gray: *takes legitimate training simulator used by pilots* also gray: "Alright so today we're checking out the only game where you can turn airplanes into helicopters using crack and a vacuum cleaner"
[Over the intercom] "Alriiight! Thank you for flying with Floridaman airlines, those of you that haven't been LIQUIFIED yet may exit the, um... Well what's left of the plane anyways... The time here in Hell is uhhh... -6:66 PM... And have a nice day! We won't be making a return run back to the surface... Soooo... Good luck with that... Say hi to SATAN for me!" -Pilot Gray, probably
Pilot: alright everyone enjoy the flight Passengers: ok Pilot: also this is a graystillplayz episode Passengers: throws themself out of the nearest window. Not today
Stewie killed Lois and Brian gave herpes to Quagmire by becoming blood brothers because he didn't want Quagmire to hate him anymore. So yeah everything is pretty much hunky dory
@@squid6391 aren't you the same guy that said nice to a guy that called the police on his dad because he was getting beat? I think it was a Josh dub video
Im not sure if gray will see this but, i have a sims challenge. : start with 1 sim Add a pet to the world every ingame day and see how long they can survive
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 9:50 - "Jokes on Gray, those birds want to die cause the ground, boats, roofs, & powerlines lack collision!" 10:27 - "In the real world no! In this game who knows!" 10:30 - "Gray wouldn't be Gray if he didn't try to break a game's physics just cause he can!" 10:32 - "I guess its adorable in a pyscho killer sort of way!" 10:33 - "Reminds me of my cousin BABY SEAGULL with a BUTCHER's KNIFE!" 12:22 - "I see Gray realized what a torturous existence the birds in this game have!"
Plane: * does donuts on the ground at beyond maximum speed * Pilots: ... what am I supposed to do about this? Air traffic control: What the hell? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS......!
1:18 "every dummy child in quarantine whose never seen a plane do donuts and sees dirt, they say "mommy is that how tornados are made?" The mom "I err, I think gray just found another way to destroy the world kid"
I'm laughing so hard, my eyes are pinched shut, and I can't see what's going on. Grey, you have the best laugh of any human being on the planet. Thank you for sharing.
2:57 “I’ve got good news and bad news.” “The good news is that we’ll be landing immediately.” “The bad news is, we’re crash landing.” -Madagascar: Escape to Africa
I think my favorite part is how most the time the plane only desires to burrow through the earth and go straight to hell.
GrayStillPlays ok
HI
I agree
GrayStillPlays says moo
GrayStillPlays I think my favorite part is the constant destruction
Gray: "I'm going to land this nice and soft"
Plane: *fuses with the world*
Gray: *Perfect.*
I dont get whats wrong here, he landed perfectly fine
Stand Name: 「エアロスミス：ザ・ワールド」(Aerosmith: The World)
Stand user: 「ナランチャ・ギルガ」(Narancia Ghirga)
i dont think u really know aviation@@sppender8099
Normal people: a plane with a lot of propeller blades
Gray: *airborne blender*
Ah yes our favorite type of blender, airborne blender 🤣
Gray can:
Destroy humanity
Destroy cities
Destroy continents
Destroy the planet itself
And now he just destroyed the laws of physics...
Gray can destroy destruction
Oh no, you're here to?
We can’t blame Gray for extreme weirdness
He can also create and fly the one and only Narwhal of the Skies
He can destroy 50% of all pple
Gray: *puts 7 engines on a plane*
Everyone else who is subscribed to him: Where's the FULL LIQUOR BAR?
Sounds like a luxurious plane if it has a full liquor bar
He's spent a while at the full liqueur bar!
I think the full liquor bar is what lead to this idea
I had the same idea
Yep.
**Passengers boarding the plane**
-"Your G-suits will be provided to you at the gate"
-"Our WHAT?!"
At that point if I were a passenger I'd be like HELL YES I finaly get to go out my way!!!
Flight attendants: Welcome aboard the flight to Hell
If you don't want to die, Please jump out the plane now
our poop
*LETS GO*
Wait also do we get snacks durring the ride?
