I Got Hired as an Immigration Officer and This Happened - Border Officer

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 лет назад +2605

    The video is late because I had to work overtime because the game won't let me go home after work.

    • @lohsienhuang6758
      @lohsienhuang6758 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah, this game is a asshole because it won't lets you go home and also make you poor as hell and won't give you your money or your delicious celery

    • @24Arrian
      @24Arrian 5 лет назад +2

      GrayStillPlays lmao

    • @thewitepheonix3149
      @thewitepheonix3149 5 лет назад +3

      That would cause the reverse

    • @DanielLarsonofficia
      @DanielLarsonofficia 5 лет назад +9

      So is this your job or is youtube your job or do you have a job job or is youtube your job

    • @cxpKSip
      @cxpKSip 5 лет назад +10

      Delete it and give them a negative review. Don't even mess with this game again.

  • @MrZZ-py4pq
    @MrZZ-py4pq 5 лет назад +5000

    This is Papers Please but 3d in a bad rendered way.

    • @roundaboutisagoodsong907
      @roundaboutisagoodsong907 5 лет назад +63

      yeah pretty much

    • @rinoz47
      @rinoz47 5 лет назад +251

      "So you guys know 'Papers, Please'? Well... what if we made 'Please Give Document'?"

    • @cakelovesone7805
      @cakelovesone7805 5 лет назад +46

      definitely some terrible take on it, yeah

    • @xfr3ddyfazbearx731
      @xfr3ddyfazbearx731 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah pretty much

    • @morgjones13
      @morgjones13 5 лет назад +41

      I wouldn't say that the graphics are so terrible, actually decent for a low budget game tho.

  • @thebel89
    @thebel89 5 лет назад +636

    Never seen the more realistic game. You go work every day and won't progress and you lose everything by gambling.

  • @Nova_Avali
    @Nova_Avali 5 лет назад +2531

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!!
    Wait....wrong game

    • @jacobgutierrez9642
      @jacobgutierrez9642 5 лет назад +37

      Griffin the black ice dragon K O L E C H I A N S C U M

    • @toecheese1478
      @toecheese1478 5 лет назад +5

      Griffin the black ice dragon lol I remember the game papers please

    • @Soltipr
      @Soltipr 5 лет назад +7

      Glory to arstotzka lmao

    • @M-Chip
      @M-Chip 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah I found this game on steam and I'm like wait wtf it's 3d papers please

    • @imatree4015
      @imatree4015 5 лет назад +2

      *OBRISTAN ABOVE ALL!*

  • @LKEWXD
    @LKEWXD 5 лет назад +1277

    *can't interact with mother in law*
    Seems accurate

  • @SlocumJoe
    @SlocumJoe 5 лет назад +2008

    Mother-In-Law, better known to the rest of the family as Baba Yaga.

  • @Badtaste21
    @Badtaste21 4 года назад +66

    "The Uncle" is an accurate portrait of what happens to people after playing the game.

  • @gravity4261
    @gravity4261 5 лет назад +960

    Gray is the only channel that can make me laugh at every intro.

  • @dumbjanitor714
    @dumbjanitor714 5 лет назад +256

    Gray: "this game is an accurate representation of life"
    game: (crashes)

  • @CBM_86
    @CBM_86 5 лет назад +357

    4:56 that's just a fat Justin Timberlake.

    • @lilya8100
      @lilya8100 5 лет назад +4

      So true!!! 😂😂😂

    • @conrad1022
      @conrad1022 5 лет назад

      IKR

    • @ebonigray5674
      @ebonigray5674 5 лет назад

      I was waiting for this comment 😂😂

    • @rhythm7007
      @rhythm7007 5 лет назад +1

      Thank God I'm not the only one 😂

  • @crinklecutchipscringe9167
    @crinklecutchipscringe9167 5 лет назад +34

    Gray: The only game that lets me be an immigration officer.
    Papers please: Am I a joke to you?

  • @foreflash
    @foreflash 5 лет назад +34

    You lost your sanity at your job, and lost your money at gambling table, this is a 100% accurate simulation of the actual LIFE, not movies or TVs, THIS IS LIFE

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +454

    This is kinda like papers please
    But with more memes

    • @nate_the_gret
      @nate_the_gret 5 лет назад +1

      This is absolutely teue

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 5 лет назад +6

      Glory Greatest!

