r/NoahGetTheBoat - Cursed Compilation #2

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @Luca..S
    @Luca..S 7 месяцев назад +653

    Remember when the Click was permanently stuck in his closet?

    • @Err0r-404-z6e
      @Err0r-404-z6e 7 месяцев назад +54

      You could say he was in the closet

    • @_.xandxr._4714
      @_.xandxr._4714 7 месяцев назад +56

      I was so proud of click of coming out the closet, now he went back in😔

    • @Err0r-404-z6e
      @Err0r-404-z6e 7 месяцев назад

      @_.xandxr._4714 I think we are seeing an old video of him, so he's still out im so proud of his progress

    • @woodykrska9947
      @woodykrska9947 7 месяцев назад +17

      We’re so proud of click coming out of the closet. When he came out as a successful RUclipsr, I don’t think any of us were surprised.

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 7 месяцев назад +7

      Congrats on him coming out of there

  • @JohnSmithMO
    @JohnSmithMO 7 месяцев назад +297

    Noach, forget the boat. Just run.

  • @hyperswag506
    @hyperswag506 7 месяцев назад +241

    The “CPR is rape” one is actually from a satire account.

    • @Silverfurry89
      @Silverfurry89 7 месяцев назад +8

      I am pretty sure that there was a lawsuit filed in the US for exactly that.

    • @FoxGameCZ
      @FoxGameCZ 7 месяцев назад +10

      I think cpr with mouth to mouth is being no longer recomended. I looked it up and it said this:
      "As the evidence shows, bystander cardiopulmonary resuscitation is most effective when only chest compressions are used, which is why mouth-to-mouth is no longer recommended. If you aren't trained and you see someone collapse, check that the area is safe, push hard and fast, and call for emergency services and an AED."

    • @FoxGameCZ
      @FoxGameCZ 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Silverfurry89 I can imagine it happening.

    • @hyperswag506
      @hyperswag506 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@FoxGameCZ I got first aid certified a few years ago and unless it just recently changed you’re supposed to do 30 compressions at 100bpm then do two rescue breaths and repeat compressions/breaths until they wake up

    • @ironmoondarkwing4190
      @ironmoondarkwing4190 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@hyperswag506
      Maybe different things are taught in different regions/countries. I was also taught that if you aren’t trained and don’t know 100% what you’re doing you should just focus on chest compressions and leave out mouth-to-mouth. Apparently it’s not very effective if you don’t do it just right and it takes up time that you could be using for chest compressions instead.

  • @nagsorinaste5658
    @nagsorinaste5658 7 месяцев назад +40

    omg the mustache, I forgot how much I loved that beard xD

  • @AncapGeneral
    @AncapGeneral 7 месяцев назад +139

    OH MAN, THE INTRO HIT LIKE A TRUCK , am i this old

    • @theworldmushroom2581
      @theworldmushroom2581 7 месяцев назад +6

      Mood tho
      Been around since forever 😅

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 7 месяцев назад +3

      We're all soooo old

    • @tra12048
      @tra12048 7 месяцев назад +2

      So did the outro! So nostalgic!

  • @frogskeleton222
    @frogskeleton222 7 месяцев назад +184

    This is nostalgia in the worst way possible thank you so much for these

    • @chalkopirate
      @chalkopirate 7 месяцев назад +6

      Indeed

    • @mitochondria1065
      @mitochondria1065 7 месяцев назад +1

      I-I-iss that the boiled one?

    • @frogskeleton222
      @frogskeleton222 7 месяцев назад

      @@mitochondria1065 ye

    • @LusindaBlu.3
      @LusindaBlu.3 7 месяцев назад +1

      Did click repost cus the seems familiar

    • @frogskeleton222
      @frogskeleton222 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@LusindaBlu.3 it’s a compilation of clips from his 2019-2020 videos

  • @Werevampiwolf
    @Werevampiwolf 7 месяцев назад +82

    If anyone is wondering, the 2% means that the milk has had the fat removed (turned into skim/skimmed milk) and then fat is added back to 2%. 1% milk is also a thing. I know it's a thing in America (I grew up drinking 2%, and then we switched to 1%)

    • @jacobmerrill693
      @jacobmerrill693 7 месяцев назад +5

      Is 2%/skim just an American thing? Always seemed like one of those normal things that would be everywhere

    • @theoanderson3501
      @theoanderson3501 7 месяцев назад

      Poor you

    • @Caprabone
      @Caprabone 7 месяцев назад

      1% is skim milk.

