How to make Unblack Metal (Christian Black Metal/White Metal)

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  • @christophchristoph6720
    @christophchristoph6720 3 года назад +921

    So instead of burnning churches they build them?

    • @batsardcat3285
      @batsardcat3285 3 года назад +43

      Oh my God it's perfect

    • @frodosfrostbite
      @frodosfrostbite 3 года назад +76

      They just playing the burning church videos in reverse. It’s about a church that put out it’s own fire and re built itself

    • @incognito3862
      @incognito3862 3 года назад +16

      @@frodosfrostbite bro, this is fucking hilarious

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist 2 года назад +3

      @@incognito3862 No

    • @Korgon2013
      @Korgon2013 2 года назад +3

      Yes.

  • @VelhoTeste
    @VelhoTeste 4 года назад +2101

    Ah, yes, Unblack Metal. When you scream and play so loudly that your neighbors think you are summoning Cthulhu but you are actually praising the lord.

    • @nathanielbaker6884
      @nathanielbaker6884 4 года назад +4

      the cthulu lord

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 4 года назад +22

      [Satanic, evil voice] WHERE ARE YOU MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

    • @absolutedisease1699
      @absolutedisease1699 4 года назад +8

      Cthulhu IS THE Lord

    • @RollSoup
      @RollSoup 4 года назад +3

      @@absolutedisease1699 if you have heard the call join the cult of Cthulhu www.theofficialcultofcthulhu.com

    • @gman0047
      @gman0047 4 года назад

      Haruhara Haruko or maybe doing both

  • @jimtguitarist
    @jimtguitarist 4 года назад +1234

    trve chvrch

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  4 года назад +208

      Shit, that's better...

    • @benzelns
      @benzelns 4 года назад +13

      Gonna start saying that one now

    • @jimtguitarist
      @jimtguitarist 4 года назад +26

      Jesvs ov hell

    • @brainchan960
      @brainchan960 4 года назад +2

      T-shirt logo idea!

    • @niekkabiongan4162
      @niekkabiongan4162 4 года назад +2

      @Blue Beary, that sounds like a good name for an unblack metal merch

  • @BootsThaRareBirb
    @BootsThaRareBirb 4 года назад +1076

    - Makes Holy Unblack Metal
    - Wears Venom shirt
    But hey, you have money for makeup now.

  • @viscountrainbows6452
    @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +524

    -Y'all mind if I praise God?
    "Go ahead Björn"
    -*Crimson Moonlight begins blasting*
    M⊕r✞iS

    • @thanebear
      @thanebear 4 года назад +17

      I was thinking CM this whole time, Dude, our band got to play with them when we were young, they shred pretty hard. Drummer is unreal.

    • @texmexlex1539
      @texmexlex1539 2 года назад +2

      @@thanebear that’s awesome !! i love crimson moonlight

  • @macias7125
    @macias7125 2 года назад +221

    Using the "Biblically accurate Angels" as an album cover will make it that much better and more brutal

    • @davidhunter2393
      @davidhunter2393 Год назад +4

      Agreed

    • @koblefra
      @koblefra Год назад +1

      Yes

    • @sabershenanigans
      @sabershenanigans Год назад +2

      So glad I was able to leave the 69th like on this comment 😅
      And yes, biblically accurate angels would look metal as...
      Well, not Hell...
      Metal as Heaven, I guess?

    • @xsystem1
      @xsystem1 Год назад

      clever idea 😅

    • @Tetragrammmaton
      @Tetragrammmaton 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, I'm, now recording my own kinda unblack stuff and using drawn by myself ophanim, or like catolics and orthodox name it "thrones"

  • @notimportant3033
    @notimportant3033 3 года назад +149

    "Mom, can you give me guitar?"
    "To play black metal?"
    "Yeeees"
    *actually plays Unblack Metal like a boss*
    *"Bible time"*

  • @lineofyellow5208
    @lineofyellow5208 4 года назад +450

    Christian black metal would go well with Doom since you're killing demons

    • @klyk69
      @klyk69 4 года назад +44

      Christian death metal

    • @orwellmushaikwa2591
      @orwellmushaikwa2591 4 года назад +19

      Crimson Moonlight is considered Doom metal before unblack, so that's pretty accurate.

