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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024
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Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @oxinia
    @oxinia 4 года назад +3576

    I miss when I was funny too

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 4 года назад +41

      We love you, never forget that lol

    • @mjxx0
      @mjxx0 4 года назад +14

      I do love your content but the despacio song is bad lol nobody likes it

    • @mjxx0
      @mjxx0 4 года назад +7

      And u r funny

    • @mjxx0
      @mjxx0 4 года назад +8

      And why is there only 3 different people Wich commented on here

    • @_Shadow562
      @_Shadow562 4 года назад +6

      u were never funny lmao

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 года назад +1227

    I can't believe Stan's an MTF commander in this one. Hearing him trying to be intimidating is the funniest and saddest thing ever lol

    • @oathbreaker2927
      @oathbreaker2927 4 года назад +26

      That's why he died

    • @tuevang4101
      @tuevang4101 4 года назад +19

      Hey but at least he act like a Commander.

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 4 года назад +34

      @@tuevang4101
      He *tried* to act like a Commander, and then no one remotely listened to him lmao

    • @tuevang4101
      @tuevang4101 4 года назад +6

      Rhynn Ontiizaaniiuus 死神 Kinda sad they killed Stan since he was a commander.

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 4 года назад +5

      @@tuevang4101
      Yeah, it was kind of a dickish move, but I suppose bullying Stan is what gets everyone going lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1895

    "Go commit no breath"
    Bruh that's like telling someone to end their own existence- Oh wait

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 4 года назад +6

      Fuck boy

    • @Iris-rh5kf
      @Iris-rh5kf 4 года назад +34

      i swear to god you are absolutely everywhere

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 4 года назад +8

      @@Iris-rh5kf it's kinda irritating

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 4 года назад +7

      I’ve shown this to my grandma and she hasn’t done the breath yet

    • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
      @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart 4 года назад +8

      You Still haven’t told me about the progress of your Facial hair God damn it!!!

  • @thetalkingstick9214
    @thetalkingstick9214 4 года назад +1941

    “Gib Nekk”
    - SCP-173

  • @jessysmum
    @jessysmum 4 года назад +481

    Kaif: Did you see anything?
    Everyone: No
    Stan: *Surprised pikachu face*

  • @freyzerb.castro9124
    @freyzerb.castro9124 4 года назад +387

    As a hispanic, listening to Kaif destroying Despacito is the most precious thing I've heard today

    • @BenTheNpc
      @BenTheNpc 4 года назад +3

      te entiendo mi amigo (i undertand you my friend)

    • @Tomasmv1632
      @Tomasmv1632 4 года назад +3

      @@BenTheNpc xd

  • @experiencemaster1743
    @experiencemaster1743 4 года назад +937

    "Go commit no breathe"
    You dare challenge me to an eternal breath holding contest, bring it on
    [D-class found dead: death by asphyxiation]

  • @maxitroll5580
    @maxitroll5580 4 года назад +483

    I am from spain and that was hilarious

    • @joefly1298
      @joefly1298 4 года назад +9

      Me too :D

    • @moisesgv3805
      @moisesgv3805 4 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @moisesgv3805
      @moisesgv3805 4 года назад +3

      Me too yei

    • @Castronian718
      @Castronian718 4 года назад +6

      The song is from Puerto Rico not Spain and i found it funny

    • @yaboi841
      @yaboi841 4 года назад +10

      @@Castronian718 That isn't what he meant

  • @ClawvsDoge
    @ClawvsDoge 4 года назад +55

    7:30 a moment before disaster.
    Also my favorite scream ever.

  • @nickyjoshy
    @nickyjoshy 4 года назад +185

    Ninya and Willjar: Make a well created and about to be well executed bit.
    Kaif as snappy boi: GIB NEKK

    • @SCPShyGuy
      @SCPShyGuy 4 года назад +2

      Huffy Productions ; EREH “SREMOOB KO” ON

  • @lukeglackin5612
    @lukeglackin5612 4 года назад +64

    7:32 the scream of a man who has lost everything

  • @ThatOneGuyFromThatOnePlace
    @ThatOneGuyFromThatOnePlace 4 года назад +94

    00:50 Kaif "Did you see anything?"
    The Boyz instant first response "No."
    That feel when the boys got ya back.

