16:55 Anyone else have mutant parents who suddenly developed x-ray vision to see when you were rolling your eyes with your back turned...from two rooms away?😁
Mine could see past the living room wall down the hall and into my bedroom and see the exact moment I'd turn around and stick out my tongue, cause she'd suddenly yell " and put that tongue back in your mouth". Still not sure how she timed it so well.
I lived many of these comments, even though I am male. I was the stay at home parent. I felt we needed a temporary third adult in the house. When my wife got home from work, she needed to decompress from her stressful job, and I needed to decompress from mine too. We made due with humor and love.
3:50 points out the basic problem with fitness influencers. they're fit and healthy because they are in their 20's. They don't actually have any formal qualifications just youth.
We can all agree on the Financial Drain - and for those who didn't know better - it will get worse by the years. Come studenthood, you are turning the pennies.
When my kids were small I set up a system of reflective surfaces and mirrors so I could unobtrusively keep an eye on them without them seeing me. Worked so well one of my kids called me Magic Mommy.
Yup, once walked 5 miles to the club in high heels because my car wouldn’t start and I didn’t have enough money for a cab, danced all night and walked home. Kids today got nothing on us.
We did something like this. When our son was small he had a seemingly endless energy. When we were out and about and wanted a break from trying to keep up or just trying to keep the energy ball occupied . We would locate a suitable object a small ways off. You know you're pretty fast. I wonder how fast you are. Why don't you run over to that... tree, sign, etc etc. He'd take off running. Off and back. We'd look at each other and say 'that was pretty fast, but I'm sure I've seen you go faster'. Very enthusiastic response from that kid. Off he'd go and back he came. Off and back. The distances weren't great. Probably did a loop in under ten seconds. Pretty soon he'd be tuckered. Everybody won. We'd get a sort of break. And he'd get a fine sense of accomplishment.
The kid that's hardest to raise, will be your bestie once they grow up. That's what my Mom's best friend told her when Mom was trying to raise me, and it worked out.
I was about 15 the day my mom shook her finger in my face and shouted, “someday you’re going to have a child JUST LIKE YOU!” Guess what, she was right. Now in her early twenties that child is one of my best friends. We made it through the teenage years reasonably okay.
I do not have kids , but I still laughed my a-- off on every single one...I remember my cousin one time saying " I use to look at these mothers grocery shopping and their yelling at their kids and was so judgmental, now that i have kids, I totally get it "
@@honeybadgerismeSadly not as easy as that. They're strict about who kids go to and even then they may not have it right. Plus i'm in no position to give someone a home. Wish I was.
I really enjoyed watching this. Soooo many resonated with me. I did, almost, read out some to the other half, but knew there wouldn’t be a response. How I miss my much loved best friend who died last year, SHE would have appreciated these for sure.
My friend had triplets - 3 boys, 2 identical, one not so. She created a handout along those lines - No, I didn't have fertility drugs, it just happened. Yes, I do get through a lot of nappies. Yes, I had a Caesarian. I don't think they would have got out otherwise. And this was 30 years ago.... because people asked dumb questions then as much as they do now!!
@@jayeclements6452 My mother was the WORST when it came to someone else's twins, I had to physically block her path to the poor twin mum who looked so broken over her kids. There were times I got a grateful look and even once heart shaped hands as my mother's attention was now angrily on me saying I wasn't maternal enough to understand, how the babies were so cute etc etc etc. She would literally yap for hours on end about absolutely nothing wasting the poor mother's time who was already running on empty and a hair wire timeline.
1:14 Me every time the kids came down with a stomach virus, because I was ALWAYS the next one to get clobbered with it, and getting it for three times as long as they did didn’t help! 12:15 Mark Twain said it well too: “Sufficient unto the day is one baby. But as long as you’re in your right mind, don’t you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot. And there isn’t much difference between triplets and an insurrection!” The same can be said of siblings born years apart. I have two, ages 17 and 22, and I swore when they were younger that they were the spawn of Hurricane Katrina!
@@barbarajoyce6424 I sure as hell didn’t wish to _ALWAYS_ be the one on vomit clean-up! Puke was my kryptonite before, but after years of cleaning up when my kids got sick (and then always catching their viruses myself afterwards!), I _still_ get the heebie-jo-jeebies when I hear that there’s a norovirus going around!
