them do stuff like... making new design shit hey if the guy responsible for changing design bunch versions ago is reading this, i tell you hi and ask why if guy responsible for removing it reads my comment, i wanna tell you're awesome the guy responsible for making new design and deleting it: wtf
I just watched a 5 minute ad for working at discord, looked at their website, thought 'huh that's cool', and then remembered I'm not old enough to work yet
Imagine this actually happening: I have no friends on discord I have calls disabled Noone else is in my house I have sounds in discord disabled I paused the video THE CALL SOUND IS STILL GOING
Requirements for a job: - 20 Years of something - 60 Years of another thing -55 Years of breathing -Have a PhD from Harvard -Get a high five from Jeff Bezos
discord.gg/zZQpDc Can you join this server than leave immediately please? IT HELPS ME ALOT MORE THAN YOU THINK! I’ll earn 30 points if you do... pls. Straightforward answer what this does: I earn 3/10 of a cent ok?
At the discord interview Interviewer: So why did you choose to work at Discord? Me: I saw your 35 Reasons to Work Here video. Interviewer: You’re hired.
DarkValoria GD imagine, a free platform, without ads, without need to pay anything, how could they make money differently? Personally it doesn't bother me because all I doing discord and all everyone do is just playing games and talking with friends I don't do anything confidential or anything I will be bothered if they sold this information so I don't know what other people are doing on discord but personally it doesn't bother me
I would love to work at Discord, but I can't because: -I am not 18 -I live in germany -There are many people there -I'm not good enough -I forgot to level social interactions -My english isn't good Thanks for reading, have a great day, where ever you are ^^ (And if it's night for you, then SLEEP)
Discord: We value transparency
Also Discord: *shows a room full of non-transparent people*
comedy at its fullest
Bro, the transparent people were also in there, but you just couldn’t see them
@@omniphysical holy John cena
@@omniphysical bro...... bRO BROOOOOOOOOOOO
Gonna be honest, don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in months.
Discord: we will advertise that we’re hiring people
Discord: and then will hire none of them
I too am despicable -Gru
3:42 voice
Because it's an old video and of course when you see this you want to apply
@@cyberflixt so is this even valid
@benadryl horseflopper oh dear silly me
Me: *minor who can’t work yet*
RUclips recommendations: want a job?
Lol
Cross! Sans the I’m 14... even if I wanted a job I couldn’t get one. Especially during corona.
@@jeremyaguilar591 how can a minor get job ? wtf are you talking about
Hell yes
Cross! Sans
Bruh jobs don’t accept 14 year olds
maybe 15, but not usually
"Why do you want to work at discord?"
*"McNuggets are Scared."*
LOL
they're terrified
Sacred
huh?
terrified nugget
Meanwhile at the interview:
"So why do you want to work for Discord?"
"Uh."
gaming
engineer gaming
Yes
me: i just want to
*f u n*
It probably comforts them to think that the discord ringtone playing all throughout the video is giving people panic attacks across the globe
Why i want to slice you?
(Beat saber references)
TommyMiles don’t forget about the ping at the end
I thought I was getting a call lol
I literally checked
Oh no brother, don't trigger the Flat-Earthers
35 reasons to work at Discord
"Some people sit upstairs, some people sit downstairs..."
Alright, I'm in
ok
enough for me
420th liker
599th like
669 liker thank me later
1:11 what discord employees are doing while discord goes down
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT TOO
Nah I was more thinking on the lines of that this actually CAUSES discord to go down whenever it does XD
Hmm kinda similar to the 4 year old comment above but its funny so why not
"35 Reasons to work at discord"
Discord: *sometimes we party*
99th like
@@dewdroptherainwing7537 lol thanks but I don't understand why people are liking this lol
Yes
@@bey7668 *yes*
@@how-to-discord4519 yes
That voice and personality sounded so much like Ice Cream Sandwich.
yes
woah you’re right
no
Exactly
Yes
"You should never not know why you're doing what you're doing."
Man, I felt that.
This says a lot about society...
Ye
Thats the only thing i do best
666th likes 😳
i mean same
Discord is the only company that actually knows how to make a relatable and entertaining advertisement.
u sound like a they/them on their mid 30s
Used to know*
@@pnsdev what happened?
what are you talking about?@@pnsdev
@@AbsoluteEgg They’ve lock every bit of customization behind paywalls such as nitro and microtransactions.
"so why do you want to work for Discord?"
