Back in 1998 I worked with an 80 plus year old man in a factory worked with him for 2 years I felt sorry for him I thought he had to work so I asked him why are you still working he laughed naw I want to work I am retired 24 years from the army then 20 years from the post office I work here because I love to work
@@jamieanderson6222 My mom is 76 and still works. She's worked at the same elementary school for 38 years and she's dreading the day she has to quit because she really does love it.
The peanut allergy joke was so funny 🤣😂. He did a great job and sadly he is right young people don't like old people or respect them. I show the utmost respect for my elders because of how I was raised and one day it will be a privilege to get to be that age. Some just don't make it. He did well.
Enlighten me please about driving behind old people and him showing the back of his bald head, then the second one: about peanut allergy, choking & gagging. Big thanksssss
What you talking about? Old people are respected just fine. Some aren't, sure, but that has always been that way. But most people are decent human beings.
@@saupin002In short: 1: Old people drive slow as hell. It’s a fact, you cannot disagree. I love old people very much, they are dear to my heart, but it’s true. And the bald head is just saying that they are old not really anything other then that. 2: The Peanut allergy is not an actual peanut allergy. He is referring to a man’s nuts and balls and how a women is “allergic” to them when it’s important later in life, if you know what I mean. It’s a pretty funny joke. Does that help? Lol.
Gotta love and support a fellow seasoned citizen. So much life experience to screw up and make funny. "I choke and gag." Simon did just that with his drink if you caught that.
omg I don’t know if that was a typo or not ‘cause I have never seen anyone refer to the elderly as “seasoned citizens” but either way it’s forever locked into my vocabulary now lmfaooo that’s too damn good 😂
@cosmicpussy-cat2528 Nope, not a typo. I can't take credit for it as I heard someone else use it and borrowed it from there. It is appropriate for some of us used to life riding us hard and putting us up, wet.
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wow he's 80 and starting a new career, I'm impressed, he's funny too
Back in 1998 I worked with an 80 plus year old man in a factory worked with him for 2 years I felt sorry for him I thought he had to work so I asked him why are you still working he laughed naw I want to work I am retired 24 years from the army then 20 years from the post office I work here because I love to work
@@jamieanderson6222 My mom is 76 and still works. She's worked at the same elementary school for 38 years and she's dreading the day she has to quit because she really does love it.
He totally finished me...🤣🤣🤣
I'm curious, is there more comedy videos from him?
@@KyleGK01 not that I've seen
The Sword Swollower and Sophia can do a show together. The chemistry was great.
i know right, they know how to keep an audience entertained. Feels like it could be straight out of a show
yup he could have her swallow his sword
I agree with you! She made the act so much fun
I just want to be the napkin
It was great!!
"I'm a sword swallower.... as if you didn't know that already" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂Now i know
@@prince_kamal And knowing is half the battle
Omg, that one got past me until I saw it typed
the sword swallower's personality fit the act so well
That old man is awesome he's brilliant he's a brilliant comedian
Loved the peanut allergy joke, and Sophia's act with the sword swallower, gosh that was so funny 😂
I think he enjoyed that 👀😂
I didn't get it 😢as I am not native speaker
The sword swallower is HILARIOUS 😂
So is Sofia. I cried tears of laughter!
When he coughed, I died.
Good-looking too.
ik right he made the act 100X better
She fricked it up😂
Ty Barnett is hilarious! He has the stage presence and looks comfortable bringing us laughter! Love him!
The sword swallower should do some standup comedy too
Is there any video where I can listen for an hour of Sophia talking? She's Hilarious
sophia vergara compilation
I love her.
Sofia*
I lovvvveeeeeee her 😍🥰😁😁😂😂
Modern family
The sword guys face when Simon asks which one is the top one 😂 ⚔️
Yeah it’s like Simon wanted to punish him
💀
@@abnanayawhaha yea lol
Winning at any age is incredible 🙌🏽
and he didn't disappoint!
You’re dope for saying that
@@Allantoss i beg to differ
Howie Mandel - “that’s a routine”
Made me chuckle
I lost it..... "what if I kill you?
-"you were the wrong choice"
The fact that Sofia had a tissue in her dress top 🤣
She has a couple more things down there.
@@maksphoto78 stop being weird maybe??
Contestant: "Sophia, can I please use you". Sophia: "I am not going to swallow anything".
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 comment I've been looking for
@@erickaterega7002 well, I guess I am good for something :)
@@austromusician Lol
Winning in any age is incredible
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Sofia is such a funny women love her alot
That last guy literally had Simon laughing out loud. That's a first for me! I never seen that!
The peanut allergy joke was so funny 🤣😂. He did a great job and sadly he is right young people don't like old people or respect them. I show the utmost respect for my elders because of how I was raised and one day it will be a privilege to get to be that age. Some just don't make it. He did well.
Enlighten me please about driving behind old people and him showing the back of his bald head, then the second one: about peanut allergy, choking & gagging. Big thanksssss
@@saupin002 Not sure what you are talking about but ok.
What you talking about? Old people are respected just fine. Some aren't, sure, but that has always been that way. But most people are decent human beings.
@@saupin002In short:
1: Old people drive slow as hell. It’s a fact, you cannot disagree. I love old people very much, they are dear to my heart, but it’s true. And the bald head is just saying that they are old not really anything other then that.
2: The Peanut allergy is not an actual peanut allergy. He is referring to a man’s nuts and balls and how a women is “allergic” to them when it’s important later in life, if you know what I mean. It’s a pretty funny joke.
Does that help? Lol.