My youngest was 46 ,to-day .When he was leaving ,to go home ,he gave me a hug and a kiss.When we got to the front door he said did I,hug and kiss you ?I,said welcome to my world .We are now on an even par .
I could say something fresh and usually got some kind push back BUT when I rolled my eyes , punishment came with that..... My father did not play when I did the dismissive eye roll
Oh my! Thank you from a mom who raised her kids a little differently from today, all of us hoping for the same outcomes but I swear not with this much humour! Most of you turned out pretty good! So many good laughs like the orangutan one!
Just 2 comments: 1). Childbirth is not as beautiful as naturists make you think it is. 2). Yes, the minute you say, “when I have a kid, they’ll never do that!” They will, in fact, do it x 10!
The twins holding up signs.... Yes every twin parent gets the same questions, over and over and over again. My twins were a boy and a girl, I could literally dress them in pink and blue and people would still go AWWWW are they boys or girls??
Seeing the monkey, remember watching a mum dragging her son off the playground at a holiday camp, saying when I say its time to go, its time to go, two minutes he was back with dad. Mum chasing after saying no, dad then turns round and said, oh he's said he hasn't been here at all today.
15:19 One day we realized we couldn't hear my sister's kids. We discovered they weren't in the house or the yard. My brother found them down the road at the neighborhood stables, visiting the horses.
1:25 yikes! That happened to my son! His bride invited him to her 7 birthday, 35 mi away. After, her mother said the 2 closeted themselves to the side and ignored the party! She didn't want them to see each other again til they were 16.
I so feel for the auntie (the one who did not ask for a little person to love to the end of the world). That was me 34 years ago. I had four of those until I had my first. Five when I had my second. And about a year ago the second of those five had a little person that my eldest one did not ask for. However, I believe that this particular little person has saved my own little persons life. She was suicidal a year ago. Having cared for that little person as a nanny, she is no longer suicidal.
When my sister got her first baby, I volunteered for a day in the weekend every now and then, so they could have some rest. My brother in law wouldn't have it. Had read somewhere, that it was bad for children under 4 years old. Over 30 years later, I hardly know my nephews and they utterly hate their father for being controlling.
@@gardenjoy5223 So stupid of him. Children need people who love them and who will be there long term. They do not care who (friends or distant relatives or close relatives) these people are, nor do they really care if there are two or ten. (I believe it is better for them to have ten doting people than two - for several reasons.) It only means that they are and feel safe with more people than their actual parents. A recent study showed that in "primitive" societies, children are passed around among relatives and friends several times an hour (because the mother needs to chop vegetables or go to the "loo" (or whatever they have) and so on).
If you don’t like the music: silence your phone. In most phones it’s on the left side (looking at the screen). For those who find it necessary to correct others: I was unaware this was an English essay. To the video sharer: awesome montage. Keep up the hilarious work. I am biologically without children, but I have children and this was very relatable ❤
The mood ring.... OH... I think I need to send this to my brother..... whose wife brought him home divorce papers and presented it to him on their 25th anniversary!! She had forgot and when he said to her "Well that is a NICE happy anniversary present"... she innocently replied "Oh.... Happy Anniversary!" ... because she'd really HAD forgot the date!!! LMBO!!! That was almost 10 years ago and my jerk brother still hasn't moved out.... but she has an eviction in the works and he doesn't know it yet!! Should be fun because he will be living in his car because he has refused to go get a FULL time job since his job at HP ended 12 years ago... hence the divorce papers in the first place! (Truly intelligent guy with no common sense whatsoever.)
I don't even have kids (not anti-child though) but as always these kids and parents stories are hysterical. 7:19 Yes, it is indeed a lifelong thing. 😂 17:25 Umm... this was not me, not even as an adult.... *runs away*
The one at 14:47 REAKS of male privilege. Mothers "hang out" with their children constantly. Mothers RARELY get time to themselves just to work out- they usually have to take their kids along. But a father takes his kid along with him ONCE and it's the best day of the kids whole life. And he thinks he's a big hero. 🙄 Yes, it does feel good that your children love spending time with you- so you should do it more often, fathers!!! You don't need to buy a pony, you just need to keep spending time with your kids!!!
Sooo the rolling eyes… yep mom definitely took care of mine when she slammed the door in my face. I wonder how she saw me through the crack in the closet that I was sitting in and if she knew how close my face actually was to the door. Only black eye I ever got…
I've found out from my kids (now in their teens and older) that I always had a 'look'. Apparently all I had to do was look at them and they instantly knew they'd better not attempt whatever it was they were contemplating.
