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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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  • @RonnyMcPoggles
    @RonnyMcPoggles 3 года назад +1254

    "Onions have more dna than humans"
    -a wise guy

  • @patrickiamonfire965
    @patrickiamonfire965 3 года назад +2331

    Fun fact: doctors and surgeon have books in their office because they actually read it before meeting a patient and surgery. This also includes RUclips tutorials. They do this because they’re human beings and they can also forget things and become confused. So if you saw your doctor seeing a RUclips tutorial know that he or she is clearing up a confusion or just forgot due all the stress and will more likely to actually help you better.

    • @loriw2661
      @loriw2661 3 года назад +144

      Robin was talking about learning everything from videos, not going to school/college, etc. first and then going on-line occasionally afterwards.

    • @betsyletiecqdineen5184
      @betsyletiecqdineen5184 3 года назад +60

      Let’s just hope that’s just to jog their memory eh?

    • @penguinofbusiness4730
      @penguinofbusiness4730 3 года назад +29

      @@betsyletiecqdineen5184 yeah, thats what they said

    • @racecarthedestroyer7192
      @racecarthedestroyer7192 3 года назад

      was just about to comment this

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 года назад +23

      @@betsyletiecqdineen5184 Yeah. While there has been someone who managed to save lives despite having no medical expertise, you should never hope to be able to save someone without any prior knowledge on how to do that.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +1069

    Paying people less because of disabilities has got to be one of the *TRASHIEST* things I've ever seen that falls under ableism.

    • @toshiroyamada2443
      @toshiroyamada2443 3 года назад +35

      How fucking dare you say that. How will big companies make our shoes and clothes if they don't pay ppl dog shit for wages.

    • @ksj2936
      @ksj2936 3 года назад +5

      e

    • @jacobmorrison838
      @jacobmorrison838 3 года назад +18

      I think one of the biggest arguments for it, is that it would give people with disabilities more options. Think about it this way, if the employer had to pay the same amount for a disabled person as they would for lets say a non-disabled teenager, most of the time they would pick the teenager. This makes it really hard for people with disabilities to get jobs. So by lowering the minimum wage for just disabled people, this makes it easier for them to get a job, and they can still work towards a raise. I know it sounds REALLY shitty at first glance. But a lower income is better than no income (ignoring government benefits).

    • @whitetransgirlwithdreads
      @whitetransgirlwithdreads 3 года назад +2

      you have no clue what you're talking about. First, they are almost all nonprofits. Second, these aren't jobs they are day programs.

    • @whitetransgirlwithdreads
      @whitetransgirlwithdreads 3 года назад +1

      @@toshiroyamada2443 how dare you opine when you don't even know what the nonprofits that run these programs do. The one I benefitted from before I because a caregiver for people living with developmental disabilities, had people assembling rivets for airplanes. Some folks (like me) worked on the janitorial crew. Some (usually blind because it was secure shredding) put paper on conveyer belts so it could be shredded. All were on disability. All had strict earning limits and all are legally entitled to a day program. They could earn some pocket money from a nonprofit, or sit around a DTA program (if they can find one) earning nothing, with no stimulation appropriate to their level of functioning. But what the fuck do you care you have feelings.

  • @dcbishop7932
    @dcbishop7932 3 года назад +640

    I'm glad he specified that he was talking to the bank when he said, Chase, F***k you.

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 года назад +17

      lol
      Hi Chase

    • @Koeninn
      @Koeninn 3 года назад +7

      LMAO

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 года назад +10

      r/usernamechecksout

    • @igonzalez2310
      @igonzalez2310 3 года назад +2

      Ayo! It's Meat!

    • @dcbishop7932
      @dcbishop7932 3 года назад +1

      @@igonzalez2310 first person I've seen to realize what my profile pic was

  • @scoot-scoot51341
    @scoot-scoot51341 3 года назад +187

    The hairsticks history was pretty interesting. Moral of the story: Don't condescend people, it's not cool.

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 3 года назад +1

      Yea seriously like theres no telling whos gonna come out with the facts although i personally like to avoid doing such cuz well its mean for one and two thats just not who i am but i love seeing people get owned like this tho its awesome 😅🤣

    • @lol...
      @lol... 2 года назад +7

      uhhh i’m actually kinda confused how was that supposed to “take down” the other party. Genuinely confused cuz chopsticks aren’t the same as hairsticks?

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 2 года назад +5

      @@lol... Hairsticks = hair decoration
      Chopsticks = utensils used when consuming food

    • @lol...
      @lol... 2 года назад +4

      @@scoot-scoot51341 yeah but there wasn't any mention of hairsticks in the original post so the whole paragraph was entirely irrelevant wasn't it?

    • @StudlyFudd13
      @StudlyFudd13 2 года назад +1

      @@lol... The person making the dumb post mistook hair sticks for chop sticks. That's why. They saw someone with hair sticks, assumed it was chop sticks and then went on a stupid rant.

  • @junipercade8177
    @junipercade8177 3 года назад +425

    Regarding the learning disability thing, several states already pay less than minimum wage to people who are autistic or have learning disabilities

    • @Channel-hb8vx
      @Channel-hb8vx 3 года назад +38

      I know and it sucks

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 3 года назад +22

      @@Channel-hb8vx Easy solution : *pay the able less too*

    • @Damascene_
      @Damascene_ 3 года назад +35

      Wait, what states? As an autistic person i kinda feel like i need to know???

