"That is not Crystal whose eyes are censored that is *Megan* " Chris Logic: 1) can't take criticism and even satirical jokes about him being called gay 2) get pictures of female characters with dicks (aka. futa) 3) draw the porn of females (based on the real people he met, including YES, Megan), post it to ED and "force advertise" "women's rights" 4) get your friendship broken because of the drawings he made and blame it on ED 5) paste "I'm sorry for hurting you" x100 times on mail to your lost friend 6) years later, hate her and call her a troll, say that she was involved in Chris getting kicked out of Game Place (where Michael Snyder works) 😒 Yeah... nice logic, Chris...
I like how Chris portrays Ivy's father as approving of him when in reality they had a phone call where it was made clear he hated Chris and doesn't think he's worthy of dating his daughter XD
That was Kacey. Ivy only told Chris of her family. (I dont know if Ivy ever called him). But Kacey's father (Matthew) was in the military and did not approve of how Chris lived with his parents at 27 and had no job
You know what I just realized, at around 2:45 where it says "favored wolf scout two-fingered salute." Wolf scout is a type of cub scout. Like I think it's the second level of scout you go on to. I was around 8 when I was a wolf scout. It makes me feel sad that Chris thinks that's an adequate salute for a veteran.
Its the equivalent to giving Gordron Ramsey a PB&J but saying "Im a five star chef!" or singing the alphabet to a singing legend, but claiming you have the best singing voice
@@ruyekahatori3073 Yeah, I was just playing devil's advocate for some fun. Because, imagine if you were really good at singing but the only song you knew was the ABCs.
I think Dstecks may have mentioned this in his review but it so badly needs to be said. Chris' idea of a romantic honeymoon dinner is something you could get for 15-20$ at Swiss Chalet? That just goes to show how detached from realty Chris really is.
Chris was raised by a couple of dreary, broken, elderly people in a house crammed full of junk where actual meals were almost never prepared. This is Chris' vision of an opulent honeymoon.
@@brotherardash1960 Apparently Barb once made a big spaghetti meal for Bob and Chris, which they turned down, so she stopped cooking soon after that. At least thats what the cwcki says.) And in one issue, when Simonla wakes up from her coma, Wild declares that the celebration meal should be at some buffet (i mean, good on him for not forcing Simonla or his daughters to cook because woman) But then again, Chris once said instead of a ring, he'd give his sweetheart a Rosechu medallion to wear
Also the fact that -they didn't leave CWCVille for the honeymoon. They're staying at some hotel within the city -The dinner is within the hotel itself. Not even in a nice banquet room-right in their hotel room. Imagine the staff having to come in right after someone's had sex and set up their dinner. -The hotel seems like a p cheap one; only 4 floors from the looks of it. It says 'penthouse', but that room looks basic -Not even a fake champagne. It's orange soda. -That sounds like the most boring honeymoon dinner. Not even chocolate cake or anything fancy...just some chocolate pudding probably made from a dollar-store box
It speaks volumes the way Chris thinks the height of modernity in an expensive hotel suite features cheap artifically scented plug-in fresherners (because apparently live lavender plants don't cut it) and a honeymoon dinner consisting of the very items your mom probably fed you when you were 6! Much of this is due to the poor parenting choices made on Chris as a child and how it festered into adulthood in which he has rather poor taste in many things, food, TV, movies, and other pop culture trappings. This is why a first date at McDonald's seems OK to him as much as Applebee's would seem like a frivolity if he could afford it. This carries on in the Sonichu comics with the appearance of a "Country Cookin" at the CWCville Mall, this is litereally one of Chris' favorite restaurants that is only located in Virginia (a typical buffet a la Golden Corral or Old Country Buffet). www.countrycookin.com I suppose highlighting (or censoring) the sex pages in this comic makes up for having skipped over the Sex Ed. section of Issue 8 (itself, terribly over-the-top rediculous and unnecessary, just to explain why we never see these guy's junk hanging out). I'd be interesting if you plan to continue the Xmas special comic, now that Chris bothered to finish that mess with more pointless characterization of Sonichu's hideous offspring, Black Sonichu being BLACK, The Asperpedia Four being stuck in Amish country like automatons, Simonla not being dead, and other crap.
