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  • Опубликовано: 14 авг 2019
  • "Can I poop fast enough to make it look like I just went for a really long pee?"
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  • @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334
    @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334 4 года назад +3989

    Yo Shayan looks like he's going through puberty all over again 😂

    • @samyuktharamesh26
      @samyuktharamesh26 4 года назад +60

      Your username is everything haha

    • @rjmb0ra
      @rjmb0ra 4 года назад +33

      That username broo😂

    • @MadhurimaNeogy
      @MadhurimaNeogy 4 года назад +23

      Your pfp and username is....damn good..🤣🤣🤣

    • @lakshitatiwari4814
      @lakshitatiwari4814 4 года назад +14

      That name

    • @ankitaghosh2193
      @ankitaghosh2193 4 года назад +11

      Dude... 😂... Namjoon still hasnt found out his tiddies🤣

  • @RoyBoyShay
    @RoyBoyShay 4 года назад +3146

    Just wanted to drop by to confirm that the bag I'm using in this video is, indeed, a mature one.

  • @brownhopper
    @brownhopper 4 года назад +2535

    Shayan are you trying to look MATURE? with MATURE bag? 😂🤣

    • @brownhopper
      @brownhopper 4 года назад +23

      Dearest @Alka Soli Prakash, I know it's public holiday but not for brain.. ;)
      #punintended #viralvideo #matureboyvaibhav

    • @Pandathinks
      @Pandathinks 4 года назад +1

      Shutup jay!

    • @brownhopper
      @brownhopper 4 года назад +6

      @Alka Soli Prakash ulu lu lu... Bura laga baby ko.... Go watch pogo... Shinchan will make you laugh...

    • @brownhopper
      @brownhopper 4 года назад +1

      @@Pandathinks hmm... I find army there! Let's bring it on...

    • @yatogami7393
      @yatogami7393 4 года назад +3

      @@Pandathinks what shutup , it's clearly a joke , why can't u chill

  • @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334
    @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334 4 года назад +1372

    Anyone else noticed that he forgot his phone?

  • @Potato-db3qw
    @Potato-db3qw 4 года назад +915

    “Serial poopist”
    Shayan 2019😂

  • @malavikathampi3484
    @malavikathampi3484 4 года назад +243

    Director : How serious do you want this video to be?
    Shayan : YES

  • @sumaitahussein1994
    @sumaitahussein1994 4 года назад +393

    Missed seeing shayan in videos so much. Glad he is back 😁
    "I am a serial poopist "
    I just died there 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-os7be5zn7i
    @user-os7be5zn7i 4 года назад +604

    Shayan's wearing a mature bag!

    • @chinakababa6680
      @chinakababa6680 4 года назад +1

      OMG hiiii

    • @nehapuraswani6915
      @nehapuraswani6915 4 года назад +1

      That's the first thing I noticed😂😂

    • @timewastermohanty
      @timewastermohanty 4 года назад +1

      Since he himself looks like 15 year old he wanted something to balance it out.

    • @booorredddd
      @booorredddd 4 года назад +4

      Omg...I love your account💜

    • @diamentesices9317
      @diamentesices9317 4 года назад +1

      @@booorredddd why do I relate so hard to your acc name😂😂

  • @nairobinair5423
    @nairobinair5423 4 года назад +272

    Shayan: First day pe late kaun hota hei
    Me: did i even have a job?

  • @jxshua7187
    @jxshua7187 3 года назад +45

    Shayan: Why don't we take the vid of the participant screaming and remix it into a music video
    Yashraj Mukhate : Mai kya karu??? Job chod du?

  • @sanjanashah6675
    @sanjanashah6675 4 года назад +441

    This is misguiding!!
    He had the mature bag.. people should have been falling at his feet!!
    Why you do this Buzzfeed?

  • @nehapuraswani6915
    @nehapuraswani6915 4 года назад +204

    I started my first job last week.
    They provided me a PC which had my name as the user name. I found that sweet. But the thing was, that was all they provided. I did not have the password to access the system. I was looking everywhere ke koi toh password bata do!! But everyone was busy with their work.

    • @mishmishafroj7291
      @mishmishafroj7291 4 года назад +5

      Then who gave you the password?

    • @nehapuraswani6915
      @nehapuraswani6915 4 года назад +20

      @@mishmishafroj7291 one of my friends, who was sitting 2 places to my left was facing the same situation. He got it from IDK where and told me.
      First days are so overrated. All I did that day was stare at the computer.

