Moose I thing that thing that you asked us what it was was a mixing machine Moose so Can I please Have a shout out in the next video I’m really trying really hard to get to 4000 hours of watch time so I can finale get monetized on youtube and I have bin doing youtube for more than 2 years now
He also put an ad for every 3 minutes which shows he really was stressed but it is ok but not his usual ad amount but its good because he is the best youtuber
Thanus Hehehe I don’t think it’s not normal to have a few ads at regular intervals. It’s 1 of a youtubers main source of income, so it’s important to have enough ads to provide a stable income and keep the fans happy
Dan’s son to Dan: ‘Dad why is my sister called rose?’ Dan: ‘Because your mother loves roses!’ Dans son: ‘Oh okay, thanks dad!’ Dan: ‘No problem triangles!’
You are the smartest person in existence dan please read this comment and name your child that in the future or just read it and mention it in a vid :-P or Don't
dan goes to engineering school. professor: dan, what is the best material to hold up bridges? Dan: Triangles here, Triangle there, Triangles everywhere and a bit of spring
Hey Dan, just in case you do a part 2 I thought it would be good for you to know that a lot of your bridges would have worked better had you done a more steady incline/curve on your bridges with the roads. Often times there would be a bump, so when the car drives over that bump a lot of momentum and pressure is focused into that one point and causes something to snap, and then a chain reaction. Great video by the way!
i love how when dan screams BOI the car lands and shoves the front of the bridge into the water (disrespectfully) and walks off with shades i could see it all in my head
hi dan im back watcing you i started watching you when you had 100k subs and youve grown so far congrats on all the hard work youve donekeep making people smile
Dan: Are you relaxed yet?! Also Dan: Lean back in your chair 7:53 Me: Watching this while standing up Also Me: Does it anyways We both know what happened after that
Игры
"Let's not kill someone today" -DanTDM2020
Everyone who cross the bridge:
"PLOPS"
♤♡◇♧
Oooooooooppppppoooooopoooooooooopoopoopo
Dan: "Just sit back in your chair."
People laying in their beds watching: visible confusion
*confused screaming*
confused screaming
LOL true
@@ilikemoomoos6808 Lol, we both made the same reply! xD
A modified version of another comment
12:09
‘Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture, and this picture.’
‘They’re the same picture.’
Looool Soo true
Dan your “dad” is showing, you’re aggressively telling people to relax
Yep lol
LMAO
0
My face when Dan said triangles are the king = your profile picture
thing is in the future he actually is a dad
Dan: posts
RUclips: lets notify this person 3 minutes late
CoolClipStudio XD Same
Yes and here’s another version
Dan: Posts
Bots: *I am speed*
:,( that's me
Bumble Angel haha
Same
Dan: lets name her karen
Karen when the bridge breaks: WHERES THE MANAGER
*I wish to interrogate the CEO of construction*
ool
Hey can I speak to your manager
Lol
lol
Dan: Do you feel relaxed? I feel relaxed.
Poly Bridge 2: You won't be soon!
Dan dan: sit back in your chair. Me: cozy blanket is cozy
lol
*Learn to speak English you're being cringeworthy*
@@tamatoa4720 No you
@@qeedzhr I know how to spell correctly *bucko*
Me is cozy in bed
Probably best you weren't an architect 😬😂
RUclips hi YT
Love ur app
@@fuziondash1687 lololol
RUclips yep
Hi youtube im in youtube
DanTDM: “do you feel relaxed?”
Me: *remembers everything that happened in 2020*
For real though
Moose I thing that thing that you asked us what it was was a mixing machine
Moose so Can I please Have a shout out in the next video I’m really trying really hard to get to 4000 hours of watch time so I can finale get monetized on youtube and I have bin doing youtube for more than 2 years now
I hate 2020!!!!!!
@JZSOYSAUCE I felt a earthquake at the end of march it left cracks in my apartment :|
2020 or 2019 unsure
🙄this year tho
"Her name Karen, she is gonna help us."
I have never heard of a Karen helping other humans
Scardragon This Karen is the one I respect
XD
A Karen isn't human though
@@jenbigfesses442 I agree
Scardragon neither have i
Therapist: *Cowboy Dan doesn't exist, he can't hurt you*
Cowboy Dan: 18:16
“I wanna go back to poly bridge 1 where hydraulics don’t exist!”
Hydraulics exist in poly bridge 1 😐
Jack Coccia lol
Also didnt he say he knew the game
.
