Follow me on Twitter and Instagram: / notoriouspeepop / notoriouspeepop Support the boys (tell them I sent ya!): / mssecretpod From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 30
I don't know, to somehow get yourself to be in a position of being VERY rich to sit around smoking dope and cigars and getting drunk while either laughing it up with your famous comedian friends or talking to experts about fascinating subjects isn't something a dumb person could pull off. He's at least smart enough to somehow figure out how to do that. I mean I would happy as hell in life if I had that setup, it's CRAZY 🤣
Keven is a great guy but not really a great comic, but the charisma goes all the way. Patrice used to bug him about it way back. ever see the 'I'm Shaq' bit of Keven's and Patrice messing with him?. gold.
@erikred8217 Patrice also admitted to being jealous of Kevin and his ability to play the game. He definitely had an inferiority complex and covered it up with his brash persona, which was too cool to play by the rules. I will give it to him, he never stopped doing it until the day he passed, he could've made changes and kept on self destructing
@@HasanPikerIsADouche u could look at that way or you could look at as he wasn’t willing to sell his soul pride and personality for the all light dollar
Almost 40. Wake up at 3:30am for gym and work. Can’t do any drugs because of drug tests at work. I’m a musician at heart. Hate my job. I’m one of the least liked at my job. Been married for too long. I have a turtle shell six pack. 😑 500’s credit score. Behind on all my bills. But at least I have this podcast. 😐 every dawg has his day. And I’m waiting for mine. 😆
The fact that this bit made it back to Judd Apatow, and he was then interviewed about it is fucking gold. Reporters will literally try to pull anything out of their asses for relevance
Personal anecdote: I got into sailing and I’ve never been happier. All the hard work and mental challenge, and then the payoff of cruising at like 6-7 knots under pure wind power is incredible. And the community is amazing and everyone helps each other out and likes to socialize. If you’re in a rut, you should look at getting a cheap sailboat and just jump in.
I feel that way with mountain biking and road cycling. It’s important to have a hobby/sport/interest that you’re passionate about. Sailing sounds awesome, I would like to eventually get a sailboat. I also want to get a stand-up jet ski
If I lived near any decent body of land (I guess Lake Michigan) but where I am the storage cost alone if sailboat is just beyond my means, much less the boat itself. Glad you found something that brings you peace.
My dad and brother run marathons and thank the Lord they do not care at all if you are there to support them or not. They know that you will only see them for about thirty seconds in about 3 hours.
The guy who wrote that book Radical Honesty also believes that people gotta dumb themselves down to be happier. He recommended this mantra: “Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” An internal monologue of “duhhhh” would be way better than “ugh I’m so depressed and no one cares and my dog is gonna die and…” It’d probably make a lot of people smarter, as they’d be wasting way less energy on worry and fear.
I like Mark Normand but he's nowhere near that tier. His style doesn't really lend itself to being one of the GOATs. Shane's style is honestly much more suited to that status. If he keeps improving he could get up there
Patrice was the only reason I got in to comedy. He’s my hero. And he’s my hero cause if he would hear someone say this, he’d be like “……..faggot.” And he was bffs with Norton, so you know he’s not homophobic
Fuckin top-tier list, bruv. I really love Patrice, but I feel that sometimes folks give him a participation trophy based on his appearances on shows and radio and not based on his stand-up. Which was "pretty good" at best.
She’s incredibly talented but not necessarily lol funny in the same way as the top fellas. Saw her at JFL in 2016, some parts were really inventive, others felt like you’re present at a therapy session
@@yoniyampolsky2597 You might be right if you're talking about people being obsessed with him and thinking he's some relationship guru but when it comes to stand up he deserves all the praise
Can’t even get a lot of American comics so the top five is completely different to mine, but these two are by far some of the funniest people I’ve ever heard
Neil Brennan had some incredible one man shows. They were standup so I’m not sure why he called them a one man show but they were hilarious regardless.
Chapelle can go just about anywhere and be funny. Burr can rant about whatever he wants and find funny. Norm can turn a joke into anything. Lopez can pull the funny out of anything. Louie weaves funny into things that aren't funny. Patrice is a monster and dominates you with funny. But that same thing that makes him great is what also turns people off of him. He bludgeoned people with funny.
@@Qtown444 Its also because you can pick him or any other decent hispanic stand-up and get a lot of the same stuff. It's really a problem with anyone that heavily identifies with one aspect of their identity and structures their whole stand-up around it. "Isn't being a New Yorker/Bostonian/Woman/Mexican/Black Person/Italian-American so relatable guys?" Basically every comic has this problem when you watch their early stuff, the good ones just grow out of it.
