5:14 this is a real event at a fair near me “a night in the country”. I don’t know what it’s called specifically, but there’s a big roped off area, they split it up and put a cow in. You place a bet to claim a square and you win if it shits on your square
The moment I saw the barn and the grid for the cow minigame, even before the cow came out, I knew EXACTLY what it was and that says something about where I live lmao. We call it Cow Chip Bingo in my town and the local high school runs one on the football field every couple years as a fundraiser lottery.
4:15 | I think what happened was they got chains. It looks like the more things you shoot in a row _without missing,_ the more your chain increases. It sounded like you just spammed. and yeah the beer opener was painful to watch
Apparently, Calvin Tucker is the name of the guy who gave the flower to the cow, the fictional title character of this game. I thought Calvin Tucker was a comedian like Jeff Foxworthy or Larry The Cable Guy
i know i'm in the minority but i prefer to watch poof play obscure games instead of wii sports all the time. i like the wii stuff too but seeing poof play weird games is always hilarious and a cool to see
With the first minigame, you get a bigger point multiplier for consecutive hits without missing. Basically, you lost all your points because of button mashing
This game was my childhood, as a kid my parents had to work a lot so in the summer they’d send me to my cousin’s house so she could babysit us. She’d sit us in front of a tv with this game for hours with the other kids 💀
yeah, no, this is definitely a crack at the white half of my family (the half that cried when they found out that my mom was marrying a brown man lmfao)
@foxirelle8841 you got the racist half and I got the pedos half. Damn near thought the thumbnail was one of my uncles! (Also I'm so sorry that you guys had to/still do experience that, it's genuinely so fucked)
That one game was called "cow pie bingo" its something southerners play, you bet on a bingo square and then a cow goes out and takes a shit, if the cow shits in the square you bet on, you win..... I swear I'm not lying.... I moved out to Arizona from New York and the first "county fair" I went to, had cow pie bingo.... I'm not lying THAT is an actual thing 😂🤣😂🤣😂idk why the cow went out and jumped the ground tbh 😂😂😂😂
The one with the cow is also known as `chicken square` where if the animal- where im from it's a chicken, poops on a square and if it's your square you win 😂(im from Georgia so I've seen and watched most of these games irl)
the game at 5:15 i can’t really rember what it’s called but it’s a real game in the south people pay for small squares (or stand in them) and they release a cow in it and which ever square the cow poops on is the one that wins it’s not really as common and more but some local fairs do it in my area
I had a rush of insane memories come flooding into my frontal lobe. I both hate you and love you for making me remember this game. Played it with my brothers everyday after school. This was one of the games that was in the rotation but I was terrified of the bottle game I would just watch them play. Fuck. Really high rn.
5:19 I felt like Poof and I were laughing together because we laughed at the same time. Like we were friends for a second. Anyway this was a funny and interesting game to watch TBH. The thumbnail though made it look like a dentist game to me.
Poof you should play r6 siege, I know it’s not really the kind of content you put out but considering how hilarious it is to watch new players I think it would be a good watch
5:02 okay that's actually a real event, it's called 'Cow Patty Bingo'. They lay out a grid in a small plot of grass or dirt and people can place bets on certain squares, then they let a cow out into that patch and wait until it takes a dump. Whoever bet on the square that the poop lands in, wins!
nice teeth!
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi Skibidi Skib
Poofesure
:p
Yes
Erm what the urm
That outhouse game did NOT needa be that scary
I actually had this game as a kid... The outhouse game reawoke smth 🥲
The teeth game was more horrifying.
Fucking torture simulator.
Ikr lmao
Fr like that's the perfect place to hide some eldritch horror in the game💀
One of the devs must've had a nightmare about not making it to an outhouse and made it into a minigame.
5:14 this is a real event at a fair near me “a night in the country”. I don’t know what it’s called specifically, but there’s a big roped off area, they split it up and put a cow in. You place a bet to claim a square and you win if it shits on your square
Lol
is this what people did before slot machines?
....what the hell? 😂
I wish that surprised me.
Yea i gorget people dont have Cowpie betting everywhere lol
the outhouse game was so stressful and when poof looked right at it and walked past it i died bro
Timestamp?
@@Timmering12:22
@@ascianoia2900 thanks lol
The moment I saw the barn and the grid for the cow minigame, even before the cow came out, I knew EXACTLY what it was and that says something about where I live lmao. We call it Cow Chip Bingo in my town and the local high school runs one on the football field every couple years as a fundraiser lottery.
Yeah at the fair they call it that in our backwoods
Crazy
Wait but does the cow really shart?
The way this is me too ❤😂 thanks West Virginia hometowns
@@Not_Actual_PersonYes
Poof never fails to find obscure Wii games to show us.