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 3 года назад +29

      WHAT?! Which states? That’s awful :(

    • @Channel-hb8vx
      @Channel-hb8vx 3 года назад +7

      @@Cosmik60 I'm down

  • @RichardKelevra
    @RichardKelevra 3 года назад +334

    Today I totally clicked faster than ever because of Blaine Gibson.

    • @b4byj3susm4n
      @b4byj3susm4n 3 года назад +11

      Who else clicked for RT Blaine? 🙋🏻‍♂️😁

    • @osiris8680
      @osiris8680 3 года назад +3

      Poor Blaine

    • @garrothhogonokami
      @garrothhogonokami 3 года назад +1

      I clicked because it’s almost 2:30AM and I’m tired and want to be entertained instead of well rested XD..

    • @debzcastle5138
      @debzcastle5138 3 года назад

      same but i didnt see him

    • @smilygriffin1144
      @smilygriffin1144 3 года назад

      Was he in the video?

  • @ephemeral1654
    @ephemeral1654 3 года назад +440

    Fun fact: bird saliva is actually a popular delicacy!
    Another one: chocolate supplies are running out :(
    Okay I’ve said this one in the past, but people thought it was cool so did you know that too much nutmeg can actually get you high?
    Another chocolate one: chocolate is actually just as healthy as fruit is!
    Yet another chocolate one (last one I promise lol): chocolate gives you a chemical which scientifically makes you happier for a short amount of time!

    • @vaxrazr1778
      @vaxrazr1778 3 года назад +43

      That's cool, but did you know that you could save 30% or more on GEICO

    • @grimreaper7303
      @grimreaper7303 3 года назад +16

      Fun fact: most facts aren’t fun

    • @goldcoin9618
      @goldcoin9618 3 года назад +15

      Wait so is fruit unhealthy or is chocolate healthy

    • @cannedrice_
      @cannedrice_ 3 года назад +6

      @keep rollin shut up

    • @milanbeerepoot4260
      @milanbeerepoot4260 3 года назад +18

      @@goldcoin9618 Chocolate is healthy
      Dark chocolate is good for the heart!

  • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
    @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 3 года назад +190

    These dudes that disparage their female friends are just so so sad. I have a great group of guy friends & they come to me for advice when they are having issues with their girlfriends or wives (& I've asked them for advice in some of my relationships). I'm literally one of their favorite people because their relationships might have been way more difficult if they didn't have someone calm & outside of the fight who they trust to explain to them how their SO might have saw certain things. It's really sad that some dudes are so mad insecure that they can't fathom what possible good having a female friend might do for them.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 года назад +26

      Hell, I don't think they could handle the concept of "friends with benefits"; their brains would implode. And I bet they won't settle for booty calls even if that is what they ultimately want.
      Okay, my (awful) jokes aside and in all seriousness: these kinds of men latch on the _idea_ of a girlfriend and pine on a shadow like if it were the solution to their problems. They don't realize, or wilfully ignore, that their emotional immaturity will not prepare them for the problems that actually having a girlfriend entails. And "friendship with benefits" wouldn't work at all either because of the aforementioned lack of emotional maturity.
      Having friends is always a plus, but an issue arises when these guys accept on being friends while not having the wherewithal to commit to the friendship and, very obviously, still want to get into your pants; which causes them to cross the line, being cut off, ultimately falling back on the "friendzone" bullshit spiral and devolve from there; all because they refuse to accept that they need to change and grow up.
      It's infuriating and sad.

    • @anonymousdragon7765
      @anonymousdragon7765 3 года назад +1

      @Stay Away Yup

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 3 года назад +1

      You might view it as emotionally immature but that's fine as I find people who think they can be "just friends" with someone who has shown they wanted more and maybe even asked for more completely emotionally irresponsible. This isn't just about women "friend zoning" men, it's also about men who do the same. You should never maintain unhealthy relationships and one sided infatuations are always unhealthy.

    • @MUltrabeas
      @MUltrabeas 3 года назад +1

      Ok...but what if your the definition of introvert

    • @Mii..
      @Mii.. 2 года назад +10

      @@invisalats841 If the person sees as a friend and doesn't anything more, don't cry about it and degrade women. Simply move on and understand that she isn't the one and go ahead and find a girl that is interested in you in that way. It may be hard to get over someone you like but at the end of the day it's a mature response and you can actually find someone you like. I understand what you mean though.

  • @BARB13_GUTZ
    @BARB13_GUTZ 3 года назад +141

    I’m going to strangle my internet if it dares to interrupt my Emkay time.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 3 года назад +125

    As a guy who should, by traditional and stereotypically biased gender standards, love the hair growing anywhere beyond just the top of my head or on my face, I actually don't. On the contrary, I find it absolutely bothersome and unsexy.
    I have huge respect for those who takes the time and effort to remove hair from unwanted places and manages to make it look silky smooth, because I have yet to even try doing it once and would love to learn how one day. And out of all the modern beauty standards, that's one of the few things that doesn't make you prone to unhealthy habits in your attempt to achieve it.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 года назад +5

      as another guy thanks for the validation

    • @EnyaTheDrakaina
      @EnyaTheDrakaina Год назад +3

      Good for you dude! I’m happy you understand yourself, and I do hope you can find a place in time to be happy with or without your body hair.