    • @Tyler-og6hj
      @Tyler-og6hj 5 лет назад +2

      yo you're literally everywhere

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah basically

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tyler-og6hj great to see you in the comments

  • @slayerofdenmark5057
    @slayerofdenmark5057 5 лет назад +440

    This is downgraded Papers please
    GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA

  • @ThatIrishLass
    @ThatIrishLass 5 лет назад +12

    >finally get the car to work
    >brakes immediately broken
    Gray I'm pretty sure that was an assassination attempt.

  • @amelialarie8392
    @amelialarie8392 5 лет назад +94

    9:16 "Not because I don't care about the security of my country..." Said as he ran a stop sign. Lmao

    • @dreamystone
      @dreamystone 5 лет назад +5

      To be fair though, what was the point of that stop sign? There's only the one road.

  • @CelticVictory
    @CelticVictory 5 лет назад +9

    0:53 "Oh, she's the mother-in-law." Sure, she is. She looks absolutely possessed.

  • @mia.a.narvaez
    @mia.a.narvaez 5 лет назад +22

    “this is the guy that never skips neck day”
    im dead😂

  • @ahdurinregion
    @ahdurinregion 5 лет назад +49

    I love how the first 2 minutes of the video is literally just you wondering how this family became yours XD

  • @sillish
    @sillish 5 лет назад +62

    4:56 is it just me or does that man look like justin timberlake :0

  • @JuanGonzalez-sz8tr
    @JuanGonzalez-sz8tr 5 лет назад +23

    4:46 woah, this must be really a AAA game if they could put Justin Timberlake in it

  • @mr.coffee6242
    @mr.coffee6242 5 лет назад +256

    Artotska........Stavroska.....
    One is in 2d.... one in 3d
    Get a job through a raffle
    Plagiarism is overrated

    • @notsmoothie
      @notsmoothie 5 лет назад +1

      2 of the examples are irrelevant lol :D

    • @mr.coffee6242
      @mr.coffee6242 5 лет назад +8

      @@notsmoothie im not making a case here. You just didnt understand the joke

    • @notsmoothie
      @notsmoothie 5 лет назад

      @@mr.coffee6242 That might be the case. Enlighten me ?

    • @TJ-tl8ol
      @TJ-tl8ol 5 лет назад +6

      Martin Ondruška here’s an enlightenment: lighten up

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I didn’t get it either. It wouldn’t have seemed like a comparison except for the last bit about plagiarism.
      I think the OP and Mr. Lighten Up don’t understand how jokes work and/or understand how to make them. Or they just get way defensive if someone else doesn’t get them.

  • @evandarksky2309
    @evandarksky2309 5 лет назад +248

    This is literally the definition of feature creep/bloat.
    Let's make Papers, Please but 3d with a car and driving and physics and 3d and a computer and and and and and

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 лет назад +63

      At first I didn't think it was a game...but then I saw there was stuff you could buy and gambling and stuff and I thought it was a game...but then it became not a game anymore. I think it was almost a game though.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 5 лет назад +3

      Its literaly just a more realistic papers please. Now you have to deal with things like transportation.

  • @9airpods917
    @9airpods917 5 лет назад +48

    9:36-9:47 Yes Gray, that reminds me of every “Average Joe”, 9 to 5, generic office job out there in this world that we call Earth.

  • @RayRayDontPlayPlay
    @RayRayDontPlayPlay 5 лет назад +17

    "We managed to get you this cinderblock" I'm crying. lmaoooo

  • @HipsterBot2000
    @HipsterBot2000 5 лет назад +27

    9:36 have i ever told you the definition of ... *INSANITY?*

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +14

    *Glory Greatest, Arstotzka*

  • @edwardecl
    @edwardecl 5 лет назад +2

    This game is the most realistic game ever, can confirm the same thing happened to me. Can't wait for the sequel where you wife leaves you and you go to prison for running someone over while drunk.

  • @SlinkandMojo
    @SlinkandMojo 5 лет назад +17

    GLORY TO ARSTO-
    oh wait wrong country

  • @SunflowerSpotlight
    @SunflowerSpotlight 5 лет назад +1

    Since I just had surgery, I’m kind of happy to find someone else who’s in as much pain as I am, but at least in this case it’s bringing a lot of other people joy as well. 😅 This was such a great moment to find this channel. I’m officially binging until either the material runs out or my stitches come out, one or the other. 😂

  • @zachwilkens7524
    @zachwilkens7524 5 лет назад +6

    This game was hilarious if/when they fix the legitimately game breaking bug I hope you play again!

