@@Rubyxxx2939oh my god. it’s been two years since i commented this somehow. these videos were my childhood i don’t remember much, because i lost my memory due to getting an illness but thank you for bringing me back to these videos.
I remember seeing a spider somehow fall on my sibling's chest and they calmly squashed it and picked it away and my other sibling had a shocked face and my sibling just said in a deadpan voice you better close that mouth or a spider might fall in too.
22:05 dan: i hope you enjoyed and i hope it didnt trigger you to much. me: the only reason im triggered is because i was yelling at my screen the entire time telling you to use the cheese puffs to lure 2 spiders and then shoot them.
Dan: are you currently in an unhealthy relationship with your wife and or kids Spider: actually yeah I am Dan: Done. Spider:huh? Dan: just get your cleaning tools you'll be happier and don't look out your window tonight.
Игры
Dan: Why is this room such a mess
Also Dan: *throws everything in his room on the floor plus burns everything*
Lol i noticed the same thing
I loved when he said “holly cow”
@@Sam-zq4mi lol me too😂
Dan: “You have two seconds to guess what this game is about” Me: “killing spiders?” Dan: “wrong! it’s about killing spiders”
Ha lmao this comment is the best
Jace C lollll
My guess, this game, is about, fire
@Christopher Farley "everyone dislikes that"
You copied what I wrote 😡
*burns everything around fireplace*
*looks at fireplace*
Dan: no fire doesn't go in there.
lol
I was gonna say that lol
Other people seeing a spider: *puts it outside*
Dan: *grabs lighter and match*
yep
very true
Normal people with spiders:puts it out Dan:gets gun and shoots house down
Normal People *hits with book* Kind People *puts outside* Dan *shoots spider with rocket launcher*
Take me with you
me: "Ahh spider!" *grabs shoe*
mom: "Hey don't kill it"
Dan: *BURNS THE HOUSE DOWN*
Seems *A C C U R A T E*
Lol
Luckycat Sparkle here in Australia it’s *K I L L O R B E K I L L E D*
I’m Australian
@@cindyyang2867 usually for only big ones
*watching spiders dying*
Me: *feels an itch on my arm*
Also me: *Screams*
Stop your scaring me
Yesssssss!
Achu 03 Lmao
*but really you were freaked out and it was all imagination*
itch* screams*
Spiders Running for their lives
Dan holding a gun: "I'm not gonna hurt you"
😂
This made me laugh so hard!
Dan: " WHY IS THIS ROOM SO MESSY!?"
Me; " Because you burned it down bro."
Dan: *Destroys kid's room*
Also Dan: WHY IS UR ROOM A MESS?!
Lol
HIS KIDS SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN SMOKING
Pol
Lolololol
Stolen
Me: Uses a lighter and febreeze.
Dan: Uses a tactical nuke.
Christopher Farley pls stop spamming this on every comment
@Christopher Farley Yea dude stop spamming or else pepole will unsubscribe
Christopher Farley stop delete your comment you can gain them on your own
I use some spray until it dies
Yo you what do you have against hash browns aka potato’s
Dan: burns down the bathroom
Also Dan: “this is so accurate”
Most recent comment I found lol
Watching Dan play these random games is probably the best thing in the world
I couldn’t agree more.
Ikr
Dan: *KILLS SPIDERS*
The Spider In My Room: *Thats messed up Mate*
Ha!
Lol
ur not the REAL potato
Same there’s one in the corner
Ha that happened to me today
Dan: “There’s a spider in my office!”
Jemma: “I’ll get the flame thrower,”
**hair spray and lighter
@Christopher Farley meeee
@Christopher Farley i am all about helping
@@radiat_ahmed3185 I said that too!😆
Lmaooo
*blows up room*
Dan: That'll teach you, to disobey me, you little punk.
In dans life everything and everyone is a punk😂😂😂😂😂
@@Rubyxxx2939oh my god. it’s been two years since i commented this somehow. these videos were my childhood i don’t remember much, because i lost my memory due to getting an illness but thank you for bringing me back to these videos.
dan: “ill give you two seconds to guess”
me: killing spiders
dan “wrong, its about killing spiders.”
YyyyyEEPPPP
Dan: why is this room such a mess ?!?!
