Nerd³'s Hell... Farm Expert 2016
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
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All other music is in game music. It makes me want to have blender crash.
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err, is that a typo in the description? *buy
Also thrown there ring into the hats? Not hats into the ring.
Sam Booth its the british spelling. they spell everything wrong
wolhayomg At least we don't think internet routers are wood-working tools
Sam Booth 33 likes for someone who obviously understood what Dan was trying to say yet corrected him anyway.
wolhayomg No it isnt. Its spelt "buy" in england/rest of britain/rest of english speaking world.
And its the yanks that spell things wrong. Considering its the English language, you'd have thought the spelling from England would be the correct.
12:45
"This is obviously the seeds, aaaand this is hay!"
Okay Dan.. Alright.
11:49 did that balloon just erase the sun ?
ViS Drecksackblase Yap... It did xD
ViS Drecksackblase The sun is gone
So yeah
Yeah it did
It did
+ViS Drecksackblase "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing; block it out!"
David Cage's Script Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Does it look well plowed?" No. It's not a pig
*groan*
@@GeniusLad32 *no no no no no*
Y E S
"Thrown their ring into the hat." Daniel Hardcastle 2015
13:30 That music is just so fucking chipper! XD
ns9559 its great! xD
ns9559 I'm sad he got out :( That was the best part of the game... Also the next song is "Sunshine and Lollipops" I swear.
i lost it when he made the piles joke, like, just gets into the tractor, the perfect pause for the music to start: "Do you have piles?" i burst out laughing 😂😂
Plow that farm, like it was a pig.
:D
"Can't get an erection?"
"Use new Farmer Joe's erection-inducing cream!"
I tried navigating in this game, but it was a *maize*
Maze*
Lewis Morrison calm down its not his fault
I fucked up the spelling, damn. *maize
Was a bit corny
BleakGaming Not very pun savvy, are you?
The game link is satisfying...
Maty0987654321 Most issues of A Softer World are like that. It's a very introspective comic.
Da link thou
Jonathan Hughes Shame that the comic has ended.
"Expert"- Germans 2015
***** German isn't a race
***** Hitler believed that Austrians WERE Germans.
George Jordan Aryans*
You mean Matt would disagree
Chill mates
I don't know exactly why, but 15:20 (and other bits) have actually made this into one of my favourite videos Dan has done. I haven't laughed like this in some time.
Also, it should be nice to hear Dan sing and just make up the words to fit.
This seems nothing like a Hell video, it provides far more in terms of fun.
That was the ballad of chapped lips calhoun by the late sideways hank o'mally and the alabama bible boys. And you know what? That was sooo good, I reckon I'll play it again.
19:00 has to go in a new "Best of Nerd³" compilation.
Kiwi I was thinking the same for a few parts of this video....for me it's 2:20
Nicki_1525 Yes, definitely that part as well!
Kiwi For me it'd have to be 3:31. Something about that twangy music while he talks about embarrassing creams just kills me.
True. To be honest the whole video is NerdCubed gold.
Anyone watching this who wasn't already a fan would be now.
Kiwi I was thinking 15:00
You haven't seen low-flying balloons until you've been in Albuquerque, New Mexico during Balloon Fiesta. Some of them literally land in the middle of busy streets.
Also, yogurt is basically spoiled milk with bacteria to make it edible.
Balloonist Bar Mitzvah is a great band for a band
Willard Squire name for a band* :P
*band for a name
*name for a name
Mitzvah for a Bar
loom for a band
OHGODIHATETRENDS
17:24 I love that show!
17:42
we solved the mystery
it was david cameron
+Tom Ockelford Good work farmer Bob
3:30 Best advert ever
17:41 - "Farmer Bob and his friends have to solve the mystery of who's been raping the pigs"
That sounds like an interesting show
Why is David Cameron in a children's tv show
I genuinely think this game could make it into the good list, the production quality is actually quite up to par.
It could be considered a sort of good game, but it's no where near good enough to make it into the Non-Poop Games of the Year.
*gets in tractor*
*generic banjo music*
"Do you have piles?"
I lost it.