It’s funny the pics of Matt make him look pretty normal then you see him on video and your like holy fuck who’s creepy 60 year old uncle wondered in front of a camera
LOL I looked back at that Rolling Stone 10 comics you should know and Tim Dillon was on that list. I wonder if Shane knew Tim at the time he was trashing it
Matt just ruined my opinion of him. Because Metzger is the fucking worst. The best thing he ever did was steal jokes for Schumer, which led to her falling off the map. Looking at it that way, I understand Matt's position.
I haven't seen his stand up but he's great on the Kyle dunnigan show and a lot of comedians I like work with him. I'm going to check him out a bit but you're right, he's tarnished from the Schumer stuff.
John leguizamo, hope i spelled that correctly, and his one man show 20 yrs ago was great. Id say it was one of his better performances. Hes an interesting guy. His stand up is similar to his acting, very ... Vibrant lol. Im sure he goea home exhausted which also weirdly says alot too. If a guy spends his life dragging tree stumps into a pile across town, everyone else might think hes crazy, and he may well he, but hes also one tough, strong mofo
Steve Harvey is an absolute monster. People forget how great he was before he was just known as the Family Feud guy. Dude is a top ten comic of all time, easy
Matt and Shane are giving a voice back to us chill white guys that are unimpressed by all this mid shit. Let’s bring back calling shit gay.
My life has dramatically improved since listening to this podcast and it’s only been a few days, these are my people 😂
Way ahead of you. Been calling stuff gay again and people ALWAYS laugh. They’re craving free speech
Gay is based like cumtown cum gay balls
@@Jim_is_Burningthis podcast made me want to do this for a living
@@visionforetold4568 Calling shit gay will never stop being funny
Lost 70lbs, got buff, met and married a hot asian chick and then started a successful business. I'm 37. Finally feel pretty happy.
You’re fat, gay, and broke
@@BradMackComedy hhaha
Good job brother. Inspiration if I ever saw it
considering you call your wife “hot asian chick” like shes a porn category, id say good luck
@@lean4real_11 thanks
Shane calling rogan dumb in this one is great. 13:25
Saint Rogies
Before he bent the knee
I don't know, to somehow get yourself to be in a position of being VERY rich to sit around smoking dope and cigars and getting drunk while either laughing it up with your famous comedian friends or talking to experts about fascinating subjects isn't something a dumb person could pull off. He's at least smart enough to somehow figure out how to do that. I mean I would happy as hell in life if I had that setup, it's CRAZY 🤣
Protect the dumbs
Patrice once throw a phone book at Kevin heart while he was on stage and yelled read that it’s funnier than your material
Keven is a great guy but not really a great comic, but the charisma goes all the way. Patrice used to bug him about it way back. ever see the 'I'm Shaq' bit of Keven's and Patrice messing with him?. gold.
@erikred8217 Patrice also admitted to being jealous of Kevin and his ability to play the game. He definitely had an inferiority complex and covered it up with his brash persona, which was too cool to play by the rules. I will give it to him, he never stopped doing it until the day he passed, he could've made changes and kept on self destructing
@@HasanPikerIsADouche u could look at that way or you could look at as he wasn’t willing to sell his soul pride and personality for the all light dollar
@@HasanPikerIsADouchejealous because had more talent, and knew Kevin wasn’t as talented
Almost 40. Wake up at 3:30am for gym and work. Can’t do any drugs because of drug tests at work. I’m a musician at heart. Hate my job. I’m one of the least liked at my job. Been married for too long. I have a turtle shell six pack. 😑 500’s credit score. Behind on all my bills. But at least I have this podcast. 😐 every dawg has his day. And I’m waiting for mine. 😆
"Gayer than ISIS" is the epitome of Matt and Shane.
Dan Nainan, Tom Myers, Cruising Joe List, Amy Schumer, Hannah Gadsby.
Change My Mind
Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of our time.
Hell yeah dude
@@obi-wanshinobi2353 Amy Koomer
this list made me bust
I clap so hard to all of their specials
Think this is one of the bits that got shane in trouble.
White girls are definitely the bottom rung of comedy though
White girls don't even like White female comedians..they don't buy tickets for their shows or join their patreons.
Women in general are bottom of the barrel
“In trouble” lol
@@shanestephens4728 “lost out on a multi million dollar deal that would have landed him on one of the most popular television shows of all time.”
