I often tell people "weclome back", but the real lines to be stuck in my head with no chance of escape are "That is not a small number! That is a BIG number!" "Computer Over!? Virus = Very Yes!? That's not a good prize!" and just about the entire segment of Homestar being stuck in the water cooler.
though its not in this video "i can do it, i will do it nine times" is my absolute favorite homestar runner quote so far to the point where i just say it constantly (i havent watched a LOT of h*r yet im pretty new to it!), but so many of these in here are so good its hard to choose one in specific. homestar runner you are forever famous
"Haldo" somehow became one of my rent free brain-tenants. There are too many though. "I'm sad that I'm flying", "Stiny, get me a danish!" and "Great jorb" barely scratch the surface.
I watched this just to make sure "tis ne'er er'r o're m'lo'er o' clo'er" was included. I have all the teen girl squads pretty much memorized. I watched them so many times and I quote them all the time to myself. "Dag, yo." "Give it up for fatties big chance" "I have a crush on every boy" " 'm s'rry" are some of my faves. Also my almost 80 year old dad still says "good jorb" all the time.
Note to self: I need to implement "Drop a train on 'em", "You say tomatoer, I say mater-morts", "This might hurt a lot'tle", "You bwoke it", and "let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!" into my vocabulary
It is so prevalent in my life that key words will trigger the quotes and my wife is surprised if I do not say certain ones after hearing certain words.
Breadtangle of Pizza, refinancin', Mah chocolates! Come back! I didn't mean what I said, I can do it, I will do it nine times, wave 'o babies, hong tied, pushed down, into some snake water. You missed a bunch man... I mean it's your head so whatevs.
"Oh hello, dripping yellow madness!" and "Uh, King? You wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper." just absolutely destroyed me! I need to binge this stuff again!
"Shinin' up a chicken in the mornin', mornin'" "Aren't you a duck anyways?" "I dunno, kinda remind me of a duck." "When you spin my buzzer, it PLAYS the theme from Nightcourt starring Richard Moll. And it's custom installed." "What are you DOING?" "IT TASTES SO GOOD!" "They've gotta be here around in Istanbul somewheres!" "Looking at a thing in a bag..." "A wagon fulla pancakes? In the champeenship? I'd like to see ya twy." "You're a girl...or maybe a wagon...filled up with pancakes." "In the final stages, the gums took on the appearance...and taste...of chocolate pudding." "I'm not your dad. Or your babysitter. Or your...dadbysitter." "Those first 400 bites of dirt were NOT SO GOOD. Maybe the next one will be BETTER. WHAT IS THIS? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROUND? This tastes like a number one jam! Hruh, huh, HAAA!" ...and many others, some of which you noted.
Whenever I walk into work, and even though I’m paid above the minimum wage, I still say “time to get to minimum wagin” Also “Blah! Something about this has to be illegal! Coach Z, you need to be in jail…somehow…for this.”
Strong Mad saying "GARBLEDINA" is another good one. Also, my mom and I have kind of an inside joke where if she asks me how long I've been standing there (or some equivalent) I'll say "oh, for about... 20 minutes?"
Sometimes I wish my best friend had more of an interest in Homestar Runner, but watching this I realize it's a blessing that she doesn't, because a not insignificant amount of my sense of humor is just homestar quotes that made their way into my everyday vocabulary...
“I’m a song from the 60s” “I do what I’m told” “I was raised by a cup of coffee” Homsar could say the stupidest thing and It’ll still be imprinted in my brain till the end of time
are you trying to buy a house or something? (house) (pop-tart) WHAT MOORRE DO THEY WANNT?? relinquish your pipes please fellas "you're not a dead ficus plant." "you're so smart!
Just about everything is absurdly quoteable. Some of mine: "Shut up lady!" - "Have a trophy!" - "Stripéd pants." - "My the Cheat wants to know what your crappy toy is this week." "It's brown." - "Zounds! A sarsaparilla swimming hole!" - "..TV show featuring the Cheat in a Trans Am.." - "..your son recently exploded in a big fiery ball that was visible from space.." - "So anyways.. Reg had the ball at the top of the key.."