“this doesn’t look very safe”
oh, so *this* is where you draw the line at?
I can't
What is this line you speak of
FOOLISH MORTAL! What do you mean "draw the line" gray is not constrained by mortal lines!
The roller coaster to hell, the hundred drug addicts, the thousands of cruise ships, the liquor bars...
@@kestrels-in-the-sky nobody knows because gray is not Limited by the lines our small minds draw because gray causes chaos and you can't stop him
"Listen to that baby purr!"
Plane: **confused screaming**
Lol
"hey Brian what's going on on runway 3?" "Oh that's just gray doing donuts in the new jet" "oh ok"
And the pilot in the plane is throwing up and it is flat.temanal:grays fired
@@fungui2008 actually no gray will kill them before they can fire him
pov: you’re Brian and you end up on the road with a car coming in your direction at 69 mph:
1:07
Normal people: ima do donuts in my car
Gray: ima do donuts in my plane
Ima do donuts in my spaceship
Ima do donuts while sending murder hornets
Ima do donuts in my donut
That my friend is what we call a ground loop.
I mean I actually will do donuts in my plane I just bought a Cessna 182 and got a pilots liscense
When gray realizes he can edit game files: *LETS GET RID OF THOSE ROOKIE NUMBERS!*
He's actually done that before in Farming Simulator 19.
Gray:ROOKIE NUMBERS ARE FOR SIMPS.
The God Dang pilot: Why Grey you aren’t the one flying it.
@@milesbyt I know I'm betting hes happy he can edit the game files in this game
We need a rookie numbers compilation.
this needs to be pinned
The devil himself fears Gray. For if Gray gets ahold of Hell's editable files, he's screwed.
Oh god let's just hope gray is immortal
@@panzermensch2 flesh is temporary, masochism is eternal.
Gray now: O H R E A L L Y ?
@@panzermensch2 naw he aint worried about nothing, once he gets his hands on the health files then Satan is definetly screwed
Yes
when gray knows he can edit the game files
Gray: *IM GONNA DESTROY THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER*
@@Astronexian company industrial: sure how many you want destroying robotic android household failrue sexual AI final
The game: FUUUUUUUUU
@@nichsa8984 hahahaga nice one
@@Astronexian yeah
@@KiroChisa hahahaha
"Listen to that baby purr!"
>plane starts to defy physics
"The '737' now refers to the number of engines in the plane!" - An Engineer (Now fired)
This be gray
“Maybe I was a little too aggressive”
Who are you and what have you done with Gray?
This guy's name is tay
He's grays twin.
8:57 "I didn't crash my plane, it just decided to take a journey to the center of the earth!"
X-plane: the most realistic flight sim
Gray: NO
NO
NONONONO
Hah, “realistic”. Funny joke.
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 xplane 11 physics are better than MSFS 2020 physics, atleast what I heard from others.
@@benzjiman6931 it was a joke r/wooooosh
Unrealistic, Gray’s probably on so many government watch lists that he would never be allowed near a plane
Hens He’s Gray, and could fool government watchlist. I would love to see him show this to a flight attendant!
You’re not wrong
No! 420 likes. Cannot like
469 loikes i wont like cuz there's 4 69's
Game: *Has some weird bug or feature.*
Grey: “I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move.”
Thanks for the 1.1k likes I never get this!
Grays pro gamer move: To make the dev's cry!
It's not a feature or a bug it's a surprise game mechanic
Do you mean an epic legendary very Pro most legendary most epic the mostly almost Epic definitely legendary Pro Gamer move
Why hasn't grey responded yet?
Audrey Lefebvre stfu
Grey: "How many engines does it take to have a good time?"
Me: "Yes"
Only gray would notice a girl in a bikini at 1000 miles an hour and immediately go back to check 😂
How very Floridian of him
Chloe O don't you know all of us Floridians have built in beach babe radar
Yea cause his wife doesnt wear them enough
As a Floridian, same.