    • @shivamordhaus9586
      @shivamordhaus9586 4 года назад +6

      Um no do not kill a masterpiece of a game like doom with anything that isint mick gordons

    • @1995.hondacivic
      @1995.hondacivic 4 года назад +5

      @@shivamordhaus9586 wellllll about that. The doom eternal soundtrack wasn't mixed by mick gordon

    • @ramonw9430
      @ramonw9430 3 года назад +2

      @@orwellmushaikwa2591 True, but these dorks are talking about the video game.

  • @DRABOL88
    @DRABOL88 4 года назад +311

    This time they could afford makeup. Blessed shall be Patreon.

  • @remhawk73
    @remhawk73 3 года назад +120

    As Christian finding any genre of Christian rock that does not suck as is the kind of miracle I look for.

    • @erectiledysfunction7993
      @erectiledysfunction7993 Год назад +16

      Crimson moonlight, Horde, Antestor and Skald in Veum are the best bands in the genre

    • @WTfire10
      @WTfire10 Год назад +6

      Impending Doom, Demon Hunter, At the Gates

    • @die4grim956
      @die4grim956 Год назад +2

      firethrone is great

    • @AutismoInternational
      @AutismoInternational 6 месяцев назад

      ecclesia

    • @grrrr255
      @grrrr255 5 месяцев назад

      Reverorum ib malacht

  • @Goniloc
    @Goniloc 4 года назад +1184

    I heard the word "Christ" and I came a-RUNNING 🙏

    • @Sir-Thrash
      @Sir-Thrash 4 года назад +53

      Nice to see you here

    • @childcemetery9937
      @childcemetery9937 4 года назад +130

      waiting for bastardized history of unblack metal now

    • @pipino1313
      @pipino1313 4 года назад +28

      i want bastardized history of unblack metal right NOW

    • @BigCleverName
      @BigCleverName 4 года назад +12

      Oh hey I know you

    • @ch1cky_br1ky27
      @ch1cky_br1ky27 4 года назад +14

      So when should we expect to see a Bastardized history of unblack meta videol?
      BTW your my favorite metal RUclipsr

  • @jacobpartin4553
    @jacobpartin4553 4 года назад +282

    No ones gonna talk about the brilliant puppet show

    • @floydsghost
      @floydsghost 4 года назад +2

      I know! Right?

    • @ChesterRico
      @ChesterRico 4 года назад +2

      Holy fuck that was so good.

    • @RyuakiraX
      @RyuakiraX 4 года назад +2

      It was amazing and should be used again

    • @alexguadalupe9682
      @alexguadalupe9682 3 года назад +1

      I laughed uncontrollably at the 1st Nat 20 recorded

    • @masbucket3083
      @masbucket3083 3 года назад

      It reminded me of what’s in the Bible

  • @williamthebadgerwilliams623
    @williamthebadgerwilliams623 4 года назад +510

    The bibble summarized by metal heads might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @icepick3528
    @icepick3528 4 года назад +165

    As a Christian, I'm concerned about Jeffs' soul.

  • @timothyissler3815
    @timothyissler3815 4 года назад +91

    To be fair, unblack bands like Antestor, Crimson Moonlight, Pantokrator, Horde, etc. are actually really good.

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico Год назад +13

      Hesychast is one that not enough people know about

    • @Jesus_loves_you2004
      @Jesus_loves_you2004 9 месяцев назад +2

      Pantokrator is one of my favorites❤️🔥💯✝️✝️✝️

  • @significantdosh4854
    @significantdosh4854 4 года назад +171

    As usual your "joke" song absolutely slaps

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +3

      That's a lot a Australian currency there mate, gis us some a that mate eh??

  • @ThatOneGuy7550
    @ThatOneGuy7550 4 года назад +220

    Finally a Pagefire video that's family friendly!

