The Ballad of Ron the Nurgle Lord! (North Loses It)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

Комментарии • 82

  • @JoshuapJudd
    @JoshuapJudd 5 дней назад +96

    AVENGE ME BROTHER!

    • @JTT147147
      @JTT147147 5 дней назад +28

      BROTHER AVENGE ME!

    • @skycommander2153
      @skycommander2153 5 дней назад +18

      *Stands silently before dropping my bolter in abject horror.

    • @randallmusgrave5138
      @randallmusgrave5138 5 дней назад +7

      BROTHER AVENGE ME!

    • @c-secofficer123
      @c-secofficer123 5 дней назад +5

      I understood that reference

    • @rocksteadyska6933
      @rocksteadyska6933 5 дней назад +3

      Literally the first thing I thought of when I heard that bit 😂😂😂

  • @fussytom3093
    @fussytom3093 5 дней назад +19

    12:47 drinks Cranberry Juice, starts seeing Horus

  • @GannAinm
    @GannAinm 5 дней назад +23

    I am at an absolute loss for words how simultaneously mortifying and hillarious that was to hear.

  • @purplewabbit7848
    @purplewabbit7848 51 минуту назад +1

    @28:44 North Loses it. Priceless. also - emotional damage that! oh man.... 🤣😂🤣lets all give Ron's Ballad a thumbs up... oh boi i just fell of my chair again...

  • @luuidz1966
    @luuidz1966 5 дней назад +33

    Ork weirdboy obliterating the emperors finest with the great green ass of Gork (GRAPHIC) [REAL]

  • @dark67titan99
    @dark67titan99 5 дней назад +15

    Brother was being sucked into a nurgle swamp

  • @Brezz-22
    @Brezz-22 5 дней назад +12

    You know, i think thats enough internet for the rest of this year.

    • @trava4156
      @trava4156 4 дня назад

      Already 😂😂😂😂

  • @Azrael.87
    @Azrael.87 5 дней назад +20

    The laughter breakdown at 29:00 is bloody perfect had me laughing along even harder beacause you were. Happy new year to you mate.

  • @canadiancombatwombatthe3rd782
    @canadiancombatwombatthe3rd782 5 дней назад +9

    28:22 that's enough internet for today.

  • @Psykroids
    @Psykroids 5 дней назад +6

    Dear lord! Never have I ever seen such an unglorious death for a Space Marine!

  • @Tizzandor
    @Tizzandor 5 дней назад +16

    Bröther! Help!

  • @wookitalki4047
    @wookitalki4047 5 дней назад +6

    I'm wheezing at the space marine stuck between the cheeks, I had to lay down I got so dizzy lmfao

  • @survivor-3572
    @survivor-3572 2 дня назад +1

    Dam I was painting eyes when the marine was pleading for help lol

  • @innapropiator8024
    @innapropiator8024 4 дня назад +1

    People could say, that the choice of new base was "half-arsed"

  • @andresaguilar3375
    @andresaguilar3375 5 дней назад +2

    Flashgitz ahh scene at the last story…. RIP emperor’s finest.

  • @dabo77777
    @dabo77777 5 дней назад +1

    shortly after midnight we had an indescribable display of northern lights in the sky directly overhead. It outclassed any in person fireworks show by many orders of magnitude. only best way to bring in the new year.

  • @Jethric
    @Jethric 5 дней назад +3

    You could also do a highlight from the best from years gone by, from the Hobby Nightmare Archive as it were!

  • @purplewabbit7848
    @purplewabbit7848 44 минуты назад

    Poor space marine redefined the Shakespearean "misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows"

  • @superspecky4eyes
    @superspecky4eyes День назад

    I think we need a full episode to explain what Ron was trying to accomplish with that poor space marine. The mind boggles.

  • @tatoferret3167
    @tatoferret3167 5 дней назад +4

    Boofing a mini is a perfectly normal rite of passage in the hobby, like spilling your nuln oil.

