Top 5 Most Famous Quotes: 5: "The ends justify the means." - Niccolo Machiavelli 4: "Well-behaved women rarely make history." - Marilyn Monroe 3: “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.” - Vince Lombardi 2: “I cannot tell a lie.” -George Washington 1: “Shut Up” -CoryxKenshin
His narration is nothing but superfluous fluff that takes 5 minutes to convey a point that requires 1 sentence at minimum. It's the equivalent of talking out of your butt to reach the word minimum on an essay. And at worse, what he says is either contradictory or makes no sense. Look at 6:40 for instance. He really just tried to say that most games have "fake" obstacles on the basis of the player having confidence to get through them provided they know how. Just because the player is confident does not mean their victory is guaranteed, nor does it mean that the obstacle is no longer real. You can know how to beat a boss and use the right equipment, but still lose because of human error. Just look at every snarky idiot that said they would beat Dark Souls in their first run. And on the flip side, people speedrun this game by "spending enough time" and finding the "correct method" in navigating through the obstacles, so this statement is hypocritical as well as false.
@Iman Ghanchi First of all: That comment was made 3 months ago, so of course it's not gonna be funny Second of all: If it wasn't funny then why did you lol? Third: I don't really care if it's funny or not
The best thing about this was I thought Cory edited the music in until I realize this game play music when you randomly screw up, Cue me cry laughing at this moment
“The editor talking”...... Cory gets irritated..... when he made it to the top at 7:57 just watch it all the way to 8:01 *died”*editor still talking”🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭 that’s where I cracked up🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭
“It’s like it takes you so long to get somewhere, and then somehow in like two moves you back at the beginning again.” - CoryxKenshin Story of my life Cory 🥺
0:57 me:🙂ok. Mins later 3:08-3:37 still trying to get over the tree and then trying to get over that small pile of rocks Me: 😅 first time falling 6:02 Me: so soon Cory?🤔 6:58 falling again Me: …? 7:10 happeneds agin… 8:05 you get it…
"if i'm messing you up you can can mute me in the settings"
Cory: *smiles happily*
Also Cory: *proceeds not to mute him anyway*
Watching him rage at it is funny doe
True.. True true
Aaaaaaaaaa
Cory: I should of muted him
@@GoofyG00BER165 lol
3 years later im back to this and im crying tears again
Ikr these were the golden times and now were gonna lose him soon
sameeee
Ngl
Fr bro
@@tsuyuasui2822 we just lost him ten million
Back 4 years later and I'm still crying and wheezing at 9:47 cory just looks at me like he knows I'm wheezing😭😭
And i *was* wheezing
I feel ya
Me too
LOL THE BACKGROUND MUSIC MAKES IT FUNNY
I feel you!
the face cory made after he tried the "CATUPULT EXTEND" was hilarious
And the music that played XD
@@DemonLord99204 fr
THIS EPISODE HAS ME CRYING WITH LAUGHTER, THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watch this part 12:29 it will get u dying
😐
@@itsrj13 is there a problem?
@@nicholasbradea3037 yes and the thing is that he put so much laughing emojis, like its not THAT funny
@Ciaran McCauley no like it isn't that funny😂😂
cory: im about to beat this game in one episode
the title: 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟭
lmfaoo 😂😂
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@@darknebulagaming7010 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IM. DEEADDD
600th like!
The fact that Cory never said a bad word while playing this game. True legend
Maybe he cut it off the video?
Mans is that filtered
@@PaulaRodriguez-sg8fl no, he says he doesn’t swear in real life too.
@@user-xm7vs8fx5f well that might not be entirely true
@@vish1318 he wouldn’t lie to his fans lol
5 years later, in 2023, and seeing how Cory progressed over time while staying himself makes me so happy😂
Top 5 Most Famous Quotes:
5: "The ends justify the means." - Niccolo Machiavelli
4: "Well-behaved women rarely make history." - Marilyn Monroe
3: “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.” - Vince Lombardi
2: “I cannot tell a lie.” -George Washington
1: “Shut Up” -CoryxKenshin
No 1: “they throw low cee blow” - coryxkenshin
i knew u were gonna put that at the end
Dam son cory just got oned bruv also I like how he said this is easy
Thanks for the history lesson.... actually interesting
No, Cory's is wrong, it's
"You still freakin talkin.."-CoryxKenshin
“I’ll save your progress even your mistakes” sounds like my conscience
Oh yeah. Very understandable 🤣
Lmfaooo this neess ALOT MORE LIKES
Sounds like my girlfriend 😂
That sounds like my sanity .-.
"Shut up..."