  • @plznobauss3229
    @plznobauss3229 4 года назад +20

    The most authentic scream from Kaif, 7:29, Priceless

  • @GuildedChunks
    @GuildedChunks 4 года назад +62

    "I miss the old days Lars, I miss when you were funny Lars." - Savage Lord Stanicus The Third
    Stan is maybe a bit slow, but he burn people at a degree people cannot understand.

    • @yvius3265
      @yvius3265 3 года назад +2

      It must have shocked more than the Tesla Gate

  • @leepotter8447
    @leepotter8447 4 года назад +8

    At exactly 3:01, you may see a disturbance in the video. This is called ‘Ball’. It has found its target, Kaif’s face.

  • @brycelynch2892
    @brycelynch2892 4 года назад +101

    The face on Stan when everyone said “no”

  • @bubzee9177
    @bubzee9177 4 года назад +117

    7:29 kaif screams higher than me and im a girl.

    • @averagecrusader5509
      @averagecrusader5509 4 года назад +13

      As a guy that can destroy the entire planet with my high pitched screams, do not question that we exist.

  • @camtankerous
    @camtankerous 4 года назад +11

    12:54 stan beginning to sing only to go quiet, and then kaif turning around to see his dead body made me almost choke

  • @mr.rocketman.9098
    @mr.rocketman.9098 3 года назад +9

    5:55 the voice of kaif in that moment was so beautiful

    • @cdg2459
      @cdg2459 Месяц назад

      thats what i was thinking how has no one els noticed it

  • @addiebuss9060
    @addiebuss9060 4 года назад +4

    12:53 This is my favorite moment out of all of Kaif's videos. The combination of Stan's (admittedly awful) singing, him dying in the middle of saying Despacito, and the way Kaif yells "Stan!" gets me.

  • @RichtorGroude1828
    @RichtorGroude1828 4 года назад +18

    "I live! I live!" *two greenbois come down the elevator*

  • @violetcrystal4787
    @violetcrystal4787 4 года назад +15

    I really like Kaif's singing voice like he can sing in a musical with that voice

  • @BoundToBeGaming
    @BoundToBeGaming 4 года назад +59

    "Go commit no breath" Thanks Stan -sobs-

  • @boosted197
    @boosted197 4 года назад +7

    "I gotta say that was quite the Kobe mate"
    -Stan Jan 2020
    (RIP Kobe Bryrant Jan 26, 2020)

  • @repulserice2494
    @repulserice2494 4 года назад +122

    My: See the title.
    Extreme PTSD flashback on italian

    • @leonardobertoni8594
      @leonardobertoni8594 4 года назад

      What happened?

    • @repulserice2494
      @repulserice2494 4 года назад +4

      @@leonardobertoni8594 i dont Remember i feel only Extreme pain on my body.

    • @joaopedrog.1465
      @joaopedrog.1465 4 года назад +2

      Extreme PTSD flashback on portuguese

    • @repulserice2494
      @repulserice2494 4 года назад +1

      @@joaopedrog.1465 We can understand each other

  • @Tonatsi
    @Tonatsi 4 года назад +9

    “It’s nice to known that all my functions still work manually”
    There’s an SCP that replaces your organs and makes them automatic forever, so you don’t know how true that sentence is.

  • @armandleg3775
    @armandleg3775 4 года назад +17

    The thumbnail alone summoned me...10/10! Would dodgeball again!

  • @maxwellethoxian4085
    @maxwellethoxian4085 4 года назад +31

    Kaif: Insultando a su base de fanáticos españoles
    Yo: ¿Qué diablos tienen una base de fans?

  • @tenn773
    @tenn773 4 года назад +57

    I watch so many of his videos that I memorize a bunch of em and a new one always confuses me lol

    • @Dad-EE
      @Dad-EE 4 года назад +5

      Same here. I only used to know Kaif, Daz, Stan, Lily, Joey, and Chisuka (didn't know this was Ben)

    • @jtseino1074
      @jtseino1074 4 года назад +3

      Same my dude

  • @definitnotkev9858
    @definitnotkev9858 4 года назад +14

    As a Mexican, I can say that kaif singing despacito is the best thing I heard in the entire day

  • @koppanyvoros8529
    @koppanyvoros8529 4 года назад +19

    " Go commit no breath"
    Stans last words ....

