The "Three Amigos" died horrible deaths.
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2019
- Everybody's heard of ¡Three Amigos!, but you might not have noticed the movie takes a frighteningly bizarre turn about halfway through.
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This point is where we learn that Ned is actually the fastest gunslinger in the west. The German learned to be fast by copying Ned, he even carries his gun which leads to some cowboy making fun of it and our first gunfight. The German is fast as hell, but he eventually believes that Ned is so fast that it is impossible and is just movie tricks. During this scene they casually thank Ned for catching "Dinner". Dinner is BATS! Have you ever seen a bat fly? They have random and erratic flight patterns. They are almost impossible to shoot with a pistol, but not for Ned. Ned literally shot bats out of the sky with his PISTOL! Oh, and bats come out when it gets dark so also we should note that there was low visibility at the time. I watched this movie a hundred times as a kid but only just realized the last time I watched that they were lowkey hinting at Ned's skills. Then at the end, Ned is giving a gun way bigger and heavier than the one he usually has. He still outdraws and kills the GERMAN with it!!! Guys, Ned Nederlander is a pure gunslinger on par with Roland Deschain of Gilead.
I am going to see this video as nothing more than a Creepy Pasta or "The 3 Amigos" died theory.
the great thing is that still flies with this. whether it's a hallucination or not is still up in the air, and it would make sense for ned to be a fast performative shooter if he was commonly doing gunplay films, and to adapt quickly when in the thick of it like this. if we assume ned was a fast and flashy show shooter, he likely would have been shooting at spinning/moving targets, freefloating balloons, clay discs in flight, maybe shooting a playing card or a silver dollar out of the air, all skills that would have made him comfortable judging a target's speed/trajectory and shooting at fluttering and erratic targets. perfect skills for bird/bat shooting. likewise being a sport/stunt shooter, not a defense nut or a hunter, he would have moral/ethical issues with the actual purpose of his firearm when it comes down to it, which manifests in his hallucination. he's a cowboy shooter who likely got into it because of a western/"cowboys and indians" type of influence through wild west shows or western sensational media as a kid and as such combined with his altruistic bent has the fantasy of the white hat wearing hero gunning down the dirty bandits and saving the day, but is hesitant of the deadly reality of that fantasy, and if unaware he's hallucinating and thereby mistaking his hallucination for reality, would act accordingly.
Besides that, he carries his gun as true gunfighters should do. Very low to make easy to draw
Pardon me Sai', but that's a bold statement thinking he can level up with Roland.
@@Khaymen223 Cry pardon, I have forgotten the face of my father. Maybe Cuthbert or Alain?
Wait. They had rabies? So you’re saying they died like dogs?
Nice.
Coronavirus started with the Amigos. One minute you're doing a buttercup dance, the next you've started a global pandemic.
just the other day i was singing "My little buttercup" to my cat. i might need a test.
Eating a medium rare bat around the fire 🤣
picturing three ridiculously dressed skeletons rotting around a campfire is just hilarious to me. great video.
It’s a classic. We watch it every time we need a good laugh. It’s clean and silly with great acting. Don’t take yourself too seriously.
"I'll fill you so full of led you'll be using your dick as a pencil" pretty clean lol
i doubt it's really meant to be taken seriously, it's meant to be watched.
Love that is clean and funny. The smartest kind of funny
She’s(Rebecca Ferrari) also the client that went down on Ace Ventura. And the woman who asked the 3 amigos for help was the beauty pageant contestant in Beetlejuice.
The title had me thinking this was a negative review about how the second half of the movie was bad. On the contrary, it's a clever fan-theory mixed into a movie review. I really enjoyed it.
This should have more views! lol
I agree with you there, as it was impressive... and enjoyable... watched the whole thing through and that is unusual in itself as usually watch a bit then skip[ the rest but this was surprisingly enjoyable
I’m sorry sir but you have a plethora of issues with this classic comedy. 😂😂😂
The Santo Pocans gave away 3 horses for them to ride out into the desert to their deaths? All 3 of them rode in on a single donkey after all.
But I like the theory. I just watched it the other day and was trying to make sense of the musical number of talking animals, the singing bush and invisible guy, Ned's impossibly short landing, and where the hell all the guns came from at the end of the movie. Maybe the plane had an extra crate of guns in them??? The movie raises a plethora of questions.
One of the BEST 80 movies EVEEEER ;-) I saw it 50 times !!