  • @oceanlindgren9540
    @oceanlindgren9540 4 года назад +409

    The upside down cross symbolism in black metals always been weird, considering its just st. Peters cross (he was crucified upside down)

    • @flavortown3781
      @flavortown3781 4 года назад +19

      I always figured it was a joke tbh

    • @lamentis3025
      @lamentis3025 4 года назад +55

      To annoy the christians that have no idea (but think they do)

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 4 года назад +76

      In the end; dont forget: even if you truly think youre worshipping Satan; it makes you a believer in god; and it makes you a Christian even. Just a member of a sect with abrahamic and monotheistic roots. So yeah...

    • @blargkliggle1121
      @blargkliggle1121 4 года назад +20

      Only a tiny percent of the scene are satanists, it's an outlet for outcasts and those rebelling against the hypocrisy of the "faithful".

    • @ActionCow69
      @ActionCow69 4 года назад +15

      @@blargkliggle1121 and even at that, satanists vary a lot. Only a minority are theistic and worship a literal satan

  • @playstationmetalhead2182
    @playstationmetalhead2182 4 года назад +147

    Suggestions: How to make....pirate metal, kawaii metal, Viking metal, pagan metal
    Edit: By the way I didn’t even know Varg got banned from RUclips...I don’t follow red on Varg that much cause behemoth is pretty much my favorite band in that particular variety

    • @thesupremenecroticdakimakura
      @thesupremenecroticdakimakura 4 года назад +11

      @@blakeavila4409 binge-watching Babymetal and Necronomidol videos for days on end

    • @LaYamiUwU
      @LaYamiUwU 4 года назад +4

      @@blakeavila4409 The laughs we can get dude. UwU

    • @playstationmetalhead2182
      @playstationmetalhead2182 4 года назад

      blake avila...just to get Andri to do another weird metal genre...I basically just searched for the weirdest metal subgenres and picked among those he didn’t do yet...nothing more nothing less.

    • @LaYamiUwU
      @LaYamiUwU 4 года назад +3

      @@blakeavila4409 Also they made J-Metal mainstream and something that gets way more attention than it did way before

    • @thesupremenecroticdakimakura
      @thesupremenecroticdakimakura 4 года назад +4

      @@blakeavila4409 pffft nah, Babymetal are just an idol group. If you want something actually original, BiS did it.

  • @Beanmachine91
    @Beanmachine91 2 года назад +11

    st. peter's cross is not evil lol, st. pete was crucified upside down (by request) because he said he was unworthy to die like jesus

  • @drageben145
    @drageben145 4 года назад +259

    Unblack metal is what happens to you when you love black metal, but listen to powerwolf ones

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +20

      Powerwolf is fun

    • @daredonny22
      @daredonny22 4 года назад +13

      I am able to have Powerwolf and Darkthrone in one playlist. Powerwolf is fun and it was one of the most important bands for me when I was getting into metal

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +10

      @@daredonny22 I am able to have Black Tongue, Jinjer, Deftones and Tool in one playlist

    • @drageben145
      @drageben145 4 года назад +1

      @@daredonny22 i can have Darkthrone, Windir, Powerwolf, fleshgod apocalypse, behemoth, exc in one playlist

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +22

      I love everybody trying to flex by using the revolutionary concept of having different bands in the same playlist, lol.

  • @justahobo2823
    @justahobo2823 4 года назад +29

    This channel is such a gem , thanks man

  • @LordPhantom777
    @LordPhantom777 4 года назад +252

    Haha I’m so glad you made this video, man! I’m in a Christian Black Metal band myself. It was a good laugh

    • @PuresG1ft
      @PuresG1ft 4 года назад +5

      Lord Phantom Why?

    • @LordPhantom777
      @LordPhantom777 4 года назад +59

      @@PuresG1ft Because I feel like it

    • @bobesponja7791
      @bobesponja7791 4 года назад +7

      Name of the band?

    • @LordPhantom777
      @LordPhantom777 4 года назад +43

      @@bobesponja7791White Fog :)

    • @bobesponja7791
      @bobesponja7791 4 года назад +28

      @@LordPhantom777 in my watch list now,thank you for the music

  • @nuffsaid0
    @nuffsaid0 4 года назад +63

    "Friendship forever we will stick together" - was it a dragon sound reference? Hmmm.