Juys The sports Tounament All up ons I have also used "too long, Clanky, too long" when referring to essay-long posts. Also, I have to restrain myself from pronouncing family as "fambly". I've also used "exorbably". "What a crockpot full of smaller crockpots" Where is that from?
About half of these are also the Homestar Runner quotes that live rent-free in my head. “Hey juys” and “I bon’t know” in particular are the kind of quotes I sent in group chats with friends who don’t know anything about Homestar and “Those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good” is like the quintessential Stinkoman line to me.
That sounds rezonable Prinicpal Montesodium school Forboooode Posuuuuums There's a halph-thyme? Halfway to go, I have to break through this brick wall This does not look good for Oh another one
Homestar Runner is one of those things i completely missed out on because i didn't have the Internet when i was young, and then when i had it, was too dumb to know how to find it. How i wish i could go back and enjoy things like it to it's full extent.
we have a really excellent Flash emulator these days called Ruffle, I'm kind of hoping the old site comes back at some point with all the old games and whatnot
I used to sing that bread song whenever I call my mom's answering machine to indicate that it was me calling her. That was before caller ID and prolly when I didn't have a smartphone (now I do because, I guess, why not).
i use one of these almost daily "Can you just explain to me what you were 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 to do when this happened?" "Well; I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall." "Ok that tells me everything I need to know."
One of my favorite quotes is something like, there’s only a one letter difference between “garage sale” and “garbage sale” also, don’t say “garbage” like that, it’s like, the only joke Moms have.
![every single teen girl squad marathon [high quality audio]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fFANfY4S_3g/mqdefault.jpg)
homestar compilation playlist: ruclips.net/p/PL71OOc68uFzn_wlMV5dcsl9XsiFdoE_fi
i am obsessed with Homestar seeing a stack of floating snack cakes and then his immediate response is "Oh, hey guys!"
same honestly
thats one of mike/matts favs according to the commentary tracks
My chocolates!
Owww! Those things are bad for you!😂😂😂😂😂
gonna respond this way the next time i walk into a cloud of gnats
I shall never be free from "No Probalo!" from senor cardcage mortgage. Like. I say it multiple times a week still.
Oh, escadron me
Dump tell no Mandy, but it's actually just a landmower turned bankways!
thanks! senor! mort gage! always rings true in my ears
"What the sense-make!?" and "I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times?" are my personal Homestar-inspired quotasche.
I got my kids to use "what the sense-make."
I often tell people "weclome back", but the real lines to be stuck in my head with no chance of escape are "That is not a small number! That is a BIG number!" "Computer Over!? Virus = Very Yes!? That's not a good prize!" and just about the entire segment of Homestar being stuck in the water cooler.
I use "Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined."
"Sweet GENIUS that hurt!"
Very yes is another one for me
"Very Yes" and "That's not a good prize" are part of my everyday speech, how tf is this series so quotable.
And don't forget, "And the Lappy just peed on the floor"
Jesus christ I forgot about "Delorted" and nearly spat out my tea
though its not in this video "i can do it, i will do it nine times" is my absolute favorite homestar runner quote so far to the point where i just say it constantly (i havent watched a LOT of h*r yet im pretty new to it!), but so many of these in here are so good its hard to choose one in specific. homestar runner you are forever famous
I've used that one
i can do it! i can do it nine times
yep that's something that's ingrained in my family lol. also "okay! byedebye!" (Homsar)
So glad to see people are still discovering it.
I was saving that one for about two seconds ago
"Haldo" somehow became one of my rent free brain-tenants.
There are too many though. "I'm sad that I'm flying", "Stiny, get me a danish!" and "Great jorb" barely scratch the surface.
I tell people "haldo" sometimes
"Hellote" really stuck with me.
My dad watched it with us and consistently called them ‘terlets’ when around us. He also liked to do the Strong Badman voice and call for Stiny.