  • @thesovietduck2121
    @thesovietduck2121 4 года назад +338

    "Go Commit No Breath"
    I'm saying that Everytime I tell a Fortnite kid To Commit No Breath

    • @jacobhu4431
      @jacobhu4431 4 года назад +8

      B-BUT THEY’RE CHILDREN!!
      I don’t care!

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 4 года назад +5

      @@jacobhu4431 "they gonna curse like men im gonna treat em like men"

    • @plebasaurus2970
      @plebasaurus2970 4 года назад +1

      @@jacobhu4431 my cat tells me that every day when i don't feed him

    • @citadel8373
      @citadel8373 4 года назад +4

      @@plebasaurus2970 my cat tells me
      "Meow"

    • @BlackScreenProductions125
      @BlackScreenProductions125 3 года назад +1

      @@citadel8373 my cat tells me nothing, for I do not have a cat.

  • @bork9570
    @bork9570 3 года назад +18

    “Go commit no breath”
    “That’s racist”
    How the bork did you predict this one

  • @SrGrimshJow
    @SrGrimshJow 4 года назад +5

    Replay button of Kaif most epic scream.
    7:30

  • @fairyhaven13
    @fairyhaven13 4 года назад +2

    Stan's "I live! I live! Oh..." was so jubilant and then so suddenly heartbreaking

  • @SithrenThalhaiden
    @SithrenThalhaiden 4 года назад +27

    Lmaooo the best part was seing you guys trying to speak in spanish and specially despacito song XD cheers from Mexico my dudes, you make my shitty life have some laughfs n fun, hope your doing well kaif, next time you can do a command baguette for me

    • @jeshcar
      @jeshcar 3 года назад

      Isn't it in Portuguese? Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm possibly the only Mexican that can't speak Spanish

    • @SithrenThalhaiden
      @SithrenThalhaiden 3 года назад

      @@jeshcar Nope bro is not, the song its in spanish, believe me, when the song came out I came to be really tired of listening that song everywhere xD

    • @jeshcar
      @jeshcar 3 года назад

      @@SithrenThalhaiden yeah you're right. I don't know how but I thought Porto Ricans spoke Portuguese even though I knew it was Spanish colony before America took it

    • @SR-jr5nh
      @SR-jr5nh 2 года назад +2

      @@jeshcar Spain had viceroyalties, not colonies. It is a very significant difference and yet the amount of people saying colony never fail to amaze me

    • @jeshcar
      @jeshcar 2 года назад

      @@SR-jr5nh I saw viceroyalties as more of a form of government. I only said colony because Spaniards settled there. I could've used settlement but it felt wrong to me sense it was a large island

  • @Sazar
    @Sazar 4 года назад +10

    7:47 Revenge shall be mine!

  •  4 года назад +14

    11:35
    actually, it doesn't sound so bad, and im a spanish so-

  • @mikelrodriguez3963
    @mikelrodriguez3963 4 года назад +6

    That rendition of welshes national anthem was straight Fire lol

  • @Shadowwolf240
    @Shadowwolf240 4 года назад +4

    I've never heard such a beautiful Stone Sour cover in my life

  • @Mortal209
    @Mortal209 4 года назад

    I'd just like to say that I love the fact that you know and sang the Stone Sour song. It's literally my favorite song by them and is the second song I ever heard from them. I'm a massive Slipknot fan so seeing you guys sing a song from another Corey Taylor band just brought tears to my heart.

  • @derekarg5865
    @derekarg5865 4 года назад +11

    Kaif singing Despacito made me wanna be reborn in another country that it wasn't Argentina

  • @slinkyexpert6905
    @slinkyexpert6905 Год назад

    Dude seeing the welsh words subtitled really does explain why they’re so damn good at scrabble

  • @kenph3189
    @kenph3189 4 года назад +3

    6:18
    my favorite song of all

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 4 года назад +2

    0:36 Nice Eeveelution poster, Stan.

  • @CesarGameBoy.
    @CesarGameBoy. 4 года назад +4

    “Zappity Zap!”
    That’s me right there in the chat.

  • @PepC322
    @PepC322 Год назад

    Stan: Gets out of the pocket dimension
    Kaif: "And I took that personally."