They are the best games to watch too
He should do PS2 games next
“This is obscure?” *looks at the 6.56TB of storage needed to store every english wii game* “oohhhhh”
Top 5 type of poofesure videos:
5: Wii sports
4: random games
3: warioware
2: Wii party
1: papas games
I luv you daddy poofesure
mario kart has to be in there
Minecraft hardcore also
Nah take out warioware and put in Mario kart, and Minecraft hardcore is a pretty good sixth.
i like the random one time play games the best honestly
edit: i actually like all the MDickie games the best
Hey…watch it…
Oh by the way “Calvin Tucker” is not a real person, as pointed out by Blameitonjorge.
someone knows
what set of circumstances had jorge talk about this game, was it once lost media
I KNOW THIS GAME BECAUSE OF HIM
@@Iceecea He made a video about bad shovelware wii games
He made a video about worst Wii games, and he included this one.
Cow plop is an actual "bingo" game. I'm in Kansas. It's a fun county fair game. The mini game was very accurate. 😅
Fellow Kansan 🤝🏼
We do it for fundraisers in Alabama (yes incest haha funny)
🤝
5:29 LMFAO THE HILLBILLIES IN THE BACK HEADBOPPING
They are smashing their head onto the wood in a fit of rage lol. E
@@DarkDogeaggressively praying to the cow gods
Uh....I HOPE that's just what they were doing.
that thumbnail is horrifying
It gives me flashbacks to those dentist flash games
Fr
@@stellabowe8116the nostalgia omg
@@eattkiitiiptsd*
Off topic but whoo another pjsk player???
4:15 | I think what happened was they got chains. It looks like the more things you shoot in a row _without missing,_ the more your chain increases. It sounded like you just spammed.
and yeah the beer opener was painful to watch
"I just play with myself and then it tells me their scores" - Poofesure 2024
12:44
Just love how you get 1st place for being the slowest
The cow farting is what cracks me up ngl
The cow looks like it's throwing it back to me 😭
@@SpongeBoblover-_23why I read that in redneck voice is what killed me 💀
@@SpongeBoblover-_23OH!!
Apparently, Calvin Tucker is the name of the guy who gave the flower to the cow, the fictional title character of this game. I thought Calvin Tucker was a comedian like Jeff Foxworthy or Larry The Cable Guy
i know i'm in the minority but i prefer to watch poof play obscure games instead of wii sports all the time. i like the wii stuff too but seeing poof play weird games is always hilarious and a cool to see
i thought i was the only one who thought this too 😭 my favorite series is the hard time and old school stuff
Me too actually
same here
17:45 In the Deep South we call that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk lmao
I like that song
With the first minigame, you get a bigger point multiplier for consecutive hits without missing. Basically, you lost all your points because of button mashing
That bottle cap game scared me as a kid. I wouldn’t even look at the screen while playing it, it was so freaky to me and it still is.
Wow I can’t believe Poof got to stay in the Big Trailer. True Red Neck Luxury 🔥
you spoiled it >:(
This is the best Wii game I’ve ever seen
Ok i will admit this game was some of my favorite family game nights
that cut off at 10:44 got me crying
"What does that mean?
*BRAAAAAP-"*
i like how he wants the screens to be longer to read yet he doesnt shup and bother to read it when it pops up
This game was my childhood, as a kid my parents had to work a lot so in the summer they’d send me to my cousin’s house so she could babysit us. She’d sit us in front of a tv with this game for hours with the other kids 💀
This feels like it's making fun of my distant relatives
yeah, no, this is definitely a crack at the white half of my family (the half that cried when they found out that my mom was marrying a brown man lmfao)
@foxirelle8841 you got the racist half and I got the pedos half. Damn near thought the thumbnail was one of my uncles! (Also I'm so sorry that you guys had to/still do experience that, it's genuinely so fucked)
This feels like it's making fun of my immediate family.
I love it
I love the fact that poof keeps making videos of games that even their creators don't remember exist‼️
Loved the Game Grumps videos on this game! Can't wait to see you experience this gem.
I was randomly recommended one of Poof’s Wii Sports videos and now I’m on a marathon
"where's the shitter?" IT WAS RIGHT THERE 12:21
The dynamite fishing game is like one of those games, those "It's harder than it looks" games.
4:49 “I just play with myself…” 👀😏
lol i just checked time to see if i missed it then i saw 4:50 as he said it
Your humor is very immature. But yet so is mine so i shall like your comment.
@@Punkrockpenguin2 facts
19:14 "Just gotta jerk it off, really... luckily I'm good with this motion..."
19:14 "Just gotta jerk it off, really... luckily I'm pretty good with this motion..."
this triggered so many memories i had forgotten about this
I have the first day of school in a few hours but I’d honestly watch this before I go to school, you always make me happy
I really respect you for playing these random old wii games. real content
12:22 when he literally passed by the outhouse i was so mad😭
"Oh, look at that fish," The Florida man says to the Alligator
Wait till he realizes he can move all the caps in the cow game
The first cow minigame made my insides hurt from laughing. Haven’t had a good laugh like that in a while, thanks Poofesure.