    • @medhanaturotherapyonline6315
      @medhanaturotherapyonline6315 4 года назад +1

      😂

  • @mahirahassan1625
    @mahirahassan1625 4 года назад +174

    "Ok she hates me......"😂
    "Ready for take off"😂

  • @meh6131
    @meh6131 4 года назад +27

    First day at school/college/uni/office, basically anywhere is always awkward unless you already knew a few people.

  • @bhambritan
    @bhambritan 4 года назад +44

    He starts a new job and I still can’t get out of my old one. Someone please help me get fired !

  • @poolbhai1220
    @poolbhai1220 4 года назад +93

    *"Ah yes, I concur"* ~ Shayan 2019

  • @reuvelyne
    @reuvelyne 4 года назад +26

    Watching this made me remember my perspectives about jobs.. i mean, i did my internship at some media company too and i was so pressured. I am now a fresh grad and I look for a company to apply but still the pressure and unconfidence is there..
    I am amazed by Shayan, like if he is really this calm and not pressured, not nervous at work, then it is amazing.

  • @aadityakumar3692
    @aadityakumar3692 4 года назад +23

    He forgot his phone on the table

  • @Puja_Ranadive
    @Puja_Ranadive 4 года назад +57

    Lol that girl is literally sleeping 😂😂😂
    This is so funny

  • @jasleenmarwah8
    @jasleenmarwah8 4 года назад +20

    Why did he left the office leaving behind phone, laptop and headphones on the desk..... ????

  • @blackandalittleyellow
    @blackandalittleyellow 3 года назад +17

    Shayan's first day actually would be an icebreaker with a bad pun and everyone would roll their eyes and be like he's the one

  • @pratiksha7432
    @pratiksha7432 4 года назад +9

    i think few of us realise how just a simple greet can make someone else’s day
    it’s so simple yet so important ✨

  • @hemakshibajpai9414
    @hemakshibajpai9414 4 года назад +78

    6:46
    "wHaT A mAtUrE bAG sHAyaN!"
    *Mature Bag Spotted*

  • @crispache9450
    @crispache9450 4 года назад +50

    Shayan should've been going to a new school, but okay.

  • @genevaeram
    @genevaeram 4 года назад +16

    "Serial Poopist" seriously😂😂😂

  • @mahima2222
    @mahima2222 4 года назад +21

    Shayan you left your phone in the office on your first day

  • @mannatkapoor812
    @mannatkapoor812 4 года назад +218

    So shayan was an intern all this while..... 🤔🤔

  • @gazalpreetkaur3173
    @gazalpreetkaur3173 4 года назад +17

    Carrying the mature bag, but left the phone on the desk, what yaar Shayan.

  • @AthenaNUB
    @AthenaNUB 4 года назад +57

    He didn't even take his phone when he left for the sandwich guy. Seems like someone's coming back to his desk. :>

  • @ItsNiksHere
    @ItsNiksHere 4 года назад +111

    1:23 reminded me of Ross “I haven’t had sex in a very long time” 😂😂😂

    • @hamanijam
      @hamanijam 4 года назад +1

      Friends fan 😄

    • @shraddhasrivastava2406
      @shraddhasrivastava2406 4 года назад +1

      " yeah you really shouldn't have said anything"😆😂🤣

    • @Koreanharshita
      @Koreanharshita 4 года назад

      There were more of friends references...like smoking to get along with ( Chandler)

    • @habibiX69
      @habibiX69 4 года назад

      Joey ( actor)

    • @sudhashukla3564
      @sudhashukla3564 3 года назад

      @@Koreanharshita that was rachel, not Chandler😂

  • @debrupendugupta232
    @debrupendugupta232 4 года назад +88

    Where is Shrishti?
    Oh wait...Netflix India employed her
    Edit: I changed 'bought' to 'employed' cause yes, the former is a derogatory term.

  • @swatippetkar899
    @swatippetkar899 3 года назад +8

    6:54 (after watching full video)
    Me-Shayan forgot the phone at office

  • @arshadrahman9813
    @arshadrahman9813 4 года назад +17

    People are talking about mature bag ... I am here being like what does that even mean

  • @shreyachand8442
    @shreyachand8442 4 года назад +23

    This couldn't have come at a better time. Loved it

  • @Manojkumar-ie5cn
    @Manojkumar-ie5cn 2 года назад +5

    But we should appreciate Shreya for sleeping with such confidence🙂

  • @nopenoted405
    @nopenoted405 4 года назад +23

    a great way to show us around the Buzzfeed office 😁🙂 awesome first day video, spot on! 😊

  • @akonluvsu
    @akonluvsu 4 года назад +73

    Shayan isn't a fetus anymore 😍❤️

  • @veditakapoor9698
    @veditakapoor9698 4 года назад +12

    He forgot his phone at the end of the vedio....
    AND the mature bag....👏👏👏

  • @nageetachander3428
    @nageetachander3428 4 года назад +3

    Last scene was very relatable to my office days. I really miss my old office.