This is proof he lives in Florida
Seven engines inside of the plane
the passengers: this is fine
They better have free earmuffs because its gonna be hella loud
KiroDaKoolGamer it won’t be loud because they would all be sucked into the engines
@@daonlysquirrel9343 damn would they be that powerful
Lmao
This is fine because we're having a free trip to hell
6:19 this just recreated that one scene from asdf movie
"h E r E c O m E s T h E a I r P l A n E"
I can just imagine that when Gray is buying a new computer, and then he picks one, It’s like: FUUUUU-
Lmao
It's Florida man.
Oh, I'm quite sure he builds his own---any store-bought comp in his hands would self-destruct in 30 seconds lol
@@justsumguy2u no it would try to stab him for the death of their brethren
Hi, Florida Man, how’s Spleens doing? Still on Cocaine?
gray: *takes legitimate training simulator used by pilots*
also gray: "Alright so today we're checking out the only game where you can turn airplanes into helicopters using crack and a vacuum cleaner"
He just stuff's cocaine inside of airplanes
Yeah I’m the top part of your comment 😂 grey just showed me a whole new world
Best comment I've seen yet
@@acatandacat8044 yes
This is a legitimate training simulator? Oh boy.
We need to make “Rookie numbers” Grey’s official quote, who’s with me?
Jacob Ebenal everybody
Yes, petition pls
UYeah
Gray: "gonna land this nice and soft"
Gray: *yeets the plane into the ground*
Gray: "perfect!"
*Y e p*
"Insert Ryanair Joke"
[Over the intercom]
"Alriiight! Thank you for flying with Floridaman airlines, those of you that haven't been LIQUIFIED yet may exit the, um... Well what's left of the plane anyways... The time here in Hell is uhhh... -6:66 PM... And have a nice day! We won't be making a return run back to the surface... Soooo... Good luck with that... Say hi to SATAN for me!"
-Pilot Gray, probably
Butter!
Pilot: alright everyone enjoy the flight
Passengers: ok
Pilot: also this is a graystillplayz episode
Passengers: throws themself out of the nearest window. Not today
Me as a passenger: If I get revived, why not?
The intercom: hello ladies and gents welcome to god kill me airlines. Have a good *under his breath. Bad..* day! Good luck bitch!”
IlMe:I don't mind it! I'm a sim!
@@MM-cy8kq you like cooking i guess?
Satan
Not today Satan
Gray during puberty: God I can’t wait to stick this unicorn horn into somebody
Gray: *makes plane*
Every Bird Ever: "Oh no..."
Everyone: Dude, 7 extra engines is kind of much.
Graystillplays: *that’s just rookie numbers!*
*MORE ZEROS DAMNIT*
KiroDaKoolGamer why does he do this. It’s hilarious though
@@Faraway_37 that's why
Isaiah F-D that’s why he’s one of my favorite RUclipsrs
@@KiroChisa thats still rookie numbers
I was eating when grey got the Cessna out and I bust out laughing with water coming out of my mouth.
"We are still flying half a ship."
"Another happy landing"
Starts playing bass music in the background
@@darkbooger You beat me to it.
Nobody, literally no one:
Gray: "The jiggle physics in this game are no joke"
But the bikini girl had none
Hah lol
Wtf, I just heard it, and said it at the same time gray said it, because I was reading off your comment
12:03 " Hey buddy how are you feeling?" - Gray , "Like I have whiplash!" - Him
@@starsheepgaming33 good find
Gray: "So I learned something new about this game"
Game: "Oh fuuuuuuu-"
The game: Fly a normal pla-
GrayStillPlays: "No, I don't think I will"
Peter Griffin how is stewie doin and how is your dog doing with herpies
Stewie killed Lois and Brian gave herpes to Quagmire by becoming blood brothers because he didn't want Quagmire to hate him anymore. So yeah everything is pretty much hunky dory
wait WHAT?!
@@squid6391 aren't you the same guy that said nice to a guy that called the police on his dad because he was getting beat? I think it was a Josh dub video
@@grimfox3472 Maybeee...
