Ah yes... I loved Sears! My folks called the catalogs "Wish books!" WAY BACK in the day, you could buy a house from the Wishbook & build it yourself. Some of those old houses are still standing too.
Alexa keeps wanting me to buy more Mio water enhancement. I still have about 10 big bottles left. Don't tell anybody, but I use it in unsweetened ice tea for a better flavor. I'm pretty sure that's a felony here in Texas.
I wanna know why in a single day the USPS can deliver amazon packages, two or more amazon contractor deliveries, and that strange navy color amazon van twice. Granted, this is like during December, but WTH?!? How much resources are wasted going to one small cul de sac 5 times a day?!? Are people checking out per each item? It’s been 5 minutes, but I forgot I needed tide pods. One click shipped. Oh wait. I need a pool float too. One click, shipped.
Musically Disney AMV's my mom is a mail carrier and trust me, she would feel MUCH better if Amazon did their own delivery. The amount of amazon packages is insane.
You know you have a problem, when 2 trucks are delivering totally unrelated packages to your door at the same time, and they're blocking traffic in both lanes...
@TransitNerd I know Matt was joking when he talked about their sister channel called "It's a Yankee Thing," but knowing the world we live in, it probably would have more subscribers than "Southern Thing" and I hate the thought of that
I literally have all of my household cleaning supplies, filters for the ac/heating unit, dog flea&tick stuff, and treats on subscription....I have a problem! 🤣😂🤣😂 The postman has literally watched my dog grow up. 😂🤣🤪🤪🤪
@@seppyq3672 don't download they are a mess. Good deals!! But once (apr/may it took 3 months to get my packages. (Aug) normally it's 6 weeks anyway. Still too long.
Ppl are buying videogames more than anything. My friend is trying to buy a switch, and they’re completely sold out everywhere. I was at Target to get some essentials, and I figured why not get a game since I was there anyway? The game area was crazy packed
Do you guys like when customers give you cold beverages or nah? I give my deliver guys cold bottles of sweet tea or sweetened sparkling water. Just curious.
@@SirMoeThe2nd it honestly makes my day to see customers leave notes, or snacks or drinks. Some days I could be having the worst day and seeing that, it makes it all the better.
@@thechickwhocritfails Well that's good to know. And glad that your customers provide those types of things too. I was just curious, given the pandemic we're in.
I do too, but it's usually because they split the orders up into multiple deliveries. Keeps those drivers hopping! However, when the stuff isn't time critical, I also let them stockpile items and deliver them all at once occasionally too.
When I started growing a beard I discovered a whole new world of beard products on Amazon. I've got subs to balms and oils yet I'm still surprised when they arrive. I'm like "the hell? When did I? Oh right, rad."
@@KC-zn1mg Oh I agree but I got em down pat. I go through a tin of Honest Amish beard balm in about 2 months, a 2 oz bottle of Spartans Den Oil in about 7 to 8 months, and Corktown Beard butter in 1.5 months. Them's my beard staples. But yeah, I still get surprised when they arrived.
I am addicted to amazon as well. I had to start sending my packages to my office because my husband said he wanted to slap the smile clean off the box 😂😂😂
I just ordered two cassette players and tapes from Ebay. Then I started looking for a semi truck engine and vintage bell bottoms that I don't actually want. Now I'm thinking I might need a map of Nebraska and clear colored nail polish.
I need a QVC granny one. My grandmother literally caused the poor mail lady to cry from relief when she moved off the ladys route. Now any time we see the new mail person for her they always look upset, especially after dropping off six boxes of various sizes.
I always got a crap load of emails telling me about my "unused prime benefits" including videos. I never cared until I actually checked it out and was stoked to see what was on there. Binged Sopranos.
Seriously! Today I was standing 3 feet from my front door, heard the quick single knock, opened the door a second later. 2 packages, no delivery person, no vehicle. Gotta admit it freaked me out a bit.
@JoJo Skye I agree. Some years ago I learned that people consider RUclips social media, and I was like it is not the same thing as FB, insta, snap ... It's just the future television and it's here.
Google tracks you harder than amazon. Why do you think your recommended videos are so relevant. Just download the survey app, at least theyll pay you for the information they steal anyways
@@bobschiebel3325 I've got a cheap walmart phone....most of my google apps on here I've got turned off. I know they can still get info but it's not as much as that but I can't stand Bezos. He gives me the cringe plus he screws half the inventors who uses Amazon with Chinese knockoffs and if you aren't careful you'll pay for a product but receive a knockoff.
