DS3 | The Poise Invader

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

Комментарии • 455

  • @Skidonic
    @Skidonic  7 лет назад +448

    Hyper Armor Invader didn't sound as cool

    • @CEOofDontCareInc
      @CEOofDontCareInc 7 лет назад +8

      Skidonic
      HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF PROD?
      HES THA BEST DAKRSULS UOTOBAR EVAR TU ECZIZT
      he'S betar than u lozar

    • @doncriquito7814
      @doncriquito7814 7 лет назад +3

      I actually just watched it, and I guess I must have missed the part where he made fun of Prod.

    • @gabeanator4008
      @gabeanator4008 7 лет назад +5

      Lol you rekt me in this video. Good job. I'm at the end. GABEANATOR. It's an honor. 😂

    • @armageddonnation6109
      @armageddonnation6109 7 лет назад

      Skidonic hey what are ur stats on ur giant dad build and what level are you just want to know thank u

    • @seals1932
      @seals1932 7 лет назад +12

      Skidonic Cr1tikal 2.0

  • @DarrielOni
    @DarrielOni 7 лет назад +287

    I like the part where he presses R1

  • @legatefantastic4984
    @legatefantastic4984 7 лет назад +474

    This guy is basically southern accent cr1tikal

    • @wild0nion827
      @wild0nion827 7 лет назад

      yeah right?

    • @FTLOBeats
      @FTLOBeats 7 лет назад +13

      thought the same thing instantly as I heard the voice

    • @FargothM13
      @FargothM13 7 лет назад +9

      Cheeki Breeki not to mention he says the same exact outro :P

    • @turntechgodhead73
      @turntechgodhead73 7 лет назад

      southern accent? i don't hear it. he pronounces d instead of t

    • @cchronological
      @cchronological 7 лет назад

      Lucy Aaron Almost the same outright cr1tickal says comment the videos which is my favorite part

  • @colemantrebor1094
    @colemantrebor1094 7 лет назад +141

    You sound like the embodiment of the DS3 community... I love it.

  • @leonardoceccarini5570
    @leonardoceccarini5570 7 лет назад +77

    the Prod impression fucking got me

  • @cakeisgud8083
    @cakeisgud8083 7 лет назад +54

    That Prod impression was perfect

  • @FighterPL
    @FighterPL 7 лет назад +91

    Noice !

  • @LordLegender
    @LordLegender 7 лет назад +165

    Wasn't a chaos zweihander. 7.8/10

    • @dydp1
      @dydp1 7 лет назад +26

      The whole point of giant dad was to be broken, chaos ain't that good

    • @makbgaming103
      @makbgaming103 7 лет назад +2

      ur an idiot chaos added stunlock making it infinite hence making giant dad unstoppable. You even watch the creator himself Only Afro

    • @bryanthomas1382
      @bryanthomas1382 7 лет назад +17

      The chaos was to give meaningful damage to the Zwei, because the build had minimum stats to weild it. It had nothing to do with stunlocking, that's just because it's an ultra-greatsword in Dark Souls 1.

    • @TFBentertainmentR
      @TFBentertainmentR 7 лет назад +3

      Bryan is correct, thestats were very low, and the humanity scaling in the chaos infusion did a lot of damage, the zweihander was one, if not the one feastest swinging ugs in ds1, capable of stunlocking you until the guy's stamina ran out... and HE had 66 endurance.

    • @LordLegender
      @LordLegender 7 лет назад +11

      Guys I was joking smh

  • @fritzorino
    @fritzorino 7 лет назад +58

    love dat prod impression lol

  • @Takeh07
    @Takeh07 7 лет назад +2

    OK , this guy has mad jokes

  • @coleviloria3800
    @coleviloria3800 7 лет назад +27

    I'm gonna make a character for only poise and name him Big Greasy

  • @SadDumplingv1
    @SadDumplingv1 7 лет назад +24

    best line 2017 "You may have me outnumbered but i have arms that can pleasure a female trex" i could not stop laughing for 5 minutes.

  • @blue2637
    @blue2637 7 лет назад +4

    god bless moonwalking anor londo silver knights.

  • @GoldRaptor00
    @GoldRaptor00 7 лет назад +1

    skidonic is to penguinz0 as irategamer is to AVGN honestly

  • @DAVEO1030
    @DAVEO1030 7 лет назад +4

    "nice job Carl"
    I'm done

  • @yobogoya4367
    @yobogoya4367 7 лет назад +3

    "This guy with a door looks like he's going to be fun to fight" XD

  • @bigdingus3489
    @bigdingus3489 7 лет назад +26

    That Prod impression tho, lmao. Keep up the good shit.