    • @dragonqueen7922
      @dragonqueen7922 7 месяцев назад +3

      1% is marketed separately from skim milk. Skim milk is less than 1%

    • @Exquailibur
      @Exquailibur 7 месяцев назад

      Bro 2% and under are a scam, they arent really that much better for you and are just white water. Drinking whole milk isnt going to kill you any faster and you also are punishing yourself.
      If you are worried about the amount of fat in milk there are almost certainly other things you should cut out first.

  • @ShinTriAce
    @ShinTriAce 7 месяцев назад +45

    Nostalgia and the fear that you've become too used to the cursed at the same time......

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 7 месяцев назад +4

      The fact that I used to watch these on the tv of all things. Around family D:

    • @MuttWithAStylus
      @MuttWithAStylus 7 месяцев назад +3

      And by mixing any of our 2 emotional primaries we can also produce a third emotion; which in most cases is distinct and recognizable enough to earn its own name!
      Nostalgia + Fear = Existentialism

  • @anitapepita
    @anitapepita 7 месяцев назад +5

    07:39 😃Oh, I had that book when I was a toddler! (Late 80's) It's about this little girl (and her mom and dad) doing their evening rutine, which of course includes washing/a bath. I used to love the book so much, and I obviously didn't find anything wierd about it.
    I honestly don't think this does any harm to the kids reading it, but as an adult... I'll admit that last sentence is sus...😆

  • @Benito675
    @Benito675 7 месяцев назад +43

    Noah, get the speed boat and don't slow down

  • @skellington8090
    @skellington8090 7 месяцев назад +4

    5:24 Ok, that’s not cursed. That’s impressive. Like, really impressive. Imagine how carefully you’d have to stack the meat, cheese, and bread for it to not come tumbling down!

  • @Iamaperson-f3r
    @Iamaperson-f3r 7 месяцев назад +15

    0:46 Yep that's astolfo

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo 7 месяцев назад +7

    I kinda hope Click does more of these funny subreddits. A lot of the subreddits he does nowadays make you kinda sad for the people involved or angry at the people involved if you go through them for too long. I hope he reviews something like r/bonehurtingjuice that’s just stupid fun

  • @gemsineye
    @gemsineye 7 месяцев назад +4

    8:18 this fact is actually a statistical error, due to the one we know as lobsters georg. He lives up in Maine, in the Aroostook county. He’s only seen outside of his house twice a year, because he otherwise spends all of his time eating lobsters nonstop.

  • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
    @hiimcrazyfordrwho 7 месяцев назад +5

    The trouser legs would be beloved by choir kids stuck in hot robes all day. No one would know it's not full pants

  • @nathryl03
    @nathryl03 7 месяцев назад +42

    Regular reminder that you're all awesome, beautiful and valid little beans, just the way you are ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 Love you all ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 7 месяцев назад +12

    1:07
    Astolfo is a guy and he... Put his _"Love"_ into those Chocolates, oh... Oh no, how did the other character get Pregnant from *_EATING CHOCOLATES!?!?_*
    5:07
    Get Gatorade by doing what was in that *_HORRIBLE_* Cat Blender video... To Vaporeon, yeah... I did not wanna be reminded of *_THAT_* 😭😭😭
    Poor Vaporeon
    Poor Cat
    6:46
    Can't spell _"Advertisements"_ without _"S e m e n"_ between _"T i t s"_ *NOOOOOOOOOO* I didn't want to hear that... It's gross, but it did make me laugh
    10:40
    Yeah... Yeah get the boat, those are cursed
    11:02
    W...Winnie, what are you doing, Honey roasted ham, you could have made Blood and Honey better If that was somewhere...
    11:37
    _K e t a m i n e_ Street, ok that's just creative
    17:13
    Kinda creepy, but still very educational

  • @vickichapel3253
    @vickichapel3253 7 месяцев назад +8

    Worst decision, watching this while I eat dinner.......Not eating anymore.

  • @jazefgcm6534
    @jazefgcm6534 7 месяцев назад +2

    0:21 I’m pretty sure it just means 2% fat content. I’m not sure about Sweden but that’s like the most common type of milk in the US

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph42 7 месяцев назад +1

    12:25 Quick! Someone clip this and post it on all the Maga hangouts you can until you're banned from all of them!

