What's The Most Outlandish Thing You've Ever Seen Happen In Public? (r/AskReddit)
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2:16 “where there’s a small- there’s a small- there’s a small- there’s a small”
Me: It’s okay, you can do it, take your time
I have noticed more of these bot channels have had that or the demonic screeching noise problems lately
DGHavoc907 yea
@@DHTheAlaskan gimme a link to one of those videos plz, I'd love to hear it!
Ur doing great sweetie “”
Yes
A guy, in his forties perhaps, wore tiny,silky running shorts and rollerskates. He skated around and around our downtown, carrying a medium-sized boombox and smiling and greeting everyone he passed. It was surreal and wonderful.
like on Bob's burgers
@@aftersexhighfives
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I love this guy.
2D?! 🤨
sorry this has been a year
Lmao did he have blue hair and weird eyes?
I was on a school trip to Paris recently and when we were visiting the Jardin des Plantes, there was this lady sitting in the grass with two goats. Not looking at or talking to anyone, barely acknowledging the fact that a bunch of 15 year old Belgian tourists were taking pictures of her, just chilling with her goats. The goats looked really calm too, one of them was eating grass and the other was laying next to the lady so she could pet him. It looked like she was living her best life tbh
The stories of big groups of people just joining in together because it's fun and they're all human- those are the best. Crowds singing together, public snowball fights,
The second they mentioned that there was a group of hundreds of people and a girl in a par I knew that someone was going to propose.
Yeah, me too. The singing really gave it away
would of been great if she said no to troll them lol
Before they got engaged, my brother and his now wife were watching proposal videos with their friends. I was visiting from out of town.
I pointed out how it was basically peer pressure when they did big proposals like this. Like, involving the entire family and neighborhood. I would hate it.
But they explained that you should have talked about it before doing something like that
When i was a kid, late 60's, early 70's we had a manx cat we called "Minnie" or "Mama". That was a tough cat who had the two boxer dogs living two houses away terrified of her. She was about 6 lbs, the boxers were each about 50 lbs.
One day some neighbor's kids that lived one street behind us got hold of her and tied a rope around her neck and swung her over their head, trying to strangle her. Two of my older brothers beat the shit out of that kid. He later did time for various assault charges, which is not surprising.
Mama cat live to the ripe old age of 19 years. I held her as the vet sent her across the rainbow bridge. I felt her pass through me as she left this world. That was 1986 and I still miss her.
My current feline overlord finds me to be an adequate primate servant.
Aww, bless your brothers for getting justice for Mama cat. I’m a peaceful lady, but I mean it when I say I will go to prison with a smile on my face if some poor bastard hurts an animal in front of me. And god have mercy on that fool, because I sure as hell won’t.
I’m sorry to hear that she has passed, but I’m so glad to have heard her story. Thank you for sharing. 💗
Man thinking about that happening to my cat I would have hit him wit da meanest upper cut have him drinking burger smoothie
Your brothers should’ve drowned that kid.
When I was in my first year of uni, my dad found himself in town a little after midnight, and called asking if I wanted to go for coffee. I did, and just as I was telling him that nothing interesting ever happens in this city, we saw a guy in a cow costume skipping down the sidewalk. Alone. It was not Halloween.
Remix at 2:18 you're welcome
Please tell me what it said
United States of America there’s a small,there’s a small,there’s a small. There’s a small park up ahead
Dude no way you have a stack of likes now. You’re welcome.
Damn thanks bro it's fire
@@uglymelon6721 smartass
"Story 2: I used to work in a funeral home." Any story that follows that has to be entertaining, at the very least.
The Halifax parachute happened in 1983. Had some slight internal bleeding and a slightly fractured back. But other than that, dude just walked away. 9000 feet.
There's a grandma living in our
Small city, everyone calls her the crazy grandma because I think she's always on drugs and does the weirdest shit. Last time my sister showed me a video that her male friend made. It was dark outside and the guys were playing music. The grandma comes, puts down her shopping bags and proceeds to have a dance battle with the guys. I remember my sis telling me she one randomly talked to my sister about how she was almost hit my a car. Seriously I also want to meet her.