    • @Disbanded9998
      @Disbanded9998 5 месяцев назад

      TLDR: Ragehunger likes men

  • @justmyedits6596
    @justmyedits6596 3 года назад +34

    For the hair sticks part... er... hair ornaments and using a literal chopstick are different. They may look similair at first but when you get familiarised with it, you can easily see how different the two 'sticks' are

  • @jennbigelow7915
    @jennbigelow7915 3 года назад +92

    As someone who got chicken pox after a vaccination and has had shingles break outs every 4-years since elementary school...
    Vaccinate your kids!
    >.> sure I slipped through the cracks. But why tf would you choose this misery and pain for them when you could choose something that has an over 90% chance of preventing it!?

    • @chefcircuit5392
      @chefcircuit5392 3 года назад +20

      Anti-vaxxers are like mosquitoes:
      They don’t cause diseases, but they enable them enough to be their own problem.
      Also they suck.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 года назад +14

      Paranoia. Fear. Self-entitlement. Brainwashing. Delusions of grandeur.
      Or they're just stupid.

    • @EnyaTheDrakaina
      @EnyaTheDrakaina Год назад

      👍

  • @pineforest1442
    @pineforest1442 2 года назад +19

    Actually, leg hair is useful in keeping bugs away via notifying your body that something is on your leg that isn’t supposed to be there. I notice more mosquito bites on my shaved legs then on my arms. Use the tip of your finger to gently push a hair on the back of your hand backwards and you will feel a weird tingling sensation. That’s the body reacting to movement on the hair.

  • @Emporio_of_Light
    @Emporio_of_Light 3 года назад +241

    when robin doesn't have anything to say: ö

    • @cannedrice_
      @cannedrice_ 3 года назад +5

      @keep rollin shut up

    • @aaronluisdelacruz4212
      @aaronluisdelacruz4212 3 года назад +4

      @Obi Just a stupid love story that is completely irrelevant of the comment

    • @mclub0276
      @mclub0276 3 года назад +1

      @@aaronluisdelacruz4212 yeah i think its something about the bible

    • @richardbullick7827
      @richardbullick7827 3 года назад

      ö

    • @BluCashier
      @BluCashier 3 года назад +1

      @@cannedrice_ I bet they did it to "hElP oUt A fRiEnD aNd GiVe ThEm ExPoSuRe"

  • @sabiangriffin3713
    @sabiangriffin3713 3 года назад +31

    I had a teacher with Asperger's, and he was generally awkward, but also a wicked nice guy and really smart.

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 2 года назад +17

    Hair sticks are fine, putting actual chopsticks in your hair when you go to meet your Asian friends is still racist as f*** dude.

  • @juliemy6104
    @juliemy6104 3 года назад +216

    Haven’t even watched yet, but I know I am going to love it.

  • @turtleinvader2982
    @turtleinvader2982 3 года назад +101

    I have a reddit but never used it because Rslash, Redditor, and EmKay do it for me

    • @nathanj202
      @nathanj202 3 года назад +4

      It’s been a while but I’m pretty sure Rslash had to change their name because of how poorly they treated other Reddit youtubers I would definitely suggest fresh instead there’s less uploads but it’s very well edited

    • @Nike_IV
      @Nike_IV 3 года назад +2

      How about EzPz, it’s very similar to EmKay

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 3 года назад +4

      @@nathanj202 I'd go for Jake's channels, fakejake, realjake and whyjake.

    • @andreaseverin1346
      @andreaseverin1346 3 года назад +1

      There are also TimTamTom, Vincey, Long Nail, Twigu/Logu and many more...

    • @akwyld2545
      @akwyld2545 3 года назад +1

      Yes..rslash is the best!

  • @strange_evolution9047
    @strange_evolution9047 3 года назад +65

    The insult gun goes boom.

  • @cherandshane2683
    @cherandshane2683 3 года назад +15

    9:30 as another person with Asperger's this guy is absolutly right, we aren't braindead but we just see things in different ways.

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 2 года назад +2

      Honestly if anything, it's neurotypicals that are more often than not the braindead ones. Not too surprising to fellow autistics, but we can't expect too much self-awareness from anyone else.

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 10 месяцев назад

      Don't use the term Asperger's. The guy was a friggin nazi who sent autistic people to camp...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 месяца назад

      The best way I've seen autism described is being a different OS

  • @applenoxwastakensadly1490
    @applenoxwastakensadly1490 3 года назад +47

    the last one is the reason i dont tell people about my backup set of starwars legos in my garage

    • @ronankennedy8081
      @ronankennedy8081 3 года назад +3

      I'm a fellow afol and I just wanna say that you can be proud of your collection because LEGO is genuinely amazing and I think you'd be surprised by how many people will admire what you have and be jealous, especially if they're a Star Wars fan

    • @walkingmarshmallow6895
      @walkingmarshmallow6895 3 года назад +3

      I kinda want a set of starwars legos now

    • @jaredtomongha1342
      @jaredtomongha1342 3 года назад +2

      I kinda agree with you with that one

    • @remnantsactualpvp1590
      @remnantsactualpvp1590 3 года назад +2

      dont take him serious he cant spell children right

    • @jpx9994
      @jpx9994 3 года назад

      ay im with you, i got about 45 gallons of legos chillin in my room

  • @ajvanmarle
    @ajvanmarle 3 года назад +19

    5:26. That's Antonius Pius, who prevented a war with Parthia simply by sending a letter to the Parthian king stating: 'This is a bad idea'. It doesn't get any more badass than this guy.

