35 Reasons to Work at Discord
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2018
- Go to / discord to apply for a job and come body slam Pusheen.
Wanna go deeper? Discord's Founder and CEO Jason wrote a piece on The Four Values of Working at Discord: blog.discordapp.com/the-four-...
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Discord: we will advertise that we’re hiring people
Discord: and then will hire none of them
I too am despicable -Gru
3:42 voice
Because it's an old video and of course when you see this you want to apply
@@cyberflixt so is this even valid
@benadryl horseflopper oh dear silly me
"35 Reasons to work at discord"
Discord: *sometimes we party*
99th like
@@dewdroptherainwing7537 lol thanks but I don't understand why people are liking this lol
Yes
@@bey7668 *yes*
@@how-to-discord4519 yes
"Why do you want to work at discord?"
*"McNuggets are Scared."*
LOL
they're terrified
Sacred
huh?
terrified nugget
1:11 what discord employees are doing while discord goes down
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT TOO
Nah I was more thinking on the lines of that this actually CAUSES discord to go down whenever it does XD
Hmm kinda similar to the 4 year old comment above but its funny so why not
“Why do you want to work at discord?”
*Some people sit upstairs*
Good enough for me but I am not good enough for them
*we take our work very seriously*
Honestly I'd prefer sitting downstairs, they got that aswell!
Your hired
Some People sit here and here and sometimes here and here
Discord: We value transparency
Also Discord: *shows a room full of non-transparent people*
comedy at its fullest
Bro, the transparent people were also in there, but you just couldn’t see them
@@omniphysical holy John cena
@@omniphysical bro...... bRO BROOOOOOOOOOOO
Gonna be honest, don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in months.
Discord is the only company that actually knows how to make a relatable and entertaining advertisement.
u sound like a they/them on their mid 30s
Used to know*
@@pnsdev what happened?
what are you talking about?@@pnsdev
@@AbsoluteEgg They’ve lock every bit of customization behind paywalls such as nitro and microtransactions.
36. We'll lay you off
Meanwhile at the interview:
"So why do you want to work for Discord?"
"Uh."
gaming
engineer gaming
Yes
me: i just want to
*f u n*
That voice and personality sounded so much like Ice Cream Sandwich.
yes
woah you’re right
no
Exactly
Yes
for being named after literal chaos and people not liking each other, it seems like a pretty chill place.
Discord: We take our job very seriously.
Also discord: *Sometimes we party*
1:15 that's what they doing when discord won't open because of server issues
dracowood lmfao underrated
discord always goes down for me when I most need discord lol
@HACKSON EMPIRE very important work, running minecraft
discord.gg/6jWncK
1,3k likes and 6 replys hmmm...
35 Reasons Why To Work At Discord
1: *we break walls*
2: *we turn off switches*
4: Why not
5: Free nitro
6:I dunno just join
Ghana Pallbearer Ok
7: because you’ll be cool
no but actually the discord call sound in the background got me, I had to stop the video to make sure 😂😂
0:21 This part of the video really got me because the background music sounded like someone was calling me on discord
Me: why are the discord servers down
**Meanwhile at discord hq** 1:12
i chuckled at this, good joke.
Hahaaaa
I have ur profile pic on twitter (now i don't)
Is there a song link?
best comment ever
"so why do you want to work for Discord?"
"Beacause people sit downstairs and some Upstairs"
100th like
248th like
I'm in it for the pusheen
I wanna sit on the couches
“Hired”
coming back after 5 years, you said 6 years, lets wait and see. I'll be back for year 6.
Discord: Here are 35 reasons why you should work with us!
Me, a 14 year old with no intention of getting a job in the software industry: hmmmm...... interesting.
yes
Imagine working for discord just to get the staff badge
...
lol
Or free nitro
That would be me ngl-
i would do that
That doesn't even look like its a job, just look like living with friends in a big building and you dont need to work.
its literally an office job lmao except they try not to stress as much. Let me tell you, there is lots of work.