Looking at Country Cookin's menu takes me back about 25 years to when Bonanza was still a national chain, seriously everything looks like it belongs on a menu from the late 80's or early 90's. I imagine that their food is pretty shit anyways because most chain buffet places serve low quality garbage out of their microwave kitchens.
I've been to an Old Country Buffet, the food is absolutely disgusting the dining room was filthy and the kitchen (which I was able to get a good loot at through an open door) looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a year...just like the Bonanza where I live was before it shut down 20 years ago. This is why I avoid chain buffet places like the plague, especially considering that there's quite a few top quality independently owned asian buffet places around where I live that make all of the food on their dinner menus from scratch offer fantastic service and are so clean that you could eat off the floor.
Fun fact- Ivy didn't tell him to trace his 'duck' on the paper. She just told him to draw it realistically (i.e., dont draw it w/o the bend in it/dont just make himself massive, etc-something like that) and Chris took it as 'draw your actual 'duck' on the paper'
actually that does not surprise me in the least. spazes usually take that kind of stuff literally. ive seen a few autistic people and also got a theory that most "trans" people are just autistic. because one thing about autism is obsessions.
Wolf scout salute Wolf scouts are first graders or 8 year olds, shouldnt he be doing an Eagle Scout salute (still pretty young since they are 17, but its better than a grown man doing a child's salute to a police officer.). Its like giving a peanut butter and jelly to Gordon Ramsey, but claiming you're a five-star chef Also how is Chris in his suit in one scene, but the Classic in the makeout scene? Did he wear that under his suit? And is Ivy's dress a two piece? There is no sign the skirt of the dress was pulled up
Here’s the an explanation for Chris dick Peyronie's disease is a connective tissue disorder involving the growth of fibrous plaques in the soft tissue of the penis. Specifically, scar tissue forms in the tunica albuginea, the thick sheath of tissue surrounding the corpora cavernosa, causing pain, abnormal curvature, erectile dysfunction, indentation, loss of girth and shortening. A variety of treatments have been used, but few have been especially effective.
I'm legit curious, is there any basis for what Dane said about people with developmental issues having small ducks? Because I can't seem to find any info
That's the kind of thing housewives would tell each other over the fence while they hung laundry out back in the day. My mom, paternal grandmother, and aunts all joked about the complete opposite, which leaves me with some real uncomfortable questions
+CorruptedGamingShow Sad to think the next comic will be the last for a long, long time, and it's not a good one besides Chris shooting someone in the knee.
4:35, kids- theres nothing better than drawing someone you like. But if you draw someone in a way that makes them uncomfortable, THATS NO GOOD
Oooooohhh, I get the reference
😂😂😂😂
"That is not Crystal whose eyes are censored that is *Megan* "
Chris Logic:
1) can't take criticism and even satirical jokes about him being called gay
2) get pictures of female characters with dicks (aka. futa)
3) draw the porn of females (based on the real people he met, including YES, Megan), post it to ED and "force advertise" "women's rights"
4) get your friendship broken because of the drawings he made and blame it on ED
5) paste "I'm sorry for hurting you" x100 times on mail to your lost friend
6) years later, hate her and call her a troll, say that she was involved in Chris getting kicked out of Game Place (where Michael Snyder works)
😒
Yeah... nice logic, Chris...
I like how Chris portrays Ivy's father as approving of him when in reality they had a phone call where it was made clear he hated Chris and doesn't think he's worthy of dating his daughter XD
Actually, That wasn't the Ivy saga, it was the Kacey saga, I do believe.
That was Kacey. Ivy only told Chris of her family. (I dont know if Ivy ever called him).
But Kacey's father (Matthew) was in the military and did not approve of how Chris lived with his parents at 27 and had no job
@@ruyekahatori3073 "My daughter needs a MAN!"
@@1Up2081 I-IAM a man, a STRONG MAN!
I saw the uncensored version. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. There's like, some freaky lumps on it. That can't be normal.
You know what I just realized, at around 2:45 where it says "favored wolf scout two-fingered salute."
Wolf scout is a type of cub scout. Like I think it's the second level of scout you go on to. I was around 8 when I was a wolf scout. It makes me feel sad that Chris thinks that's an adequate salute for a veteran.
Its the equivalent to giving Gordron Ramsey a PB&J but saying "Im a five star chef!" or singing the alphabet to a singing legend, but claiming you have the best singing voice
@@ruyekahatori3073 What if you actually do have a good singing voice?