I watched this just to make sure "tis ne'er er'r o're m'lo'er o' clo'er" was included.
I have all the teen girl squads pretty much memorized. I watched them so many times and I quote them all the time to myself. "Dag, yo." "Give it up for fatties big chance" "I have a crush on every boy" " 'm s'rry" are some of my faves.
Also my almost 80 year old dad still says "good jorb" all the time.
TGS wasn’t my go-to ‘toon, but “ARROW’D” and “Valentimes” are still lodg’d in my brain.
My fave is "Oh The Ugly One, you are looking so makey-outey tonite." I dream of a day where I say that to a woman and she gets the joke
"Wiggity wack?" "Nope, just regular type."
Sometimes I say “dag,yo”. Especially when playing games online.
Someone will die in Minecraft and I’ll say “Dag, yo-“
@@whistling_klutzmust followed "ARROWED!" with "PUNT!". It's the law. In Strong Badia.
One of my favorites is "sever your leg please, it's the greatest day" from "drive thru"
"They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!"
"Um, that doesn't sound free at all."
"Well then you just gotta earn 'em!"
Thanks to this website I pronounce the word striped like “stri-ped” and I wouldn’t have it any other way
For me, the two that stick in my mind the most are:
"You say tomater, I zater matermorts"
"Whoa! Free money!" (Whenever I get change)
Note to self: I need to implement "Drop a train on 'em", "You say tomatoer, I say mater-morts", "This might hurt a lot'tle", "You bwoke it", and "let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!" into my vocabulary
I sing "I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt." more frequently than I probably should.
SAME
"Alright, Edgar. Now, drop a train on 'em!"
"Aaaand the Compy... just peed the carpet."
I'm pretty sure not a day has gone by where I haven't thought about Coach Z saying "you wuz tryna jank me!"
"You're twice!"
"Gutteral utterances, or gutterances"
I use a good chunk of those in my daily life
Same
It is so prevalent in my life that key words will trigger the quotes and my wife is surprised if I do not say certain ones after hearing certain words.
"I'm sorry chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"
"What are you doing?"
"Um, did you just say 'doing'?"
"What? No. _Dooo-ing._ I said, 'What are you _dooo-ing?"_
"Oh. Well, you spelled it the same."
Some people have been fangoriusly devoured by a gelatinous monster!
Sometimes, when I'm stressed or depressed, Homestar Runner comes to me
Whispers words of wisdom,
"A bwed is a good time fo' me!"
This series has permanently damaged my ability to speak English all normal dang like.
You misspelled "improved."
Breadtangle of Pizza, refinancin', Mah chocolates! Come back! I didn't mean what I said, I can do it, I will do it nine times, wave 'o babies, hong tied, pushed down, into some snake water.
You missed a bunch man... I mean it's your head so whatevs.
"Oh hello, dripping yellow madness!" and "Uh, King? You wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper." just absolutely destroyed me! I need to binge this stuff again!
"Shinin' up a chicken in the mornin', mornin'"
"Aren't you a duck anyways?"
"I dunno, kinda remind me of a duck."
"When you spin my buzzer, it PLAYS the theme from Nightcourt starring Richard Moll. And it's custom installed."
"What are you DOING?"
"IT TASTES SO GOOD!"
"They've gotta be here around in Istanbul somewheres!"
"Looking at a thing in a bag..."
"A wagon fulla pancakes? In the champeenship? I'd like to see ya twy."
"You're a girl...or maybe a wagon...filled up with pancakes."
"In the final stages, the gums took on the appearance...and taste...of chocolate pudding."
"I'm not your dad. Or your babysitter. Or your...dadbysitter."
"Those first 400 bites of dirt were NOT SO GOOD. Maybe the next one will be BETTER. WHAT IS THIS? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROUND? This tastes like a number one jam! Hruh, huh, HAAA!"
...and many others, some of which you noted.
_"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"_
Every boss I fight in video games are referred to as some manner of "monsterm'n." I can't turn it off, it just comes out on its own.