  • @jacksonhoward3444
    @jacksonhoward3444 7 лет назад +1

    "Arms that could pleasure a female Tyrannosaurus"
    👌🏼 beautiful 👌🏼

  • @dapperdan530
    @dapperdan530 7 лет назад +16

    Prod got roasted by Skidonic. He is chosen...

  • @saintriot
    @saintriot 7 лет назад +3

    3 days grace!?
    my sides

  • @LordSirKniight
    @LordSirKniight 7 лет назад +3

    Finally, a 'quality' big dad video for DS3

  • @countdooku75
    @countdooku75 7 лет назад +1

    "I have arms that could please a female t rex" lmao I'm stealing that

  • @Corvo_Caligo
    @Corvo_Caligo 6 лет назад +1

    That prod voice was so accurate I thought I was on the wrong channel for second

  • @TheKsenpai
    @TheKsenpai 7 лет назад

    Step back Junior, let papa Skid show how to properly milk a casual.
    10/10

  • @NEGOX47
    @NEGOX47 7 лет назад +9

    3:31 Like when you want to leave Anor Londo without the chosen one noticing

    • @NEGOX47
      @NEGOX47 7 лет назад +2

      3:42 But then gotta do the chosenoneiscoming challenge

  • @trevorcline3359
    @trevorcline3359 7 лет назад +2

    I sometimes rewatch vids or have them play in the background to get through writing shit essays for English class

  • @gaigeriel
    @gaigeriel 7 лет назад +2

    Dark Souls 3 and poise in the same sentance, never heard that before

    • @maxenfelter
      @maxenfelter 6 лет назад

      "Poise is inactive in Dark Souls 3"

  • @monkeyslaye
    @monkeyslaye 7 лет назад +2

    "You may have me outnumbered, but I have arms that could pleasure a female tyrannosaurus rex." -Skidonic

  • @keepingmypeace7438
    @keepingmypeace7438 7 лет назад +23

    You remind me of Penguinz0

  • @lornsumm3249
    @lornsumm3249 5 лет назад +1

    That "get out of anor londo" was so raw and powerful

  • @voltwrecker4596
    @voltwrecker4596 7 лет назад +2

    This guy's monotone voice is just hilarious.

  • @epicleaf
    @epicleaf 7 лет назад +4

    That dead silver knight just chillin at 3:30

  • @alexwilson6150
    @alexwilson6150 7 лет назад +7

    You content is like Critikals used to be. I mean this as a compliment he was my favorite youtuber but he has started doing some wired stuff and I'm glad to have a new youtuber to take his place. for me at least. Consider me subbed and keep up the good work

  • @alafosca5724
    @alafosca5724 7 лет назад +4

    0:49 DUDE you have a real talent for this... Holy shit.

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums 7 лет назад +5

    big poise for big boise

  • @imdorgat
    @imdorgat 7 лет назад +1

    I didn't know there were southerners who knew of the majesty that is falafel. Next I want you to take my schwarma and mash it into tibouli.

  • @Starfang9922
    @Starfang9922 7 лет назад

    "Code name Big Greasy is rolling out."
    -Papa Skid 2017

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay 7 лет назад +4

    *This is the best poising of all time*

  • @clutchpast6978
    @clutchpast6978 7 лет назад

    can we just appreciate that this man sounds like a sarcastic secretary while trashtalking these casuals

  • @noisyboy900
    @noisyboy900 7 лет назад

    The monotone voice of not caring just makes it that much better!

  • @shaundecarvalho6866
    @shaundecarvalho6866 7 лет назад +1

    Congrats on 15K, Papa Skid :3

  • @vaalence9043
    @vaalence9043 7 лет назад +1

    No Chaos Zweihander +10 ?
    *You deserve to be R1 spammed by the Cancer Curved Sword with a life regen hack so you'll never die and be in a constant and neverending AGONY AND PAIN.*
    Loved your vid :3.

  • @YftachSrur
    @YftachSrur 7 лет назад

    0:35 hahaha omg you fucking killed me lol:"your friend just turned into a falafel"

  • @alexwoodruff7706
    @alexwoodruff7706 7 лет назад +3

    The Prod impression holy shit!!