Same
Its easy to quote 😂
I was seven years old when this movie came out, and I think I have seen it a dozen or so times probably just as much as the movie Die Hard, but not one time did I ever think that the Three Amigos died halfway through the movie. Excellent fan Theory and I completely agree with you
this is one of the movies i watch just for the comedy and because it's nostalgic
Just watched this yesterday with my 14 year old son and he liked it
Here we are today in a global pandemic because of bats. Wish China would have seen this video before they started COVID-19
Bats didn't make the Chinese hallucinate.
A small detail in favor of your theory: Lucky Day (Steve Martin) is shot in the arm during their first encounter with El Guapo, which would be a serious wound in the desert without medical attention. However, throughout the 3rd act, he never winces or appears injured, including when he's swinging from a rope, escaping the priests' torture chamber, or hanging from the wing of the aircraft. That makes sense if Ned's hallucinating the whole thing--Lucky's physical pain wouldn't compute.
In any case, it's a truly great comedy with legendary bits. Fun theory!
Oh great! Real bullets!!!
. . . and the wound & jacket miraculously healed
@@guitawrizt Granny repaired the jacket. She can sew like the wind!
I just re watched this movie as a 51 yr old and noticed for the very first time the shift in the second half of the film. I was a teenager when this came out and a huge fan of Steve and Chevy, I also love "ridiculous" humor so maybe that's why I never noticed it before. This last time though, it really stuck out to me, I couldn't get it out of my head. Then out of nowhere this video shows up so I click it, thinking that it's going to be a "where are they now?" type video, but that's not the case at all.
Everything you pointed out goes along with everything I know to be true, especially the dreaming scenario and the desert scene, you asked who's perspective we could be seeing the story through. That part really struck a note with me, I totally agree that it might be Neds. In my dreams, if I have to pee, there is no toilet in sight. Then when I finally find one, it doesn't matter how much I go, I still have to go insanely bad. If I'm trying to get somewhere fast, somewhere miles away, the only thing I'll have to get there with is something ridiculous like a bike with only one pedal, and the brakes will be locked up. Then when it seems that I have made a little progress with that, I look back down and now it'll be a skateboard with only one wheel on the front and one wheel on the back.
So this theory really makes total sense to me, I couldn't agree more with everything you hit on. This movie has been, and probably always will be my favorite comedy, I love everything about it, but with this theory bouncing around in my head, I think I might just like the movie a little more now.
Never heard eating bats would do that, but back in the mid-1970s I had this particular acid trip. I had a old hound dog Buck, vividly recall he walked on his hind-legs wearing my boots and he stepped into my room. He was raising hell about the canned dog food threatening me with ass kicking because I had bought it instead of his usual dry-food. Needless to say your mind can do some really bizarre things on the right fuel, never bought canned dog food again.
Is this a review by the Invisible Swordsman???
The Bush, in Mexico, was singing "Ol Susanna".
One of my favorite movies, and this theory is hilarious
AND NOW WE KNOW!!!!
AND, NOW I THANK YOU!!!!
I ALWAYS wondered about that movie!!! Sure, it was funny!!! As a kid, back in the day! I had a good laugh! But, didn't really get it! NOW I DO!!! SO, THANKS!!!
"...aloof shrubbery." Very clever.
Not a fan of "it was just a dream" theories, but in this case it sounds funny. It could have been a mix of hallucinations and reality as The Amigos didn't know about the german and his associates or that they were quickdraw experts. If they were part of Ned's dream imagination it could mean that Ned is some kind of psychic. My theory is that the Amigos live in the parody universe, the same where the Airplane, Hot Shots, Top Secret and Naked Gun are set.
you cant punch holes in a comedy dude!! lol it made me laff and i would rent it today if i felt the need
Goodnight Ned
Considering the 80s had a...plethora... of films like this in nature such as Ghostbusters and Back to the Future, I don’t think too much of it and just appreciate it for what it is. Good video though. In reality, some overly sheltered celebs in those days would die very violently I 100% agree with in that situation lol.
I love this . Great job . Going to watch the rest of your videos now. Thank you for this . I am now wondering about “they live “
Bravo for this creative analysis! My sombrero is off to you!
It's fun but a common mistake when it comes to fan theories. Sometimes a nonsensical or terrible movie is just that.
What's the mistake?
that's given me a whole new layer of enjoyment for this film. mind blown
I dont know, the magical desert sound way more possible than catching a bat in the desert with no tools to help
I wasn't ready for this at all. I've been watching this movie since it came out, literally one of my favorite movies. I recorded every song of the movie, and this part is one of my favorite parts of the movie. Wooow!🤯🤯🤯
Excellent analysis and overall superb delivery!! 👌
The theory of Ned's fever dream makes sense after watching this. I recall the turtle 🐢 being the last to say, "Goodnight, Ned" before the 3 amigos fell asleep
i personally don't think that this happened, but its an intresting theory!