  • @pumpking6687
    @pumpking6687 3 года назад +101

    Why don’t I see people watching this immediately cause Emkay is the best Reddit channel
    Edit: I have never had this many likes before that’s pretty epic

    • @jamaljarvison
      @jamaljarvison 3 года назад +2

      @keep rollin no

    • @aahyes
      @aahyes 3 года назад +2

      @keep rollin I’m not even gonna try it

    • @Factlayer100
      @Factlayer100 3 года назад +1

      Deelee better in my opinion

    • @phincle4421
      @phincle4421 3 года назад

      @@jamaljarvison what does the link send you to?

    • @aahyes
      @aahyes 3 года назад

      @@phincle4421 wait you don’t know?!?!? It’s pretty obvious

  • @AvoidPhiladelphia
    @AvoidPhiladelphia 3 года назад +25

    fact: these people can think of so many comebacks that they can probably accurately roast me for existing

  • @RedWolfPriest
    @RedWolfPriest 3 года назад +29

    0:36 that hurt me, but i can't lie its true we literally pray to a homeless guy that can make free bread and wine.

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 3 года назад

      What do you think a movement is Sir Priest?
      George Floyd was a burglar and pointed a gun to a pregnant woman(dont know if its true but im too lazy to fact check) but is the symbol of the biggest race equality movement on the world
      Moses was a crazy dude living in a mountain that for some reason had a vision from "god",but created the 2 most spread religions on the world and gave the freedom to the jews from the egyptians
      Van Gogh was a guy mentally unstable and drunk that painted some things but is now the most famous dutch person in history , is considered the best painter of the 19 century and even from the last 2 centurys ,and revolutionised the painting movements by creating a new form of seeing the world
      Now answer me:
      What his social status has to do with who we christians pray to?

    • @bozzie2637
      @bozzie2637 3 года назад +4

      @@jacaredosvudu1638 it would have taken less time to do your research than to write this racist and idiotic comment

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 2 года назад +2

      As far as I know he still had his home in Nazareth

  • @ghaz3371
    @ghaz3371 3 года назад +9

    Funny thing is that surgeons actually do watch tutorials on youtube about surgery before they do it. Most of the time just as a refresher because they can’t perfectly remember how to do every surgery.

  • @mariomusa5682
    @mariomusa5682 3 года назад +36

    I love when Robin is such a brute towards these idiots around the world. We need more people like him. Thanks Robin! ♥️

    • @robertthecta
      @robertthecta 3 года назад

      Yeah we need more agression!

  • @milo_south3670
    @milo_south3670 3 года назад +29

    Fun fact: Lego is meant for Children and CHILDREN AT HEART.
    You can NEVER be too old for ANYTHING

    • @CubeGodd
      @CubeGodd 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure I'm too old to ride in a baby swing again. Too old to fit my baby clothes.
      Most people are too old to sit at home all day and expect someone to feed them.
      I don't know I feel like I can poke enough holes in this to where you completely re-word the comment.

    • @shedeeran7162
      @shedeeran7162 3 года назад

      @@CubeGodd be crippled so you have that privelege again

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 3 года назад +1

      @@CubeGodd You could try a baby swing, baby food and baby cloths. You could even sit around, cry, and shit your pants. Nobody’s stopping you.

    • @CubeGodd
      @CubeGodd 3 года назад

      @@milo_south3670 Nobody, sure. But it's physically impossible you see, due to something called 'growth.'

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 3 года назад

      @@CubeGodd Your point is?
      You can at least TRY to do it.

  • @biriyani_on_top
    @biriyani_on_top 3 года назад +35

    2:43
    Son : *Hey dad! Happy birthday! I’ll always love you!*
    Dad : *Damn I kinda don’t wanna talk with my own loving son*

    • @sammy-xd4ds
      @sammy-xd4ds 3 года назад +4

      Is that why my mom hasn't talked to me in nine months

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @demonchild1471
      @demonchild1471 3 года назад +3

      Is this why my dad tried to sell me?!? He didn't want to handle the burden of not talking to me! It all makes sense now.

  • @ark_alcor1048
    @ark_alcor1048 3 года назад +22

    While you can technically learn anything online, you also have to recognize that there's a lot of ignorant bs that you'll have to sift through. There are also certain careers where experience is practically necessary. What college is supposed to do is provide you the information you need without the bs and provide you a safe environment in which you can gain said experience. So the question isn't "Why pay for something we can get for free?" It's "Is what I would pay for college worth the work I would have to do otherwise?" And depending on the field you go into, the answer to that question is occasionally no, but is more often than not yes. Unless you're going to be a surgeon. Or any other profession in which you can inadvertently kill people. In those cases the answer is always yes, go to college. The experience you get can (and probably will) save lives, and any lack of knowledge can end them.

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 3 года назад +5

      ☝️This all of this☝️

  • @mattsworld5354
    @mattsworld5354 3 года назад +32

    I like to imagine the different narrators as different things, robin is a literal robin, Lexi is a grey cat, and then Damien, jack, and Zach are just grey people with their names on their heads lol

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 года назад +4

      That's kinda funny
      And Lexi being a cat is purrfect (I'm sorry, lol) Lexi Kitty is my favorite! I wonder how it feels being the only girl on EmKay

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 3 года назад +2

      I think of jack as Loki Zach as Odin and Damien as Heisenberg

    • @CubeGodd
      @CubeGodd 3 года назад +2

      I see Damien as a very similar personality to Sal from Impractical Jokers. Not sure why.

    • @pageclayton6850
      @pageclayton6850 2 года назад +2

      And we don't talk about the Australian noises coming from the basement.