There's a small p there's a small p there's a small p
Oh god I thought it was my headphones
Jelly_ Beanie same
There was a glitch in the Matrix.
I swear they just can't be bothered to watch these videos before they upload them.
@@Koppu1doragon ikr
Not exactly seen, per se, but I worked the drive thru at McDonald's once (Christmas season) and this mother and her kid comes up to the intercom and the mom asks, "Do you have the eggnog shakes?" to which I say yes, and the next thing I hear after helping with the order is, "Stop shaking the car!" which makes me giggle hard, but I manage to squeak out the price of her entire order before they get there. Then they get up to the window, I ask them if they did that, and yep! I get another laughing fit out of me, and help pay them out. Nowadays, if I see them, I laugh or struggle not to (they don't take either as offensive, since they liked that reaction of me giggling). I swear those two, plus a lot of others, make my day even brighter.
I had just met up with a friend and her fiance at a fast food place, and we started to make our way over to the nearby theater to watch a movie together. While we waiting at the crosswalk all of a sudden this car pulls up to the lights at the intersection blasting "What is love?" from their speakers with the windows rolled down and everyone inside is bobbing their heads in time to the tune just like that one video. It was fucking surreal. And hilarious. The three of us just started laughing our asses off and applauded their performance until the light went green and they took off down the street, acknowledging us with a wave and laughter of their own as they passed us. I felt like everything was right in the world, just one group of nerds encountering another and delighting in the same meme.
Lmao dude rear ended himself... Wonder if he got a ticket for following too closely....
He wasn't in control of the vehicle behind, but he was at the same time. If he was deemed in control of the vehicle, he would be on the hook for tailgating and causing an accident.
Can he sue himself? So many questions
@@scunts man... I was joking lol
@@hepititan2481 😆 betcha he was stoned when he type that
Saw a kid struggle with their lever action belt with admin surrounding him trying to take it off
I had the same belt so i walked over and pressed the lever
Belt flawlessly came off and all of them were starring at me like i was a god
I got currency for the in school store
But the kid still shat himself
I have a Manx cat. She was already old when we got her after my grandpa passed and left her behind. She likes to pick fights with our dog by sitting in the doorway of her crate and slaps her in the face lmao
19:45 that's a crazy freaken cat!! We got some cats that are angry on our farm but dam that cat is in its own level
Way back my dad had a cat which was literally insane. Before it's eyes were open it would attack its littermates...as it grew up it would attack anything which got close..cats. dogs people..cows. finally attacked a guy on a motorcycle idling down the road looking for an address... front tire head on and lost.
Just reminded me when you said farm cats.
Funniest shit that happened to me was recent. I was walking one night,and I decided to go down a street I'd never been down. Happened to be a bar right on the corner. These two drunk women and what I assume is their male designated driver started screaming at each other and the guyjust had a looknon hisface that was like "Not this bullshit again." And they got out of the car and the two women started fighting. The guy gets out of the car without saying a WORD, grabs both their heads and bonks em together. They being drunk, immediately pass out. He silently pick one of them up, puts her in the car, then puts the other girl in the back. He gets in the car and rolls his window down to say "Cheers" and drove off. No cops were called but goddamn I don't think anyone could have with how hard everyone started laughing after he left
That deer chase story was nuts from start to finish.
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8:27
That lady is nuts.
I’m imagining the kid seeing her chasing after him, and he’s peddling as fast as he can, right before he gets tackled.
My story is about my late cat Smokey.
First off, he was big.
How big?
He was a 15 pound shorthair tabby tomcat.
You heard that right
FIFTEEN POUNDS.
And the thing was, he wasn’t fat.
Not at all, he was all muscle.
Another thing about him, was that he was a killer.
He’d kill all sorts of things.