  • @scarycleve4266
    @scarycleve4266 4 года назад +51

    After listening to some Unblack metal, I gotta give it credit. It’s more listenable than 90% of Christian rock.

    • @klyk69
      @klyk69 4 года назад +1

      Try the Oi! band Jesus Skins, they make good Christian rock

    • @Metalkid1500
      @Metalkid1500 4 года назад +5

      That’s cause it’s black metal, and black metal is far superior to contemporary soft rock

    • @ongzhengjie924
      @ongzhengjie924 4 года назад +4

      Christian rock is good too check out whitecross

    • @Insertia_Nameia
      @Insertia_Nameia 11 месяцев назад

      That's because most Christian rock is just people stealing rock songs and changing the lyrics to be Christian anytime word like hell or Satan are involved. Those 3 verses about mass murder and eating babies? Perfectly okay as is because they dont mention the devil.

  • @ThisIsLaCrow
    @ThisIsLaCrow 4 года назад +56

    I lost it when he first said "the bibble" 😂😂😂

  • @daskraut
    @daskraut 4 года назад +29

    "upside-down crosses being upside-down" that was gold!

  • @RealNordmann
    @RealNordmann 4 года назад +33

    Finally, I might be let back into my local church.

  • @Iraxvii
    @Iraxvii 4 года назад +110

    I'm so glad that this genre exists, because I like the aesthetic of black metal, but I'm a man of God...

  • @theotherfanboy
    @theotherfanboy 4 года назад +48

    Obligatory "I'm a Christian comment"
    This video rules
    This channel rules
    Antestor is good
    No I'm not being ironic

  • @irishjoe2941
    @irishjoe2941 4 года назад +28

    I wanna Carry all the chairs for my fellow Christian girls at my church listening to this!

    • @gjrojas
      @gjrojas 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @skeletonkiss1112
      @skeletonkiss1112 4 года назад +2

      My church has a talent show. I'm gonna cover a Christian black metal song and pick up some Christian girls with my very Christian music.

  • @AnCapDanny
    @AnCapDanny 3 года назад +18

    I love this lol. Unblack metal was actually my introduction to extreme metal. I remember being a Christian metalcore fan as a teenager and was checking into Underoath's Cries of the Past album, but ended up finding Cries of the Haunted by Slechtvalk as a search result. If it wasn't for bands like Antestor, Slechtvalk, Crimson Moonlight, Divine Symphony, Exousia, Cerimonial Sacred, Horde, Fire Throne, Frost Like Ashes, and Evroklidon, I don't think I'd be listening to, the often much better, secular/occult bands now.

    • @offcyclops
      @offcyclops Год назад +2

      thank you for the list!

  • @SJKlapecki
    @SJKlapecki 4 года назад +97

    This is the complete reverse of when I was in Catholic school listening to Ghost

  • @incognitadocolegio9737
    @incognitadocolegio9737 4 года назад +38

    I can see God's power in this video, Jesus gave you the makeup you couldn't afford in the Regular Black Metal video

  • @thomasrevill7723
    @thomasrevill7723 4 года назад +18

    Andreas as a youth pastor is possibly the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed

  • @nou8968
    @nou8968 4 года назад +58

    You forgot a great inspiration: "THE SACRED INQUISITION"

  • @Terminator-ow5oe
    @Terminator-ow5oe 4 года назад +65

    I'm christian and i' m not offended
    Every neckbeard atheist reading this: *EXTREMELY CONFUSED SCREAMING*

  • @tylerworrell4446
    @tylerworrell4446 3 года назад +84

    As a Christian metalhead...
    This video is absolutely hilarious!
    Hail Jesus!

    • @jakesmithsonian388
      @jakesmithsonian388 2 года назад +15

      Christ is King ✝️

    • @guywhoasked6046
      @guywhoasked6046 2 года назад +11

      I listen to death metal and black metal, all yet Hail Jesus

    • @jakesmithsonian388
      @jakesmithsonian388 2 года назад +7

      @@guywhoasked6046 sure, why not

    • @Odinsson90
      @Odinsson90 2 года назад

      As Belphegor say in their song.. fuck the blood of christ..