@@biscuitstix_ usually you dont sing a simple kid song like ABCs as your sample piece but eh
@@ruyekahatori3073 Yeah, I was just playing devil's advocate for some fun. Because, imagine if you were really good at singing but the only song you knew was the ABCs.
@@ruyekahatori3073 image if they had a good singing voice but their choice of song was "twinkle twinkle little star"?
I'm a furry and this doesn't offend me.
The porn does though.
would you consider someone who likes werewolves as a furry? or were-stuff in general? like were-gator were-horse
Five artificially scented lavender air fresheners whould make the room smell like a grandmothers purse.
It would make someone sneeze a lot
I think Dstecks may have mentioned this in his review but it so badly needs to be said. Chris' idea of a romantic honeymoon dinner is something you could get for 15-20$ at Swiss Chalet? That just goes to show how detached from realty Chris really is.
Not to mention that a room with that many air fresheners in it would presumably be being used to hide a decomposing body.
You can get that at my job panera for $14. God
Chris was raised by a couple of dreary, broken, elderly people in a house crammed full of junk where actual meals were almost never prepared. This is Chris' vision of an opulent honeymoon.
@@brotherardash1960 Apparently Barb once made a big spaghetti meal for Bob and Chris, which they turned down, so she stopped cooking soon after that. At least thats what the cwcki says.) And in one issue, when Simonla wakes up from her coma, Wild declares that the celebration meal should be at some buffet (i mean, good on him for not forcing Simonla or his daughters to cook because woman)
But then again, Chris once said instead of a ring, he'd give his sweetheart a Rosechu medallion to wear
Also the fact that
-they didn't leave CWCVille for the honeymoon. They're staying at some hotel within the city
-The dinner is within the hotel itself. Not even in a nice banquet room-right in their hotel room. Imagine the staff having to come in right after someone's had sex and set up their dinner.
-The hotel seems like a p cheap one; only 4 floors from the looks of it. It says 'penthouse', but that room looks basic
-Not even a fake champagne. It's orange soda.
-That sounds like the most boring honeymoon dinner. Not even chocolate cake or anything fancy...just some chocolate pudding probably made from a dollar-store box
It speaks volumes the way Chris thinks the height of modernity in an expensive hotel suite features cheap artifically scented plug-in fresherners (because apparently live lavender plants don't cut it) and a honeymoon dinner consisting of the very items your mom probably fed you when you were 6! Much of this is due to the poor parenting choices made on Chris as a child and how it festered into adulthood in which he has rather poor taste in many things, food, TV, movies, and other pop culture trappings. This is why a first date at McDonald's seems OK to him as much as Applebee's would seem like a frivolity if he could afford it. This carries on in the Sonichu comics with the appearance of a "Country Cookin" at the CWCville Mall, this is litereally one of Chris' favorite restaurants that is only located in Virginia (a typical buffet a la Golden Corral or Old Country Buffet). www.countrycookin.com
I suppose highlighting (or censoring) the sex pages in this comic makes up for having skipped over the Sex Ed. section of Issue 8 (itself, terribly over-the-top rediculous and unnecessary, just to explain why we never see these guy's junk hanging out).
I'd be interesting if you plan to continue the Xmas special comic, now that Chris bothered to finish that mess with more pointless characterization of Sonichu's hideous offspring, Black Sonichu being BLACK, The Asperpedia Four being stuck in Amish country like automatons, Simonla not being dead, and other crap.
Looking at Country Cookin's menu takes me back about 25 years to when Bonanza was still a national chain, seriously everything looks like it belongs on a menu from the late 80's or early 90's.
I imagine that their food is pretty shit anyways because most chain buffet places serve low quality garbage out of their microwave kitchens.
Hammerhead547 I'm sure it's like a Ponderosa (also owned by the same group as Bonanza) or a Hometown/Old Country Buffett.
I've been to an Old Country Buffet, the food is absolutely disgusting the dining room was filthy and the kitchen (which I was able to get a good loot at through an open door) looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a year...just like the Bonanza where I live was before it shut down 20 years ago.
This is why I avoid chain buffet places like the plague, especially considering that there's quite a few top quality independently owned asian buffet places around where I live that make all of the food on their dinner menus from scratch offer fantastic service and are so clean that you could eat off the floor.
Hammerhead547 I don't mind them at all personally. I guess it comes from decades of experience.