06:16 - Proof that the brain, once it starts processing knowledge full time, needs little to nicely spaced out sleep. 13:16 - Eeehhhh....the opinion has shifted again to the top picture. 14:48 - As a gift or so you don't have to run like this again? 15:16 - Also applies to puppies being housetrained.
Ya, my DAD told me I was the best shirt ironer on the planet! I too, was advanced in age & thousands of shirts ironed, when It dawned on me the play!! hahaha Wish he was here to buffalo me some more!! hahaha
yeah idk why y’all are laughing at the mood ring. she’s saying she’s punching him in the head when she’s mad. that’s domestic violence. it’s not funny.
Not quite, when I was visiting family in another state, my niece when she was about one or two years old ( I can’t remember the exact age she was at the moment) flat out looked at me and said “you’re dead” or at least that’s what it sounded like to both me and her parents.😅😅😅😅 we were laughing pretty hard when she said that.
@@levirobertson8229 A simple two-word phrase learnt from repeated hearings versus a complicated twelve-word sentence? There's a longer rebuttal, but I'm going to stick with this being bulldust. No three-year old said that.
I guarantee that it is possible. They repeat what they hear and the clever ones know when to use it in the correct context. I had such a three year old.
17:38 This appears to be using a definition of "tangent" I was unaware of. Also, she was probably trying for "nauseous", but that's still wrong; it should be "nauseated".
It's said, that they want them because they LOVE them. Or something like that. Didn't you hear that before? You are totally free to not want them. But you are rude as ef to want to deny others the pleasures of motherhood, just because you don't want it. BRAT. Glad You don't reproduce!
Ummm, because we want to? MOST people want children that’s why the childless speak up in these discussions to ensure that their values aren’t downplayed or vilified. You are in the minority.
Right? Whenever I hear a parent whining about how they're always tired, broke and dirty, I just wipe my tears with the pile of money I'm saving by not having kids and then go home to my quiet home and sleep like ... well, a baby.
Now that your inner snarkyhood has come out, would you call all of the dads who walked out on their kids, who refuse to support their own flesh and blood, who bitch because they have to spend 2 or 4 days a month with their kids (or let the new 18 year old girlfriend babysit) and who gripe because they don't want to be adults? Thanks ever so, Ms. Dumas. Note: the name I used in my last sentence was sarcastic, not a typo.
@@cynthiaoconnor7185 Interesting that you assume we're talking about single moms and not married parents, but do go on. If you cry loud enough maybe your dad will finally come back with that gallon of milk.
That's to bad , that ugly word was probably the best word ever invented in fact they should have the person who came up with that be a national holiday..It is not an ugly word it is a sentence enhancer !!!!! I'm sure they will be sad to lose you (not being sarcastic) but you have to do what you have to do.. Have a F'EN FANTASTIC. NIGHT
@@kristinholsapple2587you know? You're more than entitled to think whatever you want. F.U.C.K. is in fact an acronym for "Fornication Under Consent of the King" in bold letters on top of the brothel houses in England. So if you're ok with that, more power to you. I AM NOT!
16:55 Anyone else have mutant parents who suddenly developed x-ray vision to see when you were rolling your eyes with your back turned...from two rooms away?😁
I learned how to dive because of my mom:
Under the kitchen table, into the cabinets, under the sofa.🤣🤣🤣
Mine could see past the living room wall down the hall and into my bedroom and see the exact moment I'd turn around and stick out my tongue, cause she'd suddenly yell " and put that tongue back in your mouth". Still not sure how she timed it so well.
They didn't suddenly develop that x-ray vision, they suddenly remembered what they did when they were that age! 😁
I used to 😂
Yep!
The mood ring was the best. LOL.
I agree!!
domestic violence is funny?
@@lastmanstanding5423 Your sense of humour must make you a barrel of laughs at a party! Get over yourself>
@@JudithHicks-j7k I'm good looking... and good looking people don't need a sense of humor. ;)
But regardless... domestic violence jokes are not funny.
I lived many of these comments, even though I am male. I was the stay at home parent. I felt we needed a temporary third adult in the house. When my wife got home from work, she needed to decompress from her stressful job, and I needed to decompress from mine too. We made due with humor and love.
Yes, plenty of us dads do a lot of the things mentioned in this video as 'mum exclusive'.