Mice, rabbits, squirrels, birds, just about anything smaller than him, he’d eat.
He also came home with scars, nothing too grievous, just little nicks and cuts, including a couple in one of his ears.
He fought other cats, and potentially foxes.
Bastard was a savage.
He’d also climb trees without a care in the world.
And he’d also climb down the trees head first, like a leopard would.
3:14 This is why we get called "sheeple." They literally got herded.
It's not a bad trait. It just makes us gullible.
They were just curious. I’d be curious too. 🤷♀️ Curiosity should be encouraged (when accompanied by caution.)
'' Satan's kitten "
*dies from laughter*
At 17:54 love the cat story... Had a cat like that his name was Mulder yes my mom named him he had a sister and you guessed it her name was Scully .. But back to Mulder he got into the backyard where the dog was... the dog gave Chase and the cat ran for a moment of course stopped in mid run looked over his shoulder with a f*** this look on his face , when the cat stopped the dog stop to, confused, the cat turned around and with one Leap started chasing the dog... The dog Not only was startled and scared to death and ran away as fast as he could screaming as much as he could and as loudly as you could and that cat chased him all over the yard as this was happening I was able to get back there and Shout at the cat and get him to leave the backyard
You ever catch a snippet of a convo and are left dying to know the rest of the context but there’s just no way to find out??? Most surreal/random thing I’ve ever heard was one of these;
Was walking downtown with a friend and 2 thirtyish looking guys come down the street talking loudly to each other while riding their bicycles. As they pass by us all we hear is one of them loudly say to the other in an argumentative tone, “And that’s why MY trebuchet was better!” And then they just turned the corner and disappeared....!
I’m still confused by this. I’ve always wanted to know the rest of that conversation because I just can’t for the life of me fill in the blanks. It’s like Lewis Black’s, “if it weren’t for my horse I’d never have spent those 2 years in college.” Story. Still drives me nuts.
My friends and I were heading home from SF on BART. I guess there was a game that day or something because at every stop more people got on and nobody would get off. Everyone was trying to get home. Just at the moment I wasn't sure it would be physically possible to get more people in the train car, we stop again and EVEN MORE people try to get in. We all have to temporarily ignore our personal bubbles, readjusting so everyone can fit. We were packed like sardines. Just as the doors closed, someone yells out "SOMEONE TOUCHED ME!" The tension broke and the car had a collective laugh. It felt uniting to have to all share this brief awkward experience. Ah, pre covid days...
People are saying how awesome the proposal story is but think about it from her point of view. Bf suddenly shows up with around a thousand people, who then sing, and he proposes. It's now a spectacle, all eyes are on her. The number of people in that situation who aren't intimidated is very slim.
Unless you're already sure they'll say yes, never do a public proposal. Not saying it's not the case here, but too many people think spectacle makes up for anything lacking in the relationship, so don't look at this and think "that's it! they'll definitely wanna marry me if I do something like that!"
I’d love to get in a weird sudden snowbal fight lol.
Wat if someone froze their cun and threw it
That cat is the reincarnation of a cat my Great Aunt and Uncle had in the 1940's. My Great Aunt and Uncle (Farmers) got a kitten and puppy at the same time. Of course they were best buddies. But that cat would regularly beat up other other neighbors (also Farmers) dogs. Uncle Scott paid many a vet bill for the dogs.
Never thought until now how much that cat had to walk to beat-up those dogs.
Weirdest thing I've ever seen is a half piebald doe. Her front half was normal, but her back half was white with brown patches. Really pretty, but I think a hunter or something got her because I haven't seen her in years. Maybe she just died of old age after living a long life of frolicking in the woods and hiding from hunters, dogs, and coyotes, who knows. Weirdest but coolest thing I've ever seen.
My great aunt insist she saw an albino deer one time.
Coyotes can take down a deer?