Im not sure if gray will see this but, i have a sims challenge.
: start with 1 sim Add a pet to the world every ingame day and see how long they can survive
COME ON LIKE TO MAKE GRAY SEE THIS
yes very good
That would be a great idea
The sim will drown on day 1 anyway
Aye you got my like
Laughed so hard I thought I was going to hurt myself. I was actually glad of the adverts as it gave me a chance to recover a bit.
12:49
Im not gonna lie, this doesnt seem very safe.
The pilot: YOU REALIZE THAT NOW?!
gray: *makes 737 spin like crazy*
the 737's heading indicator:"am i a joke to you?"
Gray: yes. Yes you are.
All I wanna know is how big the crankshaft has to be to hold on the props on the 172
8:59 My man broke the physics so hard that him and his plane fell to the backrooms
1:08 DEJA VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Higher on the street! And I know it's my time to go!
Calling you and the search is a mystery!
11:58 Pilot's report to mechanic: "Small vibration during flight"
A little turbulence they say a reliable flight they say but you are godamn right if you say it is GLOOOORIOUS
11:10 when the game lags so hard gray himself is lagging aswell
Lol
When he said ooh 😂 I was dying 😹
Game: how many engines do you want?
Gray: yes
The limit does not exist
, as much to f*** it up
Me: Actually likes aviation
Also me: I like this more
Same.
How does it feel to pull 45 Gs and then turning 90 degrees and instantly pulling - 145000000000 Gs
Same
3:13 gets me every time the way he says "what the hell is happening" is amazing
Gray is obsessed with: hell, death, breaking games, and saying alright at the start of every single video.
Gray: " *more propellers dammit!* "
Physics: * screams in agony *
Computer * flatline *
Pilot: Hello passengers, welcome to Gray still plays airlines!
Passengers: Never heard of this airline-
*realization*
Everyone else enjoying Gray torturing the game:
Me, realizing it’s exactly 14 minutes:👁️👄👁️
"We're upside down but we're still technically doing it!" I'm pretty sure there's a name for that position.
The bottom Maneuver
Game: So how many engines do you want?
Grey: Yes
As someone who always wanted to be a pilot and went through flight training, i cannot describe the a,ount of anxiety i get watching these videos.
Watching this video IS your flight training
@@Himmel-Himmel *YES*
Gray: If It doesn’t bleed than you’re doing it wrong
IceCreamSandwichInTheSand "if it doesn't bleed we can't kill it" - that one guy from predator in an alternate universe probably.
His poor wife.
If it doesn't bleed keep shooting it until it dies
Then
I'm sorry
1:08 I've seen Monster Trucks do donuts but not a plane 😂😂😂
"We're in like, the solar system"
Huh. Never been there before
Game : gets booted up, hi im the ga- it's you again stay away from me
Gray : hi
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 9:50 - "Jokes on Gray, those birds want to die cause the ground, boats, roofs, & powerlines lack collision!" 10:27 - "In the real world no! In this game who knows!" 10:30 - "Gray wouldn't be Gray if he didn't try to break a game's physics just cause he can!" 10:32 - "I guess its adorable in a pyscho killer sort of way!" 10:33 - "Reminds me of my cousin BABY SEAGULL with a BUTCHER's KNIFE!" 12:22 - "I see Gray realized what a torturous existence the birds in this game have!"
12:02 The only time gray didn't have to add a sound effect of a man screaming, cuz there was a man screaming already lol.
5:54 "lets not hit the building."
yep. we did that already
lmao when im bored u always save the day [12:22 Where my boredom disappears]
If the pilot begins a sentence with "Alright so we're" you are dead
The fear of any npc
Npc: *exists*
Gray: omae no shinderu
Npc:
*nani*
Pilot: Alright. So we're back with the only plane that lets you do donuts on the runway, it's a Boeing 737. 😈
Me: Lemme out, dammit! 😱
@@TheAveragePalico omeawamu shinderu*
@@snuggles3240 omae wa mou shindeiru*
I love the music whenever something goes wrong.