What is hydraulics
Arfan Playzzz786 ur mom
_bridge falls apart_
Dan: *”Oh That’s Better.”*
He literally said that before it fell apart.
he said that before it happened doe
Mats Blomvik yea
Yea you are right
So? It’s still funny
Everyone: Golden Gate Bridge
Dan: San Francisco bridge
XD
when
@@ocelot_zz watch the video
@@Sh12pen i watch the whold video and never saw it
@@ocelot_zz 11:36
7:59 yes, I’m relaxed. I’m buried in my plushies at midnight with a very wholesome RUclips channel playing on my head phones. 😊
Dan: "Maybe you guys are shouting at the screen"
Me: Laughing at the screen because of the failures
Same
Xd
Yeah epic failures
Dan : "the music is calming but I'm not calm at all"
Devs : "that's the point"
Dr. Pepper Gaming yeaaaa
Yassss
True
We driving down a bridge *looks out window and sees dan with a hammer and construction helmet* OH HEY DA- oh crap
SOOOOO TURE
@@Lisa-uj8dg true*
Lol
When you realize today was the one year anniversary for his hard core world
WHAT NO WAY
it’s been- WHAT
Pokemon ever
what
now its finished...
Dan: "ARE YOU RELAXED YET!?" "IT'S EASY, LAY BACK IN YOUR CHAIR.'' "ARE YOU RELAXED YET!? "ARE YOU?!?" Me: *Looks at wood chair* "Hmmmm..."
I’m sitting in a wooden chair as well and I can’t lie back
tf
@@Digital-googles-Is-Cool lol
Me sitting in a back seat of a car yeah i cant really do that
Oooffff
Dan: we're not going to kill anyone
Two minutes later: Dan has sunk a chopper
i agree
Yeah
Agree
DO U KNOW DAE WAY OF DAE WAY WAY DO U KNOW DAE WAY bro I didn’t even know u could make ur username that long XD
T S LOL
Dan: all I could think about whilst driving to the vets is to jump this dune buggy over the river
Me: how did you not crash?
POV: You see Dan in the controlling room for the bridge. *fear*
Haha
Yes
Everyone: * Arrives within 5 minutes *
Also Everyone: * Quick, think of something relatable *
Itz.Mia.Guys. relatable
Relatable gurl-
So relatable ;)
Something relatable!
Lmao
Dan Called Her "Karen"
Karen, "I Want To See the manager, this bridge sucks"
I think the same thing
“Let me see the manager. This _Redacted_ sucks.
Litterally the format of Karens
hmmmmmm? this bridge is 99 percent safe? the i think ill swim.
Ouch
Me: trying to be relaxed
Dan: Shouting at me to be relaxed
Dantdm:*fails building a bridge*
Dantdm now:*directly calls hes brother*
“You don’t make a structure stronger just by adding more triangles”-said all architects watching this video
Madness Cake yea u do
@@pegasaus_19 yeah you kinda do lol
Blitz does
@@imachickengirl look at my coment]
thank me later
I_moggzy where is it
Dan: "Do you feel relaxed?"
Me: No I watched someone go crazy over this game
Lol
He also put an ad for every 3 minutes which shows he really was stressed but it is ok but not his usual ad amount but its good because he is the best youtuber
*Cough* CaptainSauce *Cough*
Lol
Thanus Hehehe I don’t think it’s not normal to have a few ads at regular intervals. It’s 1 of a youtubers main source of income, so it’s important to have enough ads to provide a stable income and keep the fans happy
Dan: Lean back in your chair!
Me: *leans back* I am one with the floor now.
ouch
"Your the one wearing glasses! Are those goggles?"
Oml lol
Dan’s son to Dan: ‘Dad why is my sister called rose?’
Dan: ‘Because your mother loves roses!’
Dans son: ‘Oh okay, thanks dad!’
Dan: ‘No problem triangles!’
JarHead omg this is glorious!
That'll be his next child's name if he has another boy.
His twin is named Ad Revenue
You are the smartest person in existence dan please read this comment and name your child that in the future or just read it and mention it in a vid :-P or Don't
Lol
Nobody:
Dan: TRIANGLE
also Dan: *builds a "triangle" with 4 sides.*
Ha
Me:whats wrong with that- Also me: triangles dont have four sides...Im dumb 😂
@@JadeXDPP same 😂
hello please reply nobody ever replys
Jvg
20:50
Dan: I don’t wanna think about triangles again!
Me: But Dan...
Your logo is made out of ALL TRIANGLES!
DO I SEE A COMMENT STEALER
DO I SEE A COMMENT STEALER
DO I SEE A COMMENT STEALER
don't steal my comment
“We’re not gonna kill anyone” *Makes bridge collapse*
Dan:"Lean back in your chair"
Me:"Falls of the chair and realizes that my chair doesn't have a back
What if I'm on a toilet?
Lmao yes
Same 😂
@@LukeWri u just don't fall
Oops LoL
Dan: “this game is going to be so nice and relaxing”
Dan now: i should not have said that,I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT.”