*AND THE WINNER FOR BEST VIDEO GAME IN THE ENTIRE KNOWN UNIVERSE GOES TO...*
*Drum Roll*
*FARM EXPERT 2016!!!*
*SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE TO EXPLORE!!*
I love how when Dan laughs he makes the character laugh as well
The "Putting Range" is a camera thing on the back of a car to show how far away you are from an object behind you.
3:30 I was laughing so hard I cried. PLEASE NERDCUBED DO JUST ONE WHOLE VIDEO OF THAT!!!
Your American accent is truly delightful, I wish for more of it
The music parts are honestly some of my favorite bits of the Hell series.
Well this doesn't look and sound like a "Nerd3's Hell" video, the only thing I can hear are typical infomercials, laughter and funny puns. I love it
"Have you got piles?" - and that's when I knew this video would be amazing.
10: 39 looked pretty beautiful actually.
This is seriously one of my favourite videos from you in a long while, magnaflorious work!
I love how Dan decided to add a second y in the description now
Bootleg of a shitty game? Oh my...
Lol
RandomExplosions bootleg version of slightly shitty simulator (the german farming simulators are some of the better simulators out there there are muuuuuuuch worse simulators out there) ^^
11:48 The balloon absorbed the sun!!!
"You just get in aaaaannd *_WHUTHUH"_*
On this speicial musical episode of Nerd³'s Hell...
My cow is giving birth!!! Oh no HE is fine.
Of corse what did you not know that male cows give birth? The females are just their to look pretty ... that sounded better in my head
blurygames Yes, the male vajayjay. Such a beautiful thing.
Domen Kay Every farmer died inside when he said that.
zomblekiller Probably, but is was pretty deep...
Domen Kay True story, I didn't know cows were all female and bulls were all male until I was 16.
Hell videos have the best game links.
"Time to see just how accurate farm simulator really is"
You're banned from Finland
I'm ban from many places
This music bit had tears in my eyes. This hasn't happened for like two years whilst watching Dan's videos. :)
This video reminded me that I need to buy laundry detergent. See you guys later.
That Blind Guy Are you back yet?
naww, you only left 5 minutes ago, you procrastinator!
That Blind Guy are you bzack yzet
alchemic paladin tuttly m802
That Blind Guy Are you finished with those errands?
TheGamingWizard because he is blind, he crashed the car and was killed instantly
I want this music..,. NOW!
"My cow is giving birth...oh he's fine." Wait HE is fine...?
Themadminer2000 oh okay, thanks! i was confused for a second... thought id been doing it wrong for all these years. that was a close one.
You see, in Farm Expert country, any male animal can get pregnant. How? Its called: "GO FUCK YOUSELF"
DAN YOUR AWESOME YOU DESERVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know who else is a farm expert?
A farmer. who did you expect?
Anti jokes, tho.
Random isnt funny
Mees Banning It can be, though it often isn't. Funny, in turn, isn't an exact science. :P
TacoDoesRUclips Go away.
I thought you were going to say not me cause I'm a taco
I need this music collection in my life.
Dan didn't notice that he literally teleported to the opposite side of the tractor before getting in it.
This got me through some... pretty bad diarrhea, so thanks Dan.
I think I could have used some of that embarassing cream.
Im honestly kind of sad that a million people will praise goat simulator but this game is actually kind of funny for being bad and this is the only video i see on it
I know
@Truelove ???
@Truelove A conspiracy theorist on a Nerdcubed video? Crikey that's a rare sight.
@Truelove lmao literally what
I love throwing rings into hats!
That ending was the best ever!
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Royalty Free Music, Dan's new nemesis.
I think dan is a better expert in farming than the developers.
It isn't just a jump button, it's also a activate Wheelies function.
So this is what Johnny Klebitz did before moving to Blaine County.
Grand Theft Tractor IV1/2
That song is a highlight. I want a 10 hour version.
I saw this on steam and I was like "Oooh shiiiiatt, hell video incoming!"
5:07 I was drinking water at this point and when he said this i gagged and spit water on my monitor.
Actually looks like a solid farming game.
If there's a better farming game, please let me know... because I am genuinely interested right now.
Farming simulator 15, best and most realistic farming simulator.
COCKTAIL00 Thank you!
Beat me to it. Don't buy the ones before 2015 though. They were shit,
Did anyone else notice the balloon ate the sun at 11:50
This game gives us an insight into why farming has the highest suicide rate.