-CoryxKenshin
The way his confidence just melts away to pure saltiness is classic af 🤣💀
Lol
Lol
You shut up
@@gregmeg9790 k
Shut up.........
CoryxKenshin
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Why he come out like a turd out of a butt?” Very inspiring words said by CoryxKenshin.
I'm literally nonstop crying with laughter over this I just can't- 💀
So 2020 and rage moments to help us get over everything
ok
@Dolly-Jane Frost ?
Me too😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Same 😂😂
4:04 watch cory's expression change so fast like XD
He went from 😃 to 😐
.
Ikr so funny
Bro went from WOOHOO to shut the frick up
13:33 It took this dude a second to process what he said and then his face had me dying laughing😭
My chest hurts💀😭
11:51 “You still freakin talkin..” -CoryxKenshin
This is my favorite narrator for any video game ever.Its not just his voice,its the way he talks and structures his word that is so satisfying almost.
Exactly. It's nice to see another person appreciating the golden ages.
He becomes a pain when u just lost all of your progress
Its literally torture
@@baltique347 fr
His narration is nothing but superfluous fluff that takes 5 minutes to convey a point that requires 1 sentence at minimum. It's the equivalent of talking out of your butt to reach the word minimum on an essay. And at worse, what he says is either contradictory or makes no sense.
Look at 6:40 for instance. He really just tried to say that most games have "fake" obstacles on the basis of the player having confidence to get through them provided they know how. Just because the player is confident does not mean their victory is guaranteed, nor does it mean that the obstacle is no longer real. You can know how to beat a boss and use the right equipment, but still lose because of human error. Just look at every snarky idiot that said they would beat Dark Souls in their first run. And on the flip side, people speedrun this game by "spending enough time" and finding the "correct method" in navigating through the obstacles, so this statement is hypocritical as well as false.
2019 found it again!😂😂😂
This gave me tears!!🤣🤣🤣
9:40
CATAPULT EXTENT! (falls all the way down. Even though he had little progress.) Cory's face:😑
Wøłfiė Gìrł Błûé lmao same!!
It was exactly at 9:40 when I read this omg 😆
Wøłfiė Gìrł Błûé coryxkenshin Where Have You Been we missing our videos where are you
Same
9:47 had me dying
Catapult extent 9:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's face bruh 😂😂😂😂💀
Tak about rubbing salt in the wound 😂
9:38 😂😂😂
Man Cory’s editor is so good. When you realize that Cory edits his own videos
"feel free to go away and come back.. I'll be here" *October 2019 missing you cory* come back... imma be here.
Baybee Girl YOU ALREADY KNOWWWW
Baybee Girl Here bout to hit Halloween every notification I get and I look at Cory's channel... And a part of me cries 🙃😂😂😅😅😭
Didn't you hear corys words I ALL WAYS COME BACK
@@Jrbanana_ PREACH XD
Baybee Girl same
"the player is constantly, unremittingly in danger of falling and losing everything"
*two seconds later*
_falls and loses everything_
What an accident😉😉
*I farted in my mouth*
@@silysister4815 😐
thelifeofatypicalme where did u get ur naruto pic from??
thelifeofatypicalme literally saw this comment while I was on that part
9:39 its funny that the music started playing after he fell xD
thanks for the likes
Corey not gonna lie. I’ve watched your videos ever since I was four, and you were the best samurai I have ever had.
Man how old are you ?
@@yiranzeng740 8
@@yiranzeng740🤣
he spelt Cory wrong it's Cory not corey
he spelt Cory wrong it's Cory not Corey
5:53 when you realize you have homework over the weekend
Relatable 🤦🏾♀️
LoL
That’s literally me lol
Me rn
6:02 that line had perfect timing
its supposed to be
"player is constantly, unmeritedly falling and losing everything"
"Shut Up..."
-Coryxkenshin
"You still frickin talkin.."
-Coryxkenshin
Yes cory.. YES. PREECH!
lol cory is annoyed by the narrator
It's probably Shut the freak up!
Zaidan Ihza what u mean by shut the freak up
Zaidan Ihza u shut the freak up
Kenneth Birrages it’s actually shut the freak up -.-
Bruh
Normal RUclipsrs: dont quote me
Also normal youtubers: stop quoting me
Coryxkenshin: quoting himself
Lol😂😂
Coryxkensin is the best youTuber😂😂😂
@@swagger-duck no he’s not
@@susmirvrso who is
Cory: "I'm about to beat this game in 1 episode, how bout dat?"
Also Cory: *Doesn't finish the game in 1 episode*
Me: B R U H
he was joking -_-
@Iman Ghanchi First of all: That comment was made 3 months ago, so of course it's not gonna be funny
Second of all: If it wasn't funny then why did you lol?