Whenever I walk into work, and even though I’m paid above the minimum wage, I still say “time to get to minimum wagin”
Also “Blah! Something about this has to be illegal! Coach Z, you need to be in jail…somehow…for this.”
Strong Mad saying "GARBLEDINA" is another good one. Also, my mom and I have kind of an inside joke where if she asks me how long I've been standing there (or some equivalent) I'll say "oh, for about... 20 minutes?"
i miss homestar runner 😔 if there anyone ever makes another documentary about internet history THEY BETTER INCLUDE HOMESTAR RUNNER 😤😤😤
They're posting new emails at their RUclips
The series is still running
This is an almost completely different list than what I would make. Stack 'em to the heavens!
Digital... and I DIG IT ALL!
I could write a song called stack 'em to the heavens!
I'M AN ABOMINATION!! And I'm comin' to yer house after schoooooool....
@@spugintrntl I never see this one but it's still in my head
Homestar Runner has forever changed the way I pronounce "tertiary" 👄
This video would be the entire HR catalog, the whole thing is in my brain
I regret that I was born too late to watch _Homestar Runner_ when it was new, but my sides have been well and truly destroyed by this video.
hello there, my young Parson
"That's right, The Moon."
With surprisingly clean restrooms.
"Bees careful" and "Hellote" are phrases I use a lot.
"Ob'm know. Maybe eat it, kids."
"This is the first and last straw!"
“You’re twice!” definitely pops into my head at least once a week.
Sometimes I wish my best friend had more of an interest in Homestar Runner, but watching this I realize it's a blessing that she doesn't, because a not insignificant amount of my sense of humor is just homestar quotes that made their way into my everyday vocabulary...
Yes, our friends and girlfriends and boyfriends and sonfriends and daughterfriends would realize we're not insane, we're just frauds.
“I’m a song from the 60s”
“I do what I’m told”
“I was raised by a cup of coffee”
Homsar could say the stupidest thing and It’ll still be imprinted in my brain till the end of time
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
“Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up IS my get-down.”
"I'm not gonna lie to ya, that there's a healthy piece of real estate!"
--Homsar on the letter G
Rediscovering the origin of several phrase I use in daily interactions and thought I came up with as a child.
“Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longlonglomglong pants!”
"My chocolates! Come back, my chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
"Oh... I should eat a pony..."
i still think about strong sad in that fake snowman when i hear the phrase "covered bridges"
Has it ever resulted in you being pummeled by nunchucks?
I'm glad after all these years there's still people making homestar content
dripping yellow madness!!!
Damn what a throwback. The humor this website had was truly one of a kind.
are you trying to buy a house or something? (house) (pop-tart)
WHAT MOORRE DO THEY WANNT??
relinquish your pipes please fellas
"you're not a dead ficus plant." "you're so smart!
Just about everything is absurdly quoteable. Some of mine:
"Shut up lady!"
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"Have a trophy!"
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"Stripéd pants."
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"My the Cheat wants to know what your crappy toy is this week."
"It's brown."
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"Zounds! A sarsaparilla swimming hole!"
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"..TV show featuring the Cheat in a Trans Am.."
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"..your son recently exploded in a big fiery ball that was visible from space.."
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"So anyways.. Reg had the ball at the top of the key.."
I don't think I've ever seen a YT video I could relate to more.
"I'll take it! I'll take 12" has been a part of my daily lexicon for nearly 12 years
Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan.
“Heck no at all!” Is such an underrated quote. I’ve tried using it IRL but it never gets a reaction.
"sugar riddled gunshots in a crowded mall" and "sever your leg please, its the greatest day" will forever be stuck in my brain
I'd never heard "Look, you're twice" and it broke me
"Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth."
"Who ate all the mayonnaise off ma' potato salad, and HOW?!"
IT'S A PROPRIETARY TECHNIQUE I SHAN'T REVEAL
i think these quotes come out when you let the madness inside my brain talk.