If you can seek out a really good local asian/western buffet, you'll never go back to the chain places.
Fun fact- Ivy didn't tell him to trace his 'duck' on the paper. She just told him to draw it realistically (i.e., dont draw it w/o the bend in it/dont just make himself massive, etc-something like that) and Chris took it as 'draw your actual 'duck' on the paper'
actually that does not surprise me in the least. spazes usually take that kind of stuff literally. ive seen a few autistic people and also got a theory that most "trans" people are just autistic.
because one thing about autism is obsessions.
Now that we find ourselves on the very precipice of Christory, I can't thank you enough for putting this out.
I really want to get H. Jon Benjamin to narrate the lines of Ivy's father.
Is that the same guy that was coach in home movies?
well, with his 3 inches we can assume he use the cats of his house for pacify his frustrations...
10/10 censorship
Ghosty144 your icon explains my reaction x3
@@venus446 Your icon is the perfect reaction to everything Chris does.
Screaming MegaMan.EXE ftw.
"Sweatloads of endurance and strength"
Chis doesn't want a boyfriend free girl, he wants a body fat free man!
Wolf scout salute
Wolf scouts are first graders or 8 year olds, shouldnt he be doing an Eagle Scout salute (still pretty young since they are 17, but its better than a grown man doing a child's salute to a police officer.). Its like giving a peanut butter and jelly to Gordon Ramsey, but claiming you're a five-star chef
Also how is Chris in his suit in one scene, but the Classic in the makeout scene? Did he wear that under his suit? And is Ivy's dress a two piece? There is no sign the skirt of the dress was pulled up
15:20
No, even to a furry, that’s bad
I'm dying at the glade plugins 😂 Such low class. But this is from someone who thinks of Walmart as a glorious watering hole of social interaction.
3:15 "This was one of the most deplorable times in his life." That sure aged well.
I swear to god I was drawing jotaro when he mentioned the barrel chest
yare yare........
That moment when your grandparents walk in while you're watching this video.....
NOOOOOOO
duuuuuuuuuudeeeee
RIP you!
Damn... U still alive?
19:48 i was eating the fun dip suger stick thing AS they said
that lol
12:30
"Here you can see the leh-bee-yah."
5 glade air fresheners.
5 of 'em.
Perhaps they're hiding a decomposing body under the bed.
Maybe more.
If you look up the uncensored version you will question reality.
3:10 aged like milk
"This was the most deplorable time in his life"
That one didn't age so well
The funniest bit is that the dude in the first page shaking his hand actually told him to fuck off
I thought chris only talked to kacey's father?
Here’s the an explanation for Chris dick Peyronie's disease is a connective tissue disorder involving the growth of fibrous plaques in the soft tissue of the penis. Specifically, scar tissue forms in the tunica albuginea, the thick sheath of tissue surrounding the corpora cavernosa, causing pain, abnormal curvature, erectile dysfunction, indentation, loss of girth and shortening. A variety of treatments have been used, but few have been especially effective.
I'm legit curious, is there any basis for what Dane said about people with developmental issues having small ducks? Because I can't seem to find any info
I dont think there is any evidence of that
I have aspergers and mine is like 7. Then again I am latino
That's the kind of thing housewives would tell each other over the fence while they hung laundry out back in the day. My mom, paternal grandmother, and aunts all joked about the complete opposite, which leaves me with some real uncomfortable questions
Oh gosh, this reminds me when I used to draw porn for people who requested me to xD, never drawn the sex stuff but oh Lord dark times.
I am a furry and i am not offended at all by what you guys said
The Sonichu Hentai
*God help us all...*
Notice me, please. I've been watching you since you started reading sanichu!
+Bernard Corin Witnessed.
+CorruptedGamingShow
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Chris couldn't even draw a proper ahegao face even back in his days... >_
THANK YOU, GOD!
Didn't you guys already upload this?
+Fabian Ellingsen Yes. There were some audio issues with the last upload so I reuploaded a fixed version.
+CorruptedGamingShow Sad to think the next comic will be the last for a long, long time, and it's not a good one besides Chris shooting someone in the knee.
13:49-18:06 Lol
I enjoy this.
Atleast the Audio's ok now
It was an odd hiccup the last time.
yeah
I love you guys.
What happened?
Oh my god.
R.I.P. boner. You will be missed
Rip? More like "welcome" lol
😂