  • @syddlinden8966
    @syddlinden8966 7 месяцев назад +4

    Gawd i love how unhinged af these old videos are.

  • @hopelessgeek3776
    @hopelessgeek3776 7 месяцев назад +20

    Oh my, it's moustache Click! I already did cribey wibey to all channelly wenally.

  • @wilda.9826
    @wilda.9826 7 месяцев назад +4

    Videos like this was the reason I started following this channel 3years ago. The cringe made my skin crawl in a weirdly addictive way. A lot about the channel has changed but I still watch almost every video because he is so good at what he is doing.

  • @RavenPeake
    @RavenPeake 7 месяцев назад +5

    Either his mustache grew back perfectly or he's still using stuff he made when he had it. I love how hard he's working.

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 7 месяцев назад +3

      These are old content of his btw

    • @RavenPeake
      @RavenPeake 7 месяцев назад

      @@Lemonnitenite
      Wondered. Thank you.

  • @brambleheart
    @brambleheart 7 месяцев назад +1

    8:03 that’s Life Noggin. They’re an educational channel that explains a variety of topics in an interesting and fun way. Those two happened to be odd ones out.

  • @cranberry420
    @cranberry420 7 месяцев назад +6

    This nostalgia is so good

  • @aprilpantoja
    @aprilpantoja 4 месяца назад +1

    3:13 this actually reminds me of TIGGER and Pooh, not HOBBS and Pooh.

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 7 месяцев назад +5

    Not sure why I decided to watch this while eating but I did… also, for those confused by the 2% milk, I think that’s how much fat is in it. There is whole, 2%, 1%, and 0% also called fat free.

  • @tommarsdon5644
    @tommarsdon5644 7 месяцев назад +3

    Well a cube has 6 sides, and with 9 sections on each side, you're left with 54 sections. Of course, we see the milk coming from only one of these sections. What is 1/54? That's right, (about) 2%!

  • @numberfour1234
    @numberfour1234 7 месяцев назад +1

    10:26 rememinds me of when you and OT calculated the calories of a human baby.

  • @KeoTheUndamaged
    @KeoTheUndamaged 7 месяцев назад +11

    bad news! the boat sank!

  • @jismeraiverhoeven
    @jismeraiverhoeven 7 месяцев назад +1

    The hotdog one they dont say for no reason "you are what you eat"

  • @denaemichele
    @denaemichele 7 месяцев назад +7

    I missed the mustache 🥸

  • @Theworldiscomplex
    @Theworldiscomplex 7 месяцев назад +4

    Noah no need for a boat, nobody is clean.

  • @HonestMagpie
    @HonestMagpie 7 месяцев назад

    If anyone was curious, the "Mixing two primary emotions creates a different emotion" post comes from one of the Comics series ("Making Comics", "Understanding Comics" or "Reinventing Comics", I'm thinking it's probably the first one but I don't recall offhand) by Scott McCloud. INVALUABLE resources if anyone really likes comics and/or wants to get into making them! Also just a fascinating read in general. Highly recommend!

  • @klever...1
    @klever...1 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:10 Ella Emhoff looks like "Weird" Al Yankovic's illegitimate son

  • @stfinalwrath
    @stfinalwrath 7 месяцев назад +9

    Chibi astolfo pops up.
    Click: "It can't be that bad..."
    Well... About that..... 🤣

    • @heavygaming1167
      @heavygaming1167 7 месяцев назад

      yeah i could tell even before the chocolate was mentioned, i saw that bulge and knew where it was going

  • @nsa9695
    @nsa9695 7 месяцев назад +3

    Have missed the stash combo, good to see it again!! Also, thank you for the entertainment!!🎉

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wrap around spider is funny but check out the larval stage of owlflies. You know antlions? That, but it's BIGGER, ANGRIER, HARDER TO SEE and THEY LIVE IN TREES.

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Oh my god, I am free! Apart from the fact I'm going to edit this trash!" Twice. You will, inevitably, edit it twice. >XD

  • @princessjay9351
    @princessjay9351 7 месяцев назад

    7:14 says “Pervert” I put it into a translator

  • @tiredteen8906
    @tiredteen8906 7 месяцев назад +1

    .......God the click looks soooo good with his moustache, cant wait for him to level up from twink to dilf
    Mark/Marc(?) im so sorry but this needed to be said.....