The mood ring! I'm dying here.
That was a good one allright!
I'm cracking up with you!
Yep! That was pretty funny! 🤣🤣🤣
Me too 🙂
😂 Super hilarious!!😂
Tranquilizer darts? The new "mother's little helper."
Well they could bring back original recipe coca-cola.
3:50 points out the basic problem with fitness influencers. they're fit and healthy because they are in their 20's. They don't actually have any formal qualifications just youth.
I just forget to eat. Unless my roommates hand me food. I’m basically the family dog…
Love it! Truly funny. "Yes, Financial Drain." 💯💣
We can all agree on the Financial Drain - and for those who didn't know better - it will get worse by the years. Come studenthood, you are turning the pennies.
I am not even a mom,but this is sheer genius!Gotta share.
When my kids were small I set up a system of reflective surfaces and mirrors so I could unobtrusively keep an eye on them without them seeing me. Worked so well one of my kids called me Magic Mommy.
When my son was five years old, I had him convinced I could see through walls. They have no idea how predictable they are!
12:50 😂 Uncle Fester in a heart shaped apron trying to be the "fun Mom"! Bless his heart! He's really trying.😅
Loved these!! Totally relatable!! Super hilarious!! 😂😂😂❤
Yup, once walked 5 miles to the club in high heels because my car wouldn’t start and I didn’t have enough money for a cab, danced all night and walked home. Kids today got nothing on us.
Amen
When I think about the years I walked 10 blocks to and from the office in Chicago. In 3” heels. Didnt bother me a bit.
We did something like this. When our son was small he had a seemingly endless energy. When we were out and about and wanted a break from trying to keep up or just trying to keep the energy ball occupied . We would locate a suitable object a small ways off. You know you're pretty fast. I wonder how fast you are. Why don't you run over to that... tree, sign, etc etc. He'd take off running. Off and back. We'd look at each other and say 'that was pretty fast, but I'm sure I've seen you go faster'. Very enthusiastic response from that kid. Off he'd go and back he came. Off and back. The distances weren't great. Probably did a loop in under ten seconds. Pretty soon he'd be tuckered. Everybody won. We'd get a sort of break. And he'd get a fine sense of accomplishment.
this is such an awesome parenting tip
Mom: Wipe that look off your face. Me: What look? I don’t have a look on my face. Mom: THAT look.
Mood ring all day. Thanks
The kid that's hardest to raise, will be your bestie once they grow up.
That's what my Mom's best friend told her when Mom was trying to raise me, and it worked out.
I was about 15 the day my mom shook her finger in my face and shouted, “someday you’re going to have a child JUST LIKE YOU!” Guess what, she was right. Now in her early twenties that child is one of my best friends. We made it through the teenage years reasonably okay.
No, mine turned out to be narcissists
I do not have kids , but I still laughed my a-- off on every single one...I remember my cousin one time saying " I use to look at these mothers grocery shopping and their yelling at their kids and was so judgmental, now that i have kids, I totally get it "
This is the funniest and most accurate montage ever. Case closed!
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!
16:54 Add to those "You gonna cry? I'll give you something to cry FOR!"
I'm childfree and I think this is funny
Where’s that Freakin mood ring…
Well, if you ever want kids-there's plenty out there with no homes at all! Then you can be just as exhausted as we are🎉!
@@honeybadgerismeSadly not as easy as that. They're strict about who kids go to and even then they may not have it right.
Plus i'm in no position to give someone a home. Wish I was.
@@spacecat3198 No worries, just jealously teasing a bit!
@@honeybadgerisme Ahh ok. Honestly though my sister wants to give a kid a good home, would be great to be an aunty. Hope she makes it.
I really enjoyed watching this. Soooo many resonated with me. I did, almost, read out some to the other half, but knew there wouldn’t be a response. How I miss my much loved best friend who died last year, SHE would have appreciated these for sure.
LOVE the twin post😂
Classic
My friend had triplets - 3 boys, 2 identical, one not so. She created a handout along those lines - No, I didn't have fertility drugs, it just happened. Yes, I do get through a lot of nappies. Yes, I had a Caesarian. I don't think they would have got out otherwise. And this was 30 years ago.... because people asked dumb questions then as much as they do now!!
@@jayeclements6452 My mother was the WORST when it came to someone else's twins, I had to physically block her path to the poor twin mum who looked so broken over her kids.