Third: I don't really care if it's funny or not
@@CosmicDragonMastsrChief I know that
I read the comment right as it happened lol
*doesn't finish it in two*
7:58 This had me in tears fam😂😂😂
9:47 he legit stared at the camera for 18 secs
And he was pissed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:57 lmao at the narrator talking about frustration while Cory is at the ultimate level of frustration is hilarious
Watching cory fail and still the guy talking just makes me laugh
I always burst out in laughter and tears whenever Cory gets salty in this video. 😂😂😂
Can I dare you to play all the scary games
The best thing about this was I thought Cory edited the music in until I realize this game play music when you randomly screw up, Cue me cry laughing at this moment
Who is here after his 9 month return??
*We're happy you're back Cory* 🙌
Thanks yall for 1k likes
Same☺
Same (obvy)
Meeee
Flash Gaming me
He left again btw if u didn’t know
9:47 Right after this I got an ad for San Bernardino valley college it started off with "you can do anything you put ypur mind to" The way I cackled😂😂
Cory: this is about to be easy
The game: I'ma bout to end this man's whole career
😂😂🤣
😂😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@uhhuh4108 fuck you
😁😁😁
I love how Bennett is trying to calm Corey down and Corey's just like SHUT UP!!😂🤣
Cory completely missed the message of the game...
Who?
Lol
@@noblejesse the creator the narrator
Shut up...
-CoryxKenshin
Cory: Imma beat this in one episode
Us: Are you sure about that?
Papa John exactly lol
Let the truth be told
The hardest game I've ever played was Geometry Dash Sub-Zero it has the DanTDM on entrance of his videos theme music
Lol
And I Samurai sliced that like button
9:48 Cory looking at us like that was our fault 😭
9:39
The amount of tears I shed were enough to make the pacific ocean three times bigger
😂🤣🤣🤣
Fr 💀
Brooo sameeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Cory: falls downs the mountain and gets really angry
7:08
Narrator: “oof, you lost a lot of progress.”
OOF
0:41
The second time I’ve ever laughed this hard in his videos almost choked on the fry I was eating
Oh👀
@@iluvejam shutup
me too XDXXd
@@68mudd -Coryxkenshin
Him and poised playing this still make me tear up every time😂😂😂
(11:51) Cory: "You still freaking talking..." -Coryxkenshin
Diogenes: No
Cory: IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?
*Mufasa has entered the chat*
“The editor talking”......
Cory gets irritated..... when he made it to the top at 7:57 just watch it all the way to 8:01 *died”*editor still talking”🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭 that’s where I cracked up🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭
Cory said he edits his video hilmself
@@fanbasez he meant the commentary in the game
@@yngflk5347 oh then, nvm :/
Cory when he fell 9:42
7:07 still got me laughing 😂😂
Cory: This game isnt gonna make me rage
Everyone: less than 5 minutes Cory already rageing!
Raging**
@aldon 💀pls
@aldon I don’t think u went to school
@aldon no Aldon I bet no one ever heard of it
Oh I get it the joke 😂
13:39
I find it interesting that Cory actually waits for the narrator to pause the quote before shouting.
This video had me laughing so hard my stomach was hurting🤣🤣🤣
Cymai Carter same except instead of my stomach my ribs were hurting XD
LOL IKR
9:40 cryinggg bro tried to whip out his mc supermove and ended up falling all the way down 😭☠️
The music got me too
“It’s like it takes you so long to get somewhere, and then somehow in like two moves you back at the beginning again.”
- CoryxKenshin
Story of my life Cory 🥺
13:08 “but there’s nothing to the left except... do you hear that... ₐᵢᵣ
AIR!!!
how do you make the font like that?
@@jakosapng magic
king squash lol of course it is
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“I shoulda muted him”
“I shoulda muted him”
“I SHOULDA MUTED HIM”
Sierra Salazar bruh i just saw that😂
Ha!
13:46
8:23 narrator just went and said in the most elegant way "lack of skills"
LMAOO i’ve never scream laughed at a video before 🤣🤣 this is the first
"Shut up..."
-Coryxkenshin
"you still freakin' talkin"
-coryxkenshin
Gacha tard
@@jjrr22 ok
@@jjrr22 what do you want, I literally never did anything to you, I just quoted Cory
Hey don't say that about coryxkenshin he's the best
How does Cory not swear during this. Markiplier swore like 50 time in 1 ep lol. Good job Cory!
