Cory: roast me Me: Dory jelly fish hopping on this man head (Edit: can we talk about how this man ninjay finally got at least 200 likes for the first time in his life)
me: *sees the bonnet on cory's head and starts laughing* cory: If y'all wanna try and roast me in the comment section go ahead.. me: *goes into the comment section and starts typing* cory: i dare you. i will be roasting everybody that tries it. me: aight lemme just-
I used to have 2 brown prairie tarantulas as big as your hand, if you don't agitate them they are harmless. I used to let them sit on my head for hours sometimes I would forget one was there.
Alixzyツ I’m only triggered when I see one and when I hear the apparent noises they make. You can’t make me think there’s a spooder on my arm but you can make me freak out and hide underneath my duvet for a day if you show me one. Yesterday a huge ahh spider was in my room dangling down onto me, so I locked myself under my duvet and texted my dad. 😂
Asten Boi I hope you are fine. I do 1 of 2 things if I see a spider depending on the size. I see a baby one I get freaked out but I go get a spray to kill or I scream run. I literally paid my mother to get it out my room.
Cory is killing the game, every post is on trending and reaches over a million views. I’m so proud 🥺 (also since this is getting likes, thanks, and if you see this Corey, can u please play Kindergarten 2?)
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
Slice that ‘like’ button if you wanna see the full game when it drops!
Ok
Hi
yo how am I the first to reply??
Hi corey
Come on cory roast me.
The spiders in his room watching him play: imma head out 🧳
😂😂
Izzy.Wit.Da.Fizzy Izzy.Wit.Da.Fizzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣😂😂Lol
Nobody:
Cory when he enters a game in 1st person: "Up down up down"
He always do that
He does that to sync
tron. When he got back yea
He does it to check the FPM
Fax
“COME ON IN FELLAS” legendary
Lmao😂
I can’t agree more
3:22
Me: *has Arachnophobia*
Also me: Let's watch this while i'm eating
You probably don't have it ur just slightly scared of them
I'm eating a pickle rn
@@lariyaanicole funny
huh if you can NOT diagnose people that’s be good
@@Roserosey04 just because ur scared of spiders doesn't mean its a phobia I mean he could have it but I said probably
No one:
Cory: “tHaT aLLmOsT mADe mE FARt”
Ah I see you are a Coryxkenshin fan with a deku profile pic as well
On aime les vidéos de Cory
Les araignées beaucoup moins
I can get this many likes by stealing something cory says? Ima be a like millionaire
Potato_ Salad 👏it👏was👏a👏joke👏 why do u got to be so toxic bro
Cory: roast me
Me: Dory jelly fish hopping on this man head
(Edit: can we talk about how this man ninjay finally got at least 200 likes for the first time in his life)
Lol
That’s what I was thinking LOL
I literaly commented the same thing lol
😂😂 hahah
What-
who’s rewatching in 2024?
i miss cory chat😭
MY KING IS BACKKKK OMG
Me
.
🖐️😌
Yurr
Like begger
"Spider on your arm, behind you"
CoryxKenshin 2020
Could be on the back of your arm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Could be somewhere else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol
Agent 69 it’s up the Arse 🍑🍑🍑
Seriously, tho.. if it’s on your arm how is it behind you???? Silly, silly, Cory
Cory: "I'll be down frying anybody that tries me
Me: "CoryxBonnet"
More of a gigantic W than a L
Where he @ doe
XD
Cory: “ i am ankle break king”. Spider:”hold my beer”
You got the whole squad laughing lol
Thats funny hold muh beer😆
Spin 🙃
😂
@Alina! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo shut yo mouth
1:52 tHaT aLmOsT mAdE mE fArT😂😂😂 2:13 I FARTED😂😂
cory farting is peak humor
@@Twinkieboiandsproutgaming fr
Imagine having a vicious arachnophobia but being a very dedicated Coryxkenshin fan and never missing a video
Ikrr
Yus I have arachnophobia but I don’t rlly wanna miss the video.
Couldn’t be me. 🥲
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That is why I am here. I am a Cory fan
So we not addressing the fact he called his bonnet a cheese omelette in french lmao
He didd😂😂
it means im a savage lemme not hold you.