  • @lilya8100
    @lilya8100 5 лет назад +1

    8:17 "Get ur ass outta here and take ur neck with u" I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ItzJustDrax
    @ItzJustDrax 5 лет назад +11

    You are the funniest RUclipsr that I watch. I love your videos and you should also play GTA rp

  • @alexknowles19
    @alexknowles19 Год назад +1

    IS THAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE LMAOOOO 4:46

  • @triniroma4957
    @triniroma4957 5 лет назад +7

    This reminds me of Papers Please but on crack 😂😂

  • @nolongerusingthisaccount4516
    @nolongerusingthisaccount4516 5 лет назад +2

    Watching you gamble on horses is the best reason to visit

    • @thisaccountsucks5556
      @thisaccountsucks5556 5 лет назад

      He should have restarted the game to see if the horse gambling included RNG.

  • @richardshepard2920
    @richardshepard2920 5 лет назад +80

    Gray: "Please let there be a gun in here so I ca eat it!"
    Also Gray: "Oh wait, I can open the door while driving!"
    Gray wants to die! XD

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy 4 месяца назад

    dude this might be one of the funniest GSP videos 😂 just his reactions to every single moment were absolutely incredible 😂 him losing the little wooden horse race over and over actually almost killed me 😂😂

  • @edmundng888
    @edmundng888 5 лет назад +42

    Arstokza
    Ministry of Defense
    VIOLATION
    Playing rip-offs
    Violation assessed: 100 credits

  • @speeddemon574onVM
    @speeddemon574onVM 5 лет назад +2

    "skill and experience is irrelevant"
    Truer words where never spoken.

  • @lunartic4558
    @lunartic4558 5 лет назад +7

    "I can't stop! The break doesn't wo-"
    Ad: Fast and Furious: Hobbs & Shaw
    After ad (Grey): .... Sure that counted

  • @devontime
    @devontime 3 года назад +1

    you know it’s about to go down when gray is working at Ellis island

  • @nub-cake
    @nub-cake 5 лет назад +3

    "This is the guy that never skips neck day" omg i lost it lmao

  • @vlogging_wolf5246
    @vlogging_wolf5246 4 года назад +1

    With him carrying that rejection stamp he wouldn't be able to get through the door

  • @Erlndher
    @Erlndher 5 лет назад +6

    "Papers, Please" might be hiring too!

  • @travisrauh
    @travisrauh 5 лет назад +1

    Everyone go flip through every one of Gray's videos and listen to the first one second of each. "Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright..."
    I think I'm going to make it a ringtone.

  • @smartmars603
    @smartmars603 5 лет назад +7

    1:32 "I like opium." Must be from the Portsmouth/South Shore area, and something tells me your doctor is "Doctor Proctor".

  • @fbihorse
    @fbihorse 5 лет назад

    I like how realistic this game is, he loses at everything then becomes suicidal.

  • @SquishyShadowHawk
    @SquishyShadowHawk 5 лет назад +21

    This would be a great game without the bugs. But seriously, who misses all of that while making the game???

    • @michaelnye1275
      @michaelnye1275 5 лет назад +2

      EA

    • @justinwang4386
      @justinwang4386 5 лет назад

      I think it’s because it was originally a foreign game. From a foreign perspective, they can’t tell spelling errors or grammar mistakes.

    • @reckergamer1879
      @reckergamer1879 5 лет назад

      @@justinwang4386 Most of games are "foreing" that doesn't explain mistakes

    • @SquishyShadowHawk
      @SquishyShadowHawk 5 лет назад +3

      The spelling and grammatical mistakes aren’t that big of a deal though. It’s the bugs that make the game practically unplayable.

    • @ashtonrooks7899
      @ashtonrooks7899 5 лет назад

      Coders working for the Russian mafia, where real life money laundering is far more important than the quality of the fake games that accomplish it.

  • @thechilledonion9313
    @thechilledonion9313 5 лет назад

    Will never be as Glorious as Arstotzka.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +27

    This is 3D Papers Please and I love it

  • @Moparkatt
    @Moparkatt 5 лет назад

    Love it when you find these games.

  • @kaleffpuente
    @kaleffpuente 5 лет назад +42

    God you're the reason why Im not doing my homework. God what has my life become!
    Great video 8.7/10 would watch again

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram 4 года назад +1

    My only regret is that there aren't more of post 2018 gray videos cause i love this type of humor lmao

  • @nathangraves8266
    @nathangraves8266 5 лет назад +19

    #BEST RUclips CHANNEL IN THE WORLD
    Keep up the awesome work Gray!