Also Dan: *literally set a fire*
Kay...
Mizz Natalie I thought of that too😂
Lol😂😂😂
You copied him...
lol
Dan: I trained in a ninja school for this
Me:Custom Mod Adventure Flashback
i thought he said he didn't train
but still tho
Same though only t he OGs remember that
Yeah that’s when he did videos doing adventures with trayures
That brought to me memories..
Dan’s son: *smokes*
Dan: …..so you have chosen death.
Me: watching this
Also me: itching literally everywhere
i get itchy when i watch anything related to bugs
Dan: “it’s fun to kill these spiders!”
*all the spiders in my room backing out*
HAHAHAAHHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ꨄ Bubblę Føx ꨄ heh heh
Lol maybe when I see spiders i'll just play this vid
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Olivia McCallum dont judge us 🤦🏻♀️ 😒
Dan: "I haven't trained at ninja school for this"
Me: *throws back to when can went to ninja school in mine craft*
Dan* you said can
YES
@@Prodavac he is a can
dan: *throws kids stuff everywhere*
also dan: "mY kIdS rOoM iS a mEsS!!!"
I remember seeing a spider somehow fall on my sibling's chest and they calmly squashed it and picked it away and my other sibling had a shocked face and my sibling just said in a deadpan voice you better close that mouth or a spider might fall in too.
🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha I love how Dan killed his girlfriend 🤣🤣
Omg Ingy that’s hilarious
Dan: Trashes kids room and literally lites it on fire
Also Dan: “Why is your room such a mess”
Christopher Farley uh yes
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
Smont
Dan: "Why is this room a mess?"
Me: Didn't you forget? YOU SET IT ON FIRE
Certificate Redemption Center I WAS GONNA SAY THAT lol
Dan: “pulls out a pistol”
Also Dan: “I’m not gonna hurt you”
Dan: Aw why is this room such a mess
Dan 1 minute earlier: *Burning down the room and throwing everything*
Me: I think the shotgun is TO heavy duty for spiders
DanTDM: *whips out C4*
American:(whips out RPG with 9999999 rounds and uses all ammo)
Toonmatt 92 x
Jemma: will you dry the Landry
Dan: Sure
Dan: Gets fire and puts the Landry on fire
Jenna: *gets mad*
DanTDM: **Confused uunga buunga**
Laundry*
XD
Thanks laundry 😁
@@katmouse6679 poes
Dan: someone who doesn’t know what a nightstand is. 😃
I remember playing this when the demo came out. This is honestly nostalgic.
“im not gonna hurt you!”
Kills it with a clipboard and burns the other
Me: yeah that’s painless
Ha ha yeah
LOL
Lol
Not liking your comment because it’s on 69
Niq Ice bruhhhhhh
Is it just me or do I love dans videos to much that I watch them every day and night lol
Spiders:can be killed easily
Also spiders:can push food, botttles, and books
Dan: guess what this game is about
Me: about killing spide
Dan: you got it wrong it's about killing spiders
broken unit I said *about killing spiders with fire* 🕷🔥
Me: ._.
I guessed it was about killing bugs with fire 🔥
but did you really guess that tho
LOL same
Dan: this is my beautiful girlfriend right here...
Jemma: *TRIGGERED*
Thats why he had the trigger warning 😂
It was funny when he said destroy the evidence when he smashed one of the picturrs
@Christopher Farley Dinosaur
Plot twist: that's Jemma...
He is talkin about jemma I think
Dan: I'm not gonna hurt you i promise! Also Dan:*holds out a gun*
16:57 “I’m not gonna hurt you”
PULLS OUT GUN
Dan: messes up whole room while looking for spiders
Also dan: “why is this room such a mess”
True
Yikes~
hmmm i wonder
Lel
If I laugh too hard I'm gonna throw up so curse You
Dan: Burns down his house
Firefighter: What happened
Dan: Spiders happened
Oh no.
🤣Hey! I just watched Wreck it Wralf 2 and I was wondering where I could find the UK version so I could hear u voice! 😄
So tru tho
Hey! I just watched Wreck it Wralf 2 and I was wondering where I could find the UK version so I could hear u voice E Boy
1 2 3 like$?