There were times I got a grateful look and even once heart shaped hands as my mother's attention was now angrily on me saying I wasn't maternal enough to understand, how the babies were so cute etc etc etc.
She would literally yap for hours on end about absolutely nothing wasting the poor mother's time who was already running on empty and a hair wire timeline.
@@jayeclements6452I have a boy twin and people STILL ask if we are identical!
When the kids are quiet find out why.
There’s so many here. Double thumbs up!
OMG…I’m laughing cause I get to be grandma now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mee too! Can’t wait! blessings!
1:14 Me every time the kids came down with a stomach virus, because I was ALWAYS the next one to get clobbered with it, and getting it for three times as long as they did didn’t help!
12:15 Mark Twain said it well too: “Sufficient unto the day is one baby. But as long as you’re in your right mind, don’t you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot. And there isn’t much difference between triplets and an insurrection!”
The same can be said of siblings born years apart. I have two, ages 17 and 22, and I swore when they were younger that they were the spawn of Hurricane Katrina!
be careful what you wish for, you may get it
@@barbarajoyce6424 I sure as hell didn’t wish to _ALWAYS_ be the one on vomit clean-up! Puke was my kryptonite before, but after years of cleaning up when my kids got sick (and then always catching their viruses myself afterwards!), I _still_ get the heebie-jo-jeebies when I hear that there’s a norovirus going around!
thats why being a sahm was the best never lost the immunity to my kids so they could all get sick but I never did
My youngest was 46 ,to-day .When he was leaving ,to go home ,he gave me a hug and a kiss.When we got to the front door he said did I,hug and kiss you ?I,said welcome to my world .We are now on an even par .
My daughter with her toddler ,said : i know people eat a kg of dirt in a life time ,but no one said it was All in the first year of their lives, 😂
Oh, yeah...... "Wipe that look..." and the eye roll. Yup.
I could say something fresh and usually got some kind push back BUT when I rolled my eyes , punishment came with that..... My father did not play when I did the dismissive eye roll
Oh my! Thank you from a mom who raised her kids a little differently from today, all of us hoping for the same outcomes but I swear not with this much humour! Most of you turned out pretty good! So many good laughs like the orangutan one!
That was a good hilarious montage ❤❤
These are too funny 🙏🏻💗😂😂😂
My kids were about 8 when they discovered I didn't really have eyes in the back of my head under my hair. Ahh the good old days, lol.
I could also hear the grass grow.😀
Absolutely brightened my Sunday! Thank you so much.
Omg.... the mood ring! LMAO! I'm rolling...🤣
5:53 what a reminder!
This whole thing!!
I'm dying!!!
Thank you! I seen myself in many of those stories….especially the rolling of your eyes one!_lol
Just 2 comments:
1). Childbirth is not as beautiful as naturists make you think it is.
2). Yes, the minute you say, “when I have a kid, they’ll never do that!” They will, in fact, do it x 10!
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver….😂
1:47 This. Hit very close to home. Ha.
I really needed those laughs!
Sooo good…so right on…😂
The twins holding up signs.... Yes every twin parent gets the same questions, over and over and over again. My twins were a boy and a girl, I could literally dress them in pink and blue and people would still go AWWWW are they boys or girls??
People say ask if my brother and I are identical. Go figure.
Seeing the monkey, remember watching a mum dragging her son off the playground at a holiday camp, saying when I say its time to go, its time to go, two minutes he was back with dad. Mum chasing after saying no, dad then turns round and said, oh he's said he hasn't been here at all today.
I love the story of the mood ring….
15:19 One day we realized we couldn't hear my sister's kids. We discovered they weren't in the house or the yard. My brother found them down the road at the neighborhood stables, visiting the horses.
@8:19 That was so wholesome!
😂😂😂😂 mood ring my favorite
Yep, the mood ring!
I thought blue was happy 😂
Hell yeah I’m going to buy myself one….
The rolling of the eyes, got me! Oh you want to roll your eyes, I'll give you something to roll them over.
1:25 yikes! That happened to my son! His bride invited him to her 7 birthday, 35 mi away. After, her mother said the 2 closeted themselves to the side and ignored the party! She didn't want them to see each other again til they were 16.
I think that might be a horrible idea...they might have a new family member arriving 9 months later! 🤣
I so feel for the auntie (the one who did not ask for a little person
to love to the end of the world). That was me 34 years ago.