Dude I haven't seen markilplier's getting over it vids
He needs the ad revenue
Wilbitola thats what i like bout him👌👍
Cory doesn’t swear
Ikr
9:47 bros staring at us like we did something wrong 😭
8:06 "that moment when you know"
“They give you all the room in the world to mess up, but zero to progress” ~CoryxKenshin
8:08 when I forgot to hand in homework
9:44 Perfect Timing 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 i was dying this was to funny cant wait till the 2nd one :)
katsumi_gomai same
same
Eric Massey same
9:43 I died when he said that and fell all the way down
Every time I watch this video I’m always laughing
Like if u agree
Me to
Me to his getting triggered
Meeee too like if u agreee
I do to
Right!!! Lmaoo I'm rewatching for the 1000th time since he posted
Cory beefing with narrator and getting really mad
4:08
4:57
5:11
5:30
7:09
7:18
(To be continued)
"You think this game will best me?"
Me: *Sees that the game says 'part 1'*
Also me: *Yes*
Kirby *beautiful content and comment kirby*
9:47 who else was laughing pretty hard?
Lol
Lol
ool
Me
LOL
Corey is cute in his frustration lol. Especially when he responds to a quote with one of his own 😂😂😂😂
"Shut up"
-CoryxKenshin
Wow that’s tough
susmogus
You're down bad
@@iamzuru8769 agreed
0:57 me:🙂ok. Mins later 3:08-3:37 still trying to get over the tree and then trying to get over that small pile of rocks Me: 😅 first time falling 6:02 Me: so soon Cory?🤔 6:58 falling again Me: …? 7:10 happeneds agin… 8:05 you get it…
3:21 Cory acting like he not mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WHY SO MANY EMOJIS
Taghreed Yousif IKR 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
@@AsanKaliqAllah I’ve come here 3 years later 😀🥹☺️😉😗😝🤓😏😕😫😤😳😨🤔🤫😐😯🥱😵🤮🤑👺☠️😺😽👍🤜🤘☝️👋🦾🦶👄🦻🫀👥
9:35 LMAOOOOOOOO SORRY CORY I CAN"T-
*THE DARK SOULS THEME HAD ME IN TEARS!! CORY GOT BODDIED IN THIS GAME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂*
....
😎
4 years later and I just keep coming back to this video cause I know I will laugh the hardest I’ve ever laughed again and again
" get up that pipe boy " - cory kenshin
the wavy voice that follows after means that boy really got up that pipe
9:02 "Shut up" -CoryxKenshin
LMAO 😂😂
9:43 I was crying laughing and he just stared at at me like "boy shut up"😂😂😂😂
Bro had me laughing till the video ended my boy lol hahah
Cory:
-shut up
-coryxkenshin
Who knew Cory from 4 years ago was this funny
He makes me laugh so much he is like the only person who can make me laugh 😂 but i wish he would post more videos that would be great 👍🏽
Rainbow Kitty are you dum 🤬
big old facts
6:00 - 6:11 “Can't Stop Laughing” 🤣🤣
DAMAGED PSYCHO “ Why Do You Put Every Word In A Sentence Capitalized, And In Quotations?”
fyre why do you have to point it out? But I’m not complaining
3:48 Idk why that “No.” gets me 😂
Cory at the beginning: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!
Cory at 9:47:
Cory: I’m about to beat this game in one episode. “Starts a whole series of getting over it”
frfrfr, lmao, I just realized
It was only two videos of it😕
Only two videos.
Yea
🙃
11:51 "You still freakin talkin.." - CoryxKenshin
10:03 I had a bad day today and ur failure and face just made my day!!!!
Thx
I cant belive cory getting pure rageeeeee like this😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:30 😂😂😂 this part had me so dead 💀 I couldn’t stop laughing
12:28 got me on game the floor laughing
At 6:10 I laughed for 6 minutes
9:36 trying to impress your crash😂
And that’s relevant to my current situation how that part had me dying 😂
LOL!!!!!
Is it just me or does Cory's painful scream at 14:01 sound like something you would hear in a horror short film?
7:09 I like how he tells him to shut up and he keeps talking xD
@34 Trasmil, Christopher James thx for liking i liked your reply 👍
When the song kicks in I lose it every time 😂😂
Cory, at the beginning of the game: "I am the chosen!!"
*8 mins later*
*oH yOu JuSt lOsT a lOt oF pRoGrEsS*
bith
Babiiface_Dezii *OoF YoU MeAn*
At 8:55 I died laughing from his reaction to the quote 😂🤣
Narrator: there is a chnace that you can fall down and lose everything
Cory: proceeds to fall
13:31 thinking your crush is saying something nice behind your back but then there actually saying dumb things about you