  • @MrSmiley81092
    @MrSmiley81092 4 года назад +24

    Because turned him to a unicorn. I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @br00tald00dle
    @br00tald00dle 4 года назад +53

    "this says the bibbel"
    YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!!

  • @cameronwilson1378
    @cameronwilson1378 4 года назад +18

    "They said my music was fire" XD XD XD XD. Btw i love how that corpse paint looks on you. awesome

  • @OakRichDey
    @OakRichDey 4 года назад +14

    Please keep varg coming back as a constant joke that was funny as hell

  • @wallaroo1295
    @wallaroo1295 4 года назад +17

    Allow me a little bit of an "old man" moment here: In the late 80s/early 90s - when our parents were going through the "Satanic Panic" - a lot of times, we were *forced* to listen to "Christian Metal."
    Intense Records was legend with us, and yes - many of the bands on Intense Records were providing "the Christian Alternative." Tourniquet, Deliverance, Vengeance Rising, Mortification - and... since they changed their style, which is why they made it - the *only* Intense Records bands to actually hit mainstream, and stay that way, was P.O.D.
    Anything deemed "secular" was like facing a wall, and screaming at it. Pointless. "Take your "Christian Metal" and keep it inside your headphones." was what were told.
    Our parents, the "Boomers" were caught, full on, in all the horrible, and abusive things, they did to us before they "found Jesus" - and in keeping with that "redemption" Boomer Generation standard it was all about them.
    "Holy fuck we have been horrible parents... we should undo this with Jesus. Do not as I do, do as I say. Be punished and condemned to eternal fire and hell pain otherwise. Evil - unwanted - children!"
    Pay attention to the psychological cycles, and you will know where we are today.

    • @warrenoids
      @warrenoids 4 года назад +3

      Idk how someone can call a children "unwanted". They didn't even ask to be born.

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 2 года назад +1

      LOL, Americans be crazy....

    • @wallaroo1295
      @wallaroo1295 2 года назад

      @@RogueBoyScout Every country has it's weirdos, that ain't just an American thing! 😄 [But, I tend to agree - we have a particular kind of weird in the US, a lot of it associated with our Liberties and Rights. - I guess that's what happens when you are the freest nation on the planet... you get plenty of weird to go with it.]

  • @simondanielssonmusic
    @simondanielssonmusic 4 года назад +6

    Could we just take a second to appreciate what an improvement Pagefire has had when it comes to editing these last few videos?

  • @felipeporcelli2455
    @felipeporcelli2455 4 года назад +14

    The bibbel explanation was so epic, mainly de sickle and hammer at jesus's hand

  • @nadirmir4821
    @nadirmir4821 3 года назад +5

    you know what the christian version of venom would be named?
    antidote!
    please laugh.

  • @JoshRiffMonster
    @JoshRiffMonster 4 года назад +13

    I have been listening to unblack metal for 8 years now, and man, this was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @chasterling237
    @chasterling237 4 года назад +8

    "The braggiest of socialists" 🤣🤣oh my Gvd that's the fvnniest thing I've heard all month. I needed that

  • @lucascunha1707
    @lucascunha1707 4 года назад +10

    Please do a DSBM video! I love you guys, keep with the nice work!

  • @mfkrwill
    @mfkrwill 4 года назад +12

    Oh Hellig Usvart, that was an interesting discovery when I was in highschool
    Invert the Inverted cross is actually a pretty good song tho

    • @Grevnor
      @Grevnor 4 года назад

      Remember playing that album on my brother's stereo for the first time (got it for Christmas, and didn't have my own), and that my stepfather in the next room over thought there was something wrong with the plumbing. 😛

    • @mfkrwill
      @mfkrwill 3 года назад

      @Qalidurut yeah I think it's Jayson Sherlock. Formerly the drummer of Mortification
      Dude randomly added me on Facebook too which was kinda cool

  • @lillygrey1283
    @lillygrey1283 4 года назад +7

    "Aaaah Jesus!"
    "It worked!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pablosebastiancontrerasrod7918
    @pablosebastiancontrerasrod7918 4 года назад +13

    This is the original soundtrack for Doom: Eternal

  • @bowtotheabsurd
    @bowtotheabsurd 4 года назад +1

    this might be my favorite one. laughed the whole time. pretty on point instructions on how to reproduce the general sound also. good job!