  • @sorthweast3030
    @sorthweast3030 5 лет назад +2

    8:03 the rejected stamp was almost as wide as his neck

  • @taylortea3429
    @taylortea3429 5 лет назад +104

    Oh wow
    I haven’t been this early since Canada took over the USA

  • @HarrenClubdog
    @HarrenClubdog 5 лет назад

    the funniest thing just happened. the moment Gray goes off the road i get an add for car improvements.

  • @Wockes
    @Wockes 5 лет назад +41

    I'm more interested in why his workplace has a Xeon CPU with 8GB ram and a 2TB HDD running Win XP with a floppy drive and a CRT screen

    • @muddy0139
      @muddy0139 5 лет назад

      Whaaat...

    • @HerNameIsAshleyOMG
      @HerNameIsAshleyOMG 5 лет назад

      english pls

    • @GAndreC
      @GAndreC 4 года назад

      Something about the computers and hardware and software incompatibility

  • @catgirltom614
    @catgirltom614 4 года назад

    i love the way you open each video

  • @BitcoinJake09
    @BitcoinJake09 5 лет назад +8

    "Yes gray, that's every job ever"

  • @duchessofshinies4696
    @duchessofshinies4696 5 лет назад

    Here’s an obscure fact, the carpet texture used in the room where your mother-in-law and uncle are in is the carpet used in the hotel in The Shining and in the house in Toy Story.

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 5 лет назад +8

    "New game, d- oh. It already broke."

  • @InevitableMayo
    @InevitableMayo 5 лет назад +1

    9:34 that is literally the definition of my job. I work in an office and I can physically feel myself dying in this chair

  • @crabking9132
    @crabking9132 5 лет назад +11

    Omg lol I clicked on this video and there was an ad on immigration problems! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 лет назад

      I had an exercise ad.

    • @sparklingfresh3764
      @sparklingfresh3764 5 лет назад

      I had a vaping ad

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 лет назад

      It said I was supposed to get ads but I didn’t get anything :(
      Oh, I mean, I got a rock. :(

  • @damianbartonmother8020
    @damianbartonmother8020 5 лет назад

    There was an ad for something called a groove ring.... and I swear, gray wrote it. It sounded so like what he would do. I hope people can find it and see it. Worth it.

  • @holius1
    @holius1 5 лет назад +4

    Glory to Arstotzka, Inspector.

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 5 лет назад +1

    According to some border patrol officers... This is about right. Same thing every day and no chance of reprieve or parole. It goes with the territory of the people in charge not having a clue as to what the job entails but tells you how you're supposed to do it.

  • @royruber5485
    @royruber5485 5 лет назад +5

    Sir, you deserved yourself a new subscriber.
    After watching your videos for a few weeks now i've entrusted you with my subscription.
    These are rare..
    Take good care of it.
    And please... break some more games 😁

  • @RoachKai
    @RoachKai 4 года назад

    If only we could get a good border patrol game someday. You really create some interesting narratives with this setting.

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 5 лет назад +5

    4:55
    Literally Justin Timberlake...

  • @Zaze1855
    @Zaze1855 5 лет назад +1

    I kinda like how it gives you like a background story on why you’re working here and need to keep the job. Most games just throw you in the job and nothing more can get boring quite easily.

  • @Charles_Anthony
    @Charles_Anthony 5 лет назад +6

    Gray, the propane tank is used for cooking.

    • @mr.fahrenheit7996
      @mr.fahrenheit7996 5 лет назад +2

      no its for supplying the good people of the town with propane and propane accessories

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 5 лет назад +2

      Mr. Fahrenheit : Either that or his Uncle uses it to make meth out in the Siberian tundra while the family is asleep.

  • @noneyadamnbiz1034
    @noneyadamnbiz1034 5 лет назад

    I really enjoy watching you play obscure indie games!

  • @spidamitchell6949
    @spidamitchell6949 5 лет назад +6

    LOL, u r the best youtuber EVER

  • @Jxseph_08
    @Jxseph_08 5 лет назад +2

    Yesss! Awesome video dude 😂🔥

  • @autumnalizae9351
    @autumnalizae9351 5 лет назад +7

    gray : oh wait its my mother in law .... lets see if we can interact with her
    me : why?

  • @MuttonfudgeRacing
    @MuttonfudgeRacing 5 лет назад

    I understand your pain.Its okay Gray.

  • @grahamthegreat5237
    @grahamthegreat5237 5 лет назад +3

    Well actually this is exactly how a border control officers life is

  • @clintonrumpf3927
    @clintonrumpf3927 5 лет назад

    Gray, I don't normally laugh at videos like yours, but for some reason your desperation made me chuckle.