Me: *doesn't like spiders*
Cory: *traumatises everyone scared of spiders in the intro*
Me in bed at 5am: *s h o c k e d p i k a c h u f a c e*
forgot the funny
You must be under 10
Facts
Tizz sub to me please
@@infresh9608Cory's audience is family friendly. What's wrong with being under 10? 💀
"Look how big that THING IS!!" 😂😂😂 2:02
ayo
thats what she said
Cory: I am the Ankle Breaker
Spider: I''m about to end this mans whole career
@TheGamingGod reply
TheGamingGod
2 minutes ago
im gonna reply to reply sombody reply to this reply pls
Holy Fishy wait what
Holy Fishy oh I get iit
Omfg 😂😂😂😂
Cory: DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU’RE SCARED OF SPIDERS
me: **laughs in animal crossing**
I really don't get it even after I've played Animal Crossing...
This joke makes no sense
CandyGamer73 ig the joke is relating to the tarantulas you can catch?
@@ryanmoore7283 have you MET the tarantulas in animal crossing????
Tarantulas be making me poop my pants they scary😳
Cory lookin like that one girl on vine that was like “I AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL!!!!”
😂
bro you so right 🤣🤣😂
😂😂
🤣
Yo I think he look like queensadilla a lil bit. XD jk no
Coryy got me watching over this vid even though I don't like spiders🤦🏽♀️
Cory: “I am the ankle breaker.”
Spider: *im about to end this mans whole video...*
Lol
XD
I must consult with the elder gods.
Lol
That's because spiders have 42 ankles, good luck cory!@
Coryxkenshin in every single first person game:
Up down up down!
he has been doing that since youtube my guy :)
Tings and Wacosyea
he does that just incase some setting are different
He's testing if his keyboard and mouse works on that game
Exactly
Coryxkenshin: screams during a scary game
My mom: jocelyn shut the hell up
Lmao
Lol
Jocelyn Lackey same 😪
😂
Lol your mom thought it was you yelling 😂😂🤣
3:22 Literally favorite part!
The spiders in the corner of corys room watching this like: 👁👄👁
smooth aesthetic bro this shouldn’t be as funny as I think this is
wouldn't it be more like: 👁👁👁👁👄👁👁👁👁
My face looking at this comment:
(INSERT DYING FACE HERE)
bruh
That is Le monke
Cory: Its just me and you....."
Spider: "MI Familia says otherwise"
1:52 That almost made me Farted
Cory kenshin: “if you don’t like spiders don’t watch”
Me terrified of spiders: lemme watch dis
Why is this comment so true
same it took me 23 minutes to get the courage to watch this
It so hard not to watch it because it’s a Cory Kenshin video.
lol same
Brittany 🌮 fr! haha
“Y’all see the way I hit him with that 3 piece extra crispy “ got me on the floor 😂
I feel like corys “up down up down” is getting more aggressive every time he says it😭
Yeah I agree so much.
Why does he do it?
Hi
Lol yeah
@@duanixd5397 he's probably doing it so he can know what buttons are to look up and down. I do it as well lol.
The spider hiding in Cory's room watching Cory kill all these spiders: "Haha! I'm in danger."
Cool
@@M19-OfficialThe spider in Cory's room: haha... man i'm dead
Full game is out now go play🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Lol
That’s why you’re broken so trash And your road two broke
Nobody:
Not even the pink bonnet:
Cory: “Try and roast me I DARE YOU”
Me: this boy be lookin like a full mom in the 80s
He need to finish mk11
Lol
Corey?
How do u spell his name wrong
7:26 why is he looking at me as if I was the spider 😭🙏
"Did you kill the spiders?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost you?"
"Everything."
“High price” no wonder why you said that
*Lord Dimitri*
What if cory met the minecraft spiders in this game, oh god that would be big
random but your pfp proves you are cultured
And the Oscar goes to this comment
“i don’t discrimnate”
*proceeds to call spider a fatty*
Nah it was after
@@TheRealNobodyButu oof
Tony Scott XDDDDDDD
“Now normally, if I see a spider, I don’t actually kill it.”