  • @SYMPHONYOFHEAVENOfficial
    @SYMPHONYOFHEAVENOfficial 4 года назад +11

    So many awesome bands he mentioned 😁🤘 crimson Moonlight, antestor, Horde, hortor, among others. I know most of them personally.

    • @ungovernableevilmonger4660
      @ungovernableevilmonger4660 4 года назад +1

      Antestor needs to make another album.

    • @kaoko111
      @kaoko111 3 года назад +1

      I unironically like Antestor. But i don't know where they are now. Their last release was from 2010 or something, is been a while.

    • @texmexlex1539
      @texmexlex1539 2 года назад +1

      crimson moonlight is the besy

  • @UneEtincelleNocturne
    @UneEtincelleNocturne 4 года назад +2

    3:37 to 4:08 was the funniest thing I've seen on RUclips in a long long time and here I am, cackling in a full train carriage.

  • @mileshill7196
    @mileshill7196 4 года назад +18

    Hey Pagefire! Jesus man!

    • @DRABOL88
      @DRABOL88 4 года назад +1

      I see what you did there ... ;]

  • @Khnith
    @Khnith 9 месяцев назад

    Oh my God, man... I'm watching this video at night, and I almost screamed (I thought it was funny). Great video, you made jokes with both sides, both Black Metal and Unblack Metal metalheads, THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A GOOD VIDEO!

  • @jeromelalmojuela5572
    @jeromelalmojuela5572 Год назад +3

    When you love black metal but also you don't wanna give up church and go to hell 💀

  • @yameyumex
    @yameyumex 4 года назад +1

    I've had to constantly pause this video because I can't handle how fucking funny this is

  • @blakecurtis7809
    @blakecurtis7809 4 года назад +45

    In fact, what is Varg Vikernes doing today?
    Oh he's banned from RUclips
    "Silent Victory"
    HAH HAH HAH HAH HAWH A HAH A HAH A HAHHHHH!
    Thank you for this.

    • @HeroSword_P
      @HeroSword_P 4 года назад +2

      Yes, being happy that someone is deplatformed. That is so metal.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 3 года назад +2

      Hate speech is not free speech :)

  • @tyronescringeheaven1120
    @tyronescringeheaven1120 4 года назад +9

    This is somehow more scary than regular Black Metal

  • @BadEconomyOfficial
    @BadEconomyOfficial 2 года назад +4

    As a Christian Metalhead this video is hilarious BUT this does NOT mean that Christian Unblack Metal bands are talentless.

  • @gabrielmesones1123
    @gabrielmesones1123 4 года назад +12

    I'm Christian, and I love black metal and loved the "black" humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Thanks for making this video!

    • @BenjaminOommen
      @BenjaminOommen 3 года назад

      Hello becoming the Archetype fan!

    • @gabrielmesones1123
      @gabrielmesones1123 3 года назад

      @@BenjaminOommen hello good music knower stranger! Glad you notice my perfil pic, I love those guys... And it seems a new album is coming, so IM REALLY HAPPY

    • @BenjaminOommen
      @BenjaminOommen 3 года назад

      @@gabrielmesones1123 celestial completion is one cool album bro. Love it.
      Wait really?
      I spoke to Seth( rhythm guitarist) two weeks ago since I was purchasing some t-shirts and he never mentioned anything about an album. Do you have a source? Thank you

    • @gabrielmesones1123
      @gabrielmesones1123 3 года назад

      @@BenjaminOommen well Jason Wisdom shared a picture of a musical studio on Ig, and they talked about the possibility on a Podcast, so I'm praying for it to happen

    • @BenjaminOommen
      @BenjaminOommen 3 года назад

      @@gabrielmesones1123 oh yeah, that's from wisdom's solo projects. He has two. Death Therapy and the reversalist. I think they're deathcore bands, pretty good I'd say. Sadly bta are not making any new music and their hiatus is permanent.