"Beacause people sit downstairs and some Upstairs"
100th like
248th like
I'm in it for the pusheen
I wanna sit on the couches
“Hired”
"I think i'm gonna work at Discord."
"Why?"
"To body slam a Pusheen pillow"
Lmao
Very well, you may start Monday morning.
Ok
Hired!
that giant pusheen plushie is pretty cool
*”why do you want to work at discord”*
*”that plushie is really cool”*
i checked on a policy director and you get
*Unlimited Sick Days*
699th like
@@slolilols 700th like
36. We'll lay you off
Me:*submits my CV*
Discord:35 Reasons to reject
reject sus!
Lmao
im the 69th likes lmfao
@@fawwazadzima like*
@@fawwazadzima nice
“Why do you want to work at discord?”
*Some people sit upstairs*
Good enough for me but I am not good enough for them
*we take our work very seriously*
Honestly I'd prefer sitting downstairs, they got that aswell!
Your hired
Some People sit here and here and sometimes here and here
"We Value Transparency"
*Discord users would like to known your location*
San Francisco
forsenCD i’d like to be completely transparent with you guys forsenCD
Globex D OMEGALUL C
for being named after literal chaos and people not liking each other, it seems like a pretty chill place.
1:15 that's what they doing when discord won't open because of server issues
dracowood lmfao underrated
discord always goes down for me when I most need discord lol
@ very important work, running minecraft
discord.gg/6jWncK
1,3k likes and 6 replys hmmm...
Discord: We're hiring.
Me: *applies*
Discord: Not you tho
OOF
lol :p
I cba hahahah
Need to be an adult. You can't just work at Discord as a child under the legal age of work.
eat my callipygous 😂😂😂
The whole video is like someone is calling me
lol me too
SAME, ITS SO MEAN ;(
yep same
Me 2
I paused to video 5 times until I realized that nobody is calling me :(
Discord: We take our job very seriously.
Also discord: *Sometimes we party*
So basically it's just a huge preschool for adults...
Toxic 125k annually for attending preschool, instant application
nice
Yea
It's like heaven
Yup
I almost forgotten that we were talking about actually working
Same 0.0
I’m probably not qualified to work at discord but it seems like a really cool job
If you put your mind to it, you can do anything! Don't give up! ^-^
WilliamCrossing Thanks
Some Asian Pilot 1st off you’re basically saying that people with no education at all only work at discord although computer engineers work there. 2nd off discord is a REAL job. Just because a job requires a computer for working doesn’t mean it’s not a real job.
teddibear oh they said that they wouldn’t work at discord because they have an education and would rather work at some Air Force for the military and basically said that Discord is not a real job
@@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar damn that is really toxic of them to say
Discord: Here are 35 reasons why you should work with us!
Me, a 14 year old with no intention of getting a job in the software industry: hmmmm...... interesting.
yes
Discord: We take our works very seriously
Also Discord: *We broke a wall*
No reply?😂
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
Discord: "So why do you want to work here?"
Me: "Because I can sit upstairs or downstairs"
or sit on a couch
@@razmysignas7216 or another couch
@@sizz5982 or drink coffe
@@razmysignas7216 or do yoga
or do parcour
looks like a pretty nice cult
Hey ,that's mildy adequate
Carson Ayers f yeah boi
WUMPUS CULT
Agree
Uh....... ok....
no but actually the discord call sound in the background got me, I had to stop the video to make sure 😂😂
I love how they use the discord ringtone in the music
Yeah me too it's a nice idea
I thought I was getting called lol
@@deeps8689 me too :((
So,..
..is this a transient
false utopian YT Vid
of The occupy IT[ForAwhile] &
(YetToBe~..
UnEmployed\//\\\Yet-Again?),
according To;
(•/ Bls Dot Gov/PariEnronStats
•/ Aflac Dot Co_/PostEnronStats&Pay_Outs)
🙃
@@deeps8689 SAMEEEEE
2:21 “professionally”
*iMovie transition*
Eat Your Cereal isnt it sony vegas
XD XD at the near beginning of the video it was obvious that the video was made in premiere.
@@Gamerexde it can be, but this transition sucks anyway
Absolute genius
TRUE
Why I can’t work at discord:
I can’t code
I’m not in America
I’m not 18
same, i hope someday ill work there :(
Same
Graphic design
Definitely same
The same thing rip
“Why do you want to work for discord?”
“Desk stuff”
They have Bob Ross as the icon for their private art server.