  • @darthmaul216
    @darthmaul216 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:43 femboy milk

  • @elftwelve
    @elftwelve 7 месяцев назад +8

    Wait, this channel is active again?? Yippeee

  • @ChozoSR388
    @ChozoSR388 7 месяцев назад

    Yes, that IS an actual children's book. I used to have a copy of it when I was little.

  • @DarcOne13
    @DarcOne13 7 месяцев назад

    That comic about combining expressions to make new expressions is by Scott McCloud, who taught me 80% of what I know about comics.

  • @eldritchneko2729
    @eldritchneko2729 7 месяцев назад +1

    Those pupils are crazy. Since when did Cliccy get auged? Or undergo Cerberus' Integration procedure? Or was he always a cyborg, and the whole "toxic social media posts are perpetrated by aliens" theory was from the proverbial horse's mouth and sharing it was just his way of trying to clue us in.

  • @Waluigus
    @Waluigus 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is fate 0:37

  • @patrykmaksymowicz1502
    @patrykmaksymowicz1502 7 месяцев назад

    The pick on 6:40 seems made by someone who really liked the og Hellboy movies.

  • @LoremIpsum-dp1li
    @LoremIpsum-dp1li 7 месяцев назад

    6:29 The original Caine from the Amazing Digital Circus.

  • @Chickienugs
    @Chickienugs 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m loving these retro uploads ❤

  • @ladyruatha
    @ladyruatha 7 месяцев назад +1

    These compilations are great, I hope you are having as much fun putting them together as we are watching them.

  • @mutsheen
    @mutsheen 7 месяцев назад +1

    i never realised how much i missed the old outro

  • @dagodzillaman9936
    @dagodzillaman9936 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:34 I Don't Get The Joke

  • @dragonicdragon3460
    @dragonicdragon3460 7 месяцев назад +1

    THE MUSTACHE IS BAAAAACK! Yipee!

  • @SparkleBoi24
    @SparkleBoi24 7 месяцев назад

    Woa your content has evolved so much lol. I've been watching you for years and its fun to go back and see how things have changed

  • @sarab3888
    @sarab3888 7 месяцев назад

    5:20 Oath of throwing it back paladin

  • @gysmothediamond2046
    @gysmothediamond2046 7 месяцев назад

    The thing i love about these videos the most is the outro music.

  • @chalkopirate
    @chalkopirate 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ohh the dark humor. I remember what I originally subcribywibyed for.

  • @MetaCliff
    @MetaCliff 7 месяцев назад

    Awww! I missed that horribly cursed grinning avatar! 👹Reminds me of the Sad Milk days with Oz, OT, and Wonder... That's how I discovered your channels in the first place.

  • @finnik_23
    @finnik_23 7 месяцев назад

    7:20 ah yes, so majestic!

  • @darkwynggryph
    @darkwynggryph 7 месяцев назад

    2:00 is it bad that my medical-minded butt actually laughed at this when I first saw it?
    Also 9:00 : erm... not exactly feetus level, but arguably more cursed, there's this anomaly called acardia. DON'T GOOGLE IT. You've been warned.

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 7 месяцев назад

    0:17
    2% milk
    I don't know what the 2 represents.
    And I don't know what it would be called in Sweden either.

  • @MewTheGoob
    @MewTheGoob 7 месяцев назад

    I think I want to take my ears off after that ABYSMAL first 2 seconds

  • @simplymaya.1438
    @simplymaya.1438 7 месяцев назад

    So much content within the past few days!! We are blessed

  • @revolesto4151
    @revolesto4151 7 месяцев назад

    10:37 Shrek + Mike = Allen from [INSERT TITLE CARD HERE]

  • @connt1nu3
    @connt1nu3 7 месяцев назад +4

    I should show my brother Noah the beginning of this video.

  • @C4LLM3ELAINE
    @C4LLM3ELAINE 7 месяцев назад

    Me clicking on this video: I'm sure it'll be fine.
    Me watching it: Hmmm, what a day to have eyes

  • @melissawatson5821
    @melissawatson5821 7 месяцев назад

    I never realised i missed the outro music until I heard it again just now. wow... Time for the next cursed video!