I just move out lmao
If you see a spider you've gotta poop on it and burn it down
@@childofthecorn2384 uh...... at least it works
I just burn it all down
Why spiders are creepy and gross and scary so kill it don’t stand there
And I would just use a big hard object and smash it on spiders
16:14 HAS ME CACKLING AT 4:13AM
Cory: “Y’all can roast me in the chat”
Cory head said 🍄
DATBOIG_Money BAHAHAHAH
Now you get fried by him
😂
LOL😂
He look like some red-hooded girl's grandmother.
Cory said he’s roasting anyone who disses his hair
Mannnn shutup Grandma
I’m joking, lots of love my man🙏🏻
lucky message was sent before he fried you XDDD
Brandarno -_- 1 like is 1 prayer for grandmas hair
I basically said the same thing, but it’s 2024.. I miss him:(
@@M3L0DYisH4PPYhes dead?!
@@Izukushyboy No he's taking one of his long long breaks
nobody:
cory when he gets in any game: UP DOWN UP DOWN
Klizmatic ? it’s somewhat like a tradition😂
He do that so his controls isn't vbrate or opposite
he does that so he knows his up isnt down and his down is up basically up down
Klizmatic ? What if there’s a game where u can’t look up or down
He does that to sync his audio and video.
Never in my life I thought I would see Cory get jumped by spiders 3:10
Cory looking like he's hiding Remmy from Ratatouille in his hair.
I CHOKED-😂
Okay, that's funny XD
BAHAHAHAHAAH
Lasha Khinchikashvili e
LMAO THATS WHY HE STILL MA GOOD AT GAMES EVEN THO ITS BEEN 9 MONTHS
"The itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout, DOWN CAME THE SHOGUN AND BURNED THE SPIDERS OUT!"
Ikr but anyways lol that's funny
Lol
Nilisha Chandra what kind of shotgun burns spiders
This part made me die of laughter and then I found a spider I was like oh shiz and then played this that spider was in my room so I killed it
Itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout down came the shotgun and burn the spiders out in the whole face became a hurricane 4 years
Cory: If you don’t like spiders don’t watch this video
Me: *Would rather break both my arms than be in a room alone with a spider* Watches it anyway
Inwent through the same prosses
Same. I clicked it and the first spider that crossed the screen made me toss my phone.
Thats me
I would actually want a tarantula-
CoryxKenshin out of context:
"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout"
"DOWN CAME THE SHOTGUN AND BURNED THE SPIDERS UP"
me: *sees the bonnet on cory's head and starts laughing*
cory: If y'all wanna try and roast me in the comment section go ahead..
me: *goes into the comment section and starts typing*
cory: i dare you. i will be roasting everybody that tries it.
me: aight lemme just-
Nah he gettin this heat lmao
Bra
And it’s at this moment he knew he ***** up
LMAO
@@fbi7927 oh no
16:14 “Down came the shogun, and burned the spiders out”(Cory)😂😂😂
XD
I was crying 🤣🤣
Black Rukh lol
Cory had me rolling
“It’s the trendy gamer here,
Playing all the trendy games.”
“You know I’m trendy, Check the supreme hat.”
“Trendy AF!” -CoryxKenshin
IT MEANS YOU'RE TRASH YA FRICKIN' HYPE BEAST!!!
Follow me on tiktok titus.elican
@@100kthehardway shut up
@@3.T.C what are you talking about
@@JACOB-iq6xt shut up
2:45 bro that coryxkenshin scream never gets old😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coryxkenshin: *starts rapping*
Samurai: Ah sht here we go again
ÇryptëdShådøw SSåçrëd “Ah yeah, here we go again :)”
Bro I get hyped when that beat start popping
ÇryptëdShådøw SSåçrëd the real ones go and rap wit him
@Watermelon FoxDoggii 😂😂😂
Hey, no swearing
Cory: “Now if you tryna toast me down in the chat...”
Everybody: “......”
Cory: *Plays game about violently killing spiders*
The spiders in the corner of his office:
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
Yellow Mellow
This comment needs more likes I’m dead 😂
👀
👃
👄
2:45 Bro literally screamed like it was a horror game
I think Cory’s intro about the spiders was more arachnophobia triggering than the actual video...😂
Right..
Exactly
I argee
Cory: if you don’t like spiders then don’t watch
Also Cory: *shows 5 spiders in thumbnail*
Me: Kills Huge Spider
Also Me: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Baby Spiders: Cha Cha real smooth
*Your DEAD!*
🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
" *SPIDER ARMY CHAAAAAAAAAA!!!* "
Time to run
@@xoxo6001 lol
The Baby Spiders: Omae wa mou, shinderu. ( You’re already dead.)