I love Discord
Same only boomers don’t use discord
@@probablyahumanbeing4637 Yeah so here is _Z_ *o* -o- M
@• spazyclown • i had a stroke trying understand you
@• spazyclown • oh ok
Yes
I'd love to work, except I have no skills that will allow me to work
edit: this aged horribly
Yoooo, I watch you, anyways, same, the only thing I can do is somewhat normal text bots by using C or C++
Same😔 Keep griefing those p2w server big fan of your work.
Wow can you crash my life by lagging it please
Same.
Love your videos man! Are you planning to do any more destroying p2w videos?
35 Reasons Why To Work At Discord
1: *we break walls*
2: *we turn off switches*
4: Why not
5: Free nitro
6:I dunno just join
Ghana Pallbearer Ok
7: because you’ll be cool
they updated the logo on the thumbnail, so they are still using this video when hiring. amazing
Imagine working for discord just to get the staff badge
...
lol
Or free nitro
That would be me ngl-
i would do that
36th reason to work at Discord: you can ban your friends
NiXiT 25 lol
lmao
XDD
FINALLY! PAYBACK!
HAHAHAHA!!!
“Some people have cool keyboards”
*WHAT ARE YOU*
GladOS
do you guys know where u could buy that? lol
@@elmstreetbök Skynet Headquarters
@@stealthisaccount433 huh?
Crownitex I was literally gonna say that-
The snorlax bean bag is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life.
This whole video I thought someone was calling me on Discord.
:))
whole*
Popcorn GRAMMAR NAZI
😏 it was me
willi4m127 oh no
Me: why are the discord servers down
**Meanwhile at discord hq** 1:12
i chuckled at this, good joke.
Hahaaaa
I have ur profile pic on twitter (now i don't)
Is there a song link?
best comment ever
did anyone else think they were getting a discord call for some weird reason?
haha yea same
Background Music bro
Ye
me too XD
Yup
coming back after 5 years, you said 6 years, lets wait and see. I'll be back for year 6.
I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS CALLING ME BUT IT WAS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC-
*_Me who had the volume down_*
(I could only hear the voice)
@@Raveen1 gacha 8 year old, also cringe, get off the platform you gacha 4 year old.
@@Anonymous-qo5tl So, People cannot play games they want to play?
@@2coolize540 never said that, I said to get off the platform (RUclips) because Gacha is for little kids. Never said they couldn't play it.
Google: We have the best work environment.
Discord: Hold my beer.
byMurphy makes sense
Google offers all this and more..
THEY HAVE COUCHES!1!!1
OpticIlluzhion They have plushies c:
true
Discord board: “Hurry up, we have to release this update in a hour!”
Discord employees: 0:04
Customer service
xD
More like 1:12
@@arunrajeev2634 that was so true that people forgot to like your comment
and out of all the games they are playing league of legends lmaoooo
"so why do you want to work at discord"
"i can sit both upstairs and downstairs"
"also i need money"
"and some people like going rock climbing thursday evening"
*shows footage of drunk dude climbing a wall*
Thats basically rock climbing.
Who doesn't do that
@@professionaltaxevader2699 yep
@@professionaltaxevader2699 i mean you've got a point
Lol
Discord: *35 reasons to work at discord*
Discord: *Rejects application*
Applicant: *Surprised Pikachu face*
They will not accept everybody you know
Issa joke
@@lituruRp r/woosh ok
@@vf7675 reddit moment
@@vf7675 r/wooooosh with 4 os rat
"We take our jobs seriously"
*proceeds to slap each other with flamingos and has dance parties*
Yes, thank you for typing out the joke they made. Really makes it funnier
it was a tuocan
@@EricCortman Your welcome happy to help 😄
Except marketing videos
Thats their work, and they took it very seriously
Discord isn't just a place you work but it isn't just a group of people meeting up to do stuff. It's a mix of both of them. I can't really work in Discord because I live in a different country but it actually looks like a good job.
This Guy alone with his personality makes me wanna join this cult... Uhh I mean this company......yeah.....
i've seen you before
SCP-106 Has Just Been Spotted
I'm pretty sure absolutely every shut-in would want this job.
yeah, seems like it'd fit you perfectly.
@@neo6118 *OUCH*
And you'd be shut-in but working at discord
420th like 😏
YOOOO I CANT WAIT TO GET PAID TO REPLY TO PEOPLE'S COMPLAINTS WITH "BIG CHUNGUS"
Hahhah😂
that's funny
Discord i think my account Is hacked
Do you know who hacked me?
