How Mark Normand Survived Touring With Bert Kreischer | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2024
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This should be called explaining Alcoholism without addressing it
I believe honestly we could use Bert as a opportunity to explain it thoroughly. On the highest end of the spectrum. SMH I know, it's probably too late. But, I pray for his recovery. 🙏
Lol
I’m beginning to wonder if Bert even has natural kidneys anymore.
Theoretically stem cells can regrow from other stem cells…
Don't forget the 1-2 gallons of kool-aid a day
Bert's body really should be studied by scientists for years to come .
Bert behind the cameras with a loaded .45
That is one hell of a funny image
Bert is more of a .380 guy.
RIP Greg Giraldo
That micky mantle gene definitely working for Brett Krishna 😊
You mean Burnt Crystals?
Bert Kreischer is just like a drunk golden retriever.
Who needs to be put down.
Lol
If the golden retriever was constantly trying to sell you shit all day
@@LR1507 And trying to take its shirt off. 🤣
No. Golden retrievers aren’t annoying.
B-Man’s kidneys are crown royal bags full of bottle caps and barnacled coins from a wishing well.
Marks is on to something about Bert channeling his sex energy into his heart. People usually have to train for that but Bert has it innately.
Bert has it anally
Make America Innate Again
Bert would be the world's best shirtless accountant
5:43 That is a brilliant theory with merit Dr. Normand.
Focking nailed it.
Its nice of you to continue to support your friends even through their monumental decline
Thank god he's not just an accountant somewhere... 🤣🤣
He resisted the urge to kill himself multiple times
Tom: I'm gonna go take a nap, what about you?
Bert: Doesn't it feel great... to be an alcoholic 😂😂😂🤣💀
Bert is really a maschine 😂😂😂
Bert will be the next Chris Farley and Artie Lange
I expected exactly this and nothing less! 🤣
Strange thought but the way Tom laughs so genuinely hard every time Normand insults Bert shows how much he actually loves Bert
This was definitely posted for reasons other than comedy if you ask me😂
I love ya Mark! Saw you on the last night of your tour last year in the Hamptons. Black guy front row! Excellent show. I had no idea in the next few months you would do a show in my Hometown in Tyson’s Corner Va.. lol😅
As long as Dr. Drew signs off on this behavior...
Anyone drinking as much as Bert had no libido drinking in excess makes it difficult to become aroused
It's nicotine that is suppressing his sex drive. I've been chewing nicotine gum for 7 years. Sex drive plummets. He likes those dumb shit Zyn packets.
Crack Amico's "2 Bears 1 Grave" DISTURBED Normand!
Fun fact: If you've ever played Kingdom Come Deliverance you'll see that young bert actually plays Henrys Father
If you took an ultrasound of Bert’s organs they would probably be dark
So is Bert gonna get help at some point, or do we keep making jokes until his alcoholism kills him?
He's got new liver money, probably
Remember when he was getting offended by people saying stuff about it? Like buddy, come on 😂
Both
The 2nd one
Not to necessarily disregard this thought but I think Bert would be more than pleased to have that happen. And if /when alcohol does him in. He’s probably still gonna own it and go out with a bang
Watching 2 bears…is basically watching a 2 hour advertisement instead of a podcast…
I don't want it to happen, but he will wind up like Chris Farley or John Belushi if he doesn't slow TF DOWN. I love Bert.
How can he drink all day? Alcoholism.
And cocaine
@@agustinvacavalverde This. Even alcoholics need sleep.
You guys covering for Chrysler being caught or something? 😂😂😂😂
I am giving him 5-10 years MAX left.
we are not that lucky
can I have like 80 years too, please?
People have been saying this about Bert for about 5-10 years now.
Didn't the Smashmouth dude good friend of his pass away recently because of the same thing :-'(
Generous
If you change the B E to F A his name would be FART
Trt helps 😂
Alcoholism does in fact lower testosterone.
And raises estrogen levels in men in heavy regular consumers
Berts liver exploded years ago, but his brain hasn't got the message cause that hamster done died way before the liver did.
I had a buddy like that....he was impossible to hang with.....then I discovered his secret....cocaine.
Recovering alcoholic here, you won't be able to keep up with Bert because he has to drink to function, therefore no hangover, excruciating 5 day withdrawal instead if he stops or maybe he's too fat for withdrawal 😂
I was thinking the same shit, can’t be sick if you don’t stop drinking, that’s gotta be his logic.
never really got that aspect of Bert or why he/others think being an alcoholic is so cool
0:28 Tom Segura
Tell Bert's pancreas when it craps out on him
The only dudes that I know that can hang like Bert are the ones on Coke lol 😆 🤷🏽♂️
How old is that..?
he’s on adderall and zanex . takes the hangover away and gives you energy at the same time. it’s a slippery slope though
burt loves his xans
Benzos don't mix well with alcohol.