1:54 why is that his first reaction 💀
Cory: "This is a Bonnet"
Me watching this with the same exact bonnet on my head😎
Kamryn Smith 😂🤣😭
Yasssss, man that is legitness like you are a legend *please don't roast meee* 😅🤣
Bonnet Samurai
fr
Me too I had a Bonet to😂😂
Nobody:
Something: * squeaks*
Cory: that almost made me fart !
I’m ded
Cory:"I'll be down there frying anybody that try me"
Me:*Misses CoryxCooking*
Sameee
Why yall still missing that its been almost 3 years now
Same goes to me...
I thought of a new name, CoryXKitchen
*Dark Deception* ;_;
I used to have 2 brown prairie tarantulas as big as your hand, if you don't agitate them they are harmless.
I used to let them sit on my head for hours sometimes I would forget one was there.
Cory: All arachnophobes, get off this video
Arachnophobes: Im sorry what?
Me
Why does it jave to be speiders
3_marineraiders_battalion it is what it is
Arachnaphobia
im gone chief
me; has intense arachnophobia
also me; can't miss one Cory upload.
Omg yes so true 😆
i peep the todorokI
Same😂😂
samee
Spiders are the most terrifying thing ive seen my whole life and that doesn’t stop me from watching boi.
Tony’s Channel Of Random Videos me two
Same
Same lol
Most terrifying thing is james charles
@@iosifvizitiu3497 HI SHISHTERS
2:05 Woah look how big that THING IS😂😂😂
Cory: “The itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout. Down came the Shogun and burn the spiders out.”
Me: *bars*
BARS
Bars.
Straight up fact
Aayyyeee them bares bro
•a rat• me as an intellectual:
Spiders are immune to everything but water
Cory: *Warns about spiders*
Me with arachnophobia: eh it’s just a vid
Cory: THERES A SPIDER CRAWLING ON YOUR ARM!!!
Me: *screams and drops my phone*
Alixzyツ I’m only triggered when I see one and when I hear the apparent noises they make. You can’t make me think there’s a spooder on my arm but you can make me freak out and hide underneath my duvet for a day if you show me one. Yesterday a huge ahh spider was in my room dangling down onto me, so I locked myself under my duvet and texted my dad. 😂
Asten Boi I hope you are fine. I do 1 of 2 things if I see a spider depending on the size. I see a baby one I get freaked out but I go get a spray to kill or I scream run. I literally paid my mother to get it out my room.
@@IcyyBlu. my god XD
Wow true true
Same
Nobody:
Cory every video game: “Up down up down.”
Mason Chasin Jason that’s actually true tho
Its bc u always gotta check if the controls r inverted
What does that even mean when he says “up down up down”
Darkness Falls675 He does it to sync up the audio with the visuals.
8:19
Cory: Whats up in here?
Drawer: *Opens*
Cory: *See’s The Revolver* :o
😂😂😂😂😂
1:54 - " That almost made me fart."
- Coryxkenshin, 5/1/2020
LOL
XD LOL
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg lol 😂
2:13 okay cory
Cory: *says his not afraid of spiders*
also Cory: *screams when he sees one in a game*
Lol true
Ever heard of being sarcastic
Mr. Casual No, what is that?
U was right... Also make me laught so bad😂😂😄😄
BROOO THE WAY HIS HAND SHAKES KILLS ME
The first thing Cory did when he was born
“Up down, up down”
EnriqueKing Mistic, this is an underrated comment
Lollll
Haha
Come here give my high 5
This comment is absolutely brilliant
16:08 got me laughing on the floor 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Me: Spiders yea... My fears: not missing coryxkenshin video on my watch
69th like
Das facts
Wait what your fear is "not" missing Cory's vids so u mean you want to miss Cory's vids?
Yes
Scared of spiders yup, missing out on one of CoryxKenshin's videos NOPEEE
Me: **Clicks on video**
Cory: **Dressed as my grandma**
Me: *”I’m not even surprised”*
Thank you, Cory, for saving spiders. They play their role in nature and there's no reason to harm them. Just take them outside. Thank you. ❤
@@Queen365 I will not let 'em live in my house
Dajmai tell em
Dude Could You Shoutout My YT? (PeeB BeeP)
10 million subs before 2069 challenge be prepared for when Cory come XD
Cory: *starts to rap*
Me: Yes! More for the compilation!!!