  • @strangeradios
    @strangeradios 4 года назад +7

    been digging this series! i'd like to see an episode on "How to Make Dungeon Synth", could be entertaining.

  • @pauloguina1498
    @pauloguina1498 Год назад +2

    That upsidedown pentagram broke me in half lmao

  • @RocketSlime
    @RocketSlime 4 месяца назад +2

    I think Seventh Angel may be the earliest Christian death metal band in the early to mid 1980s

  • @arise8078
    @arise8078 2 года назад +17

    Honestly as a Christian that listens to black metal, I approve

  • @skyeparker1333
    @skyeparker1333 4 года назад

    The sheer level of quality of this video is both holy and ungodly. Well fuckin done.

  • @DEATHMETALRUST
    @DEATHMETALRUST 4 года назад +6

    I feel the holy spirit working through me! Oh wait thats just TACO BELL!!

  • @Perfection_Personified
    @Perfection_Personified 4 года назад +2

    I didn't know this existed and I unironically love it, there's nothing in the Bible that says Jesus doesn't like his music as fucking loud and fast as it gets, and I think he's smart enough to figure out that the vocalist isn't possessed. Plus Lucifer is a pussy that would rather stand in front of a mirror doing his hair and makeup all day and I'm pretty sure he prefers pop over anything.

  • @conker690
    @conker690 4 года назад +12

    Ok, but Unblack Metal has some pretty dope bands.

    • @ongzhengjie924
      @ongzhengjie924 4 года назад +1

      What bands do u know of?

    • @ungovernableevilmonger4660
      @ungovernableevilmonger4660 4 года назад

      @@ongzhengjie924
      Kekal - Embrace the Dead (One of the most creative bands, until they changed into whatever they are now)
      Antestor - Forsaken
      There are more, just can't remember off the top of my head.

    • @OldeGuarde
      @OldeGuarde 4 года назад +2

      @@ongzhengjie924 Hesychast, Dawnbreaker, Départe, Panegyrist, Lo-Ruhamah, IHS. Just to name a few.

    • @matthewaromo10
      @matthewaromo10 2 года назад +1

      @@ongzhengjie924 A few of my favorites are
      Vials of Wrath from the U.S.
      Usynlig Tumult from Ukraine
      What Brings Ruin from the U.S.

    • @RocketSlime
      @RocketSlime 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ongzhengjie924impending doom

  • @TheBitingBat
    @TheBitingBat 4 года назад +2

    This has inspired me to make an album where I will sing the entire bible (paraphrased of course with some sexy Latin for flavor)
    I may be a death metal singer not unblack but the meme is strong

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
    @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 4 года назад +6

    Unblack metal: existing
    True kvlt incels: *EDGY ANGRY NOISES*

  • @faloel
    @faloel 4 года назад +6

    Can you do blackgaze? Or is it not meme enough?

  • @demian04_rta
    @demian04_rta 4 года назад +9

    bpm : 667

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething Год назад +3

    As a Christian who loves metal (mostly power metal), this was hilarious! I knew Unblack Metal (or White Metal) existed, so it wasn't a surprise to me to hear about this, but it was still a treat to watch the video!
    Not the most theologically accurate, but I'm not here for Biblical accuracy, and you're here to make funny (and mildly educational) music content.

  • @luisreynamboarcos2958
    @luisreynamboarcos2958 4 года назад +5

    If you take a Behemoth of Belfegor song and change every "satan" with "Jesus" the lyric still make total sense.

  • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
    @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 Год назад +2

    Me, a Christian: “I do not feel comfortable with black metal and what it stands for.”
    *discovers Christian Black Metal*
    Me: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @lasselehmann7646
    @lasselehmann7646 4 года назад +9

    Is it OK if I steal the Mayhem logo but turn the crosses around?