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 года назад +7

    Kaif: casually walks in the elevator
    SCPs: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move *SNEAK 100*

  • @Klazgames
    @Klazgames 3 года назад

    11:40 i talk Spanish, and the last part doesn't sound too off, this is golden content Kaif, please if you can, do more, i'll gladly watch it

  • @kidtime1272
    @kidtime1272 4 года назад +6

    5:56 all i can think about is sweeney todd the demon barber of feet street because is sounds the the johanna song

  • @nothu
    @nothu 4 года назад

    Oh how i love at 12:53 when stan tried to sing despacito but he fked up in game and died to a tesla gate

  • @winkinggerbil
    @winkinggerbil 4 года назад +18

    Speak more welsh!! Loved this man :)

  • @alastorssondio7950
    @alastorssondio7950 4 года назад

    Kaif :parries faints and oesnt ledge
    All his subs:not the man we 9nce knew

  • @crawler6019
    @crawler6019 4 года назад +3

    When you hear a Welshman speaking Welsh more than an Irishman speaking Irish.

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 4 года назад +2

      Of all the places to randomly hear the welsh national anthem this was one I didn't expect :P

  • @masonirving8758
    @masonirving8758 3 года назад +1

    My god Kaif that anthem was glorious, even if im not a welsh man i might as well become one after that

  • @cel8614
    @cel8614 4 года назад +3

    "I'm looking at you through the glass"

  • @poisionrl1134
    @poisionrl1134 2 года назад

    Stan:"I live! I live!"
    Chaos insurgency:"well thats unfortunate"

  • @henrygomez1798
    @henrygomez1798 4 года назад +9

    Stone sour - through glass best song every

  • @acemorningstar2285
    @acemorningstar2285 4 года назад +1

    Kaif singing Despacito was actually quite good for a Welsh.

  • @nightynight1724
    @nightynight1724 4 года назад +14

    5:24 For amazing spook

  • @drvail2671
    @drvail2671 4 года назад +1

    You know its Hardcore Dodgeball when the scps are scared of the ball

  • @ImperatorIke573
    @ImperatorIke573 4 года назад +3

    Thumbs up for that Stonesour reference dude 🤘👍

  • @Txles0
    @Txles0 Год назад +1

    I just rewatched this video and the donation saying Alexa play despacito set off my Alexa in the middle of the night.

  • @HacesAndCo
    @HacesAndCo 4 года назад +3

    I AM ONE WITH THE ZIPPER AND THE ZIPPER IS ONE WITH ME.

  • @Guyfrom2001
    @Guyfrom2001 4 года назад +2

    As a member of Kaif’s Spanish fanbase, I want more of Kaif singing in Spanish.

  • @scottishtrainer7823
    @scottishtrainer7823 4 года назад +3

    And when you're out, you're out in the afterlife!

  • @amaikurusu188
    @amaikurusu188 4 года назад +2

    "let's try singing the Spanish lyrics"
    Me, who went on the English community to escape that damn song and genre: *don't*

  • @nekoklutzchanxd
    @nekoklutzchanxd 4 года назад +1

    As a native spanish speaker fan who lives in Puerto Rico, I approve. 😂🙌
    Keep on the vids @Kaif !

  • @aplextorboi5309
    @aplextorboi5309 4 года назад +3

    New S C P game idea
    "SCP:Dodgeball breach"

  • @AxeSoul
    @AxeSoul 4 года назад +1

    Just found your channel and love your SCP contest, always good to know you’re still uploading!

  • @whylifehard5817
    @whylifehard5817 4 года назад +4

    At 0:16 sheesh that statement did not age well

  • @Sgil97
    @Sgil97 4 года назад +1

    Kaif singing for Cymru is enough to make my day

  • @frankienieves8583
    @frankienieves8583 4 года назад +4

    Sings despacito
    Me a Puerto Rican: doesn’t sing it half bad tho😹

  • @Duck-professor
    @Duck-professor День назад

    "Baaaall, glorious ball, rubber bouncy and lethal! ✨

  • @romandelatorre5775
    @romandelatorre5775 4 года назад +4

    I'm Mexican and I approve Kaif singing despacito

    • @_l.rat_
      @_l.rat_ 4 года назад

      Same, bro 😂

  • @rokillerz700
    @rokillerz700 4 года назад +1

    Kaif, I absolutely LOVE your videos, keep up the good work!