  • @nullprop
    @nullprop 6 лет назад +1

    Dry Wit is good shit

  • @dakotamilichichi2257
    @dakotamilichichi2257 7 лет назад +69

    what do you have against prod?

    • @Skidonic
      @Skidonic  7 лет назад +66

      Too much for one reply, but the impression here is just 4 giggles.

    • @dakotamilichichi2257
      @dakotamilichichi2257 7 лет назад

      Skidonic just prod? or dark souls youtubers in general?

    • @Skidonic
      @Skidonic  7 лет назад +61

      Cheech The Creature There's certain shit I dislike in the community, but it doesn't help to air my gripes here. Maybe I'll make a video bout it i dunno

    • @dakotamilichichi2257
      @dakotamilichichi2257 7 лет назад

      Skidonic looking forward to it

    • @15wuhao
      @15wuhao 7 лет назад

      yeah fck him, too bad he is like the only one still uploading pvp content, my personal fav praise the sun doesnt care about us no more: (

  • @iamamish
    @iamamish 7 лет назад

    The commentary made me laugh out loud, multiple times. Awesome video, so good.

  • @Aloofasf
    @Aloofasf 7 лет назад

    When I have no more Cr1TiKaL videos to watch, I watch Skidonic.

  • @kestrelmerriweather392
    @kestrelmerriweather392 7 лет назад

    "That salad bowl you're wielding will be the appetizer for your ass."

  • @ianwired
    @ianwired 7 лет назад

    Every time you upload I always end up laughing my ass off.

  • @noiz981998
    @noiz981998 7 лет назад

    Using the welcome gesture after killing someone is the same as pointing down

  • @SolarFlarehorse
    @SolarFlarehorse 7 лет назад

    Skidonic: The Kritikal of Dark Souls

  • @gorthal1141
    @gorthal1141 7 лет назад +4

    that backstabber Carl reference, where is it from? plz daddy

    • @Skidonic
      @Skidonic  7 лет назад

      Originally here ruclips.net/video/2K1NZPWau_I/видео.html
      And here ruclips.net/video/V6f2OiYXx5E/видео.html

    • @gorthal1141
      @gorthal1141 7 лет назад

      Skidonic thx sir

  • @mrbubonic
    @mrbubonic 7 лет назад

    i never get tired of this kind of commentary

  • @didaibr1
    @didaibr1 6 лет назад

    I've been watching all PR your videos and this one is the funniest LOL

  • @czardonyx
    @czardonyx 7 лет назад

    That was a pretty good prod impression, I thought i was watching him for a sec

  • @jestersnb9761
    @jestersnb9761 7 лет назад +1

    That was a sick reference my dude.

  • @Abblesauc3
    @Abblesauc3 7 лет назад

    His jaded voice while insulting people is great

  • @zazollo
    @zazollo 7 лет назад

    I didn't realize there were still enough people playing Dark Souls 3 to even form gank squads

  • @vanoven9205
    @vanoven9205 7 лет назад

    Damn, those ds-tubers impressions are on point, as always :)))

  • @DarkSoulsJef
    @DarkSoulsJef 7 лет назад

    Truly you are a poet, such a way with words.

  • @MrBones-cu1vi
    @MrBones-cu1vi 7 лет назад

    "oh no they killed the tall jawas"
    instant sub
    that's fucking hilarous

  • @williesmithjr4202
    @williesmithjr4202 7 лет назад +1

    You are a trip!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Cr0nUs1340
    @Cr0nUs1340 7 лет назад +2

    great Prod impression!!! LMAO!!!

  • @Shimmiy
    @Shimmiy 7 лет назад

    i like when your wrecking people in fights and they think throwing a charm will help them when you haven't healed once and they run away healing after every hit they take

  • @seitan4943
    @seitan4943 7 лет назад

    This guy is fucking amazing, he's like a depressed northernlion.

  • @NicktheLongman
    @NicktheLongman 7 лет назад

    Took me a second to realise his shield looks like a salad bowl. Thank you based meme lord.

  • @jordan1546
    @jordan1546 7 лет назад

    'Get back here tit shidder' -Wellington Wimpy

  • @Chrisfragger1
    @Chrisfragger1 7 лет назад

    Invaders who use the fact that they can run past mobs and their opponent cannot are ALL cowards.

  • @aaronbenson5410
    @aaronbenson5410 7 лет назад

    "How in the rectum are you still standing?"

  • @grombulon8187
    @grombulon8187 7 лет назад

    "hey guise its prod here" fucking died 10/10

  • @Cowboy_Dan
    @Cowboy_Dan 7 лет назад

    "piss yellow phantom" jesus. what have i been missing out on?