  • @kevin12553
    @kevin12553 4 года назад +2

    Praise the Lord Christ King Jesus

  • @madhattergaming6473
    @madhattergaming6473 4 года назад +4

    Instead of burning churches they build them 😂

    • @ae86hachi
      @ae86hachi 4 года назад

      They burn Anton LaVey's satanic bibble

  • @georgedyckiii3465
    @georgedyckiii3465 4 года назад +1

    That was amazing! Great combination of humour, insight, and history! First video of yours I've seen, and looking forward to more!
    The choral blast beats 0:21 reminded me of Liturgy!

  • @maxheilman5314
    @maxheilman5314 4 года назад +4

    I hope you all know that “Jesus is My Friend” is more brutal than anything ever. Straight banger. Learn it.

  • @adrift13
    @adrift13 4 года назад +5

    Geez, I like this song more than the one from the Black Metal tutorial … Does it mean I'm secretly one of Daddy God's lambs ?

  • @rskityaev
    @rskityaev 4 года назад +1

    Hallelujah!

  • @benyannay5829
    @benyannay5829 4 года назад +4

    "Growl the bibel, the entire bibel!"
    I was laughing for the entiety of this video!!

  • @Antomoxetine
    @Antomoxetine 4 года назад

    Dark Throne is about to sacrifice you, this video, and the channel

  • @NightPaddle
    @NightPaddle 4 года назад +9

    I adore your cat!

  • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
    @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +2

    I love Christian Black Metal, I actually think that the little bands that are good are almost better than every other Black Metal songs I know, if they could make some Atmospheric or Cosmic Cristian Black Metal then I think that would be my new favourite genre of music.

    • @ArdensSedVirens1
      @ArdensSedVirens1 4 года назад +1

      Have you listened to Reverorum ib Malacht? They're a Roman Catholic black metal band, quite atmospheric as well. Great band, I'd suggest checking out De Mysteriis Dom Christi and their most recent album.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад

      @@ArdensSedVirens1 hey that album is one word off of the song De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas by Mayhem.
      I'll check em out when I can because I always like recommend new Black Metal bands or songs.

    • @ongzhengjie924
      @ongzhengjie924 4 года назад +2

      I am a fan of white metal myself

  • @dylancody4367
    @dylancody4367 4 года назад +16

    *me, a Christian*
    No, no, he has a point

  • @secretaband5013
    @secretaband5013 4 года назад +2

    Christian black metal is the new TRVE black metal. Black metal was supposed to be a revolution and something insulting to everyone else. Now TRVE KVLT became something kids use to say when they're depressed. So Christian metal is the new badass shit

    • @klyk69
      @klyk69 4 года назад +1

      Unironically, I thought about this before and if you look at how hated Unblack Metal is by all kinds of people they really achieved to be more black metal than original black metal

    • @secretaband5013
      @secretaband5013 4 года назад +1

      @@klyk69 Exactly

    • @ongzhengjie924
      @ongzhengjie924 4 года назад

      Hell yeah man. I'm a proud fan of unblack metal and i still see it as a rebellious sort of music just that it is rebellious towards satan not god becuz rebelling against god is just the dumbest shit

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +5

    Seriously. Unblack metal appears to be 100% Warhammer 40k

  • @forgemastermetal
    @forgemastermetal 4 года назад

    Love the attention to detail in your videos man. Great work. The song is awesome! I laughed so hard at "friendship forever" lol

  • @Aelle_Vox
    @Aelle_Vox 4 года назад +4

    I watch this every sunday instead of going to Church :D

  • @neilmutter50
    @neilmutter50 4 года назад +5

    Living color is the best black metal band, hands down.

  • @vincentus420
    @vincentus420 4 года назад

    RUclipss most underratest RUclipsr strikes again

  • @serket4381
    @serket4381 4 года назад +5

    I love that the pentagram was flipped upside down in the later shot

  • @ParleyPCat
    @ParleyPCat 4 года назад

    That is a genius summation of the bible! Amazing work as always😎

  • @evantaylor9566
    @evantaylor9566 4 года назад +4

    I like how you guys wore corpse paint for this video and not the other one.

  • @wailingentity
    @wailingentity 4 года назад

    Every time the song you make always sounds great!