I have 6 grown children of which 3 of them cant stop shopping Amazon. They literally keep a UPS driver, an Amazon driver, a FedEx driver and our mail lady employed. It's literally every day deliveries.
I have so many Amazon boxes on my front porch every day that my husband and my son are seriously starting to side eye me due to having to carry them all inside.
I just ordered something 😩😂 and OMG the wish crew was me and wish I had to literally stalk all their social media and leave bad reviews to get my refund
It's like getting perfect Christmas gifts every day . . . from yourself! "Oh, this is EXACTLY what I wanted!" I even send messages with the item saying, "You've worked so hard - you deserve this!" or "You are the world's most understanding Mom - Love, Me!"
Two Days?? Shoot, Amazon has been delivering my stuff in over 4 to 5 days, and not to mention, some orders were "lost" and therefore refunded. I will admit that I really enjoy Prime Video, but shipping has really s--ked over the last two months.
LOL since the pandemic started, pretty much almost my entire shopping as been Amazon deliveries - I haven't stepped foot in a grocery store or Walmart in like five months.
When you're addicted to, It's a Southern Thing: I should be trying to get to sleep, no just one more vid. Oh what's that they just uploaded again, go on then just one more, I promise (said with fingers crossed).
That's scary but true and I know the "couple" in the lobby. I worked at restaurant when Wish came out and all the college age waitresses (including the one that has a degree in Nuclear Physics) were constantly on their phones. I figured they were on social media. One's father told me they were on Wish. There were probably 10- 15 of them, all smart, otherwise level headed except for Wish
Omg this sound like one of my aunts. My mama picks on her everyday waiting for a package to come by telling her “Merry Christmas!!! Has Santa come yet?” 😂
The embodiment of the Wish relationship is super toxic. Really was curious what could be more messed up than the Amazon relationship, but they got it spot on.
“I think the mailman hates me!” 😂
🤣🤣 and “boxes all over the house” ...totally relate! 🤣
I have to have three separate recycling cans just to hold all the boxes even when they're broken down
The mailman hates us all!
My cat loves us! 🤣
I think the UPS driver is starting to hate me because the boxes keep getting heavier and heavier what can I say I spoil my dog and my cat
I've told my kids about the old days of ordering from the Sears catalog and waiting weeks for it to arrive. I don't think they believe me
Boy, do I miss Sears!
Same 🤣 my daughter looked appalled when I told her about the wait time
supised she didn't ask what is a catalog
Ah yes... I loved Sears! My folks called the catalogs "Wish books!" WAY BACK in the day, you could buy a house from the Wishbook & build it yourself. Some of those old houses are still standing too.
I remember those days
As an Amazon delivery driver, your package Is still 10 stops away
Noooooooooo that’s not true that’s impossible
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for all you Amazon delivery guys do!
🤣
But I have it already.
My aunts are addicted they literally get a package and go “When did I order stuff?” 😂😂
I have done that too but they're usually alcohol involved
I love your Panic! Logo!
Um... addicts or dementia? Maybe you should get them into the doctors office...;-)
Back in 2008-2009, I swear my mother was trying to stimulate the economy all by herself with Amazon.
Your Panic! Logo is bomb my vro
PLEASE I NEED THE WISH COUPLE SEQUEL PLEASE love y’all!
Right!?!?
And an eBay sequel as well
I agree we need to see that
And a target and southern mom one
@@Long_Haired_Country_Boy i wanna say prequel.
When your addicted to it's a southern thing ;)
Yes
Yep but at least its a healthy relationship. Full of laughter and nostalgia
Pretty much
If your not then, are you even human?
ColgateToothpxste Yes so true
I'm addicted to this channel. It's the only southern thing my Texan soul can tolerate.
😂
Viva la Tejas!
My pure NC soul is addicted
Georgia here, I totally agree. Go Dawgs
Paws up..Clemson!!..S.C. here!!...:)
We need a part 2 for wish
Edit: oh my gosh I’ve never even thought I would get this many likes! Thank you soooo soooo soooo mich
Yep
I always wondered how they can advertise stuff at basically free.
Oh Wish is so hard. So many cheap options that are really good.
YES!!!
I'm currently trying to wean myself off of Wish, I'd love to see this part 2.
"I think the mailman hates me"
USPS: Ight imma head out
My listening devices have separate names: Alexa, Echo, and Amazon. They are not monogrammed.
Not monogrammed?!? The south finds you guilty of being a traitor and multiple accounts of heresy.
Yet😉
I will ask Aunt Betsy Jo to knit you some monogrammed cozies for them at once
All this + siri n then cortana just popped up in my life.