Ya there not just gona show you buckets load of work in a ad to work there
thats the point
and you get paid for it
That’s what ads want you to think
“Why do you want to work for discord?”
“Desk stuff”
The snorlax bean bag is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life.
Discord: We're hiring.
Me: *applies*
Discord: Not you tho
OOF
lol :p
I cba hahahah
Need to be an adult. You can't just work at Discord as a child under the legal age of work.
ImTheBluestBird no shit
I'd love to work, except I have no skills that will allow me to work
edit: this aged horribly
Same...
Yoooo, I watch you, anyways, same, the only thing I can do is somewhat normal text bots by using C or C++
Same😔 Keep griefing those p2w server big fan of your work.
Wow can you crash my life by lagging it please
Same.
0:48 the blonde guy groomed me when i was 14 (i am 19 now)
and he used his work knowledge to delete most of our convos 😀
For real?
@@AbandonedAccount100 Yes 100%, but i deleted my account so i unfortunately dont have much proof
Bro what
They're not like this anymore
Me:*submits my CV*
Discord:35 Reasons to reject
reject sus!
Lmao
im the 69th likes lmfao
@@fawwazadzima like*
@@fawwazadzima nice
2:21 “professionally”
*iMovie transition*
Eat Your Cereal isnt it sony vegas
XD XD at the near beginning of the video it was obvious that the video was made in premiere.
@@Gamerexde it can be, but this transition sucks anyway
Absolute genius
TRUE
they updated the logo on the thumbnail, so they are still using this video when hiring. amazing
1:12 so this is why my ticket never gets through…
"We Value Transparency"
*Discord users would like to known your location*
San Francisco
forsenCD i’d like to be completely transparent with you guys forsenCD
Globex D OMEGALUL C
36th reason : You can gift yourself an endless Nitro.
upd : please sub to my channel
odogyes lol
TRUEEE
Yeah this is big brain time
True
the only good reason
Discord isn't just a place you work but it isn't just a group of people meeting up to do stuff. It's a mix of both of them. I can't really work in Discord because I live in a different country but it actually looks like a good job.
Only if discord was still like this :/
Discord: We take our works very seriously
Also Discord: *We broke a wall*
No reply?😂
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
Forget a youtube career, im doing this
All the best
@@v.rprasad5377 aww that's so sweet man (btw I'm NOT a girl)
@@ayaanbofficial lol why would I think that you're a gorl
@@v.rprasad5377 uhh common stereotype sorry for judging you :)
@@ayaanbofficial aha it's okay.
i loved the time when this video was up to date.
This video just shows discord is more or less just some really fun adult who actually knows how to talk and connect with younger people, someone who never really left their prime. Very nice.
Me: *minor who can’t work yet*
RUclips recommendations: want a job?
Lol
Cross! Sans the I’m 14... even if I wanted a job I couldn’t get one. Especially during corona.
@@jeremyaguilar591 how can a minor get job ? wtf are you talking about
Hell yes
Cross! Sans
Bruh jobs don’t accept 14 year olds
maybe 15, but not usually
I almost forgotten that we were talking about actually working
Same 0.0
I wanna work here one day. It looks and sounds so amazing!
In simple they got enough money to hire bunch of people and do anything, what a wholesome company
Why I can’t work at discord:
I can’t code
I’m not in America
I’m not 18
same, i hope someday ill work there :(
Same
Graphic design
Definitely same
The same thing rip
So basically it's just a huge preschool for adults...
Toxic 125k annually for attending preschool, instant application
nice
Yea
It's like heaven
Yup
1 more year until Discord takes over the world
as soon as I saw the title im sold
This whole video I thought someone was calling me on Discord.
:))
whole*
Popcorn GRAMMAR NAZI
😏 it was me
willi4m127 oh no
*My accounts get taken down for months*
Meanwhile at discord: 1:12
Maybe they don't like you guys
discord actually answered my reports lamo
M
@〖•stxrrykīrq•〗 :3 *@here*
They need to give the marketing team a raise
the discord call sound in the background made me check discord like 10 times
It probably comforts them to think that the discord ringtone playing all throughout the video is giving people panic attacks across the globe
Why i want to slice you?