Its all those violent physics reactions
***** Medics are the most suicidal people by job
Kieran Kilvington Why do I feel like people cant be bothered and are just like "when colliding, speed = 0"
SamPhoenix lol, thats so true!
***** Well shit because that's similar to what I am going to do...
*The Aurora Wager! :D*
I love open world sandbox adventure simulation and games ♡
DAN IT'S "BUY" NOT "BYY"
GET IT FIXED NOW
thanks :3
c0d3r3d That annoyed me too
c0d3r3d How do you know that he does not simply wish to embark on a long dangerous journey using only a small collection tampons for transport?
c0d3r3d #Haveawank
wolhayomg England is weird...
wolhayomg No it's not. Source: I live in England
All things considered?
THIS IS STILL THE BEST FARMING SIMULATOR AVAILABLE!
Quite impressive actually . .
Doesn't look too bad, does appearantly not have any weird physics/glitches.
Has an actual options/graphics setting menue, has a tutorial that works and correctly explains stuff to players . .
Honestly? After hearing that this game was made by the people that made MANHUNTER of all things? I had expected so much worse than what you can see in this video . .
3:24
One of the best Nerd Cubed moments...
"You have a women's body my lord" very funny episode and more of this game. PLEASE.
Oh my god, this is the best video you've done in a while.
"Farmer Bob and his friends have to solve the mystery of whose been raping the pigs!"
Everything hurts from laughing!
That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"it's balloon Bar Mitzvah" - Dan 2015
YEA BOI!!!
Hush... No one says that anymore (except for you). Stop being different!
YEA BOI I SAID IT
Grumble, grumble...
ha
MetalGearSonic ha ha ha stayin alive
There are so many good Nerdcubed out of context, quotes in this video
DAN! I'M GOING TO BE THAT ONE PRICK AND POINT OUT THAT YOUR DESCRIPTION SPELLED BUY WRONG! I'M USING CAPITALS!
Jeliez lol #lol
Jeliez FUS RO DAAH!!
Yeah I feel like a dick to and it's the fist thing I saw
Bridger Thomas I'm not sure that's quite right...
Bridger Thomas Do you never look at yourself and just want to commit?
That description misspelling drives me nutty
Tbf, this game isn't as crap as other simulators. It's a blatant rip off, but atleast the game works.
Throw his ring into the hat? I think I'll start using that.
At least do a "Nerd³ FW... Roblox"? To tell us how *cough* good *cough* it is?
Pan kurczak Nerd³ FW... Minecraft
Epicbricks kj He never did an FW of it, and what does me being a Brony have to do with anything? stay on topic for goodness sake...
Epicbricks kj Theres a magical ability humans have, it's called ignoring, try it sometime :)
I don't know what worries me more, nerd doing this game.. or my son watching this vid. Makes me want to play facebook games!
Hello under 100 club
Daaaaaaan! Play duty calls it is a game I recommend playing and don't reaserch it
Jeremy Klewin Hello shitty joke
2:07 "There's a f**king live jazz band playing inside my tractor! Okie-dokie!" Ain't it always the way.
It's like Farming Simulator but shit......Oh wait.
Farming expert 2016 now on consoles
When I saw this on the New Games list I had a feeling it would wind up here...
Farming Sim 15 will always be the best
Bass Drop 14:58
Is it like in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy where if you forget to hit the ground you fly, here it's just if you jump, you start hovering in a direction until collision?
14:30
Happiest "Hell" video ever
6:30 Did some terrible sniper just try to cap Dan? Did nobody else see that?
That music, I never want to be sad again.
The games music redeems this of any previous flaws it had
As of 4/18/2024 this video has 8.8k likes and 0 dislikes, the brilliance of nerdcubed
This music is great for head banging.
the song from 5:07 to 6:35 is AMAZING xD
Haha totally laughed at the music in the tractor! Good one Dan!
A tractor that plays happy music! Well they do have to make the player happy somehow...
This video is pure gold
3:20 Wow I can't believe they made a cream to sooth Uranus! Saturn will be happy
Ever since I saw this on Steam I have been looking forward to a hell video...
oh are we in 2016 already
This really shows his inner Ashens.
that terrain deformation is... not terrible, honestly