    • @coruscaregames
      @coruscaregames 2 года назад +1

      Idk why but I view gurugamesh as having antlers

  • @Suo_kongque
    @Suo_kongque 3 года назад +13

    Imagine trying to make up for the fact that you yourself are a failure by accomplishments, by arguing you are genetically superior, without actually even knowing what you’re talking about it.

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 2 года назад

      Judging from the profile pic, it was probably a male who said that
      I am confused

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 2 года назад +3

    You absolutely can learn it online, but to do that you need to sift the information out from the misinformation. A college lecture cuts out the misinformation. There are tons of informational resources online, but you just need to be discerning about what you are studying. Facebook is not a scientific database any more than the inquirer is a text book. I learned a good amount of quantum mechanics and special relativity from RUclips videos and Wikipedia articles. Gullible people will be fooled no matter where they get their information from.

  • @xenia1250
    @xenia1250 3 года назад +11

    Honestly in chopstick hair one I'd just say
    "> Implying japanese people don't use sticks on their hair"

  • @H010CR0N
    @H010CR0N 3 года назад +26

    The British don’t remember them shooting random people; how about the Boston massacre where British soldiers shot people throwing snowballs.

    • @ToasterBath
      @ToasterBath 3 года назад +3

      @@alexandergreene461 It was all propaganda to make the other side look bad. Thats literally all the bodton massacare was

    • @anonymousdragon7765
      @anonymousdragon7765 3 года назад +2

      Not quite. The soldiers did not ‘shoot random people throwing snowballs’, but had acted in self defense. Given the situation they were in, and many different reasons I’m too lazy to list, their actions were totally reasonable. If you wanna use an example of the British shooting random people you will have to find a different one.

  • @honzasivak1200
    @honzasivak1200 3 года назад +24

    Police, i would like to report a murder

  • @zachhawn8720
    @zachhawn8720 3 года назад +7

    11:35 fyi surgeons do watch tutorials and videos before operations
    Would you rather be operated on by someone who just double checked everything, or someone who is just winging it?

    • @remnantsactualpvp1590
      @remnantsactualpvp1590 3 года назад +3

      id rather have someone remember how they do a job they do every single day, or almost for that matter
      and no they fucking dont
      least not mine
      they listen to spotify and knock me out

    • @sysezu4448
      @sysezu4448 2 года назад

      @@remnantsactualpvp1590 there's so many things to remember it's just impossible books sometimes are just not complete and sometimes we don't have the copy, not all people have the same problems we can't just know everything, no one is like that professional doctors still has to do their research

  • @RealPanzer999
    @RealPanzer999 3 года назад +10

    "Lego is for kids"... that did not need long to be destroyed XD

  • @chrisidk3992
    @chrisidk3992 3 года назад +3

    4:45 if you put aside the genocide and the war crimes hitler was just a vegan painter that liked animals

  • @neoqwerty
    @neoqwerty 2 года назад +2

    On the chromosome thing: the reason the Y one is smaller is because it's basically got rid of an entire "arm"'s worth of data during random evolution roulette, that mutation never harmed the original male who had it and he went on to successfully bang a lot of females and his successful descendants dominated the gene pool until there were no males with the "complete" Y left.
    So basically imagine your DNA spring cleaning itself while you're being made and you grow up so handsome that you're more successful than Zeus at bangin' chicks and you don't even need to trick women into it.

  • @hummbirb1384
    @hummbirb1384 2 года назад +9

    I'm going to be honest, as a dragon fan, even the a-hole ones in old stories, I feel offended that DRAGONS are being compared to the heckin awful people.

  • @WD_RatLad
    @WD_RatLad 3 года назад +5

    When they said my name, my heart sank, but I was so relieved when they said that they were talking about a bank company. 😅

  • @ANTSEMUT1
    @ANTSEMUT1 3 года назад +4

    0:09 fuck in some major cities around the world, rent for a 1 bedroom apartment cost more than a mobile phone.

  • @hi00118
    @hi00118 3 года назад +4

    Ok who came at good boy Blaine Gibson like that in the thumbnail that was uncalled for

  • @aw11as
    @aw11as 3 года назад +8

    "Lego is not for children"
    And to that I say Amen.

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 3 года назад +3

      I hope your Legos betray you.

    • @adamcichon768
      @adamcichon768 3 года назад +3

      I hope lego gives you blessings

  • @davidbass6780
    @davidbass6780 3 года назад +2

    You can learn the theory and methods online. But never the hands on experience if it requires more then just technology or food.
    Anything requiring other people either being operated on or working with you is something you just can't learn online as that's hands on experience that you need to physically be involved in, not just looking it up. But even things you can learn yourself, it's still easier to learn being taught by another directly. Either in video call or in person.

  • @Tyfu39944
    @Tyfu39944 3 года назад +6

    The offense and passive aggressiveness Robin took when they said lego was for kids was a whole ass mood

  • @SkullHareStudios
    @SkullHareStudios 3 года назад +1

    Random fun fact but I'd actually like to share a little bit of insight on the hair stick thing- while it's not racist to have hair sticks in your hair (at least I personally don't think so, I'm asian), it's different than what chopsticks are and is considered rude to put Actual chopsticks for eating in your hair. Hair sticks are not chopsticks!

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 3 года назад +4

    7:45
    I don't really like body hair on women, either
    Buuut it's pretty unfair to expect something like that of an entire 50% of the planet when you refuse to do it yourself
    Which is one of the reasons I shave mine too :)
    And bc I don't like having a giant mess on body hair, but still

  • @thejessing9911
    @thejessing9911 3 года назад +2

    10:18 are you serious? Do you realize how much people have been tortured and killed throughout history and even now in some places for not specifically following what people think Jesus wanted? And we still worship him everywhere, mainly because he was killed and rose again and created heaven for us. The death of Jesus gets *way* more attention than the death of George Floyd, and it happened like 2,000 years ago.