Some guy : BIG CHUNGUS
Lmao
Discord there's a hacker in my chat! They are spamming profanities!
*_"big chungus."_*
0:21 This part of the video really got me because the background music sounded like someone was calling me on discord
I like watching these videos to remind myself that you can still be professional without being extremely straight faced and formal
It ain't all suits ye know!
Best comment from here!!
im the 666th like
Ye.
how many couches do you want at your office?
discord: *yes*
yes
69 likes noob
@@Flygonnerrs he has over 400 likes now, now who's talking!
@@satinfoil this was from a year ago are you stupid
also don't assume people's gender
I feel like discord is just handing themselves a medal
Even if they did they deserve it
@@cosminpopica by banning people who don't like furry loli porn? lol
Български Конникъ uhhhh
Yeh but it's 1 that they deserve
Like the Obama meme lol
In simple they got enough money to hire bunch of people and do anything, what a wholesome company
I wonder why it was recommended to me during the covid-19 lockdown
Yep
Yeeeeeeep
*Hello there.*
@@BuddemsMorgan
gEnERaL kEnObI
Hahahahaha same
Still have yet to find out the actual “job” part of discord.
for some reason i believe this video is just a way to get you in. while they actually abuse their workers and make them do stuff like... making new design shit
hey if the guy responsible for changing design bunch versions ago is reading this, i tell you hi and ask why
if guy responsible for removing it reads my comment, i wanna tell you're awesome
the guy responsible for making new design and deleting it: wtf
vadiks2003 wait yo you seriously think a work place actually makes their workers do stuff???? Na surely not that’s clearly abuse if they did
They Program(JavaScript )and design
Making your employees do something is literally called work
The job part of discord is to add new features and stuff and fix bugs and more
"We value collaboration"
Coronavirus: haha *n o*
s i l l y
Discord: Am I a joke to you
silly willy
i loved the time when this video was up to date.
I just watched a 5 minute ad for working at discord, looked at their website, thought 'huh that's cool', and then remembered I'm not old enough to work yet
Rip
Yeah, that's everyone at comments section here including me
Same
*i wish i could be old enough for working at discord*
Same QwQ
Imagine this actually happening:
I have no friends on discord
I have calls disabled
Noone else is in my house
I have sounds in discord disabled
I paused the video
THE CALL SOUND IS STILL GOING
Hol up
dear god-
*inhales sharply*
Someone is outside your house then
same !! I WAS LIKE WHO IS CALLING ME
"EVERY ONE IN THE WORLD WILL USE DISCORD IN 6 YEARS"
3 years later and almost everyone in the world knows about discord
ok lets wait 3 more years and see if that is true....
@@junyong0716 Oh *gosh*
@@Bees_Animations almost two more years 😃
@@christiansborledegg AAA
Discord: We take our work very seriously
Also Discord: The server are down, because... uhhh... there was this spider you see...
Mom: Had you decided you're future work?
Me:
no don't they are all furries and weeaboos
your*
@@baljeet7217 do you even know what weeaboo means?
@@ifailednonutnovember1392 goddamn man you nut already
U guys dont like anime?
Requirements for a job:
- 20 Years of something
- 60 Years of another thing
-55 Years of breathing
-Have a PhD from Harvard
-Get a high five from Jeff Bezos
Seems legit
@@MaytheHigurashologist because it is
Seems accurate
Seems true
Seems analogy
Everyone: *i GoT tHiS oN mY rEcOmMeNdEd PaGe*
Me, a psychopath: *searches for this*
discord.gg/zZQpDc Can you join this server than leave immediately please? IT HELPS ME ALOT MORE THAN YOU THINK! I’ll earn 30 points if you do... pls. Straightforward answer what this does: I earn 3/10 of a cent ok?
@@QuangTran-gd9ep no stfu nn bruh n00b with no frends lmao
@@QuangTran-gd9ep No.
@@QuangTran-gd9ep excuse me wtf
.___.
They need to give the marketing team a raise
company: YOU ARE FIRED
discord: YOU HAVE BEEN CHANGED IN TO A USER
F
F
F
F
F
That doesn't even look like its a job, just look like living with friends in a big building and you dont need to work.
its literally an office job lmao except they try not to stress as much. Let me tell you, there is lots of work.