He should watch DangerouslyFunny then he could learn how to be stressed making bridges and be happy about it
Bobsysmiffit yes ur rite
Golden Experienced Lmao
Idk why but i can hear Hagrid's voice at "i should have not said that"
Recently one of my family members have passed, and Im really glad Dan is there to keep me happy
this is how many drivers dan has killed in his career of building bridges
👇
Wow 7 people 👏
@@ex0spher_e now 8
lol
kathryn James and ben now 23
Everyone. The Button on the right works much better. Press that instead
A moment of silence for everyone crossing a bridge while watching this
💬
😃
@Danae Zikou idk but if your in a car and you crossing a bridge... You could be on you phone watching this video idk
Why aren't you on a bridge should be the question @Danae Zikou
No comment
Ok
Dan: HOW IS IT BREAKING
Poly bridge experts: JUST PUT SPRINGS
OY ROX lol that’s so true
Bro, oml I remember having to learn some basic engineering in grade 8 but the teacher was awful and my class learned nothing
CantToughThis sad ☹️
Dan: Relax in your chair! Just lean back!
Me, sitting on my bed: *Challenge Accepted!*
Lololo
dan goes to engineering school. professor: dan, what is the best material to hold up bridges? Dan: Triangles here, Triangle there, Triangles everywhere and a bit of spring
“Why did the bridge die?”
-Dan, 2020
Lol
Holy
S
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gnimag 44AU@
@@sanathgoonesekera4125 hi backwards guy
@@ua4491 on
The game: Are you going to add triangles?
Dan: Yes please!
The game: ok, how many?
Dan: Yes please!
two attempted memes in under 60 minutes 🌚
@@daniellivaa8057 Facts;)
@@daniellivaa8057 wdym
We could literally watch the video and see why do u need to tell?
Nadeem Afzal well thats your fault for going in the comments
Dan: sit back and relax
Also dan: WHy IS THISS SO H A R D iTS SUPPOSE TO BE r E l A X I N G
Me: being relaxed
Love every single one of these videos keep up the good work!!
This video should just be titled “Dan plays with triangles”
Lol
Lol
True😂
yeah
lol
Hopefully this lady doesn't die...
*Presses start*
Bridge immediately collapses...
Lady proceeds to drive right off the cliff
Oof
Lol
And went to ur channl Salami, good coop gameplay dood. Subbd for sureee!
Dan you should watch DangerouslyFunny for idea’s on how to play really well
Maybe she lives lmao
A world where ladies fall off bridges,knowing full well that she could've fell.
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD CAME TO!
Dan was legit my childhood good to see his vids are doing great
DanTDM back in the day. I remember the 1 million subscriber special, that was so long ago
Dan: lets just listen to da music and be calm
Me: listening to da music and laying down in my bed
Dan: *ArE YOu cAlm YeT*
Dan: uploads
Bots: “It’s free real estate”
XD Yeah that's what bots think
Yep
Havent even seen any bots but ok lol
Bots can't think, there bots.
@ZenithToonsYT i have seen that face before too
Flim flam face
Hey Dan, just in case you do a part 2 I thought it would be good for you to know that a lot of your bridges would have worked better had you done a more steady incline/curve on your bridges with the roads.
Often times there would be a bump, so when the car drives over that bump a lot of momentum and pressure is focused into that one point and causes something to snap, and then a chain reaction.
Great video by the way!
i love how when dan screams BOI the car lands and shoves the front of the bridge into the water (disrespectfully) and walks off with shades i could see it all in my head
I love how the lady just flops into the water.
Dan: We’ll call her Karen
Me: an intellectual so she’s going to call the manager for really bad brigde building
The Karen meme is racist cause it came from a person named karen and she said racist stuff to black people and she complained alot
when he did Dr Tray vids in the new lab wasn't the robot named Karen
Zerobrine 6 it isn’t racist. Some racist idiot who had the name doesn’t account for every single Karen in the world.
@@AtlasVAL r/wooosh
why is there a wooosh in the replies of this comment
Crongrats to Dan. He got to play his dream game about building bridges
Dan: This bridge is not functional
Also Dan: We need more triangles
Engineer: How are you going to make the bridge?
Dan: Triangles
When Dan said “piston”
Who else got those Minecraft vibes...
Cuz I did
Those piston were actually in poly Bridge 1 but springs are new lol
*insert mincraft music here*
Me to
I did lol
*Minecraft vibes intensify aggressively*
Dan : "I don't want to think about triangles again"
Me : what about pizza
Lol yh
:0
dan: can i go back to when these things* didn't exist?
me: *they always have existed*
*hydraulics
Do u know how edits work?