  • @DrRitterstein
    @DrRitterstein 5 лет назад +11

    This is just a 3D Animated Version of Papers Please

  • @GrainPaint
    @GrainPaint 5 лет назад

    I love these 1 person simulator vids hahah

  • @ethanbilodeau3633
    @ethanbilodeau3633 5 лет назад +19

    hey gray, everyday im so exited for your new uploads and i watch your videos for at least 3 hours a day, i always laugh at your videos. Keep up the good work

    • @TakingSou1s
      @TakingSou1s 5 лет назад

      Ethan Bilodeau that’s GRAY

    • @ethanbilodeau3633
      @ethanbilodeau3633 5 лет назад +3

      @@TakingSou1s sorry lol ive had 2 hours of sleep

  • @FirestormMk3
    @FirestormMk3 5 лет назад

    Papers Please with all the fun, challenge, and actual ability to play stripped out.

  • @drewjantz9852
    @drewjantz9852 5 лет назад +7

    “I like opium” 🤣

  • @Sultan_Alfie1914
    @Sultan_Alfie1914 5 лет назад

    Do you know what I imagined well it was: you letting people with bombs in and put them in a corner. Next you grabbed a pistol shot the bomb and he explodes. Finally you call out, “Bears and wolfs, lunch is ready!”

  • @gourmetpeeps2494
    @gourmetpeeps2494 5 лет назад +3

    Don’t we all love when we think we are getting clickbated by Gray’s title but it turns out to be the exact opposite and the video is better than the title 😂

  • @OctodadUnderstudy
    @OctodadUnderstudy 5 лет назад

    This live action Papers Please is looking pretty good

  • @gravity4261
    @gravity4261 5 лет назад +9

    When have you ever needed a tutorial gray?

  • @gerbenvanessen
    @gerbenvanessen 5 лет назад +1

    my cat is sitting next to me as you said cats only sit in the most uncomfortable places so now I wonder... I thought my bed was pretty comfortable.

  • @wmmt
    @wmmt 5 лет назад +4

    I feel like this should include a moment of sadness when you complete your check in only to find the security section of the airport is closed and there are long queues to the self-scan entry points.
    Bonus points if you get slowed down because you chose to line up correctly only to be bypassed by those who went via the air crew/assisted lane 🙃🤦‍♂️

  • @kuromiLayfe
    @kuromiLayfe 5 лет назад +1

    Time to watch the only person to play the only game doing anything he wants

  • @harryleaver8333
    @harryleaver8333 5 лет назад +5

    This is pretty much Papers Please! If it was a -AAA 3D Unity game

    • @imatree4015
      @imatree4015 5 лет назад

      I’m cool

    • @harryleaver8333
      @harryleaver8333 5 лет назад

      im a tree That was the point

    • @harryleaver8333
      @harryleaver8333 5 лет назад

      It was meant to be that way, a stupid, uneducated joke based on what GrayStillPlays said at the start “This is AAA, this is everything I wanted” which was also a joke

    • @imatree4015
      @imatree4015 5 лет назад

      harryleaver
      Didn’t know I could be that dumb. So I edited my reply

    • @harryleaver8333
      @harryleaver8333 5 лет назад

      im a tree are you being sarcastic, because I sense sarcasm

  • @deadline6879
    @deadline6879 5 лет назад +1

    This genuinely can be a great game. It needs fixes and stuff, I dont know what kind of stuff but it needs something.

  • @lancehandy6648
    @lancehandy6648 5 лет назад +52

    Beginning had me thinkin this was eastern european border patrol
    Edit: wait a second I think it is....
    Edit#2: yup definitely is. With those names....

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 5 лет назад +4

      Lance Handy : Didn't have enough wayer cannons or barb wire like Hungary has.

  • @petersantos6395
    @petersantos6395 5 лет назад +2

    13:30 Error: you made a mistake. Keep playing the game. You have 2 attempts left.

  • @formam1022
    @formam1022 5 лет назад +3

    IT'S HOUSE FLIPER IMMIGRATION EDITION

  • @cobaltfoxpaw945
    @cobaltfoxpaw945 5 лет назад +1

    My favorite quote from GrayStillPlays is "new game dammit"

  • @kharris3352
    @kharris3352 5 лет назад +3

    My recommendations be like
    “I clicked on one Universe Sandbox video and this happened”

    • @octane613
      @octane613 5 лет назад

      Yep that's how I found gray and I love him.

  • @PHILMKD95
    @PHILMKD95 5 лет назад +1

    3:43 I'd give her my personal stamp seal of approval XD