@@user-fw8wt4qo3o
Like you don’t enjoi a bowl of spicy nooders bro FOH
Is that what Shane sounded like before he got canceled? His soul sounds physically lighter
Chris Gethard heard this and his response basically confirmed everything Matt and Shane are riffing about here
Matt rules 5:37
I can tell that Shane is on his second case of BL's during this one. Preachin from the heart brother✊
Dawg was letting lose byke in the day 😂 love it
@@coreytheevoice1993 probably still is just as much lmao if not more now that he’s balling
"George Lopez's"
Cmon man!
reading this and then hearing him say it was a special experience
Greatly appreciate the clarification by Matt at 3:06
The old Dean Martin comedy roast with Don Rickles they're gold and worth a watch
All in the Family still slaps
Love those old roasts
I like Sarah Silverman - Matt
Nah you shouldn't - Shane
haha perfect
She blows!
Killing it with the clips brother
The fact that this bit made it back to Judd Apatow, and he was then interviewed about it is fucking gold. Reporters will literally try to pull anything out of their asses for relevance
link that video up will ya
@@diddlez2 I think I saw it in a text interview
Fuck all these unfunny political pandering shitbags in Hollywood. They are all gay
his top five are correct. i love that shane is a combination of louis and norm.
The Patrice influence is heavy. And so was he RIP
He is more chappelle and louis
@@srikanthguruju6629he has a lot of norm in his deliveries. Same way of bringing up a point and then going “so that’s pretty weird huh”
Nah he Louis and Patrice ….and Bernie is better than norm
@@talkingmoney4499 That's an insane take.
"Top 5 all time Metzger?" Shane had every right to question that one.
It's subjective.
Tom Myers
Tom Myers
Tom Myers
Marc Maron
Tom Myers
Dan Nainan?
Hey tom
Make America innate again! Love the cum town stuff on Tom.
Personal anecdote: I got into sailing and I’ve never been happier. All the hard work and mental challenge, and then the payoff of cruising at like 6-7 knots under pure wind power is incredible. And the community is amazing and everyone helps each other out and likes to socialize. If you’re in a rut, you should look at getting a cheap sailboat and just jump in.
I feel that way with mountain biking and road cycling. It’s important to have a hobby/sport/interest that you’re passionate about. Sailing sounds awesome, I would like to eventually get a sailboat. I also want to get a stand-up jet ski
If I lived near any decent body of land (I guess Lake Michigan) but where I am the storage cost alone if sailboat is just beyond my means, much less the boat itself. Glad you found something that brings you peace.
Jiujitsu will give you this sam
Attell’s Skank for the memories is one of the great comedy albums of all time
The fact that Dave doesn’t care about putting out specials is crazy considering the amount of bad comics that do
@@RedBernie dave is such a purist but i wish hed do a special again
You are 100% correct. Most quotable special.
@@KK----- Road Work was pretty good
top 5
Unfortunately a lot of women comedians have the same bits about vibrators, boyfriends, and abortions.
“Isn’t it crazy that I’m this edgy and ALSO A WOMAN”
Yes. I agree. Women are funny, but doing the same "I dated a guy with a fetish" jokes are pretty run of the mill.
Their audience is other women, which is ok. But they aren’t trying to relate to guys.
Their failed life basically
Theyre all hackneyed
My dad and brother run marathons and thank the Lord they do not care at all if you are there to support them or not. They know that you will only see them for about thirty seconds in about 3 hours.
The guy who wrote that book Radical Honesty also believes that people gotta dumb themselves down to be happier. He recommended this mantra: “Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
An internal monologue of “duhhhh” would be way better than “ugh I’m so depressed and no one cares and my dog is gonna die and…” It’d probably make a lot of people smarter, as they’d be wasting way less energy on worry and fear.
Norm is my favourite comedian based on his incredible podcast. Never really loved his specials the same way though
dumb guy ^
Hypocrisy of it all
Norm, Burr, Louie, Attell, Chapelle, Norm THE GOAT.
What makes this funnier is when you search up the list and see Tim Dillon is on the list
Yea but Tim is massively gifted and deserves everything he has manifested. “Your pussy killed my son!”
If being depressed means you're smart then I'm a fuckin genius (knee slap)
(Shotgun blast)
“If pissing your pants is cool then call me Miles Davis” 😂😂
Dave Attell should be in everyones top 5
Shane has an awesome perspective man, i feel you. Thanks for the pods
that point about doing a marathon just for the love of the game and not the clout should be your mantra for everything in life
Maria Bamford doesn't get enough credit
she's the only comedian in my little eyes.