For nearly a decade, I’ve started conversations with “how be’s you” lmaooo
“i’m a little rusty on my white girl gangsta” every time there’s new popular slang honestly
"What?! I'm Strong Sad. Dripping Yellow Madness moved away in fifth grade!"
Stave it off, 1 2 3!
Good gravy. I got two words for the kids raised on that: Held. Back. Repeating. The. Third. Grade. Low. Standardized. Test. Scores.
"DELOTRED!" *BeEepPh*
"I'll upset your balance, M' Lord!"
Yeah I like HR a lot man, a lot, so much it kinda confuses me, it seems too good, like on a level of its own, and I don't know what to make of it.
Juys
The sports
Tounament
All up ons
I have also used "too long, Clanky, too long" when referring to essay-long posts.
Also, I have to restrain myself from pronouncing family as "fambly". I've also used "exorbably".
"What a crockpot full of smaller crockpots"
Where is that from?
About half of these are also the Homestar Runner quotes that live rent-free in my head. “Hey juys” and “I bon’t know” in particular are the kind of quotes I sent in group chats with friends who don’t know anything about Homestar and “Those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good” is like the quintessential Stinkoman line to me.
" Aww man, diss guy" Homestar talking about senor Cardgage. I say that anytime I encounter someone I don't like.
WHAT THE HECK? Where was “ohhhhh-bee Kay-bee…..!”
i say that one so often
@@LordShrimpTyberos that’s because you’re awesome
@@jamesb6857 Tanks
That sounds rezonable
Prinicpal
Montesodium school
Forboooode
Posuuuuums
There's a halph-thyme?
Halfway to go, I have to break through this brick wall
This does not look good for
Oh another one
"Dear sir or madam. Are you alright? Do you need medical resistance?"
“Shining up a chicken in the mornin’, mornin’…”
“Tap that foot, tap that foot, old Homestar Runner, tap that foot” runs in my subconscious
Homestar Runner is one of those things i completely missed out on because i didn't have the Internet when i was young, and then when i had it, was too dumb to know how to find it. How i wish i could go back and enjoy things like it to it's full extent.
we have a really excellent Flash emulator these days called Ruffle, I'm kind of hoping the old site comes back at some point with all the old games and whatnot
I always loved ‘Crazy Go Nuts University, The Future is You.’
The Homestar quote that has stuck with me all my life is..
*TER-TIAR-Y!* 👄
Any time I ever see two of anything I flashback to Ally and Ally's sister
Surprisingly I don't have many, but one is "Ohh, what a terrible fate has bestowed with me... uh, become to me... there's a squid."
_"Owww! Those things are bad for you!"_
Wish i could afford a gallon of home star runner
It’s pretty hilarious watching the RUclips auto-captions struggle to transcribe Homestar’s dialogue
2:19 I quote this every single time I see a delicious rich looking dessert and nobody knows what I’m talking about
I used to sing that bread song whenever I call my mom's answering machine to indicate that it was me calling her. That was before caller ID and prolly when I didn't have a smartphone (now I do because, I guess, why not).
I love how varied the clips are. Some are classic and some of more recent. I guess it shows the overall quality.
i use one of these almost daily
"Can you just explain to me what you were 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 to do when this happened?"
"Well; I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall."
"Ok that tells me everything I need to know."
Homestar's bread sing-alongs live in my head forever :D
-Hey guys
-oh hello dripping yellow madness
For the record if I made compilation like this it would just be the entirety of the website.
Never-ending So-Ooda.
Oh oo Oh
Oh oo Oh
Oh oo Oh
I semi-frequently use the phrase “all up’ons”
I was once caught unknowingly singing the Polymascotformulate song. I had to both explain what it was, and why you would feed it to the baby.
They're somehow even funnier out of context. "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
This compilation made me very happy
Always singing Stave It Off
One of my favorite quotes is something like, there’s only a one letter difference between “garage sale” and “garbage sale” also, don’t say “garbage” like that, it’s like, the only joke Moms have.
his ENTIRE MOUTH
OOGITY BOOGITY! I'll scare your dad!