  • @KoshTimeStepper
    @KoshTimeStepper 7 месяцев назад

    The cursed compilation should have had a bingo! Please make it a thing one day.

  • @Aries-ku8uk
    @Aries-ku8uk 6 месяцев назад

    7:38 I KNOW THIS GAME. I HAVE PLAYED THIZ GAME. I can confidently say: it's far weirder than it looks.

  • @ameliasohambenjah734
    @ameliasohambenjah734 7 месяцев назад

    😂lol that was fun. Like the mustache. Also must b an Mandela effect on the ep of Winnie the pooh, yep yep😮 totes

  • @RavenPeake
    @RavenPeake 7 месяцев назад

    1:07 it's Frogbait.

  • @jiggermole
    @jiggermole 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you for filtering the Internet for me

  • @jayglenn837
    @jayglenn837 7 месяцев назад +1

    Click not knowing what 2% milk was is funny. Must be a US/Canada thing

  • @SigmaGE
    @SigmaGE 7 месяцев назад

    Really glad you're doing r/NoahGetTheBoat again :D

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 7 месяцев назад

      These are reposts from old videos. Giving them a new life so to speak. The actual subreddit changed format so he had to stop with it.

    • @SigmaGE
      @SigmaGE 7 месяцев назад

      @@elaexplorer That's sad.... I don't really get on the hellscape, guess it's been long enough I forgot everything.

  • @ValanaWoods
    @ValanaWoods 7 месяцев назад

    Your glue is leaking out of your seams.

  • @philospher77
    @philospher77 7 месяцев назад

    Sears Trouser Legs are just early prototypes of programmer socks!

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous 7 месяцев назад

    Oh my god it’s Cliccy! Totally not that other guy click with a moustache disguise on

  • @vladimirmihnev9702
    @vladimirmihnev9702 7 месяцев назад

    2% is fat. Or as a smart man once said, water pretending to be milk!

  • @TaxiTurvy
    @TaxiTurvy 7 месяцев назад

    I have travelled back in time

  • @LoremIpsum-dp1li
    @LoremIpsum-dp1li 7 месяцев назад

    8:21 “average person eats 3 -spiders- lobsters a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 -spiders- lobsters per year. -Spiders- Lobsters Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 7 месяцев назад

    We might get more Fluffies. I should not be happy about that........

  • @smolapril
    @smolapril 7 месяцев назад

    14:52 hope he doesn't have nut allergy

  • @morbid333
    @morbid333 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oh, I forgot about that theme music

  • @annatoth1675
    @annatoth1675 7 месяцев назад

    i have seen many things i wish to unsee

  • @littlerusher3000
    @littlerusher3000 7 месяцев назад

    i deffo should stop eating while watching ur vids 😭

  • @zathtanks
    @zathtanks 7 месяцев назад +1

    2% milk fat

  • @straneas3099
    @straneas3099 7 месяцев назад

    1:08 that look like that youtuber funkyfrog-

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 7 месяцев назад

    The closet and the mustache

  • @Sodapoppywashere
    @Sodapoppywashere 7 месяцев назад

    ahh i missed noah get the boat, so cursed, just how i like it

  • @DESMal
    @DESMal 7 месяцев назад

    When Ngtb was first being covered it was so much more cursed then when people stopped covering it... sad

  • @billiboi122
    @billiboi122 7 месяцев назад

    Back into the closet of love

  • @Dithippothingystuff
    @Dithippothingystuff 7 месяцев назад +1

    One of my fav intros ^^

  • @theperiidot
    @theperiidot 7 месяцев назад

    I entirely regret watching this video

  • @Happykastle
    @Happykastle 7 месяцев назад

    HE’S BACK IN THE CLOSET

  • @conglomeratehq
    @conglomeratehq 5 месяцев назад

    0:25 2% milk fat content

  • @cassandracastro2759
    @cassandracastro2759 7 месяцев назад

    The filling the valentine chocolate with love comes from Shimoneta, which is fucking great series (dirty joke intended), but to be fair the pregnant thing came from somewhere else.

  • @husky6965
    @husky6965 7 месяцев назад

    old click looks like kaiser wilhem the second with his mustache.

  • @RuthBhmand
    @RuthBhmand 7 месяцев назад

    I thrive on this psyko pace reboot of closet click. Vrum vrum speed curse content.❤