I had four of those until I had my first. Five when I had my second.
And about a year ago the second of those five had a little person
that my eldest one did not ask for. However, I believe
that this particular little person has saved my own little persons life.
She was suicidal a year ago. Having cared for that little person
as a nanny, she is no longer suicidal.
Everyone needs someone special. I’m so glad they can be there for each other. God Bless.
@@JCAM-z9r ❤
When my sister got her first baby, I volunteered for a day in the weekend every now and then, so they could have some rest. My brother in law wouldn't have it. Had read somewhere, that it was bad for children under 4 years old.
Over 30 years later, I hardly know my nephews and they utterly hate their father for being controlling.
@@gardenjoy5223 So stupid of him.
Children need people who love them and who will be there long term. They do not care who (friends or distant relatives or close relatives) these people are, nor do they really care if there are two or ten. (I believe it is better for them to have ten doting people than two - for several reasons.) It only means that they are and feel safe with more people than their actual parents.
A recent study showed that in "primitive" societies, children are passed around among relatives and friends several times an hour (because the mother needs to chop vegetables or go to the "loo" (or whatever they have) and so on).
I laughed so hard, i nearly p..d in my pants 😂😂😂
Yep, single mother here... have been through the whole time 18 years now.
So i get to do warrior woman strut too
As a grandma now many of these brought back memories that are so funny now
Thank you! This video was awesome! I love people, especially fellow moms. 😊
My Mum used to tell me "I'll put that smile on the other side of your face!" Sinister, or what?
If you don’t like the music: silence your phone. In most phones it’s on the left side (looking at the screen). For those who find it necessary to correct others: I was unaware this was an English essay. To the video sharer: awesome montage. Keep up the hilarious work. I am biologically without children, but I have children and this was very relatable ❤
So many funny ones.
@17:18 - how? Send him to France to live for a year. The french don't *do* snacks between meals.
"Why don't you want kids"
rIGHT ON!
The mood ring.... OH... I think I need to send this to my brother..... whose wife brought him home divorce papers and presented it to him on their 25th anniversary!! She had forgot and when he said to her "Well that is a NICE happy anniversary present"... she innocently replied "Oh.... Happy Anniversary!" ... because she'd really HAD forgot the date!!! LMBO!!!
That was almost 10 years ago and my jerk brother still hasn't moved out.... but she has an eviction in the works and he doesn't know it yet!! Should be fun because he will be living in his car because he has refused to go get a FULL time job since his job at HP ended 12 years ago... hence the divorce papers in the first place! (Truly intelligent guy with no common sense whatsoever.)
Soooo good 😂😂
1000 thumbs up for the hilarious content! (but some demerits for the horrible music:(
The grandma one is so true. We grandbabies are spoiled so much, even when we didn't ask for it! (You know who you are, grandma)
4:23 tho...
6:43 LoL
I cried, I peed. I even tooted a few times! Ah, hormones.
"Are they twins?"
"No, they're identical strangers."
Something I remember from Mad Magazine's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions".
I don't even have kids (not anti-child though) but as always these kids and parents stories are hysterical.
7:19 Yes, it is indeed a lifelong thing. 😂
17:25 Umm... this was not me, not even as an adult.... *runs away*
The one at 14:47 REAKS of male privilege. Mothers "hang out" with their children constantly. Mothers RARELY get time to themselves just to work out- they usually have to take their kids along. But a father takes his kid along with him ONCE and it's the best day of the kids whole life. And he thinks he's a big hero. 🙄 Yes, it does feel good that your children love spending time with you- so you should do it more often, fathers!!! You don't need to buy a pony, you just need to keep spending time with your kids!!!
Best thing that happened to me all day!
Sooo the rolling eyes… yep mom definitely took care of mine when she slammed the door in my face. I wonder how she saw me through the crack in the closet that I was sitting in and if she knew how close my face actually was to the door. Only black eye I ever got…
@ 10:23 ... Pete Davidson!
loved it
I keep thinking we're fighting wars the wrong way. Instead of soldiers we should send toddlers.
Music is way too loud
And sh*t
Is there no volume control on your device?
I've found out from my kids (now in their teens and older) that I always had a 'look'. Apparently all I had to do was look at them and they instantly knew they'd better not attempt whatever it was they were contemplating.
Yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
06:16 - Proof that the brain, once it starts processing knowledge full time, needs little to nicely spaced out sleep.