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@thejessing9911I think it was cardiac arrest that killed him. Multiple factors contributed to the cardiac arrest, like the asphyxiation and car exhaust like you said.

  • @chocolateaddictedartist5924
    @chocolateaddictedartist5924 2 года назад +4

    I currently tutor a kid in piano with ASD and he's slow to get things at times, but he has got to be the most empathetic person I know. Like if I'm having a bad day, or I'm getting irritated, he'll give a hug and it's honestly one of the most wholesome things ever.

  • @eekapika5471
    @eekapika5471 3 года назад +7

    I lost it at "onions have more DNA than humans" no idea why but it killed me lol

  • @onionman8811
    @onionman8811 3 года назад +4

    i loved the thread about vaccines causing autism, i have autism myself (more high functioning) and i actually started laughing when people compared the 2, some people

  • @pacifistonly
    @pacifistonly 3 года назад +2

    Dude, the owners replying to idiots review's always DESTROY them in the best possible way lmaoo

  • @codeinexrist
    @codeinexrist 3 года назад +7

    i was having a really depressing day today until emkay decided to upload. just small things like this make me feel better. thank you, emkay.

  • @TTVchaseluck
    @TTVchaseluck 3 года назад +2

    10:09 Oh thanks. i thought you hated me for a second

  • @gwenivercall
    @gwenivercall 3 года назад +8

    The 'chopsticks in hair' thing should be in 'confidently incorrect', not 'murdered by words'. First of all, Confucius is just a romanised version of 孔夫子 (Kǒng Fūzǐ), so Confucius itself is wrong, and OP only included the name for our convenience, because she probably thought no-one would have known who she meant had she said "Master Kǒng". And isn't dinging someone for spelling kind of a tone argument anyway? Secondly, Japanese kanzashi aren't used for eating and they're not chopsticks, and if the person doing the so-called murdering had included comparison pics, everyone could have seen how different they actually look.

  • @xenia1250
    @xenia1250 3 года назад +2

    11:20
    You absolutely can learn shit (especially math IMO) online if you know what you're doing, and have the discipline
    But that's a big- no, a giant, I F

  • @Sn34k
    @Sn34k 3 года назад +6

    Bruh I was just rewatching the r/cursedcomments with the “the assistant is 17 lol” thumbnail. Time to see who was murdered by words now.

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 3 года назад +2

    I am a man, And I hate leg hair, not on other people, but on me, because it is so uncomfortable feeling to me.
    Also, shaving feels way worse, so I am hesitant to do it.

  • @Sheriden.
    @Sheriden. 3 года назад +7

    Jesus also didn’t make a career out of crime and drugs.

    • @techwizpc4484
      @techwizpc4484 3 года назад +3

      Or threaten to shoot a pregnant woman.

  • @stormhawkdude
    @stormhawkdude 3 года назад +5

    Clicked for Blaine Gibson, know he may not be in the video but I couldn't ignore the possibility

  • @-AdityarajPatil
    @-AdityarajPatil 3 года назад +3

    3:52 we should stop oppressing onions and give them equal rights

  • @Y0K4I218
    @Y0K4I218 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact, doctors do actually watch videos to help freshen their information. My source is a real doctor who has a youtube channel who says he and many other doctors do just this. If you don't believe me then watch the video on the Doctor Mike youtube channel criticizing the medical scenes in The Simpsons

  • @raphaelcarvalhobezerra6913
    @raphaelcarvalhobezerra6913 3 года назад +8

    House:
    You can sleep in it
    You can store your stuff in it
    Is expensive as fuck
    Camera sucks
    You know where it is if you lose it
    Is stuck in one place (usually)
    Has to pay energy bills and taxes
    Hardly destroyed
    I Phone:
    You can work using it as a tool
    You can store your stuff
    Is a bit expensive
    Camera's good
    You know where it is if you lose it
    Can go anywhere with it
    Can charge it in bars/pubs/anywhere with an energy source
    Easily destroyed
    Yeah.... i guess this is a win for I Phones...

  • @LIA-52
    @LIA-52 3 года назад +3

    11:18 my cousin once basically said that to the study advisor: "I can teach myself in a few months what you're trying to teach me here in 5 years." The advisor said "yea, you're right, bye." So he went on and started a totally different study closer to home.
    On that same topic, most of the time I learn more from youtube than my uni, most of my teachers there when asked questions were like "idk go ask one of your fellow students", or "idk shit about this in depth thing, I just know what I am teaching you, because this is just a side gig, my main job here is research not teaching kids." Some teachers even used quite an interesting teaching method, whereby they ask a multiple choice question, then via voting we answer, and if 70% gets it, it's fine, and we move on to the next thing.

  • @NewtubeWorldYT
    @NewtubeWorldYT 3 года назад +8

    Never does this channel fail to disappoint.

  • @squigglesnlines2160
    @squigglesnlines2160 3 года назад +2

    1:00
    It's posts like this that really make me realize how fucked the world is and how privileged I am for my learning disability not to as be visible (I have ADHD) as my brothers and sisters with Down Syndrome. The discrimination I have seen them face at my school is terrible. They constantly get looked down upon by teachers the minute they walk in the room because of their down syndrome. I friggin hated my school man :/

  • @Silliest_Fish
    @Silliest_Fish 3 года назад +5

    I guess that onions are superior

    • @TheKittyQueen3120
      @TheKittyQueen3120 3 года назад +3

      worship the onions

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 2 года назад

      Honestly I can kind of get behind that. The worst thing they can do to most people is make them cry, and even that isn't too horrible most of the time.