The Pest was on repeat when I was a kid. I use to have the VHS lol
All I remember about it was a character named Malaria.
Norm, Chappelle, Burr, Patrice, Louis
Norm #1
Honorable Mention to Mark Normand with potential for him to move into the top 5.
I like Mark Normand but he's nowhere near that tier. His style doesn't really lend itself to being one of the GOATs. Shane's style is honestly much more suited to that status. If he keeps improving he could get up there
Patrice was the only reason I got in to comedy. He’s my hero. And he’s my hero cause if he would hear someone say this, he’d be like “……..faggot.” And he was bffs with Norton, so you know he’s not homophobic
I’m stealing the welcome to earth line. Gonna drop it whenever my naughty B’s start complaining about their lives
Norm asked who was the funniest at SNL all time...then pointed out it was all dudes. Then watched the fallout. It’s Norm, Normy, Norm, Norm and Norm.
“They make you come and just sit there for 4 hours until they finish” is crazy 15:53
The absurdity of this podcast is refreshing 😂
Norm McDonald
Dave Chappell
Doug Stanhope
Dave Attell
Patrice O’Neil
Fuckin top-tier list, bruv.
I really love Patrice, but I feel that sometimes folks give him a participation trophy based on his appearances on shows and radio and not based on his stand-up. Which was "pretty good" at best.
Louis?
I love Shane and Gethard. This was hilarious. Biggest mistake Gethard made was complaining/getting his feelings hurt instead of clapping back at Shane
"joe Rogan is dumb enough to be happy" - Shane Gillis
by that rationale, every time a woman menstruates, that's murder.
It hurts playing with their logic. How insane are these people? It never stops
People years from now will see Maria Bamford as the best lady comic.
She’s incredibly talented but not necessarily lol funny in the same way as the top fellas. Saw her at JFL in 2016, some parts were really inventive, others felt like you’re present at a therapy session
*Patrice, Norm, Giraldo, Mitch, CK*
Patrice= good but way, wayyyy overrated
@@yoniyampolsky2597 You might be right if you're talking about people being obsessed with him and thinking he's some relationship guru but when it comes to stand up he deserves all the praise
Louie, Stanhope, Burr, Attell, Chapelle.
RIP NORM
Metzger top 5 of all time might be the dumbest thing anyone has ever said ever.
Exactly. Shit was funny these guys are pretty dull sometimes
Can’t even get a lot of American comics so the top five is completely different to mine, but these two are by far some of the funniest people I’ve ever heard
Speaking of female comics, Joan Rivers is far and away the GOAT. RIP
matt’s description of your state during a car crash could not be more spot on
"Bro I watched Sarah Silverman's..."
"She's a jew"
Based Matt 💀
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Cuz he spit hot fire
Roof? I must not have seen all his work.
EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR DYLAAAAN KLEEEBOOOOOOLD!!!
Carlin, Louie, Rock, Kat and Attell
Thank You!! Kat needs to be on more of these lists
Joe Rogan doesn't understand where peanuts come from.
Of all time? Calm down boys easy on the sideies
Richard Pryor, Ron White, Patrice O’Neal, Louie CK, and Dave Chapelle
Is that a Stavros from cumtown pic
@@PlsDontSuuue no, that's me Anthony DiClasomo
Patrice, Norm, Louis, Stanhope, Burr. Not in any order necessarily but definitely with Patrice at the top.
Absolutely!
Check out Paul Mooney he's wild like Patrice
Burr fell off. Basically a male nannette at this point
Colin Quinn, Norm,
@@yoniyampolsky2597 Norm > Colin Quinn all day
"Joe Rogan is dumb enough to be happy"
great to see the boys really break through the epistemological conditions of modern life in the occidental world
Neil Brennan had some incredible one man shows. They were standup so I’m not sure why he called them a one man show but they were hilarious regardless.
This channel is awesome for the dawgz.
Chapelle can go just about anywhere and be funny. Burr can rant about whatever he wants and find funny. Norm can turn a joke into anything. Lopez can pull the funny out of anything. Louie weaves funny into things that aren't funny.
Patrice is a monster and dominates you with funny. But that same thing that makes him great is what also turns people off of him. He bludgeoned people with funny.
I feel like people who arent hispanic, criticize lopez more because they cant relate to his jokes.
@@Qtown444 Lopez stand up is great. The TV shows he did were standard American sitcom, nothing particularly ground breaking, but funny.