  • @swathinair508
    @swathinair508 4 года назад +13

    You forgot your phone and
    HEADPHONE!

  • @rakshithamaiya209
    @rakshithamaiya209 4 года назад +8

    I lost it when he said,"serial poopist"😂😂

  • @barnanahemopravasarkar4387
    @barnanahemopravasarkar4387 4 года назад +4

    Wow...I start my new job next week and since it isn't something I have done before, I am extremely nervous. This will help.

  • @kratisaxena6938
    @kratisaxena6938 4 года назад +177

    My any day at work
    My mantra- don’t talk, do you work and leave
    #IntrovertLife

    • @blackshadow7520
      @blackshadow7520 4 года назад +5

      Your*

    • @danksbrother
      @danksbrother 4 года назад +2

      krati saxena y’all introvert suck

    • @AshishRaiprofile
      @AshishRaiprofile 4 года назад +6

      @@danksbrother introvert suck because extroverts can't handle Awesomeness and ambiverts are just confused extroverts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @msrikavya9651
      @msrikavya9651 3 года назад +2

      ...live a robot life

    • @finnyass1407
      @finnyass1407 3 года назад +1

      @@danksbrother actually u suck

  • @rekhashrimali6254
    @rekhashrimali6254 4 года назад +5

    That lanchu lanchu and mastu was amaze.....😂😂😂😂

  • @Monica_Elangovan
    @Monica_Elangovan 4 года назад +21

    I'm starting my job from 19 August damn i bought the exact same mature bag like you shayan 🤣 wish me luck 😅

  • @yashasvi886
    @yashasvi886 3 года назад +3

    4:41 Yashraj Mukhate taking notes.....

  • @navinpujari4119
    @navinpujari4119 4 года назад +6

    Woah First Day Shayan making mature first impressions with his Mature Bag 🤣

  • @muhammadshujaatpatel8815
    @muhammadshujaatpatel8815 4 года назад +3

    Thank God I always express my ideas as soon as I get one in my mind

  • @RohinBajaj
    @RohinBajaj 4 года назад +3

    Honestly, one of the best videos!

  • @youtubechhattisgarh6915
    @youtubechhattisgarh6915 4 года назад +4

    You guy's nailed it every time.

  • @amishasharma4480
    @amishasharma4480 4 года назад +8

    3:43 reminds me of Rachel from friends

  • @bliss7757
    @bliss7757 4 года назад +3

    The ending as just...aaaaaaaaw♥

  • @ashaagarwal4307
    @ashaagarwal4307 4 года назад +3

    I WISH IT NEVER ENDED

  • @lathasudheer3812
    @lathasudheer3812 4 года назад +1

    Shayan literally just left his phone
    just looove your videos there so entertaining

  • @soumikdas6326
    @soumikdas6326 4 года назад +6

    Serious question now!
    WHERE IS THE APPLICATION FORM? WANNA JOIN THAT COMPANY

  • @unnameduser8261
    @unnameduser8261 4 года назад +8

    Happy Independence Day to BuzzFeed India. Jai Hind 🇮🇳

  • @nishitasaikia1836
    @nishitasaikia1836 4 года назад +3

    Shayan's smile😍❤❤❤❤❤

  • @jainasampat284
    @jainasampat284 4 года назад +15

    It is so awkward that I feel awkward while even watching it😂😂

  • @flareneos
    @flareneos 2 года назад

    “Wow, she is straight up asleep”, that one got me.

  • @simran_nahipaltegi
    @simran_nahipaltegi 4 года назад +18

    I'm 16 and Shayan still looks younger than me.

  • @tunueatingshow8652
    @tunueatingshow8652 4 года назад +6

    Oh god. Yesterday was my first day at work. And this is totally relatable

  • @aakashjain1691
    @aakashjain1691 4 года назад +2

    when you have watched too many friends.