  • @McPilch
    @McPilch 3 года назад +4

    "... is this your first day on Earth?"
    Simple but effective!

  • @cheese_weasel4953
    @cheese_weasel4953 3 года назад +11

    8:10 that comment on the Irish made me smile because I’m of Irish decent (85.2% Irish) and I love seeing those rare insults destroying British people that are related to Ireland.

    • @spicy5630
      @spicy5630 3 года назад +1

      ah yes, a sepp claiming being part of a culture that is not theirs, classic

    • @cheese_weasel4953
      @cheese_weasel4953 3 года назад

      @@spicy5630 But I can still be interested in my ancestors can I not? or are you gonna gatekeep that?

    • @spicy5630
      @spicy5630 3 года назад +2

      That’s not being proud of your ancestors, that’s claiming to be what you are not. You are not Irish, you probably are an American, with a great great great grandmother who happened to be Irish. I am tired of people claiming being part of a culture they don’t even know just to flex on the internet.

    • @cheese_weasel4953
      @cheese_weasel4953 3 года назад

      @@spicy5630 I never said I want to use my culture as a flex. I just find those types of rare insults funny. I'm just stating my opinion. And no, it was a great grandmother from Ireland. My family has been in Ireland for more generations than the 23 and me thing can count

    • @Mii..
      @Mii.. 2 года назад +1

      @@spicy5630 How can you assume he's not irish through a screen? What's your power?

  • @kagescion
    @kagescion 3 года назад +1

    11:26 I taught myself HTML5 and already learned the information at 7 before going into the class 8 years later in high school. Doesn’t mean I didn’t sit through that class learning tips and tricks to make it easier. You may have learned the information, but you can always get it refined and reinforced through others.

  • @crypticechoes9175
    @crypticechoes9175 2 года назад +3

    9:22 AMEN TO THAT!

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 года назад +2

    5:04 I know this is a funny post, but I gotta say it: Scroobius Pip is the greatest name on the planet earth and you can not debate this.

  • @danielestrada6619
    @danielestrada6619 3 года назад +7

    Hi

  • @Dwarfshark2000
    @Dwarfshark2000 2 года назад +1

    11:30 Not to ruin the point, but doctors do actually use youtube to refresh their memory before doing operations. It still is a good point nonetheless.

  • @hufgerbad9364
    @hufgerbad9364 3 года назад +3

    Fun fact
    If your press power off on your computer
    The screen will turn black
    *MIND BLOWN*
    fun fact
    No one has watched this entire video yet
    WOW

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 3 года назад +2

    re: chopsticks Asians are FULLY AWARE OF THE HISTORY OF HAIRSTICKS. if you view the original tumblr post, op was clearly ASIAN. they were making fun of insensitive white people putting CHOPSTICKS, as in specifically the kind for *food* , as in the kind they get from Asian restaurants and have used or were supposed to use to eat, in their hair and thinking that's what we do. people who put chopsticks and a bathrobe on and call themselves a geisha for halloween. we do not put sticks meant for eating in our hair, we put sticks *specifically made for hair* in our hair, hence the forks.
    you guys are cool so i'm not mad at you specifically, but the person in that tumblr post explaining hairsticks because they completely didn't get the joke and insulted that girl for making fun of people being dumb.
    edit: just realised. that douche went off about greece and rome and shit then japan without ever mentioning china, which is the influence that brought the use of hairsticks to japan. huh. seems like a weird thing to leave out.

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 2 года назад

      Honestly, I'm white and even I understood that. I kind of thought those two were on the same side at first, but the responder just genuinely doesn't know how to read context clues. Which is quite bizarre since they obviously know that chopsticks are eating utensils and as such do not go in hair.

  • @lovefool_666
    @lovefool_666 3 года назад +3

    Find this chanell by an accident, watched every video in one day, loved it, waiting for more
    -Someone's else comment, I'm too busy watching to think of my comment

  • @ChloekabanOfficial
    @ChloekabanOfficial 2 года назад +1

    (3:53) Onions are superior. We should bow down to the onion.
    Wait, maybe that's why we cry when we cut onions.

  • @crackerjack9371
    @crackerjack9371 3 года назад +3

    Hey glad you could make it welcome to the 19 second ago club

  • @elphieb3538
    @elphieb3538 3 года назад +2

    The Biblical flood wasn't a cancellation. It was a factory reset.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 года назад

      And the Lord sayeth unto his Angels and all beings in creation: "I'mma do what's called a 'pro gamer move!'"

  • @kingfloridaman5274
    @kingfloridaman5274 3 года назад +3

    Hello there

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 2 месяца назад +1

    09:40 Hey, if anybody is interested in how it feels like to be autistic. Well there isn't really something, it's to diverse. But Dungeon Meshi gets close enough! Laios is for real my "literally me" character (though hopefully I am slightly more adept at the whole socializing shtick).
    PS.: F*ck Shuro, he sucks. Don't be Shuro, there are ways to express a miscommunication without letting it fester or severely hurting the other person. Shuro is just really stupid for thinking that a person who is obviously not that socially great, who grew up in a different culture no less (that's the really really dumb part), will get all his subtle clues and hints (which any sane person wouldn't get, because you know that different people think differently). And he's really shallow because he's in "love" with opposite sex Touden, but hates same sex Touden (apparently if he were a girl he'd be all over Laios, showing he doesn't care or understand the Toudens, only likes their aesthetic).
    WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BE SHURO!!!!