@@Qtown444 Its also because you can pick him or any other decent hispanic stand-up and get a lot of the same stuff. It's really a problem with anyone that heavily identifies with one aspect of their identity and structures their whole stand-up around it.
"Isn't being a New Yorker/Bostonian/Woman/Mexican/Black Person/Italian-American so relatable guys?"
Basically every comic has this problem when you watch their early stuff, the good ones just grow out of it.
Norm, Hedberg, Wright, Patrice, Carlin
Shit old school comedy cmon Richard Pryor was the best
Holy fuck Shat on Mock The Week would have been tremendously chaotic
Discussing top comics without even a mention of Bill Hicks, come on fellas!
It’s Louie norm gervais Patrice Normand and Gillis for me right now.
Who are shanes top 5? Norm, louis, patrice (o’neal?), chapelle, burt who?
katt williams had some REALLY funny shit lol
Norm, Chapelle, Burr, Bernie, Louie honorable mentions Carlin/Kinsion/Bill Hicks
That's a based and comedy-pilled top five.
The Pest was a great movie!
One of my favorites as a third grader watching VHS in the good old days
Louis CK
Patrice O'Neal
Dave Chappelle
George Carlin
Norm MacDonald
ironic that shane talks about kevins special in a stadium while he was writing his own "kevin harts Stadium specuial" all along
These clips are so great
Love the long clips 🤌🤌✊
matt blatantly lied about norm of the list haha
Ya know what that guy was actually thinking during the near car crash? Oh, if I dont move this would get me sympathy
9:47 Dead to rights, have been guilty of the same.
Billy Connolly is the GOAT. Honourable mentions to Pryor, Louis, Burr, Chappelle & Patrice. In my opinion of course.
Yeah in terms of who makes me genuinely laugh Patrice and Connolly take the crown, Eddie murphy, norm
Chris gethard needs to be dragged more. God bless OT Matt and Shane for Fucking getting his ass
Thanks for the clips mate, much appreciated
Lol… has rogan heard this? Cuz if not… good for Shane
Got gaffigan vibes on Shane's " im a white male, life is hard, oooooh, help me open this jar of pickles.
I really wanted to blow my brains out for a few years and just started running a shit ton 😂
It’s funny the pics of Matt make him look pretty normal then you see him on video and your like holy fuck who’s creepy 60 year old uncle wondered in front of a camera
Richard Pryor & George Carlin are pretty damn good.
Carlin was a cuck
Idk Taylor Tomlinson is one of the best comedians these days, but I can’t think of another straight white woman that I watch consistently
welcome to urf, dude
Exhibit A for the one man show bordering on comedy is Henry Rollins.
LOL I looked back at that Rolling Stone 10 comics you should know and Tim Dillon was on that list. I wonder if Shane knew Tim at the time he was trashing it
But what about TOM MEYERS!?!
Too intellectual
My rough top 5
1. Louie
2. Patrice
3. Norm
4. Katt Williams
5. Shane
That Chris get hard guy looks exactly like wolverine though the resemblance is uncanny
Matt just ruined my opinion of him. Because Metzger is the fucking worst. The best thing he ever did was steal jokes for Schumer, which led to her falling off the map.
Looking at it that way, I understand Matt's position.
I haven't seen his stand up but he's great on the Kyle dunnigan show and a lot of comedians I like work with him. I'm going to check him out a bit but you're right, he's tarnished from the Schumer stuff.
Metzger rules and you are gay
There's only one funny thing linked to the name Silverman and it's the movie Saving Silverman
School of Rock? She played the downer girlfriend. I hated her when I was little.
I totally forgot she was in that, was she funny in it? I can't remember.
Her old TV show was pretty hilarious. She even does a blackface episode lol. But she's horrible now.
John leguizamo, hope i spelled that correctly, and his one man show 20 yrs ago was great. Id say it was one of his better performances. Hes an interesting guy. His stand up is similar to his acting, very ... Vibrant lol. Im sure he goea home exhausted which also weirdly says alot too.
If a guy spends his life dragging tree stumps into a pile across town, everyone else might think hes crazy, and he may well he, but hes also one tough, strong mofo
Steve Harvey is the best. Look up his Iraq bit and tell me it’s not the funniest set in forever
Steve done shot the baby !
One of the single best performances I have ever seen.
Steve Harvey is an absolute monster. People forget how great he was before he was just known as the Family Feud guy. Dude is a top ten comic of all time, easy
This was good to hear