Cory: Nah, I ain't gonna rap for yall today
Me: you dont know, how much you've just hurt me
sad thing is that the beat was fire aswell
0:12 that part had me laughing😂
cory: *doesn't upload in one day*
everyone: *NERVOUS SWEATING*
One day turns into 9months 💀
Blah blah Blahbloops say no more
That’s true
Lmao I came back to type this exact comment
Lmao was about to comment that
Cory is killing the game, every post is on trending and reaches over a million views. I’m so proud 🥺 (also since this is getting likes, thanks, and if you see this Corey, can u please play Kindergarten 2?)
Facfs
Facts*
XD same
When you're too lazy to edit a comment so you make another. Relatable
I agree
* Cory gets Shuriken *
Cory: I'm about to end this mans whole career.
Kawaii Kirishima
Or woman
@@octane1713 You're feminist self just ruined the whole joke.
• H e r o f i g u • shut the fuck up
Mans whole
• H e r o f i g u • oh my goddess
2025 - The Samurai still going strong and getting bigger for Cory.
Literally no one:
*Cory see a spider crawling*
Cory: “YUP!!!! YUP!!!!!”
Samurai Slicer hahaaa
Cory will pull a gun out on a spider
Weeboo Senpai BROO WTF 😂
What’s with the grandma hat
Me: doesn't like spiders
Cory: warns
Me:watches anyways
Me lol
I got a fear of spiders but this isn't that bad.
Fr like the video is so funny but at the same time I’m terrified
I freaking hate spiders but I watched it anyway
I am dedicated to the samurai
Me: Has arachnophobia
**still watches the video**
Cory: *okay, get in.* 🙂🔫
@Anna! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo shut the fuck up
@@everytimeicommentagachatar413 thx you
omg meeee
I have arachnophobia oh no im still watch i almost killed myself
What the fu--k
0:13 got me laughing 🤣
I can't BREATHHHH😂😂😂
Me: "Oh, spiders are... ok..."
Cory: *playes ontro
Me: *chuckles nervously*
Me: Aw naw
@KSIOlajidebt V3 Shut up
Fun Fact: the person who made this game made hello neighbor 😃
Some Child hmm hello neighbor spiders
True, but who developed Hello Nieghbor didn't develop this game. They just published it.
Dajmai true
Cool!
tiny build games yeah i know
Me: Hears music coming from the video game. Cory: “Starts head bopping” Me: Here we go again.
Koresty YT EXZATCLY
Lol
Why Cory be lookin' like my Grandma before she be goin' to sleep? 💀
Spiders aren’t that scary. It’s scary when they disappear.
Facts the spiders be like I gotta go get milk brb
Fax
Will have an entire heart attack if one leaves my eyesight
Darth Dumpster that’s true
Yepit is
*@**9:20*
*CORY:* "one shot, one kill!"
*Spider:* [breaks ankles] you thought!
OHHH
That's funny
Cory: Dont watch this if u dont like spiders...
People watching it anyway cause theres not much good content out there
Indeed
Facts 🤣
True
Yup
Kward 569 felt that
0:01 I love this dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
rewatching corys old videos i see
Nobody:
Cory: *THERE'S A SPIDER RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOU*
Miss MissyX A-
2:27 - “Idk if that spider just BEATBOXED At Me! Talking bout some... SHH SHH” 😂
Coryxkenshin 2020 : literally making every game into a horror game.
Not even he makes them funny
@@xqhf what
It's just a joke sorry if you got offended .
No offense taken
@@jayflamevloggs7414 ok
👍
the way that the spider start running😂 3:07and he hit it multiple times😂😂😂😂😂and there was more spiders coming 3:12 and he hit the door knob 3:18
Catchy music: *exists*
Cory: it's free real estate
i love tim and eric
@Alina! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo fuck off get off youtube
Cory: I’m the ankle breaker
Spiders: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
Anyone mind helping me get to 50 subs
Sondra Austin fuck no... get ur subs fairly
Nobody:
Cory when he cant close the door: Hits it with the clipboard