13:16 - Eeehhhh....the opinion has shifted again to the top picture.
14:48 - As a gift or so you don't have to run like this again?
15:16 - Also applies to puppies being housetrained.
Ya, my DAD told me I was the best shirt ironer on the planet! I too, was advanced in age & thousands of shirts ironed, when It dawned on me the play!! hahaha Wish he was here to buffalo me some more!! hahaha
My almost 4-year-old wanted to play role reversal. OK, I'll be the kid and she could be the Mom. I cleaned her room 3 fucking times.
yeah idk why y’all are laughing at the mood ring. she’s saying she’s punching him in the head when she’s mad. that’s domestic violence. it’s not funny.
Can the hideous music!
Cannot stand the music. Can only watch completely muted
The upper part was masked???
Bulldust. No three-year old said that.
Not quite, when I was visiting family in another state, my niece when she was about one or two years old ( I can’t remember the exact age she was at the moment) flat out looked at me and said “you’re dead” or at least that’s what it sounded like to both me and her parents.😅😅😅😅 we were laughing pretty hard when she said that.
@@levirobertson8229 A simple two-word phrase learnt from repeated hearings versus a complicated twelve-word sentence? There's a longer rebuttal, but I'm going to stick with this being bulldust. No three-year old said that.
I guarantee that it is possible. They repeat what they hear and the clever ones know when to use it in the correct context. I had such a three year old.
@@germyw Repeating a twelve-word sentence? No. Bulldust.
The music here is 🤮. Couldn't finish watching because of that.
I'm sorry, but, that music was just too loud and annoying. I quit at the 3 min. mark.😬
Had to turn volume off.
@3:41 - it took you until *your mid-thirties* to figure out your mother's con? Sad.
It was Devon SAWA .. look him up!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ What a doll!! 🥰😍
@@sherynkowatsch2970 Okay, What does Devon Sawa have to do with potato peeling? I'm *so* confused.
17:38 This appears to be using a definition of "tangent" I was unaware of. Also, she was probably trying for "nauseous", but that's still wrong; it should be "nauseated".
Never understood why women in particular want children. We’ve had the vote now for over a hundred years. There’s choices out there you know!
It's said, that they want them because they LOVE them. Or something like that. Didn't you hear that before?
You are totally free to not want them. But you are rude as ef to want to deny others the pleasures of motherhood, just because you don't want it. BRAT. Glad You don't reproduce!
Ummm, because we want to? MOST people want children that’s why the childless speak up in these discussions to ensure that their values aren’t downplayed or vilified. You are in the minority.
Voting does not negate parenthood. Birth control is for those that want it when they want it. It’s called choice for a reason.
Being a mother is not a requirement in life. Stop b*tching about the life you chose.
haha your mom must have made one of these posts (as well as a salty bitch daughter)
Right? Whenever I hear a parent whining about how they're always tired, broke and dirty, I just wipe my tears with the pile of money I'm saving by not having kids and then go home to my quiet home and sleep like ... well, a baby.
Now that your inner snarkyhood has come out, would you call all of the dads who walked out on their kids, who refuse to support their own flesh and blood, who bitch because they have to spend 2 or 4 days a month with their kids (or let the new 18 year old girlfriend babysit) and who gripe because they don't want to be adults? Thanks ever so, Ms. Dumas.
Note: the name I used in my last sentence was sarcastic, not a typo.
@@cynthiaoconnor7185 Interesting that you assume we're talking about single moms and not married parents, but do go on. If you cry loud enough maybe your dad will finally come back with that gallon of milk.
You spent time watching and then commenting on a video about a topic that clearly upsets you. Examine your own life choices, bitch.
I really do not care for nor appreciate using that ugly, unnecessary, nasty "f" word. I will not watch another "Happy Bear" video again.
That's to bad , that ugly word was probably the best word ever invented in fact they should have the person who came up with that be a national holiday..It is not an ugly word it is a sentence enhancer !!!!!
I'm sure they will be sad to lose you (not being sarcastic) but you have to do what you have to do..
Have a F'EN FANTASTIC. NIGHT
Good
@@kristinholsapple2587you know? You're more than entitled to think whatever you want. F.U.C.K. is in fact an acronym for "Fornication Under Consent of the King" in bold letters on top of the brothel houses in England. So if you're ok with that, more power to you.
I AM NOT!