The music says “welp”
11:13 the pilot was like oh hey there Neptune haven’t seen in a long 4 minutes
Grey: “I also learned something very interesting”
Everyone on the plane: welp we’re boned...
Looks like they are gonna have a bad time **reality check through the skull starts playing**
Gray: *Builds physics breaking plane*
Physics: Yeah imma head out.
*[PHYSICS HAS LEFT THE CHAT]*
lol physics never even entered the chat
He just murdered the physics. Not even a peak
12:10 a rare footage of a sperm trying to find the egg
im literally dying after that line " the homeless stabby violent brother of the cesna, i call this cesna Stick'em Steve" 😂🤣🤣😂👌
“Hey, I got an Exacto-knife coming out the nose of the plane!”
Gray: “that’s funny....”
Plane: * does donuts on the ground at beyond maximum speed *
Pilots: ... what am I supposed to do about this?
Air traffic control: What the hell? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS......!
9:00 I rewatched this part like 20 times. I’m crying😂😂
Same but with 12:28.
How about 11:59 🤣
I'm glad I'm on the toilet for this lol
How is 9:00 funny?
@@gunter4155 Start watching from 8:59 would be better
Every time he says alright u know it’s gonna be good
"What do you want for a propeller?"
"The one off that wind turbine over there"
1:18 "every dummy child in quarantine whose never seen a plane do donuts and sees dirt, they say "mommy is that how tornados are made?"
The mom "I err, I think gray just found another way to destroy the world kid"
How’s the stupid child gonna know what’s a tornado?
Don't ask just know
I'm laughing so hard, my eyes are pinched shut, and I can't see what's going on. Grey, you have the best laugh of any human being on the planet. Thank you for sharing.
10:25 I thought "The question is... WIll it blend?" Lol
2:57
“I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“The good news is that we’ll be landing immediately.”
“The bad news is, we’re crash landing.”
-Madagascar: Escape to Africa
While everyone else is worrying about quarantine and groceries grey is like: “how many engines can I put on a Boeing 747?”
9:42 just imagine looking up and...
8:58 at the moment i regretted clicking on this video, i laughed so hard and hit my head on the wall .... it hurts so badly 😂💔
Gray: *Destroys physics for planes*
AirForceProud95: “ Am I a joke to you? Alt+F4”
3:38 I feel like that has some meme potential
No one
Gray: making everyone's day a trillion times better
Yes
Except for the game characters.
“I’m not going to lie, this doesn’t look very safe.”
Guys, he finally cracked.
8:20 its not gonna be a cessna. Its gonna be an incesna
9:55
Sums up Gray's way to play games perfectly.
I always have the weirdest dreams when I fall asleep to Gray's videos
me: havent watched gray in a while
me before this video: ''Uh,why did i watch him in the first place?''
me after this video: oh yeah, thats why
every time gray says "rookie numbers" I get a little bit more anxious for the end of the video 😂
oh look theres only 2 engines
gray: sike, thas the wrong numbah
(but hes not a rapper)
no, he's a threat to our mental health
Being Gray, he'd probably say, "Two engines? Rookie numbers!" 😀
Welcome aboard the Hell Express passengers. Today we are borrowing straight to Hell in a Cessna!
**Plane destroys physics**
Isaac Newton: _please tell me how that’s possible_
Gray: don't question a Florida man's logic!
Newton: Hits the gin heavily, “He’s massacred my boy”
How many Engines do you want your plane to have
Grey: YES
Fun fact: The propellers on a plane are actually a giant fan to keep the pilot cool. When they turn off, you can see the pilot start to sweat.
So, how many engines do you want?
Gray: YES
Plane: Started spinning
Helicopter: THAT IS MY THING GODDAMNIT
Gray: A FLORIDA MAN CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS
2:29 listen and close ur eyes
When gray adds extra engines: okay
When gray makes cats that are addicted to cocaine: okay
When gray isn’t crazy: wha
(Insert the sound of breaking glass and Tool Man's confused "Uhhhh?") 😀