11:26 scarier than slender
That one game was called "cow pie bingo" its something southerners play, you bet on a bingo square and then a cow goes out and takes a shit, if the cow shits in the square you bet on, you win..... I swear I'm not lying.... I moved out to Arizona from New York and the first "county fair" I went to, had cow pie bingo.... I'm not lying THAT is an actual thing 😂🤣😂🤣😂idk why the cow went out and jumped the ground tbh 😂😂😂😂
I'm not one to edit comments *humped the ground* I'm drunk and my phones auto correct is wicked strong
Why do that when you could just... not do that
@@Punkrockpenguin2 I was drunk 😂🤣
Always funny when southern think they have a monopoly on all things country
The wii intro of it, looks like a bootleg mobile ad
Poof I’m awake at 4:29 am to watch this, I hope you’re happy 😡😡😡. Nah but I’m awake because I’m all out of melatonin and I can’t sleep
5:23 Only five minutes in and I nearly choked on my cookies🍪😂
Poof the type of guy to comment poof the type of guy
I grew up playing this and the excitement of seeing the thumbnail is indescribable
this thumbnail is gold 😭😭
I am gonna see that tooth bottle opening mini game in my nightmares
I thought we established in the last video that waking up to shit is abnormal 😭
Got to love it. A midnight release let’s go baby
The one with the cow is also known as `chicken square` where if the animal- where im from it's a chicken, poops on a square and if it's your square you win 😂(im from Georgia so I've seen and watched most of these games irl)
I’d love to see him play more of this. It’s gold 😂😂😂
Omg I'm laughing so hard 🤣 we need more of this game!
6:07 is my checkpoint
Where I'm from, the joke goes "whats a good pickup line for a Gib town girl? Tell her she has a nice tooth"
Ah yes the occasional Wii game that poofesure plays that no one has heard of
I love that there are jackelopes everywhere in this game.
why was the outhouse game so unnecessarily scary 😭
If u go play tennis in Wii Sports, u have to hold down 2, and then it will be on the blue court.
I don’t know how this game could have negative reviews 😂
4:42 nice one mate 👍👍👍
i laughed so hard at the cow sharting, i legit have no clue what the game was even about.
Do you guys wanna see Poofesure play the worst Wii game of all time?
Ninjabread Man.
Now this is shovelware
This game must be based off poofesure for him to play this
This can't be Poof! He actually read the instructions first!
“i just play with myself”- poof 2023
Can't wait until he goes for the platinum medal in all of these games
bro is doing side quests to avoid mario kart
The thumbnail is diabolical
If you use your wii remote to stir your chili bowl you might be a poofesure fan
This game was so fun with family
the game at 5:15 i can’t really rember what it’s called but it’s a real game in the south people pay for small squares (or stand in them) and they release a cow in it and which ever square the cow poops on is the one that wins it’s not really as common and more but some local fairs do it in my area
I remember having flashbacks to this game every now and then, but I kept questioning if it was even real, until I found this video.
The beastiality references are crezy😂😂
I had a rush of insane memories come flooding into my frontal lobe. I both hate you and love you for making me remember this game. Played it with my brothers everyday after school. This was one of the games that was in the rotation but I was terrified of the bottle game I would just watch them play. Fuck. Really high rn.
10:47 they did not need to include that cut off 😭
I love minigames with a 3/4th chance for no one to win and there's no way to affect it.
I like thumnail...
5:19 I felt like Poof and I were laughing together because we laughed at the same time. Like we were friends for a second. Anyway this was a funny and interesting game to watch TBH. The thumbnail though made it look like a dentist game to me.
You have a spiritual connection 😮😮😮
@@yellowfrog2259 lol
The bottle opener one got me so uncomfortable 😭 💀
15:22 tbh this is what we have at my Church XD no joke
It’s almost like you didn’t read any of the instructions…
Poof you should play r6 siege, I know it’s not really the kind of content you put out but considering how hilarious it is to watch new players I think it would be a good watch
Man your videos never fail to be funny
The Wii was truly a different experience
This really Neck’s my Red
1:54 nuuuu this was the perfect opportunity to make a SpongeBob joke and call her Sandy Cheeks
Holy midwestern paradise
YOU WALKED PAST THE TOILET U
Why was Billy Bob fucking the fence at that cow thing
Do these writers really expect 2000s kids to understand a hee haw joke? Kinda wild
REDNECK JAMBOREE MENTIONED🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro do you just like dig a ditch behind goodwill to find this shit?
Oh my god I used to have this wii game, peak
19:12 was wild
"luckily im pretty good at this motion"
Why do I lowkey want him to play this game again?😂
fishing with a dynamite is the weirdest thing i have heard
5:02 okay that's actually a real event, it's called 'Cow Patty Bingo'.
They lay out a grid in a small plot of grass or dirt and people can place bets on certain squares, then they let a cow out into that patch and wait until it takes a dump. Whoever bet on the square that the poop lands in, wins!