  • @yazee08
    @yazee08 3 года назад +2

    He left his phone at his desk before leaving office!😂

  • @anammaniar2571
    @anammaniar2571 4 года назад +7

    In this video, he is looking like sachin pilgaonkar

  • @hijaabzehra8886
    @hijaabzehra8886 4 года назад +1

    Shayan forgot his all stuf in the end 😂 & he is pickup only his empty bag no phone no laptop wow 😃

  • @suruchiarora457
    @suruchiarora457 4 года назад +1

    When he's got that mature bag
    10/10

  • @vaishnavithakur2557
    @vaishnavithakur2557 4 года назад +2

    I guess shayan had the mature backpack

  • @divyabhargav8766
    @divyabhargav8766 4 года назад +1

    This is a every day struggle for me

  • @priya-mp1nm
    @priya-mp1nm 4 года назад

    I couldn’t help but notice Shayan carrying the “mature bag”🤣🤣

  • @victorinefernandes7057
    @victorinefernandes7057 4 года назад +4

    Why did I feel more awkward than Shayan in this video

  • @pohenechowdhury4015
    @pohenechowdhury4015 4 года назад +2

    Shayan forgot his phone on the table!

  • @stephenlotha
    @stephenlotha 4 года назад +1

    Aw it took a queen to turn it around for Shayan:)

  • @abiasheikh955
    @abiasheikh955 4 года назад

    the workspace looks so comfortable and homey

  • @akshatha8978
    @akshatha8978 4 года назад +3

    He forgot to pick up his cell phone..lollol

  • @harshithabharadwaj5040
    @harshithabharadwaj5040 4 года назад +17

    Oh my god calling you 1hr early so legit true😂😂

  • @davidakumih7801
    @davidakumih7801 2 года назад +1

    I needed this because I start my new job on Thursday 😂😂😂

  • @madhaviguruprasad6265
    @madhaviguruprasad6265 4 года назад +3

    The last scene was the best 😌

  • @hajra637
    @hajra637 3 года назад +1

    The bathroom part is so funny I think that would be me too😂😂😂like saying the dumbest things just to have a chat

  • @mondiramaji791
    @mondiramaji791 4 года назад +2

    Thank you. Now I won't make those mistakes on my first job.
    If I remember them, that is.

  • @SK-ct3nb
    @SK-ct3nb 3 года назад +1

    "Are yaar sab jal gayee"
    Aniket: And I took that personally...

  • @famousfive96
    @famousfive96 4 года назад +1

    This was ssoooo like my first day at work... 😂😂

  • @purnimaagrawal2751
    @purnimaagrawal2751 4 года назад +5

    There is lol on his laptop😀😀

  • @aayesharane
    @aayesharane 4 года назад +1

    Someone just left his/her phone on the table

  • @Groppy
    @Groppy 2 года назад

    "lemme pack my bag"
    leaves his laptop,headphones and phone at the table and leaves with an empty bag

  • @pavithrabalasubramanian7344
    @pavithrabalasubramanian7344 2 года назад

    I have heard of serial killer...but serial poopist made me roll on the floor with laughter

  • @VallariSharma
    @VallariSharma 4 года назад +1

    Oh god I really needed this

  • @shivamsehgal3391
    @shivamsehgal3391 4 года назад +1

    That mature bag though.... 😂

  • @prash9650
    @prash9650 4 года назад

    The last part was awesome!!

  • @sumitkothari17
    @sumitkothari17 4 года назад +16

    Man the job sounds interesting though

  • @Elahimisba
    @Elahimisba 4 года назад +3

    My first day of work was 3 years before horrible experience for 6 months. Then changed my work place and yes it was a good start😄. Know working at third place. Your start should be good can relate 😂

  • @daksh.u2120
    @daksh.u2120 4 года назад +1

    That mature bag though

  • @lorettagrey7383
    @lorettagrey7383 3 года назад +1

    There was a prayer going on in my house when I was watching this and there I was laughing at the poop thing for 5 mins straight 😂😂

  • @arushibhattacharya2143
    @arushibhattacharya2143 4 года назад +1

    Also saying "achha listen" cuz you don't remember the names of people. LOL I relate so hard I've been doing it since I just started college.

  • @samapika19
    @samapika19 4 года назад +1

    Shayan you forgot your phone on the desk.

  • @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334
    @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334 4 года назад +47

    Notification squad, where you at?!

  • @thunderbolt2184
    @thunderbolt2184 4 года назад +6

    5:04 Vidddyo like what😆

  • @meschawlkokab6599
    @meschawlkokab6599 4 года назад +3

    Why on earth did he just leave his phone at the desk? 😂

  • @aryankhandelwal6670
    @aryankhandelwal6670 3 года назад +1

    why was this my fav video of BuzzFeed India? XD

  • @riddhi4050
    @riddhi4050 4 года назад +6

    I went 2 hours early for my first day at work...still was nervous dat m late 🤷‍♀️

  • @alyssariya4674
    @alyssariya4674 4 года назад +1

    Shayan with his mature bag 😂