Dan: it’s very hard to kill it with a Sheriken
also Dan: gets three kills in a row with it
Lol
Dan: *kills 4 spiders at once with fire*
Also Dan: “They want me to kill two at once?”
Dan said the most relatable things at the beginning of this video.
2:07 You could have used the cheese puffs to lure them all into one spot to shotgun them all, then you can get the achievement
12:07 *
Every adult you know:get 8 hours of sleep!
You:sleeps
Dan :posts
You: I don’t need sleep, I need Dan’s video
Why were you sleeping at 5,40 pm
@@ellieava1 Different people have different timelines depending on where they live. For me its 10:15 pm right now
@@bhadrar184 for me it’s 11:45 am but I was taking a nap
For me it’s 9:45pm
Did you notice that dan is getting a beard for once
Dan: see’s red spider “what can you do to me....” me: turn you into spider man-
YES
Christopher Farley why are you everywhere none really cares if you keep asking around
@Christopher Farley BRUH STOP YOURE COMMENTING ON ALL THE RUclipsRS CHANNELS
Yes huge yes!
Dan: "thats what happens when you disobey me u little punk"
Baby: Uma go back in ur tummy mum bye dad!
I hope dan makes a video of him playing the VR version of this, it isn’t as scary as I thought it was gonna be
The way I’m already laughing and it’s only the start😭
Imagine if this was VR Dan would be screaming loud enough that I could hear it all the way from the us
I’m in Australia
Yee
Lol i could hear it all the way from europe
But he’s in europe
@@notapoorperson56 Oop
As somebody with arachnaphobia, this is extremely satisfying
I know because i have that
I have arachnophobia, but I refuse to kill any spiders and get annoyed if anyone else kills one.
@Brianna Dunning its when u have a huge giant fear of spiders, i have it
I have arachnophobia..
Brianna Dunning
its a vERY big fear of spiders i have it
I love how dan lit everything but the fireplace LOL
6:06 Dan: "This is so accurate"
Dan: *continues to burn down a room
Dan: ha ha i got aaa theirs more.
@Christopher Farley bro stop promote yourself just workhard you lazybone
You used the wrong there
@Christopher Farley Stop promoting yourself, earn it by making good videos.
@Christopher Farley Wait I also saw you on pewdiepie and flamingo! smh
@Christopher Farley You should work for it instead of trying to get famous by comments
I actually love when he got scared and blew the fire torch thing and screamed lol I actually love it
Lol
Lol the fire torch thing was a flamethrower👍
Dan: times up, you got it wrong.
Me: has played the game
i havent played the game or heard anything about it and i knew
Dans reaction to bugs are hilarious even in 2021 😂
imagine dan burning his sons bedroom down when hes a teenager
@Christopher Farley stop getting in for yourself
@@spider-prime793 he's alienzgamer lol
😂
.lols
Well I mean, dan loves burning down spiders in rooms xD
Nobody:
DanTDM: *Makes everyone’s quarantine better*
U really close to 10k
havent watched him in so long :,)
yes sisters
Wait is this RUclips I thought it was Netflix
@@jackiemilsom8314 what?
*Dantdm’s family when they return home* : WHA- WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED IN HERE?
*Dantdm* : Well- I saw....a few spiders...
1:10 the invention of a new word lol
Me: It’s about killing spiders, its in the thumbnail
Dan: You got it wrong, It’s about killing spiders
Me: Aw man
Cmon man! how did you not get that!
@Sebastian Parsons aw man
@@DZTWoo so we back in the m i n e
Really? It was so eazy but you got it wrong!
@@DZTWoo got a pickaxe swing'n from side to side
" mum, can we have *pest control* "
" no, we have *pest control* at home "
*pest control* at home:
Kinda good tho-
pest
Lol
LOL
PeSt CoNtRoL
I remember playing this game, I was really jumpy and my brother’s gf got behind me and pinched my sides with a roar, it was hilarious and scary.
DAN, PLEASE, PLAY THE FULL THING. ITS SO FUN
Dan: I’m not gonna hurt you.