  • @Erebusdidnothingwrongish
    @Erebusdidnothingwrongish 4 дня назад

    I was fast asleep before 12. I used to get trashed but the thought of a hangover in my 40’s is the worst thought I can had.
    Wishing you all a happy year, it might not be run but it will be interesting 💯🇬🇧❤️

  • @SabreTheTaleTeller
    @SabreTheTaleTeller 5 дней назад +11

    Legitimate question. WHY ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY?!

  • @dfhellraiser4td
    @dfhellraiser4td 4 дня назад

    Having an overactive and vivid imagination is a gift and a curse. This is one of those times. I simultaneously love and hate that I can see that poor Space Marine with his outstretched hand grasping for help... 😂

  • @ar3klis
    @ar3klis 5 дней назад +3

    Talk about arsenine behavior there. Crap had to get literal for J to say "I'm not gonna take this sh!t no more"

  • @smoore6461
    @smoore6461 4 дня назад +1

    Ok I have heard wild Hobby nightmares on this channel but in terms of What the ACTUAL F*ck was that? I have to give that one a 10 out of 10 Jesus my wife is looking at me like I have lost my mind completely because I am laughing my ass off with headphones on, and she is watching A TV show I only made it worse trying to explain it to her. Great Hobby nightmare to the original poster and thanks for the laughing to tears, North!

  • @SPedneau
    @SPedneau 5 дней назад

    Glad I was listening to this at home cause of the holiday instead of being at my usual work cause I was laughing out loud with North which would have gotten me lots of weirded out looks from my coworkers.

  • @Registeel13Ty
    @Registeel13Ty 5 дней назад +1

    I honestly believe it. I knew a couple really weird kids when I was younger that did similar things. I just just can't believe this guy tolerated this insane person for so long.

  • @Gnostics-Gnightmare
    @Gnostics-Gnightmare День назад

    he got taken into the brown eye of terror 😭

  • @thechroniclesofcriss942
    @thechroniclesofcriss942 4 дня назад +1

    o7 for a fallen angel and an all-caps KEK for the story)))

  • @DanMirkz
    @DanMirkz 14 часов назад

    This had me fucking crying with laughter... what a thing to do....LOL

  • @readwatchlisten2863
    @readwatchlisten2863 3 дня назад

    That was a long wait for the payoff, but what a payoff. 😂

  • @balderrine8639
    @balderrine8639 4 дня назад +1

    All I can hear Is the "father help" audio

  • @XGorblumxX
    @XGorblumxX 4 дня назад

    I am laughing like mad, so glad I am working from home. Otherwise my colleagues will wonder why I am in hysterical laughter😂 while working. I can imagine the marine was actually posing for a rallying cry to get out. The base was definitely not worth it😅.

  • @Dominik189
    @Dominik189 5 дней назад +3

    OMFG! WTF man!?!? Like seriously WHAT I THE NAME OF THE EVER LOVING GOD?! I almost died wheezing from that image of the poor marine drowning in a dude fat hairy arse.

  • @Backstabmacro
    @Backstabmacro 5 дней назад

    Stayed in this year. Tired toddler so we just relaxed at home after a celebratory brunch. I finished assembling a Repulsor for my marines.

  • @mtgmac1
    @mtgmac1 5 дней назад +2

    Ok, fuck, that got me. This either never happened or the guy never returned to the world of the living after that.

  • @stevenmcgrath5114
    @stevenmcgrath5114 3 дня назад

    28:37 Avenge me brother ! ! !
    😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂

  • @Gudbjarten
    @Gudbjarten 3 дня назад

    AVENGE ME BROTHER! AVENGE ME!!!

  • @Pinetree747
    @Pinetree747 2 дня назад

    All the good bars in omaha nebraska charge for entry on every weekend

  • @liambridgeman4529
    @liambridgeman4529 5 дней назад +14

    Brother i am pinned here

  • @carna-9501
    @carna-9501 5 дней назад +1

    Nurgle wouldnt claim someone who boofs minis... thats some slaaneshi heresy right there...