How can you hate old people we are all gonna get old show some respect for your elders
The Peanut joke was so hilarious
can you explain it?
2024, anyone?
Yes
Yes
Me also the first guy looks like the one actor in the walking dead
Yep
NPC ahh comment
'she said I'd start chocking and ......'
Mom in the audience: covers daughter's eyes. 😂😂😂😂
I love that sword swallower! He was funny!
The 80 year old man 🤣🤣🤣😍❤️❤️
Sophia is insanely beautiful inside and out
@bilishu aliss I have no idea, sorry
Yeaahhhhh i love her 😍 she's so funny
We NEED the sword swallower and Sofia to do their own show
👁️ agree with u because Sophia so funny when she. Start talking even when 👁️ watch the rerun of modern family
Ik we all seen Sophia pull out a tissue from her chest 😂😂
Gotta love and support a fellow seasoned citizen. So much life experience to screw up and make funny.
"I choke and gag."
Simon did just that with his drink if you caught that.
omg I don’t know if that was a typo or not ‘cause I have never seen anyone refer to the elderly as “seasoned citizens” but either way it’s forever locked into my vocabulary now lmfaooo that’s too damn good 😂
@cosmicpussy-cat2528
Nope, not a typo. I can't take credit for it as I heard someone else use it and borrowed it from there. It is appropriate for some of us used to life riding us hard and putting us up, wet.
it feels like it's stuck in there.. and simon can't stop laughing. but this one killed
The sword guy is a master
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋
Hii where are you from
Hello
We know that
Three in one go ...
Amazing ....
I love Simon! And, I love this show ❤️
“you’re gonna get acid reflux” took me outttt
I absolutely love Brett Loudermilk!! ❤️😂
Very impressive performance congratulations 🙏
These people's are hilarious, and funny. I love them. 😆👏😆
The most talented person here is...Sophia
So true!
The sword swallower is very talented in interacting with the audience, even tho that was not his act all. That was all improvised
Seriously?
@maksphoto78 yes, yes it was
Now this is so unreal with the 2nd act and it's just so cool anyway.
They in the barn, Jason. Go get em. 😂
The first man is a natural. Effortlessly funny
Lmao sword guy’s hilarious 😂😂
The sword guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ela acredita que ele engoliu a espada? Não pode ser... 😉
the last one was the best
All really excellent acts
I didn't think that first man was 80!!! WOW... He looks SO YOUNG
This man have me cracking up 😆😆😆😆
Hahahaha the swords shallow was very funny !!!
Last guy was awesome
6:56 Was the funniest
I hope to see my vidéos
I must be high when the guy said he was going into pharmacy. I hrd drugs 😂
Can I hire the sword swallower to teach my girlfriend?
The way my mouth fell open when I realized 😭😂😭
I’m sure ull never get a gf lmfao
I stopped breathing at the sword swallower. Almost fainted at the end.
I gagged a little everytime he inserted a sword.
3 daughter's 2 biological and a daughter in-law. Love that ❤
I love Sophia...good lawd!!
Sword thing was so amazing😯😮😮😯😲
Just loved the old man soon as he came out😂
They were all awesome
Tha😅😅was funny
The sword shallower 😂😂
Do mind my English 😅😅
"You are going to get acid reflux" sophia vergara with the sword swallowe😂
Im commenting before finish the video 😂 but the 80 years old comedian was crazy funny 😂😂
Sofia Vergara - "I'm not gonna swallow anything!"
Last one real good
3:01 that was the perfect time to show Simon on camera
He's very funny ; greetings from The Netherlands.............
I want a thumb up from Simon
peanut allergy 🤣
Sophia said ‘ you’re gonna get acid reflux ‘ 😂
5:01 HAD ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marty telling the real ture 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I wanted to see more of the last guy he was funny
Not really
@@joebroski1295 I agree he definitely wouldn't wanna see you🤭
@@keiron.4612 Name? Anyone?
2nd act is wonderful
The second guy reminded me of my math teacher. Same personality and they even sound the same
I love this acts so much
The last guy was really funny 😆
3:36 hes so funny lmao love him
Somebody make him famous 🎉
For anyone who thinks the sword trick is fake, your wrong. It is most definitely real, the person just has to expand their throat and esophagus
Sofia is so really beautiful
Thank you guys for making me Laugh!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😌🤣 can’t stop laughing .
I didn't know Dale from The Walking Dead went on AGT🤣🤣🤣
Sophia sure does "bounce" when she runs .
I love this show I'm from Somalia 🇸🇴
🤣👰♀️💍🧑💼
How's Somalia our neighbors? @Kenya
6:55 that hankie was so lucky
Tissue* in fact
is sofia put a tissue from her chest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahha.. Sofia is the best!
freaking peanuts 🤣🤣🤣
5:03 for all my mates enjoy
Mind-blowing
I LOVE AGT OMGGG SIMON AND MEL B IS MY FAV JUDGES
When Simon asked "would you like Sofia back on stage?" Was it just me or did his voice crack?
He, he was %100 sarcastic.
Sofia sexiest judge 😍😍😍
Pride week :) I think the sword swallower swallow more than just swords :)
So good
loved it
Hello Dranda How’re you doing?😊
Man the peanut allergy 😅😅😅😅
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Thanks
Shout out to my boyfriend Chicago you made me laugh bro! I too am from Chicago the north west side keep it up
Hearing a woman saying she's not going to swallow anything is a turn off. 😂🤣😂🤣
Sofia can get away with it!
Never date a woman than.
@Heavenly My woman swallows.