(Beat saber references)
TommyMiles don’t forget about the ping at the end
I thought I was getting a call lol
I literally checked
Oh no brother, don't trigger the Flat-Earthers
looks like a pretty nice cult
Hey ,that's mildy adequate
Carson Ayers f yeah boi
WUMPUS CULT
Agree
Uh....... ok....
Finally, a job where you can work collaboratively in a fun environment while still getting stuff done.
Even better, *you can sit upstairs or downstairs.*
I love the idea of a discord rave and discord moshpit
The whole video is like someone is calling me
lol me too
SAME, ITS SO MEAN ;(
yep same
Me 2
I paused to video 5 times until I realized that nobody is calling me :(
"You should never not know why you're doing what you're doing."
Man, I felt that.
This says a lot about society...
Ye
Thats the only thing i do best
666th likes 😳
i mean same
this is actually one of the good advertisements for some people to work at discord
Not gonna lie I’ve always wanted to work at discord but this makes me wanna work there so much more
They have Bob Ross as the icon for their private art server.
I love Discord
Same only boomers don’t use discord
@@probablyahumanbeing4637 Yeah so here is _Z_ *o* -o- M
@• spazyclown • i had a stroke trying understand you
@• spazyclown • oh ok
Yes
“Some people have cool keyboards”
*WHAT ARE YOU*
GladOS
do you guys know where u could buy that? lol
@@ollehallstrandelm1573 Skynet Headquarters
@@stealthisaccount433 huh?
Crownitex I was literally gonna say that-
The amount of times i paused to check if I was getting a call on discord
for reference if you like to know how the CEO makes appearance in Discord's marketing videos, at 0:25 he throws away mcdonalds
Discord: "So why do you want to work here?"
Me: "Because I can sit upstairs or downstairs"
or sit on a couch
@@razmysignas7216 or another couch
@@sizz5982 or drink coffe
@@razmysignas7216 or do yoga
or do parcour
*”why do you want to work at discord”*
*”that plushie is really cool”*
i checked on a policy director and you get
*Unlimited Sick Days*
imagine being in e_lol’s server couldn’t be me, idk how i found you
699th like
@@slolilols 700th like
I can just imagine the person who asks why you want to work at discord is not surprised when you say one of these 35 options
You'll never Have to go Outside Again!
- Discord Mod
I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS CALLING ME BUT IT WAS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC-
*_Me who had the volume down_*
(I could only hear the voice)
@@Raveen1 gacha 8 year old, also cringe, get off the platform you gacha 4 year old.
@@Anonymous-qo5tl So, People cannot play games they want to play?
@@2coolize540 never said that, I said to get off the platform (RUclips) because Gacha is for little kids. Never said they couldn't play it.
I’m probably not qualified to work at discord but it seems like a really cool job
If you put your mind to it, you can do anything! Don't give up! ^-^
WilliamCrossing Thanks
Some Asian Pilot 1st off you’re basically saying that people with no education at all only work at discord although computer engineers work there. 2nd off discord is a REAL job. Just because a job requires a computer for working doesn’t mean it’s not a real job.
teddibear oh they said that they wouldn’t work at discord because they have an education and would rather work at some Air Force for the military and basically said that Discord is not a real job
@@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar damn that is really toxic of them to say
I loved how the background is the Discord call sound..
Discord: We take our work very seriously
Also Discord: The server are down, because... uhhh... there was this spider you see...
36th reason to work at Discord: you can ban your friends
NiXiT 25 lol
lmao
XDD
FINALLY! PAYBACK!
HAHAHAHA!!!
"I think i'm gonna work at Discord."
"Why?"
"To body slam a Pusheen pillow"
Lmao
Very well, you may start Monday morning.