  • @benjaminjones2956
    @benjaminjones2956 5 дней назад

    I accidentally referred to the vietnamese people by their commonly used racial slur in war movies. I was 13 and had grown up on Apocalypse now, Platoon, FMJ, Deer hunter, etc...
    My teacher pulled me aside queitly and told me we refer to them and the "Vietnamese people". Also told me why it was wrong to call them by the term I used.
    Always remembered it for some reason. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @justinoverlock8652
    @justinoverlock8652 4 дня назад

    I stayed home and painted minis during new years. Specifically halo flashpoint elites

  • @manosanastasiou4405
    @manosanastasiou4405 5 дней назад

    I bust out loud at his a bit of a pric 😂

  • @theerectus2004
    @theerectus2004 День назад

    How do you clean ass crack off a prized mini?

  • @h.j.peters.2891
    @h.j.peters.2891 4 дня назад

    wait, hold on. Ron and Nurgle?... so is he Foul Ole Ron????😊

  • @saberxsamusyangbang5661
    @saberxsamusyangbang5661 5 дней назад

    hey north happy new years

  • @stevenmcgrath5114
    @stevenmcgrath5114 3 дня назад

    Packed my shit.
    At least it wasn't Ron's ! ! !
    😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂

  • @zenicwhite1918
    @zenicwhite1918 5 дней назад

    nah didn't go out i was sat here painting 50 ork boyz

  • @mayofrench5170
    @mayofrench5170 11 часов назад

    That was a cheeky tale. Maybe switch to Chaos Marines?

  • @talldorf6445
    @talldorf6445 5 дней назад

    I had to work throughout the night at work due to lack of staffing.
    Doing good though.

  • @oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591
    @oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591 5 дней назад

    The sweaty gamer in me is annoyed about the eye watering parry missing in the background space marine 2 gameplay.

  • @Rhyds86
    @Rhyds86 5 дней назад

    I need to know why Ron stuck a marine in his cheeks :o

  • @jdstudios1912
    @jdstudios1912 5 дней назад

    Damn shame you get charged to go to the pub that's awful.
    My LGS did a new years party and someone turned up with a furry outfit.

  • @duhgreenplush761
    @duhgreenplush761 День назад

    BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!

  • @Dogboon-
    @Dogboon- 5 дней назад

    Honest question; i dont play Space Marine 2. Probably never will. Im loyal to Skyrim, the Division and GR Wildlands and they take all my gaming time.
    My question, is it lore breaking for a single Astates to charge about rogue? Where is this Ultramarines captain or unit? Codex Astates clearly states ....

    • @oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591
      @oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591 5 дней назад

      Yeah. In the books they go on solo/squad based missions all the time. Titus is a captain btw.

    • @Dogboon-
      @Dogboon- 5 дней назад

      @oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591 not trying to be difficult but .. if it isn't codex why would a spacemarine go solo?

    • @oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591
      @oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591 5 дней назад

      @Dogboon- usually reconossianc or assassination, which they are deceptively good at. I can remember a point at which a commander sent a space marine to hunt down a traitor guardsman who was giving the traitors information froma a distance on important areas so they could properly triangulate their artillery shots.

  • @Athletic.Alcoholic
    @Athletic.Alcoholic 18 часов назад

    I'm not going to pay you for the privilege of me giving you more money when I buy drinks... Entry fee is ridiculous... I'd just stay home for free and mix better drinks than they could probably make anyways

  • @CassyCat4
    @CassyCat4 5 дней назад

    Jesus H Christ

  • @Wintericecrystal
    @Wintericecrystal 3 дня назад

    Sorry, North. 13 minutes in and I'm not listening to the rest it. 🤮

  • @toiletbowl7041
    @toiletbowl7041 5 дней назад

    My friends dead because of staying indoors on new years. Told him to listen to your advice and you killed him. Thanks north.