One problem - cooking meat infected with rabies inactivates the rabies.
So does that mean they didn’t get the rabies? I feel like this whole thing is just a conspiracy theory
Dusty asks for his bat meat medium-rare; certainly a risk for a food-borne illness.
That is one horrific theory!
Never thought of it!
Good theory, but there are a lot of holes. First of all, it is pretty hard to get rabies by eating infected meat. Second, it takes weeks for the virus to replicate enough to get into the brain and show symptoms if not months in humans, not hours.
I liked your take on this, it's a great alternative view.
Dryly funny. Should review those yeti chaseing shows next!
oh my god. this could be practically canon. if you see at the end, the kid who asked for Dusty’s watch when he was dead does get his watch. Also the way they wouldve been dying during the Blue Shadows song and the story favoring Ned when he seems to out-sing the other two and they look jealous, if you see it that way.
Rabies would have taken weeks to months. not minutes at the camp site.
COvideo - maybe something else that a bat carries has a shorter incubation period. But yeah. Also possible that they’re tripping. The background in that scene is pretty shroomy and looks that way before they eat the bats.
One BIG flaw, rabies has a long incubation period. They wouldn’t have started noticing somethings wrong until a either a day or a year later.
From what I've read, the shortest documented incubation period is 4 days, and is usually between 20 and 90 days. Not to mention getting rabies by eating an infected animal (instead of being bitten) is extremely rare. More likely the writers decided to go in a different direction at that point and didn't have time to rewrite what they already had.
Thank you for sharing (:
I didn’t want to think about one of my favorite movies in such an unfortunate way
Nice video!
“It’s a hard left turn into the preposterous.”
This is the line that really made me go “hmm” about this movie.
It's a comedy dude relax. Over thinking it a tad
but enjoyable theories... made me want to watch the movie again....
Theorizing is actually a form of entertainment.
No smoke without fire...
LMFAO
Why does it bother you that people like to talk about movies?
9:22 of course his age is 33
This brings our current circumstances into sharp focus
"Will you ever do a 'Three Amigo's 2'?"
"No no, those three were dead in the desert before the first movie was completed. No sequels for corpses!"
*_Me after watching this and looking at all my Ned x Lucky shit:_* ...Guess it's angst time
One of the great movies! My little buttercup always has the sweetest smile when I watch this movie ! A plethora of laughs.
I don't know... getting sick from eating a bat? Sounds kinda far fetched don't you think?
And an invisible swordsman and a singing bush isn't far fetched? lol
I get ya, It had to be a dose of peyote that was the appetizer.
Best explanation I've heard.
They’re not dead. I saw that movie just a few mins ago. Clearly they’re not dead. They got plethora of lives on them.
8:30 Wasn't expecting to find the Spanish Inquisition in this movie, huh?
So much theory, so little research. If they cooked that bat for more than a minute any rabies cells would be wiped out. Pfft!
Even medium rare bat won’t give you rabies.
Just a dumb theory with little research behind it. Just speculation.
This chef in Australia (JMB) still hasn’t watched it and refused to, there is something wrong with this person...
The backdrop during the bat eating, campfire scene is very obviously a painted backdrop. It looks like the kind of cheap prop they would have used on a studio set during the silent movie era. Considering the three Amigo's professional background and the fact they'd likely have never spent time in a Mexican desert, their point of reference for what a Mexican desert might look like may very well not extend beyond painted backdrops, like the one featured in this scene. This lends more weight to the dead or dreaming theory.
This makes a lot of sense I must say.
Have you seen the movie? Its not a hallucination, its Martin shorts characters (Ned) dream as he sleeps the night away. The song where it all starts is them trying to calm Ned's anxiety about sleeping outside with the animals and put him to sleep and it worked and the rest of the movie is Ned's dream
Chill it’s jus a fun theoryb
Damn if you don't make a compelling argument... my youth will never be the same...
El Guapo asks Steve Martin to stay so he can watch his friend die.
He answers:
" I have seen it"
He asked Chevy Chase.
This was great!
This movie is infamous.
0:16 - Movies are shot on _celluloid_ not cellulose. You could try to make a movie on cellulose but you’d be disappointed with the result.