He says as he holds a revolver
lol
Le oof
XD
Mister boi
Kinda reminds me of Davie504 "NO PRESSURE"
“Lure them in with Cheetos... and BAM!”- the words of a wise man 😂
True words of incredible knowledge
Yes
Lol😂😂
True
Can’t stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
22:05
dan: i hope you enjoyed and i hope it didnt trigger you to much.
me: the only reason im triggered is because i was yelling at my screen the entire time telling you to use the cheese puffs to lure 2 spiders and then shoot them.
Spider 1: hey spider 2! A new vid came out from dan!
Spider 2:what’s it bout?
Spider 1: uh-
N-never mind...
Dan: I need to kill those spiders
Spiders: please i have a family :(
Dan: kills the family
If you kill the family then no prob
popsicles
Tarantula: your family is dead
Dan: are you currently in an unhealthy relationship with your wife and or kids
Spider: actually yeah I am
Dan: Done.
Spider:huh?
Dan: just get your cleaning tools you'll be happier and don't look out your window tonight.
Dan: **burns toilet paper**
The situation we are in right now: (❁´◡`❁)
Lol
Dan:pulling out a revolver
Also Dan:I'm not gonna hurt ya
Me when I find a spider “ Everyone OUT it’s time to burn the house down 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕸️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏠🏠
Me : sees a spider in the sink
Brain : run down the stairs screaming
I hates spiders
“I smoked your stuff.”
-DanTDM 2020
Play more of this game
When the full game comes out please play it Dan
Dan's Wife:*Comes home and sees wrecked house that's on fire*.Dan:I saw a spider
Hahaha
Haha lol
4:30
Dan:i didnt train in ninja school for this
Me:remembers the ninja mod he showcased
He did train for the shurikens tho and progress to fight the master ninja if I'm not wrong.
Awww memories :)
"I GET YOU!" dang that almost killed me
Dan:
Shoots the piano
Pianists:
Unsubscribe
6:09 and 15:29- an accurate representation of me when I see a spider literally anywhere.
Dan's dad mode turned on when he went into his kid's room
13 years later:
Dan: why is your room such a mess??!!
Asher: but yo-
Dan: No ExCUsES
Shut up... Nobody actually cares.
@@AstralSpaceFox Seriously...
@Christopher Farley I will.
Also dan: pulls out a hair spray and a lighter.
Christopher Farley OoOh we got a shameless self promoter!!! He trash.
Please do more of this game
1:25 that "ohh noo" tho lol
I remember watching this video the day it came out watching this again. Makes me feel so old.
Pls make more videos of this game I love it I liked your channl
Spider-Man when he sees this video:
*Aight imma head out*
Lol
No He anhillates Dantdm for killing spiders
🕷
Aight?
🕷🧑
Dan play this game while singing “Show Yourself”
@Aaradhana Prabakaran yeah
Aaradhana Prabakaran imo it sucks
oI feLIX
Yas Frozen 2. UwU
Jacquelines's Animations and More! 37 seconds ago
Dan is screaming more in this game than some of the horror maps/games!
Play more of this!!
Me: *Tries to kill spiders*
"So you have chosen death.."
Death: What? ME? No, Hell Nah! You deal with them.
DEATH!!!
Dan: **Pulls out a revolver**
Also Dan: "I'm not gonna hurt ya"
literally the opposite of what he said.
LITERALLY the oposite
What they said
@@Yuki_Chan._. and @Lucy Doherty : No that is what dan said, Art Enthusiastic and Camden & Carter are both right.
where is part 2
Dan:trashing room while looking for spiders
Also dan: "why is this room such a mess"
Part 2 plz of this game
Dan: Completes all achievements in Hardcore mode
Dan when he sees a spider: OHH GOD JEEZ THEY'RE FAST HOLY COW AHHH
Someone copied you. (Sorry for bad english, I'm romanian)
I'm am scared of spiders...😳
@Christopher Farley actually not
Some one copied your comment
@@purityisvirtue9306 Whaaaaaat
Me with arachnophobia: *time to face my fear*
Also me 10 seconds later: ayo i think i gtg.
This is literally me when there is a spider in the room 😂
There were DEFINITELY no spiders killed during the making of this video.
Dan: Why is this room such a mess!
Me: I have a theory....
I have a theory...
A GAME THEORY!