  • @NexiNarcotic
    @NexiNarcotic 2 года назад

    thanks youtube algorithm for reminding me how good pvp CAN be and what an absolute shitshow it is in elden ring.
    either we're going to get dedicated pvp arenas soon or I'm afraid the pvp-scene will just die in no time.
    it's so sad to see that the game with the most variety is the absolute worst out of all in terms of pvp.
    i'd rather get instabackstabbed in ds1 then constantly battling those 3-man ganks that instantly spam you full of shit.
    I've spent over 300h just in ds3 pvp but maybe 5h in elden ring and I won't touch that part of the game again until they fix it!

  • @doncriquito7814
    @doncriquito7814 7 лет назад

    Invasion vids are only long and boring when people feel the need to put the "searching for the host" segments in, I've found. The actual fights are short and generally pretty brutal.
    I personally have never needed the five minutes you spend looking for the host to go on there, so most invasions vids I've put up are less than a minute per segment. Of course, it's also usually a hypermode invader, so they either die or I do pretty quickly, but even regular invasions, the fights are generally pretty quick.

  • @Rickardsson99
    @Rickardsson99 7 лет назад +2

    please talk shit on my funeral!

  • @cloffman4482
    @cloffman4482 7 лет назад

    The critik4al influence is strong, but somewhat enjoyable.

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 7 лет назад

    It's not poise it's just working as intended

  • @Shtoops
    @Shtoops 7 лет назад +5

    Are you the Dark Souls only version of cr1tikal?

  • @Krunkscooters
    @Krunkscooters 7 лет назад

    When you wish you were cr1tikal...

  • @hauvrichunter2488
    @hauvrichunter2488 5 лет назад

    "oh shit they slaughtered the tall jawas" lmao

  • @cuervorojo2000
    @cuervorojo2000 7 лет назад +2

    haha that prod part xD

  • @4545awesomeness
    @4545awesomeness 7 лет назад

    Love the commentary, you've got a new sub.

  • @epichien8800
    @epichien8800 7 лет назад

    please, please more videos like this one!!!! I can't stop laughing

  • @Nukinator
    @Nukinator 7 лет назад

    ugh Yhorm's Greatshield...
    "This dude with a door looks like he's gonna be fun to fight."
    Thinks about it...
    IT IS A FUCKING DOOR!!! IS THAT WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY??

  • @nukessolveeverything5340
    @nukessolveeverything5340 7 лет назад

    There are tracer missiles being launched down the highway, that's not safe.....
    You saying that in your bored, monotonous voice cracks me up, I would sub again if possible.

  • @onemadgoblin8012
    @onemadgoblin8012 7 лет назад

    I've never laughed so hard at a dark souls video

  • @takenback4769
    @takenback4769 7 лет назад

    The flash mob remark cracked me up.

  • @mattclax8367
    @mattclax8367 7 лет назад

    You're prod impression killed me

  • @Jaseroni
    @Jaseroni 7 лет назад

    The Prod impression was......unexpected

  • @stefangrujic3352
    @stefangrujic3352 7 лет назад

    that prod thing made me think i swtiched videos that was on point

  • @DeadxXxSilent
    @DeadxXxSilent 7 лет назад

    You and your one-liners, your the best lol

  • @VirecGames
    @VirecGames 7 лет назад

    LOL, that Prod impression. xD

  • @danthemanlovesboogsugs6181
    @danthemanlovesboogsugs6181 7 лет назад

    The prod imitation was pretty funnu

  • @urango10
    @urango10 6 лет назад

    2:23 is this man trying to parry a TWO HANDED ULTRA FKN GREATSWORD?!

  • @GenericVariable
    @GenericVariable 7 лет назад

    Love your voice and word choice.

  • @chckrbordx8
    @chckrbordx8 7 лет назад

    Codename = Big Greasy is rolling out.

  • @Suhloor
    @Suhloor 7 лет назад +1

    I like my zweihander

  • @jaredwarburton8749
    @jaredwarburton8749 7 лет назад +7

    10/10 would Prod again

  • @memesuschrist2058
    @memesuschrist2058 7 лет назад

    another meme ultra greatsword user. good on ya m8, wepcome to the territory of giant dad (s, might be more than one XD)

  • @derickjeffries5394
    @derickjeffries5394 7 лет назад

    My favorite part is the new name every invasion