Other youtubers: Alright so we need steel to support the structure...
Dan:
*t r i a n g l e s*
*a n d*
*s p r i n g s*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Dan- We are going to name her-
Me- KAREN
Dan- Karen.
Me- :0
ikr
Bro keep doing this it make people happy and me so keep doing what u are doing don’t let no one stop u man
Play more of this game!
"Let's not kill anyone"
10.77 seconds later
Oof
Lol
.
l e l
He was two seconds in and he killed someone:/
Dan Was On A British Quiz! (As A Question)
Dan: We're gonna call her karen
Me: *yeah my mom is probably gonna die 10-100 times...*
Your mom is a karen?
@@wonu their mum's name is probably karen
That was a nice Karen Joke
I hope her manager is alright
Probably
@@itzkathireenkira2594 nice 👍
hi dan im back watcing you i started watching you when you had 100k subs and youve grown so far congrats on all the hard work youve donekeep making people smile
This game is entertainment on its own! But Dan playing it is amazing lol.
Dan: let’s call her Karen
Dan: Karen is going to help us
Me: IMPOSSIBLE
Nahh she just gonna tell your managers
@@silversnake4395 yeah lol😂
Dan's being mind controlled *Off with her head*
She gonna stop your children from getting vaccined
@@h2squared SU TART is at flamingo house
dan: "ARE YOU RELAXED." as he said screaming.
“Oh it’s beautiful.” “AAH!”
When Dantdm Says “hey guys” it’s so satisfying and something about it’s makes it’s cool!
Vet: So what’s your dog’s name?
Dan: Bridges
Ellie:
XD
I don’t get it
Timmythedog damn
Sweets And Candy_YT lol
@@timmythedog6984 dan said he kept thinking abt bridges on the way to the vet, so this was the joke, and- and- ...
Dantdm: "try to relax"
Me: *tries to relax*
Dantdm: "ARE YOU RELAXED!!!"
Me: *almost has a heart attack*
HAHAHAHA
This comment is very dramatic or maybe you have heart problems
Y E S .
When i see dan's bridge falls down i laugh so much that i almost died
“Lean back on your chair” I’m on the toilet.
JusticeForAlfie wait what XD
Same😂😂😂😂
Dan: LEAN BACK!
Me:*leans back and falls downstairs*
How did you fall down stairs? Were you just standing on the stairs?
@@quicklight7611 Plot twist: He was standing on top of a pyramid.
@@furqanahmad8882 ruh roh raggy
@@quicklight7611 rikes
Dan the whole video:
TRIANGLES, I NEED MORE TRIANGLES!
TrIaNgLeS
lolol
YA-
**whole dif voice**
OH THE ROAD SNAPPED
7:00- I laughed so hard I fell of my gaming chair and I could not get up
Dan: Are you relaxed yet?!
Also Dan: Lean back in your chair 7:53
Me: Watching this while standing up
Also Me: Does it anyways
We both know what happened after that
Ayden lol just lol
@Ayden JEEEEEZ A THIRD MEME HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
on the edge
@Daksh Patel not good lol
the music stresses me out, my ears tells my brain it's going to get destroyed
Lets not give Dan the power to build bridges, he's gonna kill everyone.
truth
MrFool23 yep
I’m so close to 120 subs pls help me
yh if he does have dat power then say goodbye to half of the humans on earth lol
MrFool23 helooo
Dantdm playing a absurd game. This is a perfect match up
Dan: "Toe is...repaired.
Dan: This game is going to be relaxing.
Also Dan: •Puts a square instead of a triangle•
Dan : listen don’t you feel relaxed
Me : I can’t even hear the music
True
You spelled it wrong. It is "hear", not "here". Just had to say it.
Its hear
@@kyleciurczak183 his/her keyboard prob auto corrected it
“Karen is gonna help us”
Me- are you sure about that
i love that game play it all the time
Dan: lets kick back,chill out,and build some bridges and hopefully not kill everyone.
(a few seconds later) 1:13
Dan 2020: "triangles fix everything"
_"Triangle's... Very expensive triangle's."_
_~the president probably_
Dan: do you feel calm? Me: you won't be for long
Vet: so, how can I help you today?
Dan: bridge....
Vet: excuse me..?
Dan: help me... build a bridge....
Vet: >_>????
lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
“Hey guys, Dan here”
*so close*
SO CLOSE!!!!!
Conner Padgett from the diamond mineca- oh.....that’s.......a thing I haven’t heard in a while
FROM THE DIAMOND MINCART
ahh the good old days
SO CLOSE, AAAAAAAAAAHHH
3:34 what a flat lander sees when a 3D object enters their dimension
Karen: You failed, try again.
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THATS THE THING!🤣