  • @variantfromadistantplace5636
    @variantfromadistantplace5636 4 года назад +4

    10:37 I guess you could say his reaction was *priceless*

    • @Frosty_Death
      @Frosty_Death 4 года назад +1

      Jamie Knott ジョジョ no just no

  • @ucgaofficial5339
    @ucgaofficial5339 4 года назад

    "Kaif! You cheeky shit..." I love that

  • @randsonrandson2011
    @randsonrandson2011 4 года назад +5

    where's Gary been I haven't heard his singing in a while

  • @thenewbie21
    @thenewbie21 4 года назад +2

    096: get stick bugged everytime I end u

  • @carloxenny
    @carloxenny 4 года назад +3

    No estuvo tan mal lo que cantaste Kaif, saludos desde Canarias 🙌🏻
    P.D. I hope that you can understand what I wrote xd

  • @Dafandill
    @Dafandill 4 месяца назад +1

    Ugh, poor, poor Stan. I hate to see him die as the commander. What’s even worse is that he had every right to overreact when he died, but he didn’t. I feel bad for him. Swiftzee can just go screw himself, because he should have never done that.

  • @Abcdefg1234bc
    @Abcdefg1234bc 4 года назад +3

    11:29 bueno es la primera vez que escuho a kaif hablar español jeje boyyyyyyy

  • @JayBlu45
    @JayBlu45 Год назад

    I love the thumbnail. Gives off "Woe, Böll be upon thee"

  • @t0x1x95
    @t0x1x95 4 года назад +4

    OMG MY TWITCH MADE IT INTO THE VIDEO i said “what the”

  • @BopperDuppet
    @BopperDuppet 2 года назад

    11:39 that Despacito singing was actually quite good ngl

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 4 года назад +4

    Some may remember me as a dude who left a comment on the first few vids, about binge watching these at 02:53 o’ clock.

  • @deathray1291
    @deathray1291 2 года назад +1

    The funniest part for me was just the "gib nekk" part

  • @ferade7964
    @ferade7964 4 года назад +9

    Pls more Among US I just wanna See Stan fail BTW Good vids keep it up

  • @piyyy2675
    @piyyy2675 4 года назад

    ive been subscribed since last month and man im glad i found this channel because i honestly enjoy your content. keep it up man

  • @ryanforeman5723
    @ryanforeman5723 4 года назад +3

    How does Stan not move his lips when he talks

  • @NeonBigDummy
    @NeonBigDummy 3 года назад

    Will: dies
    Kaif who body blocked will and got him dead:
    Gets shot

  • @itsmoza5952
    @itsmoza5952 4 года назад +3

    Yeah i actually felt insulted when you started singing Despacito

    • @albertomanzano5649
      @albertomanzano5649 4 года назад

      Aslo me

    • @sckecherten8304
      @sckecherten8304 4 года назад +1

      It's Kaif tho he played with the ZF clan before expect casual racism!

    • @shtew4
      @shtew4 4 года назад

      @@sckecherten8304
      really?
      when?

    • @sckecherten8304
      @sckecherten8304 4 года назад

      @@shtew4 he's mentioned in a few of Soviets vids

    • @shtew4
      @shtew4 4 года назад

      @@sckecherten8304 like recently?
      can you link them?

  • @welshweeb2646
    @welshweeb2646 4 года назад

    Hearing Kaif and Will singing the welsh anthem and then me joining in because I am also welsh was better than I expected it to be

  • @fallenghost1760
    @fallenghost1760 4 года назад +5

    I just have a cancer in my head for this 11:44 and i from latin america

  • @J1nsie
    @J1nsie 4 года назад +1

    "As your commander i-"

  • @tonjoubasara5259
    @tonjoubasara5259 4 года назад +9

    Stan should really learn to talk less, I mean seriously, it would improve his survival chances a lot.

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +1

      Tonjou Basara Why do you think he talks so much? If he didn’t talk as much, surviving would be too easy for him.

  • @Emm1lyn
    @Emm1lyn 4 года назад

    "As your commander, I-"
    SwiftZee: fuck no

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters 4 года назад

    Gib nekk
    Gib NEKK
    GIB NEKK!
    *GIB NEKK!!*
    I love the intensity. Desperately demanding nekk.

  • @Guaguadeath
    @Guaguadeath 4 года назад +1

    *If you can Dodge a wrench you can Dodge a ball!*