@@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 you don't say
Is Burt the inspiration for Billy Ray Schafer?
Is that true about Tim Dillon? I've listened to all his podcasts from the beginning, back to 2015 or 2016. He never mentioned Mark much, even in the early days when he was poor
I think Dillon has been in the LA scene for a while now, they probably didn't cross paths a ton in NY
@@moloney55 Tim moved in 2019. Mark moved to NY in 2007. So pretty much for Tim's entire New York career, Mark was there. It's not possible that they didn't cross paths many times. Also, did you watch this clip?
TD’s definitely not gay!!!
“He looks fine” no, he doesn’t lol
I thought Doug Stanhope was the king of the party drinking life...then Bert comes along and says "Hold my Beer!'
stanhope isnt a party guy? wth man he just also talks about his problems
He's having fun , leave him alone people .
No . WE hate him
Does Kreischer know how to do anything besides drink and take off his shirt ? Glad his movie bombed.
Why is Bert shoved down our throats?
Substance abuse can dull your sex drive
Reposting a podcast from 2021 should be illegal 😂😂😂
That's because he has pharmaceuticals to keep it going. If it was only booze, he'd drop like a rock.
Is any of this supposed to be a good thing? Imagine always having to be drunk
like who?
I mean, yeah he might be dead in 10 years, but he seems to be living the hell out of his life.
I lived life for a while having to be drunk all day. It's a miserable existence
@@jeffstacey2928when have you HAD to be drunk all day lol
@@jillsilander7800 because my body would have seizures if I stopped
This is wild because he’s gonna die of a heart attack in the next 5 years.
Bert is normal guy? If being delusional as f is normal, yes he is.
Delusional does seem to be a more and more common thing among people these days 🤷♀️
#BertyBoy
Burt cast Mark Hammill and Mark ruins the movie and Burts mind.
Ahhh, back when Tom was likable
we hate Bert
Don't mess with The Machine, you should have known better 😁 #Joe&Jerlando
He said once: I made a deal with myself, I'll never cheat on my wife; 'coz he had a perfect moment one morning with his wife and kids playing around; looks like he never had before and was precious to him
Don't hate on Bert. Bert is silly, he'll come around on the drinking I think.
Alcoholics reason it out and rarely come around.
I bet bert takes Adderall.
Coke
I would have said that but he goes hard every day. Plus he freaked over some Molly that Ari gave him. He is more of a government legal addict.
Bert sucks don’t ruin your legacy like this
These two low-key admitting on a podcast they cheat on their wives anytime they’re not there, interesting
Tom thinks he's better than everyone else. Berts just a drunk. Both stale.
Kreischer is tolerated because he’s rich and buys everyone stuff
So the only thing real about Bert is alcoholism
Tom calling Bert fat now is the only funny thing he days anymore
Wait wait… Tim Dillon is GAY! Who knew..? 😅
"Something to this" Yeah he's also a cokehead...no other way around it
Nightmare. Bert is just nonstop retelling of his one funny joke, of course with his boobs out.
This is old.
Mark never is, but jeez...
Bert is a 55 year old child who constantly has to be naked while making every single thing about himself .
Cry more
Describing Bert as a 50 year old man with a wife and children that so badly wants to be 21 again is extremely pathetic and disgusting.
God I absolutely despise Bert, I hope he doesn’t stop drinking & smoking & overeating.
Bert is definitely on coke
Mark is a goat
What a lame clip, Normand comedy?
I can’t survive an episode of the terrible show let alone a full day with either Bert or Tom.
With a little help from the magical Hunter B. grade (guaranteed) cocaine.
Normand is really talented..... Bert is such a hack. Will never understand his appeal.
IMO Bert is a fun, and well intentioned but I don’t respect him at all. He has below average comedy craftsmanship, he is a drunk and he has family.
He people pleases on a level that I haven’t seen in comedian since Chris Farley. IMO that’s what put Chris in the grave.
Don’t confuse having lots of money with happiness.
Nobody think’s Bert&Tom are funny anymore. They’ve turned into greedy money grabbers who only see their fans as wallets.
the only problem is hes not funny
Bert isn't funny
Bert isn’t funny enough to kill your liver for. Wrong career move
He will die early
Brent isn’t even funny anymore!
I hate bert so much
I love that this a whole conversation about a mans alcoholism and it’s just straight praising him for it like it’s not the biggest problem in his life. 😂 it’s fine when yall do it…but when is normies and poors do it…😂
“Thank god we have him in the comedy world.” MY GOD WHAT WOULD THE WORLD HAVE DONE WITHOUT A GLORIFIED DRUNK AS A “COMEDIAN?”