I think it was just a comedy, and you're diving to far into it. Besides, those bats were cooked on fire, and probably burnt to a crisp based on how the sounded when being eaten, and I doubt the virus would have survived that. I'm not a virologist, but that seems pretty logical.
Dusty asks for a medium-rare bat.
Medium rare is still long enough to cook out any virus in a bat.
You’re reaching too much. It’s an 80s satirical slapstick comedy film, nothing more, nothing less.
The Faux Amigaux sequence has always been the one part of this movie that didn't make sense to me. (Singing horses and everything else all seemed fine to me via suspension of disbelief.) Thanks to Movie Pants, it now fits! It all fits!
Well, this explains a lot. And unlike many fan theories, this one does not remove any of the humor/drama/pathos of the actual movie, just a different (and valid) angle.
Thank you!
Doesn't hold water. The Germans were introduced early in the movie, but the Amigos didn't meet them until El Guapo's. They had no knowledge the Germans existed.
We’ve run the numbers and determined that it’s a just coincidence that there are real and imagined Germans. Happens from time to time.
The villagers dressed up as the 3 amigos because they were afraid to face El Guapo as themselves in case things didnt go well. Even so pretty unrealistic they took zero casualties.
true - I think there was a lot of surprise as well, I feel El Guapo's men didn't expect any form of fierce resistance and could terrorise the villagers as they normally would and I bet they were confused seeing almost multiples of those three amigos they didn't know where to begin.
Or I have another theory. Maybe 'The Three Amigos' was after all...A FREAKING COMEDY MOVIE???!!!!! 🤔
It's all explained now....
I never noticed this until now, but some dude legitimately gets drilled by a horse. Not in the good natured, sexual way, like when we were on spring break back at the farm, but in a violent, "I hope he's ok!" kind of way. Check it out at around 4:12. It's quick, but you can see it probably hurt.
saw it....didnt look like a stunt
Not the worst thing to happen in a John landis movie and definitely not the worst stunt gone wrong with maximum ouch. Just saying
This is a brilliant take!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha soooo good! This is why we watch movies so we can have our own take on it. It’s amazing
To be honest, it's a good thought, but the playboy centrefold was in the movie before the bat, and the village dresses as amigos to scare away the attackers, as that works, otherwise they would not have fled, ipso facto the movie is 100 percentage true.
Exactly.
You should do more of these. Very interesting.
Thanks! We're working on more. Stay tuned.
No, they shouldn't.
How anyone can actually say these things with a straight face is beyond me.
😂😂😂 The analysis of this movie is almost as funny as the movie itself. Oh hey, Star Wars was just a hallucination that started after Luke drank spoiled blue milk. 🙄
That would explain all the massive plot holes, and the simple terribleness of the entire franchise.
The 3 amigos died? I was just laughing watching the clips. Now I'm sad.
Excellent analysis! Would that the movie had actually done this!
I have seen many a crazy movie theory, but this one takes the f**king cake, man! 😂
I've watched Amigos Amigos Amigos was hooked ever since 😆😂
This is a classic
I don't understand how this movie bombed!!!! It's effin iconic!!!!!
You never heard of slapstick comedy??
One of the best comedies of all times.😊
Kinda late but I never noticed Dusty ended up on the other horse.😂
Nice theory. But I stil believe this was based on a real story.
We can both be right.
Wow. Makes perfect sense.
That would explain the silliness of the second half of the movie. However, they never met the german (prior to "dying) nor would have known that there were 2 other germans with him to coincide with the actual story.
I remember as a kid thinking the first half of the movie being too slow paced and a bit boring so i would fast forward to the second half. But after watching your video it does make it more interesting to watch lol
Im definitely showing my mom this
I liked this movie as a kid and still like it today, give it a break
this is dark, but plausible. :LoL. good watch.
I mean you're not _wrong,_ but the real question is how much of this was actually intentional on the part of the filmmakers.
Hold up but how would Ned know what the german looked like if he hadn't met him before the party
Thanks for ruining a childhood favorite of mine! Lol!
An interesting theory painstakingly explained, but I doubt this super downer scenario was what intended. I would have liked to understood where this all went wrong in the actual production process, why the comic sensibility changed so drastically.
Big Question, Wouldn't the Cooked Bats Kill the Rabies Virus before they consumed them.
These were very clean bats, tasting remarkably like bacon.
But wasn't some of the supernatural stuff (such as the singing bush and the invisible guy) mentioned by the villagers BEFORE they ate the bats? Did the villagers somehow have rabies too. Also, given how overcooked those bats appear to be, the rabies would probably be destroyed.