She forgot to ask Amazon when her next order of toilet paper will arrive. I see Adam's barber has yet to reopen.
The Shaggy Twins.
you should see mine. lets put it this way im getting it cut like the show vikings.
Alexa keeps wanting me to buy more Mio water enhancement. I still have about 10 big bottles left. Don't tell anybody, but I use it in unsweetened ice tea for a better flavor. I'm pretty sure that's a felony here in Texas.
“I think my Mailman hates me!”
Mailman: No, keeps me busy & in employment.
*Amazon Prime Delivery Van appears.*
Mailman: Now I HATE U.
I wanna know why in a single day the USPS can deliver amazon packages, two or more amazon contractor deliveries, and that strange navy color amazon van twice. Granted, this is like during December, but WTH?!? How much resources are wasted going to one small cul de sac 5 times a day?!? Are people checking out per each item? It’s been 5 minutes, but I forgot I needed tide pods. One click shipped. Oh wait. I need a pool float too. One click, shipped.
Musically Disney AMV's my mom is a mail carrier and trust me, she would feel MUCH better if Amazon did their own delivery. The amount of amazon packages is insane.
Zuki Gray ah really? Thanks for that insight
@@UmmYeahOk guilty
I can't wait to see the couple's counseling on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and *ahem* RUclips.
This was a 10, until the end. WISH parody ups it to 100!
You know you have a problem, when 2 trucks are delivering totally unrelated packages to your door at the same time, and they're blocking traffic in both lanes...
How does this channel not have a million subscribers already?
It may not always be PC Correct.
this world has bad tastes
@TransitNerd I know Matt was joking when he talked about their sister channel called "It's a Yankee Thing," but knowing the world we live in, it probably would have more subscribers than "Southern Thing" and I hate the thought of that
Read the title and have never clicked faster
I literally have all of my household cleaning supplies, filters for the ac/heating unit, dog flea&tick stuff, and treats on subscription....I have a problem! 🤣😂🤣😂 The postman has literally watched my dog grow up. 😂🤣🤪🤪🤪
Amazon is pure evil, and Matt plays it well.
No it is not. There is a need. The need got answered.
@@anthonymccoy7711 Greed does not equal "need".
"I'm gonna return it."
Wish: *Sinister laugh*
😂😂😂😂
I don't even know what wish is
She has the best laugh I have heard in a long time.
September Q download the Wish app and you’ll shop till you drop 😂
@@seppyq3672 don't download they are a mess. Good deals!! But once (apr/may it took 3 months to get my packages. (Aug) normally it's 6 weeks anyway. Still too long.
@@seppyq3672 yeah that's what I tell my husband lol
LOL! The Wish couple had me rolling! I really love this channel and I’m not even southern! I live in Arizona!
Close enough 😀
Yo I live in arizona too 😁
Arizona is basically like Florida, a crockpot without water
LOL. I've been bingeing the channel all day.
From Nigeria! 😁
IVE NEVER BEEN MORE RELATED TO A RUclips VIDEO TITLE
This is especially true now that people are ordering stuff online a lot more cause of coronavirus
Ppl are buying videogames more than anything. My friend is trying to buy a switch, and they’re completely sold out everywhere. I was at Target to get some essentials, and I figured why not get a game since I was there anyway? The game area was crazy packed
Emergency intervention for Brittany. Call the Mom & Pop Store Squad!
As a Amazon driver this personally amuses me so much
Do you guys like when customers give you cold beverages or nah? I give my deliver guys cold bottles of sweet tea or sweetened sparkling water. Just curious.
@@SirMoeThe2nd it honestly makes my day to see customers leave notes, or snacks or drinks.
Some days I could be having the worst day and seeing that, it makes it all the better.
@@thechickwhocritfails Well that's good to know. And glad that your customers provide those types of things too. I was just curious, given the pandemic we're in.
same, Mandie, same.
As a frequent amazon shopper...YOU TOTALLY ROCK!!!! 😂🙂👍
We literally have an Amazon box arrive everyday, if not, then at least every few days...gotta keep ordering stuff to stay busy lol
And how much are you in debt right now? 🤨
I do too, but it's usually because they split the orders up into multiple deliveries. Keeps those drivers hopping! However, when the stuff isn't time critical, I also let them stockpile items and deliver them all at once occasionally too.
That high pitched, " WHHAAATT!!!" had me rolling!!!😁😄😄
Me (whenever I see an Amazon box on my porch): It's Christmas!!
Shopping on Wish is definitely crazy.. You have to pay close attention to those descriptions and shipping fees!