Ya there not just gona show you buckets load of work in a ad to work there
thats the point
and you get paid for it
That’s what ads want you to think
*My accounts get taken down for months*
Meanwhile at discord: 1:12
Maybe they don't like you guys
discord actually answered my reports lamo
M
@〖•stxrrykīrq•〗 :3 *@here*
i dont need reasons i will work for discord no matter what fr fr
3:58 someday that sound will be nostalgic
Just watch a few years from now we will be brought back together to this vid
Maby in a another 10 years
@@netorousxsodus9778 Who knows XD
but for now that sound gives people panic attack
hiwhill lmao
Me: Too young to work
RUclips: Alright here’s why you should work at discord
Still a nice place tho
me: *lives in ireland and is 14*
youtube: here’s why you should work for them :)
Same
@@emwatchesthings same but im 13 ;-;
@@sunny_stairs 8...
Beat that
This is like the best promotional video ever.
Ikr
Ikr daddy
Discord: "We take our job very seriously"
Also Discord: iTs a wUmPuS
The music
To begin with I thought someone was calling me, but then I remembered I don't have any friends.
Cant argue with that logic :(
F
Sad
F
F
There are only 3 types of people: Those who can count and those who have watched this video.
xD
you mean the number above 3
If one disappointing ashiin gets into r/woooosh, put me in
@@notnioi5768 lmao
And people who point out that you said 3
At the discord interview
Interviewer: So why did you choose to work at Discord?
Me: I saw your 35 Reasons to Work Here video.
Interviewer: You’re hired.
TheSkilledSnail Hm I wonder if that actually worked
Lol exactly
Jesus Christ thx for the likes guys
ME
How did this get 1k likes wtf
This is truly the live of a discord mod
Pre-school teacher: What do you want to do when you grow up?
"Work at discord"
If a 4 year old knows what discord is he is definitely getting the job
Teacher : why
Student: they play all day and I love playing
@@nathanielgrijalva225 playing with what ;)
Ngl i would work as programmer at discord
@@toxic_sorry_1236 same and to fix some problems i ever experienced
*Discord Servers go down*
Me: What could possibly have caused this??
Discord Team: 1:16
WOO HOO, THIS IS LIT
This was hilarious 😅
@@blackbary123 thank you good sir!
Underrated
😂
-*wants to apply*
-*realizes that I live outside of the US*
-*sad*
L
Same
Sorry but you’ll have to get a part time job to save enough money for food, drinks etc till you can get a plane ticket
SAEEM
@@insanitylol and a passport
Dad: what do you want to be when you grow up
Child: Discord person
So it’s basically just a hangout place where people get along? I’d like that job.
Eg
Ee
Hello egg, enjoy u new sub
I would like it too
egg :D
in case you missed it, discord is hiring
iDrakeZz ِ #1 We get lots of money from selling your information!
CrittingOut are you a bot? You keep commenting about it. Seriously you don't know anything about Discord.
CrittingOut ummm.... nitro?
Wait really? I didn’t know!
DarkValoria GD imagine, a free platform, without ads, without need to pay anything, how could they make money differently? Personally it doesn't bother me because all I doing discord and all everyone do is just playing games and talking with friends I don't do anything confidential or anything I will be bothered if they sold this information so I don't know what other people are doing on discord but personally it doesn't bother me
they put the discord ringtone.
we’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.
for reference if you like to know how the CEO makes appearance in Discord's marketing videos, at 0:25 he throws away mcdonalds
Is anyone paying attention the fact that the background music is the call sound?
Dang 🤣.. I didn't observe that
I did
Yes I am actually, thank you for asking!
Yep
Caboozled_Pie I am lol
I would love to work at Discord, but I can't because:
-I am not 18
-I live in germany
-There are many people there
-I'm not good enough
-I forgot to level social interactions
-My english isn't good
Thanks for reading, have a great day, where ever you are ^^
(And if it's night for you, then SLEEP)
lol
Samya the Samfyy yay
Same but in france and my English is pretty good
I'm pretty sure your English is good maybe not perfect but good
@@dybii1077 thank you ^^
i dont want to sleep its 4:30 am
Skype - Company
*Discord - THE COOLER COMPANY*
Nah discord is trash
Edit: its a joke pls dont hate i love yall
@@leoortiiiz if it ain't joke idk how inhuman u r
@@leoortiiiz Why is it? Is there any reason? It's better than TS and skype together!
Naw bruv Skype is OG ya feel me?
@@leoortiiiz ok mr XXXtentacion profile pic
Discord: What is it like to do the work?
Also Discord: We value participation
Me: You have fail to answer the question.