Ok
Hired!
that giant pusheen plushie is pretty cool
35 reasons to work at discord, 135 reasons to not work at discord
this video looking a lil silly now after all the negative work experience people are having at discord
Agreed
I love how they use the discord ringtone in the music
Yeah me too it's a nice idea
I thought I was getting called lol
@@deeps8689 me too :((
So,..
..is this a transient
false utopian YT Vid
of The occupy IT[ForAwhile] &
(YetToBe~..
UnEmployed\//\\\Yet-Again?),
according To;
(•/ Bls Dot Gov/PariEnronStats
•/ Aflac Dot Co_/PostEnronStats&Pay_Outs)
🙃
@@deeps8689 SAMEEEEE
Requirements for a job:
- 20 Years of something
- 60 Years of another thing
-55 Years of breathing
-Have a PhD from Harvard
-Get a high five from Jeff Bezos
Seems legit
@@MaytheHigurashologist because it is
Seems accurate
Seems true
Seems analogy
This is why i want to work at discord when I’m old enough! this place is awesome
this makes me love discord even more
did anyone else think they were getting a discord call for some weird reason?
haha yea same
Background Music bro
Ye
me too XD
Yup
35 reasons to work at Discord
"Some people sit upstairs, some people sit downstairs..."
Alright, I'm in
ok
enough for me
420th liker
599th like
669 liker thank me later
the music +the call noise made me have to check over at my second monitor multiple times
Discord: "We take our job very seriously"
Also Discord: iTs a wUmPuS
3:58 someday that sound will be nostalgic
Just watch a few years from now we will be brought back together to this vid
Maby in a another 10 years
@@netorousxsodus9778 Who knows XD
but for now that sound gives people panic attack
hiwhill lmao
I'm pretty sure absolutely every shut-in would want this job.
yeah, seems like it'd fit you perfectly.
@@neo6118 *OUCH*
And you'd be shut-in but working at discord
420th like 😏
I love the background music
Dad: what do you want to be when you grow up
Child: Discord person
Reasons I cant work at discord:
· Im not 18
· Im not smart
· Do I look like I talk to people?
· I live thousands of miles away
me too kid
Same
Same
same
Same
Still have yet to find out the actual “job” part of discord.
for some reason i believe this video is just a way to get you in. while they actually abuse their workers and make them do stuff like... making new design shit
hey if the guy responsible for changing design bunch versions ago is reading this, i tell you hi and ask why
if guy responsible for removing it reads my comment, i wanna tell you're awesome
the guy responsible for making new design and deleting it: wtf
vadiks2003 wait yo you seriously think a work place actually makes their workers do stuff???? Na surely not that’s clearly abuse if they did
They Program(JavaScript )and design
Making your employees do something is literally called work
The job part of discord is to add new features and stuff and fix bugs and more
the freaking call sound bro.. i fell for it
bro i would genuinely work here 💀
I feel like discord is just handing themselves a medal
Even if they did they deserve it
@@cosminpopica by banning people who don't like furry loli porn? lol
Български Конникъ uhhhh
Yeh but it's 1 that they deserve
Like the Obama meme lol
*Discord Servers go down*
Me: What could possibly have caused this??
Discord Team: 1:16
WOO HOO, THIS IS LIT
This was hilarious 😅
@@blackbary1239 thank you good sir!
Underrated
😂
I like how there's a discord calling sound in the background, I honestly thought that my friends were calling me, especially as I just got off of discord.
“Here at Discord, we take our work very seriously”
I wonder why it was recommended to me during the covid-19 lockdown
Yep
Yeeeeeeep
*Hello there.*
@@BuddemsMorgan
gEnERaL kEnObI
Hahahahaha same
how many couches do you want at your office?
discord: *yes*
yes
69 likes noob
@@Flygonnerrs he has over 400 likes now, now who's talking!
@@satinfoilplays7830 this was from a year ago are you stupid
also don't assume people's gender
the call sound background music is a banger
This is truly the live of a discord mod