When I started growing a beard I discovered a whole new world of beard products on Amazon. I've got subs to balms and oils yet I'm still surprised when they arrive. I'm like "the hell? When did I? Oh right, rad."
😂😂😂🤣cool!!-
Subscriptions are a dangerous game
@@KC-zn1mg Oh I agree but I got em down pat. I go through a tin of Honest Amish beard balm in about 2 months, a 2 oz bottle of Spartans Den Oil in about 7 to 8 months, and Corktown Beard butter in 1.5 months. Them's my beard staples. But yeah, I still get surprised when they arrived.
I am addicted to amazon as well. I had to start sending my packages to my office because my husband said he wanted to slap the smile clean off the box 😂😂😂
🤣
I just ordered two cassette players and tapes from Ebay. Then I started looking for a semi truck engine and vintage bell bottoms that I don't actually want. Now I'm thinking I might need a map of Nebraska and clear colored nail polish.
I just got an order from Amazon today and expecting two more..............
Just looking at the thumbnail, I thought they were a couple and he was addicted to Amazon, right down to the tee shirt lol!!
I don’t feel so bad. I thought the same thing!
🙋🏽♀️ me too
This and your Dollar General vid are hands down the top two of all time!!! Keep up the good work!
That was beautiful! Especially the end with Wish microwave.
Omg I am addicted to this channel I could binge watch for hours
Matt as Amazon is awesome!!!
The Wish thing is so accurate! 😂 I once ordered a cute top for $3 but when it arrived ( 6 weeks later) it was for a Barbie doll!
Omg...that laugh 😆 WISH gave after he said he was gonna return it!! 🤣🤣
This is just too close to home. Amazon knows my name when I just click on and greets me by my first name! It's just spooky! 🤣🤣
Y’all r getting me through quarantine I swear
That was the truest “So true y’all” that y’all have ever done.
For some reason, this makes me proud of the fact that I have never bought anything from Amazon or wish.
😲
Weirdo🙃🤑🤣
Really, is that even possible
And hold you hostage 😂 😂 😂
i order stuff forget what it is and it’s like christmas, i highly recommend this form of shopping
Me too! My husband is always like " what's that"? Um, I don't know. Proceeds to open to find out. Lol!
I could never forget because I’m always checking amazon to know when it’s coming, acting like checking it for the 11th time will make it come sooner.
Emily i do the same thing. It's so much fun. I have stuff that i don't even use.
I need a QVC granny one. My grandmother literally caused the poor mail lady to cry from relief when she moved off the ladys route. Now any time we see the new mail person for her they always look upset, especially after dropping off six boxes of various sizes.
I feel personally attacked. Those smiley Amazon boxes are everywhere, and more are arriving tomorrow. I don't have a problem!
😂😂 LOL 😂😂
Of course you don't, Michi!
Neither do I (looking at a lot of small WISH packages)... 🤭😂🤭
I am totally addicted.
I'm watching this while waiting desperately for 3 packages. 🤣
She had the cutest little Hotmail address!😆😆😆
Use to be addicted to shopping on Amazon then prime movies, then I'm just slowing down on ordering
I always got a crap load of emails telling me about my "unused prime benefits" including videos. I never cared until I actually checked it out and was stoked to see what was on there. Binged Sopranos.
Love Amazon Prime, documentary addict here.
With every single video. You all just keep getting better!!! This is by far my favorite ever! 🚫 Don't ✋ stop 🛑 !!!
Ok note to self: Don’t watch this video late at night, will wake up family from loud laughter and snorting. 🤣🤣🤣
I have never seen the people who deliver the packages. It’s like they disappear in like 3 seconds.
Seriously! Today I was standing 3 feet from my front door, heard the quick single knock, opened the door a second later. 2 packages, no delivery person, no vehicle. Gotta admit it freaked me out a bit.
Duh Chad I knowwww! Soo creepy.
Santa Clause Lives.....
Aaaaand this is why I don't do social media, Amazon or creepy Alexa type boxes🤷. I'm soooo happy 😁
RUclips is social media.
@JoJo Skye I agree.
Some years ago I learned that people consider RUclips social media, and I was like it is not the same thing as FB, insta, snap
... It's just the future television and it's here.
Yeah technically it is but it's the only thing I have. Don't even own a computer or tv.
Google tracks you harder than amazon. Why do you think your recommended videos are so relevant. Just download the survey app, at least theyll pay you for the information they steal anyways
@@bobschiebel3325 I've got a cheap walmart phone....most of my google apps on here I've got turned off. I know they can still get info but it's not as much as that but I can't stand Bezos. He gives me the cringe plus he screws half the inventors who uses Amazon with Chinese knockoffs and if you aren't careful you'll pay for a product but receive a knockoff.