  • @TheMrMoneyMaker
    @TheMrMoneyMaker 3 года назад +3

    The atheist joke killed me

  • @lightishredgummi
    @lightishredgummi 3 года назад +2

    10:44 in those classes with professors that are bad at explaining, you still probably know the kinds of things you're supposed to understand so you have a place to start. You can still have professional guidance and someone that can evaluate you accordingly even if they're not good at TEACHING. I'd say that's still better than trying to learn the same things on your own with no one to tell you if you're doing something wrong. if your professor is THAT bad, evaluate them accordingly at the end of the semester and maybe put a review on RateMyProfessor

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +4

    Fun fact: there are vulture bees

  • @Erik_Emer
    @Erik_Emer 3 года назад +1

    For the first one, how do people get charged for a post box? I’m asking this because a homeless could have a cellphone and a post box for the phone bill.

  • @jyotidebbarma966
    @jyotidebbarma966 3 года назад +6

    I think he misinterpreted the "let's just be friends" situation after a proposal denied, to "let's be friends". Most female do that so that it doesn't hurt the guy proposing her, but yeah sometimes some psychopath use that as a backup plan or something when things are not right with the one she love, that doesn't mean every girl will do that. She is just being caring that's all.

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 года назад +1

      Saying "Let's be friends" is worse then saying "No"
      I'm not trying to start any argument, honestly if someone wasn't interested in me I would rather hear a "no" or "I'm not really interested" instead of "Let's be friends" because an outright friendzoning is one of the worse pains one can feel, probably worse then stepping on a lego

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 года назад +1

      @@GrøundZərø
      I'm gonna be frank and direct like you want, so take this to heart. If you get offended and angry, it's your own fault:
      How hard is it to just say "okay, let's be friends" at being "friendzoned" and actually put the effort on being a friend? Doing so could help you learn how to nurture a relationship like that; or immediately confirm if that was passive-aggressiveness on their part if they immediately back out? If the friendship ends, by you or them, it could be an opportunity to mature. Otherwise, why not take the loss with grace and look for other fish in the sea, as the saying goes? Have some fucking confidence and temperance to overcome the pain of being rejected?
      What you just posted communicates that you lack the emotional maturity to actually have a meaningful relationship, because it is obvious that you only want shallow booty calls. And being a "nice guy/girl" isn't anything special, because _anyone_ can be nice; it isn't admirable in any way and makes you look like you expect a medal for basic decency.
      Get over your simpering (not calling you a simp; look the word up on the dictionary) get friends, socialize, go outside your comfort zone and grow the fuck up.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 года назад +2

      @@GrøundZərø
      Or (in all seriousness) get therapy. It does help. Don't devolve into misogyny, cuz that "friendzone" bullshit is how it starts and you are close to falling into that pit.

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 года назад

      @@GrayAndGrey Also I never actually been frenszoned but I know people who have

  • @arifleuchte3477
    @arifleuchte3477 3 года назад +1

    2:00 Omar is a Muslim & daiye(people who have knowledge/ scholars on Quran& Hadid)
    And about that flood of noha, Muslim don't believe that the whole world was flooded. just a specific part of the world was .
    Just saying 🙂

  • @jonathanhowells7864
    @jonathanhowells7864 3 года назад +4

    Men can look like they're about to become werewolves but the moment women have hair on anywhere but their heads its suddenly a problem

  • @aviumcaravan
    @aviumcaravan 3 года назад +1

    that part about these kids caring about medical recommendations...
    yeah, no, here in Poland the kids are one-to-one replicas of their Karen mums.

  • @keremozkurt9538
    @keremozkurt9538 3 года назад +4

    I can't agree more to what Robin said just before the fan art review
    11:49

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 3 года назад +1

      Right? Is like when people say "ViDeO gAmEs ArE jUsT fOr KiDs!!" or cartoons, even. Like, come the hell on... >.>

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 3 года назад +2

    7:30 Just because you were born that doesn't mean you are useful or wanted.

  • @UdderlyEvelyn
    @UdderlyEvelyn Год назад +1

    11:26 You can learn anything online, even being a doctor (the non-hands-on parts anyway), but there's a big difference between downloading textbooks and studies, talking to professionals.. vs. watching a RUclips tutorial or reading some moron on social media. In many subjects you then have to also get hands on experience (with supervision in some cases, like for the doctor example).. None of that *requires* university (we used to do it via apprenticeship and some fields still do, and more options exist now), but we've kinda agreed to do it that way as a society and gatekeep. Not a reason to shit on people who legitimately learn on their own, or compare them to the "do your own research" dipshits, though.

  • @Alice-lx4ml
    @Alice-lx4ml 2 года назад +1

    Oh honey.
    It's already legal to pay disabled people below minimum wage in most U.S. states. At least one state allows for employers to pay us as little as SIX CENTS AN HOUR.

  • @doodoofart6698
    @doodoofart6698 3 года назад +2

    Lol

  • @jectile2361
    @jectile2361 3 года назад +1

    Bro the pixel art maker has a xhance of going up on a MINECRAFT fridge, what the hell is better than that, tell me.

  • @wimpywolf3789
    @wimpywolf3789 3 года назад +1

    some doctors do use youtube to refresh their memory of different surgeries