@@ellisbarnett0292 enough determined rabbits could take down a deer. For real though yeah, starving coyotes in enough numbers would shred a deer
My horse in rust was randomly named piebald
@@danielfincher8439 I've seen several of them here where I live in Virginia
Saw a guy playing a grand piano outside a Subway! Oooh jebediah! It's your first day in the big city!
😂
The story where a thousand ppl March into a mall park kinda hit differently, since now you can only have up to 10 people in a restaurant.
*there's a small* X3
My finger: 'doing mental math trying to see the exact second it stops'.
You do math with your fingers lmao
@@l.a4738 yeah dont you count in your head with your fingers? Like I do it so I dont get stares when im in class. They'll think im in grade school again. 😂😂😂
I remember a couple of years ago, myself, my former college roommate, and a buddy of his were in Old City Philadelphia (basically 10th Street to Front Street) walking around, and we noticed this gentleman with scraggly hair walking a few steps ahead of us and muttering to himself. He suddenly turned around and threw something at us, and we all jumped out of the way, figuring it was a dangerous item. Turns out, what he'd thrown was a plastic protractor.
I was at a BMV years ago getting my license plate renewed. As I'm waiting in line along the wall, I and apparently several other people spot this rather large black guy with a beard in a wool coat (it was summer), wearing a bonnet! We all tried to look away, but...just...couldn't!
I once saw a guy panhandling in a major intersection dressed as a flying squirrel, and his cardboard sign said “Need money 4 nutz”. Given I live in a college town it might have been some stupid frat initiation, but it was still funny as hell.
There was also a guy who sat in on my Organic Chemistry I class in college who wore a curly black wig, sunglasses, and a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos themed unitard (and nothing else). He was loudly eating a bag of Cheetos and kept offering Cheetos to every person he saw. He was not a student in our class.
The proposal story is truly the best lol
13:40 bath salts are a hell of a drug
Man smelting salts are downright heavenly to football playera
Given that a classmate in high school legitimately believed he was a vampire, I am not overly surprised someone could think they were a chicken or something.
We had a sudden snowball fight between two different dorm buildings in college. Good clean sober fun for college students, that got shut down by the cops.. apparently it’s illegal to throw snowballs in that town because kids would put rocks in them or something like that.
Pretty sure a lot of us (underage btw) just went in and got drunk instead- but at least we weren’t throwing snowballs! 😂
The hay bale story killed me😂😂
6:09 I love this. Everyone needs a hug.
19:42 lmfao I bet that dog never went after another cat like that again. Mercedes is a fucking legend.
Haha I love pit bulls but that story about Mercedes the cat is hilarious and funny and had me laughing and in stitches the whole time..😅
Saw a guy propose to the wrong girl. She and her sister where identical twins. He proposed to his intended twin. Never saw soo many people laugh when he realized what he had done.
I LOVE the parade in Spain 🎉🎈
I’m
@@beverleymoore8 Are you?
The guy with the rug burned face make me lol
29:20 Imagine corpses walking out like zombies after the police yelled COME OUT OF THE HOUSE
*there's a small pa-there's a small pa-there's a small pa-*
I can't decide which is funnier - the one about the homeless guy parking his carts between 2 parked car then walks into the middle of the street and takes a dump. The other story was about the cat jumping on the pit bull's back and scratching the hell out of the dog's face. Both made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe.
Between the stories and the comments this made me laugh so hard.... thanks for cheering me up y'all!
6:12 he used the same strategy as Chien-po from mulan 😂
11:15 as quoted from Ridiculousness: "when your ankles tickle that back of your head, that called a *sCoRpIoN * !"
YOU WERE THE FRONT FLIP GUY
One time in Kansas I saw a topless ginger driving a white Cadillac, 2 mins later saw a tractor parked at a motel... Kansas, lol
“American street youth” lmfao
DONT HURT HIM!!! STOOOP!!! STOP CHOCKING THE CHICKEN!!!!!!
oh my god this is amazing
Oh shit I just remembered a story! Maybe not the funniest I know, but it was the first one that came to mind:
At my high school there were a lot of fights. It was kind of a normal thing, and no matter what the school did to put a stop to the fighting it just didn't stick. The most common places a fight would break out were the cafeteria and the courtyard (across from the cafeteria, you could sit outside and eat your lunch there on warm/sunny days). When it would get to be like 4 minutes to the end of the lunch period, they'd call everyone back in from the courtyard to give them time to throw their trays out. I promise that's all relevant info.
So it's been like 4 hours of pent up high schooler aggression, and the few minutes you get in the courtyard really aren't enough to calm things down. That day I was lingering in the hallway between the cafe and the outdoors, just kind of waiting for the bell. They start calling people inside and I'm swarmed by students. We're packed in there like sardines. I don't know why this fight even happened, because it seemed totally unprompted, but suddenly two people start to yell. It gets the crowd's attention real fast.
Not 5 seconds later, someone chucks a carton of chocolate milk at someone else, literally centimeters from my face. It misses the target and explodes, splashing milk all over the floor. The intended victim takes off running, and the milk-tosser chases after them. Running on a wet floor is discouraged for a reason - the kid slips and eats shit. There was literally a 'THWOMP' sound as he hit the ground. People are losing their minds, howling like hyenas, all the works. As soon as I calmed down enough from nearly being pelted with milk, I almost pissed myself laughing. There's a poor dude writhing in pain on the ground, covered in chocolate milk, and a stampede of other kids have now decided to take off with the guy running. The halls are shaking and shit. I think the security guards just gave up at that point.
It's times like this that make me miss high school. Like yeah, it was miserable, but some of the funniest shit I've seen in my life happened there.
TL,DR: Milk fight. Don't run on wet floors. I wonder if chocolate milk starts to smell after a while.
First guy and his wingman are absolute legends, real life Jedi.
The first one reminded me of the time growing up (in the hood) that two adult women were having a screaming match in the street over whether "funner" was a real word. One came to where I was sitting on my porch to ask because they knew I was brainy 😂😂😂
OH MY GOD THE GIF AT THE END WORKED!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A HISTORIC EVENT
I was on lunch from Jury Duty, and thankfully I had gotten there early because the damn line got long right after. Anyway, I’m munching on my food and look at the line again, a guy walks right in the door to talk to one of the workers when this enormous Pillsbury dough boy of a man (seriously, it’s one of the few occasions I’ve seen someone that big) outright SCREAMED at him to wait in line like the rest of them. Not kidding that the entire store went quiet from how loud he was.
Turns out the guy was one of the managers on his day off, and he needed to speak to one of the girls or something, and the big guy just “understood” that he wasn’t there to cut.
A classy lady walked by after he had screamed, looked at me and was like “He must be hungry.”
The giant proposal was really cute
2:17 are you okay, chatbot?
19:00 that cat sounds awesome
We had a manx cat when I was little. I can confirm that they will eat small critters head first while staring at you and making the most disturbing crunching noises.
It's a memory I'll always have.
Are they at least nice to their owners? Did that one in the video bite the person's toe for a reason?
Several years ago I hear yelling. It was about 3am. So I step outside and see a guy running down the middle of the street with a weed eater above his head reving the engine, yelling... and naked from the waist down. just running down the street. At 3 am. Turned out he is the local meth head. I see him from time to time, sometimes in the summer wearing a parka, Texas, and sometimes pushing a stroller with nothing in it yelling at the seat. I guess he is harmless... just methed up all the time.
2:16 when you try to say anything to someone you like
That second one was wholesome :')
10:30 ngl, watching that first part play out in my head was awesome
These are hilarious. lmao
Ikr lol dude smh it kina epic doe
18:00 my neighbour has a cat who’s name I don’t know. They have been dubbed Mercedes.
3:35 this gave me Check Into Cash commercial flashbacks
"what would you do if you ended up in an accidental face off against 11 superheroes" is not something I thought I would ever have to hear of think of. I imagine something looing like the movie kickass
15:29 is the dog money slap ⭕️
Yeet
Borders... ah that takes me back to a happier time..
I used to try to live in fantasy, so one day my mom was giving me a talk about how I need to at least try to live in reality. After she finished, I looked out the car window and saw a dude dressed as Freddy Fazbear walking down the street. I pointed it out, and now we bring it up when we talk about living in fantasy. XD
In Mesa, it was probably an agriculture class, or 4H, walking the sheep for the showing.
The guy who ran off the road and did some movie shit while his wife crying had me dead😭😭😭
The funniest thing I saw in public once was at a McDonald’s. When I was getting a rather large order, it came out in small amounts at once. think I was going to the counter because they forgot to give me something so I wanted to go get it. The counter was in an L shape so I was able to see my table from that area. Someones kid that looked to be no older than seven stood up on the chair above my fries, bent down forward, and started to grab and eat some. I started laughing because I’ve never seen anything like that in my life and it was so random. The parent noticed the kid and was practically dragging him away and then apologizing to me about that. I laughed it off because I didn’t really care and I had a good laugh.
My university city was half ghetto and the mcdonalds I drove to was that indeed. I was FAT then and ordered 10 mcdoubles and 10 spicy McChickens and the cook was mad and quickly smoked a cigarette and dashed the ashes into a burger. DISGUSTING! I kinda want a few mcchickens again lol
I can top the crack house across from the funeral home. Drug ring run OUT of the funeral home which was situated right on Main street. That was an interesting police raid I'm sure 😆
The group singing Lean on Me and then he proposed... It was a flash mob. You just joined a flash mob. It was organized, you didn't know this though.
Loving the remix 😎
just gotta say not all manx cats are satan spawns, i had one named peet and he was the sweetest cat to ever walk the earth. i loved that cat more than myself. i got another manx after peet died. he is kinda a jackass, but he's no threat to anyone.
Pete*
My cousin's cat is kind of mean, but only because it's declawed in the front.
the stuttering is funny but also makes me feel like my computer is crashing
5:30 this is the storyline for open season😂
The Lawton Oklahoma story is funny because I can see that happening in Lawton! I’m from Duncan, Ok and the stories we here about Lawton wouldn’t surprise me about it.
I was out with my girlfriend for her birthday last year in our local city.
We had just finished lunch and we were heading in to New Look when this guy sprints out of the doors, the alarms go off as he leaves, a security guard is chasing after him, and this dude just climbs up a goddamn tree and sits there, smirking and then he says "What're you gonna do now bitch ass?" Turns out he'd just stolen three bikinis and a small perfume bottle, it was the weirdest shit I've ever seen in that city
The group/mob story is terrifying, this is how mobs form that kill people
By learning proper grammar?
Well, I tried to Google the smoking beaver show...ended up watching a beaver bong...🤐
There's a small, there's a small.... Didn't know if I was having a stroke or if the bass was gonna drop.
8:50 bro I live in lawton, it is a rare occurrence to hear anything about this town lol
34:05
Favorite story 😂
I saw a woman stop these two Asian teenagers from playing a purple piano in the middle of the hall at school. She she cut the strings and said “sorry I just realized that might be the national anthem of whatever country you’re from”. They were playing “chopsticks”.
Love how so many of the ones at the end were in Arizona, US! X'D
Me and my friend were playing Overwatch when we ran into someone who had the same root for his username. Meep. My friend immediately invites him into our Xbox voice chat and they start going at each other about how there's only space for one Meep. I went upstairs to get food, came back 5 mins later and they were done. Meep 2 (random guy) says "anyway, have fun you guys" and leaves. That was interesting
its the first time ive seen the animation actually happen at the end of this channel's vids
My cousin once saw two midgets having a fist fight on the NYC subway
My lab finally getting to chase a cat. The cat turns and chases my dog. It’s hair sticking out trying to look big. They took turns chasing each other.
I felt naseas at the thought of hundreds of people- a mob coming towards me.
Im a solo flier and that shit gives me rage seizures.