Just placed a large amazon order right before i saw this notification! So true y'all!
"She doesn't understand me!! 😭"
Lmao 😂😂😂
I have 6 grown children of which 3 of them cant stop shopping Amazon. They literally keep a UPS driver, an Amazon driver, a FedEx driver and our mail lady employed. It's literally every day deliveries.
Halfway through the video I got it that hes Amazon and their not a couple😂
Perfect portrayal of amazon
More like when your addicted to it’s a southern thing😆
Even funnier, there's the "Buy It's Southern Thing Merchandise. (By teespring)" right at the bottom of the screen...😂😂😂
That's so funny I've got amazon happy boxes everywhere!!
I have so many Amazon boxes on my front porch every day that my husband and my son are seriously starting to side eye me due to having to carry them all inside.
If ya take'em inside, where are all the stray cats gonna play? lol.
SO HILARIOUS!!! Thank you so much for sharing that, it ALWAYS makes my day! Thank you!
I just ordered something 😩😂 and OMG the wish crew was me and wish I had to literally stalk all their social media and leave bad reviews to get my refund
Thats why you always ALWAYS check the reviews on any wish item. And look for the ones with picture reviews.
Spot on? Yet again! Hilariously relatable? No doubt.
Pickle-flavored chapstick?!! 😆 😅
It's like getting perfect Christmas gifts every day . . . from yourself! "Oh, this is EXACTLY what I wanted!" I even send messages with the item saying, "You've worked so hard - you deserve this!" or "You are the world's most understanding Mom - Love, Me!"
Thanks. Now I have an an addiction to Supermarket Sweep. I didn't know it was on Prime until I saw this video. Grew up watching it with my mother.
OMG I WAS SHOPPING ON MY AMAZON APP WHEN THIS VIDEO ALERT POPPED UP!!!!!
It USED to be two days. Now you're lucky if it's two weeks.
The accuracy is emaculate! 😂😂
Two Days?? Shoot, Amazon has been delivering my stuff in over 4 to 5 days, and not to mention, some orders were "lost" and therefore refunded. I will admit that I really enjoy Prime Video, but shipping has really s--ked over the last two months.
LOL since the pandemic started, pretty much almost my entire shopping as been Amazon deliveries - I haven't stepped foot in a grocery store or Walmart in like five months.
When Amazon can start delivering Whataburger to my door then I'll be sold! LOL
Shhh! Don't give them any ideas!
Just don't buy used, lol.
I'm SCREAMING at the Wish part because SO TRUE!!!! I know so many addicts.
I need to see the sequel to this😂🤣😂🤣
Beyond addicted. So addicted, I just bought stuff during the video.
🤣😂🤣
Guilty!
You guys own me right now. I'm addicted to Amazon and I may need therapy.....LOL
Now we need this Wish sequel
So funny! The best though is Wish’s laugh at the very end!
It's a southern thing and you betcha should collab
BAhahahahaaa 😅😅😅! I needed this. You guys are the BEST!
This is literally me, lol. Even my family tell me that I have a problem with ordering things off of Amazon. 🤣
"He comes in two days." That's some amazing stamina.
When you're addicted to, It's a Southern Thing: I should be trying to get to sleep, no just one more vid. Oh what's that they just uploaded again, go on then just one more, I promise (said with fingers crossed).
Could see becoming a series!! You guys nailed it!
That's scary but true and I know the "couple" in the lobby. I worked at restaurant when Wish came out and all the college age waitresses (including the one that has a degree in Nuclear Physics) were constantly on their phones. I figured they were on social media. One's father told me they were on Wish. There were probably 10- 15 of them, all smart, otherwise level headed except for Wish
They absolutely did replace the mailman.
That was , great , but the Wish couple was the icing on the cake.
Omg this sound like one of my aunts. My mama picks on her everyday waiting for a package to come by telling her “Merry Christmas!!! Has Santa come yet?” 😂
The embodiment of the Wish relationship is super toxic. Really was curious what could be more messed up than the Amazon relationship, but they got it spot on.
This is sooooo me I literally will get on Amazon at times when I’m bored and I seem to have a wishlist for EVERYTHING. 😂😂
I've even ordered ice cream from Amazon. Yep, I'm addicted to Amazon.
I loved her laugh at the end.
